Fight wits with cat owners

Ever since he quietly touched a piece of cat grass, Zhongyuan Zhong also seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and began to attack the cat grass from time to time when people and cats were not in the living room.

It's not that I ate all of them, it's more for the feeling of holding cat grass.

However, if there are too many times, you will always be caught, not to mention that the grass will not grow back immediately after being squeezed. Although the Central Plains has tried its best to squeeze it without leaving any traces, such a large clump of grass suddenly lost a quarter. , Everyone can see the fault.

On this day, Xiaoqian caught several cats and brought them into the bedroom, even Fang Accelerator on the cat climbing frame was carried in. In a blink of an eye, there was only Zhongya Zhongye left in the living room.

Subconsciously, Nakahara Chuya involuntarily put his eyes on the cat grass on the coffee table again.

All the cats are gone, which means that I can...

"Meow."

"The last time, really the last time!"

Whispering in a low voice that he didn't know how many times it was the "last time", Zhongyuan Zhong also took a deep breath, quickly stretched out his hand, and quickly cut off a piece of cat grass with extremely skilled techniques, and threw it directly into his mouth.

Holding the green cat grass in his mouth, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, satisfied.

Not to mention, this cat grass is really good.

However, he was so addicted to smoking weed that he didn't notice at all that in Xiaoqian's bedroom, the computer screen at this moment clearly displayed the appearance of the living room.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the culprit is indeed Chuya."

Watching the scene of the cat grazing in the living room, the little thousand thieves curled their mouths and muttered to themselves with excitement in their eyes.

"Oh, should we expose him now, or wait until he eats more?"

Chuya likes cat grass so much that she has no white species, but what if he becomes angry and stops eating it now that it is exposed?

"Meow~"

"It's only the brain capacity of a slug like Zhongye that thinks no one knows he did it."

Glancing at Nakahara Chuya who had already started to attack the next cat grass on the screen, Osamu Dazai's voice was obviously gloating.

"Ow?"

"Senior Central Plains, you can eat as much as you want?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his head in confusion.

"Ow?"

"Why are you still sneaking around? It's just grass. I ate it several times when I was young."

Could it be that you feel ashamed?But I've eaten all kinds of cat food, is it still a little grassy?

"Meow~"

"I thought it was mackerel."

Raising his hand and rubbing his head, Xiao Bai smiled naturally.

"Meow~"

"After all, the mackerel was still scrambling to eat it before. I thought the mackerel liked to eat grass."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Senior Xiaobai, aren't you really provoking Dazai-senpai?I can already feel the air pressure suddenly lowered by Dazai-senpai!

"Meow."

"I'm really sorry, the only thing I like to eat is crab."

With a smirk on his face, Osamu Dazai's voice was flat.

"Meow~"

"Speaking of which, I thought about whether it might be you who did it. After all, it's too normal for you to say it."

"Meow~"

"I told you I gave it to the mackerel, so I won't eat it."

"Meow~"

"Oh? Is that so?"

The two cats were coming and going, one had a fake smile on his face, the other had a natural but hidden face, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was caught in the middle, twitched his eyes and took several steps back decisively.

So there is no reliable person in this family?Now Senior Central Plains is obsessed with cat grass, and Senior Dazai likes to find fault with Senior Xiaobai, and Senior Xiaobai is also a natural black who hides his secrets, so maybe...

Terrified, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his head abruptly, and looked at Accelerator who had been watching the play quietly by the bedside.

Could it be that one of the seniors is the most reliable one? ? ?

"Meow?"

"Huh? What are you looking at?"

Sensing the strange gaze of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Accelerator frowned and looked back, his voice indifferent.

"Meow?"

"What's your look like?"

He didn't do anything, why do you feel that the eyes of this weak chicken are as shocked as watching him destroy the earth?

"Ow!"

"No, no!"

Terrified by Accelerator's eyes, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his chest subconsciously, and then crazily denied it.

"Ow!"

"I'm not! I'm not! I'll just turn around!"

In a short period of time, Xiaoqian had already prepared the camera, and she came to the door of the bedroom with her hands up, ready to stab.

This highlight moment of kitty being shocked by being found has to be recorded!

"Okay, all departments are ready, we are going to expose."

Carefully opening the door slit that had been purposely left open slightly, Xiaoqian glanced at the living room through the slit, and was satisfied to find that the cat in question hadn't noticed yet, and was still holding a piece of grass in its mouth.

Under Xiaoqian, there are Dazai Osamu and Xiaobai who are looking at the door through the crack of the door.

"3, 2, 1 - rush!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiaoqian pushed them away with a snap, and rushed towards Zhongye Zhongye with the camera in hand, shouting loudly.

"Aha~ I found out, little cat!"

Unprepared, Zhong Yuanzhong was so frightened that the grass in his mouth fell to the ground.

What's going on, what happened?Why did Xiaoqian rush out suddenly? ? ?

Before he could react, Osamu Dazai, who was next to Xiaoqian, jumped onto the sofa, saying something that would piss Chuya Nakahara to death.

"Meow~"

"Tsk tsk tsk, being caught on the spot during the grass thief's crime, is it the loss of humanity or the loss of morality?"

"Meow!"

"That's not it!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also immediately became furious.

"Meow!"

"How can it be considered stealing when it comes to grass?!"

Xiaoqian said he ate whatever he wanted, but he just ate it in a more secretive way!

"Meow?"

"Dare to argue?"

With a trace of pity in his eyes, Osamu Dazai raised his paw and pointed at the half grass that fell on the coffee table, admiringly.

"Meow~"

"The evidence is all here, Chuya, what else do you have to argue?"

Looking at the half-grass next to him that still had his teeth marks, Zhong Yuanzhong felt a little guilty.

wrong!What a guilty conscience! ! !

His expression froze for a moment, seeing Dazai Osamu's sly smile, Nakahara Nakahara reacted abruptly.

This guy just wants to 'kill someone's heart'!Seeing that he is not happy, he is happy!

Immediately, the figured-out Zhongyuan Zhong also put away his guilty conscience and the shame of being seen eating grass. The whole cat's momentum changed, and even its words became stronger.

"Meow!"

"It's just grass, so what if I eat it?"

As he said that, Zhongyuan Zhong also pulled out a piece of grass and stuffed it into his mouth on the spot, with a mocking expression on his face.

"Meow."

"Eat it if you want it, or Dazai, you really want to eat it too? Otherwise, why are you so concerned about this grass?"

Dazai: No, I'm concerned about the way you look ashamed and angry :)

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was silent and Chuya Nakahara was 'pursuing the victory', he raised his head and glanced at the other party, then sneered and said.

"Meow."

"Heh, eat whatever you want, it's just grass, and I won't stop you."

As he spoke, he turned around with his chest raised and his head raised, ignoring Dazai Osamu who had a strange expression.

"Meow..."

"Little dwarf, this is..."

Looking at Chuya Nakahara as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person, Osamu Dazai raised his paw and touched it, with deep thought in his eyes.

"Meow?"

"Could it be that your brain is muddled?"

Otherwise, how could he have the illusion that he is worthy of me?

"I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."

The camera in his hand recorded the whole process, but except for the shock at the beginning, after a few words with mackerel, Chuya didn't have the shyness of being caught at all.

The flustered, ashamed and reckless kitten in anticipation is completely ruined!

"Chuya, don't you have anything to say?"

Xiaoqian tried to remedy it.

"Look, you've been caught!"

At least act a little flustered?How do you feel that the three trial sessions that were expected have now completely turned into acquittals?I even have the props ready!

"Meow?"

"What do you want?"

Knowing very well that Xiaoqian was probably thinking about something 'bad', Zhongyuan Zhong also looked up at Xiaoqian with a helpless voice.

"Meow..."

"You just want to play..."

Shocked by Nakahara Zhongya's old father's helpless eyes, Xiaoqian was silent for three seconds, and then spoke resentfully.

"I actually saw kindness in Chuya's eyes?"

Saying that, Xiao Qian rubbed her head in disbelief.

"What the hell? Chuya, you are clearly your son!"

hateful!This feeling of being overwhelmed!

"In short, Chuya, your sneaky grazing has been exposed, and you need to have a special trial."

Although I said that I can eat whatever I want, but who told Chuya to eat in a sneaky way instead of aboveboard?

Taking out a pair of plastic handcuffs from the pocket of his clothes, Xiaoqian put Zhongya Zhongya on the ground in front of the coffee table, then decisively asked him to stand up, and cuffed the handcuffs on.

"Lucky Fairy Simba... I will be a government servant here."

Blocking the three cats on the ground on both sides of Zhongye in the Central Plains, Xiaoqian looked at the mackerel who followed suit, touched his chin, and decided on his position.

"There's a role that's perfect for you, mackerel."

Carrying Osamu Dazai to the coffee table, Xiaoqian smiled brightly.

"Really, the role of Master Dog Head belongs to you!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Master is one thing, but can that dog head be removed?I think I may be allergic to the creature dog...

After taking out a few more cameras and setting them up at various angles, Xiaoqian sat back on the sofa behind the coffee table with a dignified and solemn look.

"Who is responsible for the cat grass being picked up one after another? What happened to the sneaky figure at night? In the empty living room, such a tragic thing happened!"

Making such a narration in a cadence, Xiaoqian moved the cat grass and half of the fallen leaves to the center of the coffee table, trying to suppress the smile in her voice.

"Today, we will take you into the story behind this!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

One way:"……"

Osamu Dazai:_(:3∠)_

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Xiaobai: _(:d)∠)_

Knowing that Xiaoqian just wanted to play (and take a video by the way), the cats looked at each other for a few seconds, but they all stayed where they were, as if nothing had happened.

It's just for fun, what else can I do besides being with you?Could it be possible to still run?

"Successful! Now you are the cat Chuya, you can step forward!"

As Xiaoqian's voice fell, Nakahara, who stood upright, looked down at the pile of 'giant' handcuffs on his outstretched hands that could not lock a cat in human units, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

This is... what it means to let yourself walk on two legs?