Fight wits with cat owners

He took two steps deliberately, and Zhong Yuanzhong even paid attention not to let the plastic handcuffs on his hands be shaken off the ground by himself. Fortunately, Xiaoqian didn't expect him to go too close, as long as he was interested.

Sitting upright, Xiaoqian coughed lightly and began to perform.

“嫌疑猫chuya，在上午10点27分34秒的时候,行动鬼鬼祟祟，并且伴随东张西望。在10点29分52秒的时候被猫赃并获。”

As she said that, Xiaoqian picked up the half grass on the coffee table and shook it as a gesture.

"There was even half a blade of grass with the teeth marks of the suspected cat left at the scene."

As if he felt uncomfortable in this position, Xiaoqian leaned back directly, crossed his legs, with a playful smile on his face, and his aura suddenly became stronger.

It looked as if what she was leaning on behind her was not an everyday and homely sofa, but some gorgeous throne.The whole person looks like the evil villain in a film and television drama, and he only has a small leather whip in his hand and cracks it twice to show his sincerity.

"Now, do you have anything else to say? Huh?"

The word "hmm" hummed lightly from his nasal cavity, but as the cat in question, Zhong Yuan could only twitch the corners of his mouth inwardly, with a helpless expression on his face.

"Meow..."

"Ah, there's nothing to say..."

It's just eating grass, what else can I say?

However, Xiaoqian, who couldn't understand cat language at all, raised her eyebrows, and began to talk empty words according to the script of her domineering president (bushi).

"Huh? Are you justifying yourself?"

Knowing that the quick end might be a dead end, Zhongyuan Zhong also sighed and cooperated with the opening.

"Meow..."

"Well, sophistry..."

Just when he thought the conversation would be over after a few sentences to satisfy Xiaoqian's desire to play, the 'Master Dog Head' Dazai quickly entered the role.

"Meow~"

"This grass thief is really hateful, and he refuses to admit his guilt!"

Saying that, Osamu Dazai jumped out decisively, straightened his body and pointed at Nakahara Nakaya with one claw, "Are you very hung up, kid?" ' accusing look.

Dazai Zhi, who followed Xiaoqian to see Bao Qingtian and Di Renjie, turned around and spoke very engagingly.

"Meow!"

"My lord, I think such a villain should be punished with great punishment."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

No, Dazai, what's the matter with you?Does it look like this?

He even questioned the other party without going to the Central Plains, but at this moment Xiaoqian completed the "spiritual connection" with Osamu Dazai.

"Well, Master Mackerel is right."

As if she understood the words of her dog-head master, Xiaoqian nodded in agreement, and then looked at Zhongya Zhongyuan.

"Suspect Chuya, haven't you confessed to your actions?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I confess to a ghost, confess?And Xiaoqian, don't blindly agree with Dead Mackerel's words!

The extremely aggrieved Nakahara Chuya stared blankly at the gloating Dazai Osamu, and then meowed again slowly.

Anyway, Xiaoqian can make up a plot by himself no matter what he says...

Recalling the routine of "Dragon Quest" at the beginning, Nakahara Nakaya subconsciously looked around the cats around, and suddenly found something.

Why this time... it seems that I am the only one being persecuted? ? ?

"Ow?"

"What, what's wrong, Senior Central Plains?"

Looking suspiciously at Nakahara Chuya whose eyes suddenly sharpened, Sawada Tsunayoshi subconsciously turned his head and looked around, but found nothing unusual.

Could it be that Senior Central Plains finally couldn't stand Senior Dazai's plan to hit someone directly out of the script?

Thinking this way in his heart, Tsunayoshi Sawada quietly took a step back, secretly vigilant.

I really want to run if I really fight!After all, it is not impossible to use yourself as a shield in the way of Dazai-senpai! (shock——)

Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada's cautious appearance, Nakahara was silent for a while, and spoke in frustration.

"Meow."

"No, it's fine."

Forget it, who told me to be interested in that cat grass...

Ignoring Osamu Dazai who was eager to "torture", Nakahara raised his head and looked at Chi who was on the sofa.At this time, the other party had already fallen into his own script, and even directed and acted in a series of plots by himself.

"In short, the evidence is conclusive. Your evidence of crime has been written on Chuya's piece of paper."

As he said that, he took out a pen and paper from the drawer under the coffee table, and Xiaoqian directly wrote the crime, got up and put it in front of Chuya Zhongyuan.

"If there is no problem, just sign and draw a deposit."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Do you think I look like I can sign and draw a pledge?

Looking down at the paper with big characters of "I don't have good intentions towards cats, cats, cats and cats", Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, directly slid the handcuffs to the ground, raised one paw and pressed it on Xiao Qianyou's handcuffs meaningfully. The prepared ink pad landed directly on the paper with a snap.

Immediately, a red cat paw print appeared on the sworn 'sin certificate'.

"Very well, it seems that you, Chuya, have discovered your own problem."

Picking up the signed paper on the ground, Xiaoqian put it away without changing his face, ready to store it, and then began to educate.

"If there is a problem, it must be corrected. For example, your sneaky behavior today is totally unacceptable."

"Meow~"

"I didn't expect that you would have today, Chuya."

He covered his mouth vigorously from the beginning of drawing, and at this time Osamu Dazai's face was almost frozen with laughter.He squinted his eyes, and there was an intermittent laugh in his voice.

"Meow~"

"Maomao Chongsong hahahaha, I can laugh about you for five years hahahahaha!"

And it seems that Xiaoqian's statement of guilt is not yet ready to be dealt with, this is the basis for ridicule in the future ahhhhh

"Meow?"

"What right do you have to laugh at me?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also speechless.

"Meow."

"Is it honorable that you're bald and that green frog hat you're wearing now?"

Who gave you the courage to laugh at a bald man like me?

Glancing at Osamu Dazai contemptuously, Nakahara Chuya turned his gaze back to Xiaoqian.

"It's just eating grass. Everyone has eaten it. You are the only one who sneaked around. You are obviously the eldest son. You want to set an example for your younger brothers."

Xiaoqian's education has come to an end.

"In short, Chuya, do you have to know your future actions openly?"

"Meow..."

"Oh……"

He responded blankly, ignoring Osamu Dazai's hahaha and the behavior of the other cats holding back their laughter, and the matter finally came to an end.

This also made Zhongyuan Zhong also sublimated. After that, he picked cat grass more frequently.

Hold one in your mouth when you are tired, hold one in your mouth when you are bored, hold one in your mouth after bickering with Dazai, and hold one in your mouth whether you are happy or not.

In just half a month, that clump of cat grass was like a gradually balding Dazai, and was wiped clean by Zhongyuan Zhongye.

Silently pulling down the last piece of cat grass, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the bare grass in front of him, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

Is my happiness the last one left so soon?

Complexly put the last piece of grass in his mouth, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

"Meow~"

"Yo, the day has finally come."

Dazai Osamu who was passing by took a look at the plucked cat bag, and was amazed.

"Meow~"

"I don't know how to restrain myself, Zhong Ye, take a look, what has been done to you?"

"Meow?"

"none of your business?"

The grass in his mouth didn't affect his speech at all, and Nakahara Chuya opened his mouth and turned back.

"Meow."

"I won't pick it up without me, it's just grass. Did you have something unusual at that time?"

Although he said so, but looking at the bare cat grass, he subconsciously began to think.

When will the grass grow back to its original height?

After only one day of cutting the grass, Zhong Yuanzhong felt that he was a little bit overwhelmed.His gaze involuntarily moved to the cat grass several times, but he could only turn back when he looked at the bare leaves.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, if you want to eat like this, why don't you ask Xiaoqian to plant some?"

Seeing Nakahara Chuya's entanglement at a glance, Shiro, who was originally talking to Sawada Tsunayoshi, raised his head and made a suggestion.

"Meow?"

"In this case, maybe Xiaoqian will be a little more diverse?"

"Ow!"

"Yes!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly realized and cheered.

"Ow."

"Xiaoqian's words, there must be no problem."

Think about the pile of clothes, snacks and toys at home, let alone a little cat grass, even if a garden of cat grass suddenly appeared, I would not be surprised!

"Meow..."

"Makes sense..."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little ready to move. Looking at the half-open door, he thought he could give it a try.

After success, I don't have to worry about grass for at least half a month!

After waiting quietly for a long time, finally when Xiaoqian came to the living room, Nakahara Zhongya jumped in front of Xiaoqian with a meowing sound.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Xiaoqian, who was about to cook, lowered her head in doubt.

"Chuya, what's the matter with you?"

have!Very important!

Nodding seriously, under Xiaoqian's eyes, Zhong Yuanzhong also jumped back to the coffee table, pointing at the bare cat grass, with a little shyness in his voice.

"Meow?"

"Here, can you... plant some more?"

Even so, it's still a bit shameful to say that you want this kind of thing in public!

"Chuya, are you finished eating? Is it so fast?"

Looking at the bare cat grass without reacting, Xiaoqian looked surprised. The cat grass in her memory was still full of vitality. Why did it feel like it was cut off like leeks without paying attention for a few days? ? ?

"Meow..."

"It's been half a month..."

With an embarrassed cough, Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his head and patted the coffee table, and pushed the cat grass cup forward.

"Meow?"

"So, can it still be planted?"

"Do you want some more?"

Precisely guessing what the cat meant, Xiaoqian bent down and picked up the cat grass cup to look at, and suddenly a bold idea came to her mind.

"You can plant more, and you can even plant more."

"But..."

The corners of her lips raised meaningfully, and Xiaoqian looked at Nakahara Chuya with a hint of excitement in her eyes.

"Since chuya wants it so much, let's plant cat grass together with chuya this time, and then we will focus on it in the living room, and you can watch it grow."

Isn't it just to watch?no problem.

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded without hesitation.

however……

a day later—

Feeling the straw hat on his head and the special clothes of migrant workers on his body, Zhong Yuanzhong also had no expression on his face.

So this is the price?

Why do you feel a little heavy?