Fight wits with cat owners
Chapter 115
There is a large pot of newly planted cat grass, but the first preparation is to soak the seeds.
"In winter, soak for about ten hours."
After looking at the instructions on the mobile phone, Xiaoqian put the seeds soaked in clear water on the window sill in the kitchen, and looked down at Zhongya Zhongyuan, who was following the same pace.
"Then I'll put it here first, Chuya, if you care about it so much, you can watch it a bit, but don't let your brother accidentally drink it."
Although there is no criminal record for drinking water, all the cats in the house will turn on the tap or find a cup by themselves, but what if?
"Meow."
"understood."
Responding to Xiao Qian's words, Zhong Yuanzhong also jumped onto the window sill, looking at the seeds in the pot with some confusion.
It takes a long time for this to grow, right?
Xiao Qian had already returned to the bedroom, and Zhong Yuanzhong also stayed in the kitchen. After squatting on the windowsill for two full hours, he felt that he was not good enough.
The window sill is a bit hard, let's go to the living room...
Quickly returning to the living room, Zhongya Nakahara lay the whole cat on the armrest of the sofa, not feeling worried about the other cats being told to 'drink water' in his heart.
We are all human, so how is it possible to drink the water soaked in seeds?
Thinking this way in his heart, he didn't pay much attention to looking after the kitchen, but because of this, Osamu Dazai seized the opportunity.
Plant cat grass?Do you think I will let you go so smoothly?
Seemingly inadvertently glanced at Nakahara Nakaya, Osamu Dazai looked at the orange cat that had already started to close his eyes and take a nap, raised his feet very aggressively, and slipped into the kitchen without a sound.
Jumping onto the table with a swipe, his eyes turned around among the many condiments, and finally settled on the bottle of dishwashing liquid.
Colorless and transparent, chemical substances, isn't this what hinders Zhongye?
Picking up the dish soap without saying a word, Osamu Dazai quietly came to the window sill, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, turned the bottle over, and the viscous liquid inside melted into the same transparent clear water without a sound .
After pouring a quarter of the bottle, Osamu Dazai twisted the cap back, put the bottle back to its original place, and even stirred it with chopsticks for better integration, before all the cats noticed it, quietly Mimi's out of the kitchen.
Entering his small box in a happy mood, Osamu Dazai was full of happiness after a successful prank.
Unexpectedly, Zhongye, this batch of seeds was tampered with by me~
The next day, Xiaoqian, who had no idea what happened to the seeds, took Zhongyuan Zhongya into the kitchen and started pouring out the water in the basin.
"Why does it feel like there are so many bubbles?"
Looking at the foam that was flushed out of the pool with some doubts, Xiaoqian looked at the seeds suspiciously, but found nothing unusual.
Could it be... is it because it has been soaked more this time and it has fermented?
Without being too vigilant, Xiaoqian poured out the water and spread the 'soaked' seeds on the absorbent paper prepared before, and then put the whole pot in the living room next to the balcony.
"It will germinate in about three days, so don't steal chuya by then."
Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."
Who would steal something like that...
Even though he said so, Nakahara Zhongye secretly observed the seeds every day, and even reminded Xiaoqian about watering from time to time.
Matched with the straw hat specially rationed by Xiaoqian, it looks like a hardworking old farmer who is diligently farming. (bushi)
However, all of this is not worth Dazai's conspiracy. Taking advantage of the dark night and high wind (bush) when there is no one, Dazai will go to the kitchen to grab a handful of salt from time to time, and then throw it into the cat grass seeds with a swish.
Zhongyuan Zhong, who knew nothing about all this, finally saw this batch of seedlings sprout four days later.
Small green buds protrude shyly from the seeds, a little bit of green is smudged at the tips, and most of the places are white buds.
Finally sprouted! ! !
The startled Zhongyuan Zhong also guarded the edge of the basin, looking inside from time to time.
"Why do I feel that this kind of seed germinates much slower than before?"
Xiaoqian, who had planted it once, touched her chin, feeling very puzzled.
"It stands to reason that more than half of the sprouts should have germinated, and even a lot of them will germinate quickly. Why is only half of them germinated this time, even so small?"
Is the survival rate so low?It is obviously the same bag of seeds that were planted before?
The culprit, Osamu Dazai, shook his ears and showed an evil smile in his heart_(:3∠)_
After another week, although the remaining small buds were still growing, they all looked like malnourished refugees from the disaster area. Not only could they be short, but they even felt a little green.
Seeing Nakahara Chuya's distressed appearance, Osamu Dazai was so happy that he almost laughed out loud.
However, the so-called walking by the river is not without getting your shoes wet. If you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. In another sneaky act of spreading salt, Osamu Dazai was shown by Xiaobai who "accidentally" walked out of the door. is on.
"Meow."
"So it's because of you, the mackerel, that one of the seeds didn't grow well?"
The questioning sentence pattern was very certain, and Xiaobai walked to the side of Maocao in a few steps, and confronted Osamu Dazai.
"Meow."
"Mackerel, you will be beaten for playing such a prank."
"Meow?"
"Beaten?"
Osamu Dazai tilted his head, smiling brightly.
"Meow~"
"How come? As long as you don't say it, it won't happen."
"Meow?"
"Why didn't you tell me not to tell? After all, mackerel, you always rob Xiaoqian from me."
Looking up and down at the smiling Dazai Osamu, Xiaobai asked a question frankly.
"Meow?"
"Could it be that you are not going to rob me?"
"Meow?"
"No, no, why do you think so?"
Opening his eyes wide in feigning surprise, Osamu Dazai shook his head, thinking about walking on the sofa, talking while walking.
"Meow~"
"Wanting me to leave Xiaoqian is simply a dream, but I recently discovered an interesting thing, I think this can completely convince you."
As he said that, Osamu Dazai had come to a certain place of the sofa, his paws were digging in the gap under the sofa, and he pulled out a book with a character cover.
"Meow~"
"This book, you hid it here."
Osamu Dazai turned his head, with a very rational calm in his eyes.
"Meow~"
"Even if you have amnesia, you will subconsciously feel familiar when you see familiar things. When you are clear about everyone's identity, you are the only one who can hide this kind of book."
"Meow~"
"It was discovered."
Not in the slightest panic about being caught, Xiaobai rubbed his head helplessly, his golden eyes were calm.
"Meow~"
"I didn't expect to be discovered so soon. I thought it was hidden very well..."
After all, after reading it secretly, I deliberately hid the book in the back, but I didn't expect it to be discovered by the other party.
"Meow~"
"Well, since that's the case, I can only keep it a secret."
Sighing, Xiaobai went straight forward, stuffed the book under the sofa again, and promised Osamu Dazai.
"Meow~"
"Don't worry, I won't say anything."
but……
Don't blame me if someone else said it.
Osamu Dazai, who didn't know anything about Xiaobai's black sesame buns, nodded in satisfaction.
"Meow~"
"That's good, after all..."
Before he could finish speaking, the sound of the door being slammed open came to his ears. Osamu Dazai sharply looked up at the source of the sound, and saw Chuya Nakahara standing viciously by the door, with sharp blue eyes. His eyes stared straight at him as if he wanted to eat a cat.
"Meow!"
"Tai, Zai, Zhi!"
With a murderous voice, he paused every word, and as soon as the end of the words fell, Nakahara Nakaya rushed towards Osamu Dazai with a meowing cat, mercilessly raising his hand and beating him.
"Meow!!!"
"Give me death!!!"
Osamu Dazai:? ? ?
what happened?Naka also found this slug? ? ?
With a jump, he avoided Nakahara Chuya's cat-mao punch. Osamu Dazai lowered his head one after another, and successfully avoided Jio again, and then asked back in a very unbeatable manner.
"Meow?"
"Dwarf, have you finally found out?"
Anyway, they have been discovered, so let's take advantage of the victory to chase and stimulate the excitement~
"Meow!"
"Heh, you're going to die for me today!"
Md himself was tricked by that guy Dazai to trick him in that world to come here and show his wings!He even fooled that he was a cat over there!
Even if he is not the Dazai of the same world, he can relieve his anger by beating him!After all, which Dazai is not Dazai?
"Meow~"
"Oh, you're angry now? I kindly put salt in the water for you, little dwarf, just forget about thanking me and chase me down?"
One sideways dodged another punch, and Osamu Dazai had a smug look in his eyes.
"Meow~"
"Maybe the grass you eat can taste salty~"
"Meow?"
"Salty? Put salt?"
Chuya Nakahara's movements suddenly froze, he frowned suspiciously, and repeated Osamu Dazai's words in his mind.
Three seconds later, he reacted and opened his eyes wide in disbelief.
"Meow!"
"Fuck! So you did the stupid thing!!!"
I said why the growth of this grass is not the same as what Xiaoqian said, so it was you who sprinkled salt in it! ! !
"Meow?"
"Wait, Chuya, don't you know?"
Seeing Nakahara Chuya's surprised reaction, Osamu Dazai reacted instantly. He turned his head to look at Xiao Bai, but the other party looked at him innocently with his eyes open.
Get fucked! ! !
The three characters in his heart flashed across the screen in an instant, and Osamu Dazai stared straight at Xiaobai, wanting to poke him out.
"Meow?"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Xiaobai, who was full of innocence, asked blankly.
"Meow?"
"I didn't say it, you exposed it all yourself, mackerel."
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Oh, scheming cat!I remember! ! !
The little book in my heart made another note, seeing Chuya Nakahara's ruthless iron fist was about to hit him again, Osamu Dazai jumped a few times to dodge, ran directly to Xiaoqian's bedroom, and swished into her arms .
Before Xiaoqian, who was still playing the game, could react, a cat appeared in his arms.She lowered her head in doubt, and saw that the mackerel was pawing at her clothes pitifully, meowing and meowing pitifully, as if she had been wronged by the heavens, the whole meow was weak, pitiful and helpless.
Corresponding to the organization is the ferocious roar of Zhongyuan Zhongye at the door.
"Meow!!!"
"md dead mackerel is kind of you don't hide for me to die!!!"
Xiaoqian:? ? ?
what happened?Why didn't I see you two pinching each other again for a while?
Subconsciously, Xiaoqian's eyes set on Osamu Dazai.
"Mackerel, did you do something again?"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Could it be that I was beaten for no reason? ? ?
"In winter, soak for about ten hours."
After looking at the instructions on the mobile phone, Xiaoqian put the seeds soaked in clear water on the window sill in the kitchen, and looked down at Zhongya Zhongyuan, who was following the same pace.
"Then I'll put it here first, Chuya, if you care about it so much, you can watch it a bit, but don't let your brother accidentally drink it."
Although there is no criminal record for drinking water, all the cats in the house will turn on the tap or find a cup by themselves, but what if?
"Meow."
"understood."
Responding to Xiao Qian's words, Zhong Yuanzhong also jumped onto the window sill, looking at the seeds in the pot with some confusion.
It takes a long time for this to grow, right?
Xiao Qian had already returned to the bedroom, and Zhong Yuanzhong also stayed in the kitchen. After squatting on the windowsill for two full hours, he felt that he was not good enough.
The window sill is a bit hard, let's go to the living room...
Quickly returning to the living room, Zhongya Nakahara lay the whole cat on the armrest of the sofa, not feeling worried about the other cats being told to 'drink water' in his heart.
We are all human, so how is it possible to drink the water soaked in seeds?
Thinking this way in his heart, he didn't pay much attention to looking after the kitchen, but because of this, Osamu Dazai seized the opportunity.
Plant cat grass?Do you think I will let you go so smoothly?
Seemingly inadvertently glanced at Nakahara Nakaya, Osamu Dazai looked at the orange cat that had already started to close his eyes and take a nap, raised his feet very aggressively, and slipped into the kitchen without a sound.
Jumping onto the table with a swipe, his eyes turned around among the many condiments, and finally settled on the bottle of dishwashing liquid.
Colorless and transparent, chemical substances, isn't this what hinders Zhongye?
Picking up the dish soap without saying a word, Osamu Dazai quietly came to the window sill, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, turned the bottle over, and the viscous liquid inside melted into the same transparent clear water without a sound .
After pouring a quarter of the bottle, Osamu Dazai twisted the cap back, put the bottle back to its original place, and even stirred it with chopsticks for better integration, before all the cats noticed it, quietly Mimi's out of the kitchen.
Entering his small box in a happy mood, Osamu Dazai was full of happiness after a successful prank.
Unexpectedly, Zhongye, this batch of seeds was tampered with by me~
The next day, Xiaoqian, who had no idea what happened to the seeds, took Zhongyuan Zhongya into the kitchen and started pouring out the water in the basin.
"Why does it feel like there are so many bubbles?"
Looking at the foam that was flushed out of the pool with some doubts, Xiaoqian looked at the seeds suspiciously, but found nothing unusual.
Could it be... is it because it has been soaked more this time and it has fermented?
Without being too vigilant, Xiaoqian poured out the water and spread the 'soaked' seeds on the absorbent paper prepared before, and then put the whole pot in the living room next to the balcony.
"It will germinate in about three days, so don't steal chuya by then."
Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."
Who would steal something like that...
Even though he said so, Nakahara Zhongye secretly observed the seeds every day, and even reminded Xiaoqian about watering from time to time.
Matched with the straw hat specially rationed by Xiaoqian, it looks like a hardworking old farmer who is diligently farming. (bushi)
However, all of this is not worth Dazai's conspiracy. Taking advantage of the dark night and high wind (bush) when there is no one, Dazai will go to the kitchen to grab a handful of salt from time to time, and then throw it into the cat grass seeds with a swish.
Zhongyuan Zhong, who knew nothing about all this, finally saw this batch of seedlings sprout four days later.
Small green buds protrude shyly from the seeds, a little bit of green is smudged at the tips, and most of the places are white buds.
Finally sprouted! ! !
The startled Zhongyuan Zhong also guarded the edge of the basin, looking inside from time to time.
"Why do I feel that this kind of seed germinates much slower than before?"
Xiaoqian, who had planted it once, touched her chin, feeling very puzzled.
"It stands to reason that more than half of the sprouts should have germinated, and even a lot of them will germinate quickly. Why is only half of them germinated this time, even so small?"
Is the survival rate so low?It is obviously the same bag of seeds that were planted before?
The culprit, Osamu Dazai, shook his ears and showed an evil smile in his heart_(:3∠)_
After another week, although the remaining small buds were still growing, they all looked like malnourished refugees from the disaster area. Not only could they be short, but they even felt a little green.
Seeing Nakahara Chuya's distressed appearance, Osamu Dazai was so happy that he almost laughed out loud.
However, the so-called walking by the river is not without getting your shoes wet. If you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. In another sneaky act of spreading salt, Osamu Dazai was shown by Xiaobai who "accidentally" walked out of the door. is on.
"Meow."
"So it's because of you, the mackerel, that one of the seeds didn't grow well?"
The questioning sentence pattern was very certain, and Xiaobai walked to the side of Maocao in a few steps, and confronted Osamu Dazai.
"Meow."
"Mackerel, you will be beaten for playing such a prank."
"Meow?"
"Beaten?"
Osamu Dazai tilted his head, smiling brightly.
"Meow~"
"How come? As long as you don't say it, it won't happen."
"Meow?"
"Why didn't you tell me not to tell? After all, mackerel, you always rob Xiaoqian from me."
Looking up and down at the smiling Dazai Osamu, Xiaobai asked a question frankly.
"Meow?"
"Could it be that you are not going to rob me?"
"Meow?"
"No, no, why do you think so?"
Opening his eyes wide in feigning surprise, Osamu Dazai shook his head, thinking about walking on the sofa, talking while walking.
"Meow~"
"Wanting me to leave Xiaoqian is simply a dream, but I recently discovered an interesting thing, I think this can completely convince you."
As he said that, Osamu Dazai had come to a certain place of the sofa, his paws were digging in the gap under the sofa, and he pulled out a book with a character cover.
"Meow~"
"This book, you hid it here."
Osamu Dazai turned his head, with a very rational calm in his eyes.
"Meow~"
"Even if you have amnesia, you will subconsciously feel familiar when you see familiar things. When you are clear about everyone's identity, you are the only one who can hide this kind of book."
"Meow~"
"It was discovered."
Not in the slightest panic about being caught, Xiaobai rubbed his head helplessly, his golden eyes were calm.
"Meow~"
"I didn't expect to be discovered so soon. I thought it was hidden very well..."
After all, after reading it secretly, I deliberately hid the book in the back, but I didn't expect it to be discovered by the other party.
"Meow~"
"Well, since that's the case, I can only keep it a secret."
Sighing, Xiaobai went straight forward, stuffed the book under the sofa again, and promised Osamu Dazai.
"Meow~"
"Don't worry, I won't say anything."
but……
Don't blame me if someone else said it.
Osamu Dazai, who didn't know anything about Xiaobai's black sesame buns, nodded in satisfaction.
"Meow~"
"That's good, after all..."
Before he could finish speaking, the sound of the door being slammed open came to his ears. Osamu Dazai sharply looked up at the source of the sound, and saw Chuya Nakahara standing viciously by the door, with sharp blue eyes. His eyes stared straight at him as if he wanted to eat a cat.
"Meow!"
"Tai, Zai, Zhi!"
With a murderous voice, he paused every word, and as soon as the end of the words fell, Nakahara Nakaya rushed towards Osamu Dazai with a meowing cat, mercilessly raising his hand and beating him.
"Meow!!!"
"Give me death!!!"
Osamu Dazai:? ? ?
what happened?Naka also found this slug? ? ?
With a jump, he avoided Nakahara Chuya's cat-mao punch. Osamu Dazai lowered his head one after another, and successfully avoided Jio again, and then asked back in a very unbeatable manner.
"Meow?"
"Dwarf, have you finally found out?"
Anyway, they have been discovered, so let's take advantage of the victory to chase and stimulate the excitement~
"Meow!"
"Heh, you're going to die for me today!"
Md himself was tricked by that guy Dazai to trick him in that world to come here and show his wings!He even fooled that he was a cat over there!
Even if he is not the Dazai of the same world, he can relieve his anger by beating him!After all, which Dazai is not Dazai?
"Meow~"
"Oh, you're angry now? I kindly put salt in the water for you, little dwarf, just forget about thanking me and chase me down?"
One sideways dodged another punch, and Osamu Dazai had a smug look in his eyes.
"Meow~"
"Maybe the grass you eat can taste salty~"
"Meow?"
"Salty? Put salt?"
Chuya Nakahara's movements suddenly froze, he frowned suspiciously, and repeated Osamu Dazai's words in his mind.
Three seconds later, he reacted and opened his eyes wide in disbelief.
"Meow!"
"Fuck! So you did the stupid thing!!!"
I said why the growth of this grass is not the same as what Xiaoqian said, so it was you who sprinkled salt in it! ! !
"Meow?"
"Wait, Chuya, don't you know?"
Seeing Nakahara Chuya's surprised reaction, Osamu Dazai reacted instantly. He turned his head to look at Xiao Bai, but the other party looked at him innocently with his eyes open.
Get fucked! ! !
The three characters in his heart flashed across the screen in an instant, and Osamu Dazai stared straight at Xiaobai, wanting to poke him out.
"Meow?"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Xiaobai, who was full of innocence, asked blankly.
"Meow?"
"I didn't say it, you exposed it all yourself, mackerel."
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Oh, scheming cat!I remember! ! !
The little book in my heart made another note, seeing Chuya Nakahara's ruthless iron fist was about to hit him again, Osamu Dazai jumped a few times to dodge, ran directly to Xiaoqian's bedroom, and swished into her arms .
Before Xiaoqian, who was still playing the game, could react, a cat appeared in his arms.She lowered her head in doubt, and saw that the mackerel was pawing at her clothes pitifully, meowing and meowing pitifully, as if she had been wronged by the heavens, the whole meow was weak, pitiful and helpless.
Corresponding to the organization is the ferocious roar of Zhongyuan Zhongye at the door.
"Meow!!!"
"md dead mackerel is kind of you don't hide for me to die!!!"
Xiaoqian:? ? ?
what happened?Why didn't I see you two pinching each other again for a while?
Subconsciously, Xiaoqian's eyes set on Osamu Dazai.
"Mackerel, did you do something again?"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Could it be that I was beaten for no reason? ? ?
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