Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

15

Seeing the handsome face of the other party getting closer and closer, Bai Xiaohuo was almost breathing from nose to nose. His restless hands explored from the back to the back, as if he was preparing for some kind of unspeakable exercise. .

Bai Xiaohuo opened his eyes wide: what are you going to do?

Huang Xiaowu seemed to be deaf, and went down without hesitation to explore, and suddenly turned to the front, holding down something even more unspeakable, and Bai Xiaohuo's mind suddenly went blank, leaving only paper money flying all over the sky, dying, dying, Forgetting that he is not a real eunuch anymore, he must have been confused by almond butter.

Huang Xiaowu's eyes were subtle and fiery: What is this?

Bai Xiaohuo regained his remaining rationality: the second growth is dissatisfied, right?

Huang Xiaowu showed a puzzled smile: Hahahahaha, no wonder it's so unreasonable?

Bai Xiaohuo blushed like a monkey's ass, which is unreasonable, he is obviously a normal standard, okay?Shamed and annoyed, he waved his small fist and hammered the dragon's chest.

Huang Xiaowu smiled like a spring breeze: Are you a little milk cat?So little strength?

Bai Xiaohuo broke down and wanted to cry without tears: Meow meow meow meow

However, as soon as Bai Xiaohuo yelled, he immediately became ill, his brain was blown to pieces, and the one that was pressing against the inner side of his leg, which was getting bigger and bigger, was the dragon~ root, dragon~ root, dragon~ root It seems that it is getting bigger and bigger, and the brain is completely unable to think, what should I do?

The next moment, Bai Xiaowu pushed Huang Xiaowu away violently, and ran away wet, even forgetting to take the almond cheese.

Huang Xiaowu curled her lips into a smile.

Bai Xiaohuo hid in the imperial dining room, but compared to the fact that the emperor is gay and Daisy is in danger, the food has obviously lost its charm.

People in the palace really know how to play, and the emperor knows how to play even more. If it's not good to play, you have to play the game of spoiling the base. Yes, Bai Xiaohuo firmly believes that he is still a straight man, even though he has never even held the hand of a little girl.

16

People are iron, food is steel, Bai Xiaohuo lies on the roof with a greasy bun in his mouth and looks at the moon, thinking for a while about the big brother Bai Yilang, and thinking about Qi Ruoyousi still waiting to see the dragon's feet for the last time Bai Dafa, gritted his teeth and vowed to take the dragon's feet back at the risk of being bent.

Hello, someone next to me said.

The bun in Bai Xiaohuo's mouth rolled down from the roof in shock with a sudden "Hello", and disappeared into the grass.

What a pity, with such a fat bun, Bai Xiaohuo sighed at the moon, and then cast a glance at Huang Xiaowu who suddenly appeared: You pay me for the bun!

Huang Xiaowu hooked her fingers and said sincerely: "Okay, I will pay you!"

As soon as the words fell, he pressed the back of Bai Xiaohuo's head and pushed it towards him with lightning speed, the halo of the emperor flashed blind, leaned forward and kissed Bai Xiaohuo, licking-biting-biting-sucking , plundered and occupied Bai Xiaohuo's mouth domineeringly and without resistance, and swept it inside and out like a storm.

Bai Xiaohuo was dazed by his kisses, his face was red and his ears were red and he was out of breath. When they separated with great difficulty, there was still a charming silver thread between them.

Bai Xiaohuo felt so ashamed, blushed and pushed Huang Xiaohuo away, angrily said: Huang Xiaowu, you are so dirty.

Huang Xiaowu said confidently: "Return your buns,

Bai Xiaohuo:...

Is there such a bun?

Huang Xiaowu licked~ her lips, as if conjuring a bag of candied chestnuts from her back and stuffed it into the arms of Bai Xiaohuo who was about to cry. She lay half on the roof with her arms on her head, and said leisurely: You go out to play.

Bai Xiaohuo had a chestnut in his mouth, and as soon as he heard it, the candied chestnut almost rolled into his stomach without being chewed, Huang Xiaowu immediately jumped up and patted him, saying: "If you don't come out of the palace, it's really promising!"

Bai Xiaohuo felt that his great cause of turning Huang Xiaowu back to Liangshan had taken another step forward, the light was ahead, he asked weakly; just the two of us?

Huang Xiaowu's eyes were dark and he discussed: "Why don't you take the entire Imperial Guard with you?"

Bai Xiaohuo waved his hands again and again: No need, too many people is not good.

Huang Xiaowu smiled thoughtfully: That's not good.

Bai Xiaohuo's IQ went online: Don't get me wrong, I don't mean that.

Huang Xiaowu tilted her head, ignoring the shame of being cute: Gu didn't say that, Bai Xiaohuo, you little rascal.

Bai Xiaohuo looked up, "You little rascal" was so familiar.

Huang Xiaohuo suddenly became surprised: Ah, I'm too eager to shout, Sayuri.

Bai Xiaohuo took the candied chestnuts that Huang Xiaohuo had peeled, and while eating, he thought to himself: I don't know who the little rascal is, hmph.

17

Day and night, go out of the palace.

Bai Xiaohuo packed a bag of hibiscus cake, pear blossom cake, sugar chestnut cloud slices and golden silk balls, and he wanted to pack the entire imperial dining room.

Huang Xiaowu shook the paper fan: It's not like you won't come back, why did you bring so many?

Bai Xiaohuo kept stuffing his head sullenly, thinking that he really won’t come back, I abducted you to Liangshan this time, next time you come back to steal food and get caught, you will be made into a human pig, not a brain If it burns out, you will die just for a few bites?

In fact, it's not necessarily true, Bai Xiaohuo underestimated his foodie skills.

It was difficult for Bai Xiaohuo to walk with the bag on his back, but even so, when Huang Xiaowu extended a helping hand, he clearly and decisively refused: the slave should carry it by himself.

Huang Xiaowu spread out her fan to cover half of her face: Gu won't steal food, don't you believe it?

Bai Xiaohuo nodded: I don't believe it.

18

As soon as she left the palace gate, Huang Xiaowu said solemnly: Don't be a slave to the emperor when you leave the palace, it's not good to cause a commotion and disturb the people.

Bai Xiaohuo's brows twitched, and he lowered his voice: "What's that called?"

Huang Xiaowu raised her left eyebrow, and the king's domineering and evil spirit suddenly rose: "Officer."

Bai Xiaohuo: ...

Officer, officer, what do you call it, how weird and swollen?

Bai Xiaohuo felt that he had become a little daughter-in-law, and it was really embarrassing for the officials to be swollen.

19

Walking to a small alley, the lights illuminate the whole alley, the sound of hawking comes and goes, and the fragrance is wafting. This is the night market of Beijing's gourmet street.

Bai Xiaohuo's eyes lit up instantly. Before that, he spent ten days eating and drinking in the capital. He ate during the day and slept at night. He had never seen a night market before.

Huang Xiaowu looked like a rich and idle person and said: Do you want to go in for a stroll?

Bai Xiaohuo nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and touched his pocket, no, no money, the gold, silver and jewelry he snatched from the palace could have grown legs and ran away?

Huang Xiaowu took out a bulging money bag from her arms, and twirled it around her fingers, giggling as she twirled it.

This is exactly the purse that Bai Xiaohuo lost.

Bai Xiaohuo: Officer... Officer, this purse seems to belong to me.

Huang Xiaowu looked surprised and took out a big night pearl from the purse, and said: But my husband remembers that this night pearl seems to be placed in front of the bed for lighting.

Bai Xiaohuo murmured inwardly that it was not good, before he had time to pay attention to the word "husband", he hurriedly changed his words: No, no, I read it wrong.

Huang Xiaowu said dotingly: "What's mine is yours, and you are mine."

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned the purse and went into the alley, leaving behind Bai Xiaohuo who had already petrified.

20

The night market in the alley is extremely lively, drinking wine, eating meat, wontons, sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root powder, screw powder, cold noodle, colorless glutinous rice, rice in bamboo tubes, kebabs, steamed meat with lotus leaf powder, dough kneaders, sugar pourers, all over the country Food from all over the world seems to gather here, and it is indeed a paradise for foodie Bai Xiaohuo.

Unfortunately, he is penniless.

Huang Xiaowu didn't go to a stall, he had to stop for a while, but he didn't want to buy, let alone treat Bai Xiaohuo to eat, Bai Xiaohuo followed behind, his eyes couldn't help but stare Staring at the delicious food, he couldn't even walk, he looked very much like a child following his own adults, it was very pitiful.

Huang Xiaowu's eyebrows and eyes curved: Do you want to eat?

Bai Xiaohuo nodded and shook his head, and finally said pitifully: I want to eat.

Huang Xiaowu was almost blushed by his appearance. After holding back herself, she pointed to her face and said, "Kiss, please eat once."

After Bai Xiaohuo looked around and found that they were all human beings, he refused decisively and with integrity.

21

Huang Xiaowu just smiled and kept walking.

Sweet and salty rice dumplings, bean curd, beef soup, lean meat soup, tortoise jelly, eight-treasure porridge, Bai Xiaohuo swallowed, seeing that the alley was coming to an end, he passed by the delicious food, frowned and pursed his mouth. :etc.

The corner of Huang Xiaowu's mouth raised slightly unconsciously, with a look of successful trickery, she restrained herself the moment she turned around, and asked intentionally: Why didn't you leave?

Bai Xiaohuo grabbed Huang Xiaowu's collar in two steps in three steps, and pulled him towards a big tree that was as thick as two people hugging each other. Pull and pull.

The two of them finally hid behind the big tree, and Huang Xiaowu pretended to be very upright again.

Bai Xiaohuo: Kiss each other once?

Huang Xiaowu: When a gentleman says a word, it's hard to follow.

After a while, Bai Xiaohuo took a deep breath and clenched the other's skirt, leaned forward and kissed the other's cheek twenty times in a row, counting while kissing.

Huang Xiaowu, a thing with a face as thick as a city wall, blushed for a moment, and when he realized it, he turned back and pressed him against a tree for a tree-thumping and deep kiss, which made Bai Xiaohuo panting and almost suffocated.

Bai Xiaohuo blushed, put his hands on the opponent's chest muscles to push him away, but the chest muscles were too hard, no matter how hard he pushed, he couldn't push him away, so he turned his face and said: Don't push me.

Huang Xiaowu was also in great pain, he was so angry that he had nowhere to vent, he could only hold back in secret when he was hard and hard, it would be easy to get dizzy if he held it in, okay?

Bai Xiaohuo: ...

There's someone here playing hooligans, hurry up, brother, catch him back and lock him up!

If you pay, you will be rewarded. Bai Xiaohuo ate all the way from the end of the alley to the end of the alley, and his belly was bulging. Huang Xiaowu wiped his mouth for him while paying, and advised him to eat less so as not to spoil his stomach.

Bai Xiaohuo: I will make you poor.

Huang Xiaowu helped her forehead: The most important thing for a husband is money.

22

Eat, eat, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, after about two hours, Bai Xiaohuo was satisfied with his face.

Huang Xiaowu patted the other party's ball-shaped belly, both funny and helpless, Bai Xiaohuo couldn't even move his toes when he was full, or maybe he couldn't walk, he refused to move at the stall, and said It is to continue eating after the belly subsides.

Helpless, Huang Xiaowu condescended to take him away, so Bai Xiaohuo obediently followed him.

At the entrance of the alley there were dough kneaders and sugar dispensers stalls, Huang Xiaowu dragged Bai Xiaohuo to surround them, this master was very skillful, the sugar figurines and dough figurines he made were lifelike.

Huang Xiaowu pointed to Bai Xiaohuo, and said to the master: "Boss, I want to make a dough and sugar figurine like him."

Bai Xiaohuo: ...

Huang Xiaowu took the Bai Xiaohuo brand sugar and dough figurine, took one in each hand, and licked it all the way down to the lower abdomen.

This position is really embarrassing.

Bai Xiaohuo was ashamed and annoyed: why are you licking there?

Huang Xiaowu looked innocent: Then where should I lick?

Bai Xiaohuo: Rogue, no licking.

Huang Xiaowu continued to defend: I licked the sugar and dough figurines, not you.

Bai Xiaohuo pointed at Huang Xiaowu, and also said to the peddler that he should make two Huang Xiaowus.

Huang Xiaowu looked at Bai Xiaohuo deliberately licking in front of him for him to see, and felt that he was a fool again, but he just smiled and said nothing, with a pampering expression on his face, but this could not cover up the conspiracy he showed from time to time Another successful smirk.

The author has something to say: How embarrassing, cover your face.