Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

23

After leaving the alley, the two went to King Jing's Mansion.

King Jing is Huang Xiaowu's uncle. Although this uncle is only three years older than him, his seniority is still there.

The two stone lions squatted in front of Jingwangfu. As real, when they walked to the door, they heard a burst of slap in it. There were a few sounds of "roll" and "Yiyi, please don't be angry, it's all my fault, I don't dare" and so on.

Bai Xiaohuo licked again~ the candy man: Is there a goblin fighting inside?

Huang Xiaowu had a clear face: the beating seems to be quite fierce.

As soon as they entered the mansion, an embroidered shoe that was obviously not of normal size was thrown in front of the two of them. Immediately afterwards, the door of the main room opened wide, and the bruised and swollen Prince Jing was thrown out of the door by a woman, and fell straight in front of Huang and Bai. Bring a pillow.

Huang Xiaowu touched her chin, stretched out her paper fan, and said, "Uncle Emperor, what's wrong?"

Prince Jing raised an Erkang hand, angry like a silk: I have seen the emperor, I am fine, I just accidentally fell down.

Bai Xiaohuo felt extremely sympathetic: It was a terrible fall.

Suddenly, the door of the room opened wide again, and a woman in white rushed out, with one bare foot, and shouted joyfully: "Junior Brother."

Bai Xiaohuo took a closer look, ten thousand grass~mud~horses whizzed by in his heart, how did the senior brother become a woman, then he flicked the sugar figurine in his hand, and burst into tears: Senior brother... .

Become a woman or a brother.

Huang Xiaowu's inner os: Xiaohuo called him a senior brother, and even hugged him, their relationship seems to be good, the baby is unhappy, the baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say anything.

Prince Jing's inner os: The concubine belongs to me, junior brother, get out of the way quickly, there is no future for the two of you to be together, and the concubine looks so pretty when she smiles, ha, mine, envy, envy?

Bai Xiaohuo: Brother, why are you here and still dressed like this?

Bai Yilang: It's hard to explain in one word, so let's not talk about it.

Bai Xiaohuo: Brother must have suffered a lot.

Prince Jing wailed in his heart: I treat him as an ancestor!

Bai Yilang patted his junior brother's dog's head and said: Junior brother, why are you with the emperor?

Bai Xiaohuo let out an "ah", thinking that he had forgotten that he was pretending to be a eunuch, Huang Xiaowu stepped forward and hugged him in his arms, explaining: "Brother, Gu is now Xiaohuo's official."

Bai Yilang had a look of regret that the Chinese cabbage he played with since he was a child was beaten by a pig: Junior brother, did you also get accepted by the surname Huang?

Bai Xiaohuo asked in confusion: Why did you add the word Ye, brother?

Bai Yilang: ...

24

Thus, Huang Xiaowu and Bai Xiaohuo stayed in the palace.

Then there is the question of who sleeps with whom.

Prince Jing's eyes lit up. There are visitors in the mansion. The princess will never let herself in for the sake of the guests. Tonight, she must be gentler and control her visits less frequently. Never come back and forth again. Toss back.

King Jing set up a huge and difficult flag.

Bai Yilang gave Prince Jing a cold look, and opened his lips indifferently: Get out, don't think that I don't know what dirty thoughts you are thinking, I will sleep with my junior brother tonight.

Prince Jing burst into tears, and the concubine's gaze was like a torch. You can see the king's thoughts through her bruised nose and swollen face, but this king is lucky to have his own concubine as a matter of course.It's a pity that the king didn't dare to refute.

Huang Xiaowu squeezed Bai Xiaohuo tighter: No, I don't agree.

Bai Xiaohuo protested: Why not?

Huang Xiaowu turned on the unreasonable mode: if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

Bai Xiaohuo was unconvinced and wanted to break free: You are making trouble for no reason.

Huang Xiaowu lifted the man onto his shoulders, and his prehistoric power surged: How can this be justified, dare to say that I am making trouble for no reason, and I will deal with you later.

Bai Xiaohuo held out Erkang's hand: Brother, help!

Bai Yilang yelled sharply, and went up to snatch his junior brother back, but he was hugged tightly by his thigh, so he could only move slowly, dragging a giant dog forward at a slow speed.

The giant dog saw the prince dragging the concubine's thighs and crying, and the situation was bleak: Please calm down, please don't offend the emperor, he can destroy our entire palace with a single word.

Although Huang Xiaojing knew that Huang Xiaowu would not do this, he would not tell the princess, otherwise how would he hug someone to sleep later!

Huang Xiaojing praised his wit.

Ha ha, what a da.

25

Room.

After carrying him into the house, Huang Xiaowu gritted her teeth and said, "Say, who do you want to sleep with?"

Bai Xiaohuo insisted unwaveringly: My senior brother.

Huang Xiaowu slapped the opponent's butt, and continued: Gu didn't hear clearly just now.

Bai Xiaohuo struggled to get down: I want senior brother.

Huang Xiaowu slapped her hands again, and her handsome face pulled: Gu was distracted just now, Xiao Baihe, tell me again, who do you want to sleep with?

It's not an illusion, this popping sound is really like some kind of movement that is not suitable for children to describe, Bai Xiaohuo blushed, he was about to cry when he heard the sound, and said weakly: Sleep with you.

Huang Xiaowu persisted and asked: Who is this "you"?

Bai Xiaohuo really wanted to cry, he gritted his teeth and said: Sleep with the officials.

Huang Xiaowu finally put her on the bed contentedly, the face reflected by the candlelight became even more elegant, very gentlemanly, but it was a pity that Bai Xiaohuo had already seen through the secret rubbing psychology behind this face, and immediately A carp rolled on the bed sheet and rolled onto the corner of the bed, with his back pressed against the wall, resolutely defending his innocence for 21 years.

Huang Xiaowu chuckled in a low voice, and beckoned sanctimoniously: "Hey, come here."

Bai Xiaohuo shook his head like a rattle: I don't.

Huang Xiaowu understands this truth by making enough food and clothing by himself. He immediately climbed onto the bed and approached him step by step, his eyes were extremely earnest and fruitful: he wants to welcome but refuses, so lonely, very good.

Bai Xiaohuo has no way to retreat: You think too much.

As a thief who pretends to be a eunuch and is about to take off his vest, he wants to deceive and kidnap the emperor. Facing the emperor who has a lot of inner drama and always covets the thief's little daisy, what should the thief do? Can someone please help me with the answer, online, etc. urgent!

However, there was no great master to answer, Bai Xiaohuo felt that he had become meat on the chopping board to be slaughtered by Huang Xiaowu.

[-]

Huang Xiaowu pulled the man over, turned over and pressed him up, put both hands on the side of the man's body, narrowed his eyes with a dangerous light, and said solemnly: "Who the hell are you?"

Although the vest has almost fallen off, Bai Xiaohuo still wants to resist for a while: I don't know what you are talking about, isn't Sayuri just like Sayuri.

Huang Xiaowu stared straight at the snow-white side of the other party's head that was exposed when she turned her head, lowered her head and took a bite, said: "Don't tell me, do you?"

Bai Xiaohuo skipped a beat with excitement, covered the bitten place and angrily accused: You bite people, you are a dog!

Huang Xiaowu yelled at people without integrity: woof woof woof.

I don't know what the civil and military officials and the people of the country should think when they see such a magnificent scene?

Maybe she would kneel down and beg the heavens to ask Huang Xiaowu, who has broken her integrity, to retire!

Huang Xiaowu continued to press: You still haven't told the truth, are you?

The crushed Bai Xiaohuo couldn't move at all, the opponent's lower body was close to his own, and the dangerous breath hit his face. After passing the wall and tree, the bed seemed to be one step closer, and there was a moment of lightning and flint. , Dozens of poses and erotic scenes ran through his mind.

It's not that he likes it, but because according to the routine described and envisioned in the little yellow book, the bottom of the bed is full of this and that, turning it over and over again, just like frying dumplings and pancakes. After frying, the top and bottom are fried. Back and forth over and over again.

The more Bai Xiaohuo thought about it, the more embarrassing he became, and the more he blushed.

Huang Xiaowu persevered and sullenly said: Bai Xiaohuo, what are you thinking?

Bai Xiaohuo turned back in a panic, quickly drove away the bad scene, and said: No, no, I didn't think about anything, really.

Huang Xiaowu made a sudden realization: You are not called Xiao Baihe, you lied to Gu, Gu just called you Bai Xiaohuo, you agreed, okay, the crime of deceiving the king!

The two big characters "人彘" quickly swept over, pressing on Bai Xiaohuo's celestial spirit cover. If his hands and feet were gone, would anyone still be feeding him every day?

Candied chestnuts, almond cheese, osmanthus cake, roasted rabbit meat, grilled fish, beggar chicken, woo woo, I won’t be able to eat it again. .

In order to free up his hands to do other things, Huang Xiaowu directly changed from supporting his body to sitting on Bai Xiaohuo's waist. Handcuffed Bai Xiaohuo's hands on top of his head and tied them with a belt round and round. After the binding was over, he flicked him on the other's forehead.

Bai Xiaohuo twisted and twisted, trying to get out of control.

Huang Xiaowu lowered her face and warned, "Don't be awkward, you will react when you twist your dick."

The colors on Bai Xiaohuo's face changed in turn: Hooligan, why did you tie my hand?

Huang Xiaowu spoke righteously: Qinggong is too good for fear that you will run away.

Bai Xiaohuo: I swear I won't run away, so quickly untie me.

Huang Xiaowu accepted it as soon as she saw it, raised her left eyebrow and said: "Gu can give you a chance to commit crimes and make meritorious deeds, if you don't want it?"

Bai Xiaohuo was afraid of death, pain and even starvation, so he nodded without hesitation.

Like a big bad wolf catching a little sheep, Huang Xiaowu narrowed her phoenix eyes slightly, raised the corners of her mouth, leaned her upper body forward, and stopped at the position where the two faces were only two inches apart, and could feel the instability of the other if they were too close Breathing rapidly, he stabilized his mind and put on a show: If you cooperate obediently and answer a few questions alone, you are not allowed to open your eyes and tell nonsense, and you can avoid the crime of deceiving the king if you answer well.

Bai Xiaohuo is a bit smart, he is thinking about which crime is better, the crime of deceiving the emperor or kidnapping the emperor, it seems that they are not small, it is really difficult to distinguish between the top and the bottom, it is so difficult to make a choice, whether it is a knife or a knife, there is no way, Soldiers can only come to block the water and cover it with soil.

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It's time for torture to extract a confession.

Huang Xiaowu continued to straddle her, her eyes were like a torch: The first question, did you pretend to be a eunuch and climbed onto the dragon bed for the sake of loneliness?

Bai Xiaohuo thought to himself whether it was for you or for someone else, the dragon's feet are also your feet, I really can't figure out why the master said it was a big baby, but it actually looks similar to myself, and then nodded seriously: Yes.

In order to keep the interrogation going, Huang Xiaowu tried her best to hide her emotions, saying to herself: I know you are coveting the lonely, handsome, unrestrained and handsome body.

Bai Xiaohuo felt that he seemed to be biased and deviated too much. He didn't know who coveted whose body, but obviously this answer satisfied the other party. Huang Xiaowu is really a big narcissist, although he has to admit Well, Huang Xiaowu is really good-looking, tall and tall, with a dignified appearance, and the most important thing is that she has a group of royal chefs with superb cooking skills.

Huang Xiaowu returned to the state: this time out of the palace, do you want to take Gu somewhere, meet someone, such as...your house?

Bai Xiaohuo consciously hid it very deeply, but he didn't expect that the other party had already noticed it, so he hesitated: where did he go to meet someone.

Huang Xiaowu's expression changed: Say.

Bai Xiaohuo generously went to righteousness: Liangshan sees my master.

Huang Xiaowu pondered for a moment, her gaze was subtle: So that's the case, Gu understands.

Generally, after meeting the elders, it is reasonable to propose relatives and hire them.

The corners of Bai Xiaohuo's mouth twitched, and the center of his brows twitched, suspecting that the other party had made up too much, and suddenly felt bad, so what, I don't understand what you understand, you tell me you understand.

Sao Nian, how dare you make up your own mind to make up a ball!

Huang Xiaowu flicked Bai Xiaohuo's forehead again, but it wasn't enough, she lowered her head and took a bite at the corner of Bai Xiaohuo's mouth, so she was satisfied: so sweet.

Bai Xiaohuo rolled his eyes in dismay.

sweet you sister!

28

Early in the morning, there was a wailing sound from the opposite side, followed by the sound of the door slamming shut, and an angry "roll".

Bai Xiaohuo pushed aside the salty pig's arms around his waist, pushed open the door to find out, the bruised and swollen Prince Jing was kicked out of the room, and sat on the threshold with a pillow in his hand. Still smiling like a fool, Bai Xiaohuo was very puzzled: Did the prince get beaten up by his senior brother?

Huang Xiaowu followed closely behind, gloating: No, love always makes people feel like spring breeze.

Bai Xiaohuo's IQ is online: You mean the prince and my brother?

Huang Xiaowu smiled like a spring breeze turning into a butterfly: I thought you knew it a long time ago, Xiao Huo, how do you call this name in the future?Uncle, aunt, senior brother, nephew, daughter-in-law, senior brother?

Bai Xiaohuo: ...

Bai Xiaohuo's face collapsed, what the hell is the emperor's nephew and daughter-in-law?