Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

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Bai Xiaohuo rolled back to the couch to catch up on sleep after watching the poor prince who was kicked out.

Huang Xiaowu salivated and groped from the floor to the bed, hugged him tightly from behind, and slid one hand along the hem of the clothes all the way up.

Bai Xiaohuo struggled for a moment, and held down his fumbling hand: Don't act recklessly.

Huang Xiaowu gave a muffled hum, sounding like she was getting hurt, she obediently withdrew her hand.

Bai Xiaohuo was extremely pleased: Be good.

After a while, Huang Xiaowu repeated the old trick secretly, turned her hand and slid down.

Bai Xiaohuo was about to explode: What do you want to do?

Huang Xiaowu: My hands are itchy.

Fucking Huang Xiaojing just pretended to be pitiful and did all this, what else could he want to do, of course it was you!

Bai Xiaohuo ruthlessly pulled aside the other party's hand that had been pinched in an indescribable place with indescribable strength: scratching the itchy hand.

Huang Xiaowu's rogue burst into flames: "It's itchy except for the palms, nothing but the heart."

So what is it, Huang Xiaowu, do you really think I don't understand?Woohoo, I'd better pretend I don't understand!Bai Xiaohuo quickly turned over, and put his coveted side, which seemed to be in a dangerous situation, against the wall, facing Huang Xiaohuo, which seemed safer.

However, it is not.

Huang Xiaowu stared at his daughter-in-law, who was pretending to be sleeping, and moved closer and closer, and the two of them fit together seamlessly.

Bai Xiaohuo felt that his mother couldn't pretend anymore: Don't squeeze, I'm going to be a cake.

In fact, Bai Xiaohuo had already formed a straight line against the wall, his arms were so sore from being unable to stretch, and he could only hear a dull hum from above his head. Damn Huang Xiaowu must be snickering, Bai Xiaohuo She suddenly raised her neck to give him a sideways glance. She didn't know if it was intentional, but as soon as she raised her head, she rubbed against the other's chin, like a sudden kiss.

Huang Xiaowu has endless aftertaste: Xiaohuo, you are playing a hooligan, stealing the chin of relatives and orphans.

Bai Xiaohuo wanted to kill him: I didn't.

Huang Xiaowu: Dare to do it but dare not admit it, so you are such a Bai Xiaohuo.

Bai Xiaohuo consciously jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away: I really didn't... um... um...

Huang Xiaowu gagged someone's mouth with an incomparable smile on her face, she couldn't refuse, couldn't avoid, she pried open a mouthful of small white teeth, and the warm and soft things were entangled together in an instant.

The entanglement has been entangled for about half an hour, and Bai Xiaohuo's face is dyed with flying clouds, and the black hair is scattered on the bed, no matter how he looks at it, he wants to be bullied.

The corners of Huang Xiaowu's eyes were tinged with color, and he traced the contours of the other's lips gently and meticulously. His hands were on fire in all directions in an orderly manner. Relying on the last sliver of rationality, he said intermittently: You...you know...to bully me...well

Huang Xiaowu laughed lowly: "Gu didn't bully you."

Bai Xiaohuo opened his eyes slightly, and added three points: "It's all like this...you still say no...

Huang Xiaowu was confident: You were the one who... seduced Gu first.

Bai Xiaohuo: Fuck your mother.

Huang Xiaowu smiled charmingly: You should be punished for insulting the empress dowager!

Black and white are reversed, eyes open and talking nonsense, I am the emperor and I am proud!

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Suddenly, the door of the room was kicked open, and the man in white floated in wrapped in a white skirt, with a blank face and even the quilt, he picked up Huang Xiaowu and threw it out.

Then the door was closed with a "bang", and there was a "roll" sound of gnashing of teeth from inside.

Huang Xiaowu was so frightened that she wilted: what happened, why is Gu outside the gate?

On his wife, there is an incomparably fierce and terrifying senior brother.

After finally catching an opportunity, I almost succeeded, right?It's hard work to be lonely for many years, okay?

I just feel like I can save it again.

Huang Xiaowu slammed on the door frantically, which is quite a true biography of Aunt Xue.

How come your daughter-in-law who is capable of robbing an orphan has no guts to open the door?

A strong gust of wind blew out, and Huang Xiaowu was shocked again.

A laugh came from the opposite threshold.

Huang Xiaojing sat on the threshold with his pillow in his arms, and showed Huang Xiaowu a sympathetic look, ah no, it was pity and sympathy, he felt that he was much more promising than Huang Xiaowu, after all, his eldest nephew had not yet Eat meat, and yourself, hehe!

I'm sorry, who is this guy who is kicked out of the room with an intoxicated face and still has the face to pity his eldest nephew at the critical moment?What about Prince Jing, who was rumored to have acted resolutely on the battlefield and told the enemy to retreat?

It may have been taken away or worn out, very likely.

Huang Xiaowu: ...

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Shuanghuang Qiqi sat on the threshold, staring at the opposite door looking through the autumn water.

inside the room.

Bai Yilang looked at his innocent little brother who was almost eaten up by the big bad wolf, with a look of regret that the little cabbage was raped by the pig, completely forgetting that he had been raped by the pig, he hesitated to speak and asked: Senior brother knows you It was forced, as long as you say a word, I will kill that brat immediately.

Bai Xiaohuo didn't feel awkward, and blushed: Brother, the emperor is actually fine.

The white-clothed man floated back and forth in the room, his face full of "what can you say, brother, you have said that?" After wandering around for dozens of times, he finally stopped: "Junior brother, who will go up and who will go down?"

Bai Xiaohuo was stunned.

Bai Yilang covered his face and wanted to cry, he knew that it would be a waste of time to ask, his little brother who can be coaxed away with a few snacks will definitely be crushed to death by Huang.

This topic is really heavy.

Bai Xiaohuo tugged on his senior brother's sleeve, and said: Senior brother, I want to take Huang Xiaowu back to Liangshan.

Bai Yilang answered casually: Why did you take him back to Liangshan? Did you meet his parents?

Bai Xiaohuo blushed: Master didn't want to see the dragon's feet?I don't want to cut off Huang Xiaowu's foot and have to abduct him back.

Bai Yilang: ...

There was a burst of chirping, whining, muttering.

Bai Xiaohuo suddenly realized: it turned out that it wasn't a dragon's horn or a dragon's foot.It turns out that there is no dragon horn, the master just let us experience it?

By the way, Master, is it really okay for you to lie to your apprentice like this?What is the last wish in my life that I will never let go of any ghost?

Far away on Liangshan, Bai Dafa cocked his legs and sneezed loudly, his right eyelid twitched.

It's not easy for him as a master. He has raised two big apprentices, one is afraid of ghosts and death, and the other is a fool and a foodie. If they are not forced to go out to practice alone, Liangshan will probably change hands in the future.

But why does he have a bad rush?

Bai Dafa, wake up, your apprentice is about to be eaten, not even a bone is left, you still have your legs up?