The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Chapter 155 "Do you have a history of mental illness?"

"Huh?" Sadly, Wu Lin found him as soon as the calming tea came out. With the eyesight of a data emperor... naturally, he was the first to judge the gold content of this player's body equipment, the purpose of appearing here, and this guy's intelligence level.When Yang Rui asked him about this, Fifth Lin turned his gaze to look at the person for two more seconds, "No, I haven't seen it. It's not very likely that people without guilds have had conflicts with us."

"Uh..." Yang Rui's eyelids twitched slightly, and when he called Wu Wulin, the man turned his eyes away, just in time to prevent Lao Wu from seeing the resentful eyes that wanted to eat people.No matter how much Yang Rui stared at that person, the player never turned his eyes straight, nor did he come over to say hello, just stood by the door with his arms folded, his expression seemed quite calm. , as if he was thinking too much about that look just now.

"It's fine if he doesn't like to talk to people. Some people just like to be alone." Fifth Lin didn't pay much attention to the player. It’s getting dark, and the NPCs are expected to stay here overnight. Anyone who has something to do can log off later, take it easy, and come to gather at dawn.” A group of girls from "Tianjiao" raised their hands one after another. Those who log off to the toilet, and those who are hungry and want to eat.

"If you like to be alone, you don't need such a big reaction..." Yang Rui was confused, and thought hard... After three seconds, he was not interested in that player, and scratched his scalp and turned his attention away .

NPC George went straight to a house after entering the big tree village.

It probably helped him drive away a wave of attackers and increase his friendliness with the players. He would talk to the players while walking and introduce: "My friends live here, warriors, let's spend the night here. Our friends will welcome us."

The time in the game is different from the time in the real world, four hours a day and night, and every three hours of daylight will be dark for an hour.Compared with the players who carnival on the game land no matter day or night, the life of NPCs is much more rhythmic. Most of the NPCs either go home or find a place to squat when the night comes in the game , there are only a few exceptions for posting daily tasks, or special nightlife.What George said means that he will not be on the road during the hour of the game when night comes, just like Fifth Lin said, players can take this opportunity to do their own things, and the offline in the village Click on the next line, go to the toilet to fill your stomach or something.

Fifteen of the sixteen households in Dashu Village are hunters, and the remaining one is a blacksmith.If you look at it from a realistic perspective, it is obvious that fifteen hunters are not enough to feed a blacksmith, but the game, it is a simulation, after all, it is impossible to get closer to the real world infinitely, where are the demons and ghosts in reality? Fighting Qi and magic... So no matter how remote the village you go on the game map, you can find a blacksmith shop for repairing equipment, which can be regarded as a feature of the game.

George's friend is the blacksmith in this village, with the name "Blacksmith Sam" on his head, and the shape template is a strong adult man in his thirties. After George knocked on the door, the hairy blacksmith came out and hugged George warmly. After a few passionate lines, he walked into the house with his arms around George's shoulders, ignoring the group of warriors behind George...

Players don't care if an NPC's attitude is polite enough, besides, there is no need for players to stay in the room if they "overnight" in the game.Tao Zi chatted with the girls of "Tianjiao" and went to the center of the village to go offline, and the few who were not offline thought about doing some activities to pass the time.Leng Qiubai winked at everyone first, and tilted his chin at the person over there who pretended not to look this way: "See if that person can enter the villager's house, and the favorability is at least up. Some people in the village with nothing have been soaking for so long, don’t they have some hidden missions?”

"Hidden mission?" Brother Kelong and the 14th floor were all excited, and they looked at Fifth Lin with great excitement.

...That's why Fifth Lin saw through the IQ of that guy the first time he saw Sad Ting Ding Cha.You said that you are a player who sneaks around to guard hidden missions. If someone passes by, you don’t hide and wait for them to leave, but you run out to show off, and you stand at the gate of the villager’s house to tell others that you have earned the reputation of villagers here for a long time. Value... What's the difference between this and the 300 taels of silver here?

"...Yes, yes." Fifth Lin did not disappoint the three of them, and nodded, "But someone has already come first, so forget it."

"Eh?" Upon hearing this, To Jump to the 14th floor, he subconsciously looked at the sad reminder who was still staring at them, and then he became upset, "It doesn't mean he's the first to trigger it. What the hell, let's talk about the way you look at that kid, what kind of eyes are you calling, are you taking everyone else as thieves and guarding against them?"

He wanted to jump to the 14th floor with a tone of "grab him", and Kelong next to him was also eager to try. Yang Rui figured out why he was so stared at by people before... He also knew the value of the hidden mission, and immediately reached out to the 14th floor. With his head in his arms: "Forget it, come first, first served. It's not easy for others to do a good job. Besides, we are still running escorts. If there is enough food in the bowl, let's not grab what is in the pot, huh?" Instead, he used a questioning tone, and dragged the 14th floor away with his hands unceremoniously.In fact, he should drag Leng Qiubai away, but she is a big girl, so he can't do it...

Leng Qiubai didn't care about Yang Rui, and stared at Wu Lin with a blank expression. If Yang Liu was particular about whether to compete with others for tasks, she would believe it. Wu Lin's words, unless there was a sow playing vigorously in front of her Triathlon, otherwise don't talk about some or nothing.

Brother Kelong followed the two masters, Wu Lin also wanted to lift his foot to follow Yang Rui, but Yujie's gaze was a little too powerful, so he had to stop and patiently lowered his voice and said: "... this task is still abandoned Well, the task of causing depression is probably the product of someone planning to retaliate against society, forget it."

Leng Qiubai don't look too far at this village. The game time is close to dusk, and the season is about early summer. In the distance is the fire cloud under the sunset in the sky. Nearby is the quiet and peaceful Jingyi Village surrounded by green trees. The sound of chickens and dogs is heard. , accompanied by the chirping of insects and the romping of urchins, the heat of the day has not dissipated, the house dog trotting past with its tongue out, running towards the cat with its tail curled up under the wall of the blacksmith’s neighbor’s house, there seemed to be some bears around The child has just been taught to be a man by his parents, sobbing intermittently, accompanied by requests for candy.

Withdrawing his gaze, Leng Qiubai silently stared at Wu Lin with the eyes of "you are teasing me" without saying a word.

"...I said Qiubai, didn't you find something strange about this village?" Fifth Lin asked.

"I just think your pushy attitude is even more strange. Hidden missions are nothing else, but this one can also be said to come first?" Leng Qiubai rolled his dead fish eyes, "The "Tianjiao" is all down there." , now there is no outsider, is it interesting for you to hide it?"

Wu Wulin had no choice but to spread his hands towards the square in the village. This village is a pattern of [-] houses surrounded by a circle and hidden in a small hill. You can see all the buildings in the village at a glance: "Every There are voices in every house, and it is time for NPCs to have dinner again, but look... there is no cooking smoke in the sixteen houses, is this an obvious flaw?"

"...Eh?" Leng Qiubai was stunned for a moment, and then he looked at the village carefully to see the difference: the houses here are similar to those in the villages near towns, with low walls, brick and stone structure walls, and gray tile roofs , chimneys protruding from the roof, dried meat and fur that can be seen outside are hanging in the yard of some houses, and the cats and dogs are also bred to have shiny fur, but it is true that none of them open fire at meal times. No smoke.

"The food here is different from that of people outside?" Leng Qiubai thought for a while.

This time, Wu Wulin looked at her with the eyes of "you are teasing me".

"Then what do you think this means!" Leng Qiubai became a little annoyed.

Wu Wulin had no choice but to raise his hand and pointed at the peasant woman NPC who came out of the house with a wooden basin not far away, "Look at that, do you see anything?"

"I see that you are showing off your IQ." Leng Qiubai said bluntly.

"..." Fifth Lin began to regret why he didn't slip away with Yang Rui just now, "Get dressed up! A village in the mountains, a trip to Liangyin Town will take at least two hours, which is more than half a day's journey for NPCs. , there is no field around this place, and NPCs rely on hunting to survive. However, the villagers are basically dressed in soft cotton cloth, which is not as dirty as our common farmers, and cleaner than the townspeople. You don’t think What's wrong?"

"So..." Blue veins appeared on Leng Qiubai's forehead, "Can you just say what this special meow means?!"

On the other side... the sad reminder that Dan Dingcha is on the verge of going berserk.After this guy stared at Yang Rui, he remembered that he had a lot of family members, so he quickly put his head away, and then saw that the second-generation rich man brought a lot of girls to play games, and the envy, jealousy and hatred of single dogs began to burn; When the head is on the 14th floor... This guy can't wait to sneak over and stab Yang Rui in the back, what a beauty!Young beauty!A sought-after resource!Don't worry, you don't take such a waste of waste!

This guy was secretly looking forward to the scene where the short-haired beauty would turn against the rich second generation, but... the short-haired beauty who was supposed to be arrogant and arrogant did not obey his wishes, and was carried away by the dead rich second generation , Without any resistance at all, the hatred of calm tea spreads in Lima, and slanders such as "worshiping money" and "crying on a BMW" are active in the stomach wave after wave, and the eyes are red and bloodshot, rational and IQ falling hand in hand...

Yang Rui has also done some missions and ran to several NPC villages, but if you want him to be able to see at a glance that something is wrong with this village like Fifth Lin, it would be too difficult for him. Besides, how many people can find out such details Come on, most players' concept of missions is still at the stage of "where to go, who to find, how many to kill", and there are many people who use all NPCs as background boards in the game.After walking half a circle around the square in the village, Yang Rui felt that this place was really boring. There were few players and NPCs, and the place was too narrow: "Let's go hang out outside the village? What's going on here?" Nothing, waiting for an hour is too boring."

"Whatever." He was not interested in jumping to the 14th floor, so Kelong just picked his nose and didn't express his opinion.

"14 You should also be more careful. If you have a task for the master, go worry about it." Yang Rui raised his foot and walked towards the entrance of the village.

I have to jump to the 14th floor, and sometimes I can’t have a pleasant chat with Brother Yang: "It’s not Brother Yang, what kind of task is the owner, the hidden task is everyone’s, and it’s only when you get it in your hand after triggering it. We can't count it as a robbery... It's rare that the fifth brother is here. With the fifth brother and you, what tasks are not easy to grasp, and the hidden tasks make more money..."

Yang Rui took a few steps before realizing it, and looked at the 14th floor with a surprised face: "Wait a minute, 14, you didn't spend all the tickets for August right now? Are you spending so much as a student?"

Embarrassed about jumping to the 14th floor: "Hey... I made a girlfriend..." Fu nervously said, "Brother Yang, Brother Kelong, don't tell the whispering boss, they know they have to arrest me for a treat , I don’t have much living expenses this month.”

"It's only the 2nd today and your living expenses are gone?" Yang Rui was shocked.

"I was overdrawn last month." She was about to jump to the 14th floor, brows drooping.

"...I said you were in such a hurry. When I came up yesterday, you asked me to write the book, and when I came up today, you asked me to run the mission." Yang Rui couldn't laugh or cry, "Come on, how much is your Alipay, I will lend you some."

I want to jump to the 14th floor and quickly waved my hand: "No, no, I will earn money after I finish this escort mission. Besides, Brother Yang, you are not rich..."

Ke Longo interrupted grimly: "He said you can't borrow him much money, and it's not enough for him to have a second date."

"I didn't mean that!" I was in a hurry to jump to the 14th floor.

Brother Kelong spoke very fast: "Don't underestimate the current students who take their girlfriends out to pretend that they can't compare with people in the society who spend a lot of money. Yang Rui, you have a monthly salary of several thousand yuan, and you don't have much money to borrow from him. I still have to accept your love, Yangliu, do you think he will do it?"

"..." Yang Rui came up with the idea of ​​beating up Kelong.

"Brother Yang, I really don't mean that. I used borrowed money to date my girlfriend. What am I?" I was about to cry when I was about to jump off the 14th floor.

"I know you don't need to worry...Old Ke, are you interested? Does bullying a child give you a sense of accomplishment?" Yang Rui said.

You have to jump on the 14th floor and slip under your feet.

Brother Kelong couldn't help laughing: "You're the one who bullies him, Yang Liu, kid... Let me laugh for 5 minutes first, hahaha..."

Yang Rui was embarrassed for a while, then remembered something, and said seriously, "14, your girlfriend isn't underage, right?"

"...It's a senior from the same department." I want to cry even more when I want to jump to the 14th floor. Brother Yang's inadvertent hurt is really more hurtful.

"Oh, I can't see that 14, a pseudo-mother like you can still get a senior sister?" Kelong Ge was angry.

"Why am I called a fake mother, I just haven't grown up yet!" I was anxious to jump to the 14th floor.

"Is your senior sister pretty? Was she the first to strike up a conversation with you when you were shopping together, or were you the first to be struck up?"

"Old Ke, you got hi..."

The three old men got together, no matter what they were talking about, they finally decided to turn to the girl, and they walked out of the village all the way, and the sky almost darkened.The night light in the game is much worse than the daytime, which has little impact on the players. The mob spawning group loves the night more. Some mob spawning spots are more and faster at night, which is very efficient.Of course, the players who run the mission don't like the night so much. Some NPCs will go to rest and sleep according to the program design, and they have to wait for the dawn in the game if they want to interact.

Dashu Village, which itself is located deep in the mountains, cannot be regarded as a safe zone. Outside the village, and at night in the game, during the day, there are a lot of wild monsters that make monster-spawning players run and break their legs. Not long after walking, a wild wolf jumped out of the grass and went straight to Yang Rui and the three.

Wolves are dogs before domestication. Stray dogs live in packs, and wolves are rarely alone. Basically, as soon as you meet a wild wolf, other wild wolves are not far away. The wolf head fell down, and more faint green eyes appeared and disappeared in the surrounding darkness.

"And here's the door..." Yang Rui's eyes lit up, and he rolled up his sleeves. He launched an attack from his side, and the wolves on the opposite side saw that there were fewer people here, and it was impossible to be cowardly. He only heard a wolf howl. At that time, a few big and strong wolves attacked first, outflanked and rushed towards Yang Rui.

"Fuck!!"

Just as Yang Rui was fighting with the wolves, he was about to jump from the 14th floor and suddenly there was a loud curse. He kicked the wild wolf that looked like a wolf away. Looking back, he saw that he was about to jump from the 14th floor and staggered forward. Standing there is a hunched thief gradually appearing.

In the village, Wu Wulin was debating with Leng Qiubai about whether to accept the hidden mission, and a system prompt popped up in the information box of the player's system panel: "The player sadly reminds Ting Ding Cha to attack your team."

"Who is this?" Wu Wulin and Leng Qiubai were stunned when they saw this message. They have never seen this ID before?

For a moment, the two of them didn't think of the player who appeared in the village before. After all... People who have the patience to squat on missions usually don't get so impulsive as to PK with others casually...

The girls of "Tianjiao" are all offline, including the president Yue Xiahe, except for the two of them online in the group, there are three Yang Rui who go out to hang out, so... Wu Wulin and Leng Qiubai looked a little bit worried There are none, but I want to laugh a little, "It's so rare to challenge Yangliu alone, where are the rare species?"

"seek death?"

Outside the village, Ke Long, who had been teasing the 14th floor all the way, was furious, and threw a shield at the sneak attacking thief. The possibility of him missing at such a short distance is very low, but... it really missed, As a veteran anti-rider, PVP is not a little molested. This shield was predicted to be the route for the thieves to make up the 14th floor. Instead, he froze in place with a terrified face of being raped, and looked at the 14th floor in his eyes, which is no different from people on earth seeing Decepticons...

This guy made him the victim, and made Lao Ke, who was copying a big shield, hesitate for a moment. The 14th floor, who had just put a shield on himself, shook his hand to make sure he hadn't misplaced his skills, and shouted : "What's wrong with you? Are you beating me?"

The thief was so frightened by the roar on the 14th floor that he fell to the ground with a "thump", pointing to the 14th floor with his left hand, and said even more frightenedly, "You, you...a man?!"

... Brother Kelong seemed to see the blood vessels bursting on the forehead on the 14th floor, and then this pure milk animal husbandry player jumped in front of the thief and stomped on him: "Stinky Sandpi! The grass mud horse! Go out without eyes!"

The thief didn't fight back, he stepped on a section of blood on the 14th floor before yelling: "I, I thought you were a girl..."

Yang Rui had just killed more than a dozen wild wolves, and when he came back clapping his hands, he heard the thief's defense, and his eyes were sharp at that moment: "You mean, you came to sneak attack on the 14th floor as a girl?"

Tragedy reminded Calm Tea to look up in embarrassment: "Yes, yes..." In the next moment, this guy was stuck on his face by a size 42 big foot...

Yang Rui didn't beat anyone to death... After all, the 14th floor was only stabbed, and the guy didn't come up to make up for it.After beating him to the point of bleeding, Yang Rui squatted down and squinted his eyes and asked, "Do you have a history of mental illness?"

"You're the one who's crazy, your whole family is crazy!" Sadly reminded that calm tea was dying, but it was very energetic to fight back.

Yang Rui shook his head, "Then what are you thinking, kid? You came here to sneak attack because you thought she was a girl? What kind of grudge? Did he offend you?!"

"If you kill the stinky second-generation rich man, what's the matter?" said sadly and calmly.

"... The rich second generation?" Yang Rui looked at his little friends strangely, and his little friends had the same puzzled faces as him.

"You! It's you!" Sadly, Dan Dingcha pointed at Yang Rui angrily.

"..." Yang Rui was speechless, then shook his head again, and shouted, "Where did you see my rich second generation, and besides, the rich second generation provoked you, you don't care who others like to play with Got it, you world policeman?"

Scalping this kind of action, it’s okay between close brothers, being done like this by a stranger is as humiliating as being slapped in the face, how can a man want to be slapped on the top of his head casually, sad reminder to calm down Cha put on a proud face when the male lead said the line "Don't bully the young and poor": "Hmph... If you want to kill, kill BB. If I'm afraid of death, I'm not a pure man!"

Yang Rui was so angry with him: "I said, brother, we have never seen any kind of grievances and entanglements with you, and you came to attack our brother and put on this picture that you are the righteous little partner." You're embarrassing me. Then again, in which world are pure men proud of killing girls, tell me about it?"

This guy didn't fight back once he found out that the man on the 14th floor was there, and his words and deeds at this moment are obviously different from normal people. His reaction was quite in line with his idea, and he saw the righteousness and inviolability on this guy's face: "Is it amazing to be rich, and it's your turn to reason with me? Don't talk nonsense, kill if you want, I said In a word, I am your grandson."

The first time I met Yang Rui who couldn't speak human language, I was very confused. Brother Kelong couldn't stand it any longer. He stretched out his hand and pulled Yang Rui away, squatting in front of this seemingly crazy kid, and sincerely said to this guy: " You are doing missions in this village, right? Then you will be hung up by us, and we will follow you to dig missions in this village, right?"

Yang Ruihe was about to jump to the 14th floor when he saw fear and remorse slowly appearing on Dan Dingcha's proud face, and his eyeballs seemed to be out of frame... Didn't this paralyzed guy think about anything before he started! !

Brother Kelong continued with a sympathetic face: "You are not used to seeing women chasing rich second generations. I understand this, and brother I am also not used to it... But if you don't say that you go directly to rich second generations, you go to trouble girls , you say you are a pure man, who can believe it?"

"...I'm afraid he won't lose it in seconds after he's equipped." With a pained face, he calmly answered this question.

"I'm sure, this guy is indeed crazy." Yaotiao 14th floor twitched.

"Besides, if the girl dies under the nose, is it more useful than directly killing the second generation of the rich? He loses face, and later he has to compensate and appease the girl, and he bleeds again." Sad reminder Dan Dingcha added.

"He's still a mentally ill person who can think." To jump to the 14th floor also added.

"Shut up! Dead ladyboy! You're crazy!" said sadly and calmly.

"...I'll just trample him to death." Wanting to jump to the 14th floor, he rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward.

"Don't, don't, it's rare to have a time-killing fun." Kelong tried his best to hold back his smile, "Then how did you find this... the pastor didn't kill if he wasn't a woman?"

Tragedy reminded Tan Dingcha to be dejected: "The rich second generation who killed the man will at most avenge him, how can there be compensation to appease the bloody place, and I will carry more crime points, which is not worthwhile."

"Then what if this rich second generation is oriented towards men? If you followed us all the way, you would have seen that our rich second generation is very close to our pastor." The overjoyed Ke Longge made a mistake inadvertently. Big death.

The sad reminding calm tea really showed a face of horror & remorse...

Brother Kelong said again: "Now you are at a big loss, no one has been killed, and you are also committed, and the tasks in the village will also be robbed by us..."

The sad reminder of Dan Dingcha's little expression of despair and grief... It's just an emoticon package without PS.

"Cough, Brother Kelong." He poked Lao Ke with his finger when he was about to jump to the 14th floor.

"Don't worry, we'll kill him later, we have to squat here and wait for an hour." Old Ke slapped his hands away.

"No..." He was going to jump to the 14th floor with a sincere face, just like Lao Ke's expression when he molested sad tea before, "I just want to tell you, Brother Yang is going crazy."

"Huh?" Kelong turned his head... and saw a fist the size of a sandbag approaching.

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