Water Xu Chuan

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"Damn it almost ruined Sajia's chrysanthemum..." Lu Zhi rubbed his palms with a deep sigh.

"But basically, I have thoroughly interpreted the actions of Yashaxiang." Shi Jin grinned.

"Oh? Then tell Sajia, what is Yasha Xiang thinking in the encirclement mode?" Lu Zhishen silently leaned his back against a big tree, using the trunk of the big tree to protect the chrysanthemum in all directions.

"Oh, this, of course, surrounded by an ambush circle and lined up to return to the origin!" Shi Jin still grinned.

"Xiang's return to the origin... is a euphemism for returning to the chrysanthemum..." Lu Zhishen leaned against the pine tree and picked up his Zen stick.

"That's right!" Cui Daocheng and Na Qiu Xiaoyi had already stood behind them at some point!The circle of yakshas surrounded the two of them with teeth and claws: "Don't move! Don't kill me!"

Shi Jin still bared his teeth and grinned: "However, these Yasha Xiang's AIs only have two simple thinking circuits of flying and aiming at the opponent's chrysanthemum. Although this is a very remarkable skill in the eyes of ordinary people, it is really In the eyes of experts, this is still too low-end."

"Nani!?" Qiu Xiaoyi was furious: "How dare you insult the pulling skills I have spent my whole life researching!"

"Calm down, calm down, this fellow is talking too fast for a moment, he will soon be drained to death by our explosion..." Cui Daocheng patted Qiu Xiaoyi on the shoulder.

"And the model with Xiang as the armor is even more low-end than Yasha Xiang. Master Wang Jin once showed me that the highest-end Xiang armor is as dazzling as the golden holy clothes of the saint warrior! The protective effect is amazing 5S+! This man can’t even pull out the appearance of an ordinary armor, he is the lowest of the low-end hot chickens! He can only defend against some ordinary physical attacks!” Shi Jin patted Cui Daocheng on the shoulder.

"Nani!?" Cui Daocheng was also angry: "It's okay to insult Xiaoyi, but you dare to insult the pulling technique that I have spent my whole life researching!?"

"Brother Cui! I can't take it anymore!" Qiu Xiaoyi patted his chrysanthemum angrily!The surrounded Yashaxiang all rushed towards Shi Jin's chrysanthemum group!

"That's right! I can't take it anymore!" Cui Daocheng also patted his chrysanthemum angrily!The dark substance all over the body began to shine with a metallic luster, bursting out with a dazzling holy light!

The group of Yakshas who attacked Shi Jin's chrysanthemum was rushing towards him, and suddenly there was a sound of crotch bursting from the front!They all trembled!Lu Zhishen took a closer look and saw a huge golden Xianglong protruding its head from Shi Jin's chrysanthemum!The yakshas in that area knelt on the ground trembling and worshiped!

The Xianglong slowly got out and circled Shi Jin a whole circle!Through those Xiangyashas, ​​it was transmitted into Qiu Xiaoyi's chrysanthemum for the relay station!Even Qiu Xiaoyi knelt down with a dull plop!

"This is..." Cui Daocheng and Lu Zhishen were shocked!

"That's right, he gave orders to the Yashas through the chrysanthemum, and I used Xianglong to connect to the mental circuit of the Yashas to control his chrysanthemum!" Shi Jin grinned: "I have tried it just now!" Now, it is possible to control the opponent's spirit by controlling the opponent's chrysanthemum!"

"It turned out to be like this!" Cui Daocheng and Lu Zhi sighed deeply. Shi Jin's imitation of Yasha's seemingly stupid behavior just now turned out to be a test of whether he can use the chrysanthemum to control his mind!

This guy with poop tattooed on his head is definitely not easy to deal with!Cui Daocheng raised his brows vertically, raised his heart, and raised the simple knife, facing Shi Jin's chest, and stabbed it!

The Xianglong caught Pu Dao with his teeth and claws, and a huge and incomparable force came from Pu Dao and lifted Cui Daocheng up!

this. . .Cui Daocheng watched in horror as his feet were getting farther and farther from the ground, and then a burst of dizziness came from his head. The dragon actually started to spin the auger while climbing the height while holding the simple knife!So that's the case, you are invulnerable, so you plan to throw yourself out in a few circles?

Think beautifully!Cui Daocheng let go of the hand holding the Pudao with a whoosh, and the whole person bumped into the big tree behind him, crashing into the ground. . .

"..." Shi Jin looked at Cui Daocheng who was stunned and shrugged: "Brother, let's go get the package and go."

"Don't even think about leaving! My pulling skills can be said to be the highest achievement I have created in my life! You guys actually open your mouth to deny my pulling skills and deny my survival value!" Cui Daocheng stood up unsteadily, foaming Reach out and grab Shi Jin!

"What's the most important thing in Laxiang technology?" Shi Jin pondered for a few seconds and said deeply: "Yes, that is the color, texture and beauty! Laxiang is a sports career that perfectly combines strength and beauty! The color and texture of the Xiang that you pull is almost zero," he pointed at Cui Daocheng's black and unknown substance and reprimanded righteously: "This kind of Xiang, this kind of Xiang I will never agree with! "

Color, texture, beauty. . .God what did I pull!Cui Daocheng felt that Shi Jin's words were deafening and shattered all the meaning of his life!But he refused to give up and grabbed Shi Jin's chest muscles: "Agreed! Agree! At least my Xiang is still good in usability! Practical is great, isn't it! Agree!"

Shi Jin waved his hand: "Don't be noisy, at least pull out the armor-like Xiang to seek my approval!" Following Shi Jin's wave, the Xianglong that just flew into the sky raised its chrysanthemum high!Cui Daocheng raised his head in a panic, and saw that Xianglong pulled out a lump of golden □□color like gold, soft and hard, moderately soft and hard, and the shape completely conformed to the golden ratio of Xiang!

this. . .Cui Daocheng looked up at Na Xiang in a daze, covering the sky above his head in golden yellow. . .He was lost, intoxicated, and worshipped under this golden sky. . .That's right, this is the real Xiang. . .What have I been pulling for so many years!

That Xiangtuo fell into the red pine forest with the sound of the wind, completely covering Cui Daocheng, and Cui Daocheng quietly let go of Shi Jin's chest muscle. . .Shi Jin waved to Lu Zhishen: "Brother, let's go get the package."

"Enen..." Lu Zhishen left the pine tree behind and followed Shi Jin, sighing as he walked. . .Shi Jin, he is the one who truly fits the position of King Xiang!

Half an hour later, Qiu Xiaoyi, who was kneeling on the ground, blinked and the dullness in his eyes disappeared. He looked around and saw the three-meter-high pure golden stool in front of him: "Ah... what happened? What about the bald donkey and the man with poop on his forehead? Brother Cui? Brother Cui?"

At this time, he heard Cui Daocheng's sobbing from the pure gold: "Brother Cui? Brother Cui? Are you in this? What happened?"

Cui Daocheng kept crying in there, only to hear such confession from inside: "What have I been dragging for so many years... I want to do Xiang again, start from the beginning..."

"...Brother Cui, you are a human being, not Xiang! If you want to do it, be a human again, don't be Xiang!"

"Really...is it..." Cui Daocheng muttered: "Sure enough..."

"Really? Brother Cui, what are you doing?"

"Sure enough...predict what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: I’m sorry, sorry, I liked to eat breakfast yesterday and then I accidentally ate too much, and my head was dizzy all morning

I thought I would write in the afternoon, I also like to eat after lunch, and then I accidentally overeat!I thought I would write it tonight.

It's finally a weekend, so let's go shopping at night.

Then I accidentally ate too much while shopping ==. . .

As above, it is inhumane to write five or six thousand words on a big weekend. . .

☆、What a great neon bulb

Walking into the crockpot temple again, I saw those old monks peeping through the broken window of the side hall, and they were all relieved to see Lu Zhishen came back.

Lu Zhi scratched his head when he saw these skinny faces: "Brother Shijia, can your Xianglong carry a few more people?"

"Brother wants to send these people to the nearest town to give them a way out, right?" Shi Jin directly understood what he meant, clapped his hands, and the Xianglong flew down and pulled out the big earthen jar. The two monks who were thrown in then lay docilely at the door of the side hall.

"This..." The old monks looked at the golden dragon in surprise.

"Where is the nearest town... How far is it from here to Tokyo?"

"About ten days' journey."

"It's not close, but it's not too far. Can this Xianglong take them and the Sa family to Daxiangguo Temple?"

Shi Jin's smile was still as bright as Wang Baoqiang's: "What's the problem! As long as my brother tells me!"

Lu Zhishen looked solemnly at Shi Jin and clasped his fists: "Sajia has lived for so long and finally made a friend who is true to himself!" He turned his head and smiled at the old monks: "Go up, Brother Shijia will take you to Tokyo Great Xiangguo Temple!"

"Living Buddha! We finally won't starve to death in this jar temple!" The old monks wept bitterly, and sat on the back of Xianglong after worshiping for a long time, and the Xianglong slowly flew straight to Tokyo circled away. . .

The dragon's back was bent and warm, and it was comfortable to lie on it and sunbathe in the wind. The flying speed of this dragon was not slow, and in just over a day, the Xianglong had already reached the sky above Bianliang City in Tokyo.

Ignoring the material and body of this dragon, this is a dragon after all!Standing on the cloud, I saw countless Bianliang City people who didn't know the truth below bowed their heads to the top, and saw the giant dragon hovering and descending into the Daxiangguo Temple.

The monks in that temple also paid homage to the Xianglong with great respect. Lu Zhishen led the five old monks off the Xianglong and turned to look at Shi Jin: "Brother, why don't you follow the Sa family to look for the King Xiang here?" The throne? It’s also a moment of stability.”

"No, the moon is Ming in my hometown. I plan to go back to Shijiazhuang and join Zhu Wu and his group to have a few days of comfortable life before I care about it." Shi Jin stood on the dragon's head and cupped his hands.

"Then we can only break up." Lu Zhishen also cupped his hands: "If there is a convenient person, it's best to send a message."

"Take care." Shi Jin bared his teeth and grinned. The Xianglong circled 886 on the Daxiangguo Temple and then flew towards Shaohua Mountain. Lu Zhishen held his fists at the direction of the Xianglong until the Xianglong disappeared. He turned his head in the sky, and the monks of Daxiangguo Temple around him knelt and worshiped like chickens pecking rice.

"Wow! That's a big pile of shit!" Lu Zhishen walked up to the monk from the Daxiangguo Temple and said, "Where is that man named Zhiqing? Come to Wutai Mountain of the Sa family, and there is a love letter from Elder Zhizhen!"

There was a monk who was in charge of guests in the group of worshipers. The temple called Zhike, and the Zhike got up in a hurry: "Please respectfully call him Elder Zhiqing! What love letters are there!? Letters between monks can be called Is it a love letter? That’s called Fatie!”

"Everything is up to you! Take Sajia to see the elder Zhiqing!" Lu Zhishen waved at the five old monks: "Follow Sajia to find a place to eat!"

Seeing Lu Zhishen's ferociousness, getting down from the giant dragon with his Zen stick and saber in his hand, the Zhike was terrified at first, no matter how rude he was, he hurriedly informed Elder Zhiqing.

The news of the dragon appearing in the city has already been reported to the cabinet. Elder Zhiqing had just finished changing clothes and walked out of the attic when he happened to bump into this Zhike. The monk has just arrived."

"Oh?" Elder Zhiqing stroked his beard: "Didn't Zhizhen decide to be with Zhijia? Why did you still send the love letter to me... oh no, why did you still send the post to me? Zhike, Take me to meet this guy!"

Lu Zhishen saw that Zhike led an old monk who seemed to be quite immortal and walked over slowly, pointing at him, and asked, "Wu that bald donkey! Are you Zhiqing?"

Both Zhiqing and Zhike's faces turned red and white, but there were so many monks in the courtyard that it was difficult for him to have a fit, so Zhiqing had to bow: "That's the poor monk."

"These five are monks from the Crockpot Temple. The dilapidated temple and they have been hungry for several days. Let's arrange food for them first." Lu Zhishen waved his big hand unceremoniously, and Zhiqing's face turned green again: "Zhike , take these five people to the meditation room to arrange a fast meal."

Watching Zhike lead the five away, Lu Zhishen reached into his crotch, took out the crumpled letter from Elder Zhizhen, and handed it over.

Elder Zhiqing frowned for a long time, reluctantly took it and took it apart, only to see that it read:

'Dear Zhiqing, I haven't contacted you for a long time, is your chrysanthemum still okay?Well, I sincerely wish you anal inflammation, anal swelling, anal pain, anal cancer, anal fissure, prolapse of the anus, and hemorrhoids. Please rest assured that I am very happy with Zhijia. '

Elder Zhiqing's face turned purple again, he forcibly suppressed the prehistoric power in his body and continued to read the letter:

'See that troublemaker in front of you?That’s right, it’s the one who sent you a letter. He turned out to be a military officer. He became a monk only after being beaten to death. He made a big fuss in Wutai Mountain and even made a fuss. Years of Tuxiang Sword and Yixiang Sword. '

Elder Zhiqing's face was refreshed again. The knife and sword condensed the feces essence of Zhizhen and Zhijia for many years, which can be said to be their greatest achievement in this life!Just ruined by this guy?He looked at Lu Zhishen appreciatively.

'The greatest achievement and treasure in our lives has been destroyed by this guy. As the saying goes, it's better to have fun alone than to have fun together!Just let him destroy the meaning of your life and the most precious treasure too, bracket laugh!Kiss~ Chrysanthemum~!Sincerely, salute brackets cheap laugh! '

Elder Zhiqing's face was dark again. . .Brother, you are so vicious!The letter was torn into several copies by him, and he glanced at Lu Zhishen's big physique and the big saber and Zen staff. . .As the saying goes, it is easier to invite the Buddha than to give it away. Once this happens, Daxiangguo Temple will not tolerate him. . .

Lu Zhishen watched his face change color like a revolving lantern while reading the letter, and finally tore up the letter and couldn't stop looking at him: "Wu that bald donkey! Why are you looking at the Sajia endlessly! Say something straight The Sajia don't like to go round and round!"

This bald ass is so rude!I have been a monk for so many years and this is the first time someone dares to call me that!Call me bald donkey and you don't even look in the mirror to see your own head!Elder Zhiqing's face turned green again, and he suppressed the prehistoric power in his body again: "Why did you come to Daxiangguo Temple?"

Lu Zhishen replied calmly: "Come here for the throne of King Xiang."

King Xiang's throne! ?Zhiqing was taken aback, his face turned blue for a while.I think the throne of King Xiang is the super secret of the entire Daxiangguo Temple!No more than five people in the entire Daxiangguo Temple knew about this guy, so how did he know about it?I have been in the temple for so many years and have not been allowed to look at the throne. This bald donkey thinks so beautifully!

Lu Zhishen lifted a lampshade and put it on his head: "Hey, what a great neon bulb!"

"Baga!" Zhiqing reacted, pulled off the lampshade and threw it out, straightened his back with the momentum of an elder: "Didn't my senior brother teach you! Respect the elders!"

"It's clear that you are the guy who didn't talk for a long time and changed color endlessly like a lantern!" Lu Zhishen also straightened his back and stared at Zhiqing's belly bump!

Zhiqing's momentum faded and he went back and hurriedly took a few steps back to distance himself from him: "Yes, yes, yes! It's the poor monk's mistake!"

"It's good to know what's wrong," Lu Zhishen looked around, "Let's talk about the business and the business! So where is the throne of King Xiang?"

This guy has a good physique and dares to fight against me. He is a trouble, and he must be dismissed early. . .Zhiqing's face turned pale again, remembering the moment when he hit his stomach and stared at each other just now, he couldn't help being afraid: "The throne of King Xiang is here..."

"It's just..." Lu Zhi stared at him deeply.

Zhiqing quickly ran through all the most difficult and remote places in the temple: "It's in the big vegetable field next to the Suanzao Gate outside the Yue Temple."

"Vegetable field? Why is it in the vegetable field? Don't you want to tease Sajia, you bald donkey! Is there any relationship between the vegetable field and Xiang?"

"Then what..." Zhiqing's eyes rolled around so fast that he almost applauded his own wit: "It's the Song Dynasty now! Vegetables are grown using a very natural and non-polluting method, that is, biological excrement Fertilizer, there is such a big cesspool in the big vegetable field! The cesspool has accumulated thousands of years of ancient dung in Bianliang City! It is said that the throne of King Xiang quietly settled at the bottom of the pond. For the elder's sake, I haven't told you yet!"

"So that's how it is." Lu Zhishen nodded, rolled up his sleeves and turned around to leave: "Then Sajia will dig out King Xiang's throne!"

"Wait, wait, I will appoint you as the deacon monk in charge of the vegetable field, so that digging the throne will be justifiable!" Zhiqing went back to the room with a smile on his face, laid paper for grinding, and sent a piece of paper to Lu Zhishen three minutes later hand: "Go!"

This is the legendary Fatie. Lu Zhishen looked at the piece of paper in his hand as he walked.

Although I was curious about the letter sent by Elder Zhizhen to Zhiqing, there were always such and such things along the way and I never read it. Is it possible to read the post given by Zhiqing when there is nothing to do now?

Thinking so, he opened the paper, only to see twelve big characters written on the paper: predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!

☆、Don't want to eat Xiang, don't want to eat Xiang, don't want to eat Xiang

Let's say that there are twenty or thirty rogues settled outside the Suanzao gate, and they idle around all day and do nothing to make a living by stealing vegetables.

That's right, what era has it been, how persistent do you have to be to play farms and steal vegetables?

En not to mention that it is really fun to play, the author's mother is still playing now, sighing all day long that other people's vegetable fields are not managed, and there is no one to steal.

Well, forget about the above two paragraphs, this is just the complaint that my mother who had a good time had been holding back for N years.

It is said that there were two rogues on this day, one named Zhang San, nicknamed the kitchen mouse, and the other named Li Si, nicknamed the cockroach at the bottom of the cabinet. These two rogues came to team up to steal vegetables again, and there was a new notice posted in front of the door, It read: Lu Zhishen, a monk of the vegetable garden, was appointed by Taixiangguo Temple to go to the abbot, and he will take charge of it from today. Once again, we strongly protest and strongly condemn idlers who enter the garden to steal vegetables and make provocations.

After Zhang San and Li Si saw it, they rushed back to discuss with the rogues: "The Daxiangguo Temple has sent a new monk named Lu Zhishen to manage the vegetable garden. Should we give him a warning so that he doesn't dare to speak?"

One of them said: "What kind of majesty do you want?"

Zhang San pondered for a moment: "Let's treat him to a bun! Pick out all the stuffing from the bun in advance!"

Li Si shook his head, "It's not cruel enough... The bun skin will be soaked into the taste of the stuffing, but you can still eat it. Why don't you invite him to eat chocolate sandwiches and take out the filling first?"

All the rogues began to discuss in a hurry: "Hey, don't you still invite him to eat chocolate after all!"

"Why don't you treat him to a cream cake! Let's lick the cream off first!"

"Then he still has cake to eat! We have to figure out a way to make him unable to eat it!"

"You guys are enough, where is the Song Dynasty going to buy chocolate and cake now??? In my opinion, just make some jelly bean buns and replace the sugar with salt!"

"Jelly bean buns aren't very attractive, are they? I don't like them! As the saying goes, there's nothing better than dumplings. Why don't we make some dumplings and dig out the stuffing for him to eat?"

"That's a dumpling! What kind of stuffing skills do you have to keep the stuffed dumpling intact??"

"Stop!!!" Zhang San roared to stop the chattering discussion: "What's the fuss about arguing! Why does Mao have to play tricks on the stuffed stuffing? Which rotten chrysanthemum is it? Sha Que was the first to come up with the lousy idea of ​​picking stuffing!?"

All the rogues pointed at Zhang San, and Zhang San held his forehead with one hand and covered the chrysanthemum with the other in pain.

"Although I understand that if you eat something with stuffing, if there is no stuffing in it, it will be very frustrating." Li Si held his chin: "It's like eating a pizza, and the dough turned out to be stuffed with red bean paste. It’s just as shocking as it is terrifying.”

Zhang San felt a strong smell of bean paste: "Which country is that pizza!!! The dough is filled with bean paste!? It's so crazy!"

"Yes! That's the idea!" Li Si snapped his fingers: "Why not! Let's make dumplings stuffed with red bean paste!? It must be so mad that Lu Zhishen broke down and committed suicide!"

Zhang San also snapped his fingers: "Genius! Not only do you want bean paste! You also want to add durian stinky tofu and Swedish special canned herring!"

"Fuck, this is too cruel! Just do it this way!" Zhong Popi seemed to feel the unique and rich taste of the bean paste stuffing durian stinky tofu canned herring mixture and clapped his hands cracklingly.

Lu Zhishen took the Fatie and came to the vegetable garden outside Suanzao Gate. He saw that the vegetable garden covers a large area and stretches as far as the eye can see. It is surrounded by a half-person-high earth wall and thick willow trees, and all kinds of green vegetables grow in it. , In the center of the entire vegetable garden, there is a huge septic tank like amber.

After he settled his luggage, he came to the cesspit and looked in. The cesspit was muddy and thick, as if it had no bottom, where could he see King Xiang's throne?He poked it with a tree branch, and the consistency was like a swamp, and if no one dragged it down, it might never return. . .

Then how to obtain the King Xiang throne?That Elder Zhiqing is not fooling me, is he?

He stood by the cesspit thinking about these profound questions, and he didn't know how many hours he had stood at the other end of the cesspit, a group of rogues appeared with a few pots of dumplings holding their noses.

Zhang San covered his nose and pointed at Lu Zhishen and asked in a huffy voice: "I haven't seen that monk before, so it must be the new Lu Zhishen, right?"

"It's probably true." Li Si also pinched his nose and replied angrily: "It should be that this guy didn't run away. Why is he looking at the cesspool?"

Zhang San pouted a few times: "Is he hungry?"

"Not good! If he is full in advance, wouldn't our plan fail!?" Li Si rushed up in panic after eating: "Master! Master Lu Zhishen! Don't eat Xiang! If you are hungry, we will pack it for you dumpling!"

Lu Zhishen was surprised when he heard someone call him. He had been to Bianliang once before but only to meet Lin Tixia of Taiwei's mansion. There are almost no acquaintances in Bianliang city.He raised his head and saw Li Si running over and pinching his arm: "You are Master Lu Zhishen!"

Lu Zhishen said in astonishment: "Yes, it is the Sa family."

Li Si looked directly at Lu Zhishen's soul: "The sun is shining, life is beautiful, everything must be optimistic, hold your head up, hold your chest up, and look forward! Don't eat Xiang, don't eat Xiang, important things say three Over and over, don't eat Xiang."

Lu Zhishen replied in a daze: "The Sa family is just thinking about the King Xiang's throne at the bottom of this pool. Who wants to eat Xiang?"

"That's good, that's good!" Li Si smiled and waved to the big piece of dumpling surrounded by dumpling, and the big piece of poppy all showed a smile like eating shit, pinching their noses and crowding around Lu Zhishen: " Master is a new abbot! Our neighbors all made dumplings and came here to congratulate you! Master, you must be hungry! Eat dumplings, eat dumplings!"

This group of people looked suspicious at first glance, and the dumplings exuded a smell that made the soul tremble. . .Lu Zhishen couldn't help pinching his nose: "What kind of stuff is this Sajiagou!? It smells worse than a cesspool!"

"This..." Zhang San replied: "Master, the garbage pile stinks!"

"What do you say?"

"Master, you must have never thought deeply about how smelly the garbage dump is." Zhang San said with a serious face: "The reason why the garbage dump is smelly is that it is mixed with all kinds of garbage! It's like countless colors mixed together It’s the same as black, and countless flavors gather together to become a smell! The same is true for this dumpling, the sauerkraut stuffing made by his family, the leek stuffing made by his house, and the meat stuffing made by his house. There are too many stuffings mixed together. Does that constitute the garbage dump principle?"

"I see." Lu Zhishen nodded and picked up a dumpling, and the group of hooligans looked at the dumpling in his hand that was getting closer to his mouth and smiled as if they had eaten shit.

At the moment when the dumpling was about to meet his mouth, the group of rascals saw a phantom flash past Lu Zhishen's hand crushed the dumpling into Zhang San's mouth with a smile like eating shit inside!

What kind of smell is that?Zhang San didn't know, all he knew was that his soul spewed out of his mouth the moment the taste poured into his mouth!He couldn't bear the propulsive force erupting violently from his mouth, and he took a few steps back and fell headfirst into the cesspool!

Startled, Li Si hugged Lu Zhishen's thigh and tried to throw him into the cesspool!A dumpling was stuck in the mouth facing the face!Breathing out his soul, he flew out and stuck to the big willow tree in the distance!

Those rogues scattered and ran away!Lu Zhishen caught the pot of dumplings and made a baseball pitcher pose!I saw that dumpling was thrown from his palm like a flying fire meteor, pierced his pants fiercely, and hit a certain naughty chrysanthemum of those fleeing in a hurry!That Rogue turned on the propeller in an instant, as if his soul was sprayed out from the chrysanthemum and stuck to the dirt wall on the other side of the vegetable garden!

All the Poppis were stunned!They all stopped and contracted their sphincters sharply, fearing that the next punishment would come to their asses!

"What are you running for! Come back to the Sa family first and fish this guy out of the cesspit!" Lu Zhishen reprimanded the crowd, then picked up a dumpling and threw it into his mouth nonchalantly: "Well... this is, Red bean paste, durian, stinky tofu. Oh, this unique smell! Isn’t this canned herring from Sweden!”

All the rogues were dumbfounded: "Master, you are truly a man of God!" They fished out Zhang San and rinsed him up in fear, then formed a group and knelt down in front of Lu Zhishen.

Lu Zhishen sat on a chair, raised Erlang's legs and threw a dumpling into his mouth: "Tell me what's going on, what kind of bird people are you all? How dare you come to tease Sajia?"

The group of poppis looked at Lu Zhishen eating the dumplings as if nothing had happened and all shivered. After the deathly silence, all the poppis collectively yelled out the incomparably powerful reason: "Master! Foretell the future, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down." !"

☆. The septic tank view room is so confident!

"Next time, break it down again! Have you all been possessed by Mr. Liu!" Lu Zhishen raised a dumpling and was about to throw it into their mouths!

All the rogues trembled collectively, and Zhang San opened his mouth while vomiting his soul: "The next time I break it down, it is the author's mandatory requirement to say it, and the villains have to say it! Once the villains don't talk about the vicious author, I'm afraid they won't be able to." Describe us!"

"That's also for the Sajia to remember, the Sajia doesn't want to hear the words of breaking down next time! If you want to say it, the Sajia will say it!"

"Yes, yes, yes..." Li Si also spit out his soul: "The villain will explain the whole story... The villain's ancestors lived here, and they only made a living by playing mahjong, playing poker, begging and stealing chickens and dogs. The copy of this vegetable field is the villain The monks of the Daxiangguo Temple that we always form a team to visit don’t want to buy food, food and rice bowls. But where did the master mess with the BOSS? It’s so amazing! I’ve lost this time.”

"The Sa family is under the jurisdiction of the Jinglue Mansion. After killing too many people, I sincerely repented and became a monk. I just rode a dragon to this Daxiangguo Temple."

"Ride the dragon!" All the rogues were stunned. Not long ago, a golden dragon fell into the Daxiangguo Temple. It is well known in the whole city. It is said that there are people riding on the dragon!Unexpectedly, it was the one in front of me!Convinced, the poppiers fell to the ground and worshiped: "Lohan Subduing Dragon, King Kong!"

"Hey, it's not Jianglong, it's Xianglong." Lu Zhishen smiled charmingly: "If you know how powerful you are, you should go quickly, that is, you can just take whatever you want, and don't bother Sa's family looking for the throne of King Xiang."

Both Jiang and Xiang read the same thing, but all the poppiers are wondering, but they want to take whatever they want!Although they were surprised what the throne of King Xiang was, just taking three words at random made their eyes filled with tears!All the hooligans bowed deeply to Lu Zhi three times: "Living Buddha! Great Vajra! Bodhisattva!"

"Let's go." Lu Zhishen slapped them with his hands and then threw another dumpling into his mouth. He turned his head and looked at the steaming surface of the cesspool, meditating.

Seeing his pensive appearance, all the rogues were surprised, and a sage's radiance seemed to spread from Lu Zhishen's back. All the rogues looked up at him—strong, robust, capable, low-key, tolerant, and even caring for a group like us. . .The tears of Zhong Popi flowed out like a sausage with a broken thread.

"Let's go, don't bother others." Zhang San stood up and persuaded the rogues, and the rogues stood up consciously, lined up and walked to Lu Zhishen in turn, bowing one by one.

"We are also blessed. We have this arhat to be the master for us. From now on, we don't need to form a team and do nothing when we go to the vegetable garden." Li Si read to Zhang San on the way home with two kohlrabi in his arms.

"He treats us so well, we have to show it..." Zhang San shook a handful of green onions in his hand and thought.

Having said that, the next day, the poppiers gathered together some belongings and bought ten bottles of wine and a pig, and carried them into the vegetable garden. Lu Zhishen was still in the same posture that he stared at the cesspit when they left yesterday.

"Master! Master!" All the rogues sat around Lu Zhishen. When Lu Zhishen heard someone calling him, he turned his head away, and all the rogues formed a group to bow to him.

"What are you doing?"

"We are blessed to have master, an arhat, to manage the vegetable garden!" All the poppiers poured wine and cut meat and respectfully respected them. Lu Zhishen was naturally happy to see this, and he also stood up: "But it's good for Sa's family to come here to look at the vegetable field. As for the serious business, the Sa family has been thinking for a long time but can't come up with a solution, how to fish out the King Xiang's throne?"

"Fill it out? The master's problem is our problem! Let's eat and drink before asking, the villain and the master will figure out a solution together!" Zhang San smiled and handed over the wine and meat.

As the saying goes, there is strength in numbers, and it is possible to get help from so many people to dive into the bottom of the cesspool. Lu Zhishen joyfully stretched out his hand and was about to pick up the wine and meat. When it was too late, he saw a black shadow whizzing over them. Passing by, something dragged the bomb and fell, and the sound of intense friction against the air made the wine splash several meters high with a plop!

All the Poppis and Lu Zhishen were stunned, only to see that there was a lump of bird droppings in the wine glass.

"I'll drink this glass! I'll drink it! Come and change another glass for the master!" Zhang Ying quickly moved the glass of wine away, but the black shadow circled back and there was a sound of fierce friction against the air. The pork was trembling again!

Zhong Popi and Lu Zhishen were stunned again, only to see that the pork was covered with bird droppings.

"I'll eat this meat! I'll eat it! Come and get another one for the master!" Li Sigong confronted Zhang San and moved away the plate of meat, only to see the black shadow hovering over again, and there were two pieces of meat again. With the sound of intense friction against the air, the two lumps of bird droppings precisely exploded Zhang San and Li Si's heads!

When Lu Zhishen looked up, he saw an old crow circling in the sky. Seeing someone looking at it, it twisted its chrysanthemum and shouted happily: "Wow! Wow! Wow!!!"

All the rogues were stunned: "As expected of the characters appearing in this book, even a bird can be so cheap!"

"This guy is too deceitful!" Lu Zhi looked deeply at Zhang San and Li Si, who had been knocked down by the headshot, and Li Si took the meat plate and put it in a standard discus thrower pose. The plate saw the old crow's chrysanthemum like a dart!

But it was a bird after all, the old crow deftly floated in the air, and the plate swished past its tail hair!The old crow turned and aimed at the crowd below, and the chrysanthemum rang out like a cannon!All the hooligans below who were shot by that pile of bird droppings ran away alone!

"This bird..." Lu Zhishen gritted his teeth and put the chair on his head to prevent bullets. Just now Zhang San said that after eating and drinking, he would grab the King of Xiang throne together. The bird attacked at this time. Could it be that the bird belonged to the throne of King Xiang? Guardian animal?It smelled like we were going to fish, so we moved the chrysanthemum first! ?

Zhang San, who fell to the ground while thinking, stretched out his hand to him.

Lu Zhi squatted down and held his hand: