Water Xu Chuan

"Brother, do you have any last wishes? Is it because I haven't paid the cable TV fee this month?"

"Yiye..." Zhang San pinched his soul with the other hand and stuffed it back into his mouth: "As the saying goes, to capture a thief, you must first capture the king, and to kill a bird, you must first destroy the nest..."

"Well, that makes sense." Lu Zhishen nodded, "But where is this bird's nest?"

Zhang San pointed to the earthen wall not far away, where a big willow tree with the thickness of two people hugging each other was stretching its branches in the wind, and a crow's nest was piled up in the center of the tree branch.

"Take a ladder and climb up to dismantle it..." Li Si said weakly.

"It's easy to scare the snake... When the injury is healed, I will climb up the tree and tear it down..." Zhang San said weakly.

Lu Zhishen stood up silently and ran away.

The old crow was filled with pride when he saw the group of stupid human beings lying on the ground and running around with their heads in their arms: "Wow——!!!! Wow——!!!!"

Lu Zhishen ran under the tree and threw away the chair!He hugged the tree with his left arm and dug the soil with his right arm and stretched under the tree!

The old crow was stunned.

I saw Lu Zhishen's waist straightened up, and the whole willow tree tilted violently and trembled!

The old crow hurriedly flew over in a daze, and the sound changed: "Wow--trough--!!!!!!"

impossible!That's just a stupid human being!Does he still plan to kill all the trees! ?Are you kidding me he is a Super Saiyan! ?

The old crow was thinking about it and saw the root of the big willow tree being ripped out of the soil with a flutter!The whole big tree was lifted up by that man!

The old crow was completely dumbfounded: "Wow, do you know how expensive the house price is now? How many years did I earn to buy such a cesspool view room!!!"

"The Sajia doesn't know, and the Sajia doesn't want to know." Lu Zhishen pinched the corner of the big willow tree and held up a baseball bat in his posture: "The Sajia only knows that you bullied the Sajia to eat wine, and the head of the Sajia's younger brother interfered with the Sajia to fish for King Xiang." The throne is not good!!!”

bad. . .I saw the man waved his hand and twisted his waist, the big willow tree came round with the sound of whistling wind!The old crow just wanted to save the heartache of the cesspool view room all these years, and he didn't notice how close he flew!The big willow tree trunk hit the old crow fiercely, and the old crow was blown away like a baseball and turned into a shining star in the sky!

All the Poppis were stunned when he pulled up the tree, and at this moment they were even more admiring. They all knelt on the ground and kowtowed like garlic: "Master is really an arhat descended from the world, a pure man, a real man!!!"

"Huh." Lu Zhishen hummed softly and threw the big willow tree on the ground, the ground trembled a few times. At this moment, there was a burst of applause and applause from outside the dirt wall behind him: "Fucking home run! Well done! !!!”

Lu Zhishen turned his head when he heard this, and saw that it was a man in his mid-thirties, with an eight-foot figure, leopard head, ring eyes, swallow jaw and tiger beard!He only said in his mouth: "This master is extraordinary! He can play a good baseball!"

The crowd said: "This club is really beautiful, but the official's applause shows that this club is really a club that crosses the galaxy!"

Lu Zhishen asked, "Who is this official?"

The crowd said: "This official is the gun and stick instructor of the 80 Imperial Guards in Tokyo, and his name is Lin Chong!"

Lu Zhishen turned around and cupped his fists: "I'm laughing at my clumsy skills."

"Where is there, even a villain may not pull such a willow tree and hit such a good ball." Lin Chong jumped over the wall and jumped in: "Where is the family name, brother? What is the law?"

"The family of the Sa family is from Kansai. The common surname is Lu, and the legal name is Zhishen." Lu Zhishen scratched his head: "Since the surname is Lin, have you ever met a Lin Tijutsu in Tokyo? The Sa family has had a good relationship in Tokyo in the early years."

Lin Chong was surprised and overjoyed: "That's my father!"

"Very good, very good!" Lu Zhishen thought of Lin Tiha, an old man with a similar personality to himself, who was very comfortable to get along with, and he couldn't help laughing: "Then let's have a few glasses of wine together!"

"Very good, very good!" Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen sat down holding hands. Just as they were about to drink a glass of wine in a clean glass, they heard someone outside the dirt wall yelling in a panic: "Officials, don't drink it! Something happened, something happened. !!!”

Lin Chong turned his head and saw that it was Jin'er, the maid at home: "Ah, what happened?"

Jin'er looked flustered: "I know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆、Innovation is the driving force behind scientific and technological progress

In other words, since that day, "Give me back a complete family—my mother has been alone for a year. The man who raised me has no good things. Gay, die and die." After the failure of the battle to kill Wang Jin, Gao Qiu has been in a depressed state. . (Detailed Chapter 7Chapter 8)

He still can't figure it out, isn't the longer the name, the more powerful it is?Isn't it because the name is long that the blood cow B belongs to it?Then why the 39-character team name failed to catch even a little Wang Jin?

After a month of deliberation, he finally figured it out. The reason for his failure was definitely and surely——the name was still not long enough!

Although the reason has been found, how to deal with it?Where should I continue to fill in the team name?He kept thinking about food and tea for another month, and even Song Huizong was alarmed.

This Song Huizong is the King Duan who appointed him as Cuju Minister + Taiwei in front of the palace. Well, it is more appropriate to continue to call him King Duan here.So Duan Wang was alarmed and came to the Taiwei's mansion in person. Looking at Gao Qiu's sallow and emaciated appearance, he personally held Gao Qiu's hands and eyes full of tears and said earnestly: "Gao Aiqing, lonely, ah bah, I really am I can't help being moved, you have gone so far in order to revitalize the Cuju business of our dynasty!"

Gao Qiu also touched Duan Wang's hand: "My lord, ah bah, your majesty is worrying too much, I'm just thinking about the team name."

"Oh my God! Gao Aiqing has worked so hard just for the name of a team!" Duan Wang burst into tears: "Let me hear what earth-shattering team name Gao Aiqing came up with!"

Gao Lian took a deep breath and read out quickly: "Give me back a complete family—my mother has been alone for a year, and the man who raised me has no good things. The homosexuals are going to die. This is the original version, and it is currently planned Before 'home', add the four adjectives of warm, lovely, happy."

Duan Wang was stunned for a moment, he spoke too fast and didn't hear the number at all!He could only sigh: "The name is so long! I don't know how to fit the big electronic screen during the game... However," he thought about it and seemed to recognize the last few adjectives: "But for a team The four adjectives of warmth, warmth, cuteness, and happiness seem inappropriate, right?"

"Then what kind of adjective does the emperor think is enough to add to the team name?"

"As the saying goes, there are five great treasures in the name, domineering and cool, and if Ai Qing wants to make some key breakthroughs in the team name, I think the key is to rely on these five words." Duan Wangyu patted Gao Qiu's face earnestly. Shoulder.

"These five words..." Gao Qiu pondered.

"Your Majesty!!!" A eunuch rushed in hastily: "I found you! King Jian just rushed into the palace and forcibly opened your Little Overlord game console and went straight to Super Mario! Save the real princess before you!"

"Damn it!" Duan Wang was stunned, and then realized that he had made a slip of the tongue: "I am! The real princess can only belong to me! Run, run!" The moment he was about to step out of the Taiwei's mansion, he seemed to have thought of it. So she turned her head: "By the way, Gao Aiqing! I will be very happy if my name is included in the name of this team!"

Gao Qiu was stunned: "I still have to bring the emperor's name!? The emperor's name is...Zhao Ji, Kuangba Kuya Diao plus Zhao Ji...this...how do I put it all together?"

Not as good. . . "Give me back a complete family—the mother who is domineering, cool and dragging, who has been alone for a year, the man who raised me without a good thing, Zhao Ji, go to die and die"?

no!There is nothing wrong with saying that mother is domineering and cool, but it is not good to let the emperor die!Doesn't Zhao Ji have any good things?Insulting the emperor is even worse! !That mother has been alone for a year and brought up Zhao Ji?You have the wrong baby! ! !Then, return Zhao Ji a complete family?The Emperor, whose family is ruined, will not let me go! ! !

Then what should I do if I don't listen to the emperor's instructions?How many brains do you have that dare not listen to the emperor?

That Gao Qiu was worrying, when a young man next to him slowly said: "Why don't you put the emperor's decree into a suffix, and call—"Give me back a complete family——after my mother raised me alone for a year." Men don't have a good thing, gays, go to die, how about the emperor's handwritten imperial seal, which is tyrannical and cool?"

A bright light seemed to appear in front of Gao Lian!This team name used all the vocabulary without destroying the original meaning, and even flattered the emperor a lot!Yes, you can also add suffixes!More importantly, the team name has successfully added twelve characters!The combat power seems to have successfully increased by 12.00%!

Gao Qiu trembled and walked up to the man and patted his shoulders with both hands: "Good!!! I have never heard such a good opinion since I was born!" Then he blinked and looked at the man carefully : "Are you...jun Zhengsi?"

"Taiwei is really a noble man who forgets things." The young man smiled and tore off the spider web from his body: "I am Gao Yanei, the son of your uncle Gao Sanlang from the family of the husky's spouse of the second mother-in-law's sister-in-law! Didn’t Dad think about finding a job for me? I just followed this relative up and found you! You didn’t say anything at the time, so my dad took it as your acquiescence! I’ve been stuck for more than a month!”

"Oh oh oh!" Gao Lian knocked his head. Every day someone stood under the Taiwei's mansion and reported something to him. He kept thinking about the team name and ignored it: "You have such a wonderful suffix! Your talent is not there. Under me! Come here to find a job? Tell me, what do you want to be?"

"En..." Gao Ya Nei was thinking: "What kind of position is there that has a high status, a famous name, and then a light and high-paying position?"

Gao Qiu rolled his eyes a few times: "Your Majesty."

"...Taiwei, don't be kidding, I'm going to be the emperor, so how about this month?"

Gao Qiu rolled his eyes a few more times: "The positions in the Taiwei's Mansion are all military positions, do you know how to punch?"

"No... Is there no non-hands-on civil service in this Taiwei's mansion? Secretary or something like that?"

"Yes, the position of Taiwei."

"Taiwei Xiu wants to kill the villain..." Gao Yanei waved his hands hastily: "Since there is no ready-made suitable job, how about creating a new one? For example, the emperor's innovative position as a minister of Cuju!"

"Innovation...innovation..." Gao Qiu held his chin and thought for a while: "This Taiwei's mansion doesn't lack anything, but I lack a daughter-in-law..."

"Taiwei Xiu wants to tease the villain again! The villain has a bottom line! Although you are high and powerful, the villain is not gay!"

"Yeah, being gay is the most annoying thing! Young people should have a bottom line! I admire you even more!" Gao Qiu stared at Gao Yanei approvingly: "Yes, I not only lack a daughter-in-law, but also a son!"

son?yes!Which father doesn't pamper his son's clothes, stretch out his hands to eat, and open his mouth?Whose son was bullied and his father didn't show up?Still stained with the glory of the second generation of officials!This position has a high status, a famous name, lightness, and an absolute high salary!Gao Yanei knelt down with a plop, "Daddy is here to be worshiped by the child!"

"Hey!" Gao Qiu stroked his head: "I also have a son!"

It is said that Gao Ya Nei has a father since then, relying on this father's power to run amok everywhere in the city, he loves defecation everywhere, destroying public property and molesting women, the people are afraid of Gao Qiu's power, who would dare to fight him?They all gave him the nickname Hua Hua Tai Sui.

Let’s say there is a temple fair in the Yue Temple that day, and Gao Yanei brought a group of idle ruffians to the Yue Temple to play. He bought a lot of slingshots, blowing tubes, and sticky sticks. He walked around the temple but was planning to go hunting and catching insects. Gao Yanei's footsteps froze when he was cricketing, and his eyes were fixed on a woman who had just walked out of Wuyue Building in front of him.

With straight eyes, he stepped up and grabbed the woman's wrist with a playful smile: "Beauty! Add WeChat, Momo!"

Gao Ya Nei saw that he was that local rascal, so the woman threw his hand away and gave him a blank look.

Ouch, Gao Yanei's soul floated out of his mouth following this glance!He jumped up and swallowed his soul into his stomach with one mouthful, leaning against the railing of Wuyue Tower, and there was a wall boom!He rolled his eyes a few times, revealing his big teeth that haven't been brushed for a long time: "Let's add one~!"

The group of idle hooligans had already gathered around and coaxed: "Add one! Add one! Add one!"

The woman blushed and tried to push Gao Yanei away: "Qingping the world, what's the reason, molesting my beloved!"

Gao Yanei was taken aback for a moment, and his smile was even more rippling!He moved his face closer: "Oh, you're still a young woman! It's more to my taste!"

A shadow of a hand passed by, and a slap across the face rippling on Gao Yanei's face!Gao Yanei's head was slapped to one side, and he slowly turned his head to touch the palm print on his face: "Ouch! Choking on a small chili pepper! It's more to my taste!"

A maid outside the circle of hooligans desperately tried to squeeze in, but this group of men surrounded and cheered tightly!Seeing that she couldn't squeeze in, she ran out of the Yuemiao in a panic, and ran straight to the Suanzao Gate while looking around. Coincidentally, from the gap in the dilapidated earthen wall of the vegetable field next to the Yuemiao, she saw Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen sitting down arm in arm and about to eat. liquor!

She hurriedly shouted: "Officials, stop drinking! Something has happened, something has happened!!!"

Lin Chong turned his head and saw that it was Jin'er, the maid at home: "Ah, what happened?"

Jin'er put on the flustered face at the end of the last chapter and repeated again: "Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: Why did Gao Li’s hidden line add to my troubles yesterday ==~

Sure enough, how much more each day depends on the mood and the deliciousness of each meal. . .

What is the relationship between ah and food==?

☆, Nobel couplet award! ?

Lu Zhishen immediately changed his face and slammed the wine glass!He pointed at the flustered Jin'er and said: "The Sajia said not to let the Sajia hear this sentence again next time! Are you all possessed by Mrs. Liu? Not only did you say it in front of the Sajia, you even said it twice in a row! "

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Jin'er hurriedly accompanied, "I just ran to the vegetable garden studio, so I didn't know you said such a thing!"

"That's right, I haven't heard you say that, brother." Lin Chong also nodded: "Let's see the villain's face and let her go this time."

Lu Zhishen pursed his lips, stuffed a large piece of meat into his mouth and turned his head away.

"Okay, okay, calm down, the sky is falling and I'm still holding it up." Lin Chong turned his head and took a sip of his wine, then smiled softly and handsomely at Jin'er: "Tell me what happened?"

Jin'er got a sense of relief from his smile, she took a few deep breaths and calmed down: "Well, after thinking about it, it's really not a big deal, it's just that my wife was surrounded by a group of hooligans in front of Wuyue Tower and asked for WeChat Momo gone."

"Pfft!!!" Lin Chong had just swallowed his sip of wine and spewed out after hearing this: "Go, go!" After saying that, he threw down the wine glass and flew across the gap in the earth wall and jumped out!It turned into a phantom and rushed towards Yuemiao!

"Brother! Come to visit another day! Forgive me!" Under the echo, Lu Zhishen turned his head and saw Jin'er circling in circles, being blown by the rushing wind: "Officer! You just agreed How calm are you!?"

Lin Chong took a deep breath to connect his mouth, chest cavity, abdominal cavity and chrysanthemum!The air sucked in from the mouth turned into a huge propulsion force and sprayed out from the chrysanthemum!He bent down like a Naruto to weaken the air resistance, his feet turned into countless phantoms and splashed countless dust!

The temple fair was originally peaceful and quiet, only to hear a violent tremor on the ground, Lin Chong poked in like a rocket, and the human body and pavements flew around!

That Gao Ya Nei was surrounded by a group of hooligans, enjoying the fun of wall-dong while squinting his eyes and baring his teeth, when a figure rushed towards him accompanied by the sound of fists and feet!The rogues in the surrounding circle flew all over the sky amidst the sound of fists and feet!In the rogue rain full of screams, a powerful hand slapped Gao Yanei's shoulder!Lin Chong raised his fist, and the anger surged violently on his fist, ready for the second boss: "What crime should be for molesting a good son!"

A large crowd of human bodies flying around here is not a good atmosphere for a date. Gao Yanei was wondering when he heard a question from behind him. He turned his head slowly and saw Lin Chong, so he said disdainfully: "Lin Chong, what are you doing?" You are a bird, how can you take care of it?"

Lin Chong recognized that this was the son of his immediate boss, so he softened his hand first: "This is my daughter-in-law!"

Gao Yanei was stunned: "Your daughter-in-law is your daughter-in-law, so what if I molested you?"

"..."

"You hit me, you come and hit me!" Gao Yanei put his face on Lin Chong's fist: "I told my godfather to deduct your salary and fire you! You come and hit me, you come and beat me!" !"

Lin Chong endured his anger and lowered his fist: "The villain dare not."

Gao Yanei stuck out his tongue at him, and put his other hand on his chin like a thinker and made a POSE!A line of words appeared on the left side of his body: It is better to fight for parents than to fight for talent, knowledge, and martial arts!A line of characters appeared on the right side of his body: In terms of romanticism and suaveness, whoever is like a cow of labor and capital!A row of banners appeared above his head: I am Gao Yanei!I feed myself bags of salt!

Gao Yanei held Mrs. Lin Chong's chin: "Look! Who is the real man? There is no future with this kind of person! Come with me, my godfather will cover you! What do you want? I'll buy all the rotten boghini LV labor-management godfathers for you!"

Lin Chong couldn't help complaining: "Master Ya Nei, your couplets are not against each other at all. Although you said that you used the word "Niubei" at the end for the sake of ease, what exactly is "Niubei"???"

"Baga!" Gao Yanei turned around and slapped Lin Chong: "I'm the master of Yamen! Where can you interrupt me when I write couplets? You can't understand this called irregular beauty!"

"What kind of couplets are they called if the battles are not neat..." Lin Chong covered his face and continued to complain, seeing that Gao Yanei was about to slap him again: "Ah no! Yanei's talents have surpassed the common sense of people on earth! Master Yanei just It’s time to open a personal pairing club!”

Gao Yanei squinted his eyes at the camera: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"However, no matter how wonderful the pairing of Mr. Ya Nei is, it is impossible not to publicize it. As the saying goes, the fragrance of wine is not afraid of the depth of the alley, but this is the era of information explosion. The depth of the alley is beyond the imagination of Mr. Ya Nei! Just buried like this?!" Lin Chong held his wife's hand in grief and said, "This is really the greatest regret of this century! Mr. Ya Nei can win the Nobel Prize for couplets! For Mr. Ya Nei, the Association of Friends can be held vigorously! The villain and his wife will first help Ya Nei to distribute leaflets and make small advertisements throughout Bianliang City!"

"Hey, let's go! The Nobel couplet prize! Labor and management are determined to win it!" Gao Yanei proudly hugged his arms and thought about the new couple: "The first couplet——today's sun is like that monkey's butt! The second couplet—— Your face is also like a monkey's butt! Hengpi... yes, Hengpi..." He looked around while thinking, and saw Lin Chong grabbing his wife's hand and walking away. . .

He shuddered: "No, no, why don't you stop labor and management! Leave your wife to labor and management!"

Lin Chong hugged the princess up, and his legs turned into two phantoms again, countless dust splashed from his feet!

Gao Yanei slapped his head and chased after him!

This Lin Chong is the coach of the 80 Imperial Army. Needless to say, his physique, even though he was hugging someone, he instantly moved Gao Yanei beyond the distance of a screen!

What's more, along the way, there are hawkers and pavements that Lin Chong bumped into when he was running, and there is a large cross-country obstacle course!Gao Yanei flicked the screen for two minutes and couldn't keep up. He yelled behind Lin Chong: "Lin Chong! Well run!! If you run labor again, my father will deduct your salary and fire you!!!"

"Sir..." Mrs. Lin looked at Lin Chong worriedly.

"My lord, at worst, I'll sell pancakes and fruits at a small stall." Lin Chong smiled softly at his wife, "Even if I go pick up excrement, scrub, bathe and sell kidneys, I can't hurt my precious lady."

"Master..." Mrs. Lin had a blush on her face, and she leaned her head in his arms.

How big should the world be?In fact, as long as the world is as big as one person's arms, it is enough.

The fleeting scenery, the warm sunshine, the breeze blowing, the broad chest, the gentle smile, I would like to give everything in this life in exchange for all these incomparable happiness.

Seeing that he had already run out of the Yuemiao Temple Fair, Gao Yanei's stamina had turned red, he staggered while holding onto the earthen wall beside him, and cursed: "Good job, Lin Chong! Good run!!! Report to godfather! Who cares what you do! Labor and management make it difficult for you to get along in this Bianliang city!!!”

"Who are you going to keep from getting along? Hmm???" A burst of rude questions surprised him, he raised his head and saw a big fat monk standing in front of him with his arms in his arms, surrounded by a big circle of hooligans With an impatient face.

"Lao-management is going to keep that Lin Chong from getting along!! Who are you, a bald donkey? You dare to block labor-management's way? Do you know who labor-management godfather is!?" Gao Yanei stretched out his hand and pushed Lu Zhishen.

Lu Zhishen didn't move at all, he cleared his throat and spit out sticky phlegm on Gao Yanei's face: "Who does the Sa family know which birdman you are and which birdman is your godfather?"

"Damn it!!!" Gao Ya Nei wiped his face with his sleeve and said in exasperation, "I'm going to report to my godfather right now! Let your bald donkey not be able to get along in Bianliang City!!!"

Lu Zhishen raised his globe-sized fist and punched Gao Yanei in the face!Gao Yanei felt dizzy for a while, flew out and crashed into the earthen wall of the vegetable garden!

Gao Yanei fell on the collapsed dirt wall and was stunned. He wiped his forehead with his hand until he slapped his blood: "Fuck you bald donkey!!! Labor and capital make you unable to get along! You can't get along!" !"

Lu Zhishen waved his hand and the rogues swarmed up: "Beat the Sajia! Hit the face and hit the crotch!! If you beat the Sajia to death, you are the Sajia!!! Let the Sajia not survive? The Sajia will make you unable to survive!!!"

☆, chewing Xuanmai babbling

That night, four people carried Gao Ya Nei, who was wrapped up like a mummy, back to the Taiwei Mansion from the back door on a stretcher bed.

Zhong Po belts came to visit with the wounds that Lin Chong had punched and kicked flying at that time. Seeing that the Ya Nei was in a daze and said nothing, he was lying on the bed like a pharaoh and had nothing to talk to, so they dispersed little by little.

Gradually there were no voices under the bed, Gao Yanei shed two lines of hot tears from his blue eyes, he turned his head slowly and found that there was the last person standing below, that was an idler named Fu An, known in the popi circle Dry head bird.He grinned wearily: "Fu'an...why are you still here?"

"Master Ya Nei, we have been hanging out together for many years anyway, seeing such a villain in Ya Nei, I'm afraid we won't be able to sleep when we go back."

Gao Yanei let out a long sigh: "Who in Bianliang doesn't tremble three times after hearing the name of godfather? Who is this fat monk? Are you really not afraid that I will report to godfather?"

"So what's bothering the yamen? Just tell the Taiwei to let the thief monk die without a place to bury him!"

Gao Yanei shook his head: "I had a brain twitch the day before yesterday and took advantage of his nap to dye his Mohawk hair cute pink! When I asked for pocket money yesterday, I was reprimanded by Haosheng for not getting any of them..."

Fu An was filled with righteous indignation: "Then the matter of the thief monk is over?"

"Let's let it go first...it's Mrs. Lin..." Gao Yanei let out a long sigh.

"I really don't know why Mrs. Lin's yamen is so troublesome. The yamen is afraid of Lin Chong's martial arts skills and dare not bully him? Lin Chong is so afraid of the Taiwei! Use the Taiwei to suppress him! If you don't obey, you can assassinate him at least, or ask for it at worst." His life!" Fu An's eyes rolled around in his eyes: "The villain has a trick, first let the Yamen hook up to Mrs. Lin!"

"Oh?" A light flashed in Gao Yanei's eyes: "Let's hear it!"

"The villain knows a man named Lu Qian. He is the Marquis of Yu in Taiwei's Mansion, and he is the same as Lin Chong. Let him come and lure Lin Chong out. Let's go to Lin Chong's house to create a romantic date for the yamen! Wife's house Water-based, wouldn’t you be able to coax it with a few sweet words? If it’s really not possible, Lord Ya Nei will overlord you!”

"It's okay... But it's not good to go to other people's homes to moles other people's wives..."

"There was a man named Wang Sheng in this Tokyo city, and he went to other people's homes to molest other people's husbands! A commoner can go to molest other people's husbands, so what is it for a yamen to molest a daughter-in-law?"

"Fuck, this one is even hotter! Go to someone else's house to moles someone else's husband!" Gao Yanei said approvingly: "One day I must get to know this Wang Sheng! Just call me this Lu Qian, if I can get my hands on Mrs. Lin I reward you heavily!"

Then Lu Qian's house is in the alley next to the Taiwei's mansion, and there is nothing he can do if he calls to listen, as long as he is promoted to a noble, he will not care about petty friendship.So he went to Lin Chong's house the next day.

Ever since Lin Chong took his wife home, he was just depressed. Although he could do it himself by picking manure, rubbing baths and selling kidney pancakes, it would be difficult for the Taiwei and Ya Nei to handle it. There was an instructor of the 80 Imperial Army before. His colleague Wang Jin was forced to escape from Tokyo, so he wanted to follow Wang Jin's old path, right?

While worrying, he heard someone knock on the door: "Is the teacher at home?" He went out and saw that it was Lu Qian: "Brother Lu! Long time no see!"

"Yo, what are you doing at home?"

"A bit boring."

Lu Qian twirled his mustache with his hands and said coquettishly: "Then go out with me to press the road and have a drink, and reminisce about the time that flew by like water."

"Pfft." Lin Chong came out happily: "Come on, let me see what you can remind me of."

Mrs. Lin chased to the door and shouted: "Master! Drink less and return early!"

Lin Chong responded and walked away side by side with Lu Qian. Lady Lin closed the door when she saw that she was far away, and she felt uneasy when she returned to the house.

There was another knock on the door, and someone shouted: "Ms. Lin! Your husband is drunk and we helped him back!"

Mrs. Lin was taken aback: "I just went out, why did I get drunk so quickly?" When I opened the door, I saw a mummy surrounded by a few rogues, and the mummy stared at her and said, "Ms. ! I miss you so much!"

Mrs. Lin slammed the door shut. She leaned on the door to gather herself and then opened the door again. The mummy choked with sobs: "My lady, why did you slam the door? Do you want your husband?"

She naturally knew Lin Chong's voice and physique. The mummy in front of her was not Lin Chong, but the voice was so familiar. Who was it?

Just as he was thinking, those hooligans swarmed up and squeezed in carrying Gao Ya Nei!The mummy sang affectionately to Mrs. Lin: "I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"

Lady Lin was quite frightened and stepped back a few steps and raised the big porcelain bottle: "Who!? Who are you!?"

"Wuuuuu, I forgot about him so quickly..." Gao Yanei's eyes were filled with tears: "I am your favorite husband—Gao Yanei!"

There was only a loud 'click', and Gao Yanei was stunned!The big porcelain bottle exploded viciously on his head!Mrs. Lin yelled: "So it's you, a stinky rascal! Come on, someone is playing a rascal!! There is a pervert molesting a good girl!!!"

As the porcelain exploded on the head, Gao Yanei's heart also exploded: "Oh shit! No one dares to say anything even if labor and management molested the emperor's concubine! Labor and management see you as a blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes!"

"This is the bloody misfortune of eight lifetimes!" Mrs. Lin raised a second large porcelain bottle and threw it on Gao Yanei's head!

"Okay! You don't have to drink a toast! If you don't want a sweet word, then labor and capital will be hard on you!" Gao Yanei yelled: "Retire! Labor and capital want the overlord to fight hard!"

"Yes!" All the rogues agreed and retreated, leaning against the door firmly!

The Overlord bows hard!When Gao Yanei thought of this word, he felt power surge all over his body! !That's right, it's this power!This prehistoric force that overwhelms mountains, seas and rivers! !He stared at Miss Lin obsessively. Although his body still suffered from the injuries from the group beating yesterday, he still said that he was in pain, but now I will release this prehistoric power! ! !

This prehistoric power was stirring all over his body!The circle of white gauze that hit the outside of the body bounced back. . .That's right, now I'm entangled into a mummy and have to be carried even to move. . .Gao Yanei couldn't help but groaned coquettishly: "To recruit! Ahhh, this sense of bondage..."

I saw Mrs. Lin holding up the vase: "Pervert!" Holding up the chair: "Rogue!!!" Holding up the table: "Shameless!!!" Holding up the toilet: "Ruffian!!!!" Holding up the gas stove: "Rogue!" !!!!!!" Holding up the gas tank: "Die!!!!!!"

In this way, all the furniture of Lin Chong's family was turned into a pile of fragments and reimbursed to Gao Yanei. Gao Yanei knelt on the ground and his face was full of brains: "Ya Butterfly... Madam, you are so violent..."

"Do you still remember that year when you and I climbed up the vent to peek at girls taking a bath?" Lu Qian smiled and pointed to the exhaust fan above the bathroom.

"When I was young, I thought it was women who didn't understand, but when I grew up, I realized that I couldn't even understand myself." Lin Chong sighed.

"Do you still remember what you and I ate here?" Lu Qian smiled and pointed to a septic tank.

"When I was young, I thought Xiang would be delicious, but when I grow up, I realize that people's ways of the world are even more unpalatable." Lin Chong sighed.

"Do you still remember that year when you and I stood on the gate tower and said we wanted to save the world?" Lu Qian pointed at the gate tower with a smile.

"When I was young, I said I wanted to save the world, but when I grow up, I realize that the whole world is saving me." Lin Chong sighed.

"Brother Lin, what's wrong? Haven't you always been a sunny boy?" Lu Qian looked at Lin Chong's face.

"Sigh, a man has nothing to do with himself, he surrendered to a villain, and suffered from such humiliation!"

"Huh? What happened?"

"The son of the Taiwei, Gao Yanei, molested my wife. If he wanted to beat him up, he couldn't beat him." Lin Chong sighed.

"It's just that the Yamen doesn't recognize my sister-in-law." Lu Qian persuaded him to point to the restaurant in front of him: "Brother, rest up, come and have a few drinks with me."

Lin Chong lowered his head and walked into the restaurant with Lu Qian, and a voice came from behind him: "Coach Lin! Coach Lin Chong!!! Don't go in for a drink!" He turned his head and saw a rogue in a panic Lin Chong also recognized that this person was Fu An because he had been by Gao Yanei's side all year round.

Na Fu An ran up to him and panted heavily: "Coach Lin! Hurry up and go home! The yamen is stubborn and won't let us touch your wife. Your wife is about to kill someone by smashing the yamen while chewing Xuanmai!"

☆, cerebral concussion, brain shaking, cerebellum ringing

Xuanmai is a sugar-free chewing gum, famous for its super super lasting power, and has a rough advertising slogan that can't stop at all.

The moment when the porcelain explodes on the human head is really addictive, and this addiction is even more addictive when paired with Xuanmai!Simply can not stop!

However, the porcelain at home is not unlimited, so while feeding it to Ms. Lin to show off, Jin'er stuffed those objects that originally belonged to the kitchen into Ms. Lin's hands, such as the gas stove and gas tank mentioned in the previous chapter. Lah, and the frying pan and stove that are about to be handed to Mrs. Lin.

"Fuck the stove!!!" The remaining rogues were stunned: "Can this thing be taken off casually!? And when did this maid come out!? And still Lord Ya Nei had his brains smashed out in the last chapter, and if this continues, he will die!!"

"My lady." Gao Ya Nei knelt on the floor amidst the broken pieces of porcelain and furniture, with snot, tears, blood and brains running all over the place: "I'm sorry to see you! Even a hard-hearted man should be turned around by me!"

The pan hit Gao Yanei's face with a bang!Mrs. Lin took it from Jin'er