Water Xu Chuan

Something dragged the stench and hit Du Qian's nose!

"My handsome, majestic, handsome nose!" Du Qian covered the bridge of his nose and took a few steps back, then pulled out a piece of Lin Chong and a piece of Wang Lun from the bridge of his nose. Villain: "Little Wanwan!"

"What?"

"You are becoming more and more likable! You can eat whatever you want! I just came back from today's lunch!" He pinched the two villains and opened his mouth wide!

"Do you know that there are four stresses, five beauties and three passions! Food hygiene and safety cannot be ignored! At least wash it before eating!" Lin Chong protested solemnly!

"It's not a matter of washing it! Xiaoqianqian is me! You shut up!" Wang Lun's howl made Du Qian's movements stop, Du Qian closed his mouth and blinked his eyes for a long time: " Ah, who is this person? Why is he a bit suspicious of the owner?"

"Not the suspected master! I am the master!"

"Our master Jianghu is known as a white-clothed scholar! The most important thing is to get out of the mud without staining the white clothes, never soiling the PK and messing up the hairstyle! Who are you, the guy full of Xiang?"

"He is the complete evolution of your master, the white-clothed scholar--the Xiangyi scholar." Lin Chong explained.

"Perfect body?" Du Qian was taken aback: "This is no different from the master except for the Xiang sticking on his body! Does it only need to stick Xiang Xiang on his body to evolve to a perfect body?"

"That's right!" Lin Chong nodded his head: "Just roll it lightly, and your combat power will double! You will never fall behind that stupid guy in grabbing food! Eat well and smell good!"

"I want to evolve into a perfect body too!" Du Qian made up his mind and put Lin Chong and Wang Lun on the ground and strode away to find the cesspool. . .Looking at his back, Wang Lun heaved a sigh of relief, and he patted Lin Chong on the shoulder approvingly: "You still have great strengths! Without you, we can't get out of the giant's belly! I've decided , as long as you have nothing to do with Xiao Jinjin, I will allow you to join the group and take the fourth position!"

Finally able to live a stable life. . .After a while, find someone to go to Tokyo to inquire about the news and take the lady over. . .Lin Chong silently shed two lines of tears in the heavy snow: "You have feces on your hands..."

"..." Wang Lun quickly flashed back to the cottage, took a shower, changed his clothes, flashed back to Lin Chong refreshed, and patted him on the shoulder again: "Every leader in Liangshanbo has his own duties, you Number four is no exception!"

Lin Chong wiped away the two lines of tears on his face: "I have the shit you just slapped on my shoulder..."

"..." Wang Lun pressed his hands on the snow in pain and wiped them randomly: "You are the fourth in charge, and you are in charge of hunting food for Xiao Qianqian and Xiao Wanwan!"

"Hunting...food?" Lin Chong blinked suspiciously, changed his clothes in an instant, and carried a simple knife and pestle in the small woods at the foot of Liangshan Po Mountain.

What did the giant eat?It is a cannibal.What does hunting for food for giants do?Of course it is. . .Lin Chong saw a man carrying a shoulder pole and wearing a felt hat walking on the road ahead, so he jumped out of the woods!

The man was taken aback and yelled: "Ah! Good man! Let the Sa family go without any money with them!"

Lin Chong pointed at him with a plain knife: "I don't want money! I want people!"

"An important person!?" The man was taken aback again: "Fuck, Sajia is a man! Big brother, how hungry and thirsty are you? You have already robbed the man!?"

Lin Chong held his forehead in pain: "Damn it, don't make up your mind casually, okay! My famous name in my life!"

"You strongman, if you want to rob money, forget it and you will rob sex! If you want to rob sex, you can still rob the sex of a man! Can a strong man rob anything? How unprofessional!" That man Pulled out a simple knife from behind and lifted the felt hat!

I saw that the face under the hat was a strange blue color!When I first saw it, I thought it was a demon kid emerging from somewhere!Lin Chong was also taken aback and exclaimed: "Ah! There are black people, white people and yellow people in this world! It is said that there are still people with green blood and blue blood in some remote areas! Where did this blue race come from? people!?"

The man roared angrily: "Sajia, this is a birthmark! It's a birthmark!! Birthmark!!!"

"Your birthmark covers your entire face!? Damn you, you're still spoiling your family! What kind of Lu Zhishen's character design are you copying!"

"Sajiacao is the self-proclaimed name of people from Kansai in the Song Dynasty! You said that Neilu Zhishen and Sajia are just fellow villagers! Sajia's character design has never copied anyone!"

"Then don't call yourself a sajia!"

"...Saying the house! You not only plundered men's sex, but also insulted my birthmark and my personality!" The man threw down his shoulder pole and rushed towards Lin Chong with a plain knife!

I saw Lin Chong collided with that man aggressively!The two spun rapidly for five and a half weeks, stirring up countless snowflakes, put Pu Dao behind their backs and stretched out their arms facing each other!

I saw the arms of the two of them piercing the Changhong, as if startling a dragon, just like Zhou Botong's left and right fighting each other!

"Two little bees! Flying among the flowers! Hum!" Lin Chong and the man came out of the rock together!

"How can it be repaired! Hum!" Lin Chong and the man unleashed the scissors together!

"It's too much! Hum!" Lin Chong and the man rushed out of the cloth together!

"Buzz, buzz, buzz!!!" The two people's continuous guessing punches created a turbulent air current!That airflow set off a blizzard and reached the sky, blowing away the heavy snow and thick dark clouds flying overhead!

At this time, the snow is light and the sky is clear, and the clouds are all scattered!Stepping on a piece of ice by the stream, two murderous auras gushed out from the bank!Back and forth, fight until 250 rounds regardless of victory or defeat!The two couldn't help feeling sorry for each other, the hero and the hero both jumped out of the circle!

"That man, who are you!? You are amazing! You can fight against me to such an extent, the villain admires you!" Lin Chong clasped his fists!

The man also clasped his fists: "The Sa family is the descendant of three generations of generals, the grandson of Yang Linggong, whose surname is Yang Mingzhi. Because of the birthmark on his face, people in Jianghu call him the blue-faced beast."

"Ah! It turned out to be the legendary green-faced beast Yang Zhishi! Disrespect and disrespect! The villain was originally Lin Chong, the instructor of the 80 Imperial Guards in Tokyo, but he was framed by Gao Qi and fell here as a bandit."

Yang Zhi was also taken aback: "Ah! Could it be that you are the one who is called Leopard Head by people in the Jianghu? I have heard the name for a long time!"

"Don't dare...how did envoy Yang Zhi end up here?"

"The first emperor wanted to build a Long Live Mountain, and sent the Sa family to carry the flowers and stones, but the boat capsized in the Yellow River, and he was convicted of a felony and could not return to Beijing. Now that the new emperor has succeeded to the throne, the Sa family wants to go back to Beijing to seek an official position. .”

"Emissary Yang Zhi is also a military officer. When he returns to Beijing, he must go to Taiwei Mansion to serve under the supervision of Gao Qiu." Lin Chong sighed and shook his head: "Why bother to return to Beijing and be controlled by villains?"

"The Sa family doesn't want to insult the name of their ancestors." Yang Zhi clasped his fists together: "The Sa family still has to go back to Tokyo."

Lin Chong let out a long sigh: "If I arrive in Tokyo, I still have to ask my wife to report my safety. If there is someone who is convenient, it would be best to write a letter."

"Sajia remembers, Coach Lin don't worry." Yang Zhi cupped his fists at Lin Chong.

"Hurry up and get out of Liangshanbo before dark." Lin Chong cupped his fists at Yang Zhi and harassed each other.

The dark clouds in the sky gradually gathered, and the snowflakes fluttered slowly. Lin Chong looked at Yang Zhi's back, and his thoughts had already flown along this snowy path to that distant Tokyo, that familiar former residence, a very sad place, Gradually, he was speechless and choked.

☆. Soak Qiqi with shiny eye drops for 49 days

"Although it is said that there is no never-ending feast in life, but lady, why are you so cruel!" Gao Yanei lay on the bed in pain and wept bitterly: "Oh, I can't even be right with you..."

Gao Qiu looked at Gao Yanei's pale and thin face and didn't think about eating or drinking, and felt very depressed: "My child, forget about her, in this huge Tokyo city, whoever's father you like will send someone to catch you! As the saying goes, the dead are long gone." Well, why do you bother with this one person?"

Gao Yanei rolled on the bed crackling: "My lady! I can't forget you! Daddy, you can catch me ten thousand good families to fill the void in my heart!"

Gao Qiu jumped up: "Fake! Ten thousand!? Do you still let Daddy wear this black gauze!?"

Gao Yanei continued to roll on the bed crackling: "My lady!!!"

Let’s say that Yang Zhi traveled for a few days and arrived in Tokyo today. He remembered Lin Chong’s incident in his heart. After finding a place to stay, he went straight to Lin Chong’s house and knocked on the door: “Hello! Is this Lin Chong’s teacher Lin?”

"Oh? Are you looking for Coach Lin?" As soon as the door opened, a man came out!Yang Zhi was taken aback, what's going on?How does the news that this lady has remarried relate to Lin Chong?

"Someone is looking for Coach Lin!" The man greeted the room, and a woman came out and saluted Yang Zhi.

Yang Zhi returned the salute dully, only to hear the woman say: "My family is Jin'er, the maid of Teacher Lin's family. The teacher was framed and sent to Cangzhou, and disappeared after burning the forage yard. The lady was forced to marry by Gao Yanei and died by hanging herself. Teacher Zhang died because of his daughter. It’s been more than half a year since I passed away with excessive grief, and only this business was left to be entrusted to Jin’er before she died.”

How should I talk to Lin Chong about the ruin of this family?Yang Zhi sighed: "Sajia was entrusted by the coach to ask for news. If so, the coach must have given up. Let's disturb each other."

It's not easy to live. . .Yang Zhi left Lin Chong's house full of sadness.

The Sa family only counted on their own abilities, and fought for their wives and sons at the border with a knife and a gun, and also fought for their ancestors, but they fell to this point because of Dianhua Shigang's guilt. . .After thinking about it, he came to Taiwei's mansion, the guards at the door and the informant disappeared, he hesitated for a while, then walked in by himself.

I saw all the civil servants in the main hall of Taiwei Mansion posing in all kinds of weird poses, some with a horse, some with a golden rooster standing alone, some with scissors piercing their nostrils, some with a chrysanthemum as a fulcrum, spinning and jumping In Swan Lake, Gao Qiu was sitting on the table blowing his beard and staring: "No way! Are you so capable? How can you make Xiao Ya Nei laugh if you can't even make me laugh!? If you can't make Xiao Ya Nei laugh, I will kill you Fire them all! Fire them!!! Fire them all!!!”

After emphasizing the dismissal three times, Gao Qiu found Yang Zhi who was poking around: "Hey! That blue-faced one! Look at your face, are you from the circus I just called?"

Yang Zhi had no choice but to come forward and salute and sing promises: "Sajia is not a circus, and Sajia's complexion is pure natural, pollution-free and pure green."

"It's not the Taiwei's mansion of the circus, and I haven't seen you before. Who are you?" Gao Qiu said angrily.

"The Sajia is definitely not a suspicious person! The beginning of this volume is a bit procrastinated. The author decided to let the Sajia go straight to the point - Sajia is here to apply for a job!"

"Well, your blue face is suitable for acrobatics." Gao Qiu nodded: "If you can make Xiao Ya Nei laugh, you can choose the position under me!"

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!Yang Zhi struttingly followed Gao Qiu into the inner room of Taiwei's mansion. Gao Yanei was sinking his face into the quilt, and the whole quilt had been soaked by his tears: "My lady..."

Yang Zhi smugly covered his face with his hands and opened his mouth in a mysterious tone: "Master Ya Nei...Look at Sajia!"

Gao Yanei raised his head and looked at him in confusion, only to see that Yang Zhi moved his hands away to reveal his big green face and made a big grimace!Those eyes roll their eyes, their nostrils turn up, their mouths are wide open, showing a mouth full of teeth: "Meow!!!"

Gao Yanei jumped up from the bed and kicked him in the face: "Fuck, I scared my father to death!!!"

"Ah——" Yang Zhi screamed and fell into the dust, Gao Qiu waved his hands impatiently: "Get out, get out! Useless things!"

Two soldiers with big arms and round waists rushed forward with a puff, one of them held the arm that looked like it, and Yang Zhi stretched out his hand to Gao Qi: "Master Taiwei, give the Sa family another chance! The Sa family will return it with one word You will be independent as a golden rooster! You can also stick scissors hands into your nostrils and jump into Swan Lake with a chrysanthemum as a fulcrum!"

"Opportunity is like life, there is no opportunity to start from scratch!" Gao Qi waved his hand: "Shoot out with a stick!"

Yes, opportunity is like life, there is no opportunity to start from scratch.

Yang Zhi was thrown in front of Taiwei's mansion in a dispirited state, thinking that the way he made a funny face just now was really bad, even if the horse, golden rooster and independent scissors were stabbed into his nostrils with chrysanthemums as the fulcrum, Swan Lake was plagiarizing those civil servants in the mansion creativity.

I knew it would be better to stab my nostrils with my toes and scissors, and jump into Swan Lake with Tintin as the fulcrum. . .

I am a warrior myself, where can I go if the Taiwei Mansion doesn't accept me?He went into a tavern with a depressed face, bought a chicken leg rice and added eight chicken legs, bought a plate of sauced beef and added two cows, bought a bowl of daughter red and added a wine tank, after eating and drinking Go to the hotel in a daze and fell asleep.

Well, the author is also like this. Once he is in a bad mood, his appetite will skyrocket, and in the end there will only be empty wallets and full fat.

When eating, I often remind myself: I can’t continue eating!If you go on like this, you will be fat to death!I will be so fat that I can't wear many old clothes!It will be too late to lose weight if you are fat enough to become a pig!

But why can't I control my mouth.

Sure enough, the best way is to lose all the money when you are in a good mood, and then you have no money to buy food when you are in a bad mood. What a good idea.

After half a week like this, when Yang Zhi finished eating the chicken leg on top of the chicken leg rice and added a chicken leg as a routine, he found that he had no money in his pocket.

He calmly continued to eat and add more, and said to the shop waiter after he was full, "Sajia forgot to bring his wallet, Sajia comes to eat every day, so put it in the account first."

This distinguished VIP Sajia really came to eat every day. Thanks to his turnover these days, the waiter in the shop nodded and bowed down to record the account.

But this is not going to work.When Yang Zhi walked out of the store, he started to worry. He went back to Tokyo and failed to get an official job. He accidentally ate up all the money. He still has to live. .

He groped his whole body, and he only had martial arts and an ancestral treasured sword that he carried with him, so he felt compelled to pull out the precious sword with a bang!

The sound of the knife being unsheathed was like a tiger howling, and the forest light was like thunder!He drew a circle on the ground and made a gesture: "The Sajia came to Tokyo to seek a job! I don't want to spend money and eat up everything! I have no choice but to perform art! I hope those who have money passing by will be rewarded for money! Those who have no money will be rewarded for personal value!" The precious sword danced!

That person's blue face was weird enough, and the knife was so cold that it shone so coldly that people couldn't open their eyes. All the passers-by gathered around, squinted their eyes and clapped their hands in applause!

Gathering so many people can also exchange a lot of money, if you earn a lot, it would be great to perform martial arts while doing martial arts in Tokyo!Yang Zhi thought this way, when the set of saber skills was over, the surrounding people applauded and reached into the money bag to take out the silver!

Just when the silver was about to be thrown into the circle under Yang Zhi's feet, the people in the outer circle shouted: "Run! The big bug is coming!"

This shout was like a starting gun, and all the onlookers ran away at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint, leaving Yang Zhi who was still standing in the circle with a smile on his face.

Yang Zhi swept around and there was not even a human hair left, and no one threw out even a copper coin on the ground.The worm is coming?This Tokyo city is the capital of the country!A big bug appeared on Guodu Street?He looked around, only to see a big black man walking towards him, swaying from side to side, swaying from drinking to drinking.

The big man pointed at Yang Zhi, who was still in pain: "Fuck you man! The knife in your hand dazzles your eyes! Did you put shiny eye drops on it!"

"Sparkle your sister! Sajia, this is a precious sword handed down from the ancestors! The materials and forging techniques are there, so it will shine naturally!"

"Show your sister, this bird knife!" The big man snatched the knife over with his hands: "Your knife must have been soaked in sparkling eye drops for 49 days! How much is it for?"

☆, the profound thoughts that the wife, wife, and grandfather want to express

The crowd of onlookers who had been scattered just now gradually gathered back, watching and discussing at the same time.

Who do you think that big man is?He is a well-known rogue in Tokyo, known as Niu Er, a hairless worm, who spends all day making troubles on the street, making troubles without reason, and the government can't deal with him, so everyone around him ran away when he came.

Niu Er snatched Yang Zhi's knife with his hands: "This knife is so flashy! How much is it for?"

Yang Zhi snatched the knife back with his hands: "Sajia sells art, not body!"

"Bah, who wants to buy your body! I want to buy your knife!"

This knife was left by my ancestors to fight with me, although I really need money now. . .Yang Zhi hesitated for a while: "This knife is as identical as the body of the Sajia family! Three thousand coins, if there is a penny less, I won't sell it!"

"Your body is worth three thousand guan! But I am! What kind of bird knife or bird man is worth three thousand guan!" Niu Er spat on the ground disdainfully, then snatched the knife back and ran away !

What kind of troubled world is this? I was traveling on the road, but I happened to meet someone who didn't rob money and people!I sell art on the street, but I meet someone who buys neither art nor body, but buys a knife!If you are not satisfied with the price, grab it and run away!

Yang Zhi hurriedly chased after him: "Dear~! Don't run away! You can get a discount! There are gifts! Free shipping!"

Niu Er turned his head and roared: "Don't mention it! I only have three pennies in my pocket! You can't afford even a discount! You can keep the gift for yourself! The only thing worth more than your whole body is two kidneys! Post? I'm bah! I'll face you and bread your sister!"

"If you have no money, why do you go to Taobao, Tmall, JD.com, or the streets! Return the sajia knife!"

"Let's do this! Equivalent exchange!" Niu Er slammed his feet across the street and rubbed a long brake mark on the street. Yang Zhi braked synchronously and stopped in front of him. Niu Er pointed to the tip of his nose: "Equivalent exchange!" Exchange, listen up, blue-faced idiot!"

"The Sajia called Yang Zhi, you are a green-faced idiot, and your whole family is green-faced idiots!"

"You just said that this knife is the same as your body. I will exchange this knife for your body now. How about it? It's affordable! It's worth it! Be excited!"

Yang Zhi was stunned: "Are you stupid or are you acting like a fool?"

"Yo! Don't change and pull down!" Niu Er turned around and wanted to run!Yang Zhi stretched out his hand and grabbed the back of his neck by the collar: "After stealing other people's things, you have to replace them with things! Is there anyone like you!?"

"I'm the boss in Tokyo! If I see something, don't say it's you, even the emperor can't stop me!" Niu Er hugged the knife tightly in his arms!

Yang Zhi grabbed him with one hand and went to get the knife with the other. Niu Er twisted and couldn't move, so he just pulled out the knife!The light of the knife followed his wrist and reflected Yang Zhi's face: "You let go! If you don't let go again, I will kill you with a knife and let you separate!"

"Oh, I'm going to be separated from the chrysanthemum! Come on, come on!" Yang Zhi deliberately pulled his body and twisted the chrysanthemum!

Niu Er is upset, this is the first time anyone on this street dares to challenge his authority like this!It's time to rebuild your prestige!I saw a green light from his eyes, and his big head shot across the middle of the screen!The saber pierced through Changhong and stabbed at Yang Zhi's twisting chrysanthemum: "Golden gold wow, it's so cool!"

Only two silent metal friction sounds were heard!The scene of blood splatter in Niu Er's imagination did not appear. He fixed his eyes and saw that Yang Zhi had caught the blade of the treasured sword firmly with the chrysanthemum!

Yang Zhi added with a calm face: "Yang's Cheats - Empty chrysanthemum meets white sword."

Niu Er grabbed the treasured knife with both hands and twisted it left and right, only to see that the chrysanthemum did not move at all!He twisted for a long time and said out of breath: "I lost... The secret book of the Yang family you just mentioned, could it be the legendary secret book of the generals of the Yang family!?"

"That's right, the Sa family is the grandson of Yang Linggong, and Yang Linggong is Yang Ye, the father of Yang Liulang!" When mentioning the family history, Yang Zhi was full of pride and pride.

Niu Er knelt down on the ground with a thud: "Your technique of empty chrysanthemum and white blade is really amazing! Master, please be respected by your apprentice! Teach me!"

"En." Yang Zhi stroked his beard proudly: "The chrysanthemum has been the most vulnerable part of the human body since ancient times, and the act of going upstairs will completely expose this most vulnerable part to the enemy's grasp. Every good man always covers his buttocks with one hand when he goes upstairs! This action is really indecent, so the wife, wife, and grandpa of the Sajia invented this trick! Free your buttocks when you go upstairs Hands! Let the attackers behind you tremble at the mighty defense of your chrysanthemum!"

"Wow! Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Grandpa! Why is this title the same as what Big Big Wolf said! My God! This skill is so awesome, please teach me!"

"First of all," Yang Zhi turned his back and pointed to his chrysanthemum: "The first quarter, take a step!"

I saw a rhythmic rhythm coming from the chrysanthemum, and the rhythm gradually spread from the chrysanthemum to infect the whole street!Niu Er felt that his chrysanthemums were breathing with the rhythm!