Water Xu Chuan

Circular motion of magnitude!In an instant, the man was turned into a propeller by Duan Wanglun and flew up!

Flying out of Duanwang's mansion, there were really loud cries, especially in the sky above, the strong air current and the impact of resentment contained in those wailing sounds could be strongly felt!Where did these turmoil and resentment come from?That's right, because of the sound waves generated by those cries, because of the water vapor released by the melting of those tears, and because of the helplessness that I have to cry even though the emperor is dead, which has nothing to do with me. . .Duan Wang didn't cry at first, but he was soaked into tears by the sound waves, water vapor and helplessness on the way from Duan Wang's mansion to Longyou Palace. . .

The crying in the palace was even more tragic. In the air, the water vapor formed by those tears could be seen violently swaying the distant scenery, and the place where the water vapor in the palace is the strongest is the Longyou Palace. !

The queen mother, the empress dowager must be very sad to lose her beloved son!King Duan felt uncomfortable, so he hurriedly picked the most spacious hall at the entrance of the palace as a landing pad and landed slowly.

As soon as it landed, there were two people standing on the main hall at the entrance of the Longyou Palace. The two of them were crying because of the touching place, and the empress dowager was sitting there with a dignified expression on the opposite side of the main hall.

Who is this queen mother?Well, the year in the book is 1100. Spoiler alert, she died in the first month of 1101. She is such a sad, semi-showy character.But because of her, two emperors, Zhezong and Huizong, were established in the Northern Song Dynasty. It has to be said that her influence on the entire history of the Song Dynasty was very profound and far-reaching.

And at this time she was engaged in a very serious matter!

Song Zhezong died suddenly at the age of 25 and had no children, so choosing the next emperor was a very painful thing. . .Duan Wang rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, only to see that the two standing above the hall were Jian Wang Zhao Si and Shen Wang Zhao Bi. . .This Zhao Si is not the Asian dance king Nicholas Zhao Si, but the younger brother of Duan Wang with the same father and mother, and this Zhao Bi is his half brother, the oldest among all the brothers, and the most righteous guy who will be the emperor , this must be a competition for the position of the next emperor!

A jade basin was placed in front of each of them, Zhao Si's jade basin was connected under him, and Zhao Bi's jade basin was ten meters away at a 45-degree angle in front of him on the right.That's right!This is the ultimate showdown held by the queen mother to choose the next emperor-name it the big challenge of whoever cries to the brim first can be the next emperor!

Zhao Sizheng was crying with all his strength and concentration, seeing that the jade basin in front of him was already half full of tears, and his eyes were already red and swollen from crying.There seemed to be a lake of tears condensed under Zhao Bi's feet, but there was not a single tear in his jade basin. . .A triumphant smile appeared on the Queen Mother's face.

That's right, Zhao Bi is congenitally blind and blind. Although the lacrimal gland can still be used normally, the basin was dragged aside. . .After all, this child is not his own, and after such a challenge, it is clear that he wants to make his own son Zhao Si the emperor!

However, Duan Wang suddenly dropped from mid-air, he threw the disfigured human propeller to the side, and ran into the hall all wet, crying loudly: "Mom!!! back!!!!!!"

The matter of choosing the emperor can be said to be extremely confidential. Once this kind of matter is played out, the world will be in chaos!Originally, the next emperor was decided among these two, but suddenly a Duan Wang was parachuted down halfway!Even the queen mother was shocked!Has the air defense system in the palace been paralyzed because of Zhezong's death? ?

That Duan Wang ran wildly crying like a child: "Mother!!! Queen!!!!" Then he tripped over the jade basin of Shen Wang Zhao Yu with a slap, and he got up tenaciously, Then he twisted his wet pajamas hard, and the water vapor stored when flying over Tokyo city filled a basin like a sluice!Unsatisfied with twisting the pajamas and twisting a pot full of them, the back-end king twisted his hair again, and twisted his fat again. In an instant, the entire Longyou Palace hall was flooded with golden mountains!

His body was finally dry, and he rushed towards the Queen Mother, crying and screaming on the waves: "Mother!!! Empress!!!!!!"

When King Duan threw himself into the arms of the Empress Dowager, the Empress Dowager Xiang suddenly felt a warmth in the harem after a long absence. . .This trace of warmth has not been felt for many years since her husband Song Shenzong passed away, and now Zhao Ji's child has once again made her mother's love explode and found this trace of warmth. . . (Prince Duan's name is Zhao Ji)

Duan Wang threw himself into the arms of the long-lost queen mother, burst into tears like a child, and nodded to the queen mother who hugged him affectionately and stroked his hair, watching him wring a jade basin full of tears.

That's right, whether it's Ji'er or Si'er, aren't they all their own children?What's more, Ji'er is older than Si'er. . . (Ji'er, Si'er, Zhao Ji, Zhao Si)

She caressed King Duan and sighed with satisfaction: "King Duan was the first to cry to fill a jade basin! I declare that King Duan is the emperor!"

The eunuchs below did not dare to be negligent, and hurriedly greeted loudly like a repeater: "For the emperor! For the emperor! For the emperor!"

This shout filled the entire palace like an echo in Longyou Palace!

Two hours later, Zhao Si finally cried a lot. He rubbed his eyes that were about to go blind from crying and raised his head: "Mother! My son is full of tears!"

However, there was no one in the main hall, only him and two basins were left. . .He opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Na... Nani? What Happened?"

The author has something to say: The wedge chapter is finally coming to an end.

☆, the pit is so respectful

In 1100 A.D., Zhezong of Song Dynasty died, and Empress Dowager Xiang made King Duan the emperor in the same month. In the following year, he was renamed Jianzhong Jingguo, known as Huizong of Song Dynasty in history.

Duan Wang sat lonely on the resplendent and magnificent dragon chair, and an eunuch below held up a small blackboard with a year later and slowly walked over.

Two lines of tears flashed across the corners of King Duan's eyes: "Mother! It's clear that you only appeared in the last chapter, and the author just spoiled you in 1101 and then died, but I didn't expect you to go so fast!" (Details Middle of Chapter 4)

With a poof, the Queen Mother poked a hand out of the grave: "Fuck, it's really fast, no matter what, it's so fucking fast!!!"

Duan Wang let out a long sigh: "However, the deceased is long gone, mother, you can rest assured, Gu... Ah bah, I will govern the country of Song Dynasty well!" The grief of losing the mother and the realization of the heavy burden on the shoulders complement each other.

Smiling kindly to the Queen Mother, he slowly withdrew the hand that poked out the grave, and the two young eunuchs anxiously mixed buckets of cement trying to fill up the leaked grave.

King Duan lifted his head up, his eyes shot out two golden lights, and his whole body jumped off the dragon chair: "Chachachacha! I'm the emperor now! I'm the emperor! Hahahahahaha! I think You can do whatever you want! Buy two deep-fried dough sticks, eat one and throw one away! Buy two bowls of soy milk and drink one bowl! It’s time to play off! Come on!”

"The servant is here!" Countless eunuchs from His Royal Highness knelt down and bowed down.

"This palace is too solemn and solemn, not small enough to be fresh and artistic!" Prince Duan took out a map of the palace and rubbed ink on it: "What is this big house here for?"

"Go back to the emperor, that's the gate of Zhongshu Provincial Mansion."

"Not good, let me change it to Jinshi Pavilion! Here! What is this big warehouse for?"

"Return to the emperor, that is the Food and Grass Department of the military department."

"Not good, let me change it to Flower, Bird and Fish Market! Here! What is this large open space for?"

"Go back to the emperor, that's where the cavalry is trained."

"Not good, let me plant grass and turn it into a kicking venue!" Huh?kick. . .Ju?Duan Wang blinked for a while and his eyes were still. He thought of the day before the start of the whole process of ascension to the throne. . .That's right, on the day Emperor Zhezong died, he stood on a large circular court and said to a man: 'Oh ho ho ho ho!Gao Aiqing, I will appoint you as a minister of Cuju in the future! '

Duan Wang almost jumped up, his succession to the throne was too sudden, and the enthronement and other busy schedules were also very sudden and tossed, and Gao Aiqing even forgot about Cuju Minister!He slapped the palace map aside with a sleeve: "Fuck, I forgot about it! You are not kidding! Come on! Arrange the guard of honor, I want to show my respect!"

"Go back to the emperor, if you are respectful, the slave will take the emperor to the place of reincarnation of the five grains. If you can't wait for the slave to bring you the golden basin, there is no need to arrange a guard of honor."

"Ah bah! It's not going out of Gong, it's going out of the palace!"

"Back to the emperor, if the emperor wants to leave the palace, he needs to book the route and the accompanying people several days in advance. How can it be child's play."

"Fake!" Duan Wang kicked the eunuch somersaults: "I am so willful! I am leaving the palace now! Whoever dares to stop Gu will have his head cut off! Gu will see who dares to stop me! "After saying that, he went out of the palace without looking back!

As Duan Wang rushed out of the palace gate first, the whole Tokyo city was boiling. After all, this is the son of heaven, and his rarity is like a dinosaur. He only hears his name but cannot see his real body.Just like Song Zhezong who died last year, the people cried like grandparents and didn't know what the crying wife looked like, but now they are all feasting their eyes!This explosive news spread all over the streets and alleys in an instant, causing all the people to poke their heads out: "The emperor has come out of the palace!!!"

This is so anxious that the group of court ladies, eunuchs, guards and ministers behind him will have their heads chopped off if the emperor has said that whoever stops them first, who dares to stop them?They clattered behind King Duan and roared loudly: "Detour, excuse me, the emperor has come out!!!"

And Duan Wang ignored the eyes of passers-by and galloped all the way to the green field in his memory. . .It has been a year, this hard waiting must be extremely difficult!It must be a difficult life to be let down just after seeing Cuju's hope!Gao Aiqing, I'm sorry for you!

When the green field in memory came into view, tears seemed to flash in Duan Wang's eyes. . .For more than a year, the grass on the entire green field has grown as high as a person, and it seems that no one trims them anymore. . .This large piece of luxuriant grass is like Gao Aiqing's lush despair. . .

Duan Wang stood outside the cuju field and sighed. The breakup and promise made under the sunset a year ago are still vivid in his memory, but Gao Aiqing has disappeared in a flash, and even this green field has been abandoned for a long time. This scene makes people feel that things are right and people are wrong. . .With tears in his eyes, he turned his head and looked at the court ladies, eunuchs, eunuchs, guards and ministers who had just caught up with him tiredly and smiled bitterly: "Come here, spread paper and ink for me."

A table was brought over, and Wang Duan picked up a brush and dipped the ink on the rice paper and wrote the following lines——

Aiqing has already gone by Cuju, and there is only greenery here.

Cuju is gone forever, and the greenery is empty for thousands of years.

There are chrysanthemums in Bianliang trees, and eight-treasure porridge with luxuriant grass.

Where is the Hercules Cup? The World Cup is worrying.

The court ladies, eunuchs, guards and ministers around hurriedly clapped their hands: "Wonderful! This poem uses the images of Gao Aiqing, Cuju field, chrysanthemum and other images to express the author's uncontrollable depression and his desire to express this depression. , but this situation will only aggravate the depression and make this depression skyrocket to a higher level! The end is a deep lament for the Hercules Cup and the World Cup, expressing the author's concern for the country and the people and for our country's football that will not win the World Cup after 1000 years Painful whipping!"

Duan Wang sighed and put the brush aside at a 45-degree angle, looking up to the sky and weeping: "I call this poem "Gao Aiqing Goes Against the Flow and Becomes a River"."

The court ladies, eunuchs, guards and ministers around hurriedly kowtowed their heads: "The emperor is so talented that no one has ever been before or since, and no one can match it!"

At this moment, there was a rustling sound in the pasture as tall as a person, and a young man with a green Mohawk head and a vicissitudes of life came out of it carrying a large bundle of hay.

The abnormal head shape beyond the imagination of the ancients, the abnormal hair color beyond the imagination of the ancients, and the abnormal location caused the surrounding guards to draw their swords and surround Duan Wang: "Protect the emperor! Who is coming! "

This hairstyle, this hair color. . .King Duan was taken aback, he stretched out his hand and pushed away the guards in front of him: "Get back! You... young man with hay on his back, please stay! Do you remember that I played with you here a year ago?"

Gao Qiu looked at Duan Wang's face, and recognized that it was the person who was wearing a purple embroidered dragon robe and kicking here a year ago: "I remember."

King Duan was pleasantly surprised: "Gao Aiqing, is your father okay?"

Gao Qiu looked at the common pedestal in the sky with a look of hatred on his face: "He has already abandoned me and my mother, and flew to the distant sky in Jufei."

"Swoosh..." The surprise on Duan Wang's face turned into grief: "It's Gu... I'm sorry for you...Gao Aiqing..."

"Is there anything else? I'm going to carry the hay back and weave straw sandals." Gao Qi lowered his head and put away his hatred, as if he wanted to continue walking towards home.

"Wait a moment." King Duan caught up and grabbed his hand: "I still remember the match a year ago! The widow promised at that time that he would be appointed as the Minister of Cuju to revitalize our Song Dynasty. You have no joke! Since Gao Aiqing is no longer here, and the son inherits his father's business, don't weave straw sandals, you come to be the Minister of Cuju!"

☆, the legendary Minister of Cuju

The author has something to say: In this chapter, due to Che Lunpan’s word river crab, this word is replaced by the word turntable.

Zi once said that everything is difficult at the beginning.

Ah, isn’t this sentence said by Confucius?Well, it’s almost the same. There are still big problems in setting up an official position that did not exist in the previous dynasty. For example, the settings of official rank, salary, and authority are very troublesome and painful.Duan Wang took Gao Qiu and Gao Qiu's mother into the palace that day, strangled dozens of brain cells that night and then gave up.

But you are not joking, he wrote all the royal positions and official positions including the emperor on a turntable, just like a lottery, just one turn, and Gao Li will be the official of whatever official he gets.

What if he shakes to the emperor?Duan Wang didn't think about it.

He just patted Gao Lian on the shoulder and said with a deep smile, "Man! Well, after all, life and history are just like roulette games!"

Gao Qiu nodded, then stretched out his hand to shake the turntable, the turntable slowly turned twice and then stopped, the arrow pointed directly at the word "Emperor".

Fuck!A thunderbolt passed by and King Duan was stunned, thinking that in the Song Dynasty, there were nearly a thousand official positions from the first rank to the eighth rank, plus princes and princesses. This turntable has been written for several hours!Originally, it was just a whim to write my position on it to ensure the comprehensiveness of the official position on this turntable!But what if he really got to this point!Could it be that my life of buying two deep-fried dough sticks, eating one and throwing one away, buying two bowls of soy milk, drinking one and pouring the other is over! ? ?

Duan Wang patted Gao Qiu's shoulder again with a solemn expression: "This time it's a trial, it's a trial, just to test whether the turntable can work normally, come on, come on, this time it's official."

Gao Qiu nodded, stretched out his hand and shook the turntable again, the turntable spun five times and then stopped, and the arrow pointed straight at the word "Emperor" again.

Fuck!Fuck! !The second thunder passed by and King Duan became demented. According to statistical estimates, his chance of shaking the emperor is about one in a thousand!And the probability of him shaking the emperor twice in a row is even more frighteningly low!How can this be!How can it be!

Duan Wang patted Gao Qiu's shoulder again with a serious expression: "Congratulations! You have won the reward again! You can shake it again! Please rest assured that you are not joking! If you do it again and again, you can do it again and again! Please rest assured usage of!"

Gao Qiu nodded, stretched out his hand and shook the turntable again, the turntable swished around ten times and then stopped, the position pointed by the arrow seemed to be three characters, Duan Wang let out a long breath .

Taking a closer look, those three words are Huang Chengcheng's - Taishanghuang.

Fuck!Fuck! !Fuck! ! !The third thunder passed by Duan Wang and fell to the mortal world with a plop, what the hell I was shaking out a father! ! !Who the hell wrote the Supreme Emperor! ! !

"Ahahaha..." Duan Wang got up from the ground and smiled, "Gao Aiqing is really lucky! But the positions I got are really uncomfortable for the widow... How about I shake it for you?"

Although this position is very fascinating, who would dare to refuse what the emperor said?Gao Qiu also sneered: "Then please ask the emperor to make the decision for me."

Duan Wang put his hand on the turntable, sweating profusely, his dantian secretly praying that he would never be turned to the emperor or too emperor again!This time, I really can't hold back the face of these two myself again!

He closed his eyes tightly, and his right hand flicked like a gallop!The turntable spun crazily!He was very nervous when he heard the sound of the turntable slowly slowing down over and over again: "Gao Aiqing! I can't open my eyes suddenly! What's wrong with it? Please read it to me!"

"Oh...this time it's...the Queen."

Hearing this word, he thought about Gao Qiu's graceful figure, Duan Wang's mouth spat out a mouthful of old blood with a puff!He took advantage of the momentum of spurting blood and pulled the turntable!

"Aiqing must not have seen it clearly! The turntable hasn't stopped yet! Come on, Gao Aiqing! I still can't open my eyes, what's the matter with Gu Niannian this time!"

"...This time." Gao Qiu scratched his head: "Taiwei."

King Duan's eyes popped open: "Very good! Very good!! Even my eyes are healed!!! Just give Aiqing the post of Taiwei and Gao Aiqing will take up the post tomorrow!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Gao Qiu fell to the ground and kowtowed: "I also hope that His Highness will let me be the commander-in-chief of the palace instead of the commander-in-chief of the palace!"

King Duan helped him up: "Get up quickly, everything is according to Gao Aiqing's will! I think what I promised my father a year ago has finally been fulfilled today!"

What is the job of this captain?Taiwei was originally the first rank, one of the three princes, but Zhao Kuangyin, the leader of the later Song Dynasty, thought this position was too powerful and downgraded it to the second rank.Taiwei is one level lower than the prime minister and privy envoy, but he holds military power. He can dispatch troops to the whole country at will with the emperor's consent.

The Taiwei is divided into two types: the former Taiwei and the Dianshuai Taiwei. The former is a civil servant with a high position but no power, while the latter has a low position but holds the actual military power of the whole country. Gao Qiu chose such a A position in charge of the military power of the Song Dynasty.

The next day Gao Qiu went to the Palace Commander's Mansion to take up his post. All the public officials, yamen generals, capital soldiers, imperial troops, cavalry, and infantry generals in Tokyo City all came to visit the Palace Commander's Mansion. He didn't say a word on the top.

In fact, the turntable may not necessarily lead to the position of Taiwei, and Gao Lian has a purpose in becoming a Taiwei!

That's right, what does Wang Sheng, who took old Gao Shengtian and turned into a common base, do?In the early years, he used guns and sticks to sell plasters on the street, and was later arranged by his son to be a military instructor.

Not to mention that the Taiwei holds the military power, the most intuitive one is the group of public officials, government officials, capital troops, forbidden troops, cavalry, and infantry generals in the city!That's right, I was abandoned by my biological father when I was born, and I lost my adoptive father only two days after I was born. I will repay all the lost father's love, the words that I swore to the sky that day not to bully the young and poor, today!Wang Sheng, Wang Sheng, burn out in the flames of my angry revenge! ! !

Gao Qiu held the roster and stared wide-eyed. He searched word by word from beginning to end for half an hour. Where is the military instructor Wang Sheng!!?"

The army commander next to him became bolder and said: "Reporting to the Taiwei, Wang Sheng disappeared strangely a year ago, and after that he couldn't be found again and again, so he was removed from the name."

"..." That's right, didn't I just watch Wang Sheng pull his father into the sky that night with his own eyes!Since his father didn't come down again, Wang Sheng certainly didn't come down again. They really plan to stay together forever in the sky? ? ?How can I fix it like this? How should I take revenge? How can I fulfill my vow not to bully the young and poor!

Gao Qiu scratched his head with a look of disappointment, then what's the point of me being a captain?Scratching and scratching, he suddenly remembered, didn't Wang Sheng still have a son?That's right, he was the one who arranged for him to be the instructor of the capital's army!

"Hey!" He yelled and knocked on the gavel: "Doesn't Wang Sheng still have a son! It is said that he is here to be the instructor of the Imperial Army!?"

"Reporting to Taiwei, Wang Sheng's son is Wang Jin, the instructor of the 80 imperial army."

The position of Minister of Cuju is my son's succession to his father's business, so let Wang Jin's son inherit his father's career in this matter of revenge!Gao Qiu was overjoyed and patted the gavel again: "Hey! Where is Wang Jin!"

"Reporting to Taiwei, Wang Jin is sick at home, and he has already asked for sick leave here half a month ago."

"I just took office today, so come out and show me your face! Besides, what kind of illness has healed up in half a month? It's not a terminal illness! He must be pretending to be ill and playing ranking at home!" Gao Qi once again Paji patted the gavel: "Organize a team for me and follow me to Wang Jin's house to kill him!"

☆、Crazy Devil Guai Tan

"The name of this team is to give me back a complete family—the man who was raised by my mother alone for a year doesn't have any good things, gays, go to hell!"

With his left hand, Gao Qiu picked up a mop from the corner of the wall and embedded the name of the team horizontally into his Mohawk head with his right hand. He swaggered and walked among the generals and coaches, as if he was about to leave the Taiwei's mansion.

The generals and coaches in Taiwei's mansion were stunned. They all bent down and watched the team name passing over their heads. Jun Zhengsi hurriedly chased after him: "Master Taiwei! Master Taiwei! This team name is so long! Walking in the city will blow some pedestrians and buildings! Even if you can’t touch people and buildings and accidentally hurt some flowers and plants, it’s not good!”

"What do you know! The longer the name is, the better it is! Only such a long name is enough to show the hardships of the mother over the years and the joy of fulfilling the promise of our generation!" Gao Qiu strolled to the Taiwei He raised the mop in front of the mansion and roared: "Demacia!" Then the team name on the head was stuck by the left and right door frames in front of Taiwei's mansion.

Gao Lian took two steps back, then rushed forward, and was stuck again by the door frame. He took five steps back, rushed forward again, and was stuck again by the door frame.

"How can it be repaired! Do you even want to block me by the door frame!"

"Master Taiwei!" Jun Zhengsi rushed forward to remind him: "It's not the door frame that's blocking you! It's just that your team name is too long lined up! Let's reconsider a slightly more concise team name, shall we?" ! Such a long recitation burns your lungs and affects your momentum!"

"No! Good! This team name is perfect! Yes! No! Yes! Change!"

"If you don't change it, you won't even be able to get out of the house, can you? Then, Mr. Taiwei, let's do this. If you absolutely don't want to change the team name, then we have to reconsider the layout of the team name, okay? The horizontal version can't get out from here We can line up vertically!"

"Yes! Great idea! Really great idea!" Gao Qiu tapped his head, the 39-character team name cracklingly rearranged into a vertical 1 on his head, and he held up the mop: "Demacia!" Then rushed out again.

The team name on the head was glued to the top of the door frame with a bang, and the impact force followed the team name and extended to Gao Lian's neck, and there was a crisp click!Gao Qiu just soared into the air and fell to the ground with a slap!

Jun Zhengsi was stunned: "Taiwei!!!"

It is estimated that the neck was flashing at that time, Gao Qi was spitting blood happily from the corner of his mouth: "The vertical version can't get out..."

"No, no, the lieutenant isn't vertical like this from top to bottom!" Jun Zhengsi pulled out the team name from his head, pinched the team name and looked at Mohawk's head: "It's vertical from front to back." Version! Let the next official demonstrate it for you!"

Said Jun Zhengsi dragged the first word from the team name, he pinched the first word and inserted it into Gao Lian's mohawk head from front to back. . .Accidentally, it was swiped across like a card from front to back.

Ah!Jun Zhengsi was stunned, ah!Ahh!I didn't expect to use a card to swipe across the Mohawk's head like a card from front to back, and it feels quite good!He scribbled word by word from front to back as if obsessed, and scribbled a word ten times like chewing Xuanmai. This feeling makes people unable to stop!

Just rowing like this, Gao Qi felt that something was wrong, a thread on the top of his head was constantly heating up, and gradually there was a smell of burnt meat and barbecue from the top of his head: "What, I said Jun Zhengsi. "

"Hey!!!" Junzhengsi stopped suddenly, the mohawk on Gao Qiu's head had been roasted from the middle, and as his movements stagnated, the two pieces of hair on the left and right squeaked like wings Two droops fell down to form a middle parted head.

Fuck!Junzheng Si jumped up and took a few steps back.

"Junzhengsi?" Gao Li's neck was uncomfortable, so he turned his eyes to the top of his eyes and glanced at him: "Has the vertical team name from front to back been arranged? Why do I feel a smell of barbecue?"

"Hurry up!" Jun Zhengsi was sweating wildly along his face.

What to do with this!Go ask Xia Du Niang how to restore the middle parted hair to Mohawk hair!No, now the Song Dynasty has no means of communication to reach Du Niang!Then use a stapler to staple the two halves of the split head together?No, the stapler has not been invented yet in the Song Dynasty!Then use the 502 brothers to glue the two halves together from the middle?No way, now the Song Dynasty only has paste!Damn it!Paste is paste!But who would bring paste to Taiwei's mansion! ?

no solution anymore!Junzhengsi leaned down with sweat on his face and a smirk on his face: "Master Taiwei! Have you ever heard of a particularly frightening strange story in the Taiwei's mansion before!"

"No." Gao Qiu blinked his eyes twice: "What strange talk? It's really, really scary?"

"That's right, it's very, very scary! That's..." Jun Zhengsi's tone became gloomy: "If a person knocks on the left, right and upper three door frames of the Taiwei's mansion within 1 minute... then A center-parted maniac will be summoned! The center-parted maniac will forcefully shave this person's head into a center-parted head!"

"Fuck, it's so scary! My Mohawk hair was kept in my mother's womb! Is the time interval between the team name on my head knocking on the left and right door frames and the upper door frame just now..." He said Gao Qi stretched out his hand to the top of his head, and his expression became extremely ferocious in an instant: "Fuck, it has come true so soon!!!"

"Master Taiwei, I am so sorry for you. I should have told you in advance! But the threshold is more than three meters wide and four meters high. It is very difficult for an unprepared normal person to encounter them all within one minute. Difficult! Never expected..."

"I don't blame you, this strange talk is really evil and effective!" Gao Qiu burst into tears: "I have kept my Mohawk hair since I was born in my mother's womb! I really didn't expect that there would be such a ghost in the majestic Taiwei's mansion." ! Jun Zhengsi! Is there a way to decipher this terrible ghost story?"

"There is still a way to break it, but it happens that the villain just knows this little-known way to break it!" Jun Zhengsi and Gao Qiu looked at each other with hope shining in their eyes: "It's a pity that the materials needed to break the curse are under The official has to go to the market to buy now!"

"I'll go with you!" Gao Qiu said with a sad face, "I don't want to stay in the center for a second!"

"Master Taiwei." Junzhengsi said with a serious face, "The scariest part of this strange talk is that if you leave the Taiwei's mansion within the duration of the curse, you will be forced to stay for the rest of your life!!!"

"Damn it!" Gao Qiu was completely out of breath: "I'm not going out of this Taiwei's mansion! Go and buy me materials to break the curse!"

"Obey! The officer will hurry up to reduce the Taiwei's pain! You are optimistic about the Taiwei, and you must not let the Taiwei go out of the house and stay in the middle for the rest of his life!" The army chief made a bow to the other generals and coaches in the house. With a wink, he turned around and ran out.

Many generals and coaches are old colleagues for many years, and they are all very close to each other. Seeing the army chief's wink, everyone understands and hurriedly puts Gao Qi on the chair to cheer him up. After going out, I went to the market to buy some paste, and then I went straight to Wang Jin's house and drove fast all the way.

Let's say that although Wang Jin is only the product of Wang Sheng's reproduction, he still has some real skills.He loved martial arts since he was a child, and he became the instructor of the 80 Imperial Army in Tokyo City by virtue of his martial arts. He supported his mother, and even asked Wang Sheng to become an instructor of the Imperial Army through his relationship. He also received a few taels of silver for wine every month .

Since his incomprehensible father disappeared a year ago, he has been using his free time to search for him all over the capital.No matter it is cloudy, rainy or snowy, as long as he has time, he will search along his father's house like a carpet, and he has almost searched the entire Bianliang City for more than a year.

And half a month ago, he met an astronomer in the city who claimed to know the whereabouts of his father. The condition for exchanging his father's whereabouts was to polish a concave lens for the astronomer.He was so excited that he finished polishing overnight, but when he asked about his father's whereabouts, the guy pointed to a purple star in the sky and said: 'Look!Then the co-base L star is where your father is currently! '

In a fit of anger, he beat up the astronomer again for a day and a night!After grinding the lens all night and beating the astronomer with all his heart and soul, and the exhaustion of searching for his father's whereabouts for several days, he fell ill, so he had to interrupt the journey to find his father and took a sick leave.

The commander of the army hurried to the door of Wang Jin's house and began to knock on the door. Wang Jin was actually seven or eight points healed and was practicing martial arts in the courtyard. He heard the knock on the door and put it down in a hurry The stick in his hand walked towards the courtyard gate: "Who is it?"

"Brother Wang Jin! It's me!"

"Who are you! Who is your name!"

"...the author didn't say it...not even mentioned in the original book..."

"Mom said not to open the door to strangers!"

"I'm cheating! I'm...then who! The military chief of Taiwei's mansion!"

"Wow, so it's Brother Junzhengsi!" Wang Jin seemed to recall: "But what's your name? I won't open it until you tell me your name!"

"Nimma cheating father!!! That's all... We get along very well on weekdays, and the next official will tell you about this. Brother Wang Jin, do you know that a new captain has come to the Taiwei Mansion?"

"I don't know."

"This new lieutenant doesn't seem normal. When he came to take office, he didn't care about his subordinates and didn't deal with affairs. He just looked for your father's name with the roster!"

"Find my father's name..." Wang Jin held his chin.

"I searched for a long time and didn't find it, so I asked the lower official. The lower official naturally reported the disappearance of my father truthfully. The new captain looked disappointed. Then he asked you again. You took sick leave and asked the new official to ask about it." Not surprising, so the subordinate officials still reported the truth, the new Taiwei said with a happy face that you must have pretended to be sick and played ranking at home, and formed a team with a long name to come and kill you! Could this person be with your father? Some holidays?"

"Impossible. Although my father's orientation is different from ordinary people, he is still an upright person, so he won't be so grudged... What is the name and background of the new captain?"

"The surname is Gao Mingqiu! I don't know why, but he was suddenly appointed by airborne. I heard that the emperor ordered him to take office!"

Wang Jin held his chin and fell silent.

"Brother Wang Jin, you have a sense of propriety. The official fooled the new captain to escape and tell you about it. Your subordinate