Water Xu Chuan

The official has to go back quickly so that the new Taiwei will not be suspicious! "

"Thank you, Jun Zhengsi, for your kindness and virtue, Wang Jin will never forget it!" Wang Jin clasped his fists.

Jun Zhengsi turned on his horse and fisted his horse, and galloped towards Taiwei's mansion.

"Gao Qiu...Gao...Qiu...Gao...Qiu..." Wang Jin mumbled into the room with his chin in his hand: "Mother! When you were with your father in the early years Haven't you heard him mention Gao Lian's name?"

A middle-aged woman in the room was holding a bowl of brown sugar water. When she heard Wang Jin's question, she was startled. The bowl in her hand fell to the ground and shattered!

There was an indescribable look in her eyes: "You mean...Gao...Qiu...!??"

☆, Edogawa Wang Jinniang

The bowl of brown sugar water fell to the ground with a bang and shattered, and the middle-aged woman revealed an indescribably complex gaze: "You mean... Gao... Qiu...! ??"

"That's right, Gao Qiu. What does mother know?" Wang Jin took a step forward.

The whole body of the middle-aged woman trembled involuntarily.

"...Mom!" Wang Jin hugged her in his arms: "Don't be afraid, there is still a baby anyway!" He felt the trembling of the mother in his arms and was suspicious. . .What kind of person is this Gao Qi that can make mother afraid to such an extent!

"Mother! Tell the boy what you know! Now that Gao Qi has become the immediate boss of the boy, the boy needs to know something to deal with it!"

"I... son...!"

"mother!"

"Go and get my quick-acting heart-rescuing pill!"

"...Hey! Mother, sit down first, I'll be right away!" Wang Jin helped his mother to the chair, turned around, took the medicine like a whirlwind, poured warm water, and handed it back. Wang Jinniang stopped trembling after taking the medicine. The light of wisdom flickered: "What do you mean, Gao Li?"

"That's right! What does mother know?" Wang Jin anxiously pressed his face to listen!

"This Gao Qiu...he..." Wang Jinniang's tone became very gloomy and very slow, as if he was about to say something earth-shattering!

"Enen! Mom, it's okay to say, if the sky falls, there will be a child to support you!"

"who is he."

Wang Jin fell to the ground with a thump and fell to the ground. He crawled for a long time to get up and held his forehead in pain: "Okay..."

"But if the surname is Gao..." Wang Jinniang's eyes continued to shine with the light of wisdom: "Son, do you still remember when your father separated from us and divorced when you were young?"

"remember."

"A few days before he filed for divorce, he wandered to a well-maintained circular green field in the city, and on that green field there was a man who played Cuju. Your dad once told me with tears on his face that he saw That man fell in love at first sight at first sight. That's why he got divorced, that's right, the man who played Cuju, his surname is Gao."

"Uh...does this have anything to do with the new captain?"

"Didn't your father buy a house next door to the Gao family after the divorce? In order to destroy the family, it is said that he first attacked Mrs. Gao! Since four years ago, it is said that he stayed at the Gao family every day to take care of the pregnancy. Mrs. Gao!"

"...Indeed, when investigating Daddy's whereabouts a few days ago, some people also said that Lao Gao next door has also disappeared."

"That's right!" Wang Jinniang's eyes continued to shine with the light of wisdom: "There is only one truth! Your father finally captured Lao Gao and ran away!"

"Uh...... Mother said that your reasoning is clear and logical, but what does it have to do with the new captain..."

"Do you still remember how much you hated that Gao after Daddy divorced and separated? The feeling of being deprived of his father's love is something no child can bear... The reason why the new Gao surnamed Taiwei cares so much about you and that heartbroken man There can only be one, and he is actually the child named Gao!"

These words woke Wang Jin up like a thunderbolt: "God... Oh my god! Mother, don't be kidding! His family only had a child a year ago! That child is only one year old at most now!"

Wang Jinniang's eyes continued to shine with the light of wisdom: "Don't underestimate the short information network of the parents of the aunts! The child of the Gao family is said to have been born by Mrs. Gao's three-year pregnancy! It was a ball when it was first born, and the child was born from the ball. When he was born, he was dressed neatly, could pick up a sword with his bare hands, and could speak both Chinese and English! On the second day after he was born, he went to the green field and Duanwang Cuju with his father! One week after he was born, he was able to wash rice, wash vegetables, cook and weave straw sandals! "

"What kind of child is too high-powered!"

"But..." Wang Jinniang's tone became gloomy again, and following the low tone, her whole body trembled again!She was trembling and silent for a minute.

Wang Jin asked anxiously: "But!? Mother! What happened to this child!?"

Wang Jinniang pinched his arm tremblingly: "Quick...quick quick effect Xiaojiuxin pill..."

Wang Jin hurriedly turned around to take the medicine and took another pill for her. Wang Jinniang's trembling stopped again. She cleared her throat as if to say something extremely important: "But."

"Enen!" Wang Jin anxiously stretched his head over and listened again!

"The child then appears to have lost the ability to speak English."

Wang Jin fell to the ground again with a plop, and fell to the ground with a dog gnawing shit. He lay on the ground and held his forehead in pain: "Okay...but Brother Junzhengsi specially ran to the house and told me that this captain must have treated me to some extent. Unfavorable... As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of officials, you are afraid of management. Mother, what can I do now?"

Wang Jinniang's eyes continued to shine with the light of wisdom: "Thirty-six strategies, the best strategy is to go!"

"Go... Where are we going? Our family doesn't have any relatives." Wang Jin scratched his head, "It's the Yan'an Prefecture's economic strategy and appeasement system, which is set up by Shi Zhongdao. His officers came to Tokyo last year to compete with the boy. Great... That day they said that guarding the border needed a coach like me to train the army to fight the enemy. The boy declined because of his mother's age. Now that I think about it, if my mother doesn't mind the fatigue of the journey, there is still a good place to settle down place."

Wang Jinniang opened her mouth in embarrassment: "If you say go, let's go! You have everything and I have everything!"

Wang Jin got up from the ground: "Since I have decided to leave, I will pack up my things." He walked out of the room scratching his head full of doubts. . .Is it necessary to leave the city where I grew up, to leave my job, to abandon my house, property, and everything I am familiar with just based on a message from the military chief and a few inferences from my mother?He walked out of the house, and the sun in the sky seemed to cast a ray of light on his eyes, so he raised his right hand to block the sun in front of his eyes.

"Demacia!!! Kill!!!" A loud shout spread from the street far from the gate!Wang Jin covered the sun with his hands and looked into the distance!I saw a guy with an old face and a green mohawk holding a mop in the lead!And the mohawk on his head seems to be glued in the middle!Between the two halves of hair is a row of neon subtitles!

Horseshoes flying behind him!Countless colleagues from Taiwei's Mansion were carrying the huge neon subtitles one by one, followed behind Mohawk, formed a long snake formation, and rushed towards Wang Jin's house!

The moment Wang Jin saw them, the wooden fence and courtyard wall in front of him was trampled to pieces by iron hooves!That Mohigan held up the mop brush and waved it at Wang Jin's head: "Wang Jin takes his life!!!"

And Wang Jin is a martial arts practitioner after all, the moment the mop was swung over, his body reacted and he leaned back like that!The rags of the mop brushed his nose, and the row of neon-like subtitles swung past Wang Jin like a carousel!

Wang Jin took a closer look and saw that the big row of words was to give me a complete family—my mother raised me alone for a year, and the man who raised me alone didn't have any good things, so gay, go to hell!

Wang Jin was taken aback and took a few steps back, only to hear Mohawk in the lead smashing the courtyard wall on the other side with a mop and yelling loudly as he disappeared into the horizon: "Turn! Turn! Turn! Big back! Back! Hi, Yu Yu!"

And the commander of the army ran at the end of the line, and the moment he passed Wang Jin, Wang Jin heard his whisper: "Why are you still here! Run!"

Wang Jin didn't hesitate anymore, he turned and went back to the house, packed up some soft and valuable items, went to the stable, took out the horse, helped his mother to kiss the horse, and rushed towards Xihua Gate to Yan'an Mansion.

Although Xihuamen is surrounded by people's homes, it should be accompanied by a more magnificent picture at this time. . .Well, Wang Jin is leading the horse, and the horse is carrying his mother on his back. He is like a western cowboy swaying in the dusk and disappearing in the huge sunset in the distance, heading towards the radiant Yan'an Mansion. . .

Facing the setting sun, Wang Jinniang's eyes continued to radiate the light of wisdom, and she folded her hands together and gave a deep salute to the camera: "The poor monk named Xuanzang came from the Eastern Song Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha for perfection. Welcome Watch West! Tour! Notes!"

"Mom... can you please stop making trouble."

With the sunset and the cowboy-like figure gone, our main storyline has just begun. . . . . .

The author has something to say: The wedge ends.Finally, there are no lengthy settings to explain probably_(:зゝ∠)_

The second volume of Shijia Village is coming

☆, BiuBiuBiu eye rays!

It was almost dusk, here was a wilderness, and there was a small wooden sign beside the road marked with the words 'Huayin County, Huazhou'.

In the distance, Wang Jin was holding two baskets with a stick and leading the horse. The horse had a month-to-date sign dangling from its mouth, and the horse's mother's eyes were still shining with wisdom.

Wang Jin looked at the road sign and let out a sigh of relief: "God, I'm sorry! That Lieutenant Gao has already ordered all the states to arrest me. This is not far from Yan'an Mansion. If Gao Qiu wants to catch me, he won't be able to catch me!"

Wang Jinniang's eyes were shining with wisdom, and he shot a circle at the large willow forest in front of him: "My child, I advise you not to set up such a flag!"

Wang Jin smiled slightly: "Mother is too worried..." As he spoke, a thing on the big willow tree in front of him fluttered and rolled down with leaves!

"Fuck! You really can't set a flag!" Wang Jin yelled in horror, lifted the two baskets to the ground and raised his stick to block his mother and the horse!

The one who fell from the willow tree was a strong ten-year-old guy covered in willow leaves. That guy slowly raised his head to meet Wang Jin's vigilant eyes.

The two of them stared at each other for 3 minutes, a crow dragging a black dot in the sky slowly flew over, Wang Jin's vigilance disintegrated a little bit, his right arm unconsciously pointed to the guy's face. The corners of his mouth curled up unnaturally, and his mouth finally erupted: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

That guy was furious: "Who are you! How dare you point at my face and laugh like this!"

It took Wang Jin a minute to restrain his wild laughter, and he pointed at the guy's forehead again: "It's a lump..."

The guy became anxious and interrupted Wang Jin's words in an instant: "This is not poop!!! This is a dragon!!! Coiling dragon!!!"

Wang Jin's restraint was out of control again, and he covered his stomach: "Puff ha ha ha, I admitted it before I said it!"

I saw that guy's eyes were bright and his nose bridged, and those two thick eyebrows reflected his heroic spirit, especially the finishing touch was that his forehead was tattooed in the shape of poop with extremely fine and skillful techniques. dragon. . .Well. . .It might be better to say that there is a pile of poop tattooed and a dragon head added to the top.

"Fake! Who dares to laugh at me in the entire Huayin County!?" The guy threw his fists at Wang Jin as he said that!Although Wang Jin said that he had already bent over with a smile, he was still a martial artist after all. When he saw that guy pounced on him, he immediately recovered, turned the stick sideways, pointed it at the shit on his forehead, and poked it!

The guy looked at Wang Jin's stick and grinned contemptuously: "It's too slow! And the movements are so inelegant!" The whistling wind on his fist seemed to be able to take Wang Jin's life in minutes!

The stick hit the poop on the guy's forehead with a bang, and the guy rolled and bumped into the willow tree he just jumped off with a bang, and a few willow leaves fluttered down.

He held his forehead and struggled to stand up: "To my surprise, your billiard skills are not bad! I underestimated you just now, come again this time!" He climbed up the tree and tore it down from the top. He picked up a stick and rushed up like a windmill that the stick was playing with: "There's a whimper in the big windmill!!! The scenery here is so beautiful!!!"

I saw Wang Jin pulling the stick through the spinning stick and poking the guy's forehead and crotch with two sticks, causing the guy to fall into severe stiffness!Then he turned around quickly and used the impact force to poke that guy's stomach with a stick!

The stick in that guy's hand was taken off in an instant, and he rolled out, and hit the willow tree again with a bang!A few willow branches that were not very strong fell down.

He bumped into a piece of gold star in front of the willow tree, and he slowly stretched out his hand to cover his crotch: "The sky is beautiful...the ground is beautiful...and there are a group of happy friends..."

Looking at the guy who was leaning against the willow tree and curled up covering his crotch, Wang Jin curled his lips, then hung the two baskets on the stick and pulled the reins: "Mother, let's go."

"Wait." Wang Jinniang's eyes continued to radiate wisdom: "Can you help this child over so that I can take a closer look at the tattoo on his head?"

"It's getting dark, the most important thing is to find a place to live." Although Wang Jin said so, he still walked over with a suppressed smile and helped the man to his mother.

I saw Wang Jinniang carefully inspecting the stool on the man's head with her wise eyes for a minute, and the corners of her mouth gradually turned up: "Puff ha ha ha ha!!!"

Wang Jin also laughed with his mother, and when he smiled, he realized that something was wrong, and this mother smoked while smiling!He hastily took out the quick-acting heart-relief pill from his pocket and helped his mother off the horse to feed her.

Wang Jinniang blinked after swallowing the quick-acting heart-rescuing pills, her eyes radiated wisdom light again, and the light swept across the tattoo on the man's forehead again, she laughed again, so she drew it again!

Wang Jin had no choice but to feed the next pill again!Wang Jinniang blinked and radiated light again to sweep across the tattoo, then burst out laughing again!

"Mom! Don't look at him! Don't look at him again!" Wang Jin fed another pill. Wang Jin's mother stopped trembling but didn't open her eyes: "Mother, listen to the child... Mother no Look." As he spoke, he covered his face with his hand and curled up his mouth: "But mother can see clearly even with her eyes closed hahahaha!" Laughing, she twitched again!

Wang Jin turned his head and glared at the guy fiercely, then fed him another pill!Fortunately, Wang Jinniang came back and covered her face again within a minute, laughed and twitched again!Wang Jin hurriedly poured the medicine again, but there was no medicine in the medicine bottle!

"Fake! Fake! There's no medicine! Mother!" Wang Jin panicked and hugged the messy mother tightly: "Mother! There is no medicine!"

"Why do people take medicine? You won't be cute after taking the medicine." The guy's dizziness seemed to be better, but he was still holding his crotch. He poked his head over and seemed to feel that Wang Jinniang was very cute.

"Cute your third uncle, grandpa's seventh niece!!! My mother is out of medicine, my mother is going to smoke it!!!" Wang Jin was so panicked that he didn't even have the mood to teach that guy a lesson.

"That," the guy looked at Wang Jinniang foaming at the mouth and Wang Jin's flustered and guilt-ridden expression: "My house is not far ahead, my father always smokes like this when he has nothing to do, probably has this medicine at home."

"Then what are you waiting for!!!" Wang Jin picked up his mother and luggage and ran out: "Which direction!?"

"In the big tree hall on the right! You can see the lights in less than ten meters!" The guy helped pick up the basket with a stick and led the horse to follow. Wang Jin ran forward for about ten meters and came out of the bushes With the warm light, and 20 meters forward, there is a village gate in front of you and a large row of earthen walls. Outside the wall are two or three hundred big willow trees that tightly surround the whole village.

Wang Jin rushed forward and knocked on the door, a farmer sluggishly walked over and opened the door: "Is Da Lang back?" The farmer opened the door, Wang Jin rushed in and went straight to the front When the farmer was about to stop him, the guy with the tattooed poo on his head chased after him: "Don't stop, don't stop! Go and ask my father to come over with the medicine and save people!"

Not long after, the grandpa, the owner of the villa, came out, hurriedly took the medicine with warm water and gave it to Wang Jinniang to stop the convulsions. Wang Jin was relieved.

Taking a closer look at the grandfather, he was an old man over sixty years old with white beard and hair. Wang Jin bowed deeply to the grandfather: "It would be offensive to disturb me late at night. I will never forget the grace of saving my mother's life!"

That grandpa is also an easy-going person: "The old man didn't do anything when the guest took leave of absence. Who in the world can carry all the medicine on his body?" He glanced at the guy with poop tattoos on his head: "This... old man dog I always like Heitian to hide on the willow tree and play tricks, could it be that he will scare Lingtang?"

That guy took a step forward: "It's clear that this old woman hurt my big willow tree's HP with her BiuBiuBiu eyes!"

"Shut up! Don't be rude!" Taigong shouted him back, then sighed at Wang Jin and shook his head: "This is an old man named Shi Jin, and people in Jianghu call him Jiuzhilong. This place is Huayin In Shijia Village of the county, there are three or four hundred families in the village with the surname Shi, and Shaohua Mountain is not far ahead."

Wang Jin also clasped his fists together: "The villain's surname is Zhang. He was originally from Tokyo. He lost his business and took his mother to Yan'an Mansion to join his relatives..."

"Business? How can a businessman have such means as you." Shi Jin poked his head out from behind and curled his lips.

"Don't be rude!" The grandfather turned around and reprimanded him again: "Don't speak nonsense to offend the guests without knowing it! Go out and climb your willow tree to scare passers-by!"

"Cut." Shi Jin pouted again and walked out of the thatched cottage.

Seeing his mother's stable condition, Wang Jin felt relieved. Looking at Shi Jin's back, he couldn't help asking Shi Taigong: "Forgive me for being curious, but your son clearly has only a dragon on his forehead. Why do people in the world call him Jiuzhilong? Could it be that there are eight dragons on other parts of the body? That's... oh no, the dragon, how did the dragon get tattooed... poof... that shape?"

Shi Taigong sighed: "There is no dragon on other parts of the dog's body, but there is only one on the forehead. The reason why it is called the nine-patterned dragon is because this dragon was tattooed on him when he was nine years old."

Wang Jin's expression almost collapsed. He covered his face with both hands and calmed down for a minute before taking his hands off: "The 1-year-old tattooed dragon can be called a thirty-year-old dragon? Couldn't the 30-year-old tattooed dragon be called a sixty-year-old tattooed dragon?" Ten-striped dragon?"

"I don't know the guest officer. There is a painful story about the shape and connotation of this dragon, and why it has a nine-year-old pattern..." Shi Taigong sat down on the chair and poured himself a cup of tea.

☆, not so intuitive to defecate

Shi Taigong opened his mouth slowly while pouring tea: "Have you heard of such things as Dragon Ball?"

Wang Jin took the tea and nodded: "It is said that there are seven dragon balls, and if you collect all of them, you can summon the dragon to fulfill one of your wishes."

"That's right, and these seven dragon beads actually represent the seven body parts of the dragon, the dragon's mouth, dragon's head, dragon's claws, dragon's middle, dragon's tail, dragon's tail, and dragon's dung."

Wang Jin took a sip of tea: "Although it is a complete dragon, it seems that strange things have been mixed in. The middle part of the dragon sounds like the middle part of dry fried fish, and the last..." The sip The tea spouted out of his mouth with a slight agitation: "What the hell are dragons and dragon dung!?"

"Dragon Ding is the organ used by dragons to breed the next generation, and dragon dung is the excrement of dragons, commonly known as dragon cakes."

Wang Jin was stunned: "The middle part of the dragon is fine, so it's not good to have such a wretched organ come out to make up for it! And what the hell is dragon dung! Since dragon poop can occupy a hole, where does dragon pee go!?"

Shi Taigong also took a sip of tea calmly: "Dragon pee naturally fits with Long Ding."

Wang Jin gulped down a big sip of tea to suppress his shock: "Then what is the connection between this Dragon Ball and the story about the origin of the tattoo on your son's head?"

"The guest must have never heard of the meanings of these seven dragon balls before, right? The old man has never heard of it in his life." Shi Taigong sighed and shook his head: "The dog was originally lively, but when he was nine years old, he had a serious illness. This disease is strange to say, on the first day of the illness he pulled a catty, and the whole family didn't pay much attention to it as he ate too much that day, but on the second day he pulled two catties, and on the third day he had diarrhea He lost four catties, and on the fourth day he pulled eight catties..."

Wang Jin just spewed out a big mouthful of tea in shock: "This is a whole geometric sequence!"

"You also know the toilets in the countryside. The big dry toilets, he can bear a catty and two catties, but how can he bear ten catties and eight catties? The manure picker in the village was exhausted and almost drowned in the cesspit! Later he When pulling one ton or two tons, the whole village helped him dig out the dung day and night! In those dark years, our Shijia Village was even called DigDungVillage by outsiders!" (Dung Dung Village)

"Well... How much can a nine-year-old child weigh? No matter how fat you are, you shouldn't exceed your body's limit by one or two hundred catties, right? You can pull one or two tons more than your body weight a day?"

"The whole village doesn't understand either! Even if he doesn't eat a single grain of rice for a day and doesn't take in a drop of water, his daily defecation is still flowing like a torrential river! I later learned that as long as his feet are still connected to the excrement essence of the ground And it's like he's going down the highway and he's going to drive his legs straight to the chrysanthemum and come back!"

"That's terrible, so as long as his feet don't touch the ground?"

"How did we know this at the time! Just when we were digging dung day and night, thinking that the whole village was about to die because of him digging dung, a strange man came to the village. He had a golden exploding head, writhing violent energy all over his clothes. There is a turtle character written on the chest and a thing called a dragon ball detector!"

"Super Saiyan! It's Monkey King! It's Monkey King, right!"

"He first scanned us with a tester, and then he called us 'Hey! That pile of war scum over there!' After all these years, the old man has always wondered, do customers know the end of the war scum? What means?"

"You're only left with one-fifth of Zhan Wuscum!"

"He told us the meaning of the seven dragon balls and their evolution over thousands of years. In order to make it more difficult for humans to find them, they will choose to integrate into the surrounding adapted animals and plants. My son is so able to pull because he has integrated The seventh Dragon Ball—the Pearl of Dragon Baba!"

"Fuck, the story is perfectly connected from beginning to end!"

"And the way to suppress this dragon ball fusion rejection reaction is to carve a seal on his forehead, so there is a stool on his forehead that is extremely beautiful in shape and very skilled in technique!"

"Wait, wait, isn't it Panlong? No wonder it looks like poop so it really is poop!"

"That's right, he carved a pile of poop in the first place! It's strange to say that the chrysanthemums of the dog completely stopped spewing at the moment the poop was signed! The old man and the whole village are grateful to that person, but the person didn't take any money and just wrote it down. The location of Shijia Village and it is stated that when the other six dragon balls are collected, it will come back and take out the dragon ball in the dog's body to summon the dragon!"

"Then what's going on with the Panlong now?"

"Before the man left, the old man hugged his thigh. After all, a dog can't just go out with a pile of poop on his forehead. It's too shameful! This makes the child how to behave in the future! So the man added A faucet and some decorations make it look less intuitive than shit."

"It's not so intuitive to defecate! But no matter how you look at it, it's deceiving people to make it easier to see that it's defecation!"

"Gouzi loves martial arts, and is eager to go to the world with a sword. It is better for young people to go out and practice. It is good for strengthening their minds and not caring so much about other people's comments on his poop. The old man has hired many martial arts masters for him over the years. But he kicked them all out for asking about the poop tattoo on his forehead, which is a very taboo subject for him."

"Swoosh." Wang Jin picked up the teacup again but found that there was no more tea in the cup: "So it's like this...just these words, why did you tell the villain completely?"

That Shi Taigong picked up the teapot and stood up and poured another cup of tea for Wang Jin: "Guest, you are so skillful that you are not an ordinary person at first sight, and you are filial to your family in every possible way. None of the martial arts masters invited has such a martial arts and character as a guest. So the old man will tell you the truth about the dog..."

Wang Jin was stunned and stood up slowly: "I hope..."

Shi Taigong nodded and bowed to Wang Jin, "The old man begs you to be the teacher of dogs!"

Wang Jinchang sighed and cupped his fists and bowed back: "To be honest, the villain's surname is not Zhang, let alone a businessman. The villain is Wang Jin, the instructor of the 80 Imperial Army in Tokyo. The emperor took office a month ago. A Taiwei named Gao Qiu, my father had some conflicts with this person before, unfortunately, the villain happened to be under his supervision! In desperation, he escaped with his mother and planned to go to the Yan'an government to set up a teacher, and now the villain has been taken care of. What if the government arrests you here and implicates the grandpa? Forgive me, it will be difficult to follow my orders!"

"It doesn't matter, the old man guarantees his reputation to keep his secrets! This Shijia Village is a quiet village, and the villagers have always been reluctant to deal with the government's affairs. You can live here without worry. What's more, Lingtang needs to recuperate due to his illness. The old man also knows a little bit about this disease, and if he spends so much time on the bumpy road before setting off, he may be unable to recover from his illness on the road!" Shi Taigong bowed deeply and his eyes released a sincere look.

"This..." Wang Jin hesitated for a moment, he turned around and looked at the sleeping mother who had just taken the medicine and let out a long sigh. . .He turned around and bowed deeply to Shi Taigong: "Mother is not feeling well, the grandpa's kindness is hard to refuse, so the villain will stay here for a while and wait for Mother to recover before discussing the matter of the journey."

The grandpa was overjoyed: "Come here! Set up a banquet! Clean up a good guest room!"

Wang Jin grabbed the grandpa and said, "Don't be happy, grandpa! The villain is curious about one more thing."

"Master Wang, but it's okay to ask."

"How does Grandpa know the villain's martial arts, how does he know the villain's filial piety?"

The grandpa chuckled: "Gouzi likes to climb the willow tree in the dark to play with scary people. In order to watch him, he clicked on the surveillance cameras around the willow tree! I can see the scene of the battle between Master Wang and Gouzi!"

Wang Jin scratched his head: "Oh... that's really a shame... Where did you get the surveillance camera in the Song Dynasty now, big brother!?"

☆、It’s so dark in June

"Be my master?" When eating breakfast the next morning, Shi Jin spit out a mouthful of porridge when he heard that the grandpa wanted Wang Jin to be his master!

"Father! Open your dog eyes and take a good look!"

"How do you talk!" the grandpa slapped the bun angrily!The stuffing of the steamed stuffed bun slammed onto the ceiling through his fingers!

"No, Dad! You open your 24K titanium alloy... the big diamond ring eye and take a good look!" Shi Jin's annoyed right finger pointed to Wang Jin's left hand and caressed around his face charmingly. A lot of pink bows and shining stars: "Is this guy as handsome as me? No! Is he as handsome? No! Is he as handsome as me? Not to mention!"

"Bastard! Don't be rude!" The grandfather stood up angrily and waved his hands like a slap in the face!Shi Jin's face was covered with a puff from the crushed bun in his hand!

Taigong pointed to Shi Jin’s face with his right hand and stroked it charmingly with his left hand. A lot of pink hearts and five galaxies appeared next to his face: “If you are handsome and handsome, you can be a meal Eat, I can feed all creatures in five solar systems!"

Wang Jin and Wang Jinniang also sprayed the porridge all over the table with two puffs.

Wang Jin reached out and wiped his mother's face: "Fuck, this is really a father and son..."

"But!" Shi Jin stretched out his hand and tore off the bun on his face: "Why is this guy my master? Just because he is better at billiards than me!?"

"That's not billiards! That's called cudgel!" Tai Gong slapped all the steamed buns on the table with both hands and they floated up: "Aren't you going out to make a living? Don't you still want to walk around the world with your sword? This Wang Jin The master is the instructor of the 80 Imperial Army in Tokyo! This is a real master who can't be hired with any money!"

Shi Jin folded his arms and opened his mouth wide, shaking his head left and right: "No! Learn!"

"Evil barrier!" A surge of true energy flowed violently between the grandfather's hands!He circled his hands as if practicing Tai Chi, and the steamed stuffed bun circled around like a flying dragon with true energy, and then, like a machine gun, it stuck to Shi Jin's face and shot him alive into the room. The other end of the wall!

Shi Taigong maintained the shape of standing on the stool, stepping forward with his right hand pushing his palm forward, and the desolate background music came from nowhere, his eyes were full of tears: "Evil! Obstacle! This Don’t learn! You! Have you forgotten how your mother died!”

Shi Jin came out of the steamed stuffed bun silently, choking speechlessly!

The atmosphere became silent like this, only the sound of Wang Jinniang chewing the buns was left in the air, and Shi Jin finally spoke after 5 minutes: "Father, I will learn."

The atmosphere eased instantly, and Shi Taigong sat back on the chair: "This is my good son..."

"But I have a condition! Whether this guy can be my master has to pass my test!" Shi Jin looked at Wang Jin provocatively: "I can't allow someone weaker than me to be my master! It's scary to compete in the willow forest after dark! How dare you!"

"Evil!" Shi Taigong slapped the table and stood up again!

"It doesn't matter, it's better to convince the son." Wang Jin said openly.

Shi Taigong looked at Wang Jin and was very moved: "Master Wang is tolerant and open-minded! He is indeed a teacher for all ages!"

"Well, I said dad, don't be moved." Shi Jin scratched his head and sat back on the chair opposite: "After all these years, you have never told me how my mother died?"

Shi Taigong also spit out a mouthful of porridge, wiped his mouth and laughed, "Ahahahaha, the old man is full! I'm old and lose my appetite, hahaha!" After saying that, he disappeared at the speed of sound with a bang!

"Cut, this old fox." Shi Jin opened his mouth in dissatisfaction and threw in a steamed stuffed bun. While munching, he gave the petrified Wang Jin and Wang Jinniang a look: "What are you looking at!"

It was mid-June, and it was getting dark late, and Shi Jin had been waiting in front of the gate for a long time when the king entered and left the courtyard.

"You're finally here." Shi Jin looked at Wang Jin with contempt: "I thought you didn't dare to show up after seeing my superb scaring skills last night."

"Why don't you dare." Wang Jin looked at the big willow tree in front of the door: "Tell me, how to compare."

"First of all, the first round." Shi Jin moved his wrists, ankles, and leaped up to the big willow tree in front of him!

The willow trees around Shijiazhuang are very old and the branches are soft and grow very thick, which is not easy to climb.Although Shi Jin has been climbing these trees for almost 20 years, it still took him 16 minute, [-] seconds to climb to the big branches at the top of the tree.

He rode on the branch panting and turned his head, only to see Wang Jin stepping