Water Xu Chuan

On the topmost branch of another willow tree, follow the willow branch to sway with the wind!The whole person opened his arms and seemed to be integrated with the wind, just like the signature action of the heroine of the Titanic standing on the bow!

Shi Jin couldn't help but grabbed the willow branch and swung it to hug Wang Jin's waist. The classic background music of the Titanic came from nowhere. . .

"Fuck you, uncle!!!" Shi Jin reacted when the song ended and was about to repeat the single!With a loud shout, he let go and kicked Wang Jin's chrysanthemum!But Wang Jin clamped the willow branches with his feet very elegantly and hung upside down on the willow tree!Instead, Shi Jin fell from the tree with too much force!

That bang was the sound of a chrysanthemum bursting!Shi Jin grinned in pain as he landed on his buttocks. He looked at Wang Jin who was hanging upside down on a willow tree with a branch between his hands: "You can't even use such a cheat! You can't be considered a hero!"

"Ah, does lightness kung fu count as hacking?" Wang Jin flipped from the tree and landed gracefully: "Stop playing light kung fu."

At the moment when Wang Jin's toes were about to touch the ground, Shi Jin's eyes flashed a light!With a flick of his hand, he took out a piece of watermelon rind from his pocket, rode the wind and waves on the ground, hung the cloud sail and rushed to Wang Jin's feet!

I saw Wang Jin posing in a ballet pose, his toes spun rapidly like a brick, and with a puff, he broke the watermelon rind that had just slipped under his feet and poked towards the ground at the same time!Shi Jin was sweating profusely and stretched his hands behind his back, and the two banana peels once again rode the wind and waves and hung the cloud sail to pad at Wang Jin's feet!

There was a puff from behind Wang Jin, and a gust of air gushed out from the chrysanthemum, supporting him to float above the ground!The two banana peels slid over. . .

A flash of thunder flashed past, Shi Jin's eyes widened and his mouth couldn't even close!Wang Jin gracefully landed on the chrysanthemum slowly, and when he was done, he raised his right leg and stood up, splitting a split-horse, plucking off the watermelon rind on his toes and throwing it aside.

"...You are ruthless! This first round will be counted as your victory!" Shi Jin blinked his eyes and returned to his normal expression. He turned around in dissatisfaction: "The second round will start now!" He pointed to A big willow tree next to the road in the distance: "Second round! Whoever runs under that big tree first..."

Before the words fell on his side, a large cloud of smoke splashed up, Wang Jin was already leaning under the big tree and lighting a cigarette leisurely!

Shi Jin's face dried up in an instant, and he spat out a skull expression from his mouth, but he blinked and the skull went back into his mouth: "Whoever runs under that big tree first?" Whoever loses! Oh yeah yeah I won the second round!"

Wang Jin smiled disapprovingly and contemptuously: "Pfft. It doesn't matter, as long as the outcome of the next round is determined, it's good to explain in advance."

Beads of sweat broke out on Shi Jin's face, he knew that this opponent was very difficult to defeat. . .He was thinking while walking towards Wang Jin slowly. . .It seems that he has no place to beat him except for having more tattoos on his face. . .Oh no, you can also compare who eats more and who eats more. . .

Damn, do you think I, Jiuwenlong from Zhenhuayin County, are so worthless?Those are side jobs!To beat him in one's own professional field is to completely suppress a real man!He opened his mouth: "The third round is my field of expertise—jumping from a big willow tree to scare people! Whoever scares people the most will win!"

"Hush..." Wang Jin stretched out his index finger to his lips, and lowered his voice while looking at the distance of the path: "There happened to be pedestrians, so let's start now."

"Okay! I'll go first!" Shi Jin jumped up to the big willow tree by the side of the road. He squatted on the branch and looked through the branches and leaves. He recognized the person as Li Ji, a hunter who often hunted in the Shaohua Mountain area. Usually, this person often brings wild game to sell around Shijia Village, but he rarely sells it to Shi Taigong's family in Shijiazhuang. . .Shi Jin secretly said happily: This fellow rarely sells wild game to my family, and I just took advantage of today to scare him away from his body!

Seeing that Li Ji was getting closer and closer, Shi Jin held the branches of the willow tree and made a grimace, preparing to jump down when Li Ji walked by the tree!

☆, June is so dark

Yes, how perfect my scary technique is!It is absolutely impossible for me to lose to Wang Jin in my professional field!

Seeing Li Ji walking under the tree with his head poking his head, he could only hear a rattling sound from the tree. Shi Jin perfectly spun 720 degrees in the air and landed in front of him!

That's right, just like Wang Jin and the others passed by this road at that time, Shi Jin fell from the tree so abruptly and looked at Li Ji with a cute and expectant expression on his face.

This Li Ji is an Orion in this area. Although he is not from Shijia Village, who knows the name of Jiuzhilong in Huayin County?Even his scary routines and the tattoos on his head are used to it. . .All along the way, he has been mentally prepared to guard against Shi Jin's sudden appearance from the tree.

So Li Ji and Shi Jin looked at each other for 1 minute, and then let out a sigh of relief, without causing any waves: "Wow, I was scared to death."

"..." Shi Jin fell silent, he wanted to complain that this reaction was fake but he couldn't let Wang Jin see the joke, so he cleared his throat, stood up straight and put on the majesty of the successor of Shijiazhuang: "Li Ji, what are you planning to do by running to my village in the middle of the night with your head poking around?"

Li Ji pouted and shrugged: "Look for Sai Bodang to have a bowl of wine to catch up."

"Cyberdown? Who is it?"

"It's Wang Si in Guizhuang. He can talk and do things, so we gave him the nickname Cyberdang." Passing by Shijiazhuang's biggest threat, Shi Jin's scary level has passed, and Li Ji also He yawned and relaxed: "Phew... Dalang, let the villain go if there is nothing to do."

"Go, let's go." Shi Jin strolled around Li Ji and saw the empty pannier: "How did you become a hunter, and you didn't even order game after drinking? Let's buy some deer and rabbits."

Li Ji grinned and began to vomit bitterness: "Don't you know, Dalang, a group of strong men came from Shaohua Mountain, and they set up a cottage and gathered five or seven hundred young people. The king in charge is Zhu Wu, the military master of Shenji, and the two The big king is called Leaping Tiger Chen Da, and the three big kings are called White Flower Snake Yang Chun. Huayin County is offering a reward of [-] guan to catch him, but who has the ability to catch him? How does a villain go up to the mountains to hunt and sell some wild game? ?”

"Swoosh." Shi Jin nodded sympathetically and took out a silver coin from his body and stuffed it into Li Ji's hand: "It's not easy, take it to a bar!"

Li Ji hurriedly took Yinzi and smiled with open eyes: "Thank you Dalang!"

"Go, go." Shi Jin looked at the figure of Li Ji who was dancing and sighed: "360 lines, it's hard to do..." He scratched his head in doubt: "Ah, am I right? Talk about forgetting something important?"

Besides, Shi Jin, the biggest threat passing by Shijiazhuang, has passed the hurdle of scaring people. Shi Jin even sympathized with him and gave him money for nothing. Li Ji felt relieved and even hummed a little tune unconsciously.

A gust of cold wind suddenly poured straight into his neck from behind, causing Li Ji to shiver unknowingly. . .Just as he was puzzled and was about to turn his head to see how the evil wind was blowing behind him, he put his hands on his shoulders, and a cold wind blew towards his ears with a whistling sound. . .

Li Ji broke out in cold sweat all over his body, and the violent beating of his heart had already covered the sound of willow leaves rustling in the wind!What new scary tricks does Shi Jin have?He panicked and said, "Da Lang! Don't make fun of me!"

A gloomy voice came from behind him: "Da... Lang? Who... is... Da... Lang... Ah?"

This was not Shi Jin's voice. . .Several beads of cold sweat dripped down Li Ji's head.man!man!This person is probably just a dealer who accompanied Shi Jin to scare him!He secretly cheered himself up from the bottom of his heart, broke free from the man's hand, sprinted under the tree in front, leaned on the tree and turned around!

I saw that the opposite of myself was a man with a muscular body and a strong figure. . .He only wore two fat times all over his body!That's right, one is worn in its normal position and the other is worn on the face!Two eyes sizing up Li Ji's body with strange rays of light from where his legs should have been exposed!

What the hell is going on! ?Is this a perverted mask in COS!? ?Li Ji was taken aback and stuck tightly to the big willow tree behind him!

I saw that man stretched out his hand and grabbed the fat ends of his waist, then pulled it up to his shoulders abruptly!The man posed in the pose of a bodybuilder showing off his muscles, swaying twice in the wind, his face was blushing and he grinned: "Oh~Yes~!"

Li Ji couldn't close his mouth in shock, and pinched the big willow tree behind him with his backhand!A drop of sweat dripped from his forehead and passed his eyes, causing him to blink, and within the blink of an eye, he heard a puff!When he opened his eyes, he saw the man standing in front of him like a ghost face to face!

All the sweat on Li Ji's body dripped onto the ground and ferociously moistened the big willow tree behind him: "Hero! What do you want!" He stretched out his hand in a panic and handed over the willow tree Shi Jin just gave him That ingot of silver: "This! Just take it!"

The man shook his head, and the faint voice continued to come from under the fat man: "Money...? Money...can...what to do."

"Then what are you going to want, hero, hero!?"

The man stretched out his hands and pressed Li Ji's shoulders again!Li Ji felt that this person's strength was extraordinary, but he pulled himself out of the tree with a click!He even picked the bark that was torn off in his hands!The man grabbed Li Ji twice, bent him into a buttocks-up position, and leaned against the tree!

"I want...and... not much..." The man continued to say quietly: "I... only... want yours... chrysanthemums... only."

"Fuck, this place is impossible!" Li Ji was taken aback, but his strength was not as strong as that person's and he couldn't break free!He only felt that something was slowly protruding towards his body!At this critical moment, Li Ji had an idea and shouted: "Hero, although I really want to dedicate my chrysanthemum to you, but the imperial court has ordered it! Now it is during the crackdown period that no descriptions below the neck can appear!"

"What's the matter." The man smiled contemptuously and patted Li Ji's, and Li Ji desperately resisted the man's: "Fuck, I just use my hands to resist." The way he grabs me, Mao can't even describe his arms and hands!"

"Ah, aren't the arms and hands below the neck?" The man tugged indescribably and made two crisp sounds.

"What the hell are you pulling! This feeling of not knowing what you're pulling makes people feel more evil!"

"Yi Ye, I snapped my fingers." As the man spoke, he aimed his inability to describe at Li Ji's indescribability!Li Ji was shocked. . .Ah, the heart is also below the neck!Li Ji can't describe the shock!I absolutely can't just lose my integrity here!Li Ji is so open that I can't describe it!There was only a sound of clothes bursting, and Li Ji used his fart power to forcefully break free from the man's tight binding and rushed into the gate of Shijiazhuang like a bazooka!

Looking at the collapsed Shijiazhuang gate, Wang Jin smiled slightly, tore off the fat strip from his face, turned his head and looked at the stunned Shi Jin in the distance.

The muscles of Wang Jin's whole body and the fat times on his hands were coated with a layer of orange-yellow against the light projected from the gate of the village, which looked extremely sacred, elegant and pure!Shi Jin tremblingly walked towards Wang Jin, the clothes fragments left by Li Ji under the willow tree behind him and the collapsed village gate in the distance were the evidence of his victory!That's right, I lost, I lost completely!

Shi Jin staggered because of the uncontrollable trembling. He stunned and walked slowly in front of the sacred, elegant and noble Wang Jin and the fat man in his hand, knelt down with a plop and kowtowed three times: "Master is here!" Come on! Receive a bow from the apprentice!!!"

☆, a real hero, better than diving!

Zi once said: Time seems cheap, and the sun and the moon are trivial.

Ah, our time is so stinky and shamelessly slipping away, the sun and the moon are changing so frequently day by day so wretched.

Ah, isn’t this sentence said by Confucius?Well it doesn't matter.Wang Jinniang gradually cultivated herself day by day in the Shijiazhuang mansion, from only eating buns to her eyes shining with wisdom again.Ever since Shi Jin appointed Wang Jin as his teacher, he has learned various skills day and night, and has gradually mastered eighteen martial arts: fart power propulsion, peeing into other people's cups, digging out the stuffing of buns and keeping the appearance of buns as they are, Pulling it out like a cannonball, absorbing energy from the fat, bound by the tortoise shell, you can easily stuff any unknown objects into the chrysanthemum. . . . . .Wait, wait, don't list all eighteen kinds of these things one by one!

Wang Jin's horse walked slowly through the compound again with a sign that said one month later in its mouth.

Wang Jin saw that his mother was getting better gradually, and Shi Jin also learned one by one, so he gradually divorced. After discussing with his mother early on, he wanted to resign from Yan'an Mansion one day, and Shi Jin immediately pulled at the door when he heard this. Man Manxiang blocked the way: "Master, I don't want you to go! I will take care of your mother and son to enjoy the rest of the world! Isn't it good to be here?"

Wang Jin sighed: "Eating and drinking here is very good, but if Gao Taiwei finds out here, I'm afraid it will hurt you. I wholeheartedly go to Yan'an Mansion to guard the side court. There is enough to live and live when there are people in use, let alone for you." As a super supporting role, Master has done his part, if he doesn't leave the scene, the author will be very troubled, so please don't say too much."

Shi Jin sat down on Xiangli at the door: "Master! If the author forces you to leave the stage, I will pull Xiang to the author's face later! If you must leave, then from my body and Xiang Trample and pass!"

I saw Wang Jin leading the horse and carrying the basket, and immediately sat on his mother, Kucha Kucha stepped Shi Jin and Xiang out as if nothing had happened.

Shi Jin was stepped into Xiangli and didn't realize it for a long time. When he realized it, Wang Jin had led his horse and disappeared in the west. In that direction, only Wang Jinniang's faint words echoed in the sky: "The poor monk's name Xuanzang, who came from the Eastern Song Dynasty, went to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek perfection..."

Shi Jin burst into tears instantly: "Master!!!"

Let’s say that Wang Jin led the horse and carried his mother to the west. On the top of Shaohua Mountain, there was a man in Tsing Yi holding a binoculars and watching Wang Jin walk out of Shijia Village with Xiang’s footprints, and heaved a sigh of relief: “This Shijiazhuang The dreadful figure is gone at last."

Standing beside him was a man in a dark blue tights and a man in a green helmet playing with snakes. Hearing this, the man in the tights stood up and looked around: "Brother, what is this man doing?" Who is it? Why can't he go to Shijia Village to rob when we are here?"

The man in Tsing Yi swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Don't you feel that the aura around that person is very unusual? Even without this person, it would be difficult to rob Shijia Village. The Jiuzhilong Shijin, who is the leader of the village, is said to have the Dragon Ball It's hard to deal with it! Now that this person is gone, let's make a detailed attack plan..."

The man in the dark blue tights said angrily: "Brother, why do you want others to overwhelm your own prestige!? Does this Shi Jin have three heads and six arms!? I have been waiting for so long and I don't want to wait for you to make endless bird plans!" He waved his hand and called out to the young men below: "Get my horse ready! Watch me first rob Shijia Village and then Huayin County!"

That's right, these are the three who occupy the mountain as kings in Shaohua Mountain. The man in the green clothes and holding the binoculars is Zhu Wu, the miraculous military strategist, and the one in the dark blue tights who is going to rob Shijia Village is Chen Da, the ravine tiger. The man in the green helmet and green armor playing with the snake is Yang Chun, the white snake. Shijia Village and Huayin County are the most affluent in Huayin County. They have been thinking about these two places for a long time.

In addition, after Wang Jin left, Shi Jin still maintained the posture that Wang Jin stepped into Xiangli, lying in Xiangli artistically, looking up at the blue sky and weeping, but in the distance, he thought of countless horseshoes and shouts: "Strong man!" Here we come! The strongman is here!!"

strongman. . .Speaking of it, I did hear Li Ji say that there are such a group of strong people in Shaohua Mountain. . .But my master left. . .Shi Jin's tears seemed to scatter into the sky, and it didn't matter what the strongman was. . .

Although this Shijia village is rich, it is an ordinary village that is invincible. Only Shi Taigong's Shijiazhuang has a tall courtyard wall and a large willow forest. All the villagers immediately went to Shijia Zhuang ran here, but everyone stopped at the gate of Shijiazhuang. . .Because there is a big beach of Xiang at the gate of the village blocking the road!

That Chen Da was wearing a dark blue tights, carrying a white-pointed steel gun and a tall white horse, leading three or four hundred young men across Shijia village and forced them outside the gate of Shijia village. Those people were captured by Chen Da. Renma and Xiang at the gate of Shijiazhuangzhuang were caught in the middle and couldn't move forward or retreat. . .

"Hahahaha!" Chen Da looked at the terrified villagers in the cracks and laughed, "What kind of bird plan do you need! Shijia Village is just a group of ordinary people, and that Jiuzhilong Shijin didn't even have a face when he heard the news. Do you dare to reveal it!"

While Chen Da was smiling, he saw that the pool at the gate of Shijiazhuangzhuang slowly squirmed, and something tall and tall rose out of it.

Chen Da's subordinates and the group of people were shocked!They looked at the thing that emerged from the beach in horror: "Fuck, the flying has become a genius!!!"

"Don't panic!" Chen Da pressed his steel gun horizontally: "The imperial court has ordered that from the middle of the twentieth century, nothing can be cultivated to become a master! If you think about it, you must not dare to do anything wrong!"

Shi Jin slowly opened his mouth: "I'm not Xiang, I'm human."

Chen Da was full of complacency: "Look!" The group of young people collectively shouted: "The second king is extremely intelligent and unparalleled!"

Shi Jin slowly stretched out his finger and pointed at Chen Da: "Are you that group of strong men from Shaohua Mountain? You dare to rob my Shijia Village after eating the bear heart and leopard courage!?"

Chen Da pointed a gun at him: "It's just such a small village that needs to eat bears' hearts and leopards' guts? Let's sacrifice you to my steel gun today!"

Shi Jin turned around in silence, and Chen Da laughed and said, "I'm too scared to look at you? Then I will let you die quickly!"

However, just when the steel gun was about to hit Shi Jin's body, Shi Jin jumped up high and let the steel gun hit his chrysanthemum!Then he used his strong sphincter to hold the steel gun fiercely and performed a somersault in the air!

Chen Da was caught off guard by being torn off his horse and flung out, slammed onto the courtyard wall of Shijiazhuang, and slowly slid to the ground. . .He turned his head in horror, only to see Shi Jin twist the chrysanthemum disdainfully, the steel gun flew out of the chrysanthemum and landed on the ground with a clatter!Shi further walked towards him with one shit mark, and the ground seemed to be trembling with his footsteps!

what happened?Damn, I was disarmed by this guy in minutes! ?Chen Da climbed up from the wall, turned and pointed at Shi Jin: "You... you are a hero if you disarm as soon as you come up! Martial arts is not my professional field! I won't accept it if I win in this!"

"Then what is your field of expertise?" Shi Jin smiled disdainfully.

Chen Da posed in a bodybuilding pose, and his tights exaggeratedly showed off his muscles: "I am known as a jumping tiger in the Jianghu! I am a national fourth-level diving athlete! If we have the ability, let's compete in diving!"

Shi Jin raised his hand: "Well, let me intervene, isn't there a total of one, two, three or three levels for divers?"

"Ignorant people on earth! The first level is the lowest level! The fourth level that has not been recorded is the level of super gods!"

"Yi Yi clearly knows that the first level is the highest level..."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Chen Da raised his middle finger at Shi Jin while showing off his toned muscles: "If you are a real hero, let's compete in diving!"

"But," Shi Jin held his chin, "There is only Shaohua Mountain around Huayin County, and there are no lakes or ponds. Even if there is a pond, where can I build a diving platform for you?" He patted his head. Pushing open the gate of Shijiazhuangzhuang, walked into the courtyard, pointed to a well in the courtyard and removed the well cover: "This is where we can compete in diving! There is a high platform and there is water under it!"

"Hmph, let me conquer your heart and your soul with my incomparably shocking and difficult diving moves!" Chen Da stretched his muscles and stood beside the well, stepping on the edge of the well. He jumped up and down a few times and at the same time made a forward somersault of ten and a half rounds with a difficulty factor of 250.0, turning fifty rounds and a backward somersault of ten and a half times!

Chen Da's incomparably confident and magnetic voice came from the well: "Sarcasm! I've frightened you with such a superb and shocking diving action! That's right! All three souls and seven souls have been scared away by my diving action." ! I am astounded by such superb difficulty..."

There was a bang sound from the water, and Chen Da's whole body was firmly stuck into the wooden barrel carrying water in the well. . .Shi Jin pouted and reached out to cover the well.

☆, Mr. Xu, you went to the wrong set!

Let's say that Chen Da slammed into the wooden barrel carrying water in the well with a bang, and Shi Jin put the well cover on easily.

Those little guys through this village are watching, I can't imagine that this Xiangjing is so powerful and our second king is so gone!After Shi Jin put the manhole cover on, they all backed up a few steps in horror, screaming like birds and beasts scattered.

And Shi Jin wiped his face, revealing his face and the tattoo of poop on his head. Seeing that it wasn't Xiang Jing, the common people cheered happily through the doorway: "It's not in vain for Shi Dalang to be such a hero!"

Let’s talk about Zhu Wu, Yang Chun, who were anxious in the cottage, but they saw the group of birds and beasts scattered and ran back: "What a disaster! What a disaster! The second king, Kuye, was first disarmed and then lost in diving! "

"Nani!" Zhu Wu was taken aback: "It's fine to disarm, isn't Chen Da a national fourth-level diver? Someone can beat him in diving!"

"Could it be..." Yang Chun was also taken aback: "Could it be that the person who defeated him was a national fifth-level diver!?"

"What should I do!" Zhu Wu anxiously pulled over a copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War and frantically flipped through it.

"Brother, don't worry, wait for me to rescue the second brother and flatten Shijiazhuang!" Yang Chun straightened his armor and picked up a big knife.

"Chen Da lost, so what can you do if you go!"

"Brother, since that person defeated Chen Da in the diving field, he must be a fifth-level diver surpassing the fourth-level diver! Even Chen Da devoted his whole life to diving to achieve the fourth-level achievement. Level [-] divers can't even wipe their own butt except diving!"

Zhu Wu slapped Sun Tzu's Art of War in surprise: "Third brother is so smart! I should give you the title of Divine Machine Military Master!"

"How dare, how dare... Besides, although I am not as good as Chen Da in martial arts, I am not alone!" The white snake with a thick bowl mouth came out from Yang Chun's sleeve, spitting out a letter, and Yang Chun stepped onto the horse's face Faced with sunshine in the direction of Shijiazhuang: "I still have my Suzhen!"

"When the third brother saves the second brother and comes back, I will hold a banquet for you!" Zhu Wu happily clasped his fists and watched Yang Chun lead 250 young men away.

Let's say that the folks drank for a long time across the door, but Shi Jin just looked up to the sky at a 45-degree angle and shed tears. The sound of horseshoes sounded and crowds gathered, Yang Chun led the troops to kill them again!

The villagers once again retreated to the Shijiazhuang courtyard wall and were surrounded by Yang Chun's men and Xiang at the gate. Then Yang Chun immediately swung his sword across: "Hey! The national five-level diver who beat my second brother in the diving field Where are the athletes!"

The common people were stunned: "National five-diving athlete!?"

I saw Shi Jin stepping out of Shijiazhuang slowly: "Although I am not a diver, you seem to be looking for me."

Yang Chun was shocked when he saw Shi Jin!I saw that Shi Jin was eight feet tall, covered in muscles all over his body, as if he was wearing the holy clothes of a golden saint!The exposed face has thick eyebrows, big eyes and a handsome face, and on the forehead is a very skillful and graceful tattoo of a big pile of poop!

Yang Chun stopped his surprise and tried to control himself from laughing. He stretched out his big knife and pointed at Shi Jin: "With the tattoo on your head, you must be Shi Jin from Jiuwenlong from Shijia Village!"

Shi Jin nodded modestly: "Of course, it's Lao Tzu."

Even if Chen Da is disarmed, how can I fight him?Thinking about it, Yang Chun drove the horse and walked forward: "Man, I have something important to tell you."

Shi Jin also walked forward: "But it doesn't matter." Seeing that the distance between the two was getting closer, Yang Chun suddenly stepped on the horse and stretched out his hand to stab Shi Jin's chest with a big knife!

This move was as urgent as thunder and swift as the wind, which caught people off guard!Yang Chun was about to admire Shi Jin's blood flying all over the sky, but he saw Shi Jin's back. . .I saw that the front end of the big knife was perfectly clamped by Shi Jin's butthole!

Fuck, how this person turned around and clamped my big knife with the butt at the speed of light just now, I didn't see clearly at all!Yang Chun was shocked, but before he could finish the shock, he was thrown out from the horse and stuck to the courtyard wall of Shijiazhuang with a bang like Chen Da!

Yang Chunpai slid down the wall while thinking: This person's martial arts skills are several times better than mine. . .That thing that looks like Xiangxiang might really be the golden holy cloth!No way, if this continues, I will follow in the footsteps of my second brother!I can only sacrifice my magic weapon!

Yang Chun slid against the wall to the ground. He leaned against the wall and turned around and stood up: "Martial arts is not my field of expertise. You are not a hero if you beat me in this area!"

"Oh?" Shi Jin smiled disdainfully again: "The diver just said the same thing."

I saw Yang Chun took off his helmet and put it on the ground. He himself sat cross-legged on the ground and hummed a tune. A white snake with a thick bowl rim wobbled and hovered out of the helmet following the tune.

"It's appeared!" All the young people shouted: "The three kings' snake-playing skills are unparalleled in the world!"

I saw that the white snake's scales were crystal clear like a crystal white pear; the letter was bright pink like a spicy duck's tongue;The surrounding villagers couldn't help but gathered together and sighed: "What a snake! What a snake!"

Yang Chun slowly stretched out his hand to the white snake, and the white snake gracefully stretched out its tail and put it on Yang Chun's hand, seeing Yang Chun pulling the snake's tail and shaking it, feeling sad The music played from behind him: "This lizard is called Suzhen."

"No way! It's clearly a lizard from a snake!" Several villagers around curled their lips.

"That's right, Suzhen is a lizard," Yang Chunsheng said tearfully, "When I was young, I went to the Sahara Desert to live in the wild, but unfortunately I met aliens in the center of the desert! Those aliens are shameless." Stolen my fat times! Just when I lost my fat times and couldn’t adapt to life without fat times in the desert, I gave up on myself and ate all the rations and was about to starve to death. Suzhen appeared! It gave me its limbs When the food gave me its molted skin, when the fat times supported me out of the Sahara! And I took this savior out of the Sahara and vowed to treat it well for the rest of my life!"

The young people around and the villagers couldn't help wiping their tears: "This is still a Sahara lizard! What an epic love story between humans and animals!"

Shi Jin raised his hand: "Well, allow me to interject a few words. Question [-]: Why do aliens take your fat times?"

"Well, how do I know that I'm not an alien?" Yang Chun sighed, wiping tears all over his face.

"Question [-], why do you give up on yourself and eat all the rations if you don't have a fat time?"

Yang Chun had a frightened expression on his face: "If there is no fat time, if you don't wipe your butt clean, Xiang will rub it on your pants!"

"Question three, the Sahara Desert is in Africa. How did you get to Africa in the eleventh century when there were no airplanes?"

Yang Chun blinked: "There are no planes and ships! Well, haven't you heard of Zheng He's voyages to the West?"

Shi Jin shook the table vigorously: "Damn Zheng He's voyages to the West, that was the Ming Dynasty and now it's the Song Dynasty! And what's the name of this white snake? Fuck Suzhen!? It's time to complain, Mr. Xu, you went to the wrong set, right? !"

Yang Chun stood up expressionlessly, yes, it's time to prove the truth of what I said!It's time to unleash my secrets!He stood up calmly, the white snake stretched out its head to help him bite off the waistband of his trousers, and the trousers fell down peacefully, revealing a snake that was molting like a crystal white pear shining with sparkling silver light. Second-rate! ! !

The surrounding folks and young people can't calm down anymore!They covered their faces with their hands against the shining silvery crystal like a crystal white pear, and their eyes widened between their fingers: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!!!"

Shi Jin also stood up expressionlessly, he untied the waistband of his trousers against the light that was crystal clear like a crystal white pear, and the trousers fell off smoothly, and a burst of holy light burst out like a nuclear explosion, instantly covering the entire body. The snake shed its skin and was drowned every time!All the folks covered their faces with their hands and their eyes widened between their fingers: "Damn!!! Fuck!!!! Fuck!!!!!!"

Yang Chun looked at the coming of the holy light like a nuclear explosion, together with the white snake shedding its skin, it turned into a piece of coke. . .ah. . .This person, this person didn't even wear fat times!Then if he didn't wipe his butt clean, wouldn't Shi Xiang rub it on his pants! ! !wrong!wrong! ! !Since I saw him, this man has been wearing a golden holy garment all over his body, ah! ! !

Yang Chunsuzhen plopped down on the ground neatly in this holy light nuclear explosion like charcoal: "Shi...Shi Jin...you...you won..."

☆, Juyuan three knots?

Besides, Zhu Wu was still nervous in the cottage, but this time a large mushroom cloud erupted over Shijiazhuang, and the entire boundary of Huayin County could be clearly seen!

Zhu Wu stood up in shock as he patted Sun Tzu's Art of War!Yang Chun doesn't have such a skill!He hastily organized scouts to inquire about information, only to learn that Yang Chun and the 250 people who followed him had all been wiped out!

Zhu Wu couldn't help crying at a 45-degree angle to the sky, thinking that Zhu Wu's martial arts is actually not as good as Chen Da Yang Chun, but he is proficient in formations and strategies, so he has also earned the title of this magical military master in the world.After he looked up to the sky and shed tears for a while, he decided to conquer Shijiazhuang with his unparalleled formation and strategy!

I saw him sitting on the ground with his chin propped up, a series of formation names galloping past his brain map. . .One-word Changxiang Formation, two-field Xiangxiang Formation, three-xiang Heaven and Earth Formation, four-door Fighting Formation, five-chrysanthemum driving formation, six-chrysanthemum-six-air formation, seven-xiang Beidou formation, eight-door Jinxiang formation, nine-xiang chain formation, Buried on all sides. . .

He held his forehead in pain and cried bitterly, because only Xiang was left in Mao's head!

At this time, one of his confidantes, named Zhang San, came over: "My lord, these formations are very exquisite in your mind, why don't you try them out? For example, the word Changxiang at the beginning Array?"

Zhu Wu pulled the hand holding his forehead from his face in pain: "The word Changxiang formation is to summon the Xiangshen to pull out a word like a chrysanthemum from the sky to the enemy on the ground like a slash! And summon Xiangshen, we need to use nine hundred and ninety-nine Xiangna offerings!"

"Wow, it looks amazing! This is from the sky.