Water Xu Chuan

A single slash will definitely kill Shi Jin in two! Zhang Sanxi said, "Why worry, Your Majesty!"This subordinate is going to organize the brothers to dig out the toilet! "

"The nine hundred and ninety-nine lumps of xiang used for offering sacrifices have extremely strict requirements in terms of length, width, height, taste, color, softness! The length must be 99 centimeters, the width, the width, and the height must be 10 centimeters, which is in line with the golden ratio! The color is lemon yellow, and the softness is greater than 99B, and the excretion time cannot exceed one hour, and it cannot be polluted by flies! The taste must exude a faint fragrance of lemon! Nine hundred and ninety nine lumps must be like this!"

"Holy shit, Mao Xiang has to conform to the golden ratio to pull out such a strict size!! What did you eat last meal that can pull out the lemon yellow color? And what the hell is this 10B softness? It's not a pencil!!! Can't even bear a fly? Is it a cleanliness?!!! A piece of Xiang has to have a light bergamot flavor, who the hell will taste it!!!!"

After Zhang San vomited, he raised his forehead in pain: "Where is Erxiang coming out of the water formation?"

"Er Xiang came out of the water array...he was lying in ambush under the toilet. When the opponent came out, he poked Xiang up from the inside of the toilet with the momentum of stealing the bell! The first shot hit the opponent's chrysanthemum and the second shot ruthlessly The opponent's chrysanthemum is completely destroyed, two strikes will kill!"

"Fuck! That's what the king is! You only need to sneak into the opponent's sewer and hide under the opponent's toilet, and it can be done in seconds!!!"

Zhu Wu pressed his hand on his face again in pain: "The economic development of Shijia Village is relatively backward, and there is no use of flush toilets."

Zhang San was stunned: "Ah."

Zhu Wu burst into tears through the cracks of his fingers: "The whole village of Shijia Village is full of cesspit dry toilets!!!"

Zhang San once again supported his forehead in pain: "Then... the Nine Xiangs Chain Formation?"

Zhu Wu's face is hidden under Fu E's hands: "Nine Xiang serial formation is one Xiang after another connecting a total of Jiu Tuo Xiang... It is an extreme form that makes the other party step on Jiu Tuo Xiang to have a strong sense of inferiority. A must-kill array of fighting spirit!"

Zhang San took his hand from his forehead: "This is good! This is good! Let that Shi Jin even step on Jiu Tuoxiang with too much inferiority and become our lamb to be slaughtered!"

Zhu Wu's face is still hidden under Fu E's hands: "This formation requires a thorough analysis of all possible actions of the opponent, and requires the accumulation of a large amount of data on the opponent's action patterns and calculations with cutting-edge programs to ensure that the opponent will step on the nine tuoxiang in succession. Fang will not step on a pile of Xiang!"

Zhang San once again held his forehead in pain and burst into tears from between his fingers: "Then none of these ten formations can adapt to the current situation and flatten Shijia Village?"

Zhu Wu let out a long sigh: "Exhausting all my life's study and research, I can't even save my brother. I only got the empty title of Shenji Military Division..."

Zhang San also let out a long sigh: "Thinking that the brothers in this village are widely rumored that the king, the second king, and the third king, Juyuan, are married for three times, but I didn't expect that it would be like Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan's three knots, a good beginning but not a good end. . Are there really no fairy tales in this world?"

"Yi Yi." Zhu Wu stood up from the ground and straightened his clothes: "The three of us have a good beginning and a good end! Let me show you the fairy tales of this world!! Remember! Forever Don't lose hope in life!!!"

Zhang San's eyes were full of tears: "Your Majesty..."

Just when Yang Chun and the white snake were tied up by five flowers, the people once again applauded Shi Jin, and after drinking for a while and planning to go home, they saw Zhu Wu riding a horse and carrying a pair of knives leading a group of people down from Shaohua Mountain!The common people were shocked and fell into the siege of Zhu Wu's soldiers and horses and Na Tanxiang at the gate of Shijiazhuang!

Shi Jin was wearing the Golden Xiang holy clothes and stood in front of the Shijiazhuang gate awe-inspiringly!

It was getting late suddenly, and the entire gate of Shijiazhuang seemed to have turned into a venue for a decisive battle!ah!That bloody setting sun!ah!That biting cold wind!ah!The strands of yellow sand that smeared the sky wantonly with the wind!All of this outlines a magnificent artistic conception, a battlefield for a decisive battle!

Zhu Wu turned his head and looked at Zhang San beside him, with a strong sunset red in his eyes: "The fairy tales in this world, let me show you the fairy tales! Remember! Never lose hope in life! "

Zhang San's eyes resounded with the sunset red and he nodded fiercely with tears in his eyes: "En!!!"

I saw Zhu Wu holding a pair of knives, slapping Shi Jin on his ass and rushing forward!Shi Jin posed in front of Zhu Wu and took a horse step!

All the folks and the little ones all stared wide-eyed, not wanting to miss a trace of the flow of air, feeling that they will see a super showdown across the century!

I saw Zhu Wu throwing the double knives with the left hand and the right hand, doing a gorgeous right somersault 720 degrees, rolling the saddle, falling off the horse, tearing off his shirt, and plopping firmly in front of Shi Jin: "Hero, spare me!!!"

All the common people and the little ones vomited 250cc of blood on their backs with a puff!

"..." Shi Jin was stunned. After he stabilized his mind for a while, he opened his mouth: "Are you kneeling just to let me spare your life?"

"Ah, bah, no, no, I didn't want to let a good man spare my life, so I subconsciously said it smoothly when I did this set of actions..." Zhu Wu scratched his head: "I, Chen Da, and Yang Chun were forced to go up the mountain by unjust lawsuits. Fallen grass! At the time, I made a vow in the Juyuan saying that I would not seek the same life but seek the same death! Although it is not as good as Liu Guan and Zhang Haojie, the sincerity of the oath can be learned from the world! Now the second brother and the third brother offended the hero Huwei and were captured by the hero. There is nothing I can do to implore the hero The three of us are tied up and sent to the official for reward, and we swear not to frown on the guillotine! So that the three of us can’t live together but die together! Our three brothers died at the hands of heroes without any grudges!”

The words that Zhu Wu said before rushing forward flashed in front of Zhang San: "The fairy tales in this world, let me show you the fairy tales!"must remember!Never lose hope in life! 'Is this how fairy tales in this world come true?Although we cannot live together, we must die together!In fact, it is so simple and so heroic that fairy tales want to be realized!He looked at Zhu Wu kneeling in front of Shi Jin and couldn't help but burst into tears: "My lord!!! You can go with peace of mind! You have lit the lamp of hope in my life for me!! I will work hard in the future to live and work hard for more A fairy tale in which people create this world!!!”

Zhu Wu knelt in front of Shi Jin without turning his head and without answering. He just stretched out his right arm and raised his thumb with his right hand.

All the young people and the villagers started to choke with Zhu Wu's right thumb sticking out. Zhang San covered his heart with his hands and cried, "Big!!! King!!!!!!"

Looking up at the blue sky at a 45-degree angle, Shi Jin unconsciously let out a long sigh. He took a few steps forward and helped Zhu Wu up: "Please get up, and please follow me into the village."

☆, great public welfare undertakings

Let’s say that Li Ji went to Shijiazhuang to find Wang Si for a drink a month ago and was frightened by Wang Jin. This month, he was bedridden all day and all night with his hands tightly covering his chrysanthemum, and he could always see it no matter whether he opened or closed his eyes. Wang Jin, who was wearing a fat face, was behind him and wanted to do that indescribable thing to him. (Detailed chapter twelve)

The door of the house was slammed again, and the landlord's cursing voice came: "Li Ji! Li Ji! You are owed a month's rent by Mahler xx! If it weren't for the fact that you xx is an old resident for many years, Lao Tzu ×× has kicked you out of ×× long ago! Then ×× will give you the last month’s deadline! If you fail to pay the rent next month, I’ll kick you out first (beep——)! Then (beep——) (beep——) again!! Finally (beep——) (beep——) (beep——)!!!”

In the room, Li Ji still tightly covered the chrysanthemum with one hand and pressed his face with the other in pain. Two lines of tears trickled down from his hands and moistened the bed sheets.

What should I do, the landlord will really beep beep beep if this continues!

But that Shaohua mountain is occupied by strong people, so there is no way to hunt, and the guy with Fatty has turned into a phantom and is plotting against my chrysanthemum all the time!Li Ji sat up from the bed clutching the chrysanthemum, and suddenly felt that Wang Jin was standing under the bed with something indescribable about to pierce the bed board and destroy his chrysanthemum!

He screamed and jumped off the bed to see that there was nothing under the bed.

Hit the evil. . .I need to find a Daxian to see.

no!We have to love science and not feudal superstition!Or see a psychiatrist. . .Li Ji picked up a frying pan and covered his chrysanthemums, then took a look at his haggard face and let out a long sigh.

But going to the clinic to find a doctor requires money. . .Li Ji covered the chrysanthemum with a frying pan with one hand and groped his body with the other hand for a long time. A copper coin rolled out of his pocket clangingly. Li Ji's eyes were fixed on it, shining copper light on the ground After driving slowly for a certain distance, he fell to the ground. The copper coin trembled when it fell to the ground, and Li Ji's tears overflowed with the tremor.

There was only a penny left in the pocket. . .Look at Dr. Mao. . .

But if he stays in the house like this, he will be tortured to death by that phantom. . .Li Ji carefully picked up the copper coin from the ground, tremblingly opened a crack in the door to peek out at the landlord's back full of anger, and stepped out cautiously.

Li Ji lives in Huayin County. When he walked out, the fresh air and the bright sun hugged him fiercely. He was immersed in this hug and closed his eyes for 3 minutes, as if he had regained a little vitality, so he slowly used a frying pan Covered with chrysanthemums, I went downstairs and walked into the market.

The house he rents is relatively remote in Huayin County because the rent is low, and the street market downstairs is a little dilapidated and deserted, but there are still a few listless peddlers. He covers the chrysanthemum with a pan while walking slowly. He was planning to go to the medical clinic to try to win the doctor's sympathy.

"Mr., from the unique shape of your chrysanthemum with a pan, it seems that you have bad luck." Such a question came from an unobtrusive corner of the street, and the chrysanthemum was covered with a pan. Who else is there in the street?So Li Ji turned his head and saw a man dressed as a scholar sitting on the floor, beside him was a pair of long-handled binoculars with a bracket, and a pair of couplets and horizontal batches floating beside him.

I saw that the Leftist wrote: Watching the stars and shaking the hexagrams, the thief is sure, haha!

I saw that Youlian wrote: For fortune telling, find Zhiduoxing 233!

I saw that horizontal batch wrote: Lose your Lou Mu!

The scholar saw Li Ji turned his head and pointed at him: "Hi! You! It's You! Come here baby!"

Li Ji tilted his head in shock, and a line of saliva came out from the corner of his mouth: "Who are you?"

The man stood up and clasped his fists: "My surname is Wu Mingyong, my name is pedantic, my Taoist name is Mr. Jialiang, my ancestral home is from the hometown, and people in Jianghu are called Zhi Duoxing! He is an astronomy enthusiast, and he is studying astrology and human destiny. Associated research!"

Li Ji made a sound of inhaling and sucked back the saliva that was almost slammed into the ground: "Biaozi pedant, don't I have to call you Wu Xuexue? I am a postdoctoral professor!"

Wu Yong looked up at the sky, and his eyes seemed to see the bright starlight through the atmosphere: "One year and three months ago, I observed two people rising from the sky in Tokyo and turning into the common base B star and Since then, I have started research on the relationship between astrology and human destiny! I believe that every star represents every creature on the earth!"

Li Ji looked up at the sky with him, but his eyes could not penetrate the atmosphere, the sun almost blinded his dog eyes.

Then Wu Yong sighed and lowered his head: "It's a pity that this research is not favored by the world. When I announced my scientific research results to the first person, I was flattened by that reckless man for a day and a night!" (Detailed Chapter 7)

"So why did you call me?" Li Ji blinked and was almost blinded: "Don't delay my going to the hospital."

Wu Yong raised his head and was full of emotion: "Fate is determined by God, happiness is your own, I want to know my other half..."

Li Ji used the frying pan covering the chrysanthemum to smack Wu Yong's face: "Shutup!!!" After that, he tore off the frying pan and covered the chrysanthemum again, turned around and was about to leave.

"..." Wu Yong wiped the blood on his face and pressed back his slapped face: "Don't leave, sir! If you guessed right... Oh no, you seem to have been killed by something shortly after my careful stargazing. Thing threatened Daisy and got a serious scare!"

Li Ji stopped and turned his head slowly: "How do you know?"

"That's it! That's it!" Wu Yong said with a smile on his face, "Looking at the way you are protecting the chrysanthemum with a pan... oh no, I didn't say anything just now, please ignore the last sentence I said Please pay attention to the next sentence I am about to say, this is the conclusion I have come to after careful stargazing!"

"Alas." Li Ji walked back with a sigh of relief and squatted in front of Wu Yong: "Your life is only 100 years long, yet there are so many troubles."

With a smile on his face, Wu Yong spoke very fast: "So only by investing in the ocean of academic research can the limited life be of infinite value and forget all the troubles and live in the hearts of future generations forever."

Li Ji looked up at Wu Yong suspiciously.

"Oh, please ignore my last sentence again." Wu Yong scratched his head: "Please continue."

"Hey, to borrow Shi Dalang's words, 360 lines, it's hard to do well... Originally, I didn't ask for prosperity and wealth, I just wanted to eat and drink, but now not only came the strongman, he lost his livelihood, he was frightened, and he couldn't even pay the rent. Let’s start... what should I do if I can’t pay the rent next month!” (Chapter [-] in detail)

"Sir, are you short of money?"

"Relying on the mountain to rely on the mountain to rely on the water to eat water, I have always relied on this Shaohua Mountain for food. Now Shaohua Mountain has a group of strong people. I can't go up the mountain. I have no choice but to go to Shi Dalang Village Shangsaibodang to find a living, but in the end I was arrested outside the village. I was scared to death once I got fat and perverted! Now I am clutching my chrysanthemum and dare not let go! The landlord just came to ask for the rent in arrears, and if he is in arrears next month, he said that he will beep first, beep beep, beep beep, and finally beep beep beep !"

Wu Yong listened carefully, and after Li Ji finished speaking, he let out a long sigh: "Ah, ah, I believe you will get better soon."

"Really!?" Li Ji looked at Wu Yong with hopeful eyes.

Wu Yong was almost stared at by Li Ji. He calmed down for a few seconds and opened his mouth again with a calm mind: "Fuck, I just casually comforted you...ahh, please don't pay attention to what I said in the first half of the sentence. Say yes, sir, you will get better soon, I have just received a sign from the sky, sir, you will have a lot of money this year!"

"Big fortune!?"

"Don't pay too much attention to me and just say it casually... Ah yes! That's right! Big fortune! Big enough to change one's life against the sky!"

Li Ji's eyes were bright and bright: "Did you travel to some continent and become an awesome protagonist, or did you get some amazing system?"

"Brother, you read a lot of online novels... Besides, this is the Song Dynasty where are you from..." Wu Yong blinked his eyes and patted his head: "Probably? Probably. I'm sorry to say it bluntly, it's nothing like crossing the system or anything Very realistic, sir, you have such a fortune, you have to find it at the source of your stable life shattered..."

Li Ji scratched his head: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmits!? Is this right!?"

"...You ask me where I am..." Wu Yong patted his head again: "Well, then you have to figure it out yourself! The rest are secrets! Do you know what secrets are!? Secrets It's all unrevealable!"

"Oh... Thank you Wu for being pedantic..." Li Ji scratched his head and stood up, still holding the chrysanthemum in the pan and walking forward.

"Wait...Wait!" Wu Yong was stunned, he jumped up and grabbed Li Ji: "Sir, you haven't paid me yet! It's useless for me to do public welfare!? It's very exhausting for me to accept the omens of the stars in the sky. How angry!"

"..." Li Ji held his forehead and groped in his pocket for a long time, then solemnly stretched out his hand: "This is all my property, please take it to your heart's content, take it to your heart's content."

Wu Yong smiled and continued with both hands: "Hey! Sir, if you think I'm right, welcome to come back anytime next time! I'll give you a [-]% discount!"

Li Ji showed his teeth with a bright smile: "Then there will be Mr. Lao." After saying that, he let go of his hand, and the whole person turned into a gust of wind and rushed out for three blocks in seconds!

The wind brought by the running picked up Wu Yong's long shirt with long sleeves, Wu Yong's eyes were fixed on a penny, the sun's brilliance spun gracefully in the air and landed on the palms of his outstretched hands.

"Fucking shit!!!!!!"

The author has something to say: Sorry for the late update today. . .I was a little entangled in the order of the plot and decided to deal with it, but it turned out to be terrible 233

Hey, it seems that no one has been watching it all the time. I guess no one will hear me when I say sorry_(:зゝ∠)_

☆、Jelly stained with feces

Shi Jin walked into the thatched cottage in the living room and sat down casually. Zhu Wu followed him and stood in the middle of the thatched cottage in a daze.

Shi Jin spread his hands, "Sit."

Zhu Wu sat upwind of him.

Shi Jin pulled the snack basket from the coffee table, took out a biscuit and handed it to Zhu Wu: "Do you want a biscuit?"

Zhu Wu looked at his hands and frowned: "Don't eat."

Shi Jin put the biscuits back into the basket and took out a jelly: "Do you want jelly?"

Zhu Wu turned his head away from looking at him: "Don't eat."

Shi Jin took out another chicken leg: "Do you want to eat chicken legs?"

"Brother, I didn't come here to discuss what to eat with you, I came here to beg to die with my second and third brothers!"

"Hey——" Shi Jin picked up the jelly again with a long voice: "What's the hurry, eat first, after eating this jelly, you will be my friend."

Zhu Wu looked at him with pain all over his face: "Don't test my steel-like will with those food! Do you think I don't want to eat it!? If it wasn't for the feces in your hand, I would have taken it and ate it up!"

"Damn it! I didn't even notice it if you didn't tell me!" Shi Jin put the shit-stained jelly back into the snack basket: "You three brothers talk first, I'm going to take a shower!"

Zhu Wu and Yang Chun looked at Shi Jin's figure and walked out of the thatched cottage, leaving behind a string of feces-stained footprints. Chen Da looked straight at the snack basket and sighed: "Oh, what a pile of shit-stained jelly ruined a basket. delicious."

"When is it time to eat, eat, and eat?" Zhu Wu took out a piece of candy from the snack basket, carefully unpacked it, and stuffed it into his mouth: "This Shi Jin just went to take a shower, why don't we eat?" manage."

Chen Da and Yang Chun also sat beside him, Chen Da looked at Zhu Wu's puffed cheeks and smacked his lips a few times: "Steal his fat times so that he can't get out of the shower!"

"It's absolutely impossible!" Yang Chun had a painful expression on his face: "Then Shi Jin didn't wear fat times at all!"

"In that case, if he didn't wipe it clean, wouldn't he rub it on his pants! This Shi Jin is really scary!"

"Nonsense!" Zhu Wu slapped the table: "Didn't you see that he is so scary that his whole body is covered with that! He still cares about the little bit that rubbed on his outer pants!?"

Chen Da and Yang Chun were taken aback: "Brother is such a great idea! We didn't think of this at all!"

"Shi Jin's nickname is Jiuzhilong, and it is said that he has the power of the dragon ball. This seems to be true. He is far superior to ordinary people!" Zhu Wu sighed: "But what is the meaning of the nickname Jiuwenlong? Could it be!? He can control nine dragons!?"

Chen Da and Yang Chun were stunned: "Nine flying dragons!!!??" The mind maps of the two of them merged together and overflowed, it was Shi Jin floating in mid-air with nine giant dragons circling around him!The nine giant dragons were frantically spraying dung on the ground. . . : "Fucking bro, let's run back to the mountain!!!"

"Escape back to the mountain!? Is it useful to escape back to the mountain!? You are not afraid that Shi Jin will control the nine dragons and spray the shit out of our cottage!? By then, not only will the brothers under his command be troubled, but even the last shelter will be lost. !"

Chen Da and Yang Chun cried bitterly and hugged each other: "That's not good!"

Zhu Wujiang bit the sugar in his mouth into pieces: "Let us three brothers die in his hands, it's not a loss to die at the hands of such an extraordinary person, fulfilling the promise of not seeking the same life but seeking the same death... At any rate, the cottage is still left behind, and the brothers will light incense and burn some paper for us during the New Year holidays..."

While talking, Chen Da and Yang Chun rushed over and hugged Zhu Wu together, crying bitterly: "Brother!!!"

Zhu Wu also hugged the two of them: "Second brother!! Third brother!!!"

Seeing that Shi Jin came back clean and tidy, he stared at the three people in the thatched cottage who were crying in a ball and was stunned: "Why are you three crying?"

"You have to die with integrity!" Zhu Wu pushed Chen Da and Yang Chun away and bowed to Shi Jin: "Please escort the three of us to the officials! The three of us died at the hands of heroes as ghosts." Refreshing!"

Shi Jin helped him up: "I'm just depressed because my master just left. The loyalty of the three of you makes me so jealous!"

Zhu Wu was stunned: "This is the hero."

Shi Jin took out three green arrows from his pocket: "Let's make friends!"

Zhu Wu took three green arrows and stuffed them into his mouth: "En!"

"...This is for the three of you..."

"Uh..."

"It doesn't matter." Shi Jin smiled heartily: "Come here! Kill pigs and goats and host a banquet for the three of you!"

These four people drank in one breath from evening to late night. After Shi Jin sent them out, he walked back drunk to the thatched cottage. The farmer Wang Si supported him like that, but Shi Taigong rushed out from the side door at this time: "son , Those three who hosted a banquet just now, could they be the strong men of Shaohua Mountain!?"

Shi Jin had a drunken foolish smile all over his face: "Four... within the four seas... Those who have the word "Yi" on their heads are all brothers! Strong, so what about strong people?"

"Oh... Our historians have been innocent people for generations. What should we do if we have a relationship with this kind of person and be pursued by the government? Your master just left today and you made trouble like this again!"

"No...no, don't worry about it!" Shi Jin was swayed back to the room by Wang Si's support: "Oops...poor old man...the loyalty! No...don't talk to them, When it comes to the relationship, I'm still going to talk about it!" He scratched his head: "Ah, yes, it's going to be the Mid-Autumn Festival... Let's enjoy together, enjoy the moon and have a drink?" He threw himself on the table and picked up his pen He started to write crookedly, and after writing the nine characters of coming to Gada to enjoy the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival, he stretched out his hand and beckoned to Wang Si with a smile: "Li... Li Ji said that you still have a nickname! Sai, Sai Bodang!" (Chapter [-] in detail)

Although Wang Si also drank some, he was still not drunk: "How dare a villain, how dare you."

"Don't...don't be modest!" Shi Jin put the piece of paper into his hand with a smile: "Go...go and send it to the mountain!"

"Now?"

"Just... right now!"

"Okay, the villain will go right away!" Wang Si nodded, helped Shi Jin onto the bed, and went straight to Shaohua Mountain.

Besides, when Li Ji left Wu Yong's shop, he was always thinking about where to start this year's fortune, and he habitually walked to the foot of Shaohua Mountain without knowing it. Shanchang sighed. . .I think that although he has been relying on mountains and mountains for a long time, although he is not rich, he is also free and happy, and he is all to blame for this group of strong people. . .

He remembered Wu Yong's words: Sir, you are so rich, you have to find it at the source of your stable life. . .

The source of a smooth life shattered. . .He leaned against a tree looking at Shaohua Mountain and sighed, closing his eyes tiredly.

I saw Wang Jin, who was wearing fat times, suddenly jumped out from behind the tree!That indescribable object stood upright in a daze, pierced the tree with a click, and went straight to Li Ji's chrysanthemum!Li Ji jumped up from the ground with a loud cry and hurriedly covered the chrysanthemum with a pan!

It was pitch black all around, where was Wang Jin's shadow?Li Ji wiped the sweat from his head and let out a long sigh. It seemed that he fell asleep in a daze under the tree. . .He looked around, and there was a large area of ​​black lights all around him. It seemed that he slept from evening to dark. . .

Relying on his familiarity with the terrain for many years, he staggered towards the mountain road of Shaohua Mountain, but saw a person walking crookedly along the mountain road from up to down the mountain, throwing up while walking.Li Ji lay down in the grass professionally and instinctively, and saw that the man fell to the ground with a plop as he walked and vomited, and a few dangling silver things in his pocket rolled out and scattered all over the ground. .

Could it be silver that was scattered all over the place?That fortune teller is really accurate!After the calculation in the afternoon, the money will be delivered to the door in the evening?He calmed down for a while and looked at the man through the starlight, but found that the man became more and more familiar. . .Isn't this person the Siberian King Si of Shijiazhuang?This mountain is a strongman's stronghold, so what is it like for Wang Da Da to walk down the mountain with these silver taels in his hands in the middle of the night, drunk?

Li Ji regained his composure, saw Wang Si lying motionless on the mountain path and gradually snoring, so he crept out of the grass.

The author has something to say: Yesterday's chapter, that is, Chapter No.16 was posted yesterday evening, that is, the evening of April 4rd, but I don't know why it couldn't be published, it seems that there is something wrong with the title 3...

I revised the title this morning and it seems that it has finally been published... The original title of Chapter No. 16 is: Lost Your Lou Mother’s Public Welfare.

Hey, although it was changed yesterday, isn't it the same...?Well, let's just make up for yesterday's mistakes today...

☆, strong push is really not funny

But Wang Si took the piece of paper written by Shi Jin and left Shijiazhuang. He looked at the crooked words on the Mid-Autumn Festival, come to this Gada to enjoy the moon, and smiled, imitating Shi Jin's drunken virtue: "Ah, yes, it's coming to the Mid-Autumn Festival... Let's enjoy it together, enjoy the moon and have a drink? Puff, puff, puff!"

After walking for about half an hour, he came to the foot of Shaohua Mountain. Except for the cottage on the top of the mountain, the whole mountain was covered with a large area of ​​black and white.

This is Shaohua Mountain. . .There won't be any poisonous snakes or worms. . .Wang Si looked at the mountain and swallowed his saliva, thinking that I have a good tongue and can deal with interpersonal relationships. The mouth escape skill MAX is called Cyberdang, but this poisonous snake and worm is immune to mouth escape. If I die on the way, I don’t know if it will happen Who is sad for me. . .

Life. . .I think I only invest in this Shijiazhuang to have stability and happiness, when will I be able to be rich and prosperous?

A bleak early autumn breeze passed by, and he took steps along the Shaohua Mountain Road.

The bridge to the bow is naturally straight, who can say clearly about fate?He held his breath and walked to a row of large wooden fences halfway up the mountain. Two young men were aiming at him with bows and arrows: "Who!?"

Wang Si bowed deeply: "I am Shijiazhuang Wang Si, in the name of Shi Dalang, to send a letter to the three great kings, and I hope that the two elder brothers will show their noble hands for convenience."

The two young men guarding the mountain gate also escaped from the Shijiazhuang during the day. In the end, Shi Jin's loyalty and letting the three kings come back moved them very much. One of the young men hurriedly clasped their fists: " Please come in quickly, I will take you to meet the three great kings."

Let's say that Wang Si met three great kings and presented letters. The three of them were overjoyed. They wrote a reply and rewarded Wang Siwu taels of silver for killing pigs and sheep for a banquet. They drank until midnight.Wang Si had already drunk six or seven cents in the afternoon, and he was drunk after two more meals. He circled down the mountain with the five taels of silver and the reply letter in his arms.

"Saibodang! Saibodang in Shi Dalang Village!" Zhang San had just settled the three drunken kings who also drank twice and ran down the mountain in a hurry: "Seeing that your legs and feet are inconvenient to drink, I will send you a drink." How are you going back to the village?"

"No la la la." Wang Si stabilized Jiu Jin and turned around. He didn't want to owe a favor to a young man: "It's only half an hour, half an hour's journey, myself, Noproblem!"

"Okay." Zhang San was really worried when Wang Si turned around and staggered, but a young man ran up: "Third brother! Third brother! Come and persuade the third king, he is drunk and confused And to do the indescribable thing to his snake!"

Zhang San had no choice but to cup his fists at Wang Siyi, turned around and ran back up the mountain.

Wang Si turned around and walked crookedly while vomiting: "I... I'm like, gills, who are you with a big crotch! Use, do you need you?" As soon as the mountain wind blew, the wine rushed to his head more and more, he staggered, took ten steps, and went down half of the mountain crookedly, finally fell to the ground with a plop, and threw all the silver in his arms to the ground. I started snoring.

The clump of grass on the side of the road was trembling at this moment, Li Ji covered the chrysanthemum with a frying pan and climbed out, he poked his head over and stabbed Wang Si: "Wang Si? Fourth brother? Saber?"

Wang Si snored loudly and didn't respond at all, so Li Ji bent down and put the scattered silver into his pocket first, picked it up piece by piece and directly picked it up into Wang Si's pocket, and touched a piece of paper.

this paper. . .Could it be a bank note? ? ?Li Ji's eyes shone with developed light, and Wu Yong's words still echoed in his ears: Sir, you are so rich, you have to find it at the source of your stable life being shattered. . .

This scholar Wu is really accurate!The source of being unable to hunt is the strong man of Shaohua Mountain, and the source of meeting that fat pervert is going to Shijiazhuang to find Wang Si. Now the two sources are unified!Banknote!Let alone 500 taels to 1000 taels!Developed!Li Ji opened the paper excitedly, only to find that it was a letter, and was very disappointed.

The sky was dark, Li Ji stuck the letter on his face and read it several times, and he could barely see that he would go to Shijiazhuang for an appointment during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and his whole body was on fire again.

Well, you Shi Jin, you still asked me how the strong man in Shaohua Mountain ended up colluding with the strong man secretly!Huayin County offered a reward of 1000 coins for capturing the strong man of Shaohua Mountain. I would never earn these [-] coins in my whole life as a hunter! (Chapter [-] in detail. Yiguanqian = [-] Wen, and in the Song Dynasty, [-] Wenqian = one tael of silver.)

Li Jile frantically took the letter and Yinliang, turned around and went down the mountain to Huayin County, and said that Wang Si lay on the mountain road and slept until the sun came out the next day, and the sunlight hit his face in a daze. After being pestered, he sat up from the ground and yawned a lot, looked around in a daze, then reached into his pocket again and found that there was nothing in it, he was dumbfounded.

Money is nothing, so what should I do with the reply letter?I don't know who took it. . .If I go back and tell Da Lang that I lost the reply letter, Da Lang will definitely not forgive me and drive me out of the village without even a place to live!

Why don't you just say that there is no reply, and settle down first, and then inquire about the news little by little.Wang Si made up his mind and returned to Shijiazhuang.

It just so happened that Shi Jin was clearing away the Xiang that had piled up in front of the door yesterday, Shi Jin saw him while doing so and asked, "Has the letter arrived?"

"Delivered."

"Why did you come back at this time?"

"Thanks to the master, the villain went up the mountain to deliver the letter, and the three kings invited the villain to drink. When they got drunk, they spent the night on the mountain."

"It's rare for them to be polite," Shi Jin nodded, "Do you have a reply?"

Wang Si answered lightly: "The three great kings originally wanted to write a reply letter, but the villain said that since he is sure to come, why bother to reply? The villain has eaten a lot of wine, and if something goes wrong on the way, wouldn't it delay the big thing?"

Shi Jin was overjoyed and shoveled a shovel of Xiang: "I don't blame others for calling you Saibodang! You are really thorough and careful in handling things! I entrust you with the matter of going to the county to buy wine, meat and fruit mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival!"

"Thank you Dalang for your love!" Wang Si clasped his fists and hurriedly stepped into the village with his head lowered.

Before I knew it, it was the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival. Shi Jin ordered the farmer to slaughter a large sheep, a hundred chickens and geese, and held a banquet in the courtyard. Three or five people went straight to Shijiazhuang, seeing the sky getting darker and brighter in the eastern sky.