Water Xu Chuan

This Yanggu small county may not be able to accommodate you. . .Let's discuss and discuss why it is better to release the hero from office. . . "

"I don't like to beat around the bush. Since the county magistrate told me to leave here, labor and management must leave!" Wu Song turned around and strode out of the county office with a slight salute. The development of this story is not right! Your sister-in-law and I are such key characters, how can there be no role if there is no role?"

"Brother! It's good not to give you a role. If I give you a role, I'm afraid you will die while acting! The author of the previous paragraph about Wang Baoqiang's divorce has been swiping the screen all day long. I really don't want to see similar plots!"

"Second brother, where do you plan to go in the future? Why don't you go back to Qinghe County with your brother to sell cooking cakes!"

"Brother's proposal is very good! But the biscuit industry is too single to make a fortune. I found a drink that goes well with biscuits! I want to learn how to make this drink and then accompany my brother to sell biscuits!"

Wu Dalang was taken aback: "A drink that goes well with cooking cakes? Where is it?"

Wu Song stretched out his finger and pointed to the three bowls of hills in the distant Jingyang Gang: "It's the one that makes people dream - MixSh♂ti!"

In a blink of an eye, Wu Dalang and Wu Song came to the Sanwanbubugang. The waiter in front of the door was covered in bandages and his body was still at that strange angle. When he saw Wu Song coming, he was so frightened that he disappeared out of the screen.

"Guest! Oh, you're here again!" the shop owner greeted him out of the door, "Welcome, welcome! Drink whatever you want! Just don't fart in the shop!"

"No, shopkeeper, I'm not here to drink this time."

"Isn't it for drinking? My small shop has no other special features..." The owner was taken aback: "Could it be... that I came here specially to fart!?"

"..." Wu Song looked embarrassed: "Your Mix Sh♂it is a high-quality wine composed of dozens of drinks. What is the proportion of these drinks? I am actually here to learn from a teacher."

"This MixSh♂it is also purchased by our family elsewhere. I really don't know the ratio."

"Oh? Where did you buy it?"

"At Happy Forest Restaurant in Mengzhou City."

"Thank you boss for letting me know." Wu Song bowed to Wu Dalang and said, "Brother, let's go back to Qinghe County first, and younger brother will go to Mengzhou to learn how to make this wine and come back."

With tears streaming down his face, Wu Dalang hugged Wu Song's calf with both hands: "My dear brother, hurry up and come back, take care all the way."

"Sure, sure." Wu Song let go of Wu Dalang and pressed the 'M' key, took out the mouse and clicked on the word Mengzhou, and the scene instantly changed to Mengzhou City.

Not far from the east gate of Mengzhou City, there is a restaurant named Happy Forest next to the road. The restaurant relies on the unique terrain and its business is booming. Gradually, the restaurant has formed a certain scale and developed a small market. With the name of the restaurant, the market is also called Happy Forest.

When you get closer, you can see that the trees are lush, the bamboos are bright green, and the wine fronts of countless huts are fluttering in the wind. All kinds of passing merchants rest and drink here, which seems to be a peaceful place.

Wu Song walked into the big room marked with the three gilded characters of Happy Forest in the center. The room was luxuriously decorated and surrounded by clusters of various wine vats. Her hair tied with ginkgo knots, wearing only a loincloth, lying on a wicker chair to enjoy the shade is quite a sight.

When he walked into the room, Xiaoer with a hippie smile greeted him: "Guest officer, what food do you eat? What kind of wine do you drink?"

Wu Song chose an open and bright seat and sat down: "Just a few catties of cooked meat is enough for the dishes. For wine, you seem to specialize in wine. Tell me about any good wine."

"Okay! This wine is the king of rum! Bacardi rum imported from Cuba is a copycat version. The world's first vodka! Russian imports of Smirnoff vodka is a self-brewed version. The crown of whiskey ..."

"Stop! Don't talk about the pile of imports that are useless, do you have those three bowls that don't pass the post?"

The waiter in the shop showed embarrassment: "I used to have it, but now you want to drink it, I'm afraid you can't get it."

Wu Song stood up dissatisfied and put his foot on the table: "Why did you not get to drink if you had wages before?"

"Guest officer, please calm down, this happy forest restaurant has just changed its owner, and there is nothing we can do if the old owner didn't keep the recipe!"

"The old master?" Wu Song put his feet down: "What is his last name and where does he live?"

"This..." The shop waiter showed embarrassment again: "You can't say...he...he has a pair of golden eyes..."

"Aren't you bullying labor and management?" Wu Song grabbed his collar: "When labor and management ask you what his name is and where his family is, why don't you tell me?! Golden eyes? What kind of monster is that? Then Something in your family has become a genius? You are not allowed to become a genius after the founding of the People’s Republic of China! Believe it or not, the representative of labor and management will destroy you!"

"What's the matter? What's the noise?" The big fat man sitting in the shade at the door sat up, and he shuddered and looked at Wu Song: "This series of gibberish is so smooth, this strong man seems to have a lot of skill ah!"

"Who are you? Are you the security guard in this store?" Wu Song threw Xiaoer out with his hands and walked in front of the big fat man, raised his chest up, raised his chin, moved his eyeballs to the bottom of his eye sockets, and despised him.

The big fat man puffed up his chest without any fear: "I'm Jiang Zhong! People in the Jianghu are called Menshen Jiang! He is the new owner of Happy Forest Restaurant!"

"Ouch! Labor and capital have traveled all over the rivers and lakes, collapsed and killed tigers without being called a quack! Where did you come from? There is also a quack nickname for the pork belly!?" Wu Song collided with Jiang Zhong's chest muscles with his strong chest muscles without fear!

However, Wu Song only felt his stomach tighten a second before the chest muscles collided!He looked down and saw that Jiang Zhong's general belly was thicker than a stone mill!Before his pecs could hit Jiang Zhong's pecs, Jiang Zhong's stomach hit his abs!

And the elasticity of the general's belly is extremely good!The stomach contracted partly after being oppressed by Wu Song's abdominal muscles, and then the whole body bounced outwards, sending Wu Song flying more than ten meters away and sitting on the ground paralyzed!

Wu Song was a little dazed by the impact, Jiang Zhong's crazily trembling belly was all in front of him, Jiang Zhong walked towards him with a wheeze, every step was accompanied by a small earthquake caused by his weight pressing on the ground: "With this little strength Do you dare to come to my shop to make trouble?"

"Shopkeeper! Labor and management are not here to make trouble, but to drink! As long as you eat those three bowls, you won't pass the post!"

"You bring up this wine just to stir up trouble!" Jiang Zhong puffed out his belly with a splayed step: "Eat your grandpa's three hundred belly again!"

Wu Song was stunned. He sat on the ground without moving a muscle and watched the minute hand of the clock on the wall slowly move for half an hour. Jiang Zhong moved about one meter with a wheezing sound.

He straightened his clothes and stood up. Jiang Zhong was sweating profusely after moving this meter: "Don't run away, kid! Eat your grandpa's three hundred belly again!"

Wu Song shrugged his shoulders, turned around and left: "It's fine if you don't have any wine, I'm not here to cause trouble, labor and management just look elsewhere."

"Good boy! Remember not to let grandpa see you again!" Jiang Zhong sat down on the ground, and the waiter hurried up to hand a towel to wipe his sweat.

But I came to Mengzhou to learn how to mix this wine. . .There is nothing to talk about in this shop and there is no way to ask the old shop owner, so the little girl has nothing to say. . .What does it mean that he has a pair of golden eyes?Could it be that something has become refined?

Wu Song was thinking while walking, when suddenly a hand was placed on his shoulder, he turned his head and saw a man wearing a bamboo hat and a cloak so tightly that he couldn't see any flesh.He was about to open his mouth to ask what was the matter, when the man lifted the bamboo hat slightly, and his two golden eyes were as bright as gold under the bamboo hat.

☆, the most fashionable pork belly

The man lifted the bamboo hat slightly, and his two golden eyes were as bright as gold under the bamboo hat.

Wu Song was stunned by the golden gaze.

In an instant, the man spun rapidly and flew out spraying blood!Wu Song kept his punching posture and said in shock: "Oh my god, what a thing with golden eyes! A monster!"

The man spit out a big mouthful of blood and got up from the ground: "My little brother is not a monster... My little brother is a human being..."

"Human? Then why are you covering up so tightly?"

"This..." The man looked around and saw that there was no one else in the alley, so he slowly unwrapped the cloak. . .A body covered in dense bandages was exposed!

With a bang, Wu Song teleported over and punched him in the face again: "A thousand-year-old mummy!"

The man continued to spin again, spurting blood and flew out!He vomited another big mouthful of blood and couldn't get up: "Brother, spare me! How can a thousand-year-old mummy spit out such bright red blood!"

"...well, even if you are a human being," Wu Song thought for a while, it was reasonable, but he still kept a distance from him: "Then why are you looking for me?"

"My little brother is the former owner of Happy Forest, the founder of MixSh♂it."

"Oh?" Wu Song panicked and helped him up: "Oh, I'm sorry, I was frightened and shot immediately!"

"No problem, no problem."

"Why do you dress up as such a virtuous person? You scared my father to death!"

"..." The man looked around, and when he saw no one he let out a long sigh: "My younger brother's surname is Shi Mingen, and he is the founder of Happy Forest Restaurant. Because he was born with golden eyes, people in the world call him Jin Yanbiao."

"Does this golden eye have any special effects and can use any special skills?"

"Yes, Ultralight can be used for immunity to blindness effects."

"Ultra Light? Wow, how does it work!"

All I could hear was a piece of background music used during transformation!Shi En stretched out his hands to the camera and made a heart shape!Then he waved a scissors hand with his right hand, and that scissors hand flickered in front of his golden eyes!He opened his mouth and shouted the name of the skill: "Ultra Light!"

As soon as the words fell, two fiery rays of light radiated into the sky!

"Oh! You have one more skill than others since you were born! I'm so envious!"

Shi En closed his eyes and received his supernatural powers: "Thank you for the prize, wait for the topic to go off track. Let's get down to business. The younger brother called the elder brother to stop this time because he heard that the elder brother went to the store to find the three bowls, but he failed."

"...oh?"

"Little brother, it's not easy for Happy Forest Restaurant to grow from a thatched hut to this scale! Just after some results, Jiang Zhong is going to buy the store. The backer behind Jiang Zhong is the newly appointed Zhang Tuanlian. The formula of MixSh♂it, the shop’s treasure, is my little brother’s life-long painstaking effort! But you must never give it to him! If he asks for the formula, if he doesn’t obey him, he will beat him up!”

"How can there be such injustices of selling and beating... Wait, why don't you just scorch him with Ultralight?"

"Then Jiang Zhong has a sumo halo! You can only compete with him in sumo!"

"There is such a halo?"

"So I'm planning to leave my hometown and start from scratch elsewhere, but I can't let go of my own restaurant... I hesitated for a few times, and suddenly someone in the restaurant said that a big man came to the restaurant to make trouble and wanted to drink the MixSh♂it. I just rushed over." Shi En rubbed his face: "Brother's two punches just now are very powerful, I implore my brother to drive away Jiang Menshen for me! After the matter is completed, I will share the shares of Happy Forest equally with my brother!"

"No, labor and management will definitely not accept the task of raising shares." Wu Song turned to face Happy Lin: "You just need to invite me to drink the MixSh♂it afterward!"

"Okay! Brother is really a righteous man! Prepare as much as brother wants to drink!"

Wu Song Qingcheng smiled and walked towards the happy forest restaurant again with big strides!

That Jiang Zhong had just been helped to the wicker chair, and he saw Wu Song walking back in a figure-of-eight walk: "Well, you dare to come back! Come! Eat three hundred belly of grandpa!"

"Don't talk about three hundred belly, it doesn't matter if you eat three thousand belly!" Wu Song stepped forward and set up a posture facing Jiang Zhong!

Jiang Zhong jumped from the rattan chair, and the whole ground began to vibrate with a rumbling rumble. He walked over with difficulty with strides!

Seeing him getting closer and closer, Wu Song raised his hips with both hands!That's right, he started running in the posture of a 100-meter athlete with a bang!Yes, running is the greatest instinct of human beings, and track and field is the greatest artistic achievement based on this instinct!Wu Song ran [-] meters, turned around, pointed at Jiang Zhong's fat body, and said, "Do you dare to come here and fight labor?"

"Isn't bullying Grandpa immobile!" Jiang Zhongpu jumped up with a loud cry!Wu Song was surprised to see that he could jump several centimeters with such a bloated figure!After Jiang Zhong jumped several centimeters, he was strongly attracted by the gravity of the earth and fell to the ground with a bang: "Take the move! The protagonist sumo halo!"

With your fat face, you still have the nerve to call yourself the protagonist?This is clearly destroying nature. Where is the halo?However, it was too late to complain that the whole ground collapsed in a funnel shape centered on Jiang Zhong!Wu Song's feet became a skateboard, and he fell into Jiang Zhong's embrace with a whoosh!

Those thick arms, that fat belly, and his whole face looked like they were going to crush him to death!Just when Jiang Zhong was about to pinch Wu Song in his arms and rub him three thousand times with his belly, Wu Song swished down and slid past his cock!

All creatures have their own weaknesses, and even giants need to protect the back of their necks!Wu Song slid over with a gleam of light in his eyes, he raised his upside-down golden hook toe and slapped Jiang Zhong's chrysanthemum with the whistling sound of the wind!

That's right, this sliding shovel and upside-down golden hook is Wu Song's nirvana that he has practiced for a long time-mandarin duck and chrysanthemum feet!

The toe hit Jiang Zhong's butt with the whistling sound of the wind, causing a burst of fat trembling!Wu Song's sliding process was suddenly caught by something. He fixed his eyes and saw that his toes were actually embedded in Jiang Zhong's ass!

heresy!Absolute heresy!Others use the sphincter to protect the chrysanthemum, why does Jiang Zhong use the butt?Looks like it's time to use that long-sealed nirvana!The stunt that has been sealed since the elder brother was injured when he was young - Wu's Erlong Xizhu picking chrysanthemum feet!

I saw Wu Song twist his foot, the foot that was hard inserted into the buttocks stretched the buttocks to the maximum!A ray of holy light overflowed from inside!That's right, there must be the legendary chrysanthemum!When it was too late, Wu Song put his hands on the ground, and the other foot was already attacking straight up with the momentum of a drill!

There were only two slaps, and Jiang Zhong pressed his hands on his buttocks!The clamping force of his buttocks and the strength of his hands actually caused Wu Song's chrysanthemum picking foot to be clamped again at the position of five millimeters of his chrysanthemum!Jiang Zhong turned his head and revealed a sinister smile!

Wu Song only felt a mountain of meat smashed down on his head!That Jiang Zhong actually lay directly on him!He let out a scream and all the bones in his body began to creak violently!

A burst of background music came out, and Jiang Zhong rubbed and hummed in accordance with the rhythm: "I drip pork belly is the most fashionable and fashionable! On the way home, I can't help it! Rubbing rubbing~! Rubbing on this smooth ground! With pork belly day Don’t be afraid of the dark! Rub it twice like minions! Like the devil’s loin! Like the devil’s back mound!! Like the devil’s waist!!! Rub rub! Rub on this smooth ground!”

The yellow wind was rustling, the smog was high, and Ximen Qing was leading the horse for a walk on Mars.

Suddenly two rays of light broke through the atmosphere of Mars!That is the Ultra Light that Shi En released towards the sky!The left eye of Aote Ray precisely hit the horse's chrysanthemum, and the right eye precisely hit Ximen Qing's chrysanthemum!Ximen Qing and the horse both knelt on the ground with a wailing sound at the same time. . .

☆, my heart is moving with the chrysanthemum

In the early morning, a wail broke the silence of the Mengzhou No. [-] Andrology Clinic: "Brother!!!"

Shi En threw carnations in his hands and threw himself on Wu Song, who was lying on the bed covered with bandages and looked like a mummy.

"It's the younger brother who killed the elder brother!" Shi En cried bitterly: "Why did the younger brother forget to tell the elder brother to be careful of the trick of 'my pork belly'!"

Wu Song rolled his eyes: "I'm going to die for nothing..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Shi En climbed up: "My brother's medical expenses are fully paid by the younger brother. Is there anything you want to eat?"

"I have nothing to eat..." Wu Song made a dying voice, "I only miss that Mix Sh♂it..."

"...Brother, your injury is not suitable for drinking?"

"Nonsense... Labor and management are equal to one drink and one skill... a lot of wine, a lot of skill! You can pay labor and capital as much as you have! Yesterday I went to beat Jiang Zhong and I was short of a few drinks..." Wu Song said weakly.

"Then... let's do it." Shi En took out his mobile phone and ordered a few minutes later, a few servants carried a large wine jar as tall as a person and a half into the ward. Shi En filled a small bowl and used a The spoon was carefully fed into Wu Song's mouth.

Wu Song opened his mouth slightly with difficulty, and the moment his lips touched the wine, he swallowed the spoon and Shi En's hand into his mouth in one gulp!

"Aw!!!" Shi En let out a terrified cry!With a bang, Wu Song's eyes burst out with golden light from Shi En's eyes!He opened his mouth and could see two rows of extremely fierce imprints on Shi En's arms!Wu Song jumped up from the bed in a hurry, made a difficult move like a diver, and plunged into the big wine vat!

Shi En and those young servants could only hear a gurgling noise in the wine tank. . .A few of them bravely poked their heads over, where is there any shadow of wine in the wine jar?Wu Songzheng collapsed into the empty wine jar and belched contentedly. The small spoon flew out of his mouth and plunged into the ceiling.

"Brother..."

"Ah, it feels like a power is filling up in the chrysanthemum! Labor and management can abuse ten Jiang Zhong now!"

"...Brother, you are drunk."

"Labor and capital are not drunk!" Wu Song tried to get up, but his whole body was covered with bandages, and he was sore. He swayed a few times and fell into the wine tank again: "Prepare labor and capital for the chariot!"

"..." Shi En had no choice but to order a few servants to turn the wine vat sideways. He helped Wu Song out of the wine vat and placed him on the bed: "Brother repairs troubles so that he can heal his wounds."

At the moment when Wu Song touched the hospital bed, the hospital bed seemed to have a soul!I saw Wu Song tightly grasping a large piece of broken bandage on the head of the bed and flying out from his thigh!Shi En couldn't open his eyes due to the violent fart propulsion!

Shi En only felt a gust of wind blowing wildly, the smell of fart flying, the window frame was broken, and when the wind stopped, he opened his eyes to see that Wu Song had already driven the hospital bed down the hospital wall and flew into the sky!

"Brother - long - ah -!!!"

Wu Song violently pushed the hospital bed straight up to Qiongxiao for ninety thousand miles!High in the sky, the sunlight is plentiful, and the wine is fermented rapidly in the stomach and intestines mixed with the sunlight!He flipped several times in the sky and swooped down to the location of Happy Forest Restaurant!

Jiang Zhongzheng was lying in front of the restaurant, and was awakened from his dream by the sound of a violent falling object. He built a pergola with his hands and saw that there seemed to be a small black spot in the sun.

Wu Song bent over on the rapidly swooping hospital bed and put his butt under his face!He aimed at Jiang Zhong, and a beam of light shot out from the chrysanthemum!

The black dots in the sun gradually turned into red dots, Jiang Zhong was still in doubt, the red dots got bigger and bigger, and the whole scene was reddened!

Jiang Zhong was taken aback and only had time to protect his head and neck with his hands!A violent heat lingered in his whole body, rapidly offsetting the fat in his whole body!

That red light set off a violent explosion!When the smoke dissipated, you could see a big pit on the ground. Jiang Zhong fell to the bottom of the pit, and his whole body exuded a tempting smell of barbecue!

Jiang Zhong struggled a few times at the bottom of the pit, but before he got up, there was a large red light scattered above his head!Countless scarlet beams of light roared down with an extremely strong fart smell!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the whole screen was reflected, and the strong smell of barbecue filled the whole Mengzhou city!Wu Song shot 250 rounds in a row and finally felt that his stomach was no longer full. He slowly landed on the ground, only to feel his entire chrysanthemum crackling!

And the ground has formed a bottomless pit, and the smell of barbecue hovering upwards from this pit has attracted all the dogs in Mengzhou to break free from their chains and leashes and surround the pit!

Wu Song lay on the hospital bed and posed scissors to the camera with the group of dogs as the background: "Very drunk, very strong, ten times crazy crushing! Do you want chrysanthemums to relax? Do you want to shoot laser cannons from chrysanthemums?" ?MixSh♂it, you deserve it! No 998, no 888, just 258! Order now and give half a catty of the author's knot slot! What are you waiting for! Use your chrysanthemum to send all the annoying people into outer space!"

The dogs by the pit suddenly barked, Wu Song stretched his neck and saw a person jumping out of the pit!The man's whole body was greasy, exuding the smell of barbecue, and he was wearing a loincloth specially designed for sumo wrestling. However, he was strong and strong, and his face was like Pan'an!

He jumped out of the deep pit, tightly grasped Wu Song's scissors hand, and knelt down in front of Wu Song with a slap: "Brother, you are so kind, I will never forget it!"

Wu Song was stunned: "Who are you?"

The light of BiLiBiLi exuded from the whole body of the man, causing all the middle-aged and elderly women in Mengzhou City to scream: "The villain is that Jiang Zhong! The villain has been a good-looking man since he was a child, so he determined to be an idol singer." However, I am number one in the world in terms of vast land, abundant resources and food culture. Gradually, I became like this ghost and I couldn’t lose weight, so I had to become a sumo wrestler! My brother’s hot light and hot love succeeded in losing weight for the villain! I finally I can think of my childhood dream—the idol singer has made great strides forward!"

Wu Song was moved by the dream light in his eyes!He reached out and held Jiang Zhong's hands!Behind the two of them, a wave of turmoil rushed up: "Come on! Dreams are under your feet, and they are waiting for you in the distance! This unowned Great Song Dynasty music scene is waiting for you!"

"Then, I'm going to pursue my dream!" Jiang Zhong let go of Wu Song's hand with a grateful face, turned around and walked away resolutely!Countless dogs saw the walking barbecue and could no longer restrain the smell of the barbecue and bit it one after another. Look, one bit his calf and the other bit his butt, ah!This one who didn't know how high or low actually bit his loincloth with its whole bite!There were two sounds of breaking eggs from inside!

However, Jiang Zhong still held his head high!With dogs all over the city of Mengzhou striding forward towards his dream, towards the music world of the Great Song Dynasty that has no owner!

A burst of passionate background music resounded throughout Mengzhou City: "I——!"Know--! ! --road! ! !I drop the future is not a dream!I seriously live every 1 minute!I drop the future is not a dream!My heart is moving with the chrysanthemum! '

Wu Song looked at Jiang Zhong's back and was moved to tears, yes, dreams should not be given up!Labor and management still have to fulfill their dreams!

Lying on the bed and looking at the blue sky, he couldn't help muttering to himself: "Laozi's dream... What is the dream of Ma De Lao Zi? It seems that Ma De Lao Zi has never had a dream..."

"Brother——! Brother——!!" The voice of Shi En resounded in the distance, Wu Song propped himself up from the bed and posed in front of his figure, flashing his big white teeth: "Happy Forest Restaurant , Labor and capital helped you get it back!"

Ah, that's right, to be a chivalrous man, to shout when he sees injustice, this is probably the dream of labor and capital.

"Zhang Tuanlian Zhang Tuanlian! I decided not to be the number one sumo wrestler under your sect! I'm going to be an idol singer!" Jiang Zhongxing rushed back to his master dragging his dog, Zhang Tuanlian was stunned : "Handsome guy, who are you?"

"It's me! I'm Jiang Zhong! I've lost weight!"

"What kind of fairy medicine did you take to lose three or four hundred catties in a day without seeing it?"

"Don't make complaints about it! This unowned Da Song song scene must belong to me! My debut work has already filled in the lyrics and music!"

"Oh...?" Zhang Tuanlian became interested. You, a professional sumo wrestler who has been wrestling for decades, are you suddenly playing some music?He raised his chin: "Show me if you feel it."

"Okay!" Jiang Zhong flicked the two dogs in his pocket for a long time and took out a roll of bamboo slips. Zhang Tuanlian frowned, put on his gloves and opened the bamboo slips, only to see such a row of characters engraved on it!

'Predict how Jiang Zhong will dominate the Song Dynasty singing scene, and listen to the next chapter to break it down. '

Zhang Tuanlian shook the bamboo slips and muddled Jiang Zhong's face: "You're a fool!"

☆, to protect the chrysanthemum, a long way to go

The days of recuperating in the ward are boring and lonely, and Shi En has to take care of Happy Lin Restaurant and can't visit him often.

Fortunately, Shi En left him a few bottles of MisSh♂it’s raw materials, that’s right, the daughter red in [-], Erguotou in [-], Sprite in [-], Pepsi in [-], and Fen in [-]. Mirinda, [-] years of Mirinda!These six kinds of raw materials lined up on his bed are very spectacular!

I still remember that Shi En placed these bottles of raw materials in Wu Songyi's ward: "Brother is kind to me, and I will teach you how to make MixSh♂it for free.The matching ratio and carbon dioxide content of each drink need to be studied carefully and thoroughly with each pattern of chrysanthemum!This requires a strong control over the chrysanthemum and a strong pulling technique as the foundation! '

Wu Song was stunned: "What what?"What did you say?What needs to be used to thoroughly study the matching ratio and carbon dioxide content of each drink? '

Shi En faced the screen very seriously and said, "Every pattern needs to be patterned with chrysanthemums." . . '

"Ya Die, don't go on talking, Ya Die," Wu Song held his forehead in pain: "I drank so much, I think it's better not to know how it is made for the time being." '

'The little brother is waiting for his elder brother to change his mind at any time. The little brother has to take care of the restaurant, and he will copy me whenever he has something to do. 'Shien clasped his fists.

'Go ahead, don't delay your business. Wu Song lay down on the bed. . .It seems that the dream of going back to Qinghe County to be a good partner with Big Brother and MixSh♂it still requires a lot of determination.

There is a saying that if you lose money in life, you will lose a small part, if you lose love, you will lose a large part, and if you lose courage, you will lose all.

That night Wu Song gritted his teeth and took off his pants, opened his buttocks and dipped some [-]-year-old daughter's red with chrysanthemums.

That hot moment spread along every grain of the chrysanthemum and became a piece of hotness!Wu Song felt that every hair on his butt was burning rapidly!He couldn't help but let out a cry like killing a pig: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! '

The doctors rushed in and cleaned the chrysanthemums for half the night.

He lay on the bed in pain for the rest of the night.

However, when the first rays of the morning sun pierced through the window, the hope in his heart was ignited again!He gritted his teeth again and took off his pants!Split the buttocks and use the chrysanthemum to dip the Erguotou from [-]!

That hotness seems to be like wildfire!Follow the lines of chrysanthemums and continue to expand the border opened by Nurhong!He felt that the indescribable parts of the entire crotch could not be described!It's as if you just walked around the Fengyoujing Lake with your bare buttocks!He couldn't help screaming like being killed by a pig: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

The doctors rushed in and cleaned his chrysanthemums for a whole day.

He lay on the bed in pain all night.

But when the first rays of the morning sun pierced the windows again!The hope in his heart was ignited again! !He gritted his teeth again and took off his pants!Split the buttocks and dip the [-] Sprite with a chrysanthemum! ! !

Well, this is not wine, it doesn't seem to have a hot feeling. . .Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!Labor and management have finally made key progress on the road to making MixSh♂it! ! !

Uh, why does it feel like there's something wrong with that carbon dioxide? . . .ah!The carbon dioxide seemed to form a sharp arrow, pierced the chrysanthemum and rushed into the rectum with a whoosh! ! !It's as if a water gun filled with wind oil is aimed at the chrysanthemum and cannot be described!He couldn't help but let out a cry that couldn't be described by a pig: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The doctors rushed in and cleaned his chrysanthemums for three days.

He lay on the bed in pain for a whole week.

"Uh..." Shi En couldn't help but raised his forehead: "Brother, it seems that you are not suitable for making this MixSh♂it."

"It's not a question of whether it's suitable or not... Can you touch these things with chrysanthemums without getting hurt? Are your chrysanthemums made of iron?"

"My little brother's chrysanthemums are also fleshy... That's right! My little brother suddenly remembered that my father once said that my golden pupils also have the effect of increasing the damage of the chrysanthemums!"

"Is there a penny relationship between pupils and chrysanthemums? Because the golden pupils will also increase the injury protection of the chrysanthemums!!! Mentally retarded, I can't look directly at the golden pupils in the future!!!"

"It's okay, brother don't have to force yourself, brother can be an agent, and younger brother can sell you wine if he is lucky, just like the three bowls in Jingyanggang, but the post."

The surviving daughter of Wu Song's chrysanthemum folds, Red Erguotou and Sprite, are still undergoing a chemical reaction and emitting carbon dioxide. It sounds like he is constantly farting: "Thank you very much..."

"Then I'll take my leave and go back to the restaurant. Elder brother, don't try it lightly." Shi En saluted: "Protecting chrysanthemums is a long way to go. Taking care of chrysanthemums is everyone's responsibility."

Wu Song seriously felt the sourness coming from the chrysanthemum and let out a long and helpless sigh: "I remember..."

The days of recuperating in the ward are boring and lonely. . .Does this sentence look familiar?That's right, this sentence was copied from the beginning of this chapter!

ah. . .Originally, I could still think about how to make that MixSh♂it, but now even such thinking is gone. . .Wu Song stared at the snow-white wall boredly and let out a sigh. Then Jiang Zhong was going to chase his dream. A week has passed, and he doesn't know how he is doing now. . .Ah, no matter who it is, let labor and management have some fun. . .

At this moment there was a knock on the door, Wu Song turned his head and said, "Please come in." Afterwards, four big men with the appearance of men came in.

"Hello, are you the one who collapsed out of the tiankeng at Happy Forest Restaurant nearly a week ago?"

"Yes, it's me."

The four big men handcuffed his hands and feet as soon as they came up, Wu Song looked confused: "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"

It seems that a big guy in the lead pulled him off the bed: "We belong to the Mengzhou Environmental Protection Bureau. You dug a sinkhole without the permission of the government, causing pet dogs in the city to run wild, and severely damaged the ecology of Mengzhou. The construction of environmental spiritual civilization! I will be ordered by Tuanlian to arrest you!"

"Environmental Protection Bureau!? Damn it, don't make labor-management jokes, okay? Where did the Environmental Protection Bureau come from in the Northern Song Dynasty!?"

"Hey? Isn't it the Environmental Protection Agency? Tuan Lian explained at the time what organization we are in?"

"Huh? It's the Mengzhou Digimon Protection Association."

"Is it a Digimon to be protected? Isn't the loli of Mengzhou to be protected?"

"How do I remember that what we want to protect is the cosmic creatures in Mengzhou?"

Wu Song was in a daze: "So go protect your environmental Digimon Lolita and cosmic creatures! What are you doing to catch labor and capital!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Let's go!" The four big men bet on Wu Song and walked out of the hospital, where a circle of soldiers with knives and guns and a prison cart were standing in the hospital yard!Wu Song was pushed and shoved into the prison car by the group of people!With the squeak of the prison cart, he was sent to the Mengzhou Yamen!

"Hey!!!" Seeing someone being escorted in, the magistrate knocked on the gavel and shouted aggressively: "Who is the person below! What evil has he done?"

"Under Wu Song, I just passed a few farts."

"...Huh?" The magistrate was a little confused: "Why don't you arrest the criminal and arrest this fart?