Water Xu Chuan

Mouth.

That's right, pronounce it to the mouth of the tiger!Let's see what it says: proud, arrogant, you, sister, zi, hao, you, sister, outside, too, empty, where, inside, still, have, big, Han, chrysanthemum, flower, author, author , You, go, eat, shit, go!

How can you repair that you are just a passer-by character who appeared in two chapters, but you dare to let the author eat poop?Sun, follow my instructions and make this big worm into a roast tiger!

The big worm was crying and being held up by the energy gas emitted by Wu Song's chrysanthemum!Passed Jupiter, passed Saturn, passed Mercury!Although it is still midnight, the sun obeyed the author's order and moved a position, turning the current time into noon!The big worm landed on the center of the sun with a plop, splashing a large amount of sunspots!

I saw that sunspots actually pieced together the words "Shui Xuzhuan's bad book has a hundred chapters, hahahaha"!

The Orion holding the spotlight was stunned: "Such a rotten book can reach a hundred chapters? It's not right, it's wrong! This person smashed the big bug into the sun with his fart! Hero Benghu!"

A group of hunters poked their heads out from the grass, and they dug Wu Song out of the ground. . .Yes, the reaction that sprayed the bug into the sun propelled him into the ground.They pulled Wu Song out and surrounded them, roaring and carrying him to the county government office: "Broken Tiger Hero! Collapsed Tiger Hero!!! Benghu Hero!!!"

Wu Song gradually opened his eyes amidst the shouting, and looked at the scene surrounded by him in a daze: "Who are you? What do you want to do!?"

"You are the hero of the tiger! One fart smashed the tiger into the sun!"

"Is there really a big bug?" Wu Song was still dazed when he was pushed into the Yanggu county government office by many hunters. The hunters took out their cameras and played back the video of him blasting the big bug into outer space with a fart for the county magistrate.

The county magistrate was shocked when he saw it: "You actually used the celebratory words of a fart and a big bug that collapsed on the sun for a hundred chapters! Your sphincter muscles are too strong and powerful! I have never seen such a powerful beast in my life!" Farting technology!"

"That's right, pure man! A real man! Which one is better at farting! It belongs to Qinghe Wujiro!" Wu Song raised his arms and showed his strong biceps!

"Strong man, are you from Qinghe County, Lin County?"

"Of course!"

"Strong man, you are so mighty and majestic, I really admire you! Qinghe County is very close to this Yanggu County, how about I want you to be the capital of this Yanggu County?"

I don't have a job right now, so instead of finding another job after reuniting with my brother, why not find a good job now?Wu Song bowed immediately: "Although your county is quite broken, but the labor and management need a job to make a living, so let's reluctantly agree!"

"Okay, okay!" Although he cared about the tough one and the one that was barely strong, but such a strong man is hard to come by, the county magistrate immediately made a file and appointed Wu Song as the head of the infantry here, and all the hunters came to congratulate him He drank wine for three or five days in a row.

However, these three or five days of drinking were not pleasant, Wu Song felt unsatisfied with every glass of wine, his chrysanthemums were often hot and made him miss the MixShi♂it brewed by the small hotel in front of Jingyanggang!But now that he is a civil servant, he can't leave the county seat every day when he signs in for work. . .So he walked out of the county government office in a day's free time, intending to find some daughter Hong from [-], Erguotou from [-], Sprite from [-], Pepsi from [-], Fanta from [-], And Mirinda in one or two years.

I saw him walk to a grocery store and asked: "Hello! Do you have Sprite at home?"

The shopkeeper was stunned: "Sprite? What is Sprite?"

"It's the one that tastes like lemon in a green plastic bottle..."

"What's a plastic bottle? What's a lemon?"

"...Then do you have Pepsi at home?"

"What is Pepsi?"

"It's Pepsi, a kind of... Uh, it's probably a translucent sauce red drink... The logo is a red and blue pattern similar to Tai Chi..."

"What is Pepsi? What is a drink? What is a dog?"

"Damn it, I can't communicate with people from the Song Dynasty like you! How dare you open a shop if you have nothing!"

"Guest officer, don't complain! I probably found the Pepsi you asked about!"

"Really? Where is it? Pepsi must be in [-]!"

The shopkeeper pointed to his back, Wu Song turned around and saw a dwarf behind him, probably only reaching his thighs, with red skin, wearing red and blue clothes, with a pole beside him, with his arms around him. The dirt dog took a piece of pancake and fed it.

Wu Song was stunned, he almost wanted to turn around and tear up the shopkeeper, but when he put his hand on the shopkeeper's shoulder, he seemed to think of something!He quickly turned his head and roared full of surprise and surprise: "Brother?"

The 'Pepsi Cola' was stunned for a moment when he heard the familiar accent, and the dog in his arms ran away with pancakes in his mouth. He turned his head slowly: "Second...Second brother!"

Both Wu Song and Pepsi burst into tears!I saw the two of them running towards each other with their chests open: "Big Brother!!!" "Second Brother!!!"

It turns out that this Pepsi is Wu Song's elder brother Wu Dalang. Well, we need to admit the power of genetic mutations.But Wu Dalang was less than four feet tall, ugly and ridiculous in appearance, and the people of Qinghe County nicknamed him Three-inch Dinggu Bark.

Wu Dalang hugged Wu Song's calf, Wu Song bent down and hugged his head, and the two hugged each other deeply on the street. . .

Wu Song was the first to speak: "Brother! I didn't expect to meet here! You miss me so much! How did you come to Yanggu County?"

Wu Dalang let go of his embrace and raised his head to look carefully at Wu Song's face: "Second brother! One hundred chapters older! Predict what will happen next! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, so you just fly your eyes at the man from a good family?

Wu Song carried Wu Dalang on his back, and Wu Dalang walked towards the house Wu Dalang rented, carrying a shoulder pole and cooking cakes.

"Brother, you agreed to break it down next time. This is the next chapter, so tell me. Why did you move to Yanggu County?"

"This..." Wu Dalang's ugly face showed a simple smile: "I'm married!"

"Married!?" Wu Song was taken aback: "Who did you marry? Could it be that Pan Jinlian?"

"Brother, how do you know your sister-in-law's ID?"

"Oh, this Pan Jinlian can't marry! People all over the country know that when Pan Jinlian closed the window, something fell and fell on Ximen Qing's head! Then this Pan Jinlian got married with Ximen Qing! I won't go to Liangshanpo There will be no Wu Song capturing Fang La with one arm! Fang La will not be defeated! If he conquers the Great Song Dynasty, there will be no Jingkang shameful gold soldiers entering the customs! There will be no Qing Dynasty and the closed country! Our dynasty will be the only one in the world The superpower! So this matter is related to Bandai and she must not be allowed to touch the window!"

"Nani still has such things! I will nail all the windows when I get home! For my sake, the Song Dynasty must not let her have any chance to touch the windows and hook up with Ximenqing!"

"It's best like this! I'll nail it for you!"

After talking, they arrived at the rented house, which was a standard two-story wooden house in the Song Dynasty.The two brothers put down the cooking cakes, took out a plank hammer and nails, and nailed the windows with a clang.

"Brother, following the topic just now, why did you move when you got married?"

"Uh, your sister-in-law is good-looking, and there are always some rascals who come to the house to stir up trouble, shouting something like 'too □□ eats swan meat', so they moved because they couldn't live in a stable place."

"It's the right move, but even though you avoided the floating man in Qinghe County, you have to be more careful about Ximen Qing in Yanggu County."

"This Ximenqing is more terrifying than those prodigal sons in Qinghe County?"

"Then Ximen Qing is not only scary, he is also a local tyrant and a local tyrant. He is not afraid of the hooligans being educated, but he is afraid of the hooligans being rich!" As they spoke, the two finished nailing the windows on the first floor and began to climb up to the second floor.

"Da Lang, are you back? What were you doing downstairs just now?" Pan Jinlian showed her head on the stairs on the second floor: "Oh, is there a visitor here?"

"Let me introduce this is my younger brother." Wu Dalang introduced, and Wu Song saluted and sang: "Hello, sister-in-law."

Pan Jinlian saw that Wu Song was so majestic and strong, and he didn't have any resemblance to Wu Dalang. She was shocked by the great power of genetic mutation: "Okay...ok... well, since it's uncle, I'll arrange some wine and meat to eat."

Wu Song sang again: "Thank you sister-in-law!"

When Pan Jinlian went downstairs, she saw that the windows were all nailed up, and only some sunlight penetrated through the cracks in the planks. She heard the tinkling sound from upstairs and couldn't help feeling suspicious. . .But it's a mischief, he looks like a ghost, where did he get a younger brother who grew up like this?It's neither Resident Evil nor Counter-Strike, what kind of window can you nail?

"How do you feel? Isn't your sister-in-law pretty?" Wu Dalang was not tall enough, so he had to stand in the room and pass the wooden boards. Wu Song stood on the window sill and nailed it: "It's pretty, but it's too unsuitable for you."

"If you didn't nail the window, your sister-in-law would accidentally hit Ximen Qing when closing the window, and then how did things develop?"

"Then Ximen Qing was about to have a seizure, and when he looked up, he saw his sister-in-law's face turned red and her eyes were like peach-hearted deer, and dozens of eyes flew away!"

Wu Dalang was filled with righteous indignation: "In broad daylight, the world is clear, so Ximen Qing is just flying eyes at girls from good families?"

"Yeah! That gangster can't do anything!" Wu Song was also filled with righteous indignation when he mentioned this, Wu Dalang handed Wu Song a piece of wood with righteous indignation. Just fell down.

A pedestrian happened to pass by downstairs, and the wooden plank slapped onto the person's head!The man raised his head just as he was about to have a seizure!Seeing the handsome and burly Wu Song standing on the window sill, his complexion was flushed instantly, his eyes were red, and the peach-hearted deer shot dozens of eyes away!

Wu Song was stunned!He got into the room with a bang: "Nima's father died!!! Labor and capital seem to have hit the fucking Ximenqing!!!"

"No way, this is too bad! Brother, don't worry, it's impossible for such a coincidence, it must be just a passerby!"

"He also shot dozens of eyes at me!"

"Everyone can fly! Brother, you can rest assured that it is impossible for such a coincidence!"

There was a knock on the door and a greeting from downstairs, and it was a cloyingly sweet male voice: "Is there ~someone~ at ~home~?"

Then came the sound of footsteps walking towards the door and a female voice: "Who is it? Here it comes!"

Both Wu Dalang and Wu Song were stunned: "Not good! We must not let them meet!" Wu Song lifted Wu Dalang and rushed to the stairs!It just so happened that Pan Jinlian pressed her hand on the door and just opened a crack!When it was too late, Wu Song threw Wu Dalang out and hit Pan Jinlian accurately!Pan Jinlian was shot and said 'Oh! With a sound, Wu Dalang was stuck on the opposite wall!Wu Song leaped from the second floor to the door in one stride!

The door opened, and outside the door was the man who just passed by, he was still holding the piece of wood: "Ah, I seem to have heard the voice of a woman shouting just now?"

Wu Song cleared his throat and signaled Wu Dalang to cover Pan Jinlian: "That's a manifestation of hallucinations occurring in the ears. Scientists call it auditory hallucinations."

"Oh, so it's an auditory hallucination! It's not in the way, it's not in the way." The man glanced at Wu Song again: "I'm just here to find you."

Wu Song blushed and turned his head away from the man Fei's eyes: "Why are you looking for labor?"

The man affectionately handed the wooden board that had just hit him to Wu Song: "This is your Yida."

Wu Song hurriedly pushed back: "No, this is your Yida."

"This must be your Yida."

"No, this must be your Yida."

"This must be your Yida."

"Yi Yi, this is clearly your Yi Da."

The man sighed contentedly: "Okay then, this Yida has several fingerprints of yours on it." As he spoke, he hugged the wooden board tightly and stroked it with his tongue at the position Wu Song had just pushed back.

Wu Song was dumbfounded: "...Yiye, this is not Yida, this is just an ordinary board! Please don't do such indescribable things to a board!"

The man twisted his head: "My surname is Ximen, and my first name is Qing, so I dare to ask Fang's name."

"Fuck, this is so fucking cheating, it's really you!!!"

The man threw dozens of eyes at him again: "What is Fang's name!"

Wu Song spat out a mouthful of old blood, he lifted his foot and kicked the man out, slamming the door hard!The strength of this foot is heavy!Ximen Qing sprayed blood straight across the street and crashed into a small tea house opposite Wu Dalang's house and fell into a mess!

Ximen Qing fell into a pile of tables and chairs holding the board and stared at Wu Dalang's house: "Beating is love, scolding is love..."

"Oh, I lost my birthday..." The old woman who opened the teahouse came out in a panic: "This is still a trial operation, sir, if you smash the tables and chairs like this, you will break the old woman's coffin!"

"It's okay!" Ximen Qing got up and took out a large silver ingot from his arms and stuffed it into the old woman's hand: "Is it enough to pay?"

The old woman took Da Yin with a big smile on her face: "Enough is enough! It's enough to buy the old woman's entire shop!"

Ximen Qing straightened his clothes and sat down, and found that the view of this teahouse just covered Wu Dalang's entire house: "Your view of this shop is really good! Serve me some tea!"

"Hey! Wait a minute!" The old woman set up all the tables and chairs and started to make tea. Naturally, the rich man wanted the most expensive and best tea in the store. She carefully brewed the tea and served it to Ximen Qing. But he saw Ximen Qing looking straight at the opposite side holding the wooden board in his arms and stroking it with his tongue.

Every time I touch him, he will say something: "He will come today, he will not come today, he will come today, he will not come today..."

The old woman looked at his stupid appearance, and a throbbing heart that originated from professional instinct burned up.

The old woman put the tea in front of him: "The judge looks like this, could it be that he has fallen in that sweet love?"

Ximen Qing was taken aback and turned his head: "How do you know?"

"The old woman originally only wanted to find a foreign country to open a teahouse to spend her old age, but I didn't expect the official to ignite my professional spirit again! The old woman has been a matchmaker for a lifetime, how can the official not see this thought?"

Startled, Ximenqing took out another large ingot of silver from his pocket and pressed it heavily on the table: "If this matter is done carefully by the godmother, I will guarantee the godmother's prosperity and wealth!"

"The official is so happy!" The old woman sat beside him: "It seems that the official still doesn't understand love, and the official needs to learn the method of confession from the old man first!"

"How do you express your confession!?"

The old woman put her face close to Ximen Qing's ear, smiled slightly and said the two shocking words: "Foretell what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆. Send the beauty that he bundled into the bed of the official Ximen!

"Confession, that is, to express one's loving thoughts or intentions to others, also known as showing love, is a way to establish a romantic relationship." The old woman set up a small blackboard in the teahouse, and Ximen Qing sat and listened carefully.

"Let me see your confession skills first." The old woman sat opposite Ximen Qing: "You first confess to the old man."

"Uh..." Ximen Qing stared at this old face and pondered for a moment: "Ah! Your dry and wrinkled skin is like that... like the dead bark of that old tree!"

The old woman rolled her eyes: "Come again."

"...Ah! You, your dim eyes! It's like that...that broken light bulb that's about to blow its filament!"

The old woman took out a kitchen knife and slammed it on the tea table with a bang: "Come again."

"...Ah! You... you better go home and put on your upper body underwear, it's almost down to the waistband of your trousers..."

The old woman jumped up with a bang, stepped on the tea table and pulled out the kitchen knife: "It's a coin!!!"

"Mother Ya Die, stop!" Ximen Qing hurriedly got up and blocked the chair in front of him for self-defense: "I definitely didn't do it on purpose! It's just that your appearance is too unsightly!... No, no, no, no! No matter how unbearable Even the eye-catching appearance can't hide your inner brilliance like agate, pearl and diamond!"

"The last sentence is barely human." The old woman suppressed her anger and sat down: "If you want to express your confession, you have to grasp the strengths of others, don't you? If you pick up the shortcomings like this and don't let them go, anyone will tear you apart."

"That's right, the godmother is right... Oh yes, I have been taken care of by the godmother for a long time, what should I call the godmother? I can't stand the author's words like an old woman!"

"You can just call me Wangpo, the name and the like have already aged with the passing years and appearance..."

"Oh oh oh, Ganniang Wang! What do you say that the face is getting old with the passing of time? Ganniang Wang is a city, a country, and a youth forever!"

Wang Po nodded: "I've made progress! Continue to praise! Just praise the skin and eyeballs you mentioned just now!"

Ximen Qing glanced at Wang Po in pain, then closed his eyes not to look at her: "Ah! Wang Ganniang! Your smooth skin is as white, delicate, full of elasticity and ruddy as that of a twenty-eight-year-old beauty! Your exquisite My eyes are like the gentle moon that fell into the world at that night! Ah! Why did the moon split into two halves after it fell and turned into two eyes? Because it has completely fallen into Wang Ganniang's eyes with me!"

Ximen Qing opened his eyes, and saw Wang Po holding her cheeks in her hands and looking at him a few times: "And then? What about the most important sentence?"

Ximen Qing once again closed his eyes in pain and shouted affectionately: "Ah! I like you! Please date me!"

As soon as the words were finished, Wang Po took his arm and put her head on his shoulder: "Ximen's high official and slave have also liked you for a long time! When will we get married?"

"Stop!" Ximen Qing shook off Wang Po's hand: "That was just a confession exercise."

Wang Po took his arm again and cast a few glances at him: "I take it seriously! I have dedicated my whole life to being a matchmaker! I didn't expect this marriage to be here! Let's get married!"

Ximen Qing rolled his eyes: "Godmother, you are enough, I am not a good person! If you continue to make a fuss, wait until I turn around and you will not be able to hang out in this Yanggu County!"

"It's done." Wang Po let go of her hands and clapped her hands: "Your official Ximen, you have to be soft and hard when you confess! The gentle and slightly tough side of a man is the most charming! The four most important things about a man are money, appearance Value, tenderness, and toughness, you have already gathered them all! No matter what kind of man you are, you still can't catch up!"

"I'm taught! As long as I pursue him, I'll take care of my godmother!" Ximen Qing tidied up his clothes and head scarf, hugged the board, and strode towards Wu Dalang's house opposite.

Let’s say that Wu Song kicked Ximen Qing into the air and the door was locked several times. Wu Dalang hurriedly asked, “How is it?”

"It's so frustrating!!! That man is really Ximen Qing! He even asked me my name!"

"Don't tell me you're a man!"

"Brother, you must not know about the field of Jiji!" Wu Song was sweating profusely: "To be reasonable, didn't the scum have a crush on my sister-in-law? Why did he fall in love with me?"

"It's just that the real book is so cheating and terrible!" Wu Dalang seemed to hear Ximen Qing's voice reciting something very lyrically: "Second brother! What should we do next!?"

"Then Ximen Qing left!?"

Wu Dalang put his face close to the wooden cracks on the window and took a look: "I didn't leave! I don't know what they are talking about in the tea shop opposite!"

"What to do... What else can I do! 36 steps is the best plan!" Wu Song turned around: "Where is the back door?"

"My house has no back door, so I can only jump through the window."

"Damn the freshly nailed planks!"

"Then you can only go through the front door..."

Wu Song hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth and opened the door!It so happened that Ximen Qing was standing at the door of the opposite tea shop, arranging his clothes and headscarves!Wu Song's legs turned into two phantoms and jumped out!

"Ah! The ever-changing autumn wind is the most heart-wrenching! My lovely beloved, why did he turn into a phantom and run away!" Ximen Qing chased after him with a groan!

Naturally, there are many people on the street in broad daylight, Wu Song passed an old woman and flashed a pickup truck!Ximen Qing's skills were not bad either. He howled while running wildly: "You ask me how much I love you! The chrysanthemum represents my heart!"

In this way, Wu Song ran two streets away, seeing that he couldn't get rid of him, he jumped into the air and turned left for three and a half circles, displaying the super low-altitude fart power propulsion magic skill!

It even flew!Surprised, Ximen Qing also jumped into the air and turned left three and a half times!His chrysanthemum stretched violently under his thoughts!Then a reminder popped up in front of him: fart power boost is a special skill of Liangshan heroes, you can't use it.Then he slammed to the ground with a thud.

He yelled at Wu Song's back in dissatisfaction: "Foul! Cheating!"

Wu Song took the opportunity to increase his horsepower and completely left him behind!

Where can Wu Song go?He came to Yanggu County to be the capital for the past few days and lived in the duty room of the county government office, so he went to the county government office in a hurry. It happened that the county magistrate was being promoted to handle the case, so he went straight to the two sides and leaned on a stick. in the Yamen.

Let’s say the county magistrate was trying to resolve the case, and he didn’t say anything when he saw Wu Song running in in a panic, but after a while, Ximen Qing also ran in in a panic. The head snake of Yanggu County!Whether I can wear my black gauze steadily depends on him to take care of it!So the county magistrate stopped deciding the case and waved his hand: "Hey! Mr. Ximen official! Thunder Monkey wow!"

Ximen Qing was looking around, and it was rare to meet someone he knew, so he saluted: "County magistrate Thunder Monkey! Did you see a strong man running over just now?"

"...a strong man? Only Wu Dutou ran in just now, and he is indeed a strong man."

"Wudou head?"

"Here." The county magistrate pointed to Wu Song, who was standing upright among a row of yamen servants: "Wu Song, the newly appointed infantrymen are all leaders."

"Is it Wu Song? What a good name!" Ximen Qingwang saw Wu Song showing an indescribable smile!The laughing Wu Song has a cold heart!Seeing Ximen Qing's smile, the county magistrate knew something about it: "Why, the officials are interested in Dutou?"

"It's more than just interested! I really want to hug him to sleep every night!"

Wu Song looked at the county magistrate pitifully, and the county magistrate stroked his beard with his hands: "Then it is the duty of the subordinate officials to send him to the bed of the high-ranking officials every night!"

"Fuck, this is too badass!!! Dog officer! Dog officer!!! Dog officer!!!" Wu Song exploded and turned around to run away!The county magistrate waved his hand, and the two rows of yamen servants piled up into a mountain of people and pressed Wu Song at the bottom: "Don't let him escape! Send him tied up beautifully to the bed of the senior official at the Ximen Gate!"

☆、The secret of the Martian

On the busiest street in Nayanggu County, there is the most luxurious mansion, and the three big characters of 'Ximen Mansion' are clearly written in front of the mansion's door!

Two servants slowly opened the mahogany and gold door, and Ximen Qing walked in with brisk footsteps. Behind him was a group of government servants carrying Wu Song who was tied into rice dumplings.

I saw red bricks and green lacquered gazebos in the mansion, emerald bamboo promenades, flowers, plants and trees, and a standard Suzhou garden scene, all of which revealed the luxury of the owner of the mansion.

The group of yamen servants followed Ximenqing into a portal in the gate, and the scene changed instantly to a suspected dormitory, where they put Wu Song on the bed.

Ximen Qing took out some broken silver and sent the yamen servants away, closed the door carefully, turned around and smiled evilly at Wu Song: "Hey! Mr. Wu Song! Finally, only you and I are left in the same room! "

This smile made Wu Song chill to the bone!He was terrified: "You... what are you going to do!"

"Hey!" Ximen Qing untied his belt and took off his clothes as he walked towards him: "I want to confess my love to you!"

"Confession!? Confession, what clothes are you taking off?"

"Wang Ganniang said that a man who is a little bit tough is the most attractive! I want to show off my tough chest muscles while confessing my love!"

"..."

"Are you ready, Xiao Songsong! I'm going to confess my love!"

"This name is so disgusting, let the labor and capital get out of here!"

I saw Ximen Qing standing at the head of the bed, making an affectionate gesture, and a wave of turmoil behind him slapped the shore and burst out affectionately with his confession: "Ah! Xiao Songsong! Coax! Ha! Coax! Ha! Coho! Coho! Who is it? ! Send you to my side!"

Under this melody, Wu Song sang a duet with his love song: "That's it, the tiger in Jingyanggang! The tiger! The tiger!"

"It's that gurgling mountain spring! It's that gurgling mountain spring! It's that gurgling mountain spring! Mountain spring! I'm like that big bug wearing dewdrops! Big bug!" Ximen Qing leaned close to Wu Song and rubbed his chest muscles on his face: "Sweet I'm attached to you! Attached! Ow! Sariwa Sariwa Sariwa!"

Wu Song rolled his eyes: "The big bug is not attached to labor and capital. If you rub against labor and capital, you will eat your stuff like a chicken breast."

"Oh NO!" Ximen Qing hurriedly covered his chest and avoided: "Why did you say that the tiger in Jingyanggang sent you here? Ah! Speaking of which, I heard that a hero who collapsed in the county came to the county a few days ago! So it is Xiao Songsong you?"

"That's right! That big white-fronted, drowsy-eyed bug will die with just one fart from Laozi! Believe it or not, you will also die with Laozi's fart!"

Ximen Qing burst into tears: "I love you so much..."

"But I don't love you!"

"It seems that Kexiu has no choice but to show the tough side of a man!" Ximen Qing let out a deep dantian roar!A gust of air escaped from his ass and his pants and fat times exploded with a bang!A large piece of indescribable holy light scattered throughout the room!

Wu Song was stunned: "What do you want to do! You just exploded all your clothes in public, do you understand what shame is?"

"What shame is there for this lonely man who is alone in a room! Just imagining this kind of scene makes one's blood boil!" Ximen Qing roared and rushed forward in an indescribable motion!He pressed what Wu Song couldn't describe under his body and hugged him in his arms!

At this time, he discovered a serious problem that could not be described - how could it not be described if it was tied like a rice dumpling?

At this indescribably critical moment, Wu Song let out a loud roar, and an indescribable gas gushed out from the chrysanthemum, blowing off all the ropes on his body!Ximen Qing felt an indescribable air rush over his face, and his whole body was smashed to the wall!Wu Song smashed his head against the south wall and sprayed it out!

"It's another foul skill like fart power advancement!" Ximen Qing climbed down from the wall, put on his clothes, flew out of the house, got on a BMW, and chased after him: "Where are you going, my dear! Wait for me!"

Wu Song turned his head to look and was secretly surprised, his fart could even kill an eye-catching white-fronted tiger, how did Ximen Qing catch up with him unharmed?

Maybe today's farts aren't as strong as they were that day. . .What is the difference between today and that day?That's right!Today I didn’t drink the MixSh♂it that didn’t pass three bowls!He twisted the chrysanthemum lightly and went straight to Jingyang Gang!

From a distance, I have already seen the three bowls of waving flags that are not on the post!The shop waiter was yawning at the door and Wu Song ran into the shop with a bang!The huge impact lifted the waiter to the sky!

He rolled on the spot for eighteen weeks to cushion the force!With a flick of the left hand, a big silver ingot flew up to the counter and with the right hand, he picked up the big wine jar!

There was a cloud of dust flying in the distance, Ximen Qing just rode his horse to catch up!From a distance, Ximen Qing saw a strong buttocks and a scattered holy light in the hotel in front of him!

Xiao Songsong actually chose such an emotional place as a restaurant in the wild!Still lying there so active!Ximenqing is overjoyed!He lashed the horse twice, only to see a little scarlet halo in the scattered holy light!

Just as he was amazed, the scarlet halo turned into a beam of light and burst out!A violent gas flew past Ximen Qing's ears!Ximen Qing only felt a pain in his ears and a smear of blood scattered on his shoulders!

Take a closer look at that Wu Song is holding up a big wine tank with his buttocks to him with both hands and pouring wine!Looking at the second scarlet light in the chrysanthemum in front of him, Ximen Qing came to his senses. . .He didn't choose such an emotional place as a restaurant in the wild, he just came to fill the ammunition!

The waiter in the shop howled and fell down in the sky, and Ximen Qing embraced the princess in his arms!The waiter in the shop was taken aback and looked at Ximen Qing's face, his face turned rosy: "Guest officer, you are so gentle..."

In an instant, a second beam of scarlet light burst out!Ximen Qing pinched the waiter's ankle and swung him like a baseball bat!The waiter let out a puffing sound, and the beam of light was deflected from the track by this blow!

Wu Song took a horse step, holding a tank in his left hand and a tank in his right hand, pouring both tanks together!The burst speed of the chrysanthemum cannon has doubled!Ximen Qing waved the waiter in the shop, blocking left and right, and chopped off all the beams of light!Just when Ximen Qing rushed to less than ten meters away from Wu Song, the waiter in his hand suddenly let out an ominous rattling sound and bent into an ominous angle!Ximen Qing threw out the shop waiter in the shape of a pull back sign with a wave of his hand and knocked away the wine jar in Wu Song's left hand!

Wu Song's attack frequency was instantly halved!He gritted his teeth, aimed at Ximen Qing's face and shot again!Seeing the scarlet light, Ximen Qing flew up, split a horse on the beam of light and flew over!The horse was hit head-on by the beam of light and was sent flying out of the atmosphere!Ximen Qing pressed Wu Song's back!He was overjoyed: "Xiao Songsong, I caught you! Xiao Songsong, just follow me!"

Wu Song showed a shy face and took another sip of wine: "Your Majesty Ximen, wait a moment, I will be ready to receive the favor of you soon..."

Ximen Qing was overjoyed and stopped moving: "Okay, okay! It doesn't matter how long you stay!"

Wu Song grinned ferociously, and a scarlet color shone among his chrysanthemums again!A beam of scarlet light hit Ximen Qing with a bang, followed the horse and flew out of the atmosphere!

People's hearts are like the sea. . .To play tricks on the person who loves you the most. . .Ximen Qing was floating in outer space with tears streaming down his face. . .Flying and flying, suddenly bumped into a star.

He got up from the crater in disgrace, the word Mars was written on the stars under his feet, and he looked at the blue planet in the sky through the atmosphere of Mars with tears streaming down his face. . .

Ah, there is no spaceship in the Song Dynasty, and I can't use fart power to propel it. Am I going to live here alone forever?

At this sad moment, the corner of his clothes was torn, and when he turned his head, he saw his horse, which snorted excitedly and stretched out its long beak to kiss his cheek, Ximen Qing felt his own My heart melted in that instant.

From then on, Ximen Qing and his horse lived happily on Mars.

☆, Eat three hundred belly of grandpa!

"Hey!" The county magistrate knocked on the gavel: "Wu Song was the one who committed the crime, although the tiger in Jingyanggang became the hero of the collapse of the tiger and was named the capital of the county, but as a public official, why did he fart Ximen Qing with his son?" The horse crashed into outer space?"

Wu Song stood in the hall with a righteous face on his face: "Then Ximenqing is the first to pester me! The big man will change his name and sit down without changing his surname! That's right, labor and management have killed him! It was labor and management that bestowed upon him the first man on earth to land on Mars." glory!"

He pulled out a tattered book from his arms, and took a closer look at the "Shui Xu Biography" that he couldn't bear to look at directly: "At the end of the last chapter, it was clearly written: From now on, Ximen Qing and his horse will be together." Mars lived happily ever after! Did you see that! He is very happy in Mars!"

"...Even if you are very happy, it is wrong for you to send people and horses to Mars! You have caused the case of missing persons and caused extremely bad social impact! It has caused everyone in Yanggu County to look at chrysanthemums and feel in danger! More importantly, You have cut off the biggest source of wealth for this official! If this official does not punish you severely, it will not be enough to quell public anger!"

Wu Song turned around and turned his butt towards the magistrate: "Does the magistrate also want to go to Mars?"

The county magistrate took out an explosion-proof shield from under the table and blocked it in front of him: "Well, the hero is calming down. I just want to relieve the crisis that everyone in Yanggu County is looking at chrysanthemums and endangering themselves. The hero is really too powerful.