Water Xu Chuan

How bad is the impact of going out?People in our Mengzhou city are not allowed to fart? "

"Reporting to the magistrate, this person's chrysanthemum is not trivial, and the fart is not an ordinary fart, but a shocking fart!" A person flashed across the stage, and the prefect took a closer look. What a shocking fart? How shocking is it?"

"Does the magistrate still remember the red light that enveloped Mengzhou a week ago?"

"I remember, there was a smell of barbecue afterwards, and my Erha almost ran away."

"That's the person's fart! The place where the fart is now - the entrance of the Happy Forest Restaurant, there is also a sinkhole left by the fart!"

"Nani!?"

"The fart this person has farted is far beyond the category of fart and is almost comparable to a small nuclear warhead! Such a person staying is really a great harm to our Great Song Dynasty! I hope the magistrate will kill him with a token!"

"Okay!" The magistrate stretched out his hand and pulled out a token for chopping!That token is about to come out!At this moment, he suddenly blinked his eyes and reacted: "He is not from the Liao Kingdom, let alone from Xixia, he is a citizen of our Great Song Dynasty? Why would a citizen of the Great Song Dynasty cause great harm to our Great Song Dynasty? Why don't you use the mighty giant fart as a defensive giant fart?"

Speaking of which, a piece of city wall was left in the prefect's brain, and countless Liao soldiers from afar came up to kill him, and Wu Song, who was on the city wall, took off his pants with a solemn expression and showed his chrysanthemums to the Liao soldiers!The chrysanthemum violently gushed out a powerful airflow that turned a large group of people bombarded by the Liao soldiers on their backs!

Zhang Dujian was stunned by this brain map: "...It's the villain who is short-sighted, and what the magistrate said is true!"

"I'm so wise!" the magistrate said happily and then slapped the gavel: "Wu Song, the giant fart! You can predict what will happen next and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, ginseng Beidou ginseng Beidou ginseng Beidou

"Labor and management have finally become known as people in the world!" Wu Song smiled happily: "Big fart! Huge fart Wu Song!"

"It's all my fault, little brother, if it wasn't for how my little brother let out that shocking fart..." Shi En sighed and fed Wu Song the meat: "My brother was assigned to Enzhou, and the life and death of the closed place over there are unpredictable. Be careful in everything.” (Enzhou in the Northern Song Dynasty refers to Enzhou on Hebei Road, which is now Enzhou Village in Karaqin Banner, Chifeng City, Inner Mongolia.)

The two gentlemen began to urge: "You have been moaning for 5 minutes, and if you continue moaning, it will delay the official business and you will be assigned!"

Shi En gave them a big silver coin with a smile on his face: "Forgive me for another 3 minutes, 3 minutes."

"No! 1 minute!"

"Okay... 1 minute 1 minute..." Shi Ensai gave Wu Song a package: "There are two cotton coats, a bag of broken silver and a few pairs of new shoes, brother, be careful all the way."

"I don't need to tell you, I know it myself." Wu Song nodded: "Just give me another bite of Mix Sh♂it, I don't know when I will return."

"This..." Shi En showed embarrassment: "The younger brother also wanted to bring that MixSh♂it to see off brother..."

"...?" Wu Song was stunned for a moment: "What happened?"

"After my elder brother was arrested yesterday, Jiang Zhong led a group of people and killed him back. He seized the shop and sealed off my younger brother's house... I really can't get this wine now..."

"Didn't Jiang Zhong regain his dream to enter the music world!?"

"One minute is up!" The two gentlemen pulled Wu Song and pushed Shi En away: "Don't interfere with official duties!"

The two gentlemen pushed Wu Song onto the road, and Shi En's slightly crying voice came from behind: "Brother! Be careful all the way!"

Jiang Zhong, why did you abandon your music dream again?Wu Song was thinking about it, and was watched by two gentlemen and walked out of the north gate of Mengzhou. After walking a few miles forward, he saw two men standing on the road ahead with simple knives and waist knives. People pressed Wu Song and walked behind them.

I happened to come to a deserted place, where the mighty reeds and rivers lead to all directions. There is a bridge along the road. In front of the bridge, there is a stone tablet with the words "Feiyunpu" written on it.

This place is so wow, with lush vegetation and flowing water, a wonderful natural landscape that has not been polluted by humans!

So Wu Song looked at this wonderful scene and suddenly had a urge to urinate, he turned his head and said to the two gentlemen: "I need to relieve you!"

"Go, go." The two gentlemen replied while winking with the two who followed them.

Wu Song walked to the reeds on the side of the road, but found that his hands were trapped by a wooden shackle: "Who is that? Come and help Laozi take off his pants! By the way, you are not allowed to peek at the parts that Laozi can't describe!"

A gentleman frowned: "Who wants to peek!? Who wants to help you take off your pants!? You can pull and pee if you can! If you can't take off your pants, you can pull them in your pants to avoid polluting nature!"

"Oh, I'm going! It's your great honor for Laozi to let you take off your pants for Laozi! You're still not happy!?"

"You!" The gentleman raised the water and fire stick!

At this time, one of the two people following behind stepped forward to stop him: "Brother Gongren, calm down, I'll help him take it off." He said and walked up with a simple knife.

"That's right! That's right." Wu Song was still waiting for the waistband to be untied and released himself to his heart's content, but he felt a sharp cold wind hitting his waist!

Wu Song raised his buttocks on tiptoe!That sphincter precisely clamped what cold metal product!He turned his head and saw that it was the tip of Pu Dao!

The man held the simple knife and poked Wu Song's chrysanthemum with all his strength!Wu Song twisted his electric buttocks and loosened his sphincter!The man was thrown flying out while holding the simple knife, and then rolled into the river!

Wu Song turned around and saw another person holding a simple knife and slashing his head and face!

With a loud shout, his clothes were blown into countless pieces!The wooden yoke broke the iron chain with the explosion of the clothes all over the body!Wu Song raised half of the wooden yoke to catch Pu Dao, and pinched the wooden yoke with the other hand to hit the man's crotch!Two violent cracking sounds of eggs exploded in the wild!

The man clutched his crotch and collapsed on the ground trembling all over. Wu Song looked at the two gentlemen, who were stunned under the light of Wu Song's Quanguo holy light.

"What's the matter with these two people? Why did they use knives and guns as soon as they met? Ah, they took off their pants." Wu Song turned to face the river and began to sing while singing: "The river flows east! The stars of the Big Dipper, whoa! Whoa, the Big Dipper, the Big Dipper, the Big Dipper!"

Out of that indescribable light a spring gushes forth!The one who was thrown into the river by his twerk just now was still thrashing in the river, and was washed away by the spring water in a blink of an eye!

The screams woke up the two gentlemen, and the gentleman A suggested in a panic: "Let's use this water and fire stick to poke his chrysanthemum and poke him into the river?"

Mr. B replied in a panic: "No way! Just now the man poked his chrysanthemum with a simple knife and was thrown into the river by his twerk!"

Mr. A added in a panic: "The two of us go together! He only has one chrysanthemum, so what can we do with our two water and fire sticks?"

Man B panicked and raised his water and fire stick and gritted his teeth: "Then...Okay!" After saying that, the two men shouted and charged forward with water and fire sticks in hand!

Wu Song turned around when he heard the roar and footsteps behind him!As he turned around, the holy light and the spring water also turned around!The two gentlemen were still charging forward and suddenly sprayed this high-pressure water gun head-on!They screamed and were pushed back steadily, and finally both of them fell into the river!

Wu Song looked at the two gentlemen who were going down the river and stretched out his hands: "Don't go, you two! Aren't you going to escort labor and capital to Enzhou?"

However, the two gentlemen had drifted farther and farther along the river and gradually turned into two small black spots on the water surface. Wu Song scratched his head in pain and noticed the passer-by lying on the ground clutching his crotch. He saw Wu Song's stare was so frightening that his face turned pale: "Hero, spare your life! I will explain everything I say!"

"Hey? What can you say and explain?"

"I was ordered by Zhang Dujian and Jiang Zhong to collude with the officials to find a secluded place to end the hero's life! The job is in the hands of the team leader!"

Wu Song was taken aback. Shi En mentioned that Zhang Tuanlian was Jiang Zhong's backer. That Zhang Dujian was the one who said in the yamen yesterday that he wanted to execute him. Instead of pursuing his music dream, Jiang Zhong colluded with them. To murder labor and capital?

A look of coldness flashed across his eyes, and some questions seemed to need to be clarified in person.He bent down to pick up the man's plain knife, and the man turned over and knelt down in fright: "It really has nothing to do with the villain! I'm just a good man running errands, spare me!"

"You can rest assured that labor and capital will not move people who have nothing to do with it. Do you know where Jiang Zhong is now?"

"Drinking wine at Yuanyang Building and Tuanlian in Mengzhou City! Just wait for the villain to go back and report!"

☆、Strong hallucinogenic sweat-blooded BMW

Wu Song changed into the clothes in Shi En's bag, and asked all the way with a simple knife to find the mandarin duck building.

This mandarin duck building is a well-known scenic spot in Mengzhou. It is located in the back garden of Zhang Tuanlian's home. drill.To the east, you can overlook the entire Bangda Lake, and to the west, you can see the street view of half of Mengzhou City.

He raised his buttocks slightly and jumped over the courtyard wall with a little fart, and just landed in the horse pen!The horse was still grazing peacefully and enjoying a leisurely life. This huge monster fell from the sky, which made it howl in fright!

"Why howling?" A man who raised horses for Tuan Lian's family came out of the small thatched house next to the horse pen. He was stunned when he saw a strong man lying next to the horse.

Wu Song lay beside the horse, lifted his neck and opened his mouth: "Ma——~~~Yes! In your eyes, is Laozi a human image? That's right, everything is an illusion! Laozi was imported from the Western Regions by Tuan Lianxin Strong hallucinogenic sweat-blood BMW!"

The demented horse breeder said: "I have raised horses for half my life, but I have never heard of hallucinogenic horses."

"The world is full of wonders! Have you ever heard of a unicorn?"

"I've heard...it has wings and a horn on top of its head."

"That's right! The unicorn horse passed to the Western Regions and experienced the wind and sand in the Western Regions, and finally developed hallucinogenic skills!" Wu Song matched his rhetoric, shaking his head and tail!

"...Oh!" The horse breeder walked in front of him, he snorted twice in cooperation, and the horse breeder stretched out his hand towards his face: "Illusions are usually aimed at vision, right? I stroked the mane of the powerful hallucinogenic horse-blooded horse imported from the Western Regions..."

Wu Song untied the headband, and the long hair spread out on the back smoothly like floating softly: "Come and touch it!" hair.)

The horse breeder put his hand on it and touched Dementia, saying: "How can you touch it? It looks like human hair! Look, there is scalp oil and dandruff!"

The horse breeder ran his hands back along the hair: "Look, this is clearly a human ass! This is clearly a human chrysanthemum! This is clearly a human...!"

Wu Song jumped up with a groan, pressed the horse breeder against the wall of the stable and said, "Stable boom!" ': "What the hell are you touching that can't be described!!!"

"...the other horses don't care if I touch them!"

"Laozi is a dignified horse! You will be ashamed if you touch Laozi casually!"

"You are clearly a human being, what kind of sweat-blooded BMW is so hallucinogenic!"

"It's so hard to lie! Yes, labor and capital are individuals!"

"Damn it, you climbed over the wall and entered someone's stable in the middle of the day? Could it be a thief? Fuck it, I actually spent so much time arguing with you! Come and grab me..." A cold light flashed!Wu Song had raised the simple knife and pressed it against his neck: "You dare to make another sound!?"

The horse breeder saw that Ming Huang was holding a knife in his hand, his legs were so frightened that his legs were weak, and he said: "The hero, spare your life!"

"Tell me, can Jiang Zhong and Tuan Lian have wine at Yuanyang Tower?"

"It's there!"

Wu Song unhooked the horse and tied it to the horse's body!The horse breeder was taken aback: "Is it easy for a good man to tie up Play? The villain has even more exciting ideas! Yes, there are whips on the wall over there!"

Wu Song was stunned, then grabbed a handful of fodder from the horse trough and stuffed it into his mouth.

Coincidentally, another maid walked out of the thatched cottage at this time: "Horse breeder! The master told you to remember to hoof the horse. Palm..." The maid was shocked when she saw this scene and took out a pile of horseshoes from her pocket. Unidentified object with a mosaic: "Oh shit, it's so explosive! Don't use grass balls so rough! How can you kiss when you take it out and it smells like grass? Come here, I have professional props!"

Wu Song was stupefied: "Which world is this where the maids are so dishonest!"

"Not enough? I still have this!" The maid said, turning around and taking out a box from the room!From the gap in the box, a large amount of filth that cannot be described in color overflowed and dyed the entire scene into a filthy color!

Wu Song strode up to her and took the box: "Girl! Thank you so much! But he's just a horse breeder who isn't exciting enough! Well, labor and management will make it clear! Labor and management are for training adults with Zhang Tuan and Jiang Menshen My lord came here after bathing in love together! Please ask the girl to guide me to meet Master Tuanlian!"

The maid's nostrils ejected a strange poisonous lavender gas!She reached out and touched Wu Song's chest muscles and nodded: "You really deserve to be in the regiment! Come with me!"

Wu Song hugged the box that was overflowing with dirt, rolled his eyes, and followed the maid as he walked around the sticking lake. The sticking lake was in the shape of a baseball bat. The mandarin ducks at the top of the tower and the mandarin ducks at the bottom of the tower just mean hitting mandarin ducks with sticks.

"Such a strong man must have a great reputation in the world, right?"

"Of course, under Xia Wusong, he was awarded the title of 'Giant Fart' by the prefect of Mengzhou just yesterday."

"Wu Song? Could it be the one who smashed the eye-catching white-fronted worm into the sun at Jingyanggang?"

"It's down."

"I've been looking forward to it for a long time!" The maid patted his butt excitedly: "I'm training the maid Yulan in the next group."

Then the two walked downstairs without saying a word, Yulan pushed open the door, and Wu Song walked in.

The carved railings in the building are decorated with gold and silver plating, and the decoration is very luxurious. Wu Song walked a few steps and found that Yulan hadn't followed, so he turned his head. Lou, I'd better not look at things like this..."

Wu Song nodded hastily: "Good!"

The door creaked and closed, Wu Song hastily threw the box aside and patted his body for a long time, then walked a few steps forward and went up the stairs. From a distance, someone on the second floor could be heard talking drunkenly.

A strange voice came first: "How is it, puff haha, are you still going to participate in some auditions and break into some music scene?"

Then came Jiang Zhong's slightly low voice: "No..."

"That's it! What shit music, what shit dreams! It's just a whitewash of money and transactions! Before the opening, the scores and rankings of the songs you are going to sing have already been decided! What a shame! Or follow me to rob the house and dominate Mengzhou. Shu Tan ! Your debut album, it’s okay to keep it for yourself as a joke! Rather than being a singer, you are actually more talented as a comedian!”

"Yes! Master Tuan Lian is right!"

"By the way, what Wu Song is that? How did it go?"

It was another slightly familiar voice. Listening carefully, Wu Song recalled that it was the voice of Zhang Dujian who asked the magistrate to kill him in the yamen: "The villain tried his best to execute him in the yamen! The magistrate's head Guan Xiang insisted. Send him to Enzhou! How can such a nosy and powerful person stay in Mengzhou for our work? The villain bribed two gentlemen and sent two men to find a secluded place on the road. , four of them can't understand one of them! Two more dogs will lose their lives!"

The karma in Wu Song's heart jumped up when he heard these words!I have no relationship with you in the past and have no enmity in the near future. I only got involved in this Mengzhou matter to fight against injustice and regain Shi En's restaurant to learn that MisSh♂it!How did it become a thorn in your eyes and a thorn in your flesh?You almost killed me!

He held back his anger and rushed up to the second floor with a simple knife in his hand, kicking the door open!

Zhang Tuanlian, Zhang Dujian, and Jiang Zhong are still eating wine around the table!Suddenly the door was kicked open and they turned their heads to see Wu Song. They were all stunned and shouted in unison: "Foretell what will happen next! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆、I sold abductions last year and bought a car this year

Wu Song stepped forward and poked Pu Daodong on the dining table: "The labor and capital have no grudges against you in the past and the present! It's just that you come to Mengzhou to find wine and fight against injustice! Why do you want to kill labor and capital!"

The shining blade clicked into the dining table!Zhang Tuanlian Zhang Dujian Jiang Zhongjing's wine turned into cold sweat, and the three of them trembled again and said in unison: "Foretell what will happen next! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

"You guys already shouted that at the end of the last chapter! This is already the next chapter! Labor and management are asking you questions!"

Zhang Tuanlian, Zhang Dujian, and Jiang Zhong hid under the table and continued in unison: "Predict what will happen next! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

Wu Song pulled out the knife and kicked the table flying: "You guys have another look at the breakdown of labor and management!" As he said that, the simple knife turned into a cold light and slashed on the face of Zhang Dujian who was closest to him with a click!

"Ah!!!" Zhang Dujian wailed and kicked his legs all over the floor!Wu Song took a step forward!Zhang Tuanlian and Jiang Zhong were scared to pee!They crawled back a few steps and didn't know what to say, so they continued to shout: "Foretell what will happen!"

Wu Song rushed forward and grabbed Zhang Tuanlian by the back of his neck and lifted him up!Zhang Tuanlian finally said something else in shock when the shining plain knife was on the tip of his nose: "Good man! I will give you money and integrity! But please don't touch me, handsome, unrestrained and suave. It seems that Pan Anmei is like a fairy, very masculine and super MAN's face!"

Wu Song stared at his face carefully for a minute and yelled close to his face: "No hit!! Labor and capital are doing plastic surgery for you!!!" After roaring, he slashed the knife head-on again!

Wu Song threw away the garbage and threw Zhang Tuanlian aside. Zhang Tuanlian and Zhang Dujian also rolled all over the floor. He stared at Jiang Zhong and pushed him into the corner step by step!

Jiang Zhong clasped his head in both hands: "A good man...forgive me..."

He squatted down and squatted in front of Jiang Zhong: "Aren't you going to become an idol singer? Aren't you going to dominate the Wuzhu music scene in the Song Dynasty? Why did you seize the happy forest restaurant and seal Shi En's house?" ? Where is your music dream!? Where is your promise!!? Where is your stretcher!!!”

"This..." Jiang Zhongchang sighed: "The villain went out to release his first solo album "Jiang Jielun" after saying goodbye to the strong man."

"..." Wu Song was stunned: "Why isn't your surname Zhou! Is there a song called "Nunchaku" in it?"

"No! If it's called "Nunchaku", it's too fake! The times are advancing, so I have to play a higher level! My song is called "Three-section stick"!"

"It's just one extra verse!!! Is that how it's sung? Hurry up and use the three-section stick to hum haha!"

Jiang Zhong sang along with Wu Song's rhythm: "Warrior practitioners must remember! Chrysanthemums are invincible! Who is practicing chrysanthemums! Wind and water are rising!"

Wu Song slapped him on the head: "Nima is a fake copycat!!!"

"That's why the record company discussed with me. The title of this album is obviously inappropriate for this song's imitation! So I changed the name of this album to "Jiang Zhiqian"."

"..." Wu Song was dumbfounded: "Why isn't your surname Xue! Is there a song called "Serious Snow"?"

"Yi Ye! That song is called "Snow of Chrysanthemums"! I'll sing it for you!"

Wu Song covered his mouth: "... Please don't sing "Ya Butterfly". It sounds like the blood of a chrysanthemum. Please don't sing "Ya Butterfly."

"Then the record company continued to discuss with me, begging me not to imitate any more, and try to imitate a foreign one if I want to imitate... So the name of my first solo album became "Jiang Zhilong"."

Wu Song punched his PIA to the ceiling: "Why don't you go to heaven!!!"

"But here comes a very serious problem." Jiang Zhong was so smeared on the ceiling that he flattened into a pancake and then slumped to the ground a little bit: "I don't speak Korean."

"Let's be original, okay? Let's not copycats, okay?"

"So I went to learn Korean, but here came a very serious problem. We are now in the Northern Song Dynasty. The time span of the Northern Song Dynasty is 960-1127 AD, and King Sejong of Korea invented Korean in 1397. I was just born! Where should I go to learn Korean!?"

Wu Song supported his forehead heavily, and vaguely he seemed to hear Yulan's voice shouting: "This problem is really too serious, and the serious balls will burst with pain."

"And the creation of these first three records has already used up all my savings! This fourth original album was born under the circumstances of self-directing, self-acting, self-writing and self-timer... in less than twelve hours at Mengzhou Audiovisual Club It was sold out immediately.”

"Wow! So original is the best!"

"Because I don't have the money to remake, so there is only one original disc... It was bought by Uncle Wang next door to the audiovisual agency. When he met me the next day, his muscles were all contorted. He patted my face. Shoulder, tell me like this," Jiang Zhong looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and burst into tears, but unfortunately this was in the building, so he looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle and burst into tears: "Boy! Not bad! Look after you! We are big The throne of the laughing star without a master in the Song Dynasty belongs to you!"

Wu Song patted him on the shoulder: "It's good to be able to take the first step. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Aren't there so many seemingly fruitless things still being done? Even a lazy pig like the author Throwing an update from time to time! If you don’t take steps towards your dreams, your dreams will never take the initiative to take steps towards you!”

"But why do people live for the rest of their lives? Isn't it just to make money and live a better life? I'm already living a good life, why should I pursue my dreams?"

"But no matter how good and stable life is, what's the difference between a life without dreams and a walking dead? It's like a pig!"

Jiang Zhong lowered his head and smiled: "The life of a pig... how many people can live it?" He raised his hand as if to signal something: "Okay, I have delayed enough time, let Let's stop talking."

There was a roar behind Wu Song!Before he turned his head, a group of people jumped on him and pulled the rope!

I saw the servants who had already gathered half the room behind me!Jiang Zhong walked up to Zhang Tuanlian and Zhang Dujian who were bandaging up. Zhang Tuanlian grinned in pain and patted him on the shoulder: "I'll give you 99 points for delaying time! It really has the demeanor of my youth!"

"The regiment has won the prize, how can the villain compare with you?"

"Nai Nai's face is disfigured!" Zhang Dujian looked at a bronze mirror: "Wu Song, if you don't cut him into pieces, it will be hard to understand the hatred in my heart!"

Zhang Tuanlian nodded: "Why don't we just come down downstairs and cut the body up by five horses to add to the fun?"

Jiang Zhong said with a hippie smile: "You two adults are both injured, so you're not in the mood to drink at this time? Why don't you two adults take care of your wounds first, and then we'll come to the fish scales. If the injury doesn't hurt tomorrow, let's cut him for fun. How about eating wine?" (For fish scale cutting, a net needs to be wrapped around the human body first, and the skin and flesh are stretched out into fish scale-like protrusions.)

"Good, good!" Zhang Tuanlian and Zhang Dujian applauded and laughed together: "Sure enough, I have the demeanor of my youth! It's not for nothing to train you for so many years!"

Suddenly there was a long sigh from the group of servants, and the group of servants all stopped. . .Immediately after that sigh, there was a sound of violent ejection of gas, and a violent smell of fart burst out with the brilliance of a nuclear bomb explosion!

The entire mandarin duck building was torn apart by the fart smell, and countless servants were flying around in that brilliance!The intense brilliance gradually faded, Zhang Tuanlian, Zhang Dujian, Jiang Zhong slowly lowered his arms covering his face, but saw Wu Song's clothes burst and his whole body was wrapped in the holy light overflowing from the chrysanthemum like a god!

Wu Song smiled slightly at the three of them and raised his hand. The simple knife in his hand was gradually covered with the holy light all over his body, and it was equally radiant: "You want to cut labor and capital into pieces? Let's eat labor and capital first!"

After saying that, the chrysanthemum bloomed and a gust of air passed by!Zhang Dujian just opened his mouth and before he could scream, the simple knife had already pierced his heart!

Zhang Tuanlian was so frightened that he peed and knelt on the ground in a hurry: "Just now I, the bastard, slipped my tongue! What a good man who has eyes but doesn't know! I hope the good man will make atonement!"

"Just now you said that labor and management would be divided into five horses, but now you come to ask labor and management for forgiveness?" Wu Song gently twisted his electric buttocks, and a ray of light bloomed fiercely on Zhang Tuanlian!Zhang Tuanlian's body received a huge impact and the ray of light disappeared!The bloody severed limbs and head spun and landed on the ground just like a five-horse corpse!

Seeing this posture, Jiang Zhong knew something was wrong!He took advantage of Zhang Tuanlian being blown away and pulled a broken chair leg from the ground!He stabbed the sharp end of the broken chair leg full of wooden thorns at Wu Song's neck: "Go to hell!!!"

A hand passed by like a gust of wind, and Wu Song had already firmly held the chair leg in his hand!At the moment when the chair legs were still, Wu Song's cold eyes came through, and Jiang Zhong's whole body was still along with the completely still chair legs. . .

Wu Song's marble-like lips parted: "Those who discard their dreams, die!"

A cold light passed by, and Jiang Zhong's head spun sharply in the air like a top, and finally fell to the ground with a plop.

☆, Twelve characters can be tattooed on the face!

"Huh..." Wu Song looked at the three corpses on the ground and let out a sigh of relief. He found the wine jug that had just been blown away in the corner, and shook some wine in it.

He took a sip of wine, tore off a piece of cloth stained with blood, and wrote a row of large characters on the wall——predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!

After he finished writing, he took another sip of the bar and smacked his mouth a few times.Not enough flavor, just two words are not enough taste.

So he added a horizontal line at the back to make this sentence into a famous aphorism format, and then wrote his name after the horizontal line.

Then he turned around and walked downstairs coolly, only to find that the camera was still filming him: "Why are you still filming labor and capital? This chapter is over! Ah, I was locked up in a big prison last night and today I am on my way again! What a fucking prison The food is neither wine nor meat, it’s not for people to eat! The body of that fart just now has been hollowed out! The labor and management have a flat stomach and want to eat wine!"

"That..." the photographer scratched his head: "This is already the beginning of the next chapter, I can't understand your intention to write down the decomposition at the beginning."

Wu Song held his forehead in pain: "Fuck, this is the beginning of the next chapter? It's a pity that the famous sayings of labor and capital have been handed down from generation to generation! Ah, forget it, forget it, starve to death, go to a restaurant first..."

"Brother Wu Song! I will always keep your famous sayings in my heart!" Yulan blocked the door: "Sure enough, a really handsome man doesn't go upstairs to stir up trouble!"

Wu Song was stunned: "Hey, why are you still here?"

"I reminded you to wake up just now when they called someone to come..." Yulan's head gradually drooped, then raised her head and roared: "I'm not leaving! I will always be here from now on!"

Wu Song was in a daze: "Huh?"

"Aren't you hungry? Find a restaurant to have a drink! My treat!" Yulan grabbed Wu Song's arm.

"Eat wine, go eat wine!" Wu Song also roared!His face turned red immediately: "Which restaurant in Mengzhou has good wine and meat?"

"If you want to say that wine and meat are good, it is the Happy Forest Restaurant!"

"Uh... Forget it, let's find a small shop nearby." Wu Song Yulan swaggered out of Zhang Tuanlian's mansion. With the explosion of Yuanyang Building, the whole Zhang Mansion had become a mess, so they looked for it on the side of Zhang Mansion Street. opened a small shop.

As soon as the food was served, a group of officers and soldiers rushed over from the door, and the people around chattered: "I heard that there was a murder case in Zhang's house! There are only three corpses in total! There are countless others." The servant is missing!"

After hearing this, Wu Song babbled a few times while eating: "Three people died and countless people disappeared. This case is really terrible."

"Yeah, it's really scary." Yulan also pouted a few times: "Didn't you be the one who did the Made case! We even had a drink near the scene of the crime!"

"Anla, labor and management are perfect. In the Song Dynasty, when science and technology were still underdeveloped, there was no evidence that labor and management were criminals! The only remaining witness is the photographer at the scene!" Wu Song looked at him with murderous eyes. Glancing at the photographer next to him, the photographer began to tremble all over: "Well, I believe he won't do any witnesses."

"Uh, well, you seem to have written something on the wall."

"Oh, that's a famous saying handed down by labor and management."

"It seems that you even signed your name behind the famous sayings passed down from generation to generation."

A bolt of blue thunder pierced through the tile with a click and struck Wu Song's head!Wu Song stood up abruptly: "My mother died!!!"

Yulan picked him up: "What are you eating! Get out of town!"

The two fled out of the city in a panic, chose a secluded path at random, and started walking. After walking like that for an hour, Yulan suddenly laughed ghostly.

Facing Wu Song's surprised eyes, she lowered her head and looked at the ground: "We seem to be running away."

Wu Song is a straight man, so the current situation shocked him, he didn't know what to say and had to turn his head to look at the distant sky.

Yulan took his arm again, he was so panicked that he didn't even know where to look, and happened to come to a dirt slope, there were a few thatched houses at the bottom of the slope, and a wine curtain was picked out from the willow trees by the stream .

He looked at the wine curtain as if he saw a life-saving straw: "Ah, I'm so hungry! We ran away as soon as the food was served! It just so happens that there is a hotel here! Go and eat something!"

There was a man sitting at the door of the thatched cottage, and when he saw someone coming, he greeted: "Guest officer! Do you want to rest? We have good wine, meat, and big buns!"

Wu Song and Yulan entered the room, moved a chair and sat down: "First, two bowls of wine, then three to five catties of meat, and a drawer of buns."

"Okay!" The man went to the back kitchen to tinker for a while, cut a large plate of meat, a drawer of buns and put two bowls of wine in front of them. Yulan picked up a bowl of wine and stared at Wu Song blankly: "It just so happens that this barren In a remote place in the countryside, how about we have a cup of wine?"

Wu Song was at a loss for what to do: "It's not very good."

Yulan held the wine bowl and stretched it out in front of Wu Song with a firm face!Wu Song picked up his bowl of wine in a panic and drank it down in one gulp!

A lost light flashed in Yulan's eyes, she retracted her hand and took a small sip to drink by herself.

Wu Song felt a little unwell after drinking this bowl of wine. This wine was just ordinary village wine, but the taste was always a bit uncomfortable. The wine that had already been drunk seemed to spread along the veins of the stomach, making the whole abdomen numb!

Wu Song, who often walks around the rivers and lakes, immediately knew what he had encountered!He knocked over the wine in Yulan's hand: "There is sweat medicine in the wine!"

The man looked at Wu Song and Yulan with a smile on his face, clapped his hands and shouted, "Fall down!"

Wu Song felt top-heavy and fell headfirst to the ground. . .

When he opened his eyes, he saw only a piece of cucumber rack above his head, and Magnolia was sleeping beside him.He got up and looked around and saw tomatoes, beans, potatoes, eggplants, all kinds of crops formed an endless green ocean around him.

Where is this. . .The medicine people in the rivers and lakes usually just take money, at most they kill people to make human meat buns, so what if they get it in the vegetable garden?He leaned down and called out that Yulan didn't respond, so he picked her up and started walking.

As soon as he moved and took a step, he felt something watching him!After walking a few more steps, I felt a gust of wind blowing from behind, making my hair stand on end!

He turned his head and saw a huge black shadow flashing to