Water Xu Chuan

There was a burst of clattering noise from the blades!

There seems to be something in this vegetable garden.

He closed his eyes vigilantly and listened attentively. The rustling of leaves subsided and disappeared.He took a step forward and took a light step, and the sound of rustling leaves sounded again.

Is this thing going to play the enemy does not move and I do not move?So according to the principle that when the enemy moves, Wu Song strode forward, and the clacking sound really followed him and started to move around!He gradually stood on tiptoe and took a catwalk!With the catwalk's constantly twisting buttocks, a stinky fart is gradually filled on the ass!

His twerk got bigger and sexier and he could already hear the thing's heavy snorting from the surrounding crops!

The whistling sound of the wind came from behind again!He lifted his buttocks up high and let out a stinky fart!The sound of fart blooming on the body came from behind!The thing let out a howl and rolled out!

Wu Song turned around and saw that the thing knocked down a row of cucumber racks, revealing blue skin and strong muscles beside the cucumber racks!

What's this?He put the magnolia on the ground and walked carefully over to pull up the cucumber frame that covered the thing.

The long white hair on the blue back of the thing was exposed, and a bunch of spines and limbs popped out of the bony back. The white hair was covered with dust, and it seemed that it hadn't been washed for a long time, and it was almost gray. . .

It happened that the thing raised its head and faced Wu Song face to face!I saw a row of words tattooed on that thing's face!Wu Song took a closer look at the thorny thing——predicted what will happen next, and let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!

☆、On the way of non-human species to show affection

Wu Song looked at the monster for a while, compared it with Baidu's photos for a long time, and then read: "Yasha is the transliteration of the Sanskrit word 'Yaka'. It is said that his hair is green and flames are as high as several feet! He has a pair of glasses on the top door. On the chin! His nose is facing the sky and the hole is facing the ground! His ears are one in front and one behind!"

Wu Song closed Baidu Encyclopedia: "Oh my god, it's terrible! There are holes in the head, up, down, front, back, left, and right! Where should this brain volume be placed! And!" He tremblingly pointed at the face: "The face is still It is engraved to predict what will happen next and listen to the next chapter! Isn’t this the famous aphorism written in the last chapter of Laozi! Are you a fan of Laozi!? Wow, Laozi is lucky to come to you now to engrave another honorable labor on your face signature!"

"It's not so weird!!! I'm a standard beautiful girl's face!!!" The thing roared: "I'm lucky to meet your sister, I'm so lucky to be with you!!! Who the hell are you? You are a fan!!!"

This roaring and spitting star flew across like a blizzard and almost blew Wu Song away!Wu Song hurriedly squatted down and grabbed two potato seedlings: "Wow, it's roaring...not a fan of Laozi, why did you engrave Laozi's famous words on your face?"

"This sentence is at the end of almost every chapter! It's just a coincidence that I showed my face at the end of the last chapter! The author's words were inhumanely carved on my face! The author of Gou Ri!"

"Since you are living in the book, you shouldn't scold the author! Otherwise, you will die a miserable death!"

"Cut! I saw that you are handsome and burly, so I couldn't help but watch it for a while! I didn't expect you to carry a biochemical weapon!" The thing opened its mouth wide: "I want to eat you pair of dogs!"

Wu Song took a big step backwards and pulled out two handfuls of potatoes as if they were chain hammers!

That thing's bloody mouth was about half a meter long, and it was full of fangs protruding in all directions!The big mouth just bit at Wu Song, bit, bit, bit, and kept biting. . .

Wu Song was tired after posing for a while, and lowered his hands: "What are you doing... aren't you coming to eat me? Could it be that lying there like this is waiting for labor and capital to stand in your mouth? You are insulting me IQ? Who do you think is stupid?"

"You despicable villain!" The thing roared again: "Not only did you use biochemical weapons, but you also poisoned them!"

"Okay, you first insulted the IQ of labor and capital, and then insulted labor and capital's personality! Labor and capital are a good man, so they would not do poisonous things! Labor and capital will do justice for heaven!" Wu Song said, holding up the potato chain hammer!

"What a good man! Who is so enchanting that a good man can walk on a catwalk!! You have sweat medicine in your fart!!!"

Wu Song was stunned for a moment: "Sweat medicine...? Oh, we went to a restaurant to drink and got drunk, and then we woke up here, probably because the medicine just passed out of the body with the fart..."

"rat!"

"If you want to say mean, you have to find the root! It's the shopkeeper who serves the wine that is mean!"

The thing let out a sneer: "Fortunately, I am a higher species! The dose of sweat medicine that overturns human beings can only paralyze the parts of the body that are directly hit! My head can still move! I want to eat you!"

Wu Song also sneered: "How can you eat people if you can only move your head? Let's eat labor's potato chain hammer!" After saying this, he raised the potato seedling in his hand high!At the end of the potato seedling was a string of five potato eggs still stained with mud that had just been pulled out of the ground!

Just when he was about to drop the potatoes, he heard a roar from a distance: "Be careful, dear!"

Wu Song was stunned: "What? Honey?"

A figure flashed in front of him, and Yulan kicked that thing's forehead with a swish!

"Ahhh!!!" Yulan kicked and fell to the ground, pinching the scalp with her right hand and pulling up the thing's head with her left hand, and hit the throat with a knife!Then he put the thing's chest on his shoulder and threw it over his shoulder, lifted the thing violently and fell to the ground again!Then he jumped up high, concentrated all his strength on the tip of his right arm, and smashed down on the thing's abdomen and stomach!

The entire screen turned blood red, and the entire vegetable field trembled accordingly!That thing opened its mouth and vomited 250cc of blood after this series of combos!The spit out blood formed the bloody word 'KO' in mid-air!

Yulan raised her head, straightened her hair and smiled at Wu Song, "Are you all right, dear!"

The thing tremblingly stretched out its left hand towards the sky, Yulan turned her head and said, "Oh, you're not dead yet?" After saying that, she pinched the thing's head with her hands like a tiger's claw and snapped her neck!

Wu Song was in a daze, he couldn't help throwing down the potato chain hammer and hugged a bean seedling tightly: "It's too cruel, too cruel, too cruel..."

The thing tremblingly stretched out its right hand towards the sky, and Magnolia pulled a bamboo pole to make a cucumber stand from the side!Pointed the tip of the bamboo pole at the thing's throat!

"Stop it, Ya Die!" There was a clatter in the vegetable field, and one person slid close to the ground and grabbed the bamboo pole: "Let's spare her life! It's the villain's job to calm down the two heroes." wrong!"

Wu Song saw that it was the shopkeeper who served the wine, and he couldn't help saying angrily: "Good shopkeeper, do good business and don't use drugs to anesthetize passers-by!"

"Let's listen to the villain. The villain's surname is Zhang Mingqing, and he grows delicious vegetables like a labyrinth. People in the Jianghu are called Vegetable Garden. This is my wife's grandson. As you can see, she is a nightshade..." Zhang Qing's eyes flickered After a few tears: "Although she is a nightshade, we really love each other!"

"Amazing... delicious food like a maze... amazing... actually married a yaksha..."

"What is the most distressing thing about having a Yasha daughter-in-law? That's right, it's that I can't show our affection on the street with her! It will scare passers-by! So our husband and wife came to this wilderness to open a store, There is an unwritten rule in this store that once we meet a couple who show affection on the road and touch our pain, we will feed it to my daughter-in-law as a snack!"

"Uh... We were just on the road where there was no show of affection, it was just holding hands..."

"While holding hands is not considered a show of affection!? You went to someone else's house to touch the most painful part of someone's heart!!" Zhang Qing burst into tears: "Do you know that my wife's arms are thicker than my waist? Holding hands is just a luxury for us that we can only look up to!!!"

"No, brother Zhang Qing, we actually envy you too!" Wu Song walked up to him and grabbed his hands: "Who said you and your wife can't show affection? Your wife is so strong! Your love It has surpassed the scope of human beings, so your affection can also show the scope of human beings! Your daughter-in-law can hold you on her shoulders, carry you on her back, or even lift you up with one hand! The way you show affection is human What couples can't achieve!...Huh?"

Wu Song was taken aback, he was pulled up by someone!That's right!Magnolia carried him on her shoulders!Wu Song was taken aback again when Yulan carried him on her back!Wu Song was surprised for the third time, and Yulan held him up with one hand like an Oscar statuette!

Wu Song stood in the palm of Yulan and held his forehead in pain: "Ya Butterfly... I know that you are a heroine, but now is not the time for you to show off..."

Zhang Qing put his arms around Erniang Sun's head and burst into tears: "Liar! You human couples can do it too!"

"No! You guys have a more extreme way to show your affection!" Yulan's ears pricked up as soon as the words came out!Wu Song stretched out his hand and made a pose where there is only one truth about Conan: "Your wife can put you in her mouth to show her affection!"

Zhang Qing looked at Sun Erniang's half-meter-long big mouth and burst into tears!Yulan unwillingly opened her mouth and tried to take Wu Song into her mouth, but human mouths are too small to hold other people in their mouths!Yulan covered her face and burst into tears while Zhang Qing was held in her mouth by Erniang Sun!Sun Erniang's injuries all over her body seemed to be healed, and she staggered to her feet!With Zhang Qing in her mouth, the husband and wife ran wildly in the vegetable garden with a strange light in their eyes!

"This style of painting is so weird." Yulan took Wu Song's arm again.

"Hey," his face turned red again and he shook off his hand: "Can you stop irritating them both? Can you stop calling me dear, we are not in that kind of relationship. Why are you following Laozi all the time?"

"Probably... When I left the Zhang Mansion, I said I wanted to treat you to a drink? Hasn't it been fulfilled?"

"Then wait for them to finish their excitement... let's have a meal at their shop." Wu Song looked at Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang who were running happily and wildly, and Yulan quietly pulled her up again.

The vegetable garden is very huge, even if it is photographed by aerial photography, it is a vast expanse of green ocean, which makes people marvel at Zhang Qing's farming skills.

And Sun Erniang ran wildly in the vegetable field with him in his mouth, which can only be described as ruining the crops. They ran like this and seemed to form some kind of strange circle of vegetable fields. From the perspective of aerial photography, we can see that this strange circle of vegetable fields is the most classic twelve One word - predict what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!

☆ Chrysanthemum is a sharp tool to extinguish the fire of life

That night Zhang Qing cooked a large table of food, Erniang Sun held him in her mouth, and the two of them brought the food with four hands and shouted in the standard erotic accent: "Come on! Take it easy, both of you!"

The yaksha has a big mouth and well-developed salivary glands, the saliva drenched Zhang Qing in his mouth, and the saliva flowed along Zhang Qing's arms into the dishes, and the dishes were covered like that A light green translucent liquid film. . .

Wu Song and Yulan were stunned: "Preparing so many dishes is really troublesome to you, and it's too unbearable to add such a unique seasoning to each dish..."

"The two of you helped us develop a super unique gesture of showing affection! It solved a big knot in our hearts! We must thank you very much!" Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang generously spread their hands at the same time: "Come on! Feel free eat!"

Wu Song made a huge determination but couldn't bring himself to stretch out his chopsticks: "Since your knots have been untied by us, then we have no reason to stay here!" He pulled Magnolia and jumped out of the window with a bang. go out!

"Where are you two going! Please accept our reward!" Erniang Sun chased them along the path they jumped out with Zhang Qing in her mouth, and then Erniang Sun's huge size was stuck in the window frame. Zhang Qing looked at Wu Song and Yulan, who were running wildly into the distance, stretched out their hands: "The two great kindnesses will be remembered forever!"

The two of Wu Song ran wildly for a mile and looked back to see that they hadn't caught up. Wu Song put his hands on his hips and panted heavily with a look of displeasure on his face: "We just ran away like this? I really don't understand the meaning of these two people's appearance?"

"Meaning? What's the point? Isn't it just to make up one hundred and eight people forcibly!" Yulan also put her hands on her hips and panted heavily: "The author is also thinking about the one hundred and eight people now with a bad face. It’s really too difficult to come together, and it really is a huge failure to choose such a theme!”

"And labor and management haven't eaten for a whole day and night! It's better to have a full meal than the failure of the theme! There is no chance to eat!"

"It was indeed a chance just now, you can eat the meal they entertained you."

"That Yasha's saliva is that color, who knows what will happen if you mix it with vegetables and eat it?" Wu Song looked around sullenly and saw two lights on in the darkness in front of him: "Ah, there seems to be someone's house there, could it be a house?" Small hotel?"

The two looked at the two lights in the dark and walked over. When they got closer, they saw that it was really a small hotel marked 24 hours at the entrance. The two were overjoyed and entered the store.Wu Song sat down on his buttocks: "The store will drink two cents of wine first! Feel free to cut up any meat!"

The storekeeper poured the wine with a smile on his face: "I'm really sorry, the guest officer, there is no meat in the store for the time being, and there are still some dishes that can be served."

Wu Song patted the table in dissatisfaction: "If you don't have meat, you can open a bird shop! No meat, no joy, no meat, no joy!"

"Let's just eat the vegetables. Let's fill up the stomach first. Eating more vegetables is good for the body." Yulan said: "If there are any well-made signature dishes, let's try a few or two."

"Okay!" The store owner agreed and transferred to the back kitchen, and after a while, a plate of peanuts and pickled mustard was brought out, Wu Song ate a peanut and took a sip of the wine in dissatisfaction: "What kind of broken wine is this. . . ”

"As long as there is love, no matter how simple the food is, it can be delicious." Yulan said, picked up a mustard and handed it to Wu Song's mouth: "Ah——"

Wu Song panicked.

Suddenly, the store door opened, and three or four people walked in, the one at the head was very dazzling!The man had a head that was almost completely bald, and that bald head was already dazzling enough, but at the highest point of that head, there was a bunch of long hair that was twisted into a braid and stood tall!There was a candle-like flame burning at the very top of the braid!That flame is hundreds of times brighter than that bald man!

Both Wu Song and Yulan were stunned: "Fuck, this one is so blinking and blind!"

When the man heard the good flash, the bald head shone in cooperation, and then he turned blind and dissatisfied.

Fortunately, Wu Song and Yulan didn't hear this sentence clearly when they were looking for the goggles.The man sat down in the store, and the storekeeper greeted him with a smile on his face: "Erlang, please sit down."

The man said: "Have you done everything I sent someone to tell you?"

The shopkeeper's face was full of smiles, and the crow's feet, law lines, forehead lines and smiles all protruded from the picture: "How dare you neglect Erlang's orders! It's already ready!" He said, and brought out a large plate of cooked chicken. Lean meat!

The man continued: "Where is my blue and white Fenjiu?"

The store owner hastily brought in a very luxurious wine jar with blue patterns and served the wine, and the aroma of the wine spread in the store. . .

Yulan's loving mustard fell from the chopsticks, she stared blankly at the wine and meat on the opposite table, Wu Song looked at the broken wine, peanuts and mustard in front of her, punched the table angrily, smashed the table into pieces and yelled Said: "Shop owner, you are such a bully!!!"

The shopkeeper came over in a hurry: "Guest officer, calm down, why am I bullying people?"

"Why don't you buy this wine and meat from the labor and management? The labor and management usually give you money!"

"Erlang brought this wine and meat with him from home, and he just borrowed a convenient place for me to eat."

Wu Song picked up the peanuts from the ground, and his hand turned into a phantom, crackling, and a storm of peanuts fell on the face of the shopkeeper!Every time he tossed a peanut, he roared, "Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart!"

The shopkeeper got dozens of blows on his face instantly and fled behind those three or four people!The peanut followed the position of the store, flew over and hit the bald head of the group leader with a snap!

Hair is actually an excellent cushioning material, especially for light-weight projectiles.

However, for a bald gourd, even a peanut can knock out a crit!

A red damage number burst out on the bald head, and fell into the dust with a plop!A bright headshot icon appeared in front of Wu Song!

The bald lady stood up, clutching her head: "As the saying goes, don't break ground on Tai Sui's head! How dare you touch peanuts!"

"Oh shit!" Wu Song shook the peanuts and stood up awkwardly: "The labor and capital have been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and I have never seen a domineering person who monopolizes all the wine and meat in a store! What if you move a peanut on your head? Believe it or not, labor and capital are still moving chrysanthemums on your head!?"

"Oh shit!!!" The bald gourd took a few steps forward and pointed the end at Wu Song, the braid on the head and the flames at the top of the braid flickered, and he pointed at his bald gourd: "Come on, come on! Do you see the flames on my head? How dare you touch the chrysanthemum? I’ll burn your chrysanthemum! Don’t you want to touch the chrysanthemum on my head? Those who come and go are not good people!”

Wu Song immediately took off his pants, jumped up high and stuck his butt on the bald head!

"The chrysanthemums are rotten! The chrysanthemums are rotten! The chrysanthemums are rotten!" the three people accompanied by the bald dipper shouted!

However, Wu Song smiled slightly: "The three most important conditions for combustion are combustibles, a combustion aid, and an ignition source! The combustion aid is oxygen. Without oxygen, the flame will not be able to burn!" The three of them saw Wu Song's chrysanthemum blowing like a candle. The braids are completely wrapped tightly!The flame on the braid lost its combustion accelerant and extinguished after a few shakes!

The three were shocked: "That hair is the life of the second master! That flame is the fire of the second master's life!" As they spoke, the bald gourd shook a few times, foaming at the mouth, and collapsed on the ground!Wu Song stood up and lifted the chrysanthemum, only to see a puff of white smoke rising from the guy's braid, and he was paralyzed to death. The three panicked and picked him up and fled the store!

Wu Song glanced at the shopkeeper holding his head majesticly!The store owner pointed at the wine and meat left by those people with a playful smile and ran into the back kitchen: "Guest officer, please use it! Please use it! Please use it for free!"

"Hahahaha!" Wu Song smiled and sat down on his buttocks, waving his hands and calling to Yulan: "Everyone is gone! Let's drink as much as we can and eat as much as we can!"

Let's say that the three of them ran down a mountain with the bald gourd on their shoulders. It's strange to say that there was a cumulonimbus cloud piled up on that mountain during the whole sunny night, pouring down like non-stop.When the three of them walked up the mountain, they saw that there was a villa on the mountain. In the center of the living room of the villa, a Shamat with a large hedgehog head and a short, black man were drinking wine.

"Master! It's not good, it's not good!" The three of them rushed up in a panic with their bald gourds on their shoulders: "Second Master was eating wine outside, and someone put out the fire on his head with chrysanthemum paste! His life is in danger!"

The hedgehog-headed killer Matt stood up in surprise: "Nani!? Quickly take him to the doctor! Where is the wine you're eating at? Show me the way, and you guys, get ready for the housework to avenge your second master!"

He picked up a machete and put on his cloak, thinking of the short, black man who was eating wine: "Brother, I'm sorry! Brother, go and predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: The author returned home during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Mid-Autumn Festival may be updated every two days these days.

Although. . . (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Made has been better for a few days now!

☆. The rise and fall of the Big P-eyed Dynasty

The hedgehog-headed killer led a group of people into the small shop, kicked open the door but saw Wu Song and Yulan sitting drunkenly talking to each other.

"The making of this biscuit is a science! I have never tasted a better biscuit than Wu Dalang's biscuit! I will treat you to Qingshui County in the future!" Wu Song put one foot on the stool and one foot on the table. Pulling a chicken leg.

"What the hell are cooking cakes? I've only heard of sesame seed cakes, pancakes, and steamed cakes." Yulan lay on a chair with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a glass of wine high in her hand and pouring it into her mouth in a silver thread.

"This cooking cake is actually the steamed cake! It's just to avoid the name taboo of Song Renzong and Zhao Zhen! I can't understand it, I can't understand it!" Wu Song hammered the table: "His name clearly reads Zhen! Avoid name taboos? If labor and capital become emperors, wouldn’t pine trees and squirrels have to change their names?”

Yulan straightened up drunkenly and patted the table: "If you are the emperor, let me be the queen, okay! The pine tree, look at the top of it, if there is an unlucky skydiver, it will just sit on it? The pine tree If the name is changed to Pok Chrysanthemum, then the squirrel will be renamed Pok Chrysanthemum Mouse!"

"Good name!" Wu Song yelled: "As expected of the queen of labor and capital, she is really smart! Our country name is Ju! The world is known as the Dynasty of the Big Eyes! The capital of the country is chosen in... the choice is... the decision is You! Labor and capital are going to build a new capital named Jujing next to Qingshui County!"

The hedgehog-headed Shamat and the others were shocked and said: "These two are drunk, these two are drunk."

Hedgehog-headed Shamat swung his machete: "Tie up these two with me!"

A sober servant beside him said: "No, Eldest Young Master, what if these two people are not the ones who extinguished the fire of Second Young Master's life with chrysanthemums? What if they are not tied back to the manor and it will be troublesome."

The hedgehog head held his chin and thought for a while: "It makes sense. What about the three idiots who followed the second young master back just now? They didn't come with us? Then the question arises, how to find the fire to extinguish the second younger brother's life?" the guy from?"

The servant thought for a while: "This problem is very easy to solve! Using chrysanthemum paste to extinguish the flame will always leave burn marks on the chrysanthemums. Let's go and observe their chrysanthemums!"

"Great idea! This method perfectly solves our predicament. You are so smart!" Hedgehog put down his machete and tiptoed to Wu Song, reaching out to pull Wu Song's waistband. . .Very smooth, untie it and pull it off!He turned his face to Wu Song's butt and reached out to grab his trouser waist!

At this time, Wu Song was discussing with Yulan about the environmental protection issues in Jujing. That's right, he happened to be talking about the air pollution issue. When it came to Xing's slightly raised electric buttocks facing the hedgehog's face, it was a fart!

Zero distance fart!The seven souls with the hedgehog head were blown away and three souls were blown away!Throwing his head back, the whole person was paralyzed behind Wu Song's buttocks!

Everyone was stunned: "Young master!!!"

This unanimous shout led Wu Song to turn his head and find this group of people: "Oh, good time! It's morning!"

Everyone quickly raised their hedgehog heads and sat aside, ignoring Wu Song. Wu Song stood up angrily, "How dare you ignore the emperor! Come on, drag them out of the Meridian Gate, and they all die!"

Still no one paid any attention to him, the hedgehog head slowly opened his eyes and pointed at Wu Song tremblingly: "That's it... that's the smell! It's the same smell as my second brother's hair! Bind me soon!"

Everyone set up a posture towards Wu Song!Wu Song was dissatisfied and said: "You are a bear, do you still want to rebel and usurp the throne? Come and save me!"

Yulan stood in front of him: "Your Majesty, take care of the dragon's body!" She pulled up a bench and said, "Shangfang's sword! Slay the faint king and the slanderous ministers!"

Naturally, everyone came forward without paying attention, only to see that the bench turned into a bench-colored whirlwind, and the crowd was blown by the whirlwind. It was a person who turned his back on his back and pissed, and his body flew around!

"Hahahaha my concubine is good at martial arts! She is really good at martial arts!" Wu Song poured another glass of wine and fed it to Yulan. Eye Emperor?"

"What are the origins of these two people..." The servant with the hedgehog head was also stunned looking at the room full of instant kills. He thought that there must be no way to fight like this, so he waved his hand: "Withdraw! Quickly withdraw to the store outside!"

That group of people got out of the store like shit, Wu Song and Yulan put their arms around each other's shoulders and laughed wildly: "The dynasty of the Big Pocket is invincible!"

The two of them hadn't finished laughing when they saw that group of people rushing in again and carrying a sedan chair. The hedgehog head walked up to Wu Song and bowed deeply: "Big bastard! I hope you will forgive me for being late to save you!" !"

Wu Song raised the hedgehog's chin with his hands in a daze: "Hey, what kind of garlic are you?"

The hedgehog head bowed deeply again: "I am the prime minister of the dynasty with big eyes..." He turned his head and bared his teeth at the group of servants: "What the hell is the name of the dynasty? It's too shameful. ! Who the hell came up with such a bad idea?"

"Presumptuous!" Wu Song smacked the hedgehog's head with a big ear scratch: "Since it is the prime minister of the current court, why should I be so condescending? Malago's shit is three times and nine kowtows to labor and management!"

"..." The hedgehog turned his head and bared his teeth again: "Who the hell came up with such a bad idea? I'll crush him to death when I go back!"

"Eldest Young Master, in order to avenge Second Young Master, you have to bear with it! When these two are tied back to the villa, let's play the role of the big prickly eyed emperor and kill him to death!"

"I don't want such a shameful emperor's name!"

"Presumptuous!" Wu Song raised his foot and kicked the hedgehog's head on the side of his face: "What's wrong with whispering with others in front of me? Believe it or not, I ordered you to be pushed out of the chrysanthemum gate and beheaded immediately?"

"I'm about to be pushed out of the chrysanthemum gate!" The hedgehog head hurriedly turned his head and slapped three times and nine times: "I am guilty! I just wait for your majesty to commit crimes! However, there are thieves who are going to assassinate the emperor and try to usurp the throne and treason." ! Your Majesty is also requested to rush back to the palace first with the humble minister, and then surrender the crime of the minister!"

"Okay! If you really rescued the escort and returned to the palace, I will make up for your mistakes!" Wu Song smiled and stepped forward, putting his arms around Yulan's shoulders and sitting in the sedan chair together.

"Get up the sedan chair!" A servant yelled and everyone lifted up the sedan chair. The hedgehog head reached out and grabbed the curtain behind it and pulled it down. The whole scene moved to the villa.At this time, it was already daylight, and the hedgehog head lifted the curtain of the sedan chair: "Your Majesty! Let's go back to the palace!"

Wu Song and Yulan had had enough trouble in the sedan chair, and they fell asleep quietly cuddling each other in this sedan chair. The hedgehog sneered, "Hey! What are you! Suddenly, I feel that this emperor name is quite exciting! Come on, someone! Tie up this couple and hang them in the rain in the courtyard!"

"Brother!" The bald dipper had already woken up, a tiny spark barely ignited on the end of his candle, and he looked overjoyed at Wu Song and Yulan who were hanging in the courtyard: "Brother! It's this couple." Dogs and men! When they wake up, let us kill them to vent our anger!"

"Hahahaha! Good!" Hedgehog head looked high-spirited: "I am now the emperor with big eyes! Second brother, you are the prince with big eyes!"

"Oh, the prince with big eyes! It's so touching!"

It just so happened that the dark, short and ugly man who had been drinking with them last night came out with a smile on his hedgehog face: "Oh brother, you woke up too? How did you sleep last night? Brother, just do that." Big P-eyed Prime Minister!"

The man was taken aback and stretched out his hand to touch his chrysanthemum: "Big P-eyed Guoxiang? It's a little shameful! And my chrysanthemum is not big!"

"Oh brother, I'm really worrying too much. My chrysanthemum is not big, and the big eyes are the name of the country! The big eyes are the dynasty!"

The man was dumbfounded: "... Where did this big P-eyed dynasty come from? Although it is a bit emotional, it is still inexplicable..."

Seeing that he was so serious, Hedgehog could only smile awkwardly: "Ahaha, brother, don't worry too much, this is just a drunken man who casually made up..."

The man suddenly felt a little curious: "Which drunk man?"

The hedgehog head pointed at Wu Song and Yulan who had just been hung in the courtyard. The man was taken aback: "Oh! Could this be my upright brother Wu Song?"

Both Hedgehog and Bald were stunned: "Nani? Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Song? The one from Jingyang Gang who collapsed into a flying tiger?"

Song Qing stood behind the camera and snapped his fingers: "Cut!" He stood in front of the camera and blocked the entire lens: "There is righteousness in my heart, and gay friends are everywhere in the world! Let's see how the people in this villa collide with love Sparks! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone, there is only one Mid-Autumn Festival in a year, eat more mooncakes and spend more time with your family. .

==Although the mooncakes are becoming more and more unpalatable now, it is becoming more and more difficult for family members to accompany them.I just want to eat a plain five-kernel black sesame, but it turns out to be a bunch of cantaloupe, grape, pepper, salt, and imperial concubine drunk stuffing. . .It's annoying for family members to talk about work, objects, and so on.

But I can't help but eat and accompany me. .Big holiday.

Several old people passed away around me in this paragraph. When I was writing it just now, my grandma was still lamenting that the time was short. It was really desolate, and I didn't know how to answer it.

But it's miserable to get up early and rush to draft during the holidays. 233

En once again, happy Mid-Autumn Festival. .Spend more time with the family around you, while we still have time and opportunity. .

Ah, the words at the end of this chapter are too long!

☆. How did the fossilized pterosaur spit out the destructive death light?

The group of people hastily untied Wu Song, and the short, dark and ugly man supported him with tears in his arms: "Oh brother, why are you here!"

Wu Song fell asleep for a while and was drenched in the rain for a while and woke up a little bit: "Oh brother Song Jiang! Why are you here?"

"Dr. Chai is tired of chrysanthemums being over-charged, and insists on going to help him to dance ballet on the lake every day. I live in his house and it rains every day, and the rain wets his ballet skirt. His jerking at three o'clock every day is very unsightly and hurtful." Eyes! So Officer Chai kicked me out..."

"Why did you drive my brother away like this? He didn't treat Laozi well at the beginning! That guy is not a good bird! Let Laozi go to hell and kill him!"

"Don't, don't, don't...it's raining endlessly wherever I stay, no wonder I'm here...it's not a long-term place."

"Why is it not a long-term place? No one in the world knows about my brother's name? My two brothers are willing to raise my brother all the time, just like raising a pig!" The hedgehog head and the bald candle head roared!

Song Jiang supported his forehead in pain: "Zigzi... Brother Wu Song, how did you get here?"

When Wu Song talked about how to beat the big bug, he missed and smashed his head on Ximen Qing, who came to Mengzhou to learn wine and kill someone, and met Yasha. The hedgehog head and the bald scoop were shocked when they heard this It's so exciting! The two of us just collided with the boss and deserved to die!"

Wu Song helped them up: "Please get up, please, I was the first to pop your head with peanuts just now, and I was the first to make a mistake in the collision."

The bald candle head with the hedgehog head was lifted up, and they looked at Wu Song!The intersecting lines of sight actually formed an equilateral triangle fiery halo!

"Uh..." Song Jiang introduced: "This is the Kong Family Village in Baihu Mountain. The name of the hedgehog head is Kong Ming. The hairstyle is outstanding, people in the world are called unicorns."

"Hair... The hairstyle is outstanding! Can this also become the source of people in the world?" Yulan stood in front of Wu Song, her eyes rolled and stared at Kong Ming and Kong Liangxin, forming an isosceles triangle.

"That's right!!!" Kong Ming and Kong Liang roared: "Outstanding hairstyles are a test of technology! My brothers and I are very skilled! Now it is the Song Dynasty where science and technology are very underdeveloped! That set of washing, cutting and blowing It’s not something you can get by going to a barber shop and spending tens of dollars! Look! Each strand of delicate and appropriate hair reflects the superb knife skills of the hair stylist! Each of these indomitable steel needles expresses The owner of the hairstyle cares so much about the image! This is not only a hedgehog hair, but also expressive