Water Xu Chuan

Gain a positive attitude towards life that is indomitable and courageous to explore in various fields!This is not just a candle head, but also expresses the worship of flames and the eulogy of incredible life! "

The two of them moved a chair and placed it behind Yulan: "Girl, what hairstyle do you want? Cockscomb? Big chrysanthemum? For Brother Wu Song's sake, we will give you a [-]% discount!"

Yulan said drunkenly, "Just give me the shape of a pterosaur with wings spread."

"By the way, who is Brother Wu Song?" Song Jiang toasted Wu Song.

"Uh...here," Wu Song took the glass of wine with an unnatural expression, "This is the maid hostage taken during the breakout of Zhang's residence."

"There is no one who takes the hostages on the road after taking the hostages. Could it be that the Wu Song brothers are looking for an opportunity to deal with their own life-long affairs?" Wu Song just opened his mouth to refute Song Jiang, and then continued: "You killed so many people, it is not suitable to take a The girl is on the road. And more importantly, if there are too many people, the author will not be able to write and it will be very painful. You see, I sent my brother home to take care of my father."

"At the end of the last chapter, he was still next to the camera and said that the next chapter will be broken down!"

"Illusion! It's all an illusion!"

"Actually, this woman is also your illusion! How could labor and management take a woman on the road!"

"In fact, I am also wanted by the government now. Poor Yan told me that I was in collusion with Liangshan bandits. I have also stayed in Baihu Mountain for a few months, and the government has come to ask a few times. I am planning to leave this Baihu Mountain these days." Song Jiang He sighed: "It's hard to return home, it's hard to go to the country, it's hard to see relatives..."

Wu Song also sighed: "Thinking about the sky and the earth, how can you call yourself a home when you are born with an eight-foot body?"

"Speaking of which, I have a few good places to go here."

"Oh? What a good place to go?"

"First, there is Huarong in Qingfeng Village. This person is an old friend of mine. Second, there are three mountains on the land of Qingzhou, namely Erlong Mountain, Taohua Mountain, and Qingfeng Mountain. Erlong Mountain is a clear stream in this land! There is a Erlong Mountain Grocery Store on Erlong Mountain, and there is a group of people headed by Lu Zhishen gathered in the store, who want to devote their limited lives to the infinite Laxiang technology. The master of the game!"

"The Qingfeng Village is still the official territory after all, labor and management should go to Erlong Mountain."

"Okay," Song Jiang poured him a glass of wine again: "Brother, don't eat alcohol and argue with others along the way. If you arrive at Erlong Mountain safely, remember to contact Brother Yu."

Wu Song picked up the wine glass and took a sip: "It's time to change the protagonists, and wait until my hostage gets a haircut..." He turned his head and spewed out the wine together with Song Jiang: "What the hell are you doing! ??"

I saw Kong Ming and Kong Liang slowly opened the curtain: "Qiang in the middle of winter!" Behind the curtain, Yulan's hair stood up all over her head, as if she had put on five catties of gel water hairspray!Standing vividly on its head is a fossilized pterosaur ready to fly!

"This is the legendary washing, cutting and blowing stunt!" Kong Ming and Kong Liang waved forward: "I will decide to be you, the fossilized pterosaur! Destroy the dead light!"

That fossilized pterosaur really opened its mouth with a snap and spewed out a burst of destructive death light from inside!The dead light brushed Song Jiang and Wu Song's foreheads and flew over, piercing the living room!

Song Jiang and Wu Song were stunned by the heat that passed over their foreheads. Kong Ming and Kong Liang put up a pose in the middle of the living room: "That's right! Real hair styling requires fighting power in addition to visual impact!" Kong Ming opened his mouth. Facing the camera, he shook his big white teeth: "My Kuba Kula has a hedgehog head, but it is as strong as a steel helmet!" Kong Liang wiped his scissors at the camera and rolled his eyes: "My Kuya Kula has a spiky head!" The candle head has the super special attack attribute of roasting the opponent's chrysanthemum!" Then the two brothers chorused again: "Do you want to cut a piece too? I will give you a [-]% discount!"

Song Jiang Wu Song raised his forehead in unison: "Who the hell wants to cut it? It's so embarrassing. Why do I know such a person..."

Kong Ming Kong Liang covered his face in pain: "Ah, I suddenly feel that my self-esteem has been stepped on."

Yulan stood up: "Wow, the pterodactyl pterosaur spread wings shape is just a casual talk, I didn't expect to be able to cut it out!" She walked up to Wu Song and turned around: "My dear, what do you think of my new hairstyle?"

Song Jiang patted Wu Song eagerly: "Fuck, call each other dear! Remember to tell me when the day is right!"

Wu Song covered his face with his hands and raised his forehead: "Laozi is already blind. Illusion, it must be an illusion!"

Yulan took out a bronze mirror to take a picture for herself, and then the three-foot white silk flew up to the beam and she hung herself up by her neck.

Kong Ming and Kong Liang covered his heart in pain: "Ah, I suddenly feel that my self-esteem has been crushed."

Wu Song rushed out and snatched Kong Ming's scissors and cut off the three-foot white silk!He hugged Yulan and tapped the scissors against the fossilized pterosaur's ankle to cut a scissor: "It's okay! Just lose such an ugly hairstyle! Although this hairstyle is indeed so weird that it makes people want to die, it must not be because of a The hairstyle loses the belief in life!"

Kong Ming and Kong Liang covered the chrysanthemum in great pain: "Ah, I suddenly feel that the fragments of self-esteem have been eaten by pigs." Hair! You can insult our personality, but you must not insult our haircutting skills! Brother Song Jiang, you have been eating and drinking for free at my village for several months, so accept the water arrow turtle hairstyle we specially designed for you! You can use your hair Use water cannons and shrink shells!"

"Damn it!" Song Jiang stepped forward to tie the cut off part of the three-foot white silk and hung himself up!

"Brother Song Jiang!" Kong Ming and Kong Liang were shocked!They rushed to Song Jiang: "You hang yourself! Our pursuit of hair art is unswerving! When you die, we will cut the body's hair so that you can be admired by all ghosts in the underworld!"

"It's so vicious, it will make people unable to stand up forever!" Wu Song held the Magnolia in his right hand and opened the chrysanthemum!A strong fart propulsion pushed him out and grabbed Song Jiang with his left hand!

"This place is too dangerous to stay for a long time! Foretell the future and let's wait for the next chapter to break it down!" Roaring, Wu Song smashed the tile and flew into the sky!

The author has something to say: Well, I’m probably going to leave home again tomorrow, so I’m not in the mood to write when I’m at home just worrying about eating and sleeping. 233

I'll see if I'm tired from the car ride tomorrow.

Well, it will be updated tomorrow or the day after tomorrow~

☆, the pain of being taken away by a male of a different race for the first kiss

"Wow... now I'm really a pig..." Wu Song hugged Yulan with his left arm and embraced Song Jiang with his right arm, and when he bumped out of the living room of Kongjiazhuang, the cumulonimbus cloud kept dripping on his head and flew away Not far away, it will become pine, and more importantly, the rainwater dripping into the chrysanthemum may cause the fart power to turn off!

So they saw a building with a shed on the ground and fell down, and it turned out to be a pigsty, inside which was a large breed pig with top and bottom striped skin, grunting dissatisfied with their sudden visit.

"My hair..." Yulan looked at the two fossilized pterosaur claws on her head in the mirror with pain: "I can't live..."

"Don't abandon your belief in life at any time! Don't move!" Wu Song held Kong Ming's scissors in his hand: "You just believe in the haircutting skills of labor and capital!"

I saw a burst of silver light fluttering and hair flying!Wu Song said complacently: "Not bad! The craftsmanship of labor and management is really good! How delicate, how simple, how beautiful!"

"Really? Really, really?" Yulan went to the mirror with a face full of joy: "My dear cut my hair, I want to keep it for the rest of my life!"

Song Jiang looked at Yulan's hair in shock: "It's too simple, I advise you not to take photos..."

Yulan spots a nun in the mirror.

Wu Song flew out spraying blood and stuck to the south wall of the pigsty!He was stuck on the wall and vomited blood and said, "Lao-management feels very suitable..."

The three-foot white silk flew to the ceiling of the pigsty again!But the ceiling of the pigsty was not high enough, and the white silk fell down!Yulan covered her face and cried: "Fuck, I don't even let people die! Broken books! Bad books!"

"That's right, Brother Wu Song! Brother Yu also has to fight for your wife! We are both guilty now! It's too conspicuous for two elders to take a nun on the road!"

Wu Song scratched his head in distress and realized: "This problem is so easy to solve!" He pulled himself off the wall and danced wildly on his head with the little scissors!Both Song Jiang and Yulan were stunned. . .After the scissors dance, Wu Song cut himself a traveler's head!He faced the camera triumphantly: "It's no problem to go on the road together with a traveler and a nun! They are all monks!"

"It's a big problem!!! What the hell is it that a walker and a nun have a partner and go on the road together!"

"It's vulgar!"

"And more importantly, what the hell is it that I, an old man, go on the road with a walker and a nun?"

"Oh, yes!" Wu Song took out the scissors: "Brother, come quickly and I'll shave you into a bald head, and you'll have no problem pretending to be a monk!"

"Ya Butterfly! My current hairstyle is very good and suitable! I won't go on the road with you, Brother Wu Song, you go to Erlong Mountain, Brother Yu, and goodbye!" Song Jiang was startled, and he flew out like Liu Xiang, taking a big step Over the wall of the pigsty!

What is this? Sure enough, hair is a terrible thing. . .Mr. Lu Xun once said in "The Story of Hair" through the mouth of Mr. N: Do you know that hair is the treasure and enemy of my dynasty. How many people have suffered worthless suffering on it throughout the ages!

Whoa, quote aphorisms!Bonus points!

"Add points for your sister, this is not writing for a Chinese exam!" Song Jiang wrapped his soft pink cherry blossom raincoat tightly and growled: "Besides, are those famous sayings!"

Oh yes, this is not a Chinese language test, there is no possibility of bragging about a thousand words and handing in a manuscript, this is a bottomless pit that cannot be filled with no matter how many words you write!

So the author and Song Jiang sighed together in the rain: "People are desperate for such a life..."

Suddenly Song Jiang felt his feet sunken and the whole person fell into a big pit!Needless to say, the pit was naturally full of rainwater!He flopped in the pit for a long time, his flopping black hair messed up and muddy his face!He was thumping and thumping, two paper umbrellas were suddenly raised to his head, he raised his head in relief to say thank you, but when he looked up and saw the person holding the umbrella, his liver stopped beating in fright!

The one holding the umbrella is no ordinary human being!Of those two, one is tall and mighty and the other is short and ridiculous!But they all have a tiger head!

What should I do if I encounter a tiger in the wild?Play dead?No, a tiger is not a bear.

up a tree?right!This is it!Legend has it that Master Mao didn't give apprentice Hu the trick of climbing a tree!No, I can't even climb out of a puddle of mud. What kind of tree should I climb?

scare them!Tell them honestly that my father is Li Gang!No way, the tiger doesn't care if you are Li Gang or King Kong is a piece of meat!

Brother Wu Song is still reliable, if the hero Benghu in Jingyanggang is by my side, these two tigers are nothing to worry about!

ah!There used to be a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this.If God can give me a chance to start over, I will say twelve words to Brother Wu Song: Please shave my head and let's go together!

While he was thinking, the taller one of the two tiger men stretched out his paws to him.

There is no time to hesitate, the current situation can only use the ultimate nirvana of shocking, foolish, wise, and sanctimonious!Fuck, the mood is too flustered, how can all these idioms be spelled together!

Damn tiger man!Take it! !Kurai! ! !

I saw Song Jiang rolling his eyes and twisting his neck, turning his white belly and floating in this muddy puddle. . .

"Dead?" Through the sound of rain, I heard the tall tiger man actually speaking Chinese!

"Damn it, this cherry blossom raincoat is so beautiful!" Another short tiger man said, its voice sounded very obscene, just like the feeling of little Japan drooling and saying "flower girl" .

"You are such a beast, you don't even plan to let go of human corpses." The paws of the tall tiger man still grabbed Song Jiang's shoulders and carried him up. According to the bumpy feeling of the shoulders, they should be going up the mountain.

This is what Ying Ming I was confused for a while. . .I actually ruined my hope of life for a little hair!Song Jiang was carried on his shoulders and regretted it. He climbed the mountain for about half an hour and entered some building. Then he felt that he was thrown on an extremely soft Simmons.

"Hey!" A burst of indescribable laughter came over!The short tiger man with a wretched voice jumped onto the bed, hugged him in his arms and kissed him indescribably!

Uh, there was an unpleasant smell of blood in the tiger's mouth and the bad breath of having never brushed his teeth, coupled with the pain of having his first kiss taken away by a male of a different race, Song Jiang jumped up immediately: "Damn it! Ah, what the hell did you do with my first kiss!!!"

The short tiger man also jumped up: "Damn it, it's not right that you didn't die. What kind of voice are you? You are a man, ahhhhhhh!!!"

Then Song Jiang and the short tiger man lay on the side of the bed and vomited wildly on the ground. . .

The tall tiger man was stunned when he heard the voice and rushed over: "What the hell is going on?"

"Brother!" The short tiger man pointed at Song Jiang fiercely with his paws: "This human being deceived my feelings! He not only fell into our trap, but also cheated me of my 99th pure first kiss! He is obviously a man You even loose your hair, cover your face with mud, and wear such a girly raincoat to confuse us!!"

"Who lied to your feelings!!! Do you think that I want to enter your broken pit??? You have already had your 99th kiss and dare to call it your first kiss? You dare to call it pure!?? You are in the rainy day It's none of your business to wear whatever raincoat I like to wear while splashing in a mud puddle!!!"

"You!!!" The short tiger man was speechless, and the tall tiger man clapped his hands: "Awesome, you are not a mortal with such a skill in complaining! Your body must be full of complaining skills!"

"That's right!" Song Jiang Dayi wiped the mud off his face awe-inspiringly: "When the complaints in my body can accumulate to a critical point, I can transform! Don't force me to transform and beat you numb I don't even recognize you!"

"Hey, you have changed! I'm standing here waiting for you to transform and hit you! Show me your transformation!"

It seems that it is not enough to be indifferent.

Song Jiang took off his muddy pants with a solemn expression, then took off his boxer briefs, and slowly put them on his face.

The two tiger men were stunned, and they took a step back with a terrified expression.

A thunder flashed across the sky, and Song Jiang put on Bruce Lee's pose: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The author has something to say: Wow, I didn’t make it in the morning, maybe I can go in the afternoon

Well, since I didn't make it in the morning, I will catch up with a chapter

☆, do not fall chrysanthemum ambition!

With a solemn expression, Song Jiang took off his bright red boxer underwear and slowly put it on his head!

The tall tiger man and the short tiger man took a step back in horror, oh my god, could this black, short and ugly guy really transform into something that could beat us so hard that even our mother wouldn't recognize it?

A thunder flashed across the sky, and Song Jiang posed for Bruce Lee's pose: "Ahhh!!!" He proudly bowed his waist forward and stood upright, showing the indescribable part of the mosaic that he had just taken off his underwear!

That large piece of indescribable mosaic transformed into a large wave of indescribable holy light!This sudden burst of intense holy light directly blinded the 24K composite plastic-steel dog eyes of the two tiger men!

"Fuck!" The two Tigers screamed and covered their eyes: "How did the mosaic transform into holy light!"

good chance!While they're under blinding effect!Song Jiang's fart power pushes to the door and pulls the door open!Then he ran into someone head-on.

Just like when he just looked up and saw the two tiger men in the muddy puddle, his liver stopped beating again.

Uh, does anyone still remember the picture of Jiang Zhong losing weight?Well, Jiang Zhong is an incomparably handsome guy after losing weight, but Jiang Zhong's handsomeness is really far behind the one Song Jiang bumped into after opening the door.

So Song Jiang's liver stopped beating again, and he felt that he had met the most handsome man in the entire Northern Song Dynasty!

This kind of handsomeness cannot be described with a brush and cannot be expressed in words, but can only be imagined by yourself!The only thing that can be explained is that his face is very fair!When Song Jiang saw this face, his face was blushing, his eyes were peach blossoms, and he knelt down in front of him as if proposing marriage: "Male god, you, your name! Are you married yet?"

The male god opened his mouth, and even his voice was so stable and deep, revealing an irresistible masculinity: "Xiaosheng's surname is Zheng and his name is Tianshou, and he is currently single."

"Great! My name is Song Jiang!" Song Jiang took out a green arrow from his pocket in a panic: "Let's make friends!"

Zheng Tianshou slapped away a folding paper fan with his left hand and shook Song Jiang's hand: "What era is this, why do you still use chewing gum when making friends?"

"..." Song Jiang was stunned and suddenly became excited. Could it be that the male god wants a diamond ring?

Zheng Tianshou touched the water sleeve with his right hand, and then took out a small bottle of something like hand cream. Song Jiang was so excited that the male god even took the initiative to give me a gift!His excited hands trembled violently and took it, and just put it under his eyelids to see it!

There are five words printed on the outer packaging - pure love lubricating oil.

Song Jiang is demented.

With a snap, Zheng Tianshou threw off the paper folding fan and covered half of his face with a hint of color: "Xiaosheng has been eavesdropping outside the door for a long time, so since Second Brother doesn't like this person very much, why not send this person to Xiaosheng?" , together with this Simmons, I will temporarily take advantage of Xiaosheng to have fun!"

The short tiger man rubbed his eyes and his eyesight almost recovered: "Third brother, you still have such a bad taste! You can even kill this ugly one?"

Zheng Tianshou slapped the paper fan: "Ugly should be strong, and I would rather change the heart of a gay? Smelly and strong, don't fall into the ambition of a chrysanthemum!"

Song Jiang threw the lubricating oil out: "What the hell is this! Wang Bo passed out crying in the toilet!!"

"That's right, look at the mud all over his body and he doesn't pay attention to hygiene. He might be carrying some bacterial pathogens." The tall tiger man added: "Let's just eat it."

"If I really carry some bacterial pathogen, wouldn't it be even worse if you eat it directly!!?"

"Stop," Zheng Tianshou closed the paper fan: "He must not be able to bear such a muddy body. It's too unhygienic to eat this muddy body directly. The three of us have to reach a certain consensus on him before we can proceed to the next step." That's the plan."

The two tiger men were stunned: "What kind of consensus can be reached?"

"Big Brother and Second Brother, you see, if Xiaosheng wants to take care of him, he must take a bath first. If the two of you want to eat him, you must not eat it with mud. The consensus is-he has to take a bath first It is also!"

"Oh oh oh oh!!!" The two tigers clapped their hands!

One end is life, and the other end is late. . .Don't stay here for long!Song Jiang moved the boxer underwear on his face to completely cover his face. . .While they were applauding, he secretly crawled out under their feet. . .Then he bumped his head on a strong leg with a bang, and three voices came from his head in unison: "Where are you going? Our food/RBQ?"

Song Jiang's whole body trembled in fear: "Yeah! I'm just a reptile passing by! Reptile! That's right, it's just a reptile!"

He felt a powerful claw pinching his leg, pulling him up and throwing his hands away, making a plop!He flopped in a pile of liquid and ripped off the underwear on his head!He saw that he had fallen into a bathtub!

The two tiger men and the male god sat on the side with a small bench holding a watermelon, and the male god waved a paper fan and gave orders: "Hey! Please do some enchanting movements! For example, while washing and blowing a kiss, use your hands slowly." Skimming the collarbone and sticking one leg straight out of the water!"

Song Jiang wept with a mournful face: "The concubine can't do it!"

"If I can't do it, I'll set fire to this bathtub! Just boil the soup!" The short tiger man threatened!

Song Jiang kissed Zheng Tianshou with a mournful face, and then slowly passed his hands over his collarbone. . .

"Hey!" The two tiger men roared: "Why do you only let the third brother fly and not let us fly!? Believe it or not, we set you on fire and boiled you!"

A stream of old blood spewed out from the corner of Song Jiang's mouth. He repeated the action just now, and kissed the two tiger men respectively, then slowly brushed his collarbone with his hand, and stretched out a cloth in the bathtub. Hairy short legs. . .

The two tiger men looked at his whole set of movements and spit out the melon in their mouths: "Third brother! This is too damn powerful and too heavy mouth! Ya Lingdie, let him stop!"

Zheng Tianshou watched and gnawed the melon carefully: "Ah? Where is the impact and where is the heavy mouth? Xiaosheng thinks it is very good!"

"..." The two tiger men turned their backs in annoyance and concentrated on eating melons. After Song Jiang finished this set of actions, he fell into a shameful daze again. Zheng Tianshou continued to wave the paper folding fan and give orders: "Hey! Turn your back It’s true that Xiaosheng is slowly swaying like a snake out of the bath! When the buttocks are above the water, look back and smile at Xiaosheng, and then fly away!”

The two tiger men had already recited the past and probably wouldn't set him on fire, so Song Jiang cried again: "The concubine really can't do it!"

"Okay then." Zheng Tianshou closed the paper fan, slowly stood up and walked to the bathtub gracefully: "Xiaosheng can't describe it anymore, since I don't plan to do it anymore, Xiaosheng will take an indescribable bath with you Bar."

Song Jiang mourned: "Chenqie... Chenqie suddenly feels that it can be done! Don't come in! Isn't it just like a snake writhing out of the bath, looking back and smiling and blowing kisses! Chenqie will do it for you!"

"Okay!" Zheng Tianshou snapped open the paper folding fan again and went back to sit down and picked up the melon, he suddenly remembered something: "Hey! Xiaosheng has never met a man who suits your heart like you! Xiaosheng suddenly felt like this You are a bit inappropriate for 'hello', dare to ask what is Fang's name?"

"Didn't I tell you when you first came out..."

"I'm really sorry, Xiaosheng's attention was on the green arrow in your hand at that time."

"My surname is Song and my name is Jiang... My name is Gongming..."

"Oh Jiangzi." Zheng Tianshou scratched his head: "Ah, why does this name sound familiar?"

The tall tiger man turned around in surprise: "Could it be that you are the well-known rain god with cumulonimbus clouds in the rivers and lakes—Song Gongming in Timely Rain?"

Song Jiang wailed: "The villain is..."

"Second brother and third brother! This person can't eat!"

"Why can't I eat it?"

The tall tiger man hugged the short tiger man Zheng Tianshou and turned his back to Song Jiang and said, "This lucrative business has fallen into our hands! We eat him for food and clothing, why don't we take him to find the troublemaker?" A town hit by a drought! My second brother and I first went to say that we can pray for rain when we receive gold, silver, and virgins with fresh flesh. After the gold, silver and children are delivered to our hands, the third brother will take them away! This is true It’s a business that will benefit a lifetime of prosperity and wealth!”

"Fuck!" The short tiger man and Zheng Tianshou were stunned: "Brother, your trick is so cheap!"

"What's cheap? We're economically minded! Why wait on Qingfeng Mountain for those passing visitors to be hungry for three days and thirsty for five days? The bright road of life has been opened for us!!!" The tall tiger man's eyes shined Pointing to the distance!The short tiger man and Zheng Tianshou stood side by side with it and saw a road paved with gold, silver, boys and girls leading to the distance!

The three of them turned their heads in unison: "Oh, it turned out to be Song Gongming who rained in time! It's disrespectful and disrespectful to look forward to it for a long time!"

Song Jiang roared: "I heard everything you said so loudly! I will not do this kind of thing that harms the people!!!"

"Oh shit, don't you want to drink a toast? I'll let you see who has the final say on Qingfeng Mountain!" Two tiger men grabbed Song Jiang by one arm, pulled him out and threw him on the Simmons card!Zheng Tianshou shook off his paper folding fan and scholar hat and rushed forward!

A large mosaic blocked the entire scene, and the mosaic gradually formed a row of characters—how can you not describe what will happen if you predict the future, let’s see how you can’t describe it next time!

☆, everything is terrible except for the appearance

Zheng Tianshou smiled charmingly, and pulled out something indescribable from an indescribable part!

The two tiger men helped to lift Song Jiang's indescribable body, and Song Jiang screamed indescribably!Zheng Tianshou stretched out his hands and tore off the only jacket left on Song Jiang's body, and then used that indescribable thing to slowly pass over his arms from top to bottom and gradually moved to Song Jiang's waist!

Song Jiang exclaimed indescribably!Zheng Tianshou smiled charmingly again and took out another indescribable thing!The indescribable thing slowly moved up and down along Song Jiang's feet. . .Moved to Song Jiang's waist again!

Song Jiang screamed indescribably!Zheng Tianshou smiled evilly for the third time and pulled out a third indescribable thing!The indescribable thing circled around Song Jiang's waist and slowly tied a knot on the indescribable front of his buttocks!

Song Jiang screamed like killing a pig!

Zheng Tianshou slapped him a lot: "Howl! I'll change your jacket, put on some pants, and tie a belt!"

"...I thought you were going to do something indescribable to my pure little body..."

The two tiger men helped Song Jiang up. Zheng Tianshou held his chin: "Well, Xiaosheng thinks it looks like that. Big brother and second brother, take a look?"

"En..." The two tiger men let go of Song Jiang and supported his chin, only to see Song Jiang was wearing a festive red gold-edged Hanfu, and the golden Chinese characters "Xiao Jingteng" were printed on the chest of the Hanfu, and they were satisfied. Nodded: "Not bad, not bad, everything is fine except that the person looks a little awkward."

Song Jiang looked at his body with a sad face: "The villain feels that everything is terrible except for the villain's appearance..."

"This problem is quite easy to solve!" Zheng Tianshou dug out a Zhu Bajie mask for a long time again in an indescribable part!

"Imported pigskin in Sudan red! The leather is fresh and tender and feels great to the touch! When you arch your mouth hard, it also has an amazing pig ear swing function!" Zheng Tianshou put the pig mask on Song Jiang's head: "You deserve it It is also!"

"Sudan red is a pigment, not a country! What kind of egg function is the pig's ear swing function?

"This rain god has been made." The tall tiger man nodded: "Can we set off to fish for gold, silver, and boys and girls?"

"No, big brother, including this chapter, you and your second brother have already appeared in four chapters. For the convenience of narrative in the next few chapters, Xiaosheng feels that you should introduce yourself."

"Wait a moment, let me show my face and tell the truth." Song Jiang squeezed up with a pig's face: "Look at the latest chapter, Zhang Qing, Sun Erniang and his wife left after three chapters, Kong Ming and Kong Liang brothers You're just insignificant supporting roles and you've already appeared in four chapters! I guess you still have at most one chapter to introduce yourself, what a waste hahahaha!"

The face of the tall tiger was unusually calm: "Let's not make money anymore, let's make soup and have a full meal first."

Song Jiang was stupefied: "Young Butterfly is joking and joking, please ignore me hahahaha..."

The tall tiger man clasped his fists at the screen: "My name is Yanshun, and people in the Jianghu are called Jinmaohu."

"Aren't you an orc? Why does Mao have a human name!?"

"Uh, don't miscarriages often happen? At that time, some people cast their births on the heads of Tai Sui and rats!"

The dwarf tiger man clasped his fists at the screen: "My name is Wang Ying, and people in the Jianghu are called dwarf tigers."

"Damn it, I always thought you two were brothers!"

Zheng Tianshou clasped his fists at the screen: "Xiaosheng Jianghu is known as the white-faced gentleman."

"By the way, how did you, a human, team up with two tiger men? Wouldn't they eat you when they were so hungry!?"

The three of them turned their heads and stared at Song Jiang in unison: "You complain too much... make soup, make soup!"

Song Jiang took out the tape and sealed the mouth of his Zhu Bajie mask.

"Then I will start to formulate our money-making route." Yanshun held his chin: "There is a great man who just calls his name and will be caught in the river once said--practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, no matter how good the dream of making a fortune is. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

He took out his mobile phone and opened the map: "The nearest human settlement to our Qingfeng Mountain is Qingfeng Village in Qingfeng Town, so we decided to use Qingfeng Village as our first training ground!"

"Hey, big brother, there are tens of thousands of people in Qingfeng Town. It's not bad for you to choose this small test of your skills. Then Qingfeng Village is full of soldiers, why should we go?"

"Stupid!" Yan Shun patted Wang Ying on the head: "Soldiers need training! It's mostly military training! Can you understand how children in military training yearn for weather like rain!"

"Oh, oh, brother is wise! Brother is wise!" Wang Ying and Zheng Tianshou tore off the background curtain behind them, and the scene switched to Qingfengzhai!

I saw that Qingfengzhai had a thick and towering city wall, and countless soldiers on the city wall were brightly armored, holding knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks!The soldier who seemed to be the captain of the city guard pulled out a knife and pointed at Yanshun and Wang Ying: "Hey! The brave orcs dare to look down on me, Qingfengzhai!"

"..." Yanshun and Wang Ying were stunned: "Master! We are not here to attack the city! As the saying goes, humans and beasts are a family!"

"Bah!" The captain of the city guard spat: "Then tell me, are you going to give your heart for the tribe or for mankind?"

Yanshun and Wang Ying stood upright and gave a military salute: "We are willing to give our hearts to mankind!"

The gate of Qingfeng Village was wide open, and two groups of soldiers rushed out like tigers and wolves and bound Yanshun and Wang Ying Wuhuada to the gate tower!A few soldiers next to them held up empty plates, and then the team leader took out a knife and gestured at the pits of their hearts: "Are you really willing to give your heart for mankind? Ah, I have only eaten chicken hearts and pig hearts, this tiger man My heart doesn't know what it tastes like..."

Yanshun and Wang Ying spat out two mouthfuls of old blood: "Fuck, I didn't play like this!!! Wait, wait! We are not beastmen! We are the tiger-headed bodyguards of the Rain God!"

"Rain God?" The team leader was stunned for a moment, then picked up the knife again: "It's none of my business."

"No, no, no officer, look! If it doesn't rain this day, you have to practice military exercises and defend the city against the scorching sun, right?"

"Yes."

"The god of rain is coming. When it rains, don't you need to train or perform martial arts, and you can talk about the mountains and fight landlords in the gate tower, right?"

"Yes."

Yanshun winked at Wang Ying, and the matter was basically done.He said with 12 points of confidence: "Then dare to ask Brother Bing, is it more comfortable to practice soldiers and defend the city or to talk about the mountains and fight against the landlord?"

The squad leader roared in a straight voice: "Exercise your body to protect your home and country! Those boring entertainment activities are not attractive to a standard Song Dynasty soldier!"

Kacha, a bolt of thunder flashed behind Yanshun Wangying!There was a thud on the heads of the two of them: "Fuck, it's too bad!!!"

The squad leader once again pinched the knife and gestured at the pits of the two of them.

"Ya Yudie Ya Yudie! We are the former tiger-headed bodyguards of the Rain God! If you dare to use a knife against us, you will be punished by the Rain God!"

"I don't believe in the rain god, but you call him out to make him change the sky." The team leader said disdainfully, and Yan Shun looked at him in horror.