Water Xu Chuan

The distance shouted: "Master Rain God! Show your supernatural powers and save the villain!"

The roar drifted into the distance, and two people walked over from a distance against the cumulonimbus clouds. . .The soldiers on the entire city wall were stunned!They all had blushing faces and fast-paced heartbeats, staring closely at the white-faced scholar holding an oil-paper umbrella and shaking a paper folding fan as he walked!

The cumulonimbus cloud descended on the head of Qingfeng Village along with the scholar and the hearts of the soldiers. . .

Song Jiang roared behind the pig's head mask: "I am the god of rain, okay! I'm even weirder, cooler, and more eye-catching, okay! I've been robbed of the spotlight by dressing up like this, what the hell is this? !"

Zheng Tianshou snapped the paper fan shut, revealing that handsome face that can only be imagined!All the soldiers on the top of the city gate fainted and even the knife in the captain's hand fell to the ground with a snap!

Zheng Tianshou led Song Jiang up to the city wall, and he supported the chin of the stunned team leader, who was trembling all over: "Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu God!"

"No." Zheng Tianshou put the paper folding fan gently on the captain's lips to stop his words: "Xiaosheng is just the steward of Lord Rain God, and this pig-headed squad leader is Lord Rain God. also."

The team leader looked at Song Jiang's pig's head & red gold-edged Hanfu & pink soft cute cherry blossom raincoat & the three gold-plated characters of 'Xiao Jingteng' on the chest were dumbfounded. . .He grinned in astonishment: "I'm pissed... What the hell is this..."

☆, you must be wearing a pair of white pants!

The captain of the defending team looked at Song Jiang in shock: "What the hell is this......"

Song Jiang lowered his head, and a burst of anger rose from him!The Zhu Bajie mask sensed the anger in his heart and activated the extremely heaven-defying skill-the pig's ears swayed wildly!

Yanshun Wang Ying hurriedly half-kneeled beside Song Jiang to help him: "Master Rain God is angry, angry, angry! The consequences are very, very, very serious!! You must take out some gold and silver boys and girls to calm his anger!!!"

The captain of the defending team chose to ignore them and stared at Zheng Tianshou with eyes full of love.

Song Jiang's anger has increased to the extent visible to the naked eye!That anger formed a powerful airflow that circled around him!The moment countless raindrops touched that airflow, they scoffed and evaporated into water vapor!This powerful anger caused Yanshun and Wang Ying beside him to take a few steps back in horror!

The sound of a sharp weapon piercing the air pierced across the eardrum!A sharp arrow turned into a ray of light and poked Song Jiang's head with a puff!Song Jiang's whole body instantly deflated and flew into the sky like a balloon spinning around!

Yanshun Wangying was stunned: "Heaven! Fuck, our future is full of gold, silver and virgins!!!"

"Listen to the orcs on the city wall!" Wang Ying of Yanshun lowered his head and saw a silver-armored general in Qingfeng Village holding a bow and pointing an arrow at their heads: "Don't even think about looking down on Qingfeng Stronghold! Humans and beasts are irreconcilable! Hang up your white underpants and surrender within 1 minute! Otherwise, your heads will explode in seconds!"

Yanshun hurriedly took off her pants!

I saw that Yanshun was wearing a pair of red lace pants, and there was a cute little bear's head printed on the back of his butt!Yanshun hurriedly pushed away the camera: "Don't record blindly! Damn, it's impossible to be a human being when the underpants are broadcast live nationwide!"

So the camera moved to Wang Ying, and Wang Ying took off her pants to reveal a pair of delicate purple lace panties!It's still tied with two bows on both sides of the body!Wang Ying also hurriedly pushed away the camera: "Oh, what are you recording!"

At this moment, the general below shouted: "You have 40 seconds left!"

Yanshun Wang Ying hurriedly pulled Zheng Tianshou's pants!

And Zheng Tianshou twirled handsomely for a week so that the pants fell off gracefully before their claws touched them!A pair of black and yellow leopard-print high-stretch cotton panties with gold edging and purple tassels were exposed inside!

Zheng Tianshou spun for another round in a handsome manner!With his sleeves fluttering, he flapped the paper folding fan to cover half of his face: "Sexy like me."

Yanshun Wang Ying's jaw dropped to the city wall in surprise!

The general below shouted: "You have 20 seconds left!"

Yan Shunyu and Wang Ying hurriedly put their chins back, and the two of them looked at the captain of the city guard who was staring at Zheng Tianshou's eyes and blushing face!

The squad leader felt something pulling down his pants!He blinked away the hearts full of eyes and found that the two tiger men were pulling his pants!He hastily held his pants tightly with his hands: "What are you doing! Tiger people still have the habit of picking up human pants? I told you that soldiers can be killed but not humiliated!"

"Who wants to humiliate you? Who are you! You want to be tall, not tall, have muscles, not muscles, and not have good looks! Take off your pants and let us see the underwear you are wearing!"

"I have no height, no muscles, no good looks, you still have to look at what my underwear does! I am a big man, you orcs are too heavy!" The team leader looked at the national live broadcast camera and pulled his pants desperately!

"Brother!" Wang Ying was sweating profusely: "I'm sure this guy must be wearing a pair of white pants!"

"Second brother, I think so too! He must be wearing a pair of white pants! That's why he refused to take off his pants to save us!"

"The two big orcs, please spare me! I really don't wear white pants!"

"Then take off your pants to prove it!"

"Ya Butterfly can't do it!"

"Don't lie, you must be wearing white pants!!!"

The general below shouted: "You have five seconds left!"

"Let's stop taking off his pants." Yan Shun wiped the sweat from his brow.

"Hey? We're going to be headshot, bro!"

"We are tiger people! Why do we have to reason with humans!? It's too late to lift him up!" Yan Shun shouted at the camera: "Ah!" A row of sharp big claws!

Wang Ying held the team leader high!Yanshun grabbed the captain's trouser waist with his claws and tore it off!

The squad leader's pants, which were defending so hard, were scratched from the front just like that.

Yanshun Wang Ying raised her head and looked up!They thought they would see the pure white underpants that symbolized the hope of life!

However, they saw a large piece of bright holy light, and they were stunned in this bright holy light.

The captain covered his face to the camera and wept bitterly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

With a swish, an arrow flew over, pierced through Wang Ying's head with a puff, and then pierced through Yanshun's head with a puff, and they both fell down in a daze under the light of the holy light.

That general hurriedly led a group of soldiers up to the city wall. With his blushing face and his eyes full of love, he clasped his fists at Zheng Tianshou: "The last general can't fully salute with his armor on! What's wrong with those two mad tiger men?" Are you trying to do something? You are so handsome that you even have such a good taste in underwear!"

Zheng Tianshou closed the paper fan with a snap and smiled slightly: "The general deserves the prize."

"Air strike! Air strike!" The soldiers around shouted. The general looked up, and saw the airless pig-headed Song Jiang falling from mid-air like toilet paper. . .

The general looked up at the pig-headed Song Jiang and smiled brightly at Zheng Tianshou, "The last general just saw that the pig-headed man was in the middle of the two tigers. He must be their captain. As the saying goes, the king is the first to catch the thief! Isn’t the arrow skill good!” He said, drawing the bow and arrow again at the pig-headed Song Jiang, showing off: “It seems that he still has a breath, let’s shoot this arrow through his chrysanthemum at the end of the day!”

Song Jiang opened his mouth with difficulty in mid-air: "Flower... Brother Hua... the arrow leaves a chrysanthemum!"

Hua Rong put down his bow: "Why does the accent of the pig-headed captain seem familiar?"

"Xian... Xian... brother. I am your elder brother Song Gongming!"

Hua Rong was stunned and hurriedly threw down his bow and embraced Song Jiang in the posture of a princess hug: "Brother Song?" He stretched out his hand and tugged and found that the pig face turned out to be a leather mask imported by Sudan Red!He tore off the mask to reveal Song Jiang's face: "My God! Why is brother wearing this outfit!?"

Song Jiang stretched out his finger to Zheng Tianshou with difficulty.

"Oh oh oh! So he likes this!" Hua Rong said and couldn't wait to put the pig face mask on his face!

Song Jiang waved his hand and slapped Hua Rong's face with a big squeegee: "You guy who forgets his brother after seeing a handsome guy!"

"...Isn't this handsome guy who likes the pig face mask Song Gege wears this?"

"This man is with these two tiger men! They are Qingfeng bandits! Your brother and I were almost eaten by them!"

"Nani!?" Hua Rong carefully examined Zheng Tianshou again: "Impossible! How could such a handsome man get involved with orcs!"

Zheng Tianshou bowed deeply to Huarong: "What Song Jiang said is true, Xiaosheng is indeed the three kings of Qingfeng Mountain, and these two tiger men are Xiaosheng's eldest brother and second brother."

"...You are responsible for what you say!" Hua Rong panicked: "The prefect of Qingzhou issued an order to wipe out Qingfeng Taohua, Erlong and three bandit mountains! Once the bandit leader is caught, he will be executed immediately!"

Zheng Tianshou spun once again handsomely!With his sleeves fluttering, he flapped the paper folding fan to cover half of his face: "The elder brother and the second brother were shot in the head by the general and needed first aid. Xiaosheng had no choice but to tell the truth. The general can see the black and yellow shirt that Xiaosheng is wearing. Leopard-print high-stretch cotton panties with gold trim and purple tassels? If the general is willing to give first aid to my elder brother and second brother and release us and the three of us, these underwear will be taken off and given to the general!"

Huarong's nostrils sprayed a large amount of pink unknown poisonous gas: "Deal!!!"

Song Jiang threw Hua Rong away: "It's your sister!!!"

"Human life is at stake!" Huarong Dayi said awe-inspiringly: "Oh, although the injured are two orcs, they are a family of human and orcs! Give priority to rescue and treatment!"

Song Jiang was dissatisfied and squeezed towards the camera, with the leaking arrow from Hua Rong still on his head: "What the hell did you just say that humans and beasts are incompatible!!! And if you want to give priority to treatment, shouldn't you go first?" let me!??"

"Lu Fang Guo Sheng!"

"The last general is here!" Two young generals flashed beside him.

"Hurry up and take these two tiger men to the rescue!" Huarong Dayi embraced Zheng Tianshou's waist in awe-inspiring way: "Brother Zun, please don't worry about his injuries. Brother Tianshou, can you please drink a glass of thin wine first?"

"How dare Xiaosheng refuse the general's kindness?"

Song Jiang squeezed behind them and growled: "You guy who sees a handsome guy and forgets his brother!!!"

The captain of the defending team lay in the corner of the city wall, clutching his crotch and bursting into tears: "What kind of love sparks did the two of us encounter, wooooow and how the villain will face life without underwear in the future? Let's listen to the next chapter." break down..."

☆, Combat power full suit tug-of-war competition

It is said that this Qingfeng village has two knowledgeable villages, one civil and one military.

This Wuzhi village is Huarong, and the Wenzhi village was dispatched recently, surnamed Liu and named Gao.

'Today, Qingfengzhai will continue to be sunny under the influence of the author's warm current, with a wind speed of [-], which is very conducive to the dilution, diffusion and removal of pollutants. '

"Sunny is good!" Liu Gao lay comfortably on a recliner in the courtyard of his mansion, wearing sunglasses and listening to the weather forecast on the small radio: "Nothing can affect my mood except that I go to the football team!"

Then his sunshine disappeared, and a huge downpour instantly drowned him.

He spit out a jet of water and slowly took off his sunglasses. What caught his eyes was the huge raindrops hitting his face and the dark clouds: "Damn...?"

He looked at the culprit, the small radio, which was soaked in the rain and made out-of-tune sounds: "The author... the author is warm and warm... squeak... squeak [-]... level [-]... .. Dirty, dirty, polluted.. Dirty shit..."

Liu Gao strode into the room dissatisfied: "Donkey? Bring me a dry towel!"

"Come on!" A young man dressed as a servant with buck teeth ran out in a hurry.

"In this world, even the weather forecast dares to talk nonsense."

"Master, it's raining a little strangely. It was sunny a second ago, why did it change in the blink of an eye?"

"..." Liu Gao wiped his hair with a towel, and when he took off the towel, there was a triangular arrow on top of his head: "Yes, I thought so too."

The donkey's eyeballs grunted back and forth: "Could it be that Huarong knew that the master was sunbathing and specially made artificial rainfall?"

"No way, although that guy always fights against me, artificial rainfall requires dry ice to be sprinkled into the clouds. Where did this Song Dynasty plane come from?"

"But the master can shoot arrows! Why does he tie dry ice to the arrows and release arrows into the sky?"

"That's right!" Liu Gao slapped the table angrily: "Donkey! Go out and find out for me! If this guy did it on purpose, I'll go to the magistrate to read his book!"

"It's the master!" The donkey got out, and about half an hour later he ran back: "Master, master! You must make the decision for the villain!"

Liu Gao was surprised: "Didn't Huarong bully you?"

"Master, lord! That Huarong really bullied me! He hugged the handsome man whom the villain fell in love with at first sight, and went down the city wall to return home!"

Liu Gao covered his face with pain in his face: "I asked you to go out to find out why it rained suddenly! Which man do you like is none of my business!"

"My lord, my lord! The reason for the heavy rain is that the rain god came to our Qingfeng Village! The villain saw a strange man wearing a red gold-rimmed robe with the three gold-plated characters of 'Xiao Jingteng' following behind Huarong! When I asked the soldiers next to me, they all said that it was Lord Rain God who descended from Qingfengzhai!"

"Qingfengzhai? Isn't that a den of thieves not far away?" Liu Gao showed a smile on his face: "Good job, Hua Rong! You have secretly got along with the thieves in Qingfengzhai! Prepare a sedan chair for me! I'm going to Qingfengzhai to block He's right on!"

It is a felony for the general guarding the gate to have an affair with a bandit!It's all right to be dismissed!This Qingfeng Village is about to become my world alone!Liu Gao was very excited when he heard the sound of rain hitting the roof of the sedan chair!

This excitement lasted until he pushed the door of Huafu's living room!

The moment he opened the door, the excitement in his eyes was shot dead by Tao Xin!Donkey Dan pointed at the most elegant, gentleman and personable person in the living room and shouted: "Sir, you have to make the decision for me! This is the handsome man that the villain fell in love with at first sight! Ah! That wicked Huarong still hugged me!" on his waist!"

He kicked the donkey's egg away: "It's against you! A mere servant wants to grab a man from his master?" He walked forward in a splayed step: "Hua Rong! You vulgar warrior, let me go and let me come!" !"

Song Jiang was very dissatisfied sitting in the side seat: "Isn't the point the main character and the god of rain?"

Hua Rong glanced at him and hugged Zheng Tianshou even more tightly with a sarcasm on his face: "Hey, isn't this the great writer Liu Gao and Liu Zhizhai? That can't be done! He's mine!"

"Why do you say he belongs to you!"

Huarong took out the pair of black and yellow leopard-print cotton panties with gold trim and purple tassels from his pocket: "Did you see this!"

"A pair of stinky pants!"

"Yi Yi, this is the token of love that brother Tianshou just took off to give to the last general!"

"Nani!!!" A thunder pierced Liu Gao's heart!He covered his heart and looked at Zheng Tianshou with deep pain: "Is what he said true?"

Zheng Tianshou blushed and nodded.

"Ah!!!" Liu Gao screamed and poked the tip of Hua Rong's nose with a trembling hand: "The surname is Hua!!! Draw your sword!!!"

Hua Rong whispered into Zheng Tianshou's ear: "My dear, I'll come as soon as I go." He stood up and pulled out a sword: "Come on! Fight the five scum!"

"You are Zhan Wu... scum..." Liu Gao stretched his hand to his waist and drew his sword! . . .Then he remembered that he didn't have a sword at all: "Hua Rong, you despicable villain! You only said to draw a sword because I don't have a sword, right?"

Song Jiang reminded in a low voice from the side seat: "Master Liu seems to be the one who said you drew the sword..."

"Then let's go empty-handed, I don't care." Hua Rong threw the sword aside casually, and then proudly put the black and yellow leopard print cotton panties with gold trim and purple tassels on his face: "The combat power increase Suit! Ah da!"

Song Jiang roared from the side seat: "Zeng your sister, the abnormality index has increased!"

"It's not fair!" Liu Gao also roared, "You have a combat booster suit and I don't! It's so unfair!"

A hand touched his shoulder, and Song Jiang handed over his underwear: "Rain God's exclusive dark blue boxer underwear, the damage of water skills increases by 250%! Please take it as much as you want!"

Liu Gao slapped him aside and said, "Die!"

He kept touching his back again, only to see the donkey handing over his underwear: "The servant's exclusive anti-sweat simple thong, with a 210% increase in all attributes! Master, you deserve it!"

Liu Gao pulled him aside with one kick: "To the end of the world!" He half knelt down to Zheng Tianshou: "Male god! Please let me have the same duel conditions as this surnamed Hua! Please also reward me! A pair of your underwear!"

"Uh..." Zheng Tianshou was extremely embarrassed: "Xiaosheng left in a hurry this time, so he only wore this pair of underwear."

Liu Gao glared at Hua Rong: "Hua! Give me half of the underwear on your face!"

"How can the underwear be divided into two halves! What's more, this is a token of love from Brother Tianshou! Someone Hua will love it more than his own life!" Hua Rong held his head high and his chest was righteous!This Liu Gao hated Jinya so much that he took advantage of Hua Rong's inattention and pounced on him like a hungry tiger and tore off the underwear on his face!

Huarong was taken aback and stretched out his hand in a panic!Just caught the end of that panty!Liu Gao and Hua Rong grabbed each other's ends of their underwear and started a tug of war!

Seeing that the underwear had been ripped into two meters long, Song Jiang got up and placed his underwear on the ground in the middle of the underwear as the center line for judging!The shouts of cheering from countless soldiers behind him were deafening!

So Liu Gao is a civil servant after all, even if he uses all his strength, how can he pull Hua Rong over?After pulling for a few seconds, the panties gradually began to move towards Huarong!Huarong smiled triumphantly!

"I figured it out! Under the temptation of these underwear, I can't help it! Master!! There is no equality between master and servant in love!!!" Donkey Dan suddenly roared and rushed up!He stood opposite Song Jiang and grabbed one side of his underwear!

Originally, the underwear was stretched into a straight line with even force!The texture of the underwear is really good, and there is basically no serious problem under the uniform force, but the addition of donkey eggs makes the underwear become an isosceles triangle!The force of the underwear lost its balance under the pull of the three people!

Only a few slaps and slaps were heard, and a large pile of torn and splashed debris filled the air!The panties were ripped into three parts just like that!Huarong Liu Gao's donkey egg howled and fell into the dust!

The pile of cloth was torn and splashed with debris, floating and floating, and actually formed a line of words in the air!Song Jiang and Zheng Tianshou took a closer look at the line of words: "Predict what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: Sahua, the evil Mercury retrograde is finally over!

☆, I have flowers, please associate with me!

Huarong fell to the ground holding the third of her underpants.

He looked at one-third of the underpants in his hand, hated his golden teeth and burst into tears: "Brother Tianshou gave me a promise! Love! Letter! Things! Ah!"

And Liu Gao and Lvdan were overjoyed and put one-third of their underpants on their faces: "Wow, the fragments of the combat power booster suit! After smelling it, I really feel that my combat power has risen!"

Hua Rong jumped up and snatched the pieces of the underpants from Liu Gao's face!Liu Gao was furious: "From the first time I saw these underpants, the meaning of their existence has surpassed my life! Give my life back!"

Hua Rong kicked Liu Gao's ass with a big kick!Liu Gao's rocket-like ass was on fire and hit the ceiling, turning into a star in the sky!

Donkey was stunned. He tremblingly handed over the pieces of his underpants on his face: "Boss! I voluntarily surrendered my gun and surrendered to the organization!"

Hua Rong grabbed the pieces of the pants with a flick of his hand: "I used to have a complete love token! Now I only have three fragments of the love token!"

"It can be put together! It is still a complete token of love after sewing!"

"I'll sew you up into five horses and you're still a whole person!" Hua Rong's anger revealed the heads of five horses!

"Oh my god!" Donkey Dan ran out of Huafu in fright!

What does it feel like to fly in the sky?Uh, the author doesn't know the bird, but the author knows the feeling of Liu Gao flying in the sky. . .Probably. . .Uh, it feels like a bright red angry bird that is swollen and swollen with anger.

The ignorant warrior actually used force!Don't even think about getting Huarong that I can't get!

So Liu Gaofei hurriedly drafted an e-mail in the sky and sent it to the mailbox of the prefect of Qingzhou.

The prefect of Qingzhou's surname is Murong and his name is Yanda. He is the brother of Emperor Huizong's concubine Murong.At that time, he was playing computer while he was working on a case in Shengtang. When he was bored, he clicked on this email and was shocked: "Qingfengzhai Wuzhizhai Huarong colluded with Qingfeng bandits? He is the son of a hero. How did he do this?" He immediately sent The military and horse supervisor of Benzhou came to the hall and told him to go and see what happened.

The soldiers and horses in Qingzhou are supervised by Huang Mingxin, because there are three evil mountains on the ground in Qingzhou, Qingfeng, Erlong, and Taohua. The nickname is Zhen Sanshan.

Let's say that Huang Xin put on his armor and mounted his horse and led fifty soldiers to Qingfengzhai when he got the order. Liu Gaozheng was waiting at the gate of Qingfengzhai with bandages all over his body and leaning on crutches like a mummified mummified donkey: "Huang Dujian! Long time no see!"

"Ouch? It's Liu Zhizhai! Long time no see! Why does the COS look like a mummy?"

"That Hua Rong did it! He fell in love with the bandits in Qingfeng Village and beat me up!"

"Nani! As an officer and general, he fell in love with the bandits in Qingfengzhai!" Huang Xinyi was filled with indignation: "Liu Zhizhai quickly take me to Huafu to exterminate this guy!"

"Okay!" Liu Gaole threw away all the crutches leading the way in front of him, and he led Huang Xin all the way to the gate of Huafu!Huang Xin kicked the door open!Liu Gao stretched out his hand and pointed: "Huang Dujian! These are the traitors Hua Rong and Qingfeng bandits!"

Huang Xin's whole body trembled!He walked forward slowly with dementia eyes!

Hua Rong hastily put down the black and yellow leopard-print high-stretch cotton panties with gold edging and purple tassels that she was sewing, and went up to them: "Oh, it's Huang Dujian! Why don't you say hello here? It seems that the last general is too much." It's a shame!"

Huang Xin pointed at Zheng Tianshou with trembling fingers: "Who is this, this, this, this?"

Liu Gao stepped forward and replied, "This is the bandit from Qingfeng Village!"

And Hua Rong blushed and proudly puffed up his chest and replied: "This is the lover who will be dating at the end."

"Let's break up."

"Hey!??"

"What's his name?"

"His name is Zheng Tianshou... Hey, didn't the supervisor suddenly say something about breaking up..." Huarong was still in a daze, Huang Xin stepped forward and knelt down in front of Zheng Tianshou: "Ah! This amazing glimpse of the mansion made the villain fall deeply in love! I used to not believe in feelings, love, or love at first sight! Now I believe everything! The villain is the Qingzhou Military Supervisor! The official is bigger than Huarong! Tenshou SAMA, please separate from Hua Rong and stay with me!"

Both Hua Rong and Liu Gao were stunned: "What the hell is this development!?"

Song Jiang slumped on the sofa next to him, eating melon seeds in boredom: "Anyone can say just a few blank words, and you have to show some sincerity in your confession! Even if you don't have a sports car, a diamond ring, and a real estate certificate, at least you should bring a bunch of flowers?"

"Flowers!... Flowers!" Huang Xin groped his body for a long time and really didn't bring any flowers: "What should I do? I didn't bring any flowers with me!"

Hua Rong and Liu Gao roared: "It's so strange that the elders carry flowers with them!"

Huang Xin turned around and pointed at Hua Rong, "Does his surname count? Can I present him?"

"I'm such a big living person!!!"

Song Jiang spat out the melon seeds and suggested, "Of course he is human, but you clearly carry flowers with you."

Only then did Huang Xin take a serious look at Song Jiang, and saw that he was wearing a big red robe trimmed with gold, sitting on the sofa in Ge You's paralyzed posture, eating melon seeds, and the leather pig mask imported from Sudan Red was already on to attract attention. The gold-plated "Xiao Jingteng" on his chest seems to indicate his extraordinary origin!Huang Xin knelt down in front of Song Jiang with a plop: "Where does the villain bring flowers? I would like to listen to the Lord Rain God's earnest teachings!"

Song Jiang spat out the melon seeds and said, "Chrysanthemum."

"Yes! I still have chrysanthemums!" Huang Xin immediately turned his back to Zheng Tianshou, took off his pants and raised his butt!

"Damn it!!!" Hua Rong and Liu Gao were dumbfounded: "Is it really okay for you to show your chrysanthemum for the first time, so you can't describe it and be so explosive!!!"

Huang Xin shook the chrysanthemum to Zheng Tianshou indescribably: "Tianshou SAMA, please date me!!!"

How can Xiu not lose at the starting line of establishing goodwill!Hua Rong and Liu Gao also rushed forward and said in unison to Zheng Tianshou, who took off his pants and raised his buttocks: "Master Tianshou! Let's make friends!!!"

Song Jiang spat out old blood on the coffee table: "Damn it, are all your joints eaten!!!" He looked at the three indescribable asses and suddenly a flash of inspiration passed in front of him!

Since these chapters, almost the development of the story has been centered on Zheng Tianshou!This is both a challenge and an opportunity, and it's time to reclaim my position as the ultimate protagonist!

Song Jiang sat on the sofa in the middle and hugged Zheng Tianshou: "Why don't we hold a martial arts meeting! Whoever is the champion will have the ownership of Zheng Tianshou's body!"

Hua Rong, Liu Gao, and Huang Xin pulled up their pants in a hurry: "Okay!"

Speaking of Huarong Huang Xin, he put on a posture!I saw Hua Rong striding forward in a horse step, bowing left and right with both hands in the posture of a tiger fist!There seemed to be a roar of a tiger coming from his angry eyes!

I saw Huang Xin's golden rooster curling up his left leg, knees and arms stretched out in a posture of a crane fist!There seemed to be a jitter floating in his lean muscles!

I saw Liu Gao raised his right hand tremblingly: "It's not fair! I just realized that I'm a civil servant, how can I compare myself to you!?"

"There is a flaw!" Huarong Huang Xin roared at the same time and punched Liu Gao's left and right cheeks at the same time!Liu Gao slammed into the ceiling again and flew into the sky!

What does it feel like to fly in the sky?Er, the author emphasizes again that the author does not know the bird, but the feeling of Liu Gao flying in the sky for the second time. . .Probably. . .Uh, it feels like a black bomb bird that is full of anger and suffocating.

Crying, Liu Gao drafted a second e-mail in the sky and stamped it into Murong Magistrate's mailbox. When Murong Magistrate saw that it was Liu Gao's email, he opened it in a hurry and was shocked: "Nani? Huang Xin also colluded. Qingfeng bandit bandit? The moment he saw the bandit bandit, he offered his chrysanthemum to the bandit bandit? What kind of demon technique did the bandit bandit use in Qingfeng village? This matter is no small matter! Quickly invite Qin Tongzhi, who is in charge of the army and horses of the state, to come!"

"I'm here!!!" As soon as the words fell, a thunderous roar came from a distance!I saw a big man with a strong body and a terrifying armor, holding a two-meter-high mace full of thorns!

The big man walked into the mansion with his head held high!A spotlight shone down and hit him in the face!

"Card!" The author suddenly appeared!The author looked at the big man's face and propped his chin: "Well...this expression is not very good." As he spoke, he tore off a piece of paper, wrote a few words and pasted them on his face, perfectly covering him After pasting the face, the author tore open a crack in space and disappeared. Prefect Murong took a closer look at the paper with two lines and twelve characters written on it—predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!

The big man tore off the piece of paper and shouted to the sky: "The author is a bear!!!"

The author has something to say:. . .kindness?What about yesterday's update?

Well, yesterday was a little tired, depressed, empty, lonely and cold. . .So I ate one more hahaha ==

☆, Qin Tongzhi's work is neat and reassuring

Let's say that Si Qin Tongzhi, the commander-in-chief in charge of Qingzhou's troops and horses, tore off the paper from his face and roared angrily: "The author, you are a bear!"

Just like that, Qin Tongzhi's face was revealed. It was an unlucky face like a door god with a face full of flesh and beard and staring eyes. Prefect Murong blocked the camera: "Uh, this Qin Tongzhi is from Kaizhou, A single word is taboo, because of its impetuous temperament, fierceness, fire, and thunder, so people in the world call it Thunderbolt... Uh, it roughly coincides with Suo Chao's character design, except that Suo Chao doesn't have such a loud voice and such an ugly face."

"I overlap with someone!!!" Qin Ming smashed the altar table in front of the magistrate with a flick of his hand, "Whoever dares to overlap with Lao Tzu, I will smash him is a bear!!!! "

"...Okay, okay, only the quick-tempered ones overlap a little bit..."

"Small overlap is not allowed!!! I want to see which stinky shameless person even dares to copy my character design!!!"

"...you don't need to add so many exclamation points to speak so loudly! Your eardrums are about to explode!"

"Don't yell so loudly, don't you be ashamed of my nickname!!!"

"...Okay, okay, you yelled at me to talk about the business. Huarong in Qingfengzhai colluded with bandits and rebelled against the court. The lower officials sent Huang Xin to go to punish them. I didn't expect that bandit who seemed to have demonic skills turned against Huang Xin!"

"Nani!!!" Qin Ming gritted his golden teeth: "That kid Huang Xin dared to rebel against the imperial court!!! He is a bear who has been teaching him for so many years!!! He must be hung on a tree Eat my three hundred mace!!!" He yelled, turned around, got on the horse and ran away!

"Uh... I want to add that Huang Xin is Qin Tongzhi's apprentice." Murong Magistrate hurriedly chased him out: "Tongzhi should bring some troops to go!" However, dust was flying in the distance, and Qin Ming had already rushed out of Qingzhou City. . .

Let's say that Huarong and Huang Xin knocked Liu Gao away with one punch, and then they scuffled each other!

After a few rounds of contact with each other, Huang Xin felt overwhelmed. How could Huarong be so powerful?If things go on like this, Zheng Tianshou's body will belong to Hua Rong!So he said to Huarong in a low voice: "Huazhizhaiduan is a good person! But beating up superiors is not a good thing, right? Give me Tianshou SAMA's body now, and I can say a few words for you in front of the magistrate." Pay raise!"

"The capital prison should give up this heart! I don't hear the saying that a thousand gold is easy to get, but a foundation is hard to find!? Brother Tianshou's body, I must hold it in my arms, press it on the bed and hold it in my hand!" Seeing an opening, Rong punched Huang Xin's face with a heavy punch!

Huang Xin was rolling and crashing through the window and flew out!Huarong said handsomely with that punching pose: "Brother Tianshou! Have you seen it all! The last general is the strongest among your suitors!"

Then there was a dull sound of metal objects hitting the body outside the house, Huang Xin rolled and flew back from the window from which he flew out!

Huang Xin rubbed Hua Rong's face and crashed into the wall at the other end of the living room with a thud!He rolled his eyes and muttered foamingly: "Wet... wet father..."

As soon as the words fell, the wall of the living room was smashed down with a bang!I saw a general with a strong body and bright armor holding a big mace: "After teaching you for so many years, you rebelled against the court and joined bandits!!!"

Hua Rong was taken aback: "Oh, isn't this the Qin Ming Qin rule!"

Liu Gao, wrapped in another layer of bandages, popped up from the side and roared arrogantly: "That's right! Qin Tongzhi came to uphold justice for the subordinate officials!