Water Xu Chuan

Chapter 8, Leap Motion! "

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Qin Ming pointed at Hua Rong with the mace and shouted, "What are you doing with this pose here!!!"

"The last general is fighting with your beloved apprentice! Whoever wins can take possession of Brother Tianshou's body! The last general is showing off his fatal blow!"

"Whoever wins can take possession of Brother Tianshou's body!!?" Qin Ming roared, "Which one is Brother Tianshou!!?"

Hua Rong stretched out his finger and pointed at Zheng Tianshou who was sitting on the sofa in the living room with a sense of immortality beside him, and then the heavy mace stuck to his face.

"Huh?" Hua Rong was still surprised, so he used his face as the point of force and flew out spurting blood!Qin Ming swished off his horse, stepped forward, plopped and knelt down in front of Zheng Tianshou and shouted, "Ah!!! This glimpse at Huafu made me fall in love deeply!!! I didn't believe in feelings or in the past. Love doesn’t believe in love at first sight!!! Now I believe everything!!! There is such a handsome man like you in the world!!! It’s incredible!!! I just beat Huarong to the air and I can take your body, right? !!? Please date me!!!”

Liu Gao vomited 250cc of blood on his back: "Fuck, what kind of development is this!!!!"

"What..." Zheng Tianshou showed embarrassment: "Whoever wins can get the possession of Xiaosheng's body. This is what Mr. Yushen said has nothing to do with Xiaosheng. Mr. Yushen seems to want to express who wins." Is it possible to take possession of his body?"

Qin Ming roared: "Which one is the Lord Rain God!!?"

Zheng Tianshou pointed at Song Jiang.

"That... ahaha..." Seeing Qin Ming's ugly appearance, Song Jiang felt a sense of astonishment in his heart: "The villain is just joking! I didn't expect Hua Zhizhai and Huang Dujian to take it seriously hahaha !"

Then the mace hit Song Jiang's face and paralyzed him and the sofa under him.

"No!!! I can't wait!!!" Qin Ming roared: "Everyone on earth knows that I am a quick-tempered person!!! In short, I can knock down all the people in this room who can still stand, so I can have fun with you Love it, right!!!"

Liu Gao looked around and found that he was the only one left in the room who could still stand, and a pain in his body instantly spread all over his body!His whole body began to have a sharp cold war: "Your Majesty Butterfly Commander! This man is a bandit from the Qingfeng Village! Don't abandon your job, your official position, and your court for the sake of love!"

Qin Ming slowly turned around and raised his mace and roared, "Work is precious!!! The salary is higher!!! If it's for the sake of the foundation!!! Both can be discarded!!!!!!"

After yelling, Liu Gao was hit head-on with a mace!

Well. . .What does it feel like to fly in the sky?Uh, the author once again emphasizes that the author is not a bird and I really don’t know, but it’s the feeling of Liu Gao flying in the sky for the third time. . .Probably. . . . . .Liu Gao fluttered in the sky in a spiral shape: "Ah, it's so cool! No, I'm going to be beaten into a trembling M!!!"

Even the Qin Tongzhi of the Qingzhou Military and Horse Command Division fell. . .I have to keep shaking people and let them beat me up!No, what kind of thinking is this shaking M!This kind of thinking cannot be said or written and cannot be seen by others!I am the official of the imperial court!I am the one who continues to shake for the sake of the imperial court and to wipe out the bandits in Qingfengzhai! ! !

So Liu Gao drafted a third e-mail in the sky and stamped it into the mailbox of Prefect Murong. When Prefect Murong saw Liu Gao's e-mail, his face was full of joy: "Qin Tongzhi is neat and reassuring!" He opened the email and looked in and was dumbfounded: "Nani!!? Qin Tongzhi has also fallen??? The moment he saw the thief, he paralyzed everyone in the house with a mace and wanted to forcibly occupy the thief's body !??"

Prefect Murong stood up anxiously and walked around on the ground a few times: "Who is this Qingfengzhai bandit who actually caused my generals to fall madly one after another?" The thief must have the appearance of sinking fish and wild goose, closing the moon and shameful face! Hurry up and mobilize the whole state to fight with me to Qingfengzhai! I am the highest officer of Qingzhou, the most handsome and beautiful thief in Qingzhou must belong to me alone!"

Song Jiang collapsed on the ground together with the pile of sofa fragments, and groaned inarticulately: "I want to know what will happen next... If you want to know what happened... let's listen... next time... next time... untie..."

☆, it is suitable for turtles and cannot be described

There has been a history of occupying mountains as kings and falling grass as bandits.

They are usually a big brash guy with a machete and a bunch of skinny little guys.

But the bandits in Qingfeng Mountain, what kind of appearance is there like a fish and a wild goose?Qin Tongzhi and Huang Dujian have just walked out of the house, and the air is still filled with their body odor!The speed at which they fell could be described as the speed of light. . .

I saw a big beauty with a nameplate marked 'Qingfeng Bandit' on his chest, holding a knife and wearing revealing clothes, sitting delicately on the wall of Qingfeng Walled City: "Master Murong, what a da!Come and save the slave family! '

In a blink of an eye, all the soldiers and horses in Qingzhou had come out. A row of soldiers watched in horror as Murong Magistrate rode in front of the team on a horse with an obsessive expression on his face. Two high-pressure water cannons sprayed the ground with nosebleeds. . .

"What's the matter, Master Zhifu?"

"Could it be possible to watch something unhealthy while riding a horse?"

"This traffic is too big, it will cause excessive blood loss!"

Murong Magistrate turned his horse's head: "All officers and men listen to the order! Qingfeng Village Zhizhai Hua Rong colluded with Qingfeng bandits! Huang Xin and Qin Ming have also turned against the court! All march to Qingfeng Village to rescue Qingfeng bandits!"

"Nani? Hua Zhizhai colluded with bandits? Isn't Hua Zhizhai his idol!"

"The capital prison and the control system are also reversed? What happened?"

"Wait, why did you rescue the bandits in the end!"

And Prefect Murong stuffed two rolls of toilet paper in his nose and rushed out: "Comrades! Go!!!"

Qin Ming glanced around the room, there was no one standing in the whole room, he looked at Zheng Tianshou with an indescribable expression: "Come on, dear Tianshou!!! Immerse yourself in the vast ocean of men together with me Bar!!!"

Zheng Tianshou stretched out the folding paper fan against Qin Ming's chest to keep him at a distance: "General, Xiaosheng has the final say on Xiaosheng's body, and Xiaosheng will not mess with you."

Qin Ming squeezed Zheng Tianshou's wrist with his right hand: "Tianshou!!! Only you and I are left in the same room, so stop being arrogant!!!"

"It's not that you two are alone in the same room..." Huang Xinxiang muttered in the wall, Qin Ming swung the mace in his left hand and flew out, knocking him dumb with a bang: "It's just being in the same room!! !"

Zheng Tianshou's position is very firm: "My lord, Ya Die, Xiaosheng is not arrogant, Xiaosheng really doesn't want to mess with you."

"There is an old saying in our country since ancient times. I think you must have heard it." Qin Ming's voice suddenly became softer, and his voice was quite manly and gentle. Zheng Tianshou looked at him and seemed to see behind him. Countless beautiful roses bloomed, and Qin Ming shone like a beautiful boy, and said the old saying affectionately: "The bow is hard and the king is 8."

Zheng Tianshou slapped him in the face: "You are a martial artist! There is no cure! You really are suitable to go with turtles and can't describe it! You can reverse it in just five words! Fuck, Xiaosheng was a little tempted just now It's overlord! It's the overlord who is attacking, you idiot!"

"Anyway, just remember that the most critical thing in the middle has not changed!!!" Qin Ming shouted again!Following his burst of drinking, he grabbed Zheng Tianshou's collar and tore it off!

There was a loud chirp in the air!Zheng Tianshou's not very strong but very toned chest muscles were revealed!

At this moment, a person stood at the door and shouted loudly: "Stop!!!"

Qin Ming turned his head and saw that in front of the door was the prefect of Murong, who was sweating profusely and panting heavily!

"Thanks to my rushing over here! It's almost a disaster!" Prefect Murong gasped excitedly and sprayed nosebleeds: "I heard the sound of you tearing your clothes! Qin Tongzhi, listen to me! Take the Qingfengzhai Let the thieves pass to the lower officials! I will guarantee you a raise and a salary, and you will be promoted to three levels in a row!"

Qin Ming turned around and his voice was like thunder: "Grandma is a bear, now here is a martial arts contest to recruit relatives!!! If the magistrate wants to get his body!!! Then let's compete with Lao Tzu!!!" He waved the wolf The tooth stick flew back into his hand with a whistling spirit!

"What? Martial arts competition?" Prefect Murong was stunned: "Your official doesn't know martial arts!"

"Entering this room is to participate in this competition to recruit relatives!!! If you don't know how to fight, don't enter the house!!!" Qin Ming roared and waved his mace!Prefect Murong turned around and was about to run, but was hit in the back of the head by that mace!He was beaten and staggered and ate shit!

Qin Ming held up his mace and posed a few brave poses: "If you don't follow me, an unparalleled good man like me, who else would you want to follow!!!" He turned around and found Zheng Tianshou leaving on tiptoe with his hands on his chest Two meters away from the sofa.

"It's a bear!!!" Qin Ming stepped forward, pinched Zheng Tianshou and threw it on the sofa: "I still want to run!!! You are already in this situation, so don't be arrogant anymore!! Come and dive into the ocean of men with me!!! Afterwards I will hold a grand wedding for you!!! After the wedding, we can live together sexually and blissfully!!! At last we will give birth to a baby!!!”

Song Jiang paralyzed on the broken sofa, spewing out old blood like a fountain: "The first one is up to you, and the last one is absolutely useless for the two of you!"

"Nai Nai is not dead yet!?" Qin Ming stepped forward to take a look at Song Jiang's face and poked another mace!Zheng Tianshou was thrown on the sofa, his clothes were torn, his face was full of frightened pear blossoms and rain. . .Prefect Murong raised his head to look at the sofa, and the picture of Qingfeng bandit in the shameless flowery clothes showing off the fish and wild goose and closed moon collapsed with a click: "Fuck, you guys are fighting for a man!!!"

And after the picture collapsed, the handsome face with broken clothes and rainy pear blossoms gently touched the prefect's heartstrings. . .The magistrate pouted a few times: "...Ah? Inexplicable... a bit emotional..."

"Aren't you dead yet!!?" Qin Ming walked towards the magistrate holding a mace!The magistrate hurriedly climbed out of the living room of the Huafu: "Ya Yudie, Ya Yudie, the next official, quit the competition and quit the competition!"

With a knowing smile on his face, Qin Ming turned around and walked towards Zheng Tianshou again, his back completely covered Zheng Tianshou's face.But Zheng Tianshou's face with pear blossoms and rain was imprinted in the magistrate's mind like rubbings and could not be swayed away!He slowly got up, and behind him came the sound of soldiers entering the city. He gritted his teeth and made up his mind to protect this handsome face and never cry again!

He slowly drew out his sword, and the soldiers behind him lined up behind him. He waved his sword at the Huafu living room in front of him: "No one is allowed to stay except the Qingfengzhai bandits on the sofa!!! Kill the Qingfengzhai thief Kouge who is on the sofa!!!"

The soldiers were stunned, and they also said that Huang Dujian, the ruler of the Qin Dynasty, was in collusion with the bandits. ?Qin Ming heard the commotion and stood guarding the door of the living room with his mace: "It's a bear!!! You don't believe your word, the magistrate!!! Didn't you say you'd withdraw from the competition!!!"

Prefect Murong trembled violently: "I want to protect his smile! I will never let him cry again!! I want the most handsome man in Qingzhou to hug me every night!!! I want to marry him! I want to live happily with him!! I want to create a baby with him!!! All soldiers! Kill me! Kill!! Kill!!!”

The soldiers are demented, Excuseme, what the hell did we just hear?Prefect, you want to marry a male bandit and make a baby?Shame on me?

Prefect Murong yelled for a long time and found that all the soldiers stayed where they were, and Qin Ming walked up to him step by step!

Prefect Murong was dumbfounded: "Strong man, I didn't say anything just now, I guarantee you must be hallucinating..."

Qin Ming raised his mace: "Do you have any last words!!!"

"...The strong man, please use a little more force and don't hit your face..."

With the whistling sound of the mace, a stream of blood exploded more than two meters high!Qin Ming leaned on the mace and shouted: "If you are not afraid of death, just come here!!!"

Those soldiers were usually under Qin Ming's supervision, and they all knew his skills, so the group of soldiers yelled and ran away in a swarm, surrounded by prefect Murong. When he was far away, he roared: "You surnamed Qin, don't be complacent! I will immediately revise the book and report to the Ministry of Education to send an army to exterminate you! Let your bones be gone!"

"I... I haven't played yet, this chapter is about to end..." Liu Gao's whole body was wrapped in bandages, and he flew three times in a row so that the bandages all over his body were wrapped like a ball.

Donkey Dan continued to bandage him: "Master! If you are so injured, don't go out! Go out and eat that mace?"

"All right..."

"And master! There is a reason why the author didn't let you appear in this chapter! Your role has been transferred to the conclusion of this chapter!"

"Hey!? The author is such a good person!" Liu Gao made a scissors hand towards the camera: "Then I'll say it! I can predict what will happen next, and let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

"Cut!" With a roar, the camera turned off, and Liu Gao smacked his mouth a few times and suddenly burst into tears: "Why the hell do you feel that the gain is not worth the loss?"

☆、A letter from Machu Picchu

The group of soldiers surrounded Murong Magistrate and retreated. Qin Ming thought that he could finally meet Zheng Tianshou, but when he turned around, he saw Hua Rong standing in front of him with a bow and an arrow.

Just smashing Hua Rong was a surprise attack and he was unarmed, but now that he has a bow and arrow in his hand, Qin Ming dared not move. Qin Ming shouted: "What kind of world is this!!! It's so difficult to make a foundation!!!"

"The author is trying to avoid situations that can't be described!" Hua Rong was filled with righteous indignation: "I hope that the Qin government understands the overall situation and takes care of the general situation! What if there is any description that exceeds the standard and is prohibited!"

"It turns out that the author is deliberately making trouble for me!!! Let me do it to my heart's content!!! Anyway, I am helping that guy get rid of something that no one will read!!!"

"Control and listen to me! The magistrate has already gone back to ask the Ministry of Zhongshu for troops! What if Ji kills the army before finishing the army?"

"Men are inherently mortal!!! It may be lighter than a feather!!! Or it is more important than the foundation!!! If you die in the foundation, I will have no regrets!!!"

"The mentally handicapped can't be saved." Hua Rong let out a sigh and released the arrow, which pierced Qin Ming's forehead with a whizzing sound. Qin Ming rolled his eyes and turned around and fell to the ground.

"Everyone, the magistrate is going to lead an army to attack us now, we have to pack up and run!"

"Run? Where are you going?" Song Jiang crawled out of the broken sofa with blood all over his face: "I just came here to join you, okay?"

Huarong said very seriously: "My brother is famous all over the world, I must have a destination for him. The land is fragrant and delicious; the land is colorful; the land is like the source of peach blossoms in the legend; Land can let go of everything and wholeheartedly immerse in the sea of ​​men with brother Tianshou!"

Song Jiang was dumbfounded: "What's the difference between you and that Qin Ming!!! But... Speaking of the destinations you can go to, there are indeed five places in Song Jiang. One of them is a hut in the Chrysanthemum Fountain in Yuncheng County. Second, Songjiazhuang still has its own home. If something happens, you can go to Cangzhou Chai Daguan, Baihushan Kongming and Kongliang Brothers, Qingfengzhai Huazhizhai... Now that Song Jiang looks back, I can settle down. The place to eat has been completely destroyed by you mentally retarded people!!! What else is there to do in this house and get trampled into meat by the army!!!”

With the sound of a paper folding fan being opened, Zheng Tianshou half-covered his face with the fan: "Xiaosheng thinks that you can go to our Qingfeng Mountain when you have no other choice."

"Your Qingfeng Mountain doesn't have a city wall. Did the army kill us so that we can lead chrysanthemums to be slaughtered?"

"I have a suggestion." Huang Xin got out of the hole in the wall with blood on his face: "There is a place in the south, the name of the place is Liangshanbo, with a radius of more than [-] miles, Chao Tianwang gathered ten heroes and two giants, The officers and soldiers are still daring not to look him in the eye when they are arresting thieves, and what they are looking for is a source of peach blossoms and a sea of ​​bases, so let's go there, what do you think?"

"It's good, I'm afraid no one will recommend you."

Song Jiang clapped his hands: "Someone recommends me! I am an old acquaintance with King Chao, and when I appeared on the stage, I flew a horse to tell the king to escape!" (Chapter 82)

"Okay! Let me say that my brother's name is Jianghu Yuanyang must have a destination!" Hua Rong clapped his hands: "Lu Fang Guo Sheng!"

"The last general is here!" The two young generals flashed out again.

"How are the two tiger men in Qingfeng Mountain injured?"

"Vital signs are stable! There is no serious problem!"

"That's good, let the two tiger men go, pack up the valuables and set off, and rush to Liangshanbo!"

"Order!"

At that time, it was decided, so we set up a dozen cars and loaded the old and young, property, clothes, luggage, etc. in the car. Song Jiang, Hua Rong, Huang Xin, Zheng Tianshou, Lu Fang, Guo Sheng drove the carriage and rode horses. Huang Xin was still carrying Qin Ming, who had been hit by an arrow, and Yanshun Wang Ying, who had a bandage on his head, followed behind the team, and a group of nine people rushed to Liangshanbo sparsely.

"You two will go back to the cottage after you die, right? What are you doing with us?" Hua Rong looked at Yanshun Wang Ying who was following behind the team, very dissatisfied.

"It's easy for us to go back to the cottage! You gave us back our Rain God and third brother!"

"...Brother Song Jiang and Brother Tianshou are the core of this journey! I would rather give you my chrysanthemums than hand them over!"

"Third brother! If you still treat us as brothers, get off your horse and come back!"

Zheng Tianshou was extremely embarrassed: "Big brother and second brother! It's not that Xiaosheng can't get off the horse, it's because Hua Zhizhai said that Xiaosheng will use the boss's bow and arrow to pierce Xiaosheng's chrysanthemum when he gets off the horse! Xiaosheng really doesn't have the guts!"

"Wow, you're a guy who forgets about his brother when he has a chrysanthemum!"

"Brother! The chrysanthemum is related to the happiness of the second half of life and the smooth bowel movement every day! If it is me on the horse, I will not get off the horse! Forgive the third brother this time! Let's follow them and wait for that Hua Take your guard off!"

Yanshun swallowed hard: "Okay!"

They walked behind them for more than [-] miles. Yanshun Wangying found that the vanguard stopped suddenly, and the ground trembled violently like an earthquake!

They squeezed up and found that the whole team was stunned. Through the cracks, they saw a tall, tall stone man carved with patterns and covered with moss standing in front of the whole team, who seemed to come from some ancient civilization!

The stone man opened his mouth with a sluggish expression: "I'm from Machu Picchu, you guys, make way."

With a pop, the whole team sprayed out!Hua Rong was frightened: "What the hell is Machu Picchu!? What the hell got in? Where is Machu Picchu?"

Song Jiang hurriedly went to Baidu: "Machu Picchu is a city built by the Inca civilization!"

"Inca civilization? Where is that?"

"That's the civilization of South America!"

"Fuck, the stone man from the ancient civilization of South America came to Qingzhou and came to us!!! Is there something wrong!? Is there something wrong!? The author's head was smashed by a pig again!?"

The stone man opened his mouth still with a dull expression: "No slander, great, author. You, make way for dry words."

"Time and space must be out of order." Song Jiang called to the stone man: "Lost stone man! Go back to your South America! This is not the place you should come to!"

The stone man still opened his mouth with a dull expression: "I am not, the stone man. My surname is Shi Mingyong, and people in the Jianghu call him General Shi."

With a bang, the whole team sprayed out again: "Fuck, it has both a Chinese name and a Jianghu name! This time-traveling object is too weird!"

The stone man continued to open his mouth sluggishly: "I'm going, Kongjiazhuang, you guys, make way for dry words."

"Hey?" The Kong family has just left. Could it be that the haircutting skills of the second brother of the Kong family have spread to South America?Song Jiang looked at the saplings of moss and vines on top of the stone man's head, wondering: "Brother Shi, what are you doing in Kongjiazhuang? Do you have a new hairstyle that shocked South America?"

The stone man continued to be sluggish: "Look, man."

"Hey? Looking for Kong Ming? Or Kong Liang? Could it be that you are looking for Mr. Kong?"

The stone man was still dazed: "Find someone named Song Jiang."

"Hey!!?" Song Jiang was taken aback: "I am Song Jiang, I don't seem to have met Brother Shi? What do you want from me?"

The stone man froze: "Nonsense. I've seen the photos. Song Jiang is short, dark and ugly, far inferior to you. This pig-headed man has delicate and shiny skin."

Song Jiang suffered [-] points of real damage. He spat out a mouthful of blood and fell on the horse's back in pain: "Malego's dung..."

Hua Rong patted him on the shoulder to pick up the conversation: "Why are you looking for Song Jiang?"

"I have a letter from his brother, addressed to him."

"Family letter?" Song Jiang touched the blood at the corner of his mouth and took off the pig's head mask: "Look carefully, I am Song Jiang, the real protagonist of this book!"

An infrared ray shot out from the middle of Shi Yong's sluggish stone eyes and scanned Song Jiang's face: "Yes, you are short, dark and ugly. You are the real Song Jiang." He stretched out a stone arm He reached into the stone pants, fumbled for a long time and took out a letter.

Why is there a letter from home all of a sudden?Did something happen at home?Feeling uneasy, Song Jiang hurriedly took it over. Seeing that the envelope was sealed upside down and the word "Ping An" was not written on it, he hurriedly tore open the envelope in doubt.

What is it that sent stone men to send letters?Hua Rong was also puzzled and went to Song Jiang's side to take a look at the letter, only to see twelve very striking characters written on the huge letter paper!

'Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down. '

☆, Balala mentally handicapped star!

"This is not a letter from home." Song Jiang turned the letter over to the stone man in dissatisfaction, and patted on it vigorously: "This is just the conclusion of the next chapter!"

"Really, I'm so sorry, lah. I took it wrong." The stone man once again put his stone arm into the stone pants and fumbled for a letter again. Song Jiang took it and tore it open. There were fourteen characters written on it. Two exclamation marks: "Chapter 120, the fifth chapter begins!"Oh ho ho ho! '

Song Jiang was stupefied, and he turned the letter over again to face the stone man: "Are you here to send a letter home? Are you a fool sent by the author to make up the word count!?"

The stone man scratched his head: "Oh, I'm really sorry, I took it wrong again." It used the other stone arm to reach into the stone pants again and groped for a long time: "Oh, there are too many things in here, Brother Song Jiang , brother, you personally, come and touch."

"Don't call me brother! I don't have such a stone brother from Machu Picchu!" Song Jiang got off his horse angrily and walked in front of the stone man. After a closer look at its stone pants, the carvings are vivid, and it looks like a stone man. The real cloth products are average, but that thing exudes a strange smell. . .

Song Jiang was a little bit regretful, but he still put his hand in, and the stone man covered his face with his hand: "It involves, can't describe, part, no peeking."

"You're just a stone sculpture!!! Isn't the stone sculpture just there for people to see!!!"

"Stone carvings also have personality and dignity."

Song Jiang had no choice but to close his eyes. He groped inside for a long time with black lines all over his face and grabbed out a handful of messy South American plant leaves: "Are you sure there are family letters inside?"

"I'm sure, and sure. Letters and other important items are all carried close to my body."

close fitting. . .Song Jiangkuang frowned and walked along the stone man's cold stone body to pick up the family letter. The stone closed the curtain and rose up with two rosy lips and face: "Wow! Oh Yes! Oh oh oh!"

Song Jiang roared dissatisfied: "Which world is the stone man so wretched and perverted!!! Don't make strange noises!!!" Then the stone man covered his mouth and face with his hands.

Suddenly Song Jiang's hand touched a strange coldness, which was different from the coldness of the stone man's body, but a unique coldness with scale-like texture. . .He reached out and touched it and found that it was still a soft stick. . .

He had an ominous premonition in his heart, maybe he touched something that couldn't be described. . .He raised his head to see the expression of the stone man, but the stone man had already covered his face, so he pulled out the soft stick with pain. . .

Song Jiang pinched the thing, and put his face close to the front end of the thing, his eyes big and small, and he was completely stunned. The front end of the thing spat out a pink letter and made a hissing sound!

Song Jiang was so frightened that he stuttered: "Zhu...Everyone!!! Save Song Songjiang!!!"

Everyone turned their heads to see that Song Jiang was holding a cobra in his hand!The cobra looked at Song Jiang as if he had spotted his nose!It tilted its head back slightly, opened its bloody mouth, and gnawed it down!

"Go!" With a soft drink, a sharp arrow shot through the mouth of the cobra and nailed it firmly to the lower abdomen of the stone man!Song Jiang hurriedly threw out the cobra and crawled to Hua Rong's feet and hugged his thigh: "Brother Hua Xian, I love you so much!"

"I'm still wondering why the crotch is so uncomfortable these days. It turns out that a cobra has gotten into it." The stone man said dully, "Brother Song Jiang, keep digging. The family letter is waving to you."

"Take your sister back!!!" Song Jiang roared: "If you take it down again, you will lose your life!!! Let's go! Hurry up and don't care about it!"

A group of people got on the horse, bypassed the stone man and continued on. Suddenly, a sad background music sounded, and the stone man turned his back to them and let out a crying sound: "Brother Song Jiang, brother. Your brother, Song Qing said, As long as I deliver this letter, he will use a magic weapon to send me back to South America. Brother Song Jiang, I miss home so much, I miss Machu Picchu so much every dawn!"

Song Jiang pulled the rein and stopped the horse: "I miss home too... I also miss every dawn in Songjiazhuang... But then again, how did you come here from South America? Well, as long as you can take out the letter, I believe he will be able to do what my brother promised."

"I can't help it, you guys, don't look back." The stone man tearfully took off his stone pants, and a lot of messy things inside rolled to the ground, he bent down and rummaged inside.

Yanshun and Wang Ying looked back slightly, and could see the buttocks of the stone man bent down to look for something. The smooth and strong lines, the delicate and complicated chrysanthemum patterns made them both admire the greatness of the South American stonemason. The craftsmanship is amazing!

"Yes." The stone man finally found a letter in the trash, pulled up his trousers and handed it to Song Jiang.Song Jiang saw that the envelope was sealed upside down, and there was nothing safe. He probably guessed in his heart that it was the one who foresaw what would happen next and would listen to the next chapter to dissect it. He tore open the letter disapprovingly.

There was actually a large piece of writing in the letter, and it was indeed written in Song and Qing Dynasties. He read it hastily, and saw that it said: Father and the beginning of this month passed away due to illness. return!Make no mistake!Brother Qing wept blood and served the book.

Song Jiang was stunned there for a long time, Hua Rong walked over: "Brother? What did you say in the letter? Didn't you move to South America at home?"

"No, no." Song Jiang raised his head with a smile: "It's just some..." While talking, his tears suddenly gushed out and buried in Huarong's arms: "Trivial things..."

Huarong stroked his head, and there was a sound of crying from Huarong's arms.

After crying for a while, he raised his head and wiped his snot with Huarong's sleeve: "I want to go home."

"Go back quickly." Hua Rong rubbed his face with his snot-stained sleeve, and rubbed his snot all over his face instead. Song Jiang got on the horse with his snot all over his face, under Hua Rong's worried gaze on the road.

Everyone watched Song Jiang's flying horse disappear into the horizon, Huang Xin smacked his lips a few times: "He has gone home, shall we still go to Liangshan Park?"

"Where else can we go if we don't go to Liangshanbo?"

"The problem is, Chao Tianwang and the others are only known to Song Jiang. Who will recommend us after Song Jiang runs away?"

"...Who let Song Jiang go home?"

Everyone pointed at Huarong in unison.

"Cut him!!!"

"Wait, wait, listen to me, listen to me!" Hua Rong clasped his hands in the face of the menacing crowd, "Let's go for refuge first! If you don't accept it, tell us that brother Song Jiang brought us a letter of recommendation!"

"What do people in Liangshanpo want to read the letter!?"

Hua Rong pointed to Shi Yong: "Let's say the letter is in its crotch! Stuff a few more king cobras in it! The poison won't kill him!"

"Why did we poison the people in Liangshanpo?"

"Poison them to death so that we can occupy Liangshan and become king!"

Huang Xin, Yan Shun, Wang Ying, Zheng Tianshou, Lu Fang, and Guo Sheng were stunned: "Oh! This can be..." Everyone turned their heads in unison and looked at Shi Yong's pants with hungry wolf eyes. Shi Yong was stared at. Dashitou's head dripped with dew: "You guys, what are you doing?"

But Song Jiang left Qingzhou Avenue and hurried back to Yuncheng overnight, and finally arrived at Songjiazhuang, Yuncheng County in the evening of the second day.

The furnishings inside and outside the house were still the same, and there was no atmosphere of a funeral. Song Jiang strode to the gate of the villa in doubt, but he heard Song Qing's voice saying: "Wow, brother, you are back!"

Song Jiang turned his head and saw Song Qing coming out of the small tent in front of the ticket office with a playful smile. He grabbed Song Qing's collar and said, "Daddy passed away, how can you still smile?"

I saw Song Qing flicking his arm and flying out: "Fighting treasure!" The big metal fan floated in the air again, it was just that one!A strong air current lifted the luxuriant branches of the big willow tree in front of Song Jiang's house!I saw Song Taigong standing on the tree wearing a cute pink tutu skirt and holding a magic wand in his hand!Looking up from the angle of the door, you can also see Song Taigong's big dark blue pants!

Song Jiang is demented.

Song Taigong spun around on the tree: "Balala energy!" Then he glanced at Song Jiangfei with the wand: "Foretell what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, blah blah blah blah blah blah!

"Balala energy! Predict what will happen next and listen to the next chapter to break it down!" Song Taigong spun rapidly on the big willow tree, with his enchanting figure, windy expression, pink tutu skirt, and big dark blue underpants Shocked, Song Jiang looked dumbfounded!

Song Taigong was twirling happily when he heard a click!It turned out that his lumbar disc was really unbearable, so it protruded!Song Taigong yelled and fell down from the tree!

"Father!" Song Jiang hurriedly rushed up and hugged him in his arms, the sky became overcast, Song Jiang drove all the way and the cumulonimbus cloud finally caught up with him. . .In the torrential rain, Song Taigong stretched out his trembling hands and squeezed his face: "Son! Ah!"

Song Jiang yelled loudly: "Father! Ah!" He lifted Song Taigong high and fell to the ground with a bang!

Song Taigong jumped up and pointed at the tip of his nose: "Fuck you, what a brat! Throw your own father!"

Song Jiang also stretched out his finger and pointed at the tip of his nose: "Fuck, what kind of father is you! What are you talking about? I died by myself? I just gathered a group of brothers to go to Liangshanbo to be happy! I was in such a hurry to hurry Made me incontinent!"

"I don't miss you too much..." Song Taigong stood in the rain, raindrops seemed to keep choking into his eyes, and he stretched out his hands to hold Song Jiang tightly in his arms.


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