Water Xu Chuan

"The child is unfilial, and you are worried." Song Jiang also hugged him tightly.

"But child, where did you just say you were going? Gather a group of brothers and go to Liangshanpo for fun?"

"Yes."

"Then Yan Poxi reported to the officials a long time ago that you were in collusion with Liangshan bandits! I didn't expect this to be true! My son! Listen to me, Hugh went to Liangshan and rebelled against the court. You are an unfaithful and unrighteous person!" ( Detailed chapter 99)

"..." When Song Jiang was silent, he heard a sneer from behind him: "Hey, seeing that this cumulonimbus looks a little familiar, I thought it was Song Jiang who came back, and it was true."

Song Jiang raised his head but saw Yan Poxi, he broke free from the embrace of the grandpa and walked in front of Yan Poxi: "What a stinky bitch! I have no grudges with you in the past and I have no grudges in the present! You even funded your father's burial! Why did you hurt me so much?" !” (Chapter [-])

"You ruined the first milestone matchmaking match in my life! You also indirectly forced my master away!"

"I'm a straight man! You still have to break me up? Are you a matchmaker like that? Who the hell is your master? You like to go and do my shit!"

"You!" Yan Poxi knew that what he said was right, but it made her even more angry because she was right: "Stop talking nonsense! I want to develop Yuncheng County into the capital of the Northern Song Dynasty! No one can stop me pace!"

"Just because you have caused so many good men in Yuncheng County to go on the road of no return!?" Song Jiang pulled out a sharp knife from behind as he spoke: "Song Jiang will get rid of this harm for the people today!" !"

"Boy! It's absolutely impossible! This murder will cost you your life!" Song Taigong stood between the two of them!

"Father, don't stop me! How many men's happiness can I save with this knife!"

"Listen to daddy, baby!"

"Take a look, both of you! This is the criminal Song Jiang!" Yan Po's voice came out from around the corner, and Song Jiang's eyes became even more angry when he saw the old lady: "Father, if you don't let me go, I will kick you away! Kill me!" If one kills two, it will be one death! I will let their family go underground to reunite! Lei Dutou and Zhu Dutou! And help me pull my father away!"

The two soldiers who followed Yan Po headed out in a file, and the two heads first came over and held Song Jiang's arms. When they looked closely, they were the two brothers Zhao Neng and Zhao De from the county. Zhao Neng sneered. : "Both Lei Heng and Zhu Tong have already been transferred away!" Zhao De also sneered: "Transferred away!"

Zhao Neng: "You guys are colluding with Liangshan bandits, not to mention you are still armed with control knives to commit crimes on the streets! Come here! Take him back to the Yamen!"

Zhao De: "Assault! Take him back to the Yamen!"

Song Taigong watched these gangsters disarm Song Jiang and tie him to the Yamen, so he could only complain. Song Qing stepped forward to support the Taigong: "Listen to what kind of crime is the sentence. If it is a minor crime, let my brother accept it. Fan and send my brother to Machu Picchu!"

The camera moved to the county government office in Yuncheng County, and sitting on the county government office was Shi Wenbin who was streaming down his face!Shi Wenbin arched his hands towards the camera: "Thank the author for thanking CC×V! Xiaguan has not appeared in a full 42 chapters! Ah! Chapter 42 is not a small number! Ah! Chapter 42 happens to be the third of the existing chapters in this book. One-tenth! It is too difficult to get some roles!"

As Shi Wenbin spoke, he knocked on the gavel: "Hey!!! Is Song Jiang kneeling under the stage?"

Song Jiang sighed, "It's right here."

"Good job, Song Jiang!!! In the 42 chapters where Xiaguan didn't appear, you had a very good life! You appeared very frequently! Xiaguan can't stand it anymore! In order to make you give other characters a good time! Please go and die if you lose your role!" Wen Bin held up the token with the character 'cut' while speaking!

"Wait, wait! The villain is wronged!" Song Jiang panicked: "Report to the magistrate! In the 42 chapters, some of the villains who Chao Gai and the others went up the mountain and Wu Song returned home did not appear! And the limelight of the villain was completely lost by Zheng Tianshou Qin Ming Huarong and his ilk have overshadowed it! In some chapters, the villain even has only one or two lines of dialogue! The most ironic thing is that the villain is also called the most crucial protagonist! Is there anyone who treats the protagonist like this? The role of the villain is so pitiful The magistrate of Wanwang holds his hand high!"

"This..." Shi Wenbin flipped through the 42 chapters: "It's really... well, I will release you without guilt."

"Master Zhixian is wise!"

"Wait, wait! Magistrate! This Song Jiang colluded with the Liangshan bandits! He was the one who flew to Chao Gai's house to give them a small report!" Yan Poxi squeezed out of the crowd and knelt beside Song Jiang and held up the photo!

"If you let him go without charge like this, how can you understand the law, how can you rectify people's hearts, how can you wipe out the Liangshan bandits!"

"But just relying on such a photo is too convincing..."

"He was holding a controlled knife in the street just now and wanted to commit murder!"

"Oh, this plot is really bad." Shi Wenbin scratched his head: "But what is the relationship between you two? You two are so compatible. I think it looks like a husband and wife are arguing in the Yamen. ah?"

"Nonsense!!!" Song Jiang and Yan Poxi stood up together: "This man/woman has nothing to do with me!!!"

"Yo Yo..." Shi Wenbin looked intoxicated: "Then Yan Poxi, I know that you are the new matchmaker to replace Wang Po in the county, and you have already matched dozens of couples in the county. That Wang Po has been a matchmaker for countless times in her life, but in the end she herself You are single, and Song Yasi is a well-known good man all over the country, and En Song Yasi is also a big boss, so you can just turn your fight into a happy word to solve this lifelong event."

Song Jiang and Yan Poxi glanced at each other: "No! Yes!!! Yes!!!"

Shi Wenbin was not happy: "I am the highest local official! You still don't agree to the marriage I arranged? Believe it or not, you were assigned because you carried a controlled knife and committed murder in the street?"

Song Jiang's righteousness is awe-inspiring: "Even if I am sent to Syria and Somalia, I will never marry her!!!"

"Okay! I appreciate you! I will send you to Syria and Somalia so that you will never be the protagonist again!" Shi Wenbin knocked on the gavel excitedly!Song Qing stretched out his arm and was about to throw out the magic weapon to blow the entire county government to Machu Picchu!At this critical moment, Zhao Neng reminded the following: "Master County Magistrate...Syria and Somalia were still very primitive in this era, and there was a general lack of water in that place. Song Jiang went there and became a rain god and was worshiped by the whole country. What should the protagonist do? Besides, the attempted murder in the street is a trivial matter, and the crime is too light, and at most it will be sent for hundreds of miles..."

"Then... where is there no shortage of water and enough distribution?"

"This... Jiangzhou! That place is full of big lakes and rivers with no shortage of water! It's hundreds of miles away from here!"

"Okay! Prisoner Song Jiang, suspected of colluding with Liangshan bandits, attempted to commit crimes on the street with controlled knives! Twenty spine sticks! Distributed to Jiangzhou!" Shi Wenbin threw down the token with his hands, and immediately put on the wooden shackle and pressed the disc, missing two The two escorts are Zhang Qian and Li Wan from the county.

After leaving the county office, Song Taigong hurriedly gave some money to the two gentlemen, and Song Qing asked for some wine and meat to eat with them. The Taigong took the opportunity to whisper to Song Jiang: "Jiangzhou is a rich place, go there to show that you will return home soon, and we will reunite with our father and son." Just one thing, if you go to Jiangzhou from here, you must pass by Liangshanbo, if they rob you, you must not agree when you go up the mountain! Don’t fall into the grass and become an unfaithful and unfilial person!"

Song Jiang bowed deeply: "I remember, my boy must behave well and return home to reunite with you as soon as possible."

When Shi Wenbin resolved this case, he felt that he was too wise and powerful, and he deserved to be a model county magistrate!He knocked on the gavel again: "The real protagonist of this book—the County Magistrate Shi Wenbin has appeared! I'll tell you the author! As long as I come to be the protagonist of this book, don't say anything and sign up for V, and you will win the Nobel Prize with more than [-] million clicks!" The bullshit award is also proper! Hey? Don’t believe me? If you don’t believe me, just try me as the protagonist! Come on, let’s try it! Wait, don’t turn off the camera! What, what? This chapter is so boring? This chapter is finally over? I don’t have any role in this life anymore? I’m lying? At any rate, let me say the most popular conclusion of the next episode! Wait, wait, the author! The author!! The author!? ? Fuck the author, you bastard!"

☆、cos a failed coser of a failed character

Let's say that Song Jiang bid farewell to grandpa Song Qing, and was escorted on the road by Zhang Qian and Li Wan. After walking for two days, he came to the bottom of Liangshanbo.

Looking at the surging reeds in the mighty water, Song Jiang's mood also drifted. . .Huarong, Zheng Tianshou, and the others must have met Chao Gai, Wu Yong, and the others to eat wine and meat in big bowls on the mountain. . .

Ah, although it reads smoothly, but what the hell is drinking meat. . .

What if they really came to rob me up the mountain?He has to go to jail to go to Jiangzhou, and his father's words were not good when he was leaving. . .Well, maybe no one will come. . .While hesitating, there was a sound from the bushes in front, and a person poked his head out from inside.

Song Jiang was overjoyed when he saw it!He opened his mouth and called out kindly: "Hua! Xian!" A sharp arrow pierced his head!Blood burst from his forehead and fell to dust in slow motion: "I got a younger brother..."

I heard someone whispering in the bushes: "Fuck, I seem to have heard brother Song Jiang's voice just now?"

Another person said: "You must be hallucinating, that guy is at home doing funeral for his father."

"Oh well, look I just shot one down! Look at the other two are too scared to move!"

"Amazing! Xiao Li Guang lives up to his reputation! Alright! It's my turn!" The bushes made a rustling noise and Chao Gai emerged from it with a bunch of cockroaches on his back: "I planted this mountain! I planted this tree!" You must pass by here! Stay to buy money!"

The two gentlemen retreated ten meters in a hurry, leaving Song Jiang lying on the ground, Zhang Qian said: "Life is the most precious wealth!" Li Wan said: "This guy's life is left to you! It's for nothing!" Turn around and run!Only two puffs were heard, and two sharp arrows pierced through their chrysanthemums!They both screamed and fell to the ground. Turning their heads, they saw Chao Gai supporting Xiang and walking towards them aggressively!Every step he takes, the steam rising from the sky is trembling violently!

"Come to Lao Tzu's land and want to run away without paying? I'm tired of you!" He walked up to Song Jiang and kicked him disdainfully: "What the hell is this? How can it be worth gold... silver?"

Chao Gai rubbed his eyes: "Hey, I said Hua Zhizhai? Why is there an object suspected to be Song Jiang, who was shot by an arrow and fell to the ground?"

"Hey?" Hua Rong showed his head out of the bushes again, and he walked over to have a look: "Wow, it's not only suspected that it's all fucked up! What is this? Cosplay?"

"Uh, even though Song Jiang is the nominal protagonist of a book, which coser with no eyes can cosplay with such a bad character design and good looks? Besides, how can this real person cosplay [-]% alike?"

"That's right! So what exactly is this thing?"

Song Jiang pulled out the arrow from his head, and the blood and anger rushed together: "It's the real Song Jiang himself who is riding on my horse!!!"

"Baby, don't make trouble." Chao Gai squatted down and supported Song Jiang's chin with a deep expression: "Although you are very similar in cosplay, but your cosplay is not distracted. Who is Song Jiang? The well-known Timely Rain! Hu Baoyi! Xiaoyi Black Saburo! He listens to his father the most! When I was young, I played with him, and his father told him not to let him eat Xiang, so he would not eat Xiang! If his father died, wouldn’t he stay at home and keep his filial piety? Since you want to cosplay, you should have a cosplaying heart! His father left him to observe his filial piety, shouldn’t you also understand his mood and accompany him to observe his filial piety!??”

Song Jiang was stunned: "Damn it, that crooked son who is kneeling on the grave of a horse and kneeling in a cosplay, his father is so angry that he is alive again!"

"This is a good thing!" Hua Rong also squatted down: "If his father is angry, he won't have to keep his filial piety, and go to Liangshan with us to be happy! . . King Chao."

"What doubts?"

"Why do you let the giant pick us up when we say that we have Song Jiang's letter, so you are not afraid that we will lie to you?"

"They are all well-known heroes in the Jianghu. Even if no one recommends you, you should be allowed to join." Chao Gai said calmly.

"..." Hua Rong thought of Shiyong's venomous snake in his pants, compared with Chao Gai's grandeur, which made him burst into tears with shame: "King Chao... is really a righteous man!"

"...What's the matter, suddenly so excited..." Chao Gai took Hua Rong into his arms: "Don't cry, don't cry..."

Song Jiang sprayed the old blood of the two of them who were embracing each other: "You two are robbing and forming CP at the same time!!! And why did the topic suddenly change? What the hell is I!??"

Chao Gai gave Song Jiang a look of contempt for ants: "You...? You are just passing by, cosplaying a failed coser of a failed character. Don't stand here and affect the atmosphere of our hug."

"..." Song Jiang pulled out a brick from the ground with black lines all over his face, intending to kill the two of them on the spot, but two hands behind him stretched out and pinched his arm, Zhang Qian, Li Wanjuhua There is an arrow embedded in it to hold Song Jiang: "In this case, we will not bother."

Chao Gai hugged Hua Rong affectionately and nodded, Zhang Qian and Li Wan led Song Jiang with chrysanthemum flowers and arrows and gradually walked into the distance, Song Jiang's roaring voice kept echoing in the distance: "Didn't you two come out to rob?" !!!”

In a blink of an eye, he had already walked out of the border of Jeju, Song Jiang lowered his head and sighed: "My tragic life..."

"Don't be discouraged, sir. As the saying goes, there is no way out, and there is no way out, and there is another village." Zhang Qian said.

"If you don't experience wind and rain, how can you see a rainbow, you have to believe that a bright tomorrow is waiting for you." Li Wan said.

"It's you two, why don't you let me paste that brick?"

"What's the reason for angering the criminals and taking Si's life?"

"Protecting the safe arrival of prisoners at their destination is our inescapable duty to deportation officials!"

"Which two horse riders just pushed me out to buy gold and silver!!!"

Zhang Qian and Li Wan looked around, pretending to be looking at the scenery, and whistled: "Ah! Look! This is another village!" The two of them pointed at a mountain covered with green pines and cypresses in unison. There is a big stone in front of the ridge engraved with the three characters of "Jieyang Ridge". If you continue to walk along the path on the ridge, you will see a curtain of wine floating on the mountainside.

Seeing the three people in the wine curtain, I felt hungry. When I walked forward, I saw a hut under the wine curtain, with its back against the cliff and the door facing the strange tree. A big man was leaning against the door. He waved: "Fate!"

Zhang Qian and Li Wan looked at each other: "What did he say?" "He said fate..."

Song Jiang just took a step forward and asked: "That big man, is your place a hotel? Do you sell wine and meat?"

The big man nodded and stretched out his hand to signal them to enter the store: "Fate."

The three of them walked into the store, and saw that the store furnishings were also very ordinary. The big man brought a plate of cooked beef and three bowls of hot wine: "Fate."

Zhang Qian and Li Wan continued to look at each other: "What did he say?" "He's still talking about his fate..."

"Don't be weird, don't be weird," Song Jiang explained: "There are many strange people and strange things in this river and lake. Those who can open a shop on this strange mountain must be some amazing people. Let's try the wine and meat here first."

"What the secretary said is true." Zhang Qian and Li Wan nodded, picked up the wine and drank it down. Song Jiang also picked up the bowl, took a sip, and said in his heart, 'it's just ordinary village wine', but he did it anyway. bowl.Putting down the bowl of wine, Song Jiang saw the two gentlemen glaring and spitting, and fell back. Song Jiang hurriedly stood up: "Ah, this wine is not very strong, why do you get drunk after eating a bowl?" After that, I felt a whirl and fell to the ground with a snap.

Let’s say that when Chao Gai Huarong returned to the mountain in the evening, Wu Yong was sitting on the open space at the gate of the camp, leaning on the binoculars and waiting for the night to watch the stars. He was bored and read a piece of "Yuncheng Evening News": "Come back? Can you come back today?" Have you ever robbed some gold and silver?"

"No." Chao Gai shook his head: "Brother Hua Rong shot some wild geese and roasted them to eat at night."

"Oh, so, by the way, have you read today's news?"

"What news?"

Wu Yong shook the newspaper in his hand: "Song Jiang's father is not dead, he just missed him, and used the news of his death to make him go home. It seems that he was arrested by the government just after meeting, and the cumulonimbus cloud above his head is too conspicuous." Haha. It is said that he was sent to Jiangzhou. During the two days of robbery, pay attention to the prisoners in the past. He is kind to us. He was robbed to the mountain and saved from that prison... Hey, why do you two have such unnatural expressions? ?”

Chao Gai and Hua Rong supported their foreheads in pain: "Fuck, I'm so broke..."

☆, the legendary unpaid leave

The sound of sharpening a knife echoed in his ears, and Song Jiang opened his eyes in a daze.

The big man was sharpening a gleaming silver pig-killing machete. The slightly dark room was filled with the smell of blood, and a human leg was hanging in front of Song Jiang.

Song Jiang was stunned: "Damn it? I often heard that there are restaurants in Jianghu who turn their customers into human meat buns. I didn't expect to meet them!"

Hearing the sound, the big man stood up, and the blade and teeth flashed at the same time: "Fate!" After the flash, he walked over with the knife in his hand, and began to pick Song Jiang's clothes with his hands.

"Hey, hey, hey, molestation!" Song Jiang shouted naked, "It's not good for everyone to be a man!"

The big man put the pig-killing machete on the tip of Song Jiang's nose, and Song Jiang laughed with cold sweat all over his face: "Good man! You can grill it if you like it! It's healthier to grill it! I don't mind! The villain doesn't mind at all!"

Then the big man quickly tore off Song Jiang's clothes and trousers, and Song Jiang was extremely embarrassed in wearing a pair of shorts: "Good man! I can't describe it in Fat Times! You see, this thing has so little fabric, so I will leave it for the villain." Let's go! Hero, have you ever heard of the death of dignity? Anyway, let the villain leave the dignity of the last pants..."

The pig-killing machete was pressed against the tip of Song Jiang's nose again, and Song Jiang sneered with cold sweat all over his face: "A man! Take it off if you like it! What dignity is nothing compared to a man who is happy!"

So the big man tore off his underpants, and a bright little holy light bloomed in this small room. With this holy light, Song Jiang saw that the room was full of human limbs!It's really a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood!The picture of Qian Li Wanzheng hanging on the opposite wall was already trembling with fright, almost fainting!

The big man looked at Song Jiang's body and frowned, then forced the knife on Song Jiang's neck artery.

This is bloodletting before slaughtering pigs!Song Jiang panicked: "Hero! Hero! There is still an elderly father waiting for the villain to go back to support the villain! The hero will kill two people! For my old father's sake!"

The big man's hands began to exert force, and Song Jiang stretched his head to the other side in horror: "Good man, good man! Look at me, I'm short, black and ugly! My short, black and ugly genes invade your body How can the body change your height, skin color and appearance! My meat must be dry and smelly and full of parasites, and I will be poor for three generations if I eat it! I absolutely cannot eat it!"

The big man was unmoved, Song Jiang felt that his skin had been cut open: "A good man!!! There is an ultimate curse on the villain that it will rain wherever he goes!!! If you eat the villain This curse has come to you!!!"

"Wait!" A shout came from the door suddenly: "It's really strange. Since they came, why has this group of cumulonimbus clouds gathered on the ridge forever?" One person said and walked over, followed by two people. followers.

The big man moved the knife away, and the skin of his neck was slightly stained with blood, and Song Jiang let out a sigh of relief.

The man walked up to him and held Song Jiang's chin: "You man, as far as I know, there is only one in the whole country who has this curse. What is your name?"

"That's a villain! My surname is Song Mingjiang! People in Jianghu call it Timely Rain!"

"Oh! You are the one who claims to be the protagonist of this book?"

"That's right! It's me! It's not just a title! My protagonist is well-deserved!"

"Wow! It's really Song Jiang!" The man looked excited: "Wow! This book is so bad because of you! It's so bad that I can't read it anymore! Brother, give me the knife! I want Chop him into two drawers of steamed buns yourself!"

"Fuck Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya!" Song Jiang was terrified: "The book will end without the main character!"

"Let's end it when it's over! What can I do! What's the point of updating on National Day? This shit is the legendary unpaid overtime! The author has a lot of grievances! Let me help the author to relieve himself!" the man said. Aim at Song Jiang's chest and raise the pig-killing machete high!

"Wait, wait! Good man!! You not only killed the villain and this book, but you also killed yourself!!!"

The man's movements faltered: "How do you say that?"

"Hero! The concept of the end of the book is that the book has come to an end, and the author will not continue writing. The end of the book is also the end of the life trajectories of the characters in the book! Are you willing to let the author free yourself? And end the trajectory of your own life!?"

The man put down the knife and scratched his head: "It's really, I was almost cheated by the author."

"Yes, yes! The hero is really reasonable!"

The man waved his hand, and the two attendants behind him put Song Jiang and Zhang Qian and Li Wan down. Song Jiang hurriedly put on his underpants and burst into tears: "Dare to ask the strong man Gao's name!"

The man replied: "My surname is Li Mingjun, and people in the Jianghu call him Hun Jianglong. This shopkeeper is Li Li, and people in the Jianghu call him the judge."

The big man who opened the shop cupped his fists and said, "Fate."

Song Jiang raised his forehead in pain: "I finally know why he only said this one word."

Li Jun pointed to the two attendants behind him: "These two, one is Fanjiang Mirage Tongwei, and the other is Out of the Cave Jiao Tongmeng."

Song Jiang bowed deeply happily: "Although I was frightened today, I met four heroes! This is really the luck of Song Jiang's life!"

"Fortunately, your sister? Who wants to get acquainted with you?" Li Jun grabbed his collar: "A rotten person stinks a book! If you die like a dog, get out of here!" Kick him out the door!

Song Jiang was kicked and rolled out of the hut on the spot, and in front of the hut is the mountain road on the ridge!He rolled along the mountain road all the way to the bottom of the mountain!It rolled so that his nose was bruised, his face was swollen and his whole body was bruised and purple. . .While lying on the ground in pain, the grass around him shook for a while, and a tiger's face suddenly poked out from inside!

"Damn it!" Song Jiang jumped up from the ground in surprise: "I just got out of the human meat bun shop and met a big bug in a blink of an eye! My rough life!" He turned around and was about to run!But Zhang Qian and Li Wan rolled down from the ridge and hit him accurately!Song Jiang screamed and was crushed to the ground, listening to Zhang Qian and Li Wan grunting in pain and the tiger's approaching steps!

Non-human species are immune to the mouth, what should be done in this situation?Song Jiang curled up under Zhang Qian and Li Wan, only begging the tiger to eat him from above, and after eating Zhang Qian and Li Wan, he would die. . .

"Hello, three." A clear voice came from above.

It's over!It has been counted to three!Did not run away!Song Jiang's whole body trembled violently!Suddenly he realized something, how could that big worm speak human language?Could it be that the tiger's face is blind to oneself?He poked his head out slowly to have a look!

He saw a tiger man like Yanshun Wangying, and the tiger man muttered: "The three of you have passed out...? Oh, this one is still awake!"

Although tiger people can also eat people, they can understand human language anyway!Song Jiang was overjoyed when he saw that the invalid mark on Zuidun's skill disappeared!Still trembling, he said, "Hello! Is there anything wrong?"

The tiger man also trembled slightly covering the chrysanthemum with his hands and his expression was very bad: "That... can I entrust you with something?"

Seeing that he was polite, Song Jiang let go of his courage: "Of course, as long as it's not too troublesome."

"Don't worry, this matter will not be troublesome. Jieyang Town is not far ahead. I ask you to go to the medical center and help me buy a box of Xieliding..."

"...That's it?"

"That's right."

"Okay, put it on me!" Song Jiang got out and patted his chest!

"Benefactor!" The tiger man burst into tears of gratitude!Suddenly, a violent torrent rushed towards the chrysanthemum again!He hurriedly rushed back to the grass, bent over and pulled away, and a smell of dung wafted along with the wind. . .

Zhang Qian and Li Wan also shook their arms and legs under the attack of the smell of dung: "What the hell smells so bad!"

"Then let's leave here as soon as possible. There is Jieyang Town not far ahead. Let's go there and find a medical clinic for treatment." Song Jiang said while pinching his nose. Is it paper?"

"Bring it." Song Jiang took out a bag of toilet paper and squeezed it into the grass and handed it to the tiger man. Suddenly he was curious about what the tiger man's Xiang would look like, so he bent down to have a look!

I saw that Xiang was in the standard light yellow lump shape, and there seemed to be a row of regular regular script characters engraved on Xiang's body.

Song Jiang took a closer look again, and saw that what was engraved on that Xiang was--predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!

"...Senpai, what are you going to do to me?"

"Sorry, I was just curious..."

☆、Xie Liting is a sacred object that cannot be desecrated

Walking down the Jieyang Ridge, you can see Jieyang Town not far away.

After casually asking a few passers-by, Song Jiang led the two gentlemen to Jieyang Pharmacy.

"Hey, three, three, welcome, what medicine do you want to grab?" A man with a hippie smile hurriedly greeted the guest when he saw him.

"Take a box of Xa Listop."

"Xie Liting?" The smile on the man's face gradually disappeared: "Who is it for?"

"In Jieyang Ridge, I met a tiger man with a lot of diarrhea, so I helped him along the way, ahaha, it's fun to help others." Song Jiang said lightly.

"Where did you come from to join the army as a thief? Do you dare to come here to buy Xie Liding?"

"Ah?"

That Han raised his fist at Song Jiang and hit him!Song Jiang took a step back in a panic, and his fist hit the wooden yoke firmly!

"Damn it!" Song Jiang exclaimed: "Guard!" Zhang Qian and Li Wan rushed up after hearing the sound!While the man was rubbing his fists, one of them squeezed his arm and pressed it on the counter!

Nahan was forced to lie on the counter and raised his buttocks.

"Okay! How dare you kill me just by buying a Xie Liting? What? I'm a corpsman looking down on me? Uncle's crimes are all earth-shattering! You, a drug dealer, want to come and beat me?" Song Jiang walked away. He came forward and used the horn of the wooden shackle to touch the Han's chrysanthemum!

"That..." Zhang Qian and Li Wan reminded: "Because of a few words of tongue and holding a controlled knife in hand, he attempted to assassinate a woman and child in the street. It is something earth-shattering..."

"Shut up! Don't expose me!" Song Jiang twisted the corner of the wooden shackle back and forth on the man's chrysanthemum: "You dare to be so negligent when you buy a Xieliding! I want to buy a Liuwei Dihuang Wan, and you can't go to heaven. ah!"

"How dare you touch my precious chrysanthemum!" The man gritted his teeth and tried not to make any strange noises: "My brother will never let you go!"

"Oh, there is another brother! Are you a primary school student who recognizes his brother everywhere? I will tell you today!" Song Jiang ruthlessly crushed the man's chrysanthemum with the corner of the wooden yoke: "My wooden yoke has four corners! In addition The three corners are reserved for crushing your elder brother's chrysanthemum! Just let him come here!"

After finishing speaking, Song Jiang stood up vigorously, walked into the counter swaggeringly, picked up a box of Xie Liting, and then took out a tael of silver and put it on the man's face: "Let's go!"

Then he bumped into something head-on. He looked up and found that he was shrouded in a shadow. The big men whose heads reached the top of the door frame were standing at the door of the medical hall. Song Jiang was hitting his sturdy basketball-like body. On top of the big belly.

The big man shouted: "Who is it that said to use the other three corners of the wooden yoke to crush my chrysanthemum?"

Zhang Qian and Li Wan quickly kept a distance from Song Jiang and pointed: "It's him!"

Song Jiang is demented.

"Oh! It's you, the thief who is supporting the army." The big man stretched out his hand and lifted Song Jiang up like a chicken, and Song Jiang was shaking violently: "Jie...just now, it was a villain who got his way and talked randomly. Said it! Ah ha ha ha man, you are so handsome and burly, you will definitely not mind, right!"

"I'm very concerned about riding a horse!" The big man pinched Song Jiang in his hand and shook it back and forth: "There is no one in Jieyang Town who should say such things to our Mu family! Tell me! ! Do you want to die or not to live?"

"I don't think about any of them! A good man spares his life! Never kill a villain! I am the protagonist of this book! If the protagonist dies, the book will be over!"

"Yo!" The big man looked at his face carefully: "Who is the main character so short, so dark, so ugly, so unworthy? And because of a few words of tongue, he used a controlled knife to assassinate women and children in the street? Is he a man? And he even tried? You What is a guy like that doing in this world?"

"I'm wronged! That woman can't stand the unreasonable stalking! The attempt failed because my father stopped me at the right time!"

"Go to hell!" The big man pulled out a big shiny kitchen knife from behind!

"Brother! Wait!" The man climbed up from the counter: "These two gentlemen grabbed my arms just now! It's because of them that they controlled me so that this thief can touch my ass!"

"Wow!" The big man glanced at Zhang Qian and Li Wan!The two of them trembled violently!

"Brother! Wait a minute! The bandit trooper just said that the tiger man was under Jieyang Ridge, so he simply arrested the tiger man and put the four of them together on the spot to show our Mu family's prestige!"

"Okay!" The big man stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhang Qian and Li Wan and clamped them both under his arm like corn: "I'll send these three pinches home first, and you take a flying horse to catch that tiger man! "

The big man held Song Jiang between Zhang Qian and Li Wan and walked out of the hospital. Outside was the bustling market. Song Jiang looked at the pedestrians in the town and shouted: "Killer! Help!"

Pedestrians heard the sound and looked around. When they saw the big man's face, they all lowered their heads and pretended not to see anything. The big man sneered and said, "This Jieyang Town is my hometown! No one will come even if you call out the chrysanthemums." Save you!"

Looking at the people in this town, Song Jiang was deeply moved by the indifference of human feelings. While howling, he was taken to a large mansion on the edge of the town. He threw it inside and locked the door.

"It's all up to you!" Zhang Qian and Li Wan kicked Song Jiang in displeasure: "The villain succeeds! It also hurt us both!"

"Who would have thought that his brother would appear just like that! After all, why did that man change his face when he heard that I wanted to buy Xieliding?"

"..." Zhang Qian and Li Wan were silent, and the two of them thought for a long time: "Maybe, people in this town regard Xieting as a sacred object that cannot be desecrated?"

"...I really didn't hear that there was fetishism in the Song Dynasty, so what's wrong with worshiping!?"

"...Then what else could be the reason..." The door of the room opened when the three of them were thinking about it, and the tiger man was also thrown into the room.

As the door of the house was closed again, the tiger man smiled at them in embarrassment: "Oh, I'm really sorry that I seem to have troubled you."

"Wu Nahu, we are thinking about a very serious problem. I don't know if you know some reasons." Song Jiang leaned over: "Why did the drug seller change his face when we said we wanted Xie Liting?"

"This," the tiger man smiled embarrassingly again: "The villain's surname is Xue Mingyong, and he has suffered from diarrhea since he was born, and it has been incurable for a long time, so people in the world call him a big bug."

"I was born with chronic diarrhea! It's too tragic for people in the world to say that it happened!"

"So this villain Xieliting has to be eaten. That day when the villain came to eat in Jieyang Town, he suddenly felt like eating. It happened that the diarrhea that he carried with him