Water Xu Chuan

He ate it up immediately, so the villain filled up the restroom of that restaurant, and it became overwhelmed and overflowing. . . "

"It can fill up the toilet and overflow! This diarrhea is too destructive!"

"In the end, not only a toilet was overflowed, but even a restaurant was overflowed. The owner of that store didn't stop Mu Hong! The villain was beaten up and kicked out of the restaurant. He had to go to the medical clinic to buy medicine. The owner of the shop is Mu Hong's younger brother, Xiaozhe Mu Chun! The villain was beaten up again, and then lived on the street for another street, so he was kicked out of Jieyang Town...so he had to live outside the town and suffer from diarrhea ..."

"Such a miserable life..." Song Jiang, Zhang Qian and Li Wan couldn't stop sighing: "That's right, the nicknames of these two brothers are so strange."

"What's so strange? Mu Hong doesn't wear pants all the year round, so people in the Jianghu say he has no pants. And Mu Chun, he only wears a pair of small pants with a strap all the year round, so people in the Jianghu call them "little pants". Later, they thought pants sounded ugly, so they changed it to blocked."

"It can be a nickname even if you don't wear pants!!! The two of them just changed the name and continued to use it with peace of mind!??"

The door of the door suddenly opened with a bang, and the two brothers Mu Hong and Mu Chun appeared at the door and said in unison: "I seem to hear someone calling me handsome behind my back!"

"..." Xue Yong, Song Jiang, Zhang Qian and Li Wan were silent for 2 minutes and nodded like chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes! You are very, very, very handsome!!!"

"Hey!" The two brothers sneered, "It's useless to say we're handsome! Let's drag the four of you to the crossroads in the center of the town and behead them for public display!"

☆. Diarrhea is a life-saving skill!

The two brothers of the Mu family roared: "These four of you will be dragged to the crossroads in the center of the town and beheaded for public display!"

Song Jiang Xue Yong roared: "What the hell is the alliance!!!"

Zhang Qian and Li Wan hid in the corner and roared: "The point is that we are going to be beheaded in public!!!"

The two brothers of the Mu family stretched out their sinful hands towards Song Jiang Xue Yong!

That's right, the point is to be beheaded!Song Jiang stepped back, looking at Xue Yong's chrysanthemum, he suddenly had an idea!

"Brother Xue! Are you still having diarrhea?"

Xue Yong trembled: "Diarrhea is like the wind, and it always accompanies me."

"Excellent! Brother Xue! Quickly lift your hips and use fart power to propel these two villains!"

"...Why?"

"Snapshot, I do what I say!" Xue Yong hurriedly raised his buttocks and opened his chrysanthemums to release his fart power to push forward!The wind blowing from the stomach and carrying the fragments of diarrhea hit Mu Chun and Mu Hong head and face!

"Ah!!!" Mu Chun and Mu Hong screamed and fell into the sea of ​​diarrhea in an instant!The two of them were beaten and forced to back away and finally exited the room: "How can you repair that you dare to play tricks!"

Song Jiang happily hugged Xue Yong's head: "Brother Xue! The hope of our life is shining in your chrysanthemums!" He turned his head and looked at Zhang Qian and Li Wan: "Quickly put Brother Xue up! Use his chrysanthemum to break through the enemy's defenses!"

Zhang Qian lifted Xue Yong's left leg, Li Wan lifted Xue Yong's right leg, and Song Jiang lifted his upper body like a bazooka!The three of them rushed out of the hut carrying this big killer!

"Stop them!" The Mu brothers waved their hands, and countless servants appeared like a flood with sticks and mops!And Song Jiang carried Xue Yong's head, and the wind of diarrhea completely submerged the tide of servants like a huge wave!Zhang Qian and Li Wan lifted Xue Yong's legs to form a self-moving stand!Xue Yong's chrysanthemum kept spewing flames and swept away everyone who rushed up from the entire Mu family, who turned their backs on their backs and cried for their father and mother!

Song Jiang was overjoyed, they used firepower to suppress all the members of the Mu family and went out and opened the door!And outside is that glorious world overflowing with the breath of freedom and life!

Zhang Qian and Li Wan sighed in unison: "For the first time, I feel that the air outside smells so good."

"Quick! We still have the possibility of being caught back now! Find a small road and run!" Song Jiang put down Xue Yong and urged them, and several people hurriedly walked on a small road and ran towards Jiangzhou.

"A bunch of idiots!!!" Mu Chun looked at the servants who were crying for their fathers and mothers, and roared, smelling the smell of excrement all over the house: "So many people can't stop them!? Hurry up and catch them with me!" return!!"

The servants there were afraid of the power of Xue Yong's chrysanthemum cannon, they just pretended to be injured and couldn't get up on the ground.

"Wow! If you can't catch a few of them back, I'll leave it to you to do the cleaning work in this house!!!"

The servants hurriedly got up from the ground and chased him out.

Song Jiang and the others ran along the path, and found a big river in front of them, and the path just disappeared into the river.

"This is Jieyang River." Xue Yongru said.

"Oh oh oh! It's so vast!" Zhang Qian and Li Wan exclaimed.

"Oh! It's really rough and the water is so fast! It's a majestic scene!" Song Jiang sighed: "It's a fool!!! We are here to escape, not to travel! Why is there such a wide and fast river here! !!"

"Choose another road before it's too late..." Xue Yong turned around and saw a group of servants from the Mu family chasing him from afar: "What a fool!!! How do they know we're going along this road! ?”

"Hahahaha!" Mu Chun shouted from a distance: "Just follow the smell of diarrhea all the way!"

"It's all you!!!" Song Jiang, Zhang Qian and Li Wan picked up Xue Yong and were about to throw him into the river. Xue Yong panicked: "Three, three! If you weren't a villain, how would you get out of that room? I'm afraid now He must have been beheaded for public display!"

"Yeah..." Song Jiang, Zhang Qian and Li Wan put him down: "If you hadn't told us to buy a horse, we would have gotten involved in this matter!? Or because of you!!!" said Then they picked him up again and threw him into the river!

Xue Yong panicked again: "Three three! If the Mu's people who threw the villain into the river rushed up, you would have no good results! If you set up the villain and shoot them first to resist them for a while, maybe there will be some miracles occur!"

Song Jiang, Zhang Qian and Li Wan stared at him seriously: "What miracle mouth? Has your diarrhea stopped?"

Xue Yong held his forehead in pain, and suddenly the side light from the corner of his eye saw something moving through his fingers!He hastily removed his hands from his face, but saw a boat rolling out of the reeds!

"Look! A miracle really happened!" He pointed to the boat!Song Jiang, Zhang Qian and Li Wan waved Xue Yong towards the boat: "Boater! Hurry up and sail the boat to save us!! I will give you as much money as you want!!!"

The boatman slowly brought the boat to the shore, and several people jumped into the boat in a panic. The boatman shook the oar, and the boat wobbled and drifted towards the middle of the river.

Seeing the group of people on the bank chasing to the river, Mu Chun shouted towards the river: "The boatman! Get the boat to the shore quickly! There is a silver reward for you!"

The four of Song Jiang were terrified in the cabin: "Boater! Don't dock! We'll give you more money!"

The boatman nodded his head and kept paddling, the boat got farther and farther away from the shore and gradually reached the middle of the river, and Song Jiang and the others let out a sigh of relief.

Then he watched the boatman bring out a barbecue grill from the cabin, the charcoal fire on it was still roaring, he grabbed a handful of cumin and sprinkled it on the four of Song Jiang.

"Hey?" The four of Song Jiang were stunned: "Hey, hey? What are you doing?"

The boatman pulled out a knife from behind his back in embarrassment: "Master's surname is Zhang Mingheng! He likes to eat human flesh and barbecue in the boat! People in the rivers and lakes call it Chuanhuo!"

"Hey?" The four of Song Jiang continued to be dazed: "Hey hey hey hey hey!!?"

The boatman looked at the four of them with saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth: "It's a tiger man... I haven't eaten such a rare species... Today is really a blessing..."

Song Jiang, Zhang Qian and Li Wan immediately presented Xue Yong's five-flower tie respectfully: "Boss! You can enjoy it to your heart's content!"

Xue Yong was in a daze: "Damn it!!?"

The boatman took Xue Yong and nodded to the three of Song Jiang: "Good people! Good people's nonsense! Although the master likes to cut and roast people while they are still alive, seeing that the three of you are so respectful, kill them first and then roast them." .”

"The result is still going to die!!!" Song Jiang, Zhang Qian and Li Wan looked at the river in horror: "Why don't we jump into the river!"

"The water is so fast! Can you swim?"

"I won't." "I won't either." "I won't either."

"Three people who can't swim are talking about jumping into the river!"

"Hey." Song Jiang and the others discussed, and Zhang Heng, the boatman, put Xue Yong whole on the grill as if he had found a treasure.

"Aww!!!" Xue Yong screamed and rolled off the grill, Zhang Heng stepped on his side butt and pulled out the knife: "Let's eat! Fresh tiger meat!"

If this continues, you will really die!You can't let mermaid like this!Xue Yongxin raised his buttocks in a hurry, opened his chrysanthemum, and used the diarrhea-stained fart to propel it!Zhang Heng was instantly covered in indescribable substance!Zhang Heng was stunned for a moment, then smelled it on himself, suddenly fell down on the side of the boat, facing the river, and vomited!

"Yeah..." Xue Yong heaved a sigh of relief and Zhang Heng got up and kicked him hard: "Wow, I'm disgusting, sir! I'll pull a reed stick to block your chrysanthemum later!"

Zhang Heng wiped his face and felt that the tiger man could not eat for the time being, so he looked at Song Jiang and the other three who were still discussing jumping into the river. . .Well, there are two gentlemen and one supporting army. These two supporting troops are tall and big and seem to have a lot of oil and water, but this supporting army is short, black and ugly, which looks very different.

"It's up to you! Presumably your taste must be different!" Zhang Heng grabbed Song Jiang and clamped the knife around his neck!

Song Jiang was taken aback and fell into a violent tremor for an instant: "Listen to me, hero!"

"Oh? Last words? Say it."

"If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, there are successors in the great cause of stargazing

Zhang Heng was full of admiration: "Is it your last words that will be broken down next time? It's really unique! After the last words are finished, it's time to send you on your way!"

Song Jiang panicked: "Yeah, that's not what the villain wanted to say! The despicable author forcibly changed what the villain really wanted to say!"

"Oh? Then what were you going to say?"

"The villain originally planned to say that the hero should spare his life!"

Zhang Heng raised his knife!

"Hey man, listen to me again! The villain is the protagonist of this book! If the villain dies, the hero will disappear!"

"Hahahaha the protagonist is just your face and figure?" Zhang Heng pointed at the tip of his nose and laughed!Shrugging his shoulders, the saber slashed at Song Jiang's face!

Song Jiang hurriedly squatted down with his head in his arms!He was originally short, but this squatting made Zhang Heng stumble and stagger!At this moment of life and death, I don't care whether I can swim or not!He squatted down and jumped into the water!

The water was so cold that it completely enveloped him the moment he jumped in, pouring it into his ears, nose and mouth desperately!After struggling for a long time, he finally poked his head out of the water and took a breath: "Help!"

"Hey, being buried in my stomach is a compliment to you! If you don't know how to compliment, you can sink in the river and feed the fish!" Zhang Heng pulled up the oar to pat Song Jiang, and Song Jiang hugged the oar tightly and refused to let go!

"Two, two! Isn't it your duty to protect the prisoners!" Zhang Qian and Li Wan were stunned when they heard the shout, and they were about to go up, but they were stared back by Zhang Heng!

"Counsel! Brother Xue! Song Jiang's situation is all because of you! Please save me!" Xue Yong walked towards Zhang Heng when he heard this shout!

Zhang Heng also stared at him fiercely, and he gnawed on Zhang Heng's ass!

The tiger man's teeth are much sharper than humans, and that row of big canine teeth has an extremely excellent gnawing effect bonus!

"Ah!!! My incomparably fit little electric buttocks!!!" Zhang Heng let go of his hand to cover his buttocks with a scream!

So the oar was let go like that, and with a swish, Song Jiang hugged the oar and went down the river: "Ah? Yeah, brother Xue, what a good thing you have done!!!"

"Get down!" Zhang Heng twisted his butt back and forth, trying to throw Xue Yong down!

"Brother Zhang!" Zhang Qian and Li Wan came up together: "Let's help you get him down, can you stop roasting us?"

"Go, go, go!"

So Zhang Qian and Li Wan grabbed Xue Yong's legs and began to pull them out vigorously like a carrot!

There was more and more severe pain on the buttocks, and Zhang Heng felt a premonition of something bad!He screamed: "What are you going to do when you pull him off my ass like this!!!"

At this moment, Xue Yong and Zhang Heng separated!There is still a large piece of torn meat in its mouth!Zhang Qian and Li Wan threw Xue Yong into the river and saluted: "Boss! The mission has been successfully completed!"

"My electric ass...my tiger flesh..." Zhang Heng lay on the side of the boat in pain and watched Xue Yong disappear with the Song River downstream, he slowly turned his head and smiled: "Ouch It’s really hard work for you.”

"Where is it! Boss, you are flattering! This is what a younger brother should do!" Zhang Qian and Li Wan also laughed.

Zhang Heng stood up and picked up the knife: "My twerk...my tiger flesh..."

"Yeah, big brother, you said you wouldn't roast us to eat! A gentleman's words are hard to follow!"

Zhang Heng smiled grimly: "If you don't want to bake it, then stew it."

"Yahahahah!!!"

'Brother, I have a secret. 'The turbulent water rippled along the body, gradually overflowed into the body, and overflowed into the heart. . .Floating and floating. . .Song Jiang opened his eyes slightly, and saw that floating above his head was the big willow tree in front of his house.

'Brother, listen to me carefully, I have a secret! 'Song Qing sat beside him, his smile fluttered along with the willow branches.

'What secret?If you want to speak out, then tell me. '

Song Qing's expression became tangled, and his face was blushing: "Brother. . . '

'Um? '

'I like you. '

'Silly brother, I like you too. '

'No, it's not love between brothers, it's love!It is the love that wants to marry you and grow old together! '

'Fuck! ? '

'Brother, please don't reject me! 'Song Qing hugged Song Jiang and threw him down!Little by little, his lips stretched towards Song Jiang's face!Song Jiang was sweating profusely: "What the hell kind of development is this?Hurry up, we are biological brothers! ! ! '

However, the soft and moist thing still stuck to Song Jiang's face. . .Then there seemed to be an unbearable stench emanating from the thing. . .

'younger brother. . .How long has it been since you brushed your teeth. . . 'Song Jiang felt that he was going to be breathless, so he opened his eyes desperately!

In front of him was not the big willow tree in front of his house, nor Song Qing, he let out a sigh of relief: "Oh, what a broken dream..."

However, there was something soft, wet and smelly sticking to his face. He frowned and got up, only to find that there were pebbles under his body. It turned out that he had been washed to a shoal by the current.

And the thing stuck to his face just now is - he found Xue Yong lying in front of him, Xue Yong's pants had long since disappeared, and the chrysanthemum was still flaunting its power and rising and falling. . .

"Damn it!!!" Song Jiang wailed, tore off his face, stuffed it into the river, poured two big bags of Tide, and frantically rinsed it!

Xue Yong also gradually woke up, he got up and spat out the meat in his mouth: "Where is this?"

Next to him, Song Jiang, whose face smelled like washing powder, silently handed him a grass skirt: "It's braided, put it on quickly."

"Thank you benefactor!" Xue Yong put on the grass skirt happily: "Ah, why did my pants disappear?"

"I want to ask this question too!!!"

"...The benefactor said in that boat that he is the protagonist of this book? The protagonist of this book is the well-known Timely Rain Song Jiang Song Gongming! Could it be that the benefactor..."

"That's right, I'm that hard worker."

Xue Yong turned his head and bowed: "The benefactor! No wonder you are so loyal!" He affectionately pulled Song Jiang's hand and kissed affectionately: "Ah, the hand of the protagonist in the legend! The villain's life is worth it!"

"It's worth your sister!!!"

"Ah, the pectoral muscles of the legendary protagonist! The triceps of the legendary protagonist! The sphincter muscle of the legendary protagonist!"

"Damn it!!!" Song Jiang knocked him away with a big slap in the face: "Don't touch my chrysanthemum!!! Stop making trouble! First find out where we are now?"

"Well, the villain has been wandering the rivers and lakes all year round, and he is very familiar with the Jiangzhou area." Xue Yong said confidently: "As long as you can determine the direction, the villain can lead you to Jiangzhou, and observe the Big Dipper at night! "

"Okay!" Song Jiang and Xue Yong sat down happily and looked at the sky. The timeline moved from day to night, and then from night to day. Xue Yong was very surprised: "Hey? Why can't I see the stars? Is it already the next morning? The weather forecast says it will be sunny this week? How come this cumulonimbus cloud keeps falling over us?"

Song Jiang held his forehead in pain: "This is the special effects accessory of the protagonist, the next endless tracking type ultimate cumulonimbus... I should have thought that I would not be able to see the stars..."

Xue Yong patted him on the shoulder seriously: "The sun always comes after the storm, please believe in the rainbow!"

Song Jiang tilted his head in a daze: "Anxin, they will come out after I die."

"Then what should we do? How can we determine the direction without stargazing?"

"...Brother Xue is here to watch the stars first, and I will take this cumulonimbus cloud away from you." Song Jiang stood up and walked a few steps forward, walking about 20 meters through a clump Behind the dense forest, he found a tall city wall behind the forest, and there was a small city gate under the wall, and the word 'Jiangzhou' was clearly engraved on the gate!

Song Jiang could no longer restrain the trembling all over his body: "... 20 meters... Last night, I... unexpectedly squatted by the riverside watching the stars all night with that mentally handicapped person. . . ”

☆、It must be the wrong way to open

Jiangzhou, now Jiujiang City, Jiangxi Province.

Well, although the economic development of Jiangxi Province is not optimistic now, Jiangzhou at that time was a good place for individuals to store money and food.The magistrate of Jiangzhou was surnamed Cai, and his double name was Dezhang. He was the ninth son of Cai Jing, so he was called Cai Jiuzhifu.

"Cai Jing, he doesn't have to pay a super-birth fine?" Song Jiang stared at the gate of the city.

"It's the Song Dynasty now. But benefactor, now that you're in Jiangzhou, what are your plans for the future?" Xue Yong asked.

"Of course, go to Jiangzhou Prison City first, and go home early to see the old father as soon as possible."

"The prison city is here, and I'll find an inn near the pharmacy." Xue Yong led him through a few streets to the gate of Jiangzhou prison city: "Benefactor, take care, if you have anything, remember to find me around the pharmacy .”

"Take care." Song Jiang cupped his fists, took a deep breath and walked into the prison.

Song Jiang went all the way into the hall and sang to the battalion officer. The battalion officer flipped through the file: "Are you Song Jiang, the new military support from Yuncheng?"

"It's the villain."

The battalion officer whispered a few words to the soldier next to him, and the soldier turned and walked out of the hall: "Where's your wooden shackle?"

"lost."

"Where is the gentleman who sent you here? Is he called Zhang Qian Li Wan?"

"It's lost too."

"..." Ying Guan put his chin in his silent hands and stared at him.

suspicious!So suspicious!How can a prisoner lose both the wooden shackle and the public servant along the way!Song Jiang himself is aware of this problem!What's even more suspicious is why did he come to the army by himself without public protection?Could it be that he is shaking M?

The Ying Guan stared for a while, stood up and walked towards Song Jiang. Song Jiang looked at Ying Guan's suspicious eyes and began to sweat, but Ying Guan passed him by and walked out of the hall without saying anything.

Although Song Jiang was the only one left in the hall, the atmosphere froze completely.

Footsteps came from behind, and a person pushed open the door and walked in: "Is this in the hall Song Gongming Timely Rain?"

He turned his head and saw a thin and dark-skinned man: "It's the villain."

"Oh! It's really ugly and unphotogenic!" The man sighed.

Song Jiang resisted the urge to pounce on him and strangle him to death and smiled: "Ahaha, each other."

"..." The man glared at him and said: "Dai Zong, people in the Jianghu are called Shenxing Taibao. Liang Shanpo Wu Xuexue entrusted me to take care of you here."

"At that time, they didn't take me up the mountain, but arranged for someone to take care of me..." Song Jiang muttered, "How come people in the Jianghu are called Shenxing Taibao?"

"Ahaha, I know how to perform magic tricks. I can tie charms on my legs. Two charms can travel five hundred miles a day, and four charms can travel eight hundred miles a day!"

Song Jiang took out a Frisbee from his sleeve, shook it in front of him and threw it out: "Prove yourself, and bring it back to me within two seconds."

Dai Zong turned his head and chased after him. After running two meters, he turned his head and roared: "What the hell are you walking the dog!??"

"Ah? Is it not attractive enough?" Song Jiang scratched his head and took out a bone and threw it out.

"..." Dai Zong resisted the urge to pounce on him and strangle him to death, and smiled: "This is not a place where you can talk... let's go out and find a restaurant."

Let's say Song Jiang Dai Zong found a restaurant nearby, picked a very quiet Accord, and told the waiter after the wine, meat and vegetables were served: "Don't come in if you have nothing to do."

Xiaoer nodded his head and stepped back. The moment the door closed, Dai Zong threw Song Jiang to the ground like a hungry tiger, pinching his neck with both hands: "I am the boss of Jiangzhou Prison City! No one dared to stand in front of me for many years. Throwing Frisbees and bones! Are you tired of work!?"

"It's not like you just said that I'm ugly and not photogenic when I met you!" Song Jiang also grabbed Dai Zong's neck tightly: "I'm taking the route of spiritual beauty! I don't care how ugly or photogenic I am. Come to you!"

The two of them grabbed each other's necks and rolled all over the floor!

The strangulation was so vigorous that there was a commotion downstairs, and the door was suddenly opened violently. It happened that Song Jiang rode on Dai Zong and grabbed his neck with his back facing the door!The person who opened the door was stunned and closed the door: "It must be the wrong way to open the door."

So this time the man kicked open the door with his feet, and it happened that Dai Zong was riding on Song Jiang's body and grabbed his neck with his back to the door!The man was stunned again: "Sure enough, the way to open it is still incorrect."

So this time the man pushed the door open with his butt, and it happened that Song Jiang was riding on Dai Zong, pinching his neck and facing the door!The man was stunned again: "The way to open it is not correct." After saying that, he was about to close the door, when Dai Zong saw the man!Dai Zong said in pain: "Iron... Niu... Quick... Help... I..."

Hearing this, the man walked up in big strides!The floor trembled with every step that huge figure took!Song Jiang raised his head in surprise, but saw a black and burly man walking over!The black man asked: "The surname is Dai, who is this ugly short black man?"

"... Ugly, short and black..." Song Jiang rolled his eyes and roared, "I'm taking the route of spiritual beauty!!!"

"...the surname is Dai..." Dai Zong rolled his eyes and roared, "I want...to call... Dai Jieji! Dai...the dean!"

The black man moved a bench and sat down, picked up the wine and meat on the table and started to eat: "Ahaha, two birds who pretend to be beautiful in spirit, you two must not be as beautiful in spirit as mine!"

"..." Song Jiang let go of the hand that pinched Dai Zong's neck: "Who is this black man?"

Dai Zong got up and tidied his clothes: "This black man is a small jailer under my command. His surname is Li Mingkui. He is from Baizhang Village, Yishui County, Yizhou. Everyone in the village calls him Li Tieniu. People in the Jianghu call him Black Xuanfeng."

"Oh oh oh!" Song Jiang shook hands with Dai Zong: "The enemy of an enemy is a friend." After shaking hands, the two roared and rushed forward!The four hands pinched Li Kui's neck straight!

Li Kui casually took out two large axes from behind and slashed them on Song Jiang Dai Zong's face!The two of them collapsed on the ground with blood sprayed on their faces and a hatchet on their faces: "They used weapons..."

Li Kui laughed and said: "Admit it! You are not as beautiful as I am! Why are we three ugly ghosts more beautiful than whose soul?"

"..." Dai Zong struggled to pull the ax out of his face: "Tie Niu, why are you looking for me?"

"The matter has been resolved!" Li Kui said wildly: "I just have no money and I'm greedy for wine and meat! By the way, Dai, you haven't told me who this guy is? Why are you two on the floor of this single room? It's so lingering that it can't be described?"

"Love your sister!!!" Song Jiang Dai Zong roared again: "We are just discussing wrestling skills!"

"Wrestling ♂ wrestling technique ♂..." Li Kui laughed.

"Tie Niu, you have learned badly from the author..." Dai Zong pointed to Song Jiang and introduced: "This is the famous Yuncheng of Jizhou, Song Jiang and Song Gongming are raining in time!"

"It's really Song Gongming!!?" Li Kui was taken aback and turned over and bowed: "Brother Gongming, I will be worshiped by Tieniu! Tieniu is wrong! You are the person with the most beautiful heart!"

"Please get up, please get up..." Song Jiang helped him up and forced a smile: "Why does he become even more angry and want to beat him to death after winning the title of the most beautiful..."

"Hahaha!" Dai Zong suddenly smiled unnaturally: "Tie Niu is an upright person, but he always causes trouble when his temper explodes. Tieniu has worshiped Brother Gongming for a long time. Since Brother Gongming came to the border of Jiangzhou, pedantic A letter came saying to let the villain take care of him, but unfortunately the villain is busy with work, why not let Tie Niu follow Brother Gongming to take care of him at any time, okay?"

"Good good!!!" Li Kui was overjoyed!

Song Jiang pondered for a moment and said: "This... Tieniu is Dean Dai's right-hand man, so it's not appropriate to distribute it to a villain like this..."

"Why is it not suitable!? Where is it not suitable!?" Li Kui roared: "Who dares to say that an inappropriate person will kill him with a straight ax!!!"

Song Jiang held his forehead in pain, wishing he could kill Dai Zong with his eyes.

"Hey hey!" Dai Zong got rid of a trouble and tricked Song Jiang, he was very happy: "Come and drink and eat meat! Come and taste the spicy fish soup, a specialty of Jiangzhou!"

Feeling extremely upset, let's make up for it with food. . .Ma De eats up to the wall and eats less than his monthly salary!Song Jiang stretched out his chopsticks towards the fish soup, picked up a piece of meat, dipped it in some soup, tasted it, and then put down his chopsticks.Dai Zong caught a piece of meat when he saw it, and frowned when he tasted it. Li Kui grabbed a handful of fish meat, stuffed it into his mouth, tasted it, and then threw the fish meat on the ground: "Xiao Er!!! Little Two!!!"

"Come on! What do you want from the guest officer!" Xiao Er ran up, and Li Kui picked up a whole bowl of spicy fish soup and poured it all over Xiao Er's body: "How dare you bring this rotten fish to my brother! !?"

Xiao Er held back his anger and apologized with a smile: "To tell you the truth, this fish was caught last night. Today's live fish is still in the cabin. The fishermen don't sell the boat teeth without the owner, so there is no good fresh fish."

Li Kui walked out with horoscope steps: "I'll grab two tails for my brother to eat!"

But Li Kui went downstairs and came to the river. He saw the fishing boats lined up. There were about seventy or eighty fishing boats tied to the willow trees by the river. There are also wild baths.

Li Kui walked towards the nearest boat, pulled the fisherman on board up and put his ears on his ears, and shouted, "Take the biggest fish in your boat!!! Pick two and bring them to me!!!"

The fisherman was pulled up suddenly, and when he turned his head, he saw Li Kui's vicious voice like thunder!The fisherman was so frightened that he could hardly speak: "I want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter!"

☆, Ray accidentally split

Li Kui held the fisherman and tilted his head and roared, "What??? What did you just say???"

The fisherman continued to tremble: "I want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter!"

"Split your sister!!!" Li Kui threw the fisherman into the river with his hands!He jumped into the boat and saw that there was a water tank at the bottom of the boat, and that cabin was full of live fish. He tried to catch the fish behind him, but it was so slippery that he couldn't catch it, so he saw a bamboo net beside him and went up. pull!

On this big river fishing boat, a hole is made in the stern to let the river water in, and then it is blocked by bamboo nets to feed the fish, so there are fresh fish in Jiangzhou.Li Kui just pulled out the bamboo net, and all the fish in that cabin swam out from the stern.

Seeing that their companions were injured, all the fishermen around shouted and raised their oars to beat Li Kui. Seeing this, Li Kui took off his shirt and stretched out his hand to catch him!Go down with one hand and hold three or five oars early, and twist them like twisting onions with one hand!Those fishermen were startled and ran to the boat one after another, and those who ran slowly were caught by Li Kui and thrown into the river!

Suddenly, the words 'Warning' appeared in bright red in front of Li Kui!Just look at a huge vortex in the middle of the river!A person floated out on the waves along the current!

There must be a close-up shot of the BOSS coming out of the stage, let's zoom in to see the guy emerging from the river - I saw that guy's skin was white and shiny all over his body!Snow-white as if five layers of white and ten layers of foundation have been shaved off!

He smiled slightly at Li Kui, and the foundation on his face began to peel off: "Glittering! White and tender! L'Oreal Paris! You deserve it! Damn, I said the wrong line... Where did the black guy come from? How dare you run to I made trouble at the checkpoint?"

So white. . .Li Kui looked at the man and couldn't help sighing, seeing how white he was and how dark he was. . .ah!Heaven is unfair!

Li Kui bowed to the bank of the river with a plop: "I beg you to tell me what brand Dabai you are scratching all over your body!"

"... Dabai!" The angry man trembled all over, "What a black man! How dare you insult my perfect skin!" I saw that man riding the waves and rushing ashore!He hit Li Kui in the face!

Li Kui received a big punch in the face, his eyes were blackened, and he punched the man backhand: "Grandpa just asked you why you shaved it! What kind of hand did you do? You want to do it, Grandpa will accompany you!"

Li Kui hit the man on the bridge of the nose with this punch!The man suddenly staggered and fell to the ground with blood on his face!The man looked at the trembling blood bars with a look of horror, this black servant's fighting power is beyond the charts!The power value is even several times that of me as a BOSS!Where are high-level players coming here to play low-level levels?

If it goes on like this, it will be instantly killed!The man turned his back and was about to run into the river!Li Kui grabbed his ankle and dragged him back, raised his fist and hit him!

After Li Kui left, there was no topic to talk about. Song Jiang just ate with his headache and calculated how much Dai Zong’s salary would be. eat up.

While eating, they heard a commotion on the river bank in the distance. When the two stretched their necks, they saw a dark man beating the fishermen by the river!Dai Zong sighed and stood up: "This guy will itch all over if he doesn't cause trouble for a day... You have to hurry up and persuade him to leave before he kills you..."

"Oh, go quickly, it will be a serious matter if you kill someone." Song Jiang pretended to be careless and replied, secretly happy!If he kills someone, he will get rid of a trouble by going to jail, and he can also order a few more expensive dishes here to make Dai Zong go bankrupt!

Dai Zong walked to the door and looked at the dishes on the table distressedly: "Don't order secretly when I'm not here!"

Fuck, this guy is so picky!Song Jiang nodded and thought to himself that this time, he must not simply let this guy go. Anyway, you are a local. The shopkeeper knows you, but he doesn’t know me. I want to pack all the dishes in the store and take them away when you come back to pay the bill!

"No." Dai Zong stopped suddenly: "I just assigned this guy to you, he is your little brother now, why don't you let me take care of him?"

"What? I didn't admit that he was my little brother!"

Dai Zong shrugged his shoulders and sat back with a relaxed face: "Anyway, this is what happened, it doesn't matter if you admit it or not. If he hurt someone, you are the eldest brother and you pay for the medical expenses. If he kills someone, you go to jail with him!"

"Nonsense! Empty words! I don't even know him!"

"You know him