Water Xu Chuan

!You are his big brother!I am the witness! "

"I pooh you shameless shameless! Who will recognize you as a witness!"

"I'm a local! I'm the highest officer of the prison battalion! Look, no one in Jiangzhou City recognizes me!"

"How can it be repaired!!!" Song Jiang picked up a plate of food and Dai Zong turned his face and ran out!

Li Kui hit that man with a raised fist!The man who was beaten by the big fist rolled all over the floor and cried out in pain!There was a sudden burst of thunder in the distance, and a large cumulonimbus cloud rushed over with the heavy rain!

"Tie Niu! Stop! Let him go!" Li Kui looked up, and the person in the center of the heavy rain was Song Jiang in a raincoat, and he let go of the person: "Brother! This is the big boss who is in charge of this group of fishermen ! Wait until I defeat him and grab a few big fish to make soup for you!"

"Oh, it doesn't matter if the fish doesn't eat! What if it kills someone!" The man saw this opportunity and turned around and ran away. Song Jiang grabbed Li Kui and was about to drag him back.

"Wu that ugly black guy!" The man ran into the river and stood on the boat and began to shout: "I'm afraid you are not a good man! The one who left is not a man!"

"Hey!?" Li Kui rushed out and jumped onto the boat as soon as he shook off Song Jiang's hand!That man seems to have left the shore with just a touch of the boat pole and the boat arrow!

Li Kui stood on the boat staggeringly maintaining his balance, but the man lay on the stern with his butt raised high!The big ass in the chrysanthemum burst out with power!The whole ship jumped out like a motorboat with a bang!

"Yo! This is the boss's unique skill - the fart-powered motorboat!" The group of fishermen had already approached the shore, and three to five hundred people gathered on the entire river bank were watching the show: "The next thing will definitely be the legendary fart-powered death vortex !"

As I was talking, I saw the man twisting the chrysanthemum back and forth!The whole ship began to turn in circles and even stirred up a huge vortex in the center of the river!The black meat of Li Kui on the boat was mixed with the man's white meat, and there seemed to be a pattern of black and white entanglement like Tai Chi on the surface of the river!Under the huge acceleration and strong turbulence, Li Kui couldn't stand still, fell into the boat with a plop and began to vomit!

It won't work like this. . .I have to save him!Song Jiang held his breath and fastened his raincoat tightly. The cumulonimbus cloud above his head twisted like a sponge, and the rain poured down like a pour!

The sudden storm and the big waves overturned the crazy boat in an instant!Just when Song Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, the black and white entangled picture in front of him still continued!Although the boat turned over, the man pinched Li Kui's ankle and farted in the river, and the power propulsion kept stirring!Seeing Li Kui choking on the water, spitting out a bunch of bubbles, rolling his eyes, he looked as if he was about to drown in the water!

The rain was wrong, it seemed to have killed Tieniu!Song Jiang stopped a fisherman who was about to get into the cabin to hide from the rain: "What's your boss' name?"

"Our boss is the famous Langli Baitiao——Zhang Shun!"

"Oh oh oh! I haven't heard of it..." Song Jiang stood by the river and rolled his hands into a trumpet and shouted: "Brother Zhang Shun! Let him go!"

The man in the water sprayed and replied: "By hair?"

"Brother Zhang Shun! Do you know who I am?"

"Who knows who you are, an ugly black dwarf bird!"

Song Jiang endured it: "I am the timely rain Song Jiang!"

"Oh, the one who was born with a cumulonimbus cloud and was drenched in rain all his life?"

"Fuck!!!" Song Jiang exploded: "If you don't let him go, if he doesn't apologize to me, I will squat on your bank and won't leave!!!"

"Whether you like to go or not is none of my business!"

"You also know that I have been drenched in rain all my life!!! I just squatted here and let you have a continuous rainstorm!!! Let you fishermen go out and capsize a boat!!! I will make you lose your livelihood and cannot survive! !!"

"Fuck, it's so vicious!!!" The fishermen in the surrounding circle exploded: "Boss, let's spare that black guy and kill this guy first!"

A flash of thunder flashed across, and Song Jiang Dayi was struck by lightning awe-inspiringly!The piercing thunder that surged all over his body seemed to radiate the brilliance of his personality: "Even if I die, this cumulonimbus cloud will still be there!!! It will follow the will of my soul and become a curse, and it will pour out your life forever!!! "

"..." All the fishermen trembled: "Being rained for a lifetime... This kind of life is too miserable, I don't want it!"

"...cut." Zhang Shun twisted the chrysanthemum and sprayed it on the shore, and threw the drowned half-dead Li Kui on the ground: "I'll let him go, get him out of here."

"Apologize!? I won't leave without an apology!!!"

"..." Zhang Shun bowed, "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"

"Huh." Song Jiang dragged Li Kui away from the river bank step by step, every step Li Kui took was thrown out of a small fountain: "Brother... I met you... It's worth it... I threatened my life... . come save me..."

"Ahaha, you are my brother, for sure." Song Jiang's nose soured.

"Brother Song...Brother Jiang...Brother..." Li Kui was moved to tears, "I... can't... breathe..."

"Are you all right?" He turned his head to look at Li Kui's face with concern.

Li Kui pursed his lips in a high voice: "Mm...Mm... well...brother! People...people...work breathing..."

Song Jiang lifted his foot and stepped on his face with black lines all over his face: "Go eat Xiang..."

☆The prefect is very interested in chrysanthemums

Song Jiang dragged Li Kui to the hospital and returned to the prison city by himself. With Dai Zong's blessing, he was assigned to a luxury single cell converted from a toilet. The stench continued in winter and the bed was full of mosquitoes in summer. Everyone in the prison camp knew him and Dai Zong It doesn't matter, I always treat him politely when I come to the toilet.

After staying in the room for an hour, Song Jiang felt that he was about to suffocate, so he went out of the prison camp to find someone to drink.

When he returned to the hospital, Li Kui had disappeared, and the entire hospital was cordoned off on a main road, and a group of soldiers surrounded the people. He felt a chill and stopped a bystander: "What's going on here?" What's wrong?"

"There was a big black man. The doctor accidentally rubbed the medicine on him, so he punched the doctor unconscious."

"..." Song Jiang held his forehead in pain: "Then, are there any tiger people who just moved here today and bought a lot of Xieliding?"

"Tiger people? I haven't seen them."

"Thank you." Song Jiang left the clinic and checked his fingers. Who else did he know in Jiangzhou City?Mmm Dai Zong, Zhang Shun. . .The last meal was invited by Dai Zong. If I call him this time, wouldn't it be my turn to treat him?Wouldn't that scumbag make me poor?If I rescued Tieniu by myself, that Zhang Shun must hate me to death, how can I sit down and have a drink together?

Alone, depressed, he strolled outside the city to see the river view.

When I was walking to a restaurant and looking up, there was a plaque on the door of the building with Su Dongpo's name and the three characters "Xunyang Tower" engraved on it.

This Xunyang Tower is one of the top ten famous buildings in the south of the Yangtze River. It is now located on the banks of the Yangtze River outside Jiuhuamen, Jiujiang City, Jiangxi Province. It is open from 08:30 am to 20:[-] pm, and the adult fare is [-] yuan.

I would like to add that this building was rebuilt in 1987. The real one in history has probably been destroyed, or tourists are prohibited from visiting it in order to protect cultural relics.

"20 yuan... just walk around in this small four-story building..." Song Jiang handed over 20 yuan and walked in: "Five yuan for one floor, five yuan for one floor..." He said Climbed to the highest floor and found a seat by the river.

"Guest officer? One? What would you like to eat?" Seeing him sitting down, Xiao Er enthusiastically presented a menu.

Song Jiang trembled: "The things in the scenic area... are expensive..."

"Guest officer, maybe meat and vegetables are a bit more expensive, but drinks are still as cheap as grocery stores!"

"Then drink! Serve drinks like crazy!"

"..." Xiaoer turned around to bring a pot of wine and a cup, Song Jiang drank his sorrows while looking at the scenery.

It is best not to drink this wine on an empty stomach, because you get drunk quickly.Song Jiang watched and drank and saw that many literati left calligraphy on the wall, including Su Shi's Bai Juyi and Wei Yingwu. Come on? Watch me carry ink and brush it down through the ages! Xiao Er! Take the pen and ink!"

There is indeed a person like Song Jiang in history, but no one knows whether he really came here to write or not.However, the writing on the wall has indeed been passed down through the ages. The Xunyang Tower, which was rebuilt in 1987, was rebuilt with this poem as the finale.

I saw Song Jiang wrote:

I used to attack Xiangshi since I was a child, and I also have chrysanthemums when I grow up.

Just like if you can't get constipation out, it's uncomfortable to go to the toilet after a long meal.

Unfortunately stabbing both cheeks, that is worthy of being in Jiangzhou!

If he can cure constipation in his youth, he will spread it all over the Xunyang River Estuary!

After Song Jiang wrote it, he read it again, laughed and raised the flagon to drink a few cups. The little girl was stunned: "What the hell is this!!? Author, you are constipated!? Poems from Xunyang Tower That’s not how it was written!!”

Song Jiang danced and continued to write under the poem:

The heart is in Shandong, the chrysanthemum is in Wu, and the floating river is floating in the sea.

If he can cure constipation, he will be blown up against the wind!

"Pull the wind against the sky!!? You treat a chrysanthemum as a bazooka!!?"

After Song Jiang wrote it, he read it again, laughed and wrote five big characters at the end - Yuncheng Song Jiang Zuo, then threw down the wine money and staggered out of the building, leaving behind the completely demented Xiao Er.

Let's say that there was a small town on the other side of Jiangzhou at that time, called Wuwei Army, and it is now Wuwei Town, Wuwei County, Anhui Province.

There lived a judge named Huang Wenbing in the Wuwei Army. He took some gifts and drove his own boat to visit Cai Jiuzhi's mansion for a promotion. Coincidentally, there was a banquet in the mansion, and Huang Wenbing didn't dare to go in. When he was about to go home, he found that the boat was tied down by servants under Xunyang Tower.

Anyway, he didn't have anything to do when he went home, so he walked up to the Xunyang Tower at a leisurely pace.

This Huang Wenbing was born as a scholar, and he knew a little bit of writing. He took out his ticket and walked while looking at the poems on the wall. When he reached the fourth floor, he saw the little girl getting a basin of water and a rag to wipe the wall: "Second brother, stop, stop, stop! The calligraphy on this wall is all left by the ancients! Isn't it violent for you to wipe it like this?"

"Oh, it's Huang Tongpan! It's not that the villain is violent, it's that a terrific guest has just come here with a terrific poem! The villain feels that this poem is too shameful, so he has to wipe it down as soon as possible! "

"Hey? Don't rub it now, let me read it, how shameful it is!" Huang Wenbing persuaded Kai Xiaoer to stand in front of Song Jiang's masterpiece and read: "'I used to attack shit when I was young, and I have chrysanthemums when I grow up.'" He sneered. : "This sentence is nonsense, who has never grown chrysanthemums?"

"'It's like being constipated, and it's uncomfortable to go to the toilet for a long time.'" He nodded: "It's true, I feel the same..."

"'Unfortunately tattooing both cheeks, that's worthy of being in Jiangzhou!'" After reading this, he laughed again: "It's not a person with noble ambitions, just a military supporter."

"'If he can cure constipation in his year, he will spread it all over the Xunyang River Estuary!'" After reading it, he shook his head and said, "Even if you cured the constipation, what kind of chrysanthemum can you stretch all over the Xunyang River Estuary?"

"'The heart is in Shandong, the chrysanthemum is in Wu, and the river is floating in the sea.'" Nodded again: "These two sentences are barely enough."

"'If he gets his constipation cured, he can pull three feet against the wind!'" Huang Wenbing was shocked when he read this: "What kind of chrysanthemum is this man? He can pull three feet against the wind? One foot is about [-] meters! He can Pull ten meters?" Then I saw the five big characters of "Yuncheng Song Jiangzuo": "This person's name is a bit familiar...Little brother, what kind of person is it?"

"A short, dark, ugly, poor fellow who comes here alone and doesn't want vegetables but drinks."

"That's it..." Huang Wenbing nodded, took a pen and paper, copied the poem and told Xiaoer, "Don't erase the poem on the wall."

He went downstairs and took a boat back home, and the next day he asked someone to punt to Cai Dezhang's house with gifts, just as Cai Dezhang withdrew and went back to his house.The two met in the back hall, and Huang Wenbing presented the gift: "Wen Bing came to visit yesterday, and it happened to be a banquet at the house. Wen Bing didn't dare to enter without permission. Today, he came back to visit Enxiang."

Cai Dezhang accepted the gift and said, "Tongpan is a confidant, so why not attend the next banquet? The official was rude yesterday."

Huang Wenbing took out the paper from Song Jiang's poems from his pocket: "Is Enxiang doing anything to relieve boredom today?"

"There's nothing special going on these days, it's really boring."

"The villain went to Xunyang Tower yesterday and found such a good poem!" He folded the piece of paper and presented it up. Cai Dezhang read it carefully from beginning to end and exclaimed, "This man is really capable of drawing poetry." Three feet? What a strange person!"

Huang Wenbing said with a sneer: "Yes, yes! I'm also very curious! I really want to see how that man's chrysanthemum grows!"

Cai Dezhang couldn't hold back his excitement, stood up and walked around the room: "Where is this person now?"

"I think this man is a soldier who has just been dispatched to Jiangzhou, so ask someone to go to the prison camp and bring him here!"

"A good opinion!" Cai Dezhang shouted excitedly: "Come here! Go to the prison camp and find a prisoner named Song Jiang from Yuncheng! I will study his chrysanthemum!"

The author has something to say: here is the original poem, sin sin:

He has studied classics and history since he was a child, and he has power and strategy when he grows up.

Just like a tiger lying on a barren hill, its lurking minions feel uncomfortable.

Unfortunately stabbing both cheeks, that is worthy of being in Jiangzhou!

If he had to avenge his revenge in his youth, the mouth of the Xunyang River would be stained with blood!

The heart is in Shandong, the body is in Wu, and the river is full of waste.

If he was Ling Yunzhi at the time, he dared to laugh at Huang Chao for not being a husband!

☆. Are you going to show off in front of the emperor?

So the password was passed into the prison camp: "The magistrate wants to take Song Jiang from Yuncheng to the prison to study his chrysanthemum!"

Song Jiang was drunk in Xunyang Tower that day, and fell asleep in a drowsy sleep when he returned to his luxurious single toilet to renovate his bedroom. When he got up the next day, he completely forgot about writing poetry upstairs yesterday.At this time, he is working on installing a simple wall to prevent the guards from accidentally splashing on his bed when they go to the toilet.

Dai Zong was overwhelmed by the news, he hurried to the toilet: "Brother Song Jiang! Brother Song Jiang!"

This fellow has a sweet mouth, it's probably not a good thing. . .Song Jiang raised his head and squeezed out a smile: "What are you doing?"

"The prefect will take you to prison to study your chrysanthemum carefully!"

Song Jiang was in a daze for 5 minutes: "……………………… what the hell!!?"

"It is said that the magistrate admired you very much after seeing the poem you mentioned in the Xunyang Tower! Brother, wash the chrysanthemums and leave!"

"Impossible!" Song Jiang hurriedly retreated to the wall to cover the chrysanthemums: "I didn't grow chrysanthemums to please those dog officials!"

"Then it's up to you!" Dai Zong waved his hand and a row of jailers rushed in!

In desperation, Song Jiang had to roll into the latrine!He rolled his eyes and disheveled his hair, and raised his hand to beat the guards: "I am the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor! My father-in-law asked me to lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to kill all of you Jiangzhou people! Jia Baoyu will be the vanguard! Lin Daiyu will be the backup! Come with me!" A demon mecha, Light Envoy! It weighs 250 tons! Kill all bird people like you!"

All the jailers covered their mouths and noses and backed away: "Is this guy crazy? Is this guy crazy?"

"Hmph, I'm just pretending to be crazy." Dai Zong took out a few charms from his pocket and tied them on his legs: "It's a pity that you met a man like me!" After saying that, he ran around the latrine!The running speed was so fast that it even set off a tornado!

Song Jiang was in the center of the tornado, and he felt a violent lifting force pulling him out of the latrine!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"The indescribable substances and clothes on his body were torn apart by the wind!Dai Zong stopped running suddenly, and Song Jiang fell naked with tears streaming down his face, and fell into a big bamboo basket with a bang!

"Take it away!" Dai Zong waved his hand and two soldiers picked up the big bamboo basket and carried him out.

God, earth!The sunshine above his head caused Song Jiang to bury his head deeply in shame. Life is really an uncertain thing. Who would have expected 10 minutes ago that he would be carried naked into broad daylight like this now?

"Report to the magistrate, report to the general judge, that Yuncheng Song Jiang has been brought." Dai Zong and the soldiers put him in the center of the hall.

"Not bad." Cai Dezhang clapped his hands and approached the bamboo basket to look inside: "Oh, why isn't this guy wearing any clothes?"

"He said that anyway, he has to perform Laxiang for adults, and the embarrassment of taking off his pants is not as embarrassing as it was at the beginning." Dai Zong replied.

"Okay!" Cai Dezhang smiled and looked up at the copied paper: "You wrote this, right?"

Song Jiang raised his head and glanced at his face full of bitterness: "Yes... written by a villain..."

"Come on! It's just like what you said in your poem, so proud! Quickly open the chrysanthemum and stretch it!"

"...Master Zhifu misunderstood, whose chrysanthemum can be stretched three feet away? That's a villain talking wildly after drinking!"

"...Oh?" Cai Dezhang threw the piece of paper at Song Jiang: "Kangyan? How dare you write it on the Xunyang Tower? You are destroying cultural relics and historic sites! Will you pull it? If you don't pull it, I will send you Rebuild the Xunyang Tower alone until 1987!"

Song Jiang trembled, is this going to take me to build for centuries?Sure enough, compared with the suffering, the knot is nothing, he jumped out of the bamboo basket in a hurry: "Pull! Pull! The villain just pulls!"

"That's right." Cai Dezhang went back and sat down with an expression on his face.

How did this Xiang pull three feet away?Perhaps relying on the power of rectum and chrysanthemum is far from enough. At this time, the legendary omnipotent magic skill must be used-fart power propulsion!

I saw Song Jiang holding his breath and concentrating, trying his best to shape Xiang into a shape with a sharp front end and a concave rear end. The sharp front end is to resist wind resistance, and the concave rear end is to let the fart power propulsion exert the best driving force!

I saw him tilt his butt high, and the row of bullets flying in his rectum was loaded like bullets!The first shot was launched with a bang!At the moment when the chrysanthemum comes out, use the chrysanthemum to aim at the depression behind Sho and push it with power!That Xiang flew out with a whoosh and hit Dai Zong's bridge of nose, blooming on his face!

"Aww!!!" Cai Dezhang and Huang Wenbing jumped up against the table: "Wonderful! Wonderful!! This is really too fast!!! How far did it go this time?"

If Cai Dezhang wasn't here, Dai Zong really wanted to stuff the charm in his pocket into Song Jiang's chrysanthemum!Swallowing his breath, he took out a meter ruler and measured it: "Reporting to the magistrate, I pulled it two feet away, which is more than six meters."

"Not bad! Dai Jie?"

"The little guy is here."

"Stand three feet away and let him try again."

Dai Zong almost vomited blood!Damn, it's okay to bear him once, but you still want to use me as a test subject for the second shot?If it weren't for you being the magistrate, I really want to smack you to death!

Song Jiang was overjoyed. He watched Dai Zong swallow his anger and walk three feet and ten meters away, twisting the chrysanthemum excitedly. . .ah!What a perfect opportunity to clean up this guy!Ouch, you started calling me dark, short and ugly when you saw me?Arrange for me to live in the toilet?Let Li Kui, who loves to cause trouble, recognize me as a big brother?Want to be a witness?Ouch you little bastard!And eat me again!

Song Jiang raised his buttocks and opened his chrysanthemums, and another chrysanthemum came out!Seeing Na Xiangfei approaching, Dai Zong tilted to the left!That Xiang flew past his ears!Song Jiang was upset, he twisted the chrysanthemum and another shot came out of the chrysanthemum!Dai Zong came back straight again!Na Xiang flew past his ears again!

Cai Dezhang said: "Dai Jieji, why are you hiding? Are you so reluctant to make me and Mr. Tong judge smile?"

Dai Zong rolled his eyes: "Master Zhifu! The wind is really strong today! Just now a strong eighth-level wind blew past the villain, and he was a little unsteady!"

Cai Dezhang stretched out his finger and said, "Left and right, hold him." Two soldiers who had just lifted the basket came over, one on the left and the other on the right, and took Dai Zong's arm, and Dai Zong could only groan inwardly.

hey-hey!You are a sample!Tell you to hide!Try hiding one more time! ?Song Jiang was overjoyed!He raised his butt high and tried his best to hit Dai Zong's bridge of the nose again with precision!

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!!!" Cai Dezhang and Huang Wenbing laughed and clapped their hands. Huang Wenbing said with a smile on his face, "It's such a blessing to be a magistrate! You can get such a strange person! I really want to pull him wherever he wants!"

"Brother Huang's words are wrong. How can it be said that it is a great blessing for an inferior official? It must be said that it is a great blessing for today's sage!"

"Oh, yes, yes! Look at my mouth! Holy blessing! Holy blessing!" Hearing what Huang Wenbing said, Cai Dezhang was reminded instead: "Speaking of Song Jiang, can you teach others your pulling skills?"

"Uh... this... This technology is an advanced application of fart power propulsion. Although it is difficult to practice, there are also successful cases of teaching." Song Jiang replied. (Chapter 51, Chapter [-] and Chapter [-] for details of successful cases)

"It's fine if it's feasible." Cai Dezhang nodded: "Brother Huang, I have a suggestion, I don't know if it's feasible."

"Master Zhifu, please tell me your opinion."

"Father often said that the state affairs are busy, and the Holy Majesty is quite tired and displeased. If you can learn such a flying technique to perform for the Emperor to make you look happy, is it appropriate to be promoted to a noble?"

"The magistrate is wise! If the magistrate becomes successful, don't forget the villain!"

"That's natural!"

"One thing is unknown. Although this performance is very attractive, it is a bit heavy-handed. We don't know the taste of the emperor. What if the emperor takes the small and fresh route, which is not good for the filthy taste? What if we are self-defeating? ?It’s like the readers of this website don’t seem to have that much taste, what should I do if the author is as tragic as this?”

Cai Dezhang nodded: "What the judge said is really reasonable, how about this, I will write a letter and send it to my father, saying that I have found a strange person who is three feet away, and let my father try the emperor's It will be up to you to decide.”

"Very good, very good."

"Dai Jieji!" Cai Dezhang turned his head and yelled again, Dai Zong's hair stood on end with a premonition of something bad: "The villain...is..."

"I've heard for a long time that you travel [-] miles a day, and you go and deliver a letter to my father. With your speed, you can get a letter back in three days and exchange it back and forth, right?"

What a tragedy!Dai Zong rolled his eyes: "Three days is enough, enough."

"Okay! I'll fix the book right away, and get ready to go!" Dai Zong walked out of the house with a sad face, and Cai Dezhang told behind him: "Remember to wash your face first! Don't lose face of Jiangzhou Post!"

postal. .postal. . . . .I am the dignified dean of the prison camp in Jiangzhou, post Nima Zheng! ! !

Dai Zong washed his face and changed his clothes, and tied the talisman to his leg with a sad face, but found that the pattern of the talisman today was a bit wrong, so he untied the talisman and took a closer look!

I saw that the talisman wrote: "If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to decompose it!" '

"Fucking author, you're here to trick me too!"

☆, A penny's flower season love story

On a sunny day, the breeze is blowing, the water is rippling, the sky is far away, and the nearby mountains are clustered with wild flowers. Liangshanbo is also very peaceful today.

Sitting in front of the Liangshan Sentinel Hotel, Zhu Gui sighed: "What a broken book! There are so many characters! Does anyone still remember me? I am Zhu Gui! The last time I appeared was in Chapter 57! Show me! Why is the face so hard!"

"The author must have no good intentions for letting me show my face today! I'm sure I'm not the protagonist!" He complained, when he heard a sound of "chug chug chug" in the distance, he looked up and saw a road on the road in the distance. The figure dragged the sky-high dust behind it and rushed towards it!

"How can you repair it! The guy who grabs the show is here!" Zhu Gui stood up nervously as if he was facing an enemy!

The figure came to a sudden stop, and his feet drew a rut for tens of meters on the ground. He dragged the dust and seemed to stop in front of Zhu Gui!

Well, the car didn't stop, he hit Zhu Gui, smashed the wall of the hotel behind him and crashed into the shop!Then Zhu Gui was pressed down with a thump and his lips met!

ah!Zhu Gui trembled all over, and the deer bumped wildly!To use such a rough kiss method!Is part [-] ending?The main part [-] is about to start--Zhu Gui's love story in the blooming season?

The man stood up desperately, but their lips were stuck together as if 502 had been wiped on!The mouths of the two were stretched to the length of an anteater!

The lips of the two were finally torn apart under the desperate retreat of the man. The man wiped his mouth desperately and spit. Zhu Gui stood up with a layer of pink rose petal aura around him and took a closer look. A skinny man in his 30s, dressed as a gentleman, with some colorful ghost charms tied on his legs, his style of painting is a bit weird.

But what's the weirdness!Zhu Gui got up: "My first kiss was taken away just like that...my dear..."

The man turned around and was about to run!Zhu Gui stretched out a dragon-clawed hand and grabbed his wrist: "Where do you want to go? You are a ruthless heartless man!"

"...Don't be so sloppy! Who! Whoever pulled that one is so merciless? This is just a traffic accident that didn't stop! Don't speak so dirty! What do you want to do? Extort money ? Extortion of money, isn’t it?”

"Ten thousand taels of gold can't compensate me for my pure first kiss!" Zhu Gui said affectionately.

The man held his forehead in pain: "It's really poi... Isn't it the first kiss? I'll pay you back!" After finishing speaking, he hugged Zhu Gui and kissed again!

ah!this!this!To use such a rough method!After the kiss, the man took a few steps back, and the mouths of the two were stretched to the length of an anteater again. . .When the two mouths are finally torn apart, the spit in the middle forms a heart shape!

The man took a few steps back again: "It's clear!" After saying that, he turned around and ran away!

"Hmm..." Zhu Gui sat on the ground blushing and stretched out his hand to his back: "What's your name!"

"...Dai Zong." The man ran into the reed field and replied reluctantly.

"Are you going to Liangshanbo!? I have a boat!" Zhu Gui hurriedly chased after him, but saw Dai Zong's footsteps making waves on the water!That row of flowers went straight to Liangshan Park!

Today’s Liangshanbo, together with the defectors from Qingzhou, already has 21 heroes. The house on the mountain, the holy statue of the Sanqing, the planetarium, toilets, baths, and soap shops are all available. Dai Zong roughly scanned around and went straight to the planetarium. (Chapter 93 for a discussion of buildings)

The astronomical hall is still in its infancy. It is located on the top of a mountain. Based on Wu Yong's efforts day and night, he has built five bricks. Wu Yong sits in the center of the five bricks and adjusts the telescope.

"Scholar! How did you know that birdman Song Jiang? Find trouble for me!" Wu Yong was startled when he heard the accent, but when he looked back, it was Dai Zong: "Oh, Dean Dai! What gust of wind blows you away?" Come here? Then Song Jiang is famous in the Jianghu, he is a fellow countryman, and he is kind to me, why doesn't he take care of me?"

"First he insulted my personality by throwing frisbees and bones! And he ordered such expensive dishes in restaurants!! He even made me look like a fly under the authorization of the magistrate!!!"

"...Ahaha, it's brother, you are too stingy, he just can't see it, isn't it just the money for ordering food, and I will compensate you together with the mental damage of the insulted person Gela!" Wu Yong stretched his hand into his pocket. .

"Okay, okay!" Dai Zong smiled openly, and his smile froze when he watched Wu Yong take out a penny in his pockets for a long time.

"Ahaha, I recently ordered a new telescope! I don't have a lot of money! Hahaha, is there enough food money?"

Dai Zong took the penny and shook Wu Yong's face, "It's enough for you!!!"

"Brother! Don't be too picky in your behavior! There will be retribution!"

"It's better than a poor ghost who just took out a penny!"

"By the way, why did the dean go to Liangshan? Didn't he come to me to vent his anger?"

"It's not due to Song Jiang's blessing!" Dai Zong took out Cai Dezhang's letter and praised: "The magistrate still needs to learn from Song Jiang to show the flying skills to the emperor!"

"Nani? Let me see!" Wu Yong grabbed the letter and opened it, only to see it said: 'Dear Daddy!Today, the child got a new one from Song Jiang, a stranger from a distance of three zhang!The skill is really superb and the distance is really far!Great ornamental value!The boy wants to learn this skill and perform it for the emperor, so that he can be a great success and be promoted to the throne!Let's try to test the emperor, okay?This! '

Wu Yong pinched the letter and read it back and forth several times in silence, a figure rushed up and pulled the letter with tears streaming down his face: "Zong'er, why do you still write a love letter to Wu Xuejiao when you are with me!?"

Wu Yong Dai Zong was surprised when he saw that it was Zhu Gui: "This is not a love letter!"

"It's not an egg!" Zhu Gui stretched out his hand and tore the letter into a pile of snowflakes with a click: "You couple!"

"Master Zhifu!!!" Wu Yong and Dai Zong roared in unison, kicking Zhu Gui's left and right cheeks with two flying feet!Zhu Gui flew out of the mountain with tears streaming down his face: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you kicked me because of this man..."

Dai Zong grabbed the pile of fragments in horror and tried to put them together: "Fuck, what can I do with the letter from the magistrate! If you lose this letter, you will lose your job!"

"You went to Bianliang and said that what Cai Dezhang passed was a message?"

"Where would you use me as an outsider to deliver the message? Then Cai Jing, the cunning old man, might believe me?"

"Put it together and stick it together with tape?"

"Then Cai Jing will find out that the letter has been read! I still have no good results!"

"Then there is only one way left." Wu Yong said.

"What way?"

"Fake. Fake." Wu Yong said: "Now Su Dongpo, Huang Luzhi, Mi Yuanzhang, and Cai Jing are popular. Cai Dezhang, the son of Cai Jing, wrote a good Cai style. I met a calligraphy master in Jeju City. Xiao Rang, known as the master scholar in the world, will be able to imitate perfectly!"

"I've heard of this person's name before." Dai Zong flipped through the pile of fragments: "It's just that there is still a seal missing."

"The seal is easier to handle. Another one in Jeju City is Jin Dajian, who is a master of carving seals. People in the Jianghu are known as jade-arm craftsmen. When you go to find Xiao Rang, just drop by and find him."

"It's not too late, the magistrate only gave me three days." Dai Zong tightened the charm, and Wu Yong added: "It's very good for the two of them to give 50 taels of silver each."

"..." Dai Zong stopped and stretched out his hand to Wu Yong: "Take the money."

Wu Yong stretched out his hand for a long time and then took out the penny. Dai Zong threw the penny in his face again: "Poor ghost!!!"

"Please, this is your job! If you don't take the money yourself, let me take the money!?" Wu Yong grabbed a penny in mid-air and shook his hands, making Dai Zong's face smeared again!

"Cut!" Dai Zong grabbed the penny, turned his head and went down the mountain!Wu Yong stared at him angrily, and when his back disappeared into the horizon, he suddenly reacted: "Damn my penny! Give me back my penny!! That's all my assets!!!"

☆, seal engraving experts around you

Dai Zong suddenly ran to Jeju City, asked a few passers-by and came to Xiao Rang's house.

I saw that the house was clean and elegant, through the courtyard wall one could see countless luxuriant forests and bamboos, and a red apricot protruded from the door.

"Mr. Xiao Rang? Is Mr. Xiao Rang at home?" Dai Zong knocked on the door. Although no one answered, the door opened with a click. As the door was opened, a thick fragrance of ink gushed out refreshingly. Dai Zong still had to salute. But no one opened the door.

"Ah... Mr. Xiao Rang? Mr. Xiao Rang?"

A paper scroll fell out from behind the door with a clatter, on which was written in very square regular script: 'What do you want me to do. '

"... Mr. Xiao Rang really deserves to be a master of calligraphy! He even used calligraphy instead of talking!" Dai Zong hurriedly flattered.

Another scroll fell out from behind the door: "Yi Ye, I can't speak." '

"...I can't believe that the legendary sage hand scholar is still dumb... Oh no, I didn't expect you to have a mouth disease." Dai Zong walked around the door with a smile, and then he saw two hands floating in the air .

"Damn it!!!" He was terrified