Water Xu Chuan

Run out of the room and into the wall across the street!

Then a paper scroll was unfolded at the door: "The old man's nickname is the left-handed scholar, since he came to see the old man because of his name, why didn't he prepare himself mentally?"

"Fuck, it's leftovers!!! It's so appropriate that you have leftovers!!!" Dai Zong walked over tremblingly after vomiting: "Then how do you eat and excrete?"

Those two hands hold the paper scroll in one hand and the brush in the other hand and write on it: "Using photosynthesis to eat, the chrysanthemum is in the palm, the palm of the left palm is the eye, and the palm of the right palm is the chrysanthemum." '

"It's so amazing!!! Don't you rub your eyes and chrysanthemums when you write!!!? And how are your two hands connected!??"

'Neutrino, dark matter, Higgs boson, alpaca, ice cream with shit on it. '

"The first three sound like alpaca and poop-stained ice cream what the hell!!!"

'So? What do you come to met to do? '

"Oh my god, there are so many 'O's!!! Even English can be written so expressively and smoothly!!!" Dai Zong held his forehead in pain: "You can't complain, although there are too many slots, but you must not complain! Absolutely can't change It’s a sad complaint! Guys like Xin Baji have no future!” He put down his hands and put on a smile on his face: “Mr. Xiao Rang! This villain is here to ask you to copy a letter for me.”

I saw those two hands faintly floating to the side of the seat, with the index finger resting on the middle finger arrogantly.

"What are you pretending to do with just two hands!!!"

One hand rustled on the paper and wrote: "I charge by piece, one tael of silver per word." '

"Write a word and want to write it as an upstart!!! The author also dreamed that one word is worth one yuan, and one chapter can be exchanged for more than 2000 yuan to buy, buy, buy, and become Taobao V7!!! Actually, it is not a hundred chapters combined for a dime Can’t even change it!!!”

'I am not at the same level as the author at all. If you want me to write, you have to pay! '

"A horse-riding..." Dai Zong turned over the letter from the previous chapter and counted the letter: "Damn it's eighty characters!!!"

'Little brother, you haven't counted the punctuation marks yet. I count every two punctuation marks as one word. If there is one extra punctuation mark, it is considered a discount. The extra punctuation mark is free of charge. It's a good deal! '

"Benefit your sister!!!" Dai Zong took out a sharp knife to untie his wrist and put it on the table with a bang!He stepped on the table: "Will you write or not!"

'If you want to write, get the money! '

"No money!"

'Do not write! '

"Okay!" Dai Zong pressed the floating knife with one hand and pinched the wrist-releasing sharp knife with the other: "If you say one more beep, I will chop off one of your fingers! Two beeps, two fingers! Ten beeps Chop you up! Let me see whether you write it or not!"

'Against violence! '

It was too late and then quickly, the wrist-releasing sharp knife chopped towards the little finger of that hand with a swish!The cold blade stopped less than three centimeters away from the little finger, and saw several crooked cursive scripts appearing on the paper scroll in an instant: "Write, write, I write!" '

"Sure enough, violence is the only way to fight against sluts..." Half an hour later, Dai Zong took the imitated letter and carefully compared it with the original manuscript. The handwriting was exactly the same!He couldn't help but exclaimed: "Wonderful! It really deserves to be the best in Jeju □□ seamless!"

He packed the letter and walked out of the door. He clasped his fists full of joy: "Farewell, villain!"

Xiao Rang tremblingly wrote on the paper scroll: "Silver." . . '

Since this Xiao Rang is really a leftover scholar. . .Then this Jin Dajian. . .Dai Zong inquired and came to Jin Dajian's home, which was a stonemason's shop. In the yard, a man was chiseling stones. His left arm was blue-white Hetian jade, and his right arm was mottled blood-colored bloodstone. !

Dai Zong was stunned. The left-handed scholar and the jade-armed craftsman really both lived up to their names!He leaned forward and chatted: "Mr. Jin Dajian! Are you Mr. Jin Dajian?"

Jin Dajian turned his head, the flesh on his face was like a knife carving: "Of course."

He carried a rock-like aura around him, and Dai Zong couldn't help but admire this aura, this person is definitely not a slut like Xiao Rang!Dai Zong arched his hands: "The villain came here from Jiangzhou, and asked the master to engrave a seal."

Jin Dajian stretched out the Hetian jade arm: "Pattern."

Dai Zong handed over the pattern on the fragment of the letter neatly.

Jin Dajian stretched out his bloodstone arm: "Silver."

Dai Zong flinched: "...why do you want more money?"

"Brother, what are you talking about. I am not a public welfare undertaking. I use stone materials and craftsmanship to engrave you for nothing? I also have to live. This is my job."

Dai Zong saw that what he said was simple, but he couldn't help it, so he took out Wu Yong's penny from his pocket and put it in Jin Dajian's palm.

Jin Dajian put the penny into his pocket, picked up a small stone on the ground, smashed a hole in it with an awl, and handed it to Dai Zong.

"This is your sister!!!" Dai Zong pasted the small stone on Jin Dajian's face with his backhand!

"I also want to ask you that this is your sister!!!" Jin Dajian slapped the penny on Dai Zong's face with his backhand!

Qi Kexiu seems to have no choice but to use violence again!Dai Zong took out the knife again!However, Jin Dajian's hammer whizzed and touched the tip of his nose: "What are you doing with the knife?"

Dai Zong looked at the sledgehammer on the tip of his nose and smiled: "Ahahaha, I suddenly feel that the bangs are a bit ugly and I want to fix them myself..." He took a step back in embarrassment: "What kind of charging method are you doing? "

"If you are engraving a seal, you need to calculate the stone cost, manual cost and design fee. If you just plan to carve a sample and stamp it, depending on the complexity of the texture, it is worth five taels of silver for you."

"Okay, okay! Just carve a shape and cover it!" Dai Zong smiled and shook the letter in his hand, then counted out five taels of silver in his pocket with great pain.

Jin Dajian chose a small piece of the cheapest artificial marble, chiseled it with a small awl, and after half an hour, a perfect seal appeared on the surface!Jin Dajian looked for an inkpad of the same color as the pattern, and buckled it on Xiao Rang's imitation letter!Dai Zong took the letter and glanced at it, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, his job was guaranteed.

At present, Dai Zong didn't dare to delay, he packed the letter in a hurry and went back to Jiangzhou to go straight to Cai Dezhang's mansion. After being introduced by his disciples, he walked all the way to the courtyard, but he saw Cai Dezhang, Huang Wenbing and Song Jiang toasting each other, so happy!He hated the golden tooth and bowed in front of Cai Dezhang: "Master Zhifu! The letter has been delivered!"

"Oh?" Cai Dezhang was overjoyed when he heard that, "Sure enough, it's the Supreme Protector! You're so fast! You were told to come back in three days, but you ran back on the same day!" He took the letter and opened it to have a look!

Ah, why is it my own handwriting?He blinked his eyes and looked carefully at the content below: 'Dear Daddy!Today, the child got a new one from Song Jiang, a stranger from a distance of three zhang. . . . . . .This!Jeju Xiao Rang wrote it in his own hand. He tilted his head and stared at Dai Zong: "You man, I told you to give the letter to my father, why did you take my letter back and give it to me?"

Dai Zong spat out a mouthful of old blood!That's right, this letter was sent by Cai Dezhang to Cai Jing!Get busy and forget about it!I copied the letter and sent it back to the sender!His face was full of cold sweat: "Little man... ran too fast and lost his way and accidentally ran back... I hope your lord has a lot of villains to send to your father..."

"Also, is this the letter I wrote?" Cai Dezhang glanced at the seal again and his eyes were flaming!He pointed the letter towards Dai Zong and patted it hard!

"It's the letter written by your lord! Why doesn't your lord know it?"

"Look at the last sentence yourself!" The letter was thrown in front of Dai Zong, he picked it up and read it carefully!

Jeju Xiao Rang wrote it in his own hand.

Dai Zong is demented, what the hell, Xiao let you trick me in the end, you bitch!

Cai Dezhang stretched out his fingers tremblingly, wanting to poke Dai Zong to death: "And what the hell is that seal?"

seal?Jin Dajian tricked me too?Dai Zongzai looked at the seal carefully, and it was true that the entire pattern was exactly the same, but there was a row of small characters slightly carved on the edge of the entire seal, which could not be found without putting his face on it: Dajian engraved seal, the seal engraving expert by your side.

What a fucking ad! ! !Went here to advertise! ! !

"Come here!!!" Cai Dezhang roared, "Tie this guy up and take him to court! I'm going to bring this guy to trial!"

☆, the end of hurting each other?

Cai Dezhang slammed the gavel: "Up!!! Hall!!!"

Huang Wenbing flashed from his left hand, and Song Jiang flashed from his right hand, as if forming a right arm and right arm!The yamen servants in the hall shook their water and fire sticks and shouted: "Wei—! Wu—!"

Ouch!Look at Song Jiang's darkly self-satisfied look!Dai Zong hated the golden tooth!Aren't you just a juggler who relies on pulling to get to the top?The villain succeeds!

"Yo, this little look is pretty good, it seems like you have some blood feud with me!?" Cai Dezhang slapped Dai Zong's face with a shock!

"No, no, no! Lord Zhifu! The villain wasn't staring at you just now!"

"Hmph! Let's start from scratch, what's going on with this letter!?"

"Uh..." Dai Zong's eyes rolled around: "The villain met a mad dog on the road, tore up the letter, and had no choice but to find someone to copy it."

"Are you insulting the IQ of this official? That's a dog, not a goat! It doesn't eat paper or meat! If you really met a dog, why did you get ripped off with nothing on your body? Left and right! Beat this fellow! One breath at a time!"

"My lord! Wait a minute! There is an abbreviation for what the villain said just now! I met a person who looks like a mad dog in brackets! It's a person who looks like a mad dog!"

"Demon! Where did you meet? This officer will send someone to meet Yuyu again!"

"..." How can I repair it, it seems that it is not good!Just drop Song Jiang into the water!Dai Zong took a deep breath: "At Liangshanbo."

"...That den of thieves does have a lot of mad dogs, but what are you doing there?"

"Report to my lord! This Song Jiang asked the villain to send the letter to Liangshanpo with ten taels of gold! He tried to make the Liangshan bandits forge a reply letter to release Song Jiang! If they don't obey, they will send people to block me on the road and let me die. !"

"Hey!?" Song Jiang panicked: "The magistrate is clearly aware! This is really not a small matter! The villain and the Liangshan bandit Kou have never met before!"

"Your Excellency, you can go to Yuncheng County to investigate the case! This Song Jiang has been in collusion with Liangshan bandits for a long time! In the old days, he and Natuota Heavenly King Zhi Duoxing were the best friends from the same hometown!"

"Damn!" Song Jiang picked up the gavel and slammed it on Dai Zong's face with a sound: "Blood spouts!"

"Look, my lord! This Song Jiang became angry after being exposed and wanted to kill the villain!"

"...This Song Jiang, before he attempted to murder women and children in the street, did have a case of colluding with Liangshan bandits." Huang Wenbing flipped through the records of the prisoners in the prison camp.

"Tie it up first." Cai Dezhang ordered the left and right: "Connect me to the county magistrate of Yuncheng County and ask if Song Jiang and Chao Gai Wu Yong are on good terms."

Fuck you, Dai Zong!Song Jiang saw that he was tied up and he was not getting better, so he just plopped down and knelt down: "What Dai Zong said is true! Song Jiang is willing to suffer any punishment! But there is one more thing, this Dai Zong sees that money is open, and he throws justice after being threatened. Regardless! Can such a person continue to work under your command? Song Jiang begged to punish Dai Zong for the same crime as me!"

"Damn it!" Dai Zong wished he could bite Song Jiang to death!The two gentlemen hurriedly pinched him!Cai Dezhang raised his chin: "That's right, this Song Jiang, if you can still think about the government at this moment, you can be regarded as a prodigal son. Huang Tong sentenced? What punishment should this Song Jiang use?"

Huang Wenbing flipped through the official document: "Here... the Jeju region issued a notice that all captured Liangshan bandits will be divided into five horses. Here, Song Jiang still has subjective good intentions for the sake of the government, so he beheaded and it's over."

"Damn it!!!" Song Jiang roared: "It's over after beheading??? To put it lightly, please beheading is to lose your head and die!!!"

"Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Dai Zong let out a hearty ghostly laugh!

Huang Wenbing continued: "It's impossible for Dai Zong to stay, just as Song Jiang wished to be guilty of the same crime with him, and beheaded together."

"Damn!!!?" Dai Zong roared: "My lord!!! For the sake of my serving you for many years!!! My lord! You can't listen to the nonsense of this sinner!!! My lord!!!"

Cai Dezhang approved two tokens with a pen and threw them down!

"Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Song Jiang also let out a hearty ghostly laugh!

"It's a pity, brother Huang..." Cai Dezhang said regretfully, "Song Jiang's pulling skills are really superb, so he cut it off like this..."

"This is easy." Huang Wenbing added calmly: "He's dead, let's take off his chrysanthemum and study it carefully."

"Ah ah ah !!!! You can't be eye -catching !!!" Song Jiang roared: "Two adults !!! This chrysanthemum must be compared with each other to look at each other to be more different !!! It is recommended to get the villain's chrysanthemums Finally, I took down Dai Zong’s chrysanthemums and compared them carefully to make the transformation more clear!!!”

"It makes sense!" Cai Dezhang and Huang Wenbing were overjoyed: "That's it!"

"Damn it!!!" Dai Zong roared: "Song Jiang, you king, you son of a bitch, I will never let you go!!!"

"Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Song Jiang let out another cheerful ghost laugh!The four yamen servants dragged the two of them out of the yamen gate and put them in a prison van!

On the same day, several officials went to the crossroads to clean the execution ground and posted notices. After dinner the next day, soldiers and executioners were ordered to feed Song Jiang Dai Zong a bowl of long rest rice and farewell wine, and marched to the execution ground.

Arrived at the intersection, surrounded by a circle of soldiers, two executioners stood still, and a circle of idlers watched vigorously, waiting for the knife to be performed at [-]:[-] noon.

Dai Zong was very dissatisfied: "You bastard! Come on! Continue to hurt each other!"

Song Jiang was also very dissatisfied: "If it weren't for you, the frustrating bird, you would have killed me so far! We have already gone to the execution ground to kill each other! How can we hurt each other if we hurt each other?"

"I really never thought that I would die with you, a bird!"

"I didn't expect it either!"

"At [-]:[-] p.m.! Slash!" The supervisor pulled out a token and threw it on the ground!The two executioners took out the wooden sign behind Song Jiang Daizong and raised their knives high!

Song Jiang closed his eyes and sighed, "Father, I'm sorry for you..."

Dai Zong closed his eyes and sighed, "My bank deposits... shiny gold and silver..."

"Wow!!!" There was a roar, but it was like a thunderbolt in the air!When Song Jiang Daizong opened his eyes to look, he saw a dark figure jumping down from the restaurant by the roadside!Two big axes dragged the cold light and split the two executioners in half one by one!

The camera stretched forward to give a close-up of the burly black figure!The bearded man turned his head: "Brother! Tieniu is here to save you!"

Song Jiang shed two tears: "Iron! Bull!!!"

Seeing someone robbing the court, the surrounding soldiers all turned around and charged towards Li Kui with their guns!

"Brother, follow me!" After saying that, Li Kui split the ropes all over Song Jiang's body to carry him up. Seeing the mighty encirclement, Song Jiang broke his heart: "Tie Niu, run quickly! Don't wait for me!" People have lost their lives in vain!"

Li Kui turned his head and smiled slightly. Although he looked extremely ugly, Song Jiang seemed to have seen the most beautiful smile in his life: "Brother, stop talking nonsense. Compared with my brother's life, what is Tieniu's life?"

"Tie Niu..." Song Jiang fell deeply behind Li Kui's back and shed tears: "But how can we break through?"

"Brother, don't be afraid, I met a tiger brother with super excretory ability in the medical center that day!" Li Kui said, and saw countless bullets splashing across the northern part of the venue like a flood, and the people who swept the soldiers in the north were turned on their backs!

Through the row of fallen soldiers, you can see Xue Yong holding his butt!Xue Yong shook the chrysanthemum to Song Jiang and Li Kui: "Run, benefactor! Because I haven't eaten all day, stop now!"

"Thank you!" Li Kui went straight to the north with Song Jiang on his back!After Xue Yong hugged his buttocks while stepping back and breaking them, the chrysanthemum was swept away like the muzzle of a Gatling machine gun, and the Jiangzhou soldiers were turned on their backs!

"Fuck!!! Me!? You Li Kui!!! You're messing with Song Jiang! I'm still here!!! Is there no one to save me!!!?" Dai Zong was still tied where he was Howling!In this chaotic situation and howling, a person squeezed out from the panic-stricken people and came to his side and said softly: "Even if you abandon me, I will never abandon you, just let me save you. "

Dai Zong was taken aback and turned his head away!The moment he turned his head, his mouth was covered by a big thick lip!With difficulty, he tilted his head back and the mouths of the two men stretched to the length of an anteater again!The moment the two mouths opened, a circle of heart-shaped spit came out!

Dai Zong was dumbfounded by the kiss, and the man picked up Dai Zong and ran away: "If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, all are here to make up the numbers! ?

What does it mean to get out of the tiger's mouth and into the wolf's den?Dai Zong understood today.

That person squeezed out from the panic-stricken onlookers, hugged Princess Dai Zong affectionately, kissed her and ran away!Dai Zong was dumbfounded by the kiss. He blinked for a long time before realizing that the person holding him was Zhu Gui who tore up the letter in Liangshan!

"Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah! A scholar can be killed, but he can't be humiliated! I'd rather lose my life than lose my knot!"

Zhu Gui stopped and stared into his eyes affectionately: "Is this true?"

"really!"

Zhu Guisi pulled out a small knife and put it on Dai Zong's neck: "Then I will kill you first and then die for love!"

"Hey man, spare me, I'm just kidding! I just misremembered! It's clear that the scholar can't be humiliated!"

"That's right!" Zhu Gui ran behind those soldiers!The power of love made him squeeze out of the group of soldiers abruptly!

The group of soldiers looked at this, okay?Both prisoners who were about to be beheaded ran away!They hurriedly picked up their spears and poked Zhu Gui's chrysanthemum!

I saw Zhu Gui's chrysanthemum tightly clamping the first spearhead that came over!The chrysanthemum twisted vigorously and lifted up all the soldiers who were holding their spears!Behind Zhu Gui, the spear and the soldiers were like a porcupine's tail, turning those who were swept away by the soldiers on their backs!The group of soldiers looked at Zhu Gui's chrysanthemum with cold sweat all over their heads, no one dared to take a step forward!

Zhu Gui followed the footsteps of Li Kui and Xue Yong and ran northward for three or five miles with a group of soldiers behind him, but saw a big river lying ahead, and Li Kui stood in front of the river with Song Jiang on his back, worried: "Why is there another big river here? Brother, can you swim?"

Song Jiang shook his head: "No."

Li Kui put down Song Jiang and faced the soldiers who followed Zhu Gui, he squeezed his two-sided ax tightly: "Then let's kill a bloody way out!"

"Wait a minute, brother Tieniu! Look there! Isn't there a boat there?" Xue Yong pointed to Jiang Xin, but saw a group of people on a big boat cooking barbecue in the open air, Song Jiang raised his voice in a hurry: "The one who sailed the boat!!! And come to the shore to save people!!! Your money is indispensable!!!”

The sound was floating, and a group of people on the boat heard the sound and drove the boat to this end. You can see that there are ten people on the boat, and when you can see the faces of the people, eight of the ten people all screamed: "It's that fellow Song Jiang!!!"

Li Kui praised: "My brother is famous far and wide, and he can meet people he knows wherever he goes! It's amazing!"

Song Jiang looked dumbfounded: "What's so famous about this, it's clearly a bad luck for eight lifetimes..."

There were two brothers Mu Chun and Mu Hong, two brothers Zhang Shun and Zhang Heng, two brothers Tong Wei and Tong Meng on the boat, and Li Jun and Li Li were carrying a flute and an abacus!In short, all the troubles encountered during the trip to Jiangzhou were all crowded on this boat!Hearing the chatter of flowers, birds and fish markets on the boat start to quarrel——

Mu Chun and Mu Hong shouted: "Don't go to the shore, don't go to the shore! Oh, there is that one who dragged us into a restaurant! Let's just watch them being chopped into meat by the officers and soldiers!"

Zhang Heng yelled: "Dock to shore! The tiger flesh that escaped from the master's boat last time!"

Li Jun shouted: "I can't eat or eat! It's over after eating his book! Let's go to the shore and save him!"

Zhang Shun shouted: "Hurry up and hide as far as he can before he puts the curse of the dark cloud on our heads!"

Tong Weitong yelled: "Made, why are there so many characters in this broken book! I'm so stunned! Why Mao had to make up one hundred and eight people is too damn painful! And what's even more painful is that this section seems to be about us. The only line of dialogue between the two brothers in the original book and this book!?"

Li Li shouted: "Fate!!!"

The words of Li Jun and Zhang Shun reminded Song Jiang: "Scumbags!!! You must come to the shore to save me!!! I am the protagonist of this book!!! A black hole pops out of the center and swallows everything in it!!! No one will be able to live at that time!!!”

The people on the boat looked at each other, and Li Jun shrugged: "Uh... well, what he said should be true."

So a group of people pulled the boat to the shore, and Song Jiang and his party of five boarded the boat in a panic. The boat seemed to leave the shore with arrows, leaving behind the soldiers who had been watching for a long time.

"I said, that short black ugly guy said he was the protagonist? The world will disappear after he dies? Then if we let them go, won't we save the world?" Soldier A asked in surprise.

"No way, isn't it usually the protagonist who saves the world? That guy's appearance is too low, where is the appearance of the protagonist? If we saved the world just now, aren't we the protagonist now?" Soldier B was surprised road.

"Ah! The author and I have fallen into deep thinking together! It is clear that we are characters without a name, but we have saved the world and done what the protagonist should do, but we are not the protagonist... This is simply called the protagonist paradox Right?" Soldier C asked in surprise.

"Listen up, people on the boat!!! I recognize all of you!!! This puts you journalists on par with death row criminals!!!" Soldier D, who couldn't make it to the front row, shouted.

At this time, the atmosphere on the boat was still tense, and the group of people led by Zhang Heng surrounded the five of them.

"Did you hear me! Let's settle the matter! It's a big matter! It's the same crime as the condemned prisoner!"

"Master has killed countless people! He has long been a death row inmate! Roast and eat that tiger man first!"

"I like the big black guy with the ax better!"

"Grill and eat, roast and eat! Everyone except Song Jiang digs their hearts and livers to drink with!"

"Get off everyone!!!" Song Jiang shouted and shouted back everyone!I saw him lift a broad ax and put it on his neck: "If you dare to touch one finger of the people around me, I will die for you!!!"

The ax had already pressed a streak of blood on his neck, everyone looked at him and smacked their lips a few times, then retreated silently, and these people all heaved a sigh of relief.

"Let's find a place to rest, don't leave me five meters away." Song Jiang looked around and found that the two people holding the flute and the abacus were kind, so he led the five people to come over.

The person holding the flute has a handsome protagonist's face, an eagle with golden wings resting on his shoulder, and a big tortoise crouching under his feet, he looks like a shrewd businessman with an abacus.

"You are the well-known Jiyu in Yuncheng County, Song Jiang Song Gongming?" The man's face was bright.

"It's just not talented." Song Jiang bowed: "May I ask your Excellency?"

"The villain's name is Ma Lin, and people in the Jianghu call him the Iron Flute Immortal. He just came here to make up the number of one hundred and eight." They settled the accounts, but they also came to make up one hundred and eight."

Jiang Jing saluted slightly.

Li Kui was dissatisfied and said, "This person is just an accountant?"

Ma Lin smiled brightly again: "That's right."

"How can anyone come and make up the one hundred and eight?"

"And me!" said the golden-winged eagle on Ma Lin's shoulder: "I'm Ou Peng, people in the Jianghu are called Moyun Golden Wings, and I used the only line of dialogue in the book to make up the number of zero and eight!"

"What a bird!!!"

"And me!" The tortoise under Ma Lin's feet also opened his mouth: "I'm Tao Zongwang, people in the Jianghu are called the nine-tailed turtle, and I used the only line of dialogue in the book to make up the number of zero and eight!"

"Even the king can come to make up the number!!!"

"Calm down, calm down." Song Jiang reassured Li Kui, "There are still stone men and Tai Sui on top of Liangshan, and these two are really living creatures that can breathe."

"My lord, my lord." Li Jun leaned over and said, "We are now guilty of the same crime as you. I'm afraid Jiangzhou will issue a wanted warrant and we won't be able to get along anymore. Where else can we go?"

"Of course there is only one place left." Song Jiang stood up and raised his arms against the wind!His finger pointed to the northeast, and the fingertips seemed to be shining with golden light!

Song Jiang called out the name of the land he loved deeply with solemn and deep feelings: "——If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!!!"

☆, Sure enough, picking your feet is the business!

Li Kui said in surprise: "I want to know what's going to happen next time, let's hear what kind of place it is!? The name of the place is so long!!"

"The despicable author changed my lines again!" Song Jiang angrily said, "What I want to talk about is that Liangshanbo!"

"That's right, we can only go to Liangshanbo!" Zhu Gui also squeezed out: "There are beautiful mountains and clear waters, there are four distinct seasons there; there are fish and shrimps in the warehouse, there are exotic flowers everywhere; there are giants guarding there, and there are troubles day and night!"

The people in Jiangzhou on the boat were all shocked: "The confrontation is so neat! Is that land really full of strange flowers, stirring up the foundation day and night?"

"That's right! I guarantee it with my personality!" Zhu Gui patted Dai Zong's chest!

"You pervert, don't touch me!" Before Dai Zong was untied, he jumped to the side.

"Honey!" Zhu Gui hurriedly chased after him.

"That's right, only Liangshanbo is left, the holy place immersed in the holy light!!!" Song Jiang stretched his arms against the wind again!Point your finger to the northeast!A large piece of holy light gathered into a gate placed in front of the ship!The door opened slowly, and under the guidance of Song Jiang, the people in this boat passed the door in a boat of friendship and led to a brand new new world!

The new world behind that door is the beautiful Liangshanbo. Chao Gai Wu Yong led all the people in the village and non-human species to stand on the bank and wave small flags. People in the boat got off the boat one by one. Wu Yong had a headache. Extremely: "Oh, I brought a group of people here again. There are not enough dormitories in the cottage, and I have to allocate manpower to build dormitories. When will my astronomy hall be built?"

"How many people are there in the cottage now?" Song Jiang asked Chao Gai, and Chao Gai took out the roster: "You have a total of 37."

"It's terrible." Song Jiang raised his forehead in pain: "There are still 71 short! Why does Ma De have to make up [-]? Does [-] have any meaning? If you make up [-], you can summon Shenlong?"

"Then we'll be done with these 37 people!" Chao Gai said happily!

"That's right! It's great to finish this suggestion with 37 people!" Song Jiang yelled at the sound engineer: "Play the music at the end of the story!" He then yelled at the special effects artist: "Hurry up and put it in the center of the screen!" Type the finale three words!"

The sound engineer and special effects engineer are happy to hurry up and go home for the holiday!The music from the back of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back floated faintly!The special effects artist put all his efforts to drive out the three words "The Finale" that are gilded, flashing, diamond-encrusted, terra stone-encrusted and colorful tassels slowly descending from the center of the screen!

"Ka! Kakaka!!!" Wu Yong squeezed his head from the side: "Something happened! Something happened!!! You Jiangzhou case happened, Cai Dezhang ordered people to arrest Xiao Rang, who was in charge of writing, and the person who was in charge of engraving seals. Jin Dajian!"

"Hey, it's none of my business, I can't let the two birds affect the good mood of the finale!"

"He also sent people to your house to arrest your father and brother! Let them be beheaded for you!"

"Fuck!?" Song Jiang was dumbfounded: "Ka Ka Ka Ka!!!" He rushed forward and kicked the words "The Finale" into the water: "And wait until I rescue my father and brother before the end!" !"

"Dean Dai! The matter between Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian was provoked by you, so go and rescue them up the mountain."

"Why can't I get good things anywhere!"

Song Jiang hurriedly jumped into the boat and sailed to the other side, but above the dark clouds and the blue sky, a pair of eyes were staring at him like cockroaches. . .

Song Jiang rushed all the way towards Songjiazhuang, and after several days of driving, he finally arrived at the head of Songjiazhuang village. When he was about to enter the village, a voice came from the nearby woods: "You fellow Song Jiang! Don't go home!"

"Hey?" When Song Jiang turned his head to look, there was no one in the grove, and he knocked his head thinking he was hallucinating.

"That guy! Believe me, don't come home to me!"

"Hey?" Song Jiang was sure it wasn't an auditory hallucination this time, he turned his head and looked around again, but still couldn't see anyone!He broke out in a cold sweat in shock, could it be that he has run into something evil?

"You idiot! Look up the tree!"

Song Jiang just looked up the tree, but saw the red buttocks on both sides of the branch twisting towards him: "That's right! You can see it!" The owner of the red buttocks turned around, but it was a monkey.

"... tricked by a monkey!"

"No! I'm not a monkey! My name is Hou Jian! People in the Jianghu are called gibbons! I'm also here to make up the one hundred and eight!"

"Even a monkey has come to count!!!"

"Made is treated differently!!! You don't complain about the Taisui stone man, the bird, the tortoise, etc.!!! But when I come to make up the number, you complain!!!"

Song Jiang shrugged: "If you want to make up the numbers, you can go to Liangshan to report by yourself. Why stop me?"

"You idiot! The order from Jiangzhou has already been issued! Zhao Neng and Zhao De, the capital of the county, have set up a net around your house and wait for you to go back and catch the decapitator!"

Song Jiang was taken aback: "Thank you, big brother, for saving your life!"

"You seem to be very confused now. I was ordered to bring you to meet a big man." The monkey jumped off the tree and walked up with its red buttocks twisting: "Follow me."

"Big man...?" Song Jiang was stunned: "But my father and my younger brother..."

"Just come with me, and I'll take you to meet your father and brother after meeting this big man." The monkey became impatient: "If you don't believe it, I'll poke that golden cudgel into your asshole!"

"..." Song Jiang had no choice but to follow the monkey through a large forest, but an ancient temple appeared in front of him, and the monkey stopped at the door: "Go in."

"..." Song Jiang looked suspiciously into the temple through the crack of the door, for fear that there were two brothers Zhao Neng and Zhao De in the temple. The monkey became impatient again, and it took out a billiard cue from nowhere: "I will poke you." Chrysanthemums!"

Song Jiang was so frightened that he hurriedly opened the door and ran in.

As soon as he entered the temple, he seemed to be stepping on the clouds. In front of him, there appeared a grand hall full of fairy spirit and colorful clouds. Song Jiang was shocked. When he turned around, there was a blue sky behind him. Where was the shadow of the temple gate?

When I looked up again, I saw two girls in Tsing Yi in front of the hall holding whisks and saluting to him: "Master Song Xing, Your Majesty is here to invite you."

Song Jiang was stunned: "Star Lord? Empress? What the hell is going on?"

"Star Lord, hurry up, don't ask the empress to stay longer."

"No, no, no, what the hell is this? Isn't it too weird? I won't leave unless you explain it clearly!"

The two girls sighed at the same time: "It's so annoying..." A girl grabbed his arm and fell over his shoulder!Another girl leaned over in front of Song Jiang who was about to fall to the ground and carried it on her back!The girl carried Song Jiang on her back and ran to the main hall!

Song Jiang was stunned: "Which world is this high-powered girl!!! Let me go!!!" Just as he was shouting, he felt the chrysanthemum cool down!When I looked back, the girl who had performed the shoulder throw just now was pressing against his asshole with a dust whisk: "No noise is allowed in the hall!!! Beep, beep, poke your asshole!!!"

Song Jiang covered his mouth with his hands in horror.

There are dragon and phoenix brick steps under your feet, surrounded by strong pines and bamboos. Along the steps, you walk across a clear river and a jade bridge, but you see a fairy clothes fluttering on a resplendent throne,