Water Xu Chuan

And he proudly caressed his crimson crest head, and the holy light in that key part shone exceptionally at this moment: "Where am I acting suspiciously? I am definitely not a suspicious person! No matter how you look at it, I am just a fashionista who plays body art !"

"Oh!" Lei Heng was stunned: "So you are a fashionista and a great artist, fly!"

"That's right!" Shamat slowly and proudly caressed the part of himself covered by the holy light with his hands.

"What about your photographer, fly?"

"Art does not exist in photos, in albums, or in the eyes of others, that's right!" Sha Matt stood up on the altar and posed like Marilyn Monroe!As he stood up, the key part wrapped in holy light hit Lei Heng's nose: "True art only lives in the hearts of artists!"

Lei Heng covered his nose and took a step back: "The county magistrate's butt mark hasn't disappeared yet, you gave me another penis mark fly! How can I go out to meet people in the future, fly!"

"Oh? You?" Shamat looked at Lei Heng with eyes like looking at a bug: "Your body is not fashionable or trendy at all, and the big wings on the back are so vulgar! Where the hell are you? Is it a copycat online game? And Fly’s weird mouth? You ask me how do you go out to meet people? If I were you, I’d just smoke myself to death with my fat times!”

Lei Heng trembled: "You can insult my personality, insult my appearance, but you must not insult my dream fly! Tie him to fly!!!" He waved his hand and the soldiers around rushed up to kill Matt Tear it off the altar and throw it to the ground!

☆、"Earth Temple and Naked Man"

It's so strange, why did the volume that was supposed to belong to Yang Zhi turn into some kind of tattered article?

In fact, during the writing on the 18th, the author suddenly discovered that Yang Zhi’s story was not long enough to form a volume. In the future stories, no one would be able to do it alone. These days, fooling people has to form a group, let alone a book?

So the first three chapters of Yang Zhijuan were given to Lin Chong, and the last three chapters turned into a so-called main story without any sense of disobedience!Wow I'm totally blown away by my ingenuity!

So we came to the place where the romance started - Yuncheng County.

Speaking of Yuncheng County, it can be said that it is famous all over the world. In Yuncheng County, there is a king, a rain, and a water pool. This water pool refers to the Liangshan Pod; , Yasi of Yuncheng County—timely rain Song Jiang; this king refers to Baozheng of Dongxi Village—Tuota Heavenly King Chao Gai.

As mentioned in the previous chapter, there are two villages outside the east gate of Yuncheng County, Dongxi Village and Xixi Village, separated by a stream.It turns out that Xixi Village is often haunted by ghosts, so the villagers invited a monk named Zhizhen, who is indeed the elder of Wutai Mountain now.Zhizhen pulled out a Xiang Pagoda on the bank of the stream in Xixi Village for 49 [-] days.

The Xiang Pagoda is as tall as three people, with a generous and beautiful appearance, and it is full of Xiang inside. It stands proudly by the stream and continuously emits the light of excrement yellow.So far, Xixi Village is no longer haunted by ghosts, and every time there is a breeze, the tower smells like the smog and haze of a village in Dongxi Village.

The taste is lingering and varied, with red in the white, black in the black and purple in the white. It condenses the taste of Zhizhen Qiqi’s every meal for 49 days. It lingers in the village for several years and lasts for several years. Dongxi Village Villagers have moved home.

Our beautiful living environment has been destroyed like this?Chao Gai was furious. He ran to the other side of the stream for environmental protection, lifted the Xiangtao and threw it into the stream. From then on, the stream was yellow with dung all day long. The air in Dongxi Village was fresh, and Xixi Village began to be haunted again , People also gave him the title of King of Tota.

Let's say that Lei Heng tied up Shamate in the Earth Temple, and 21 people rushed to the county government office like carrying pigs.

As he walked, he was worried about his face again. This is the county magistrate's butt seal and the seal of killing Matt Ding Ding. If he can't get rid of it, how should he see people?My good looks can never be ruined!No, I have to find an acquaintance to see!

He happened to be passing by Chaogai Village in Dongxi Village, and he led the soldiers into the village with a thought.

When Chao Gai heard that it was Lei Henglai who came to report to the concierge, he rushed out to greet him. As soon as Lei Heng saw Chao Gai, he held Chao Gai's hand and stood facing him affectionately, saying: "Chao Baozheng! I have butt marks on my face." fly?"

Chao Gai looked at it carefully for a long time: "No."

Lei Heng showed a piercing smile and then asked affectionately: "Chao Baozheng! Do I have dicks on my face?"

Chao Gai looked at it carefully for a long time: "Not at all."

Overjoyed, Lei Heng patted Chao Gai's shoulder fiercely: "My good looks keep fly! Chao Baozheng sees fly again!"

Chao Gai raised his hand dumbly and shook: "Goodbye." He stared at the backs of Lei Heng and the soldiers for a long time in a daze, why are these people here?

Chao Baozheng and Chao Baozheng yelled three times in a row, and Shamat, who was being carried like a dead pig, raised his head!He looked at Chao Gai who was still waving his hands in a daze and shouted, "Uncle! Uncle, save me!"

Everyone was taken aback, Chao Gai was stunned again, he started from his wife and grandparents, but he couldn't figure out when he had a nephew.

But something was wrong, and he immediately responded accordingly: "Ouch! My nephew? Look at your bright hair color, are you not Li Goudan?"

That Shamat immediately shouted: "You son of a bitch, your sister is not earthy! I am Liu Puqiangkuovsky-Tangtang!"

Chao Gai spurted a stream of old blood from the corner of his mouth, he hurriedly wiped away the old blood and acted accordingly again: "Ouch! You are not my eldest nephew Li Goudan? You turned out to be my second nephew Liu Puqiang's crotch husband who went to Moscow for development." Sky! How come you still dyed your hair red like a dog?"

Lei Heng sized up Shamat and Chao Gai: "Chao Baozheng, is this your second nephew fly?"

"That's right." Chao Gai nodded: "He used to live here when he was four or five years old, and then he went to Moscow with his father to develop, and he hasn't heard from me for more than 20 years. Fortunately, this kid still remembers me. Are you tied up?"

"Oh," Lei Heng said very naturally: "Liang Zhongshu, the left-behind secretary in Beijing, is going to send [-] birthday plans to his father-in-law Cai Jing to celebrate his birthday fly, and he will send people to crack down on it along the way. I just found it in the earth temple. Your second nephew is flying."

Chao Gai blinked his eyes: "Birthday Gangye, [-] Guanye. Oh, the point is this second nephew, what strange things did he do in the Earth Temple?"

Sha Matt shook his head, and the big cockscomb fan followed suit: "When I passed by the Temple of the Earth, I suddenly had a burst of inspiration and thought of a performance art theme with the theme of "The Temple of the Earth and the Naked Man"!"

Both Chao Gai and Lei Heng were stunned.

"The Temple of the Earth represents the old superstition, while the naked man represents the new, new, new and new aesthetics of the new century! This seemingly contradictory combination of tradition and modernity is so refreshing and pleasing to the eye!" Matt said that the part shrouded in holy light flashed sharply like a flash bomb again!

Lei Heng frankly faced Chao Gai and patted him on the shoulder: "Let this kid learn to be serious, stop and stop farming to harvest grain, if he really can't do it, come to the county government and I'll arrange for him to be a cleaner fly."

Chao Gai was dumbfounded and forced out a smile: "If the child is willing."

Lei Heng waved his hand: "Put this Liu Shibaji down, Baozheng, farewell to fly!"

"Farewell!" Chao Gai sent Lei Heng out with a smile, then quickly closed the door, and led the Shamat to the backyard to find him a suit of clothes: "Good man, what is your name, come to find the villain What's the matter?"

Sha Matt threw the clothes aside in disdain and remained naked: "My surname is Liu Mingtang, my stage name is Liu Puqiangkuovsky-Tangtang, I was born with red hair, so people call me a red-haired ghost. Impatiently, he put his hand on his chin and despised Chao Gai: "I have heard about Baozheng's name for a long time, and I thought he would be a good man who has the same goals as me and understands fashion and fashion."

Chao Gai was stunned again. He stood up and bowed deeply to Liu Tang: "Mr. Liu is a peerless great artist who is at the forefront of fashion in the entire galaxy. How dare a villain compare with you."

"That's right!" Liu Tang became happy, and he finally smiled: "Although you have no fashion sense, you are indeed a good man as the rumors say. Baozheng, I came to you to give you a set of wealth."

"Rich?"

"That's right, everything starts with the last Paris International Art Exhibition." Liu Tang sighed with grief: "Sure enough, Paris is the capital of fashion and art! The last international art exhibition exhibited a piece called "" The art set of Jelly Stained in Shit! It is said to be Christine Audi’s masterpiece! The first time I saw that set, I was stunned by its profound interpretation and mockery of life! I swear I will buy it again Don't wear any clothes until you get off that "Jelly with Shit"!"

"It's Christian Dior, isn't it? Audi is upset! Speaking of which, how did you go to Paris in the Song Dynasty? You just ran back to Yuncheng County from Paris with your bare back!?"

"I have no money." Liu Tang sighed: "I am a great artist of my generation! I will also be reduced to the author's appearance. Looking at the clothes in the shopping cart and the balance of Alipay, I can only look at the "Stained in Shit". "Jelly" Excited!" As he spoke, his eyes brightened: "Until, I found out about this set of riches and honors!"

"..." Chao Gai held his forehead in pain: "So I ask you what wealth is..."

Liu Tang looked around for a while and didn't see anyone else, so he put his face on him: "You must not let others know about this matter. My brother's reputation as a hero is all over the world, so Liu Tang dares to say this to you: Liang Zhongshu, the left-behind secretary in Beijing, will send ten Wan Guan’s birthday plan is for my father-in-law Cai Jing’s birthday. The money comes from his usual search for people’s fat and anointing, so why not take the ill-gotten wealth! I can still buy clothes with this money, and I can help more people with this money. If you want to get this money... just let her think about it. I don't know how to make it right?"

Chao Gai nodded: "Excellent! This matter should not be hasty, we have to think about it in the long run..." He fell off his head before he could say a word, and landed in front of Liu Tang and Chao Gai, who stared at each other , found that it was an astronomical telescope.

The two of them looked up to the ceiling, only to see a pedantic man riding on the beam, smiling awkwardly, with a pair of couplets and horizontal batches floating beside him.

I saw that the Leftist wrote: Watching the stars and shaking the hexagrams, the thief is sure, haha!

I saw that Youlian wrote: For fortune telling, find Zhiduoxing 233!

I saw that horizontal batch wrote: Lose your Lou Mu!

The man cupped his hands towards the camera: "Everyone Thunder Monkey! I haven't appeared in the next 54 chapters. Does anyone miss me? Babes, let me hear your screams and shouts!"

Liu Tang exploded immediately!With a groan, he pulled out a big yellow knife from the chrysanthemum: "Who the hell are you!?? You dare to eavesdrop on us!?? Honestly tell me how much you heard!!!"

☆. What can be summoned by collecting all seven butt hairs?

The man cupped his fists and cupped his hands calmly: "Actually, I heard almost everything."

Liu Tang turned his head to look at Chao Gai: "Chao Baozheng, what should we do, let's stuff Xiang into his mouth so that this guy will be silent forever."

"Don't panic, this person is my neighbor, and he is not an ordinary person." Chao Gai flipped through Chapter No. 16 and read according to his personal introduction: "His surname is Wu, his name is Yong, his name is pedantic, and his name is highlighted. Sir, the ancestral homelander is called Zhi Duoxing by Jianghu people. He opened the planetarium next door to my house."

"..." Liu Tang looked up at Wu Yong and opened his mouth wide: "Scholar with a Chinese character? Wouldn't I have to call you a pedantic Wu? I'm also a grandfather with a Chinese character!"

"Don't complain about the words below." Wu Yong stroked his beard: "The last person who complained about my words died three or four chapters after he complained." (Referring to Li Ji, details 16-20 chapter)

Liu Tang covered his mouth in horror, only to hear Wu Yong shake his head and continue to say: "That's right, Wu Yong is an astronomy enthusiast, and he is still doing research on the relationship between astrology and human destiny!"

"Also nicknamed Zhi Duoxing and astronomy enthusiast," Liu Tang's mocking expression appeared from behind his hands: "Then tell me how many stars there are in the sky!"

Wu Yong glanced at him: "Do you know how many testicle hairs and how many butt hairs you have?"

"...have no idea."

"People who don't even know how many hairs they have have no right to ask me!" Wu Yong looked at Chao Gai with 12 sincere eyes: "The Big Dipper is quite bright these days! After counting, I finally found that the light of the Big Dipper was actually shining on the roof of your house in Baozheng!"

"Study what you want to express..."

"Xingzhao's family is not safe! I'm planning to move the roof of Baozheng's house to my own!"

"...Move your sister!"

"But how to move the roof without letting the people in the house find it? I have conducted a comprehensive and in-depth investigation on this issue, and finally found that unless there is no one in the house, there is no way to move the roof without being discovered."

"Are you talking nonsense..."

"So I'm going to say hello to Baozheng before removing the roof of your house."

"If you say hello, you won't be allowed to move away!"

Wu Yong was taken aback and shyly twisted: "Brother Ya Die Chao, you just look at our neighbors for several years, it's just a house! It's just a house! If you don't let me move, I will report you both." Officer! How dare you make a plan for the birth plan!"

Chao Gai patted Liu Tang on the shoulder: "I agree with your proposal at the beginning of this chapter, stuff Xiang into his mouth and let him be silent forever."

Liu Tang thought seriously: "Use your Xiang or mine."

"No, pulling it out and stuffing it into his mouth is also a process. Why don't you just throw him into the cesspit of the pigsty and destroy the corpse directly." Chao Gai turned and walked out: "I'll go get a ladder and let's go to the room." He grabbed it."

"Ya Die! My brothers are Ya Die!" Wu Yong hurriedly waved his hands: "Anyone with a little IQ can understand that I am joking! If you remove the roof of your house, won't the stars still shine on your house! The goal of the stars is your home and not the house! The Big Dipper is bright, which has other meanings! I said that I am an astronomy enthusiast, and I am doing research on the relationship between astrology and human destiny! These seven stars are shining here The seven heroes who symbolize the fate of the gods gather here to discuss the birthday plan!"

"Yeah, it makes sense..." Chao Gai lowered his head and thought.

"Seven people!!?" Liu Tang blew his hair straight away: "One person can take the birthday card alone! Two people can share the birthday card equally! You plan to call seven people!? My "Jelly with Shit" When can I wear it on my body!"

"It's a matter of days! Brother Liu Tang, I don't mind giving you my share!" Wu Yong said righteously!

"I'll give you my share too, so you can get three-sevenths and you shouldn't have any complaints." Chao Gai was also righteous!

Liu Tang burst into tears: "Thank you both for your great support to our country's art cause!"

"But you have to be so superstitious to get seven people on the number of days..."

"It's not a superstition, seven is a very auspicious number." Wu Yong said happily, "Dragon Balls have seven, right? Calabash Baby has seven, right? Even Brother Liu Tang has seven ass hairs."

"Don't peek at strange places!!!" Liu Tang yelled and covered the chrysanthemum.

"But where should the other four go?"

"This..." Wu Yong showed embarrassment: "It's fate, it's really impossible to hire four extras..."

While talking, I heard a commotion outside, a Zhuang Ding came up and knocked on the door: "Master! Master! It's not good, someone died!"

"Ah?" Chao Gai was taken aback. He was discussing the birthday outline, why did he die?An ominous omen, he and Wu Yong looked at each other worriedly and hurriedly followed the dealer and ran out: "Who is the one who died?"

"Master! The one who died was a man who came to the village to sell fish!"

"A fish seller? How did he die?"

"The three of them came to sell fish at the gate of the village! I was watching one of them make a scissors hand to the camera. After doing the scissors hand, his whole body convulsed and foamed at the mouth and died!"

Every time there is fish on the dinner table, it means that there will be more than every year, and the death of the fish buyer at the gate of the village means that not only did he not make any money on this birthday, but he also bought the manor into it?Chao Gai left the village in doubt, only to see a circle of people outside surrounded the three fish sellers in the middle, and the man in the middle was really lying on the ground with no breath, foaming at the mouth!

"What are you looking at! It's rare to see, it's so strange! He came back to life after a short while! King Yama dare not accept him!" shouted a fierce-looking man next to the man.

"Sell... sell fish! Freshly caught in Shishishijie Village, big and big carp!" shouted a huge upright meat ball that looked out of shape next to the man.

Chao Gai was startled when he saw these two people, this is a dead person and such a different person!Is this birthday issue really unlucky?Seeing that he came to the village, all the dealers gave way to him, and he clasped his fists at the two of them: "Brothers, it's not good for this person to die, it's better to report to the officials and let this brother be buried for peace. "

"Scumbag is really ignorant!" The vicious man roared: "My brother is called Short-lived Erlang! The only characteristic of the whole character is short-lived! Without the short-lived characteristic, what is the difference between him and passers-by!? You want to deprive him of Does my brother have a sense of existence!?"

Chao Gai was stunned: "I dare not! But since he is short-lived, how did he grow up so big?"

The ferocious man stepped on the bench and put on a shining cool face: "Do you know who I am?"

"In the deserted village, I don't know the name of a hero. Forgive my sins, forgive my sins."

"I am Ruan Xiaoqi, the living Yama in the legend! The Yama king in the underground is my third uncle! I won't let him take my brother! Even if my brother dies 38 times a day, he will still come back to life!"

"What a powerful resurrection specialist priest!" Chao Gai sighed sincerely: "You are the living Yan Luo Ruan Xiaoqi in the legend, and your brother who died on the ground is the short-lived Erlang Ruan Xiaowu? ..." Chao Gai glanced at the big upright meat ball and panicked, "It's really Tai Sui... Could this be the legendary standing Tai Sui Ruan Xiaoer?"

"Yo! Yo Yo Yo, you are a master! Now that you know our name and ability, do you see if you are interested in the fish we caught?" Ruan Xiaoqi said, and a huge golden carp burst out of the basin. .

Why did these two strangers and one dead man come to the village gate at this juncture?Maybe this is not an ominous omen, but the seven people who should be counted together?Chao Gai felt relieved when he thought about it, he waved his hand: "No need to look, I want all your fish!"

"Oh, my master is happy!" Ruan Xiaoqi smiled brightly: "Seeing that you are so straightforward, let's sign a large order for long-term transactions?"

Chao Gai bowed deeply to Ruan Xiaoqi: "What's the value of a large order, please follow me to the backyard, let's discuss a bigger order!"

☆, Fangliang is indeed a tragic place

"Actually, I still tend to recruit group performers." Liu Tang muttered looking at Chao Gai's back.

"Oh?"

"The group performers only need to be paid an hourly salary, right? There's no need to give them a birthday bonus, right?"

"In theory."

Liu Tang's eyes were blurred, as if he saw the "Jelly with Shit" walking towards him and landed on his head: "That means the core members are only the three of us! Give me the share! I can take the birthday plan all by myself!"

"...Even if it's about the number of days in this matter, you have to give me some reward!" Wu Yong patted the beam with dissatisfaction: "At least give me an astronomical telescope!"

"Why do you want an astronomical telescope so tasteless! With the extra money, I will have someone imitate "Jelly Stained in Shit" as a reward for you to wear!" Liu Tang's brain map overflowed, and his thoughts returned to the last time Paris International Art Exhibition - The host is shouting: 'The work that will be exhibited below is the masterpiece of Christine Audi!Designers and artists, please wait and see! '

"He's a French host, doesn't he speak French!?"

I saw a muscular naked man walking slowly on the catwalk. . .Just when all the onlookers were taken aback, someone with sharp eyes saw that the naked man was holding a jelly box in his hand!The trademark above is still Xizhilang's!Under the spotlight, even sharp-eyed people saw the pink assorted jelly with several kinds of pulp on top of the naked man's head!And in the dark orange on the surface of the jelly, those who are more discerning can see that the jelly is stained with feces!

"Isn't this just a jelly!! I also specially emphasized that it belongs to Xi Zhilang!!"

All the onlookers applauded thunderously!They all think that this work of art thoroughly demonstrates the deepest understanding of life!Liu Tang was even more excited and took off his clothes on the spot, swearing to God that he would never wear any clothes again before putting on this dress!

'Has everyone been shocked by Christian Audi's design! The host was still speaking Chinese: "Let's take a look at the price of this dress - [-] million Baileys!" ! ! '

"Fuck, return Bailey!!! How to exchange the soft girl coins and copper coins into Baileys!!! Please hurry back to the world of One Piece!!!"

"When I get the birthday card, I will make a fake of this handed down work of art for you to wear!"

"Put your sister on, this trashy thing!!!"

"The genuine product is a perfect combination of shit and jelly, and the fake one should be missing one. Do you choose jelly or shit?"

"Choose your sister, thank you for your kindness, you can keep it for yourself!!!"

"Student! Artist! A man from heaven is here to help you and me!" The door was pushed open, and Chao Gai was followed by a ferocious man and a large lump of trembling fat. Carrying a dead man: "Now there are six Big Dippers!"

"What is this, Qi your sister, a Tai Sui and a dead man!!!"

Chao Gai waved his hand solemnly: "Please introduce yourself grandly!"

I saw that Tuo Tai Sui was trembling, he couldn't see where his head and butt were, let alone his eyes and mouth, he trembled violently: "I...my name is Ruan Xiaoer, it's Ruan Xiaoer. Xiaoer, no, I’m not the shop’s Xiaoer! As you can see, I’m a lump, a lump, not a lump of baba! I’m a lump of Tai Sui! People in the world say, Li, Li Li Li, Tai Sui!”

"The skeleton is so amazing!!! Fuck you are too old!!!"

The dead man breathed out a sigh of relief as if he had come back to life, he raised his head and made a scissors hand towards the camera: "My name is Ruan Xiaowu! I come from Shijie Village! It looks like a very passerby! People in the Jianghu are called Short-lived Erlang! Please everyone... hiccup!" Ruan Xiaowu hiccupped, his face turned purple, kicked his legs a few times and passed away.

"As expected of a short-lived Jiro, after all, after introducing himself, his life is too short to be lifeless!!!"

The vicious man faced the camera: "Hello everyone, I am the third child of the Ruan family, Ruan Xiaoqi. Please don't ask me why we only have three brothers in our family and why I can be ranked as the seventh child. The eldest is still Tai Sui. Over .”

"I spit out the biggest flaws of the three of you!!!"

Chao Gai looked at Wu Yong in amazement: "How can you become a scorner when I just turn around like this?"

Wu Yong tilted his head dementedly: "Then please don't recruit these weird teammates."

"How did you become a teammate? Tell me." Ruan Xiaoqi put the dead Ruan Xiaowu on a chair and sat on his stomach. Ruan Xiaowu grinned and spit out a small fountain of blood: " Why do you have to come here to negotiate a bigger order?"

"The earning from selling fish is really limited, isn't it? After a year of hard work, you can only support a family." Chao Gai tried his best to put on a sincere expression.

"No, the three of us have already made ten thousand yuan households."

"... People must have dreams! Are you satisfied with the simple ten thousand yuan household?"

"Yeah, contentment is always happy, just go with the situation!"

A stream of old blood dripped from the corner of Chao Gai's mouth, and he waved to Liu Tang: "Brother Liu, can you talk to them?"

Liu Tang walked up to Ruan Xiaoqi with light and coquettish catwalks, and shook the part wrapped in the holy light in front of Ruan Xiaoqi: "Hurry up~ we can hire extras after you leave!"

Chao Gai was stunned, the old blood drooped to the ground.

Ruan Xiaoqi shook his hand and punched like the wind!A gust of fist wind blew past and lifted the clothes of the surrounding people!That windy fist precisely hit Liu Tang's part wrapped in holy light!From that part, there were two sounds of breaking eggshells!Liu Tang knelt on the ground with a livid face, clutching his crotch.

"Tell me, I'm suddenly interested in what you guys are going to do." Ruan Xiaoqi looked at Wu Yong on the beam.

Wu Yong cleared his throat: "Cai Jing's birthday, his son-in-law Liang Zhongshu wants to give him a birthday plan of [-] coins, do you know?"

"Slightly heard."

"This money came from his search for people's fat and anointing. It is said that his monthly salary is not enough to buy clothes for his wife. Let me think about it, why not take the ill-gotten gains? I wonder if the three strong men are willing to join the gang? Waiting for wealth, how long will you be able to catch fish?"

Ruan Xiaoqi twitched his lips a few times: "After the birthday outline is robbed, how will it be divided?"

Chao Gai sucked back the old piece of blood that had been dragged to the ground: "There are three people in your place, and there are three people in my place. After dividing equally, I will count among myself within the organization."

With a bitter face, Liu Tang pressed his hand on Ruan Xiaoqi's thigh: "Ya Butterfly...recruit a group of performers...to swallow..."

Ruan Xiaoqi clapped his hands: "Equal split is [-] guan! Deal!"

Chao Gai and Wu Yong clapped their hands, and Ruan Xiaoer slurred his fat and trembled: "Yes, I have money. After the money, I, I, I, I will marry a wife!"

"Who would marry Tai Sui if you marry your sister!!!"

"If you are a pedant, we are already a group, so don't complain! They might go to recruit a female Tai Sui!"

Ruan Xiaowu breathed out and came back to life: "I want to buy a plane! Travel around the world three times by myself!" After speaking, he vomited blood and died again!

"Damn driving your sister around the world!! You died before flying out of Yuncheng County, and the plane crashed!!!"

"Stop being pedantic! It's not easy to form a team, so let's just let it go!"

"Then shouldn't we have a meal, a drink, and a bunch of skewers to carefully study how to rob this birthday card?" Ruan Xiaoqi licked his lips with his tongue.

"That's right! I've neglected you!" Chao Gai helped Liu Tang up from the ground: "Come here! Set up a feast for the three heroes of the Ruan family!"

Liu Tang cried as he was being helped along the way: "Recruiting a group of performers...to swallow alone...to recruit a group of performers...to swallow alone..."

"If you have already formed a team, don't worry about recruiting a group of performers!" Wu Yong watched the five people disappear from sight and looked at the ground more than three meters away in panic: "Damn it, don't go!" !Who will bring me a ladder to let me go down!!! How did I get up at that time? The surnamed Chao came back and brought me a ladder!!!”

☆、At least the shit is still fresh

The author has something to say: Well. . .I’m so sorry yesterday, I had a fight with someone the night before yesterday, and I was in a bad mood all day yesterday due to insomnia and continuous quarrels

Well, is your emotional state a little better today?Well, the state of writing may have been affected. . .It's really unreliable to change yourself twice in three days. . .

"Strange, weird." At nightfall, Wu Yong blushed from drinking and set up an astronomical telescope in the courtyard of Chao Gai's house, while the rest of the people were drinking and grilling fish and meat in a row.

"Pedant, why is it strange?" Chao Gai hugged him drunkenly.

"Now there are six people, but you can see that the second and last of the Big Dipper are still dim." Wu Yong swept the surrounding people and whispered: "There should be two people who haven't joined the group yet. And among the six of us now, there may be one person who does not match the number of heaven and earth."

"Hey... don't let others hear such dejected words." Chao Gai sprayed Wu Yong with a face full of alcohol: "Then tell me, who is that person?"

Wu Yong stared straight at the inhuman Tai Sui lying on the chair trembling with his eyes—Ruan Xiaoer: "What's the point? This is not human at all!"

"I think so too, don't let the two of the Ruan family get discouraged by speaking out. But where should those two go to find them?"

"This... depends on fate, Cai Jing's birthday is on the fifteenth day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar, and those who have a birthday plan should be leaving soon."

"Instead of looking for those two people, let's discuss how to outsmart this birthday guide." Chao Gai patted Wu Yong's shoulder: "The only way they must pass is Huangnigang. Just now Brother Liu Tang proposed an idea , he plans to hold an art fair in Wong Nai Kong to attract them to come in and watch it, how about taking the opportunity to make a move?"

"... I feel that people who carry [-] gold and silver jewelry on their backs are not in the mood to watch some weird art fair held by weird people."

"Then what Ruan Xiaoqi proposed, how about letting Ruan Xiaowu stand in their way and pretend to be dead?"

"...I don't doubt Changshou Erlang's feigning death... No, it's a real death technique, but I doubt what kind of porcelain can make a hundred thousand guan..."

"How about Ruan Xiaoer's idea of ​​holding a Tai Sui Excavation and Appreciation Conference in Huangnigang? Then claiming that it is a Tai Sui that is unique in the world and worth 20 guan, so why not sell it to them at a [-]% discount!"

"...Buried him in the ground and dug him out again!? I think it's a waste to pay ten cents for him like this, and he has the nerve to claim that he is worth 20 yuan???" Wu Yong held his forehead in pain: "Don't make me complain, it's up to me to think about outsmarting the birthday key..."

"Northern Song Crap TV Station! Northern Song Crap TV Station! I'm a TV station reporter in Daming Mansion, Little Crap! It's sunny tonight! It's cloudless today! Daming Mansion is full of jubilation at noon today. The birthday team for congratulations!" The little bullshit ran to the gate of the Daming Mansion and handed the microphone to Liang Zhongshu: "Master Liang! It is said that your monthly salary is not enough to buy clothes for your daughter-in-law! Is it true?"

Liang Zhongshu pulled the microphone out of his mouth in annoyance: "How is that possible!? I am the top leader of the left-behind department of the Daming Mansion in Beijing!"

"But according to the courier company's data, your daughter-in-law has eighteen couriers on average every day. There is a special maid in your house to pick up the couriers for your wife. Every week, a special garbage truck full of courier packages comes from your house. Going out, is your salary really enough? How did you save the one hundred thousand gold, silver and jewels in order to save it?"

"I don't turn on the lamp at night, go to the bathroom, or flush the toilet to wipe my buttocks, and use my hands to save resources! Can you control it!?"

"Use your hands to wipe your buttocks!? Save on toilet paper! You are really a small pacesetter in energy conservation and emission reduction! But even if you don't spend a penny on your salary, if you want to save a hundred thousand, you have to save it for five or eight years." year! Excuse me!"

"Ask your sister! If you ask again, I will drag you down and use chili water to bomb your eggs!"

"Well, Mr. Liang doesn't seem to be in the mood to accept the interview. Oh! Look there! That's the birthday celebration team with a hundred thousand birthdays on their shoulders!" That team of people, horses, men, horses, strong swords and helmets were brightly carrying five huge luxurious boxes, and on a waving red flag was written five big gold characters of 'Here is the outline of birthday'!The leader, carrying a big axe, turned around and blew a kiss to Liang Zhongshu!

The reporters rushed down: "Come, come, let everyone who sells melon seeds, drinks, mineral water, and noodles give way! This leader general... Could it be the legendary vanguard General Suo Chaosuo? "

Suo Chao didn't pay any attention to the shouting reporters. He took out a big electric speaker from his pocket and yelled at the people in half the city: "Master Zhongshu! The subordinates will go and come back quickly!"