Water Xu Chuan

The empress with natural beautiful eyes and upright fairy face, that empress is so bored that she is picking her feet.

The girl dumped Song Jiang on the ground like she was taking out trash and gave a salute: "Your Majesty, Song Xingzhu has already been invited."

Song Jiang roared: "Where did this stepping horse come here? It was clearly threatened by the chrysanthemum along the way!"

The empress raised her head and saw someone coming from below, she hurriedly resumed her normal sitting posture: "Yo! Here you come? That... who are you here?"

Song Jiang spat out old blood all over the floor: "What the hell!?"

"Song Jiang, Song Xingzhu." The girl reminded in a low voice.

"Oh oh oh! That cockroach." The empress disdainfully changed her sitting position and continued to pick her feet.

Song Jiang's second mouthful of old blood sprayed all over the floor again: "Nimma doesn't take me seriously!!!"

"Uh, let's get down to business. Well, haven't you been very confused recently?" The empress opened her mouth, her voice was graceful and clear, and it made me feel happy when I heard it: "You often ask yourself like this, how can you get a hundred and eight people together?" What's the use? One hundred and eight people are so many! Many people just said one sentence to make up the number and then fell down. What's the use of them gathering together?"

"Please don't pick your feet and say it's a good job?"

"Don't interrupt and don't complain, don't you want to know what it takes to gather [-] people?"

"Don't interrupt and don't complain... Do you really know why all this is?"

After picking her feet for a long time, the empress stretched her hand to her nose and sniffed: "Of course I know, look at my serious eyes (.w.)."

"..." A long line of old blood drooped from the corner of Song Jiang's mouth, and he tried very hard not to spit out again: "I believe in you, please tell me."

"That is..." Empress waved her hand and pointed her index finger at the camera seriously: "There is only one truth! All this is actually for... If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

Song Jiang sprayed his mother all over like a blowout of old blood: "You're on a horse!!!"

The author has something to say: the earnest little eyes were originally written in emoji,

When the result was previewed, it was found that the website was displayed as a question mark. .What a pain in the ass. .

But the urge to add a face there couldn't be extinguished, so I had to make one myself (.w.). . .

☆, This is the booger that has been imbued with magic!

I saw the empress waved her hand, and a light green immortal energy spread out from her body, and that immortal energy engulfed the old blood that Song Jiang sprayed on her body like a net, and then smacked Song Jiang's face.

The empress was spotless all over, and said gracefully while picking her feet: "Guys like Xin Baji have no future. Since you are the protagonist of this book, you must have the consciousness of the protagonist, so don't make complaints casually."

"Is it me who wants to complain!? You forced me to complain!!! You still want me to have the consciousness of the protagonist? If you want me to have the consciousness of the protagonist, can you first have the consciousness of being a concubine!?? At least talk Don't pick your feet now!!!"

"Oh." The empress agreed and put her feet down, and her sitting posture was barely normal. Then she stretched out her little finger and dug into her nostril. The booger kissed the tip of Song Jiang's nose.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Yi Ye, I called you here to tell you the meaning of gathering one hundred and eight people... Uh, although this meaning may not be as important as you picking my booger." The empress dug into the other nostril with her little finger In the middle of the night, I dug out a ball of booger again and flicked it gracefully with my fingers!

It's too late to say it!Song Jiang left an afterimage in a flash and flashed to the side!

I saw the booger piercing through the afterimage, and when Song Jiang was about to burst into a smug smile, the booger turned around and stuck between his eyebrows!

"Hahahahahaha!!!" The empress smiled triumphantly: "You salty fish still want to avoid it!? This is booger with immortality applied!!!"

Song Jiang spat out old blood again, and he felt that he was about to vomit too much blood and die: "How boring are you and you still add immortals to your booger...why did you call me here... What's the point of gathering one hundred and eight people..."

"Oh yes! I forgot the business, the meaning of asking you to get together one hundred and eight people is..." The empress scratched her head in distress: "I forgot."

Song Jiang performed a spiral 360-degree perfect spurt of blood without dead ends!After the blood was sprayed, he turned around and left due to insufficient blood supply!

"Just ran away like this!? Wait a minute! The meaning of you getting together one hundred and eight people is written in this book! I will give you the book later!" The empress shouted, but Song Jiang walked firmly, with one heart If you want to save your father and brother, hurry to the finale!

"You're on a horse!!! I tell you to run!!!" The empress flung her hand and the scroll flew out like a javelin, stabbing fiercely into Song Jiang's chrysanthemum!

This day's book seems to be very old, but the bamboo slips are still being played!The bamboo slips are made of tough dried bamboo slices, each of which has its own unique touch, so many slices of bamboo are grouped into a column, and the immortal method is used to poke into the chrysanthemum, which almost directly makes Song Jiang sour to death! ! !

Song Jiang lay on the ground with bamboo slips poked in the chrysanthemums, and the blood gurgled from the chrysanthemums and flowed countercurrently into a river. I heard the empress speak in a vivid tone from behind: "Song Xingzhu, pass on you a volume of heavenly scriptures, and you can do justice for the heavens. Get rid of violence and peace, attack Yangcun, and fight Big Big Wolf. This book can only be read together with Tianji star Wu Yong. After capturing Yangcun and roasting the Pleasant Goat, it can be burned, and it should not be left in the world."

Song Jiang was trembling all over and couldn't get up: "I... I'm on a horse... I know... I know..."

"Okay, let's throw him out." The empress waved her hand, one girl supported Song Jiang, and the other girl picked up a floor tile. There was a blue sky under the floor tile, and Song Jiang was thrown from the raised floor tile. down. . .

'Brother, I have a secret. 'The wafting air rippling along the body, gradually swayed into the body, and swayed to the heart. . .Floating and floating. . .Song Jiang opened his eyes slightly, and saw that floating above his head was the big willow tree in front of his house.

'Brother, listen to me carefully, I have a secret! 'Song Qing sat beside him, his smile fluttered along with the willow branches.

'. . . Song Jiang's expression became painful: "This scene is so familiar!"What do you want to say?Want to say you love me. . . ? '

Song Qing was surprised: "Brother, how do you know?" ’ His face turned crimson: ‘Could it be that you treat me too. . . '

'How can it be!I am straight!I know because I had this dream in Chapter 130! '

'Since my brother knows, it will be easy to handle!Brother, please don't reject my love! 'Song Qing hugged Song Jiang and threw him down!Little by little, his lips stretched towards Song Jiang's face!Song Jiang's face hurts: "Fuck, why is this ghost developing again!" ! ! '

However, the soft and moist thing still stuck to Song Jiang's face. . .Then there seemed to be an unbearable stench emanating from the thing. . .

'My face was blurred by something weird again. . . 'Song Jiang felt that he was going to be breathless, so he desperately opened his eyes!

The world in front of me is red.

Impatiently, he stretched out his hand to push away the red patch in front of him, and found that the red patch turned out to be a monkey's butt.

Hou Jian moved his butt away from his face: "You finally woke up. I wanted to poke your chrysanthemum to wake you up, but I didn't expect your chrysanthemum to have something preconceived."

Song Jiang turned over in pain and stood up, pinching the ends of the bamboo slips in the chrysanthemum with both hands and slowly pulling out the bamboo slips: "... you agreed to take me to see my father and brother after entering the ancient temple?"

"Here." Hou Jian took Song Jiang around the ancient temple, and saw Song Taigong and Song Qing bound by tortoise shells and hanging behind the temple with a mouth ball stuffed in their mouths!

"Father!!! Brother!!!" Song Jiang hurriedly put them down and untied them: "Which Hundan did this to you!!! Is it that monkey!?"

"Yes..." Song Taigong almost lost his breath, he pointed at the ancient temple with a trembling hand: "Two lovely tsing-clothed loli..."

"..."

"Two girls came to our house and knocked on the door... Our dad suddenly exposed the weird attributes of lolicon..." Song Qing held his forehead in pain: "Then he was tied up by two girls over his shoulders. I was Wanting to get a magic weapon to save people, two girls suddenly took out a knife and took our father as a hostage! So I was disarmed and tied up..."

"..." Song Jiang also supported his forehead in pain: "Since you are fine, follow me to Liangshan."

"What? Where are you going? Liangshan? When you left home last time, did you always remind me not to go to Liangshan to be an unfaithful and unfilial person!" Song Taigong was righteous!

"But my son was taken to the execution ground on trumped-up charges in Jiangzhou! He was going to be beheaded soon! If it weren't for those brothers, my son would never see you again! Go to Liangshan to eat meat and drink in big bowls! What a leisurely life! !"

"Then you can't go to Liangshan to fight against the imperial court! Let's find a deep mountain and live in seclusion!" Song Taigong tightly squeezed Song Jiang's wrist: "Son!!!"

"That... Dad." Song Qing picked his nostrils: "There are many loli in Liangshanbo, very cute and lovely loli."

Song Taigong squeezed Song Jiang's wrist even more firmly: "My son!!! Let's go to that Liangshan quickly!!! Hurry up!!! Those brothers go to Jiangzhou to save you with a bloody relationship. They have let them down!!!”

"..." Song Jiang smiled forcefully with black lines all over his face: "Okay, okay... Come with me, let's hit the road to Liangshan..."

The three of Song Jiang, father and son, and Hou Jian returned to Liangshan after walking for a few days. Chao Gai had already prepared a big banquet to congratulate him. Little loli didn't mention it.

Let’s say that everyone was eating and drinking, and one of them looked at Song Taigong and suddenly stood up: "Thank you heroes for taking care of the poor for a long time, and being kind to the same flesh and blood. It has been nearly a year since Xiaodao went up the mountain with Chao Tianwang, and I suddenly missed my family. Old mother, I want to go back to my hometown for a visit in March and May, and then come back for a gathering."

When everyone saw that it was Gongsun Sheng, Wu Yong frowned and pointed at Song Jiang: "Look at it, I told you that you have to go to pick up your father, now it's all right, another one is going to pick up your mother, and I planned to finish eating this Hang up the sign of the finale after the wine!"

"...Don't be a pedant, I ran into a goddess on the way to get my father, she gave me a scroll of heavenly scriptures for us to study the significance of gathering [-] people..." Song Jiang approached Wu Yong from his water sleeve Pulling out the scroll of bamboo slips: "That Gongsun Daoist! Your fake is right!"

"Thank you." Gongsun Sheng nodded, whistled and saw a feces-yellow cloud whizzing over from the sky, he jumped up and flew towards Jizhou.

"...God Goddess? Why are you daydreaming?" Wu Yong took the bamboo slip and frowned: "Why is it stained with blood? It also smells like chrysanthemums!"

"Don't care about those details!" Song Jiang patted Wu Yong's shoulder, but there was another burst of wailing from behind him!Everyone turned their heads and saw that it was Li Kui.

"Why is Tieniu crying?" Song Jiang hurriedly ran over and patted Li Kui on the shoulder.

Li Kui grinned with snot and tears: "This one is going to fetch my father, that one is going to fetch my mother! I won't do it! I want to go home and pick up my mother!"

"..." Chao Gai picked up a plate of food, making Song Jiang's face confused: "I told you that you have nothing to do with your father! This is the end of the game! We all go back to fetch our father and mother! This meal is like a meal for a living." !"

"Your uncle, I have nothing to do with you! If you break up, you will break up! There are more than 30 people who can't find enough fingers!" Song Jiang also took a plate of food, and Song Jiang's face was smeared!

"Damn!" Chao Gai rolled up his sleeves: "Those who support breaking up the gang! Come to my side!"

Song Jiang also rolled up his sleeves: "Those who support taking parents up the mountain! Come to my side!"

I saw that more than 30 people were sparsely divided into two groups, pulling up the dishes and smearing each other's faces back and forth!Amidst the commotion, Li Kui straightened his clothes and sneaked down the mountain by himself.

☆, the crime of illegally breaking up a man from a good family!

Finally, everyone at the banquet was covered in dishes, and everyone stopped when they saw that they had nothing to throw away.Song Jiang laughed heartily at Chao Gai's body covered in vegetable leaf juice, he turned his head: "Come on! Tie Niu! Let's discuss the matter of taking your mother up the mountain!"

However, where is the shadow of Li Kui in the crowd?Song Jiang searched back and forth several times: "Where did the iron bull go? Could it be that he went down the mountain by himself!?"

"That's right, he went down the mountain by himself..." Song Jiang turned his head and saw that the answerer was Dai Zong!At this very moment, he is desperately preventing Zhu Gui from kissing him with both hands!It is precisely because of this that he didn't get caught in the dish battle and got a look like everyone is drunk and I am alone!Song Jiang exploded: "Fuck, you are so weak!!! Why did you follow me up the mountain!!!? Brothers! Let's avenge Song Jiang and chop this guy into tens of millions of pieces to feed the fish!!!"

"Nani!?" Zhu Gui stood in front of him: "Kill him! Kill me first!!!"

Wu Yong also persuaded: "The ones who go up the mountain are all brothers, don't let the momentary grievances ruin the foundation of the mountain! Besides, Dean Dai and I are old acquaintances, so please forgive him!"

"The one who stepped on the horse..." Song Jiang was very dissatisfied: "This guy almost got me killed! The death penalty can be avoided, but the life penalty cannot be escaped! Don't you run fast! From now on, I will let you send letters and find people on this mountain. Running errands!"

"Yes..." Dai Zong rolled his eyes.

"Tie Niu has a rough personality, who knows what he will do when he goes down the mountain without permission!?" Song Jiang looked worried: "Dai Zong! Just go to Tieniu's hometown and help him bring his mother back!"

"This is where I need to go!? It's too obvious to avenge personal revenge!" Dai Zong was still yelling at Zhu Gui and leaned in front of Song Jiang: "Let us husband and wife go together! Treat it as a wedding trip!"

"That's it!"

"My husband, your sister's wife, your sister's wedding trip, your sister's trip!"

Zhu Gui turned his head and looked affectionately: "Li Kui and I are both from Yishui County, Xiao Zongzong, this time we went back to my in-law's house on the way!"

Dai Zong had goosebumps all over the ground!He hurriedly tied four charms on his legs and rushed out of the mountain!

"Hey, you little rascal! I heard that I was in such a hurry to go back to my in-law's house!" Zhu Gui bent down and a fire shot out from the chrysanthemum!This is a super fart power boost specially added with the blessing of love!He spewed out like a jet plane and caught up with Dai Zong in one breath!

"Honey! Yishui County is not in this direction!" Zhu Gui's voice came from beside Dai Zong's ears, which surprised Dai Zong!He turned his head and saw that Zhu Gui was catching up with his fart power propulsion!Zhu Gui stretched out his hands and hugged him up into the sky: "My biological brother opened a big hotel in Yishui County! Let's go to our own big hotel and do something indescribable while we are on this wedding trip." !"

"Ya Die! Aren't we ordered by Song Jiang to help Li Kui find his mother?"

"Let the orders go to hell!" Zhu Gui increased his propulsion again and moved straight towards Yishui County!Propelled by his strong fart power, they arrived in Yishui County in half an hour!Standing impressively at the gate of that county is a 'Zhu Family Fugui Hotel'!

Zhu Gui held Dai Zong and pushed open the door: "Brother! I'm back!"

I saw something at the counter raised its head!The smile on the face and the word king on the forehead are extremely eye-catching!The thing smiled: "Brother is actually you! You miss me so much!"

Zhu Gui introduced: "This is my biological brother Zhu Fu, who is known as the smiling tiger in the world. Brother, this is your sister-in-law."

"Kiss your sister, sister-in-law, you sister!!! Anyone with long eyes can see a normal human and a tiger man!!! Even the species are different!!! And I'm a male!!!"

"Well, genetic mutation, genetic mutation."

"Your gene mutation can mutate to the point where the species has changed???"

"Stop talking nonsense! Brother! Help me open a luxurious presidential suite with pink roses for romantic couples!"

"okay!"

"Wait!" Dai Zong roared, "Is this a regular hotel? Don't you need to register for an ID card?"

"It's a regular hotel, you need to register." Zhu Fu replied.

Dai Zong was overjoyed: "Oh, I didn't bring my ID card!"

"But this place is like my brother's and mine's home. Who needs to register their own and the guest's ID card when they bring guests home?"

"..."

"Come up here, you!" Zhu Gui dragged Dai Zong upstairs, and kicked open the door of the romantic couple's luxurious presidential suite with a sea of ​​pink roses!

There were nine hundred and ninety-nine roses adorning the room!There is a luxurious double bed in the center of the ground!The light can also change color at any time as needed!There is a large and luxuriously decorated cabinet on the wall, on which there are countless props covered with mosaics!

"Help, help!!!" Dai Zong glanced at the pile of mosaic objects and screamed!

"Go ahead! The sound insulation effect of this room is quite good! Just go ahead and shout out your throat!" Zhu Gui dragged him into the room and quickly locked the door!

"Ah!" Zhu Gui let out a long sigh, and the lights in the whole room turned pink: "How many people can get to this point with first kiss and first love? God is really kind to me!" He threw Dai Zong on the big floor bed!

He walked to the cabinet and looked at the pile of mosaic things: "Honey! What kind of play do you like?"

I saw a figure flash by!Dai Zong rushes to the door to twist the doorknob!The doorknob didn't budge!Dai Zong turned his head and saw Zhu Gui taking out a key and shaking it!

That figure flickered again!Dai Zong pulled open the curtain and lay down beside the window, only to find that although the window faced the street, it could not be opened!

There were people coming and going on the street, and it happened that two gentlemen posted three notices with human heads on them at the gate of the city, which seemed to be arrest warrants, and several common people gathered around to look at them.

"Hahaha I didn't expect the windows to be sealed too! Since you won't take the initiative to explain, my dear, I have no choice but to choose it myself!" Zhu Gui walked over with a large set of things covered with dense mosaics!

It just so happened that there was a gentleman downstairs!Sue him for illegally breaking up a good man!I absolutely can't let others bend me forcibly!Dai Zong took a few steps back and landed on the door, then slammed into the glass with all his strength at the highest speed!

The glass shattered into countless pieces with a loud bang. . .The sunshine on the street nourishes every cell of Dai Zong. . .ah. . .My knot slot is saved. . .His head was covered in blood and he fell in front of the crowd of onlookers and the two gentlemen: "Help! Someone is trying to break up a good man!"

The group of people and the two officials were in a state of shock. They glanced at Dai Zong's face and then turned to look at the arrest warrant posted behind him, just looking back and forth. . .

Dai Zong was stunned. He looked up at the three wanted warrants that had just been posted—"The main criminal, Song Jiang, was assigned to the army in Yuncheng County, colluded with Liangshan bandits, and offered a reward of [-] guan." ''From the thief Dai Zong, Jiji Ji and the dean of the prison camp in Jiangzhou, when he saw money, he traded with Liangshan bandits and offered a reward of [-] guan. ''From the thief Li Kui, a native of Yishui County, a jailer in Jiangzhou, he hacked and killed two executioners in the Dajie court, and offered a reward of [-] guan.There is also an unidentified slave tiger, and a reward of [-] guan is offered for anyone who provides information. '

A line of old blood drooped from the corner of Dai Zong's mouth!He hastily wiped the blood from his head on his face: "Ahaha I was just passing by just passing by hahaha! I definitely don't know anyone like Dai Zong hahahaha!"

The two gentlemen took a quick step and pinched his arms: "Fuck, five thousand coins! It's so easy to get! Let's go! Take it back to the county government to ask for credit!"

Zhu Gui looked at it from upstairs, and the corner of his mouth drooped with old blood: "It's so cheating! Look! I told you not to be gay! This is the price for not being gay!" He hurried downstairs: "Brother! Your sister-in-law was killed. The public servant took him away! Do you have any way to rescue him?"

"This..." Zhu Fu hesitated for a while: "All the public servants in this county are under the supervision of the capital, but Li Yun, the capital of this county, is the master who taught me the spear."

"Okay! As long as there is a relationship!"

"But my master has a straight temper, so I'm afraid he can't delay his official business and be my favor." Zhu Fu thought about it: "Let me think about it again."

"That's your sister-in-law! She's your brother and my most important person! I beg my brother to think about it and save me!" Zhu Gui begged, then sat at the door and drank the wine.

Just drinking and drinking like that, I saw a big man in black with two axes pinned to the door. The big man saw a group of people gathered around to look at the arrest warrant, and he went over to look at it. After looking at it, he barked. Get up: "What kind of bird! Which bird makes Lao Tzu so ugly!"

Broken father! ! !Are both of them idiots! ! !Zhu Gui sprayed the old wine all over the floor!He hurriedly rushed out and covered the big black man's face from behind: "Oh my god, Brother Zhang!!! Brother Zhang!!! Why are you here!?"

When the group of people looked back, their faces were covered, and after listening to Brother Zhang, they turned their heads again, and Li Kui impatiently broke away Zhu Gui's hand and turned his head: "Why, did you admit the wrong person? My surname is not Zhang... Yo? You are not the one who carried the dean on his back in Jiangzhou..."

Zhu Gui put his middle finger on his lips: "Brother Zhang! Follow me to catch up on the old days!"

☆, the second stream of the same name in the ballet

"Unhappy!" Li Kui began to pat the table after drinking a glass of wine: "Let's not mention the ugly painting for me. Let's just talk about the reward. Brother Song Jiang offered a reward of [-] guan, and Dean Dai offered a reward of [-] guan. When it comes to me, it just becomes three thousand strings?"

. . .Matt, are you an idiot? .Zhu Gui resisted the idea of ​​roaring and complaining, and said in a pleasant manner as much as possible: "Lord Kui, since this arrest warrant has been posted in my hometown, please be careful. I was sent by Brother Song Jiang to prevent you from making mistakes. Let me listen to the villain. Now everyone in the county knows that you are a wanted criminal, pick some unmanned paths to go home and pick up your mother quickly, and the mountain will be safe in the morning."

"Okay, I remember." Li Kui stood up, "Then I'll pick up my mother as soon as possible."

"Okay, Mr. Kui, go slowly, remember to come to this store to find me if you have anything to do!"

Li Kui left the city directly at this gate, took a small road around Yishui County, and went straight to Baizhang Village.

After walking for about a mile, I saw a big man standing in the middle of the path. The big man turned around slowly when he heard someone approaching!I saw the man's face was smeared black with a pile of charcoal, and he was holding two woodcutters in his hand: "If you want to save your life, stay and buy money!"

"Yo? Where did you come from, and the bird man dares to rob your grandfather?"

"Teach me to tell you my name, don't scare your guts out! Let your bladder burst and piss for 72 hours!" The big man shouted with his head held high!

"Hey, grandpa is so big, nothing can scare grandpa!" Li Kui laughed and said, "Who the hell are you? If my bladder bursts, I can't be considered a hero!"

The big man took a big step towards Li Kui with his head held high and raised his axe: "I am the famous black whirlwind! Li Kui!"

Li Kui was stunned: "What the hell? If you are that black whirlwind Li Kui, who am I?"

The big man held his head up again and took a big step towards Li Kui: "Who knows who you are?"

Li Kui made a gesture: "Wu Nasi! Tell me how this Black Whirlwind got its nickname!"

"The Little Whirlwind in Cangzhou and the Black Whirlwind in Yishui are two clear streams that are equally famous in the ballet world of the Northern Song Dynasty! The nickname of the Black Whirlwind is precisely because of my dark skin, and I played a good black swan dance and a good Swan Lake!" Not to be outdone, the big man made a move!

Suddenly, a bag exploded on the ground next to it!A man with Tchaikovsky on his head broke through the 32-year-old frozen ground in Siberia and began to play the third act of Swan Lake!With the sound of the music, Li Kui and the big man started the most classic black swan whipping and spinning [-] times!

I saw that Li Kui's tendons and flesh turned into a black spinning top!His right foot spun 32 times crazily on the tiptoe to show the graceful posture of the black swan princess!After 32 laps, he still maintained the independent posture of the golden rooster and gracefully stretched out his right arm to the big man over there!Even the accompanying Tchaikovsky applauded: "Здорово!" (This is the author of Swan Lake, which means great in Russian.)

And the big man was stunned!He trembled and started to spin, but the toe of his right foot couldn't support his whole body at all!He barely spun five times before he fell to the ground with a plop and fell to the ground!

The big man fell to the ground with cold sweat on his face and trembled all over: "You... who the hell are you!?"

"Don't you understand after seeing this!?" Li Kui pulled out two big axes from behind!The blade of the ax and his front teeth gleamed in the sun: "I am the real Black Whirlwind!!!"

"Oh my god!!!" The big man was so frightened that he turned his head and crawled away!Li Kui strode up and stomped on his back and knocked him to the ground: "You bastard! How dare you use your grandfather's name to rob grandpa's reputation! Give me an axe!"

The man glanced at the high-raised ax out of the corner of his eyes and peed in fright: "Master Ya Die Heixuanfeng, if you kill the villain, you will kill it! But if you kill the villain, the old lady will starve to death!"

Li Kui was stunned for a moment and thought, "I'm here to take my mother up the mountain to have fun, but I killed a filial man who raised my mother." .Heaven and earth can't tolerate me. . .He put down the hatchet and helped the man up, took out a piece of silver and stuffed it into his hand: "Go with your silver and change your career to find another way of life, don't do the lifeless job of blocking roads and robbery!"

"Thank you, grandpa!" The man hurriedly took the silver head and ran away without daring to turn back.

Li Kui continued on the road, and when the sun was setting, he finally arrived at Baizhang Village. He sneaked towards his house and walked in through the back door.

In addition, Li Kui also has an older brother named Li Da, who usually works as a long-term worker in the homes of various rich men. After Li Kui left his hometown, he has been taking care of his mother.When the back door was pushed open, it happened that Li Da was washing rice, both of them were stunned.

"Wow!" Li Da jumped up: "What are you doing back here! You're dragging people down again!"

"Good brother! Don't say anything!" Li Kui said softly.

"You beat someone back and fled the village, causing me to suffer a lot in shackles and chains! Now you have robbed the execution ground and made a fuss in Jiangzhou, and you are wanted for a reward of [-] yuan! The government just called me away this morning. Interrogation, what a meal for Lao Gao with swollen chrysanthemums!" Li Da's hands were trembling with anger and he wanted to rush up and beat him, but after thinking about it, he couldn't beat him since he was a child, but he endured it.

"Brother! Just pack up your things and go to Liangshan with me to be happy! Big bowls of wine, big pieces of meat, and gold and silver! Why do you have to be a long-term laborer and suffer for a lifetime?"

"You!!!" Li Da turned around and ran away angrily: "You bastard, stop running! Stop running! If you are still my younger brother, let me lead someone to arrest you and exchange you for three thousand good birth mothers!"

"..." Li Kui entered the room in a hurry, but saw his mother sitting on the kang. When she heard someone entering the room, she asked, "Da'er? Why do I hear people making noise outside?"

When Li Kui saw that his mother's eyes were dull and she was already blind, sitting on the kang with a string of Buddhist beads in her hands and only thinking about chanting, his nose was sore: "Mother! I'm not Da'er! I'm Tie Niu!"

"Tie Niu!!" Mother trembling all over, stood up reluctantly and fumbled back and forth: "Tie Niu, where are you? You haven't been home for so many years, I'm crying every day, and my eyes are crying blind! Tie Niu! Come here and let mother touch it!"

"Mother!" Li Kui went over and hugged her: "Mother, my brother just doesn't make much money as a long-term worker. You have suffered for so many years! Going up the mountain with Tieniu..." If it was said to go to Liangshan, how could she go?Li Kui hurriedly changed his words: "Go to a new home with Tieniu! Tieniu is now an official!"

Hurry up!My brother is looking for someone to catch me!Li Kui found a small stroller at home, spread a bed on it, and helped his mother up.

How to push the mother to go fast?It's better to leave a big silver ingot so that my brother can catch up with the money.Li Kui thought for a while, found an ingot of 50 taels of silver in his pocket and put it on the table.

But it is said that Li Da ran to the rich man's house and took a dozen or so dealers to fly home. Li Kui had already left with his mother, leaving only a big silver coin on the table.When Li Da saw Yinzi, he thought: This guy left Yinzi and ran away. What if someone from Liangshan came with him and chased him, and they killed him?Mother must have been taken up the mountain by him to have fun. . .So I squatted down and covered the chrysanthemum: "Oh... I was beaten by the yamen in the morning and my vat was about to burst! It hurts me!"

Seeing that Li Kui was gone, all the dealers cried out that Li Da was in pain, so they had no choice but to take turns rubbing the chrysanthemums for him and they all dispersed.

Li Kui pushed back the path his mother picked up, and it was already dark at this time, and as he was rushing, suddenly a row of people sprang out from the bushes on both sides!A piece of torch was suddenly lit, and the whole path was illuminated like day and night!Seeing that the row of people were dressed as public servants, the man who was let go in the afternoon pointed at Li Kui among the crowd and said, "This guy is Li Kui, the black whirlwind! Hurry up and leave him!"

"Okay! Grandpa let you go and changed careers with your capital, and you turned around to harm Grandpa!!! Just stop talking about your two rows of gentlemen! Even if there are thousands of troops, what can I do!!! Look at me with an axe!" You split it in half!!!" Li Kui put down the cart, pulled out the ax and strode forward!

"Tie Niu! Tie Niu! Where are you going? What are you going to do?" Niang stretched out her hand and grabbed the corner of his clothes, Li Kui said: "I met a group of robbers, and they will come when Tieniu cleans them up!"

"Son! Don't want to do that murder thing! Leave the gold and silver and beg them to let us go there!" Mother grabbed the hem of his clothes and refused to let go!

Li Kui turned around and stretched out his hand to caress his mother's wrinkled face: "What mother said is...all up to you."

The group of officials pushed and shoved Li Kui and his mother apart, handed over their axes, tied them up with ropes, surrounded them and took them away.

☆, Yishui prison camp peeping chrysanthemum madman

This Yishui County is just a small place, and the news that Dai Zong was arrested in the morning and Li Kui was arrested in the evening soon spread to everyone.

The county magistrate was overjoyed at receiving such great credit for no reason, convinced that Song Jiang, the main criminal, was also hiding somewhere in the county, so he sent the head of the county to search for it door-to-door.

That Dutou is Li Yun, the master Zhu Fu said. Like Zhu Fu, he is also a tiger.

When Li Yun led a group of officials to search the hotel, Zhu Gui looked at his face in shock: "The eye sockets are really green..."

Li Yun said angrily: "Who are you? Why haven't you been seen in the county before? Could it be that you are in collusion with that bandit?"

"Master, master, this person is my biological brother Zhu Gui who I often mention! If you miss me now, go home and have a look." Zhu Fu smiled.

"Birth brother...how can you be biological since the two species are different? Suspicious, too suspicious."

"Master, if you don't believe me, let me show you the household registration book! It's really my own!"

"..." Li Yun stopped out of respect for the privacy of the apprentice's family affairs: "There are rumors that Dai Zong jumped out of your hotel, apprentice, don't hide Liangshan bandits."

"Understood, my apprentice would not have the guts to do such a thing." Zhu Fu smiled all over his face.

Li Yun led the public to search around and checked the identities of all the residents. Before going out, he complained a few words: "It's troublesome enough. The prefect of Cai Jiu in Jiangzhou insists on bringing this prisoner back to Jiangzhou to re-inspect him personally." Ask Zhan, he said that they must carefully dissect their chrysanthemums. Tomorrow, they have to take someone to set off and escort two criminals to Jiangzhou... What is wrong with Cai Dezhang that he insists on studying their chrysanthemums? Their chrysanthemums are What's different?"

Zhu Fu smiled and said: "Perhaps Cai Jiuzhi has learned the essence of Tao Yuanming's only love for chrysanthemums. The master wants to detain the criminals to Jiangzhou, and the apprentice will give you wine on the way tomorrow!"

"It's better to stop working as a sage." Li Yun cupped his hands and walked to the next house.

"Ouch! Brother, listen to what he said? He is going to escort Dai Zong and Li Kui to Jiangzhou tomorrow? You still said that you are going to catch the wine on the way?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

Zhu Gui plopped and knelt in front of Zhu Fu: "Great opportunity!!! Brother!!! And save your sister-in-law!!!"

Let's say Li Yunli left