Water Xu Chuan

Zhu's Fugui Hotel frowned and thought hard all the way. . .Then Cai Dezhang is the son of Cai Jing, what have you never eaten or seen?Why are you so interested in the chrysanthemums of these two prisoners?

Curiosity, once this curiosity is ignited, it cannot be extinguished. . .So after the search, he went to the prison in the county seat, moved a bench and sat behind the iron bars, holding his arms and staring at Dai Zong and Li Kui's buttocks.

The light in this prison was dim, but Li Yun's eye sockets were still blue in this prison, which was even more shining and bright, which made the chrysanthemum tight and uneasy!

Dai Zong turned his head with cold sweat all over his face: "Tie Niu Tieniu, it seems that a pervert is following us."

"..." Li Kui looked at Li Yun's eyes full of philosophical brilliance and was a little dazed, he hesitated for a while and said, "Maybe just being a guard is not necessarily a pervert?"

"Come on! Look at the way he stares at our buttocks! It's chilling!"

"...that bird man with blue eyes outside the door?"

Li Yun didn't expect the prisoner to talk to him, he was a little surprised: "Why?"

"Well, what happened to my mother after I was arrested by you last night?"

"That old man has been sent back to his home in Baizhang Village by us."

"It's okay, okay." Li Kui finally let go of his heart, Li Yun hesitated for a while and then spoke to Li Kui: "The big black guy in the prison?"

"how?"

"I answered your question, as a courtesy, should you also fulfill my request?"

"Would you like to hear it?"

Li Yun's eyes are extremely serious!The blue eyes seemed to poke through the iron bars and pants: "Can you show me your ass?"

"Pfft!!!" Li Kui and Dai Zong sprayed it out at that moment!Dai Zong roared: "You see, it's a pervert, right!!! It's a pervert, right!!!"

"Fuck, it's so dirty, so nasty!!!" Li Kui roared, "It's the first time in my life that I meet someone who can mean something to me!!!"

"Take a look! Just take a look!" Li Yun stood up and pinched the iron rail!

"There is a pervert!!! There is a pervert who wants to plot against our chrysanthemum!!!" Li Kui and Dai Zong shouted at the top of his voice!A crowd of jailers hurried over: "What's the noise!?"

"That fellow!!! That bird man!!! Wants to touch our chrysanthemum!!!" They looked at Li Yun in horror!

The group of jailers saluted Li Yunshen: "Lord Dutou."

"I'm just a little curious about their chrysanthemums, and they're making too much fuss, haha." Li Yun scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Master Dutou is interested in this?"

"Well, it's just a temporary idea, although I'm really interested..."

The keykeeper of the jailer opened the iron gate: "My lord, they are locked inside, you can go in and have a look to your heart's content!"

Li Yun cupped his hands: "Thank you."

"Crap!!!"

Li Yun walked into the prison, his blue eyes were piercing!And Li Kui and Dai Zong are inconvenient to move with wooden shackles and shackles!Li Yun walked up to Li Kui and stretched out his hand to untie his belt!

Li Kui's complexion was rosy: "Ya Butterfly!!! You can't do it!!!"

"Just take a look, I swear I will never let anything strange go in!" Li Yun swore to the sky!He slowly pulled down Li Kui's pants!

"Wow..." All the jailers praised in unison. . .I saw Li Kui's dark tendons. . .He, he, he, he was actually wearing a pair of pure white cotton panties! ! !Against the backdrop of his strong black flesh, the underpants were dazzlingly white and shone like silver! ! !

"Turn over quickly and lift your hips." Li Yun instructed.

Li Kui's face was rosy: "This is the first time in my life that I have encountered such a thing..." He turned around slowly, Li Yun pinched the edge of his underwear with his hands, and all the jailers, photographers, sound engineers, and special effects engineers surrounded him come up!They watched Li Yun tear off Li Kui's underwear with bated breath!

Ah, a strong man is a strong man, even the buttocks are as solid as stones!Everyone gave out admiration, and Li Yun respected Li Kui: "No wonder the prefect Cai Jiu insisted on your chrysanthemums. This buttocks, as strong as Billy Herrington's, can be used as buttock models!"

"Master Dutou, don't just stop at the appreciation of the buttocks! Even the buttocks can be so strong! Think about the chrysanthemum and sphincter!"

"Okay!" Li Yun put his hands on the thigh muscles on both sides of Li Kui!Li Kui shuddered all over: "Grandpa is a real man!!! Don't do anything out of line! You can only watch from a distance! No profanity is allowed!!! Otherwise, Grandpa will kill you!"

"Definitely! Definitely! I guarantee it with my tiger personality!" Li Yun vowed and then tried to expand Li Kui's stock department!

Dai Zong couldn't help complaining: "Allow me to say more... What the hell is the tiger personality!!!"

Maybe it was because of being too nervous, maybe it was because of protecting his joints, those muscles were really as hard as a rock, and Li Yun couldn't break them apart with all his strength!Li Yun broke the veins all over his body and couldn't help sweating profusely!He couldn't help turning his head: "Who brought the crowbar?"

"Whoever guards the prison will bring a crowbar..."

Dai Zong continued to roar: "It's just to look at a chrysanthemum, but to use a crowbar to pry open the buttocks! It's so cruel!!!"

Li Yun turned his head and looked at Dai Zong: "Not much talk...wait! This guy was also called by the magistrate Cai Jiu to send the chrysanthemum to be analyzed, right?"

The jailer next to him nodded: "That's right."

"This buttock doesn't seem to be very muscular! Let's take a closer look at his chrysanthemum first!" Li Yun and the others swarmed in front of Dai Zong and grabbed his belt!

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeys!"However, his hands and feet were trapped by the wooden shackles and he couldn't use his strength at all!In a blink of an eye, Li Yun untied his belt, turned him around and tore off his pants!

I saw that Dai Zong was also wearing a pair of pure white underwear, and there seemed to be a row of black patterns written on the back of the underwear!

Li Yun took a closer look and saw that it was not a decoration, but a row of black-faced regular script - if you want to know what happened next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!

☆、Sanzhangxiang's bottom line

"Sure enough, like the author, he doesn't take the plot seriously," Li Yun and all the jailers sighed together: "You actually wrote the conclusion of the next chapter's decomposition on the fat times!"

"You can't do it!" Dai Zong howled: "You have seen my fat times and you should be satisfied!"

"Hmph!" Li Yun sneered and said, "Who would be satisfied with a fat one? What we want to see is your chrysanthemum that makes Cai Jiuzhifu linger! Show it!!!"

With Li Yun's roar, he tore off Dai Zong's fat legs!The thin and trembling buttocks were in stark contrast to Li Kui's rock-like buttocks!Li Yun pressed both hands on the thin buttocks, and with the words that Dai Zong couldn't force, he broke it off!

A piece of holy light diffusely filled the cell. . .Li Yun and all the guards put on the refined terra stone goggles and observed carefully for a while, Dai Zong was so ashamed that he almost passed out. . .

Everyone was silent, and finally the cameraman was the first to speak: "Uh...it seems to be no different from ordinary people's chrysanthemums..."

"Yeah..." Everyone took off their goggles and said disappointedly.

"Then what method did this guy use to make Cai Jiu Zhifu never forget his chrysanthemum?" Li Yun asked in surprise.

"Could it be..." The special effects artist asked in surprise, "Is it the extraordinary touch and extraordinary firmness?"

The sound engineer clapped his hands: "Yes! It's this one! It must be this one! Li Dutou, give him a try!"

"This... seems a bit harsh, but it's to satisfy my thirst for knowledge!" Li Yun put his hands together and raised his index finger!

"Ya Butterfly!!!" Dai Zong felt the sharp breath coming from behind the chrysanthemum!He howled: "I beg your sister to know!!! The villain's chrysanthemums are really ordinary people's chrysanthemums! The point is that Song Jiang's chrysanthemums!!! Song Jiang can pull a chrysanthemum ten meters away against the wind! Cai Jiu What the magistrate likes is his chrysanthemum! The villain’s chrysanthemum is just a sample for comparison between ordinary people and his chrysanthemum!!!”

Li Yun's fingers stopped: "Really?"

"The villain's chrysanthemum is in your hands! How dare the villain tell lies!"

"Uh..." Li Yun withdrew his hand: "It seems that the key point is that Song Jiang who was not captured...Let's go! Organize people to follow me to search the whole city again! We must get that Song Jiang!"

Dai Zong let out a sigh of relief.

The group of people rushed out of the cell, and Li Kui turned to look at Dai Zong: "Dean, brother Song Jiang is really a hero! Can he really pull ten meters away?"

"If we can still go back to Liangshan, you can ask him face to face..." Dai Zong rolled his eyes and shivered in the small wind blowing in from the small window of the prison camp: "...God... .If anyone can save me from this misfortune, I would like to offer chrysanthemums to him and linger with him to the end of the world!"

"Dean, you take your chrysanthemum too seriously," Li Kui said with contempt on his face, "I saw it just now, your things need color and luster, or elasticity and elasticity, and Li Dutou just now can do it." Take some interest in it."

"Mud play Kai!!!"

Song Jiang is still in Liangshan, how can Li Yun and his party find it even if they dig Yishui County three feet into the ground?They returned with all their strength that night, and the next day they took ten officers and soldiers and pretended to be the man who was robbed by Li Kui, and put Li Kui and Dai Zong in a prison car and marched towards Jiangzhou.

Let's say that Li Yun and his party escorted people out of the county town. After walking for three or five miles along the main road, they saw Zhu Fu leading a few people waiting with some wine, meat and vegetables. Catch the wind!"

Li Yun didn't drink at all, and he was afraid of missing his official business, so he had to sip a few sips because of his feelings.

"The apprentice knows that the master doesn't drink alcohol! This meat is the celebration meat that the apprentice cooked half a night ago with a mysterious recipe! Let's eat some of it indiscriminately!"

Li Yun had no choice but to take it, the taste of the meat was really weird, it wasn't bad, but after entering the stomach, the fragrance seemed to gradually permeate the whole body along the stomach wall. . .He dropped his chopsticks and stopped talking, and looked back to see that the group of soldiers surrounded by Zhu Fu's men was eating in a mess.

"What recipe do you add to this meat? Isn't the taste too weird?"

"Master will know soon."

Li Yun smacked his mouth a few times, but saw the group of soldiers, the elders with dull eyes and drooping mouths, staggered to the ground one by one!

Li Yun was shocked!What exactly is added to this recipe?Could it be that Mongolian sweat medicine?When he turned his head to question him, he was also top-heavy and fell off the horse!

"Honey!!!" Zhu Gui threw himself in front of Dai Zong's prison car: "I'm here to save you!!!"

"He saved you! Offer a chrysanthemum! Lingering to the end of the world!" Li Kui shouted excitedly!Hearing this, Zhu Gui was overjoyed: "Has Honey finally decided to accept me!? As long as I offer a chrysanthemum, will he be lingering with me to the end of the world??" After saying that, Zhu Gui took off his pants in front of Dai Zong, exposing the chrysanthemum!The cameraman also specially gave his chrysanthemum a close-up!

Dai Zong roared: "The victory of riding a horse on mud!!!"

"It's not too late! Soldiers who lose their way on this road will soon be discovered! Hurry up and rescue the two heroes and go to Liangshan!" Zhu Fu raised the knife and opened the lock of Li Kui's prison car, and Li Kui got out of the car and took the soldiers Pointing the knife at the impersonating man, he asked Zhu Fu: "Who is this guy? There is an old mother in the family."

"This person is a rascal here, his name is Li Gui, where does a homeless person come from, what kind of old mother?"

"This guy lied to me!" Li Kui killed him with a knife, and then pointed the knife at Li Yun: "This guy, still want to think about the uncle's chrysanthemum? This time, it's Grandpa who wants to think about your life!"

"Wait a minute!" Zhu Fu stood in front of Li Yun: "Master is the most upright person and treats me very well! When he wakes up, I will persuade him to go to Liangshan! Isn't Master Kui still going to pick up his mother up the mountain? It's not too late! "

"That's right." Li Kui agreed and turned around and ran towards Baizhang Village, with Zhu Fu sitting beside Li Yun.Because Li Yun ate less, he woke up after a while, his eyes and mouth were moving and his body was still numb, he opened his mouth and scolded: "Good job, Zhu Fu! Why did you collude with Liangshan bandits!?"

"Master! It's my disciple's fault this time, but Li Kui ran away and Dai Zong died and Li Gui died. How should you explain it when you go back? How about going to Liangshan with us?

"It's fine for you to collude with the bandits yourself, but you still want to drag me down to be the one who fell into the grass? I am a person with a bottom line!"

"Master! Song Gongming in Liangshanbo can fly three feet in the wind! Don't you want to take a look, master?"

"...It turns out that Song Jiang is not in the county." Li Yun was taken aback: "Is he really capable of pulling three feet? If I can see such a stunt in this life, it's worth it!"

"Your bottom line is only Sanzhangxiang!!!"

"Good job, master!" Zhu Fu helped Li Yun up, stretched out his left hand and pointed to the northeast!There seemed to be thousands of golden lights scattered in the northeast: "Let's move towards the bright golden Liangshan Park!"

The author has something to say: I didn’t write on my familiar notebook keyboard today. . .I'm not used to it. .

After writing, I feel that the second half is also a little watery and a little forced. . .

Well, anyway, it doesn’t matter how no one reads and writes, right?

☆, uh. .This story actually has a main line of fog?

well. . .Where did this shit come from? . .It is also euphemistically called the Heavenly Book bestowed by the Goddess of Heaven. . .

After the vegetable throwing meeting broke up, Wu Yong frowned and carried the heavenly book that exuded the smell of chrysanthemums. If he was not afraid of washing the writing on it, he really wanted to throw this junk into the washing machine.

Let's take a look at the content, what if it is really a heavenly book?

Thinking so, he unfolded the bamboo slips on the ground, and the moment he unfolded them, he saw two bright stars on the bamboo slips!These two are the common base B star and common base L star that he is all too familiar with!

And around the common base are one hundred and eight small stars!These two main stars and [-] smaller stars together form a large co-pedestal nebula!

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!" Wu Yong let out a satisfied sigh!He seems to be integrated with this nebula and this universe!This bamboo slip seemed to emit colorful rays of light and suck Wu Yong's soul into it!

"Wu Xuexue! Wu Xuexue?" Song Jiang chased away Dai Zong Zhugui and saw Wu Yong unfolding the book on the ground, so he leaned over: "What was written in the book that day?"

With a puff, Wu Yong's pants burst!Wu Yong's chrysanthemum puffed and floated!He spun wildly for 49 times at a height of three meters above Tianshu!

"Wu pedant!!!" Song Jiang jumped up and tried to grab one of his arms!The moment he jumped up, he accidentally glanced at the book of heaven. . .The book seemed to suck his soul into it that day!His pants burst too!That day, there seemed to be an aura gushing out of the book and filling his chrysanthemums!He followed Wu Yong and spun wildly over the book of heaven!

Song Jiang was in a trance for a while, and when the picture in front of him stabilized, he found himself floating in outer space!In front of them are two extremely huge, extremely bright, and extremely shining stars!

"This...this is..."

"This is the co-base B star and the co-base L star." Wu Yong's voice came from beside him, he turned his head and saw a dark blue planet spinning around him: "Wu pedant?"

"That's right, it's me." Wu Yong said firmly in his voice, "I finally know why I have to gather [-] people."

"Why? What is all this for?"

"The common pedestal symbolizes the sexual happiness between the supreme friends. However, it is very difficult for two stars to mix together to form a double star system! This requires a balance of gravitational forces, and a balanced The gravitational force needed by these two stars to lead them to have fun is our one hundred and eight asteroids!"

"...So what does it have to do with us? Who are these two stars? Why do we want to help him?"

"These two stars are the characters at the beginning of this book! The beginning of the entanglement in the whole story! When these two stars are mixed together, the world will be in harmony! Chrysanthemums of friends all over the world can get great relief and great joy Pleasure! Don't you feel that your chrysanthemum is filled with an indescribable and incomparable sense of happiness!"

"I don't feel..."

"...Well, to be honest, I didn't feel it either."

"So there is no use in gathering one hundred and eight people!"

"The group of [-] people is the image of a body-eating snake! It symbolizes the continuous attack and attack cycle of the friends! The order of the [-] people has already been arranged. For your chrysanthemum to be happy, you must find the hero who happens to be right behind you!"

"The one behind me..." Song Jiang covered his chrysanthemum worriedly: "Who is it?"

"Asi, you are Tian Kui Xing, and the one behind you is Tian Gang Xing, Lu Junyi!"

"This person has heard that he is one of the three best in Hebei. It is rumored that the stick is unparalleled in the world... I don't know him. How can you be so sure that my chrysanthemum belongs to him!?"

"This... just observe the position of the stars."

"Nonsense!!! Nonsense!!! You are a liar who watches stars all over the world and cheats money!!!"

"Nonsense! The matter of astronomy enthusiasts...how can it be called a lie! That is a small contribution to my astronomy career!"

"Go to Chixiang! I have evidence for this! There is a man named Li Ji who listened to your words and was counted dead by you!" (Chapter [-])

"Heroes don't mention the love back then!!! Don't you want your chrysanthemum to feel the great relief, joy and joy!?"

"You who are riding a horse don't feel it and start talking nonsense!!!"

"Okay!!! I will lead by example for this book!!!" Wu Yong roared with incomparable determination!He took out the astronomical telescope: "The person behind me is... Tian Xianxing, Gongsun Sheng... What the hell is he, a Taoist bird!? I must not dedicate my chrysanthemum to him!!!"

"Hahahaha!!! Great relief! Great joy!! Great joy!!! Lead by example!!!!"

"Okay!!! How can you convince the crowd if you don't use your body to conquer the attack!!!" Wu Yong grabbed Song Jiang's hand and the chrysanthemum began to spout!The two roared out of the book that day!Wu Yong stood on the mountain and yelled: "Gongsun Sheng!!! Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum has been washed!!! Get the hell out of me!!!"

Beside him was Ruan Xiaoerwuqi who was grilling fish, Wu Yong and Song Jiang suddenly appeared and yelled, scaring Ruan Xiaowu to death again.Ruan Xiaoer murmured: "Well, that's a Taoist priest, isn't it.. I went home to visit my mother and kiss me. Are you done?"

Wu Yong scratched his head in embarrassment: "Ah, yes."

Song Jiang raised two middle fingers at Wu Yong.

"Standing on horses! When he comes back, I can offer the chrysanthemum in front of him!"

"That's about the same." Song Jiang said to Ruan Xiaoerwuqi: "If anyone sees my mother returning to the village, please let me know."

"Obviously, for nothing..." Ruan Xiaoer stammered.

In this way, the boring life in this cottage can be regarded as somewhat expected?Song Jiang thought so, and the next day he was still helping Song Taigong plant willow trees, and Ruan Xiaoer ran up to him shaking his fat body, "Come back! Come back!"

Song Jiang dropped the shovel and ran away!He can't wait to see Wu Yong's indescribable expressions and postures!

However, at the gate of the cottage, it was Li Kui who carried his mother on his back and took Dai Zong Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu Li Yun up the mountain.

"Brother! Tieniu brought mother back!" Li Kui was very happy, but Song Jiang stretched his neck everywhere: "Where is Gongsun Sheng? Where is Gongsun Sheng? Have you seen Gongsun Sheng?"

"Gongsun Sheng?" Chao Gai said in surprise: "Gongsun Sheng's family is in Jizhou, it will take some time just to travel."

"What a pity..." Song Jiang sighed but saw Dai Zong!He pointed to Dai Zong and said happily: "Gongsun Sheng has been away for several days, why hasn't he come back? Dai Zong, you run fast! Then go to Jizhou to find Gongsun Sheng!"

"Fuck the second part of the public revenge!!!" Dai Zong roared!Zhu Gui leaned in front of Song Jiang again: "Let us husband and wife go together! Let's treat it as the second part of our wedding trip!"

"That's it!"

"My husband, your sister, your wife, your sister, your sister, your sister's wedding trip, your sister is ready for your sister, and your second sister is going to play!!!"

Zhu Gui turned his head and looked affectionately: "Xiao Zongzong! There are so many beautiful forests in Jizhou! Let's go and have something indescribable happen everywhere!"

"There are so many groves, and some indescribable things happen everywhere!!!" Dai Zong turned around and ran away!This time he learned the lesson from last time and realized the perfect combined application of divine action and fart power propulsion!The whole person disappeared into the horizon with a bang!

"Hey, you little rascal!!! Running so fast again!!!" Zhu Gui leaned down and the super fart power propulsion added with the blessing of love gushed out again!

Song Jiang looked at Zhu Fu and Li Yun and shouted joyfully: "Yu Lu meets anyone with a nickname and goes up the mountain without hesitation!!! I am too lazy to go down the mountain to collect [-] people, and the task falls on your shoulders... gone?"

"Brother Song Jiang." Li Kui stood in front of him: "I want to see you flying three feet away!"

Li Yun's eyes were extremely piercing: "The villain also has this intention! The villain went to Liangshan for this reason!"

"........Well."

The author has something to say: 2333 really feels like changing the notebook keyboard!

Ah, the keyboard on the desktop is simply tormenting. . .Don't give up on yourself!I am also very happy to entertain myself 2333

☆, the face gene has mutated into metal

Dai Zong found that eight hundred miles a day could no longer meet his needs.

Ahhh, I feel that the last sentence is so evil after I finish writing it =w=. . .

Now is a new era of fart power propulsion combined with divine action!I saw Dai Zong flying close to the ground like a rocket!Those legs curled behind him under the effect of divine movement, forming two propellers!The three acceleration components made his speed reach Mach [-], surpassing Zhu Gui's fart power propulsion with the blessing of love!

"Ho——ney——!!!" Zhu Gui's shout floated behind him, and all the surrounding scenery became a colorful blur, and Dai Zong felt that he was finally free!I got rid of Zhu Gui, got rid of Song Jiang, got rid of Liangshan!

Dai Zong wanted to sing, so he opened his mouth and sang: "Running with the wind and freedom is the direction—! Chasing the power of thunder and lightning—!"

With his speed of one Mach, his singing voice was pulled into countless broken syllables and scattered in the wind. . .How bright the sun is, how beautiful the scenery is, how pleasant the mood is. . .ah. . . . . .

Then his face hit something.

That thing was extremely hard, and his whole body was still moving forward with inertia, so his whole body hit it into a coin-shaped thing!

The speed finally slowed down, and Dai Zong was ejected to the ground like a coin. He raised his head and saw that the hard thing turned out to be a human face!

Although the man on the horse took Dai Zong's mach headbutt, he didn't move at all!A leopard and a lion beside him roared, "Master!!!"

The man opened his mouth and spit out each word like a robot: "I. Nothing. Nothing."

"What exactly hit the owner?" The leopard leaned in front of Dai Zong: "A piece of pie?"

"Uh..." The lion licked Dai Zongyi's tongue: "It still tastes like human flesh..."

The leopard and the lion looked at each other and smiled: "We must avenge our master! Eat him!"

Leopard was very happy: "That's it! You three and seven!"

"Why should I be three and you seven? I'll be eight and you two!"

"You are not satisfied with three? Then you are four and I am six! You really can't make any more concessions, so don't push yourself!"

"Oh, you little leopard! I'll eat you first!" After saying that, the lion leopard bit into a ball!Dai Zong struggled a few times, although his body was still flat, at least he stretched out his arms and legs. He stood on tiptoe like a four-legged spider and just wanted to sneak away. . .Two sharp claws pressed on his body!

"Yeahhhhhhh!!!" Dai Zong turned his head to meet the lion and leopard with sweat profusely!Leopard suggested: "This guy almost ran away, let's share his leg and eat it first."

The lion replied: "Good idea! I like it!"

Dai Zong looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with tears streaming down his face: "Goddess of God... save the villain... the villain is willing to offer the chrysanthemum..."

"Ho——!!!ney——!" A distant call made Dai Zong burst into tears!I saw Zhu Gui posing in a superman flying posture, wearing underpants, wearing chrysanthemums and constantly spraying farts, making his debut from the other side of the horizon!He quickly approached the lion leopard and made a dive!The airflow scraped over the underwear he was wearing and rubbed against it, making the sound of a Stuka dive fighter dive!When he dived, he bowed his waist and opened his chrysanthemums and shot two flying bullets!The two flying bullets accurately hit the faces of the lion and leopard along the trajectory of his dive!

And he himself stretched out his hands to stop Dai Zong from tossing backwards for three and a half weeks. The chrysanthemum was spraying gas and posing in a fit pose floating about two meters above the ground!

Immediately the man was stunned!He grinned again and said like a robot: "He. Wait. Absolutely. Wonderful. Pull. Xiang. Technique!"

Zhu Gui pulled Dai Zong back to his original length and hugged him in his arms: "In the dry land of Xialiang Mountain, I suddenly asked Zhu Gui. I don't know you all. Why do you want to eat my wife?"

Immediately the man was stupefied: "Nei. People? You. You. Two. Both. Yes. Male. People. Ah."

"Your Excellency, have you never heard of the word "Gangji?"

"Fuck. Ji! This. This. Can. Yes. Yes!" Immediately the man clasped his fists!A long pole behind him actually said: "Master's pronunciation is inconvenient, so let me introduce myself for him. The master's name is Kong Xuan, and people in the Jianghu are called Iron Face. As you can see, his face gene has mutated into an iron face." Sorry for the inconvenient pronunciation."

"Wouldn't you describe it as being selfless? The face has mutated into iron!?" Dai Zong roared!Zhu Gui took out a magnet, and the magnet flew out with a whoosh and slapped firmly on Kong Xuan's face: "Damn it's really iron!"

"The following is a flagpole carved from Lingyu. It has lived for hundreds of years to become a fine man. Its surname is Meng and its name is Kang. People call it the jade flagpole."

Dai Zong roared again: "The flagpole can become a spirit!!! Didn't the general manager Ju Youyu say that you are not allowed to become a spirit!!!"

"Please, it's the Song Dynasty now, and Zongju hasn't been born yet!" The long pole seemed to be rolling his eyes: "That leopard is called Yang Lin, people in the Jianghu call it Jinbaozi, and that suanni's name is Deng Fei. People call it Fire Eye Suanni."

Dai Zong roared again: "Any creature or non-creature that comes out will have a name and a quack name!!! This one hundred and eight is so easy to get in!!? And this is your sister, the lion Yeh!!!"

The long pole said: "狻猊, one of the nine sons of the dragon in the legend! I paid tribute to the first lion from the Western Regions in the Eastern Han Dynasty! Just as the ancients called the tribute giraffe Qilin, they called the lion the corresponding number Suan Ni, so Suan Ni is the ancient name for lion!"

"... Asiba... What a painful old name..."

The lion leopard wiped his face clean and rolled his eyes: "Can we go to Liangshanbo to eat meat?"

"Why not strengthen the strength of the cottage? Just go to Liangshan, and mention my Zhu Gui's name when you go up the mountain!" Zhu Gui clasped his fists righteously, and Kong Xuan also clasped his fists: "Many. Thank you." Then he took The lion leopard pole is gone.

Dai Zong looked at their backs: "I'm afraid this is the last line of dialogue for these guys... I really don't understand the significance of this kind of role."

"The significance of their appearance," Princess Zhu Gui hugged Dai Zong and slowly landed on the ground, he kissed Dai Zong affectionately on the forehead: "It is to let you offer the chrysanthemum!"

"I'm cheating!!!" Dai Zong hurriedly ejected a fart from Zhu Gui's arms!His face was blushing and his chrysanthemums were blooming, and he started his miraculous movements and went straight to Jizhou!

"You're so tsundere!!! Sweetheart, you're so tsundere again!!!" Not to be outdone, Zhu Gui followed closely with her chrysanthemums blooming!After chasing for a while, a city appeared in front of me!He yelled: "Honey!!! Slow down properly in case you hit something that shouldn't be hit!!!"

As soon as the words were finished, Dai Zongshui walked through the city gate and plunged into the crowd!The group of people, some playing trumpets and some throwing flowers, seemed to be having a happy event!Dai Zong plunged in and screamed, his body flew around!

"I bumped into it again just after I finished speaking..." Zhu Gui held his forehead in pain, and now he can only hope that he can fly over so that the group of people can't find the culprit. . .

Seeing that Dai Zong was about to pass through this group of people and fly out!Suddenly, a strong man with a sallow complexion who looked like something was wrong stood up!The strong man stretched out two dragon claws to meet Dai Zong, clapped his arms together and caught Dai Zong's head!

"I'm cheating!!!" Zhu Gui put his hands on his forehead in pain, thinking about how to apologize and how to deal with the aftermath!He still hoped with a little luck that the man didn't catch Dai Zong so that he could escape after the accident!

I saw Dai Zong pushed the strong man forward more than ten meters away, and the floor tiles under his feet were all broken into pieces and flew around. . .Then the man stood firmly and pinched Dai Zong's head in his hands, laughing and emitting white smoke!The man pinched Dai Zong's head, pointed to his nose and cursed - "If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to explain it!"

☆. The incomparably pure love between friends!

The sallow-faced big man who looked like he had something wrong pinched Dai Zong, pointed at his nose and cursed: "If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

He froze for a moment: "...Evil author! Changed my lines again!"

What to do, he got into trouble again!He must be rescued!Zhu Gui flew over with big chrysanthemums and grabbed Dai Zong's legs!Try to tear him out of the big man's hand!

"Hey, hello!?" The man roared: "The Xi team who smashed someone else's promotion is still planning to run away!? Is there any law or justice!?"

Zhu Guiyi spoke righteously: "The pure love between friends is the king's law! It's the law of heaven!!!"

"This..." The man pondered for a while and felt that pure love should indeed be above the king's law and the law of heaven, but there are restrictions in front of the pure love in this man's mouth!He was talking about the pure love between friends!

While he was meditating, Zhu Gui opened his chrysanthemums and was about to drag Dai Zongye and Na Han into the sky, and a firewood seller squeezed out from the crowd!The firewood seller dropped the firewood and rushed up and hugged the sallow-faced man's waist!

There was a blush on Nahan's yellow face: "Hold my big brother! Who are you!? Just hug me and don't take advantage of others' danger!"

"Who's messing around!!!" The firewood seller roared: "I'm here to help when I see injustice! Who will touch you with your appearance!!!"

In this way, the number of people on both sides became two to two!The two sides pulled back and forth unyielding!Zhu Gui intends to launch noble psychological warfare in the evenly matched situation!

"You two, do you know who we are?" Zhu Guiyi said solemnly!

"Who knows where you guys came from! My great joy of being promoted was ruined by you just like that!" The yellow-faced man also spoke sternly!

A drop of sweat dripped from Dai Zong's head. . .To put it bluntly, Liangshanbo is a den of thieves, so don't let people be caught as thieves. . .

I saw Zhu Gui pouring out one hand and putting on his sunglasses: "There is a Yunlong Gongsun Sheng in Jizhou! He is our elder brother!"

"Ruyunlong Gongsun Sheng!!?" The yellow-faced man was shocked: "What does he do? I have never heard of it!"

"Maybe they make fireworks and rockets?" The thought of selling firewood said: "Ruyun."

Dai Zong roared: "Being your sister firework rocket!!! That is an outstanding and outstanding contribution to my country's aerospace industry!!!"

Zhu Gui raised his forehead in pain: "The direction of the complaint is wrong... If you don't let us go, our big brother will poke your ass with a rocket!"

"Still trying to poke our ass with a launch vehicle!?