Water Xu Chuan

"The firewood seller looked around and couldn't see the rocket: "It seems that we will use the ultimate kill to catch you before Gongsun Sheng comes on the stage!"It's up to you!Flea beast! "

Dai Zong Zhu Gui was taken aback: "He even carries a Pokémon with him!"

The camera focuses on the head of the firewood seller, where a tiny little creature with two long legs clatters happily and jumps on the stage!The little thing jumped all the way up to Zhu Gui's body!

"How could Kexiu still use biochemical weapons!!!"

"This is not a biochemical weapon. As you can see, it's just a Pokémon!" The firewood seller roared, "Bite!"

The flea just jumped onto the softest part of Zhu Gui's now exposed body part - the chrysanthemum!When it heard the firewood seller's skill command, it took a big bite!

"Ah!!!!" Zhu Gui almost fell from mid-air with a long roar!

"It seems that the damage is not enough." The firewood seller released the second skill command again: "Crush!"

The flea opened its mouth wide, showing its mouth full of canine teeth, and gave Zhu Gui's chrysanthemum a big sneer! ! !

"Aww!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zhu Gui let out a long roar again, and the glass with a radius of 500 meters burst into cracks!His chrysanthemum was completely extinguished, and there was a plop, falling dust covered the chrysanthemum and rolled wildly!

The yellow-faced man and the firewood seller turned around and high-fived: "Yes!"

The yellow-faced man let go of Dai Zong in the middle of the high five, and Dai Zong hesitated for a moment. . .run away now. . .How about it?

At any rate, Zhu Gui has saved himself several times. . .Just get away with it a bit. . .He opened the chrysanthemum and went straight to the sky with a whoosh!

"OhNo, that guy escaped!"

"It's okay, we still have this guy on hand! Let him pay you well...Damn it, that guy ran away with my flea beast!"

Zhu Gui lay on the ground clutching the chrysanthemum and watched Dai Zong disappear into the blue sky. . .That's right, run away, as long as you're fine, I'll take care of all the troubles you cause. . .bear?

I saw a black spot appearing in that piece of blue!Dai Zongzheng bloomed his chrysanthemums and let go of his spirit. With the help of the gravity of the earth, he fell at a speed of more than two Machs! ! !He was facing the yellow-faced man on the ground and the firewood seller, brushing his hands and doing seal movements: "The art of tyrants, cools, and meteorite bombs!!!"

Zhu Gui burst into tears. . . Honey. . .It seems that my affectionate devotion has really paid off!Darling turned around and saved me desperately!

A drop of cold sweat broke out on the firewood seller's head: "I hit it at this speed! I'm afraid this block will be knocked down! We must stop him from protecting Jizhou!" He raised his hand: "Flea beast! Crush it!"

"Wait! Even if he destroys his chrysanthemum now, he will still hit us on the head!" The yellow-faced man stopped the firewood seller from waving his hand!

"Then what should I do..."

"We gotta get him off course! Does this fleabeast of yours use tongue licks?"

"Yes... do you mean...!?" The firewood seller blushed: "Fuck, this is too dirty!"

"There is no other way! To protect Jizhou!" The yellow-faced man and the firewood seller waved together: "Flea beast! Lick your tongue!!!"

I saw the flea lying on Dai Zong's chrysanthemum and sticking out Dai Zong's chrysanthemum!Dai Zong felt an indescribable feeling spreading from the chrysanthemum!He exclaimed: "Oh oh oh oh oh what is this!! What a strange feeling oh oh oh I can't describe it!!!"

Dai Zong couldn't describe and couldn't help himself!That flight path crookedly drew a distorted line in the sky!But even if he stopped the chrysanthemum and stopped the divine movement, the whole person still maintained an extremely fast speed under the influence of gravity!Although this speed will not cause great damage to the block, it is enough to smash the body into a puddle of flesh!

"Honey!!!" Zhu Gui roared and got up from the ground!He staggered but resolutely rushed into the roadside tavern and took out a large wine vat that was as tall as a person!With a roar, he sliced ​​off the top of the wine jar with a hand knife and raised the wine jar to catch the fallen Dai Zong!

Dai Zong fell into the wine tank and splashed like waves of wine!However, the gravitational force was so strong that he smashed the wine tank with his head!The wine and the shards of the wine tank were flying around. . .The yellow-faced man and the firewood seller lowered their hands to protect their faces, only to see Zhu Gui sitting paralyzed on the ground, tightly holding Dai Zong in his arms!The flying wine waves and wine vat fragments seem to be the unique special effects of this scene, so beautiful!

The yellow-faced man and the firewood seller shed a tear from the corner of their eyes. . . : "Ah! This... Is this the pure love between gay friends in the legend! It's really thrilling and touching!"

But Zhu Gui and Dai Zong did not hear their words. . .They are sinking into affectionate eye contact. . .Dai Zong vomited blood and opened his mouth: "How can I repair... I was saved by you again..."

Zhu Gui vomited blood and opened his mouth: "The moment you took away my first kiss, I will only recognize you in my life..."

The two looked at each other like this. . .Ah, when did their lips collide?No one knew, the yellow-faced man and the firewood seller were stunned, and suddenly they turned their heads to meet each other's eyes, both of them blushed.

"Hey, thank you for your help when you see injustice. I'm Yang Xiong. Because he looks like the third son of Guan Yu, his complexion is sallow, and he looks like there is something wrong with him, so people in the world call him sick. Today is the record of the villain's promotion to the prison city of Jizhou. celebration."

"It's nothing, Xia Shixiu, who gave up his life to help because of the injustice on the road. People in the Jianghu are called Desperate Saburo. He lost money in business and went to Jizhou to sell firewood."

Yang Xiong patted Shi Xiu on the shoulder: "Send the two of them to the medical clinic first, and then we want to know what will happen next, and we will listen to the next chapter to break it down."

The author has something to say: I had some conflicts with my partner yesterday and I am not in a good mood. . .So I left for a while. . .

I'm in a bad mood recently, I can only be happier when I write this thing and write out my feelings. . .Maybe it's better to consider adding more when you have nothing to do. .

☆、Getting started with flea language

"Well, two patients, please don't squeeze into the same bed, please?" The doctor in the medical center frowned.

"No way! No one can separate us!" Zhu Gui hugged Dai Zong tightly!The faces of the two were tightly pressed together, extruding a large deep wrinkle!

"It's also convenient for me to heal you."

"You can only heal the body but not the heart! If I separate from him, my heart will suffer unspeakable and indescribable harm!"

"...Then you can do it yourself."

"It's really not good to be hugged like this..." Dai Zong rolled his eyes and watched the doctor go away: "Speaking of which, I saw a Taoist priest when I used the technique of tyrant, cool, and meteor bomb, I don't know if it is the one you mentioned What Gongsun Sheng."

"Hey!? Where is it?"

Dai Zong rolled his eyes towards the sky.

Let's say that after Yang Xiong arranged his promotion team, he took Shi Xiu to a restaurant by the side of the road.

"Brother Shi Xiu," Yang Xiong turned his head to look at the sky: "Do you long for the incomparably pure love between gay friends like them?"

"This..." Shi Xiu hesitated for a while: "The villain has only had an uncle to take care of him since he was a child. This time he came to the north with his uncle to do business, but he didn't want his uncle to die. He has no relatives at present... really lacks love..."

"The moment the wine tank burst, I seemed to have seen the most beautiful scene in the world..." Yang Xiong stood up, walked behind Shi Xiu, and gently embraced him.

"It's impossible...to the public." Shi Xiu broke free from his hand.

"..." Yang Xiong looked around and there were people everywhere in the restaurant, the influence was really not good, so he laughed dryly a few times: "Brother Shi Xiu, your flea beast is really amazing !"

"It was raised by my uncle, and he left it to me when he died of illness." Shi Xiuping stretched out his palm, and the flea jumped up: "Uncle said it was Shi Qian, and people in the Jianghu called it the drum flea."

"Even it has the name of the quack!? My fleas are so powerful!"

"Brother Yang, do you want to communicate with it?"

"Hey? How to communicate?"

Shi Xiu took out a thick book with the title written on the cover - "Introduction to Flea Talk".

"Wonderful! Wonderful!" Yang Xiong clapped his palms: "Since brother Shi Xiu has no relatives, he should come and live in a villain's house. There is an ancestral butcher shop at home, which was abandoned because I became an official. Brother Shi Xiu Wouldn't helping me take care of it be a thousand times better than selling firewood?"

"Okay, thank you brother Yang for your kindness!" Shi Xiu clasped his fists together, and the two of them got up and hurried to Yang Xiong's house, the moment the courtyard door was closed, Yang Xiong couldn't wait to hug Shi Xiu!

On the opposite side, countless arrow-like gazes shot upwards, making Yang Xiong Shixiu stunned!They looked up and saw that the prefect of Jizhou and countless officials were staring at them in astonishment!

Yang Xiong neatly tied up Shi Xiu's waistband: "Brother Shi Xiu! Your clothes are a little loose, I'll help you tighten them up!"

The magistrate's surname is Pan, and he was a little stunned when he saw this scene: "Yang Jie, I originally wanted to surprise you on the way, but I didn't want to, but I heard that you were bumped into the promotion team, so I had to come to your house to treat each other... .What's your situation?"

"Report to the magistrate!" Yang Xiong bowed down in admiration: "On the way, the Xi team was attacked by thieves, thanks to this brother who helped the villain catch the thieves! This brother is a lonely man in Jizhou who sells firewood for a living. As the saying goes, no reward is given. Not a man! The villain brought him home and gave him a place to stay!"

"Okay! What a man who doesn't repay his kindness without repaying his favor! Sure enough, I didn't misunderstand you! But why did you lay hands on him when you closed the gate of the courtyard?"

"The villain saw the magistrate the moment he opened the door! This brother is carrying firewood and fighting with thieves, and his clothes are messy! It is disrespectful to adults to be disheveled in front of the noble magistrate!"

"Ho Ho Ho!" Pan Zhifu smiled openly, "What a sick man! He is a good man! My little girl can trust you with confidence!"

Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu smiled apologetically, and after some politeness, they finally sent the prefect and the officials out of the door. The moment the door was closed, Shi Xiu grabbed Yang Xiong's collar: "You step on the horse and explain it! My little girl can rest assured What the hell are you!?"

"This... I do have a marriage contract with the prefect Pan's daughter... that's why I was promoted..."

"Since you have a marriage contract with someone else, why invite me to your house!" Shi Xiu let go of his collar and kicked open the door.

Yang Xiong watched Shi Xiu's back gradually go away, thinking in his heart. . .This is the so-called crossroads in life. Should I be the prefect's son-in-law and become an official, or should I keep Shi Xiu and join him in the ocean of pure love among gay friends. . . ?

He was a little confused, so he also left the house and walked towards the medical center.

"Yo, it's you. I'm so sorry for bumping into you just now, dear." Zhu Gui hugged Dai Zong tightly.

"Is there any collision or not." Yang Xiong sat beside them with a smile: "Little man Yang Xiong, I have something to ask."

"Yang Xiong? Could it be that people in the world called it sick?"

"It's a pleasure to meet you! Hulu Zhu Gui in the dry land, this is Dai Zong, the Taibao of Shenxing. Brother Yang, what do you want to ask?"

"Sure enough, the two of you are also prominent figures in the Jianghu! The villain is now facing a crossroads in his life... Should he marry the prefect's daughter and become an official, or should he immerse himself in pure love with Shi Xiu?"

"Does this kind of thing still need to be chosen!?" Zhu Gui was taken aback: "In the officialdom, there are open and secret fights, and everything is personal. Every step of the way depends on the boss's face. In a lifetime, there is only one empty official position and a bulging general. Belly! How can there be a life as free as clouds and wild cranes!?"

"However, although this life like a wild crane is comfortable... how can I continue to live and where can I find a place to live?"

"Every day you have to decide the path you will go. Why go the path that others have walked? Why go the path that others want you to go? You only need to walk the path you like. In life, you can't laugh for a lifetime, cry But for the rest of your life, if you have to live in the eyes of others all your life, what exactly have you lived in this life?"

Yang Xiong lowered his head and remained silent.

"Money and power can indeed control most things in this world, but they can't control what you want to say in your heart or the expression you want to put on. So, say what you want to say, and do what you want, except You don’t have anyone who can really control your life!” Zhu Gui stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder: “If there is no place for you, then come to Liangshanbo! I welcome you on behalf of all the leaders of Liangshanbo!”

"Thank you..." Yang Xiong hesitated, while Zhu Gui looked down at Dai Zong in his arms, "Honey, how's the bite on the chrysanthemum?"

"It's almost okay."

"Okay!" Zhu Gui helped Dai Zong up: "Brother Yang, we still have orders from the leader, so we will not accompany you!" After saying that, the two walked out of the hospital with their chrysanthemums in full bloom, and flew straight into the sky !

Yang Xiong looked up at the sky and at the chrysanthemums of the two of them: "What a life of my own... what a pair of wings and ashes..."

Zhu Gui and Dai Zong flew and flew through a large cloud in the sky. The sky above the sky was more pure and clean, and the blue was so delicate and charming that it was refreshing.

The holes they had pierced through the clouds were quickly filled by clouds, and the clouds obscured the ground from sight like a herd of sheep silently beneath their feet.

And what appeared in the distance was a pure white castle formed by clouds. Gongsun Shengzheng sat cross-legged on the top of a tower to close the curtain and concentrate.

"This stinky Taoist really knows how to enjoy it." Zhu Gui said dissatisfiedly: "If you hadn't used that crazy, domineering, cool, and meteorite bomb technique, we would not be able to find him even if we were exhausted!"

"Just find it, and invite him back to Liangshanbo." Dai Zongfei flew over and landed gently next to the tower. The cloud seemed to have solidified, and the soft touch felt good when he stepped on it: "Mr. Gongsun! Mr. Gongsun?"

Gongsun Sheng opened his mouth slowly, and spit out a famous aphorism with profound meaning and incomparable wings: "If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆、High-end application of quantum remote transmission

Just when Gongsun Sheng sat cross-legged on the tower of the castle to close the curtain and opened his mouth to spit out the famous sentence with wings, Zhu Gui stuck his ass on his face!

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

Zhu Gui fell down and sat on him again: "Good you dog Taoist priest! You made us come to Jizhou to find you, but you hid in the clouds and basked in the sun!"

"Nani? This is not basking in the sun! How can the work of immortal cultivators be called basking in the sun? This is called doing the top-level solar spa at the place closest to the sun!" Gongsun Sheng roared and turned his head to look at Zhu Gui: " Ahhh, this is a nice guy. Who are you? What are you doing in Jizhou looking for the poor?"

"Fuck! Fuck!" Zhu Gui slapped his butt on his face again!He violently twisted his buttocks so that Gongsun Sheng's face rubbed against his buttocks: "It's Hulu Zhugui on the dry land in Liangshanbo who is riding on my horse!"

"Oh oh oh! I remembered! You're just an insignificant waiter who opened a small hotel at the foot of the mountain to make up for it!"

Zhu Gui looked at Dai Zong with a bright smile on his face: "We can go back and tell Song Jiang that we only found Gongsun Sheng's body?"

"Master Ya Die Zhu Gui is wrong! You are the soul and number one protagonist of this book!"

"Hmph." Zhu Gui lifted his butt, and Gongsun Sheng stood up with cold sweat all over his face: "Why is the first protagonist coming to find the poor Taoist?"

"Song Gongming and Wu Xuexue are said to have figured out the reason for collecting [-] people, and they insist on taking you back to discuss it together."

"Oh? There is a reason for collecting one hundred people? Is it true that Shi Naian wrote it casually for auspiciousness at the beginning and then copied it mechanically as a last resort?" Gongsun Sheng nodded: "This matter is related to the whole book. According to the tenet, Pindao will bid farewell to mother."

Gongsun Sheng tidied up his clothes and walked towards the gate of the castle. The gate opened automatically, and there was a hall inside the castle. In the center of the hall was a 250-inch large LCD color TV!The authentic Dongbei Errenzhuan was playing on the color TV!Opposite the color TV is a huge super luxurious bearskin Chivas Regal sofa!An old lady with white hair and shiny silver is sitting inside and cracking walnuts!

"Damn it..." Zhu Gui was stunned.

Dai Zong was stupefied: "You're complaining in the wrong direction!!! Now it's the Song Dynasty. Where did the LCD TV come from? Where did the Chivas Regal sofa come from? The Northeast Errenzhuan old lady, you went to the wrong set!!!"

"My lord!" I saw Gongsun Sheng flicking his sleeves!That's right, it was the moment when the officials of the Qing Dynasty saw the Emperor!He knelt down with a plop: "Someone discovered the purpose and meaning of this book! I want to find out, kid!"

"What? This broken book still has a purpose and meaning? Isn't it just for the author's own entertainment?" The old lady's eyes were shining brightly: "Are you going back to Liangshanbo?"

"Yes."

"Liangshan is located in Jeju, and Jeju is also Shandong, ah..." The old lady said a few times: "Jeju is not far from Qingdao."

"...Qingdao? I'm going back to my mother, it's the Song Dynasty now, and that area should be the border between Dengzhou and Laizhou..."

"Whatever! It's Shandong territory anyway!" The old lady smacked her lips a few more times: "My son, I'm so greedy, go to that lump and bring me back two boxes of Tsingtao beer by the way."

"Okay boy, remember it."

Dai Zong roared: "How old are you, old lady!!!"

"Are you the Queen's Tucao servant for this book?" The old lady replied cheerfully, "The old age has passed."

"A 70-year-old lady can still drink two cases of beer!!!"

The old lady bared her teeth: "Three or six degrees, everything is possible."

Dai Zong held his forehead in pain: "Although what you said is smooth, everything is possible. This is Li Ning's advertisement..."

"The child will step back and follow them to Jeju." Gongsun Sheng saluted deeply.

"Go, boy, pay attention to make some friends in Heilongjiang or Guizhou when you have time, and then you can bring me a few boxes of Harbin beer or Kweichow Moutai."

"Old lady, you plan to drink all over the country!!!"

Gongsun Sheng went to the door of the palace and gently opened the door. At the same time, he entered a series of coordinates on the door. When the door opened, it was no longer the scenery outside the door but the foot of Liangshanbo Mountain!

"Damn it, first it was a big LCD TV and then it was Erguotou beer!!! Now it even has a portal!!!"

Gongsun Sheng said calmly: "This is the high-end application of quantum long-distance transmission, a great cross-century invention that has changed all human travel methods in history! No bus! No subway!! No train, gray machine, high-speed rail!!!"

"There's not even a trace of this thing now, why did you install it on your own gate across the century!!! How can it become a science fiction in a daze!!!"

"Sarcasm! Let us experience this great high-tech firsthand!" Gongsun Shengda strode in!Zhu Gui and Dai Zong looked at each other when Gongsun Sheng disappeared. . .

Dai Zong tremblingly said: "There won't be any problems with these two long-distance transmissions... For example, the transmission is missing an arm or a leg or a chrysanthemum or something..."

Zhu Gui tremblingly said: "I can't tell!"

The old lady roared from behind: "You two! Opening the portal is a waste of electricity! If you don't go in, will you pay for water, electricity, heating and gas this month?"

Zhu Gui and Dai Zong turned their heads and yelled together: "Damn, there is still water, electricity, heating and gas bills!? The time of our filming is set during the Northern Song Dynasty! Who wants to take out that damn thing!!"

And when you turn your head, you can see the old lady picking up a tube of RPG and aiming at their asses!The two of them hurriedly closed their feet, lifted each other, hugged each other and jumped in! (RPG is Rocket-propelledgrenade, an anti-tank rocket launcher developed by the former Soviet Union.)

The familiar wind with the breath of reeds was blowing in front of them, and the two of them opened their eyes and found that Liang Shanbo was in front of them, and they couldn't help being overjoyed!I touched my arms, legs, head, and chrysanthemum all over my body!

There was a burst of noise in front of them. They turned their heads and saw a lot of people surrounded an open space, and the center of the open space was exposing this bright holy light!

That bright holy light came from Wu Yong!I saw that he took off his pants and was in an indescribable posture!He roared: "You stinky Taoist priest, come quickly!!! You beast!!! How can you convince the crowd if you don't use your body to conquer the attack!!!"

Next to him was Gongsun Sheng with a confused face: "What's going on here? Is Wu Xuexue's brain broken?"

"Yi Yi!" Song Jiang patted Gongsun Sheng on the shoulder: "This is the gist of this book! These one hundred and eight people are a combined attack and attack cycle! Our ultimate goal is to revolve around the common base B star Combining with the co-base L star to form a co-base nebula will make every chrysanthemum in the world feel great relief, joy, and joy!"

Gongsun Sheng roared: "Whatthef*ck!!! Could it be that this is the meaning of this book!? Then why do you push Pindao on him again!? Pindao doesn't care about base!!!"

"The attack and attack cycle of these [-] people is in order! Brother Gongsun, the person in front of you is Wu Xuexue! That's right, Wu Xuexue proposed this idea!" Song Jiang gloated: "Anyway, you won't lose anything! Hurry up and hug Xuejiao Wu and start your journey to the new world!"

"The loss is huge!!! The loss is Chi Guoguo's knot!!! Pindao really doesn't care about the base!!!"

"It's up to you!!! Tie Niu!!!" Song Jiang waved Li Kui and rushed up to pinch Gongsun Sheng before pushing Wu Yong!How can Gongsun Sheng be as strong as Li Kui?He was pinned on Wu Yong by Li Kui like a chick!Gongsun Sheng and Wu Yong were close together and burst out a large piece of holy light!

This piece of holy light was so dazzling that it dazzled the eyes of everyone present!That holy light shines through the blue sky through the clouds to the earth!A UFO passed by the earth's orbit and found this rare light signal!

The aliens in the UFO took out the optical signal analyzer to receive the optical signal, and saw a row of Chinese characters displayed on the analyzer—if you want to know what happened next, let’s listen to the next chapter to break it down!

☆, Today, you have to do it or not!

The bright holy light gradually dissipated, and Li Kui fixed his eyes and saw that what he was holding in his arms was actually a piece of wood!That Gongsun Sheng stood in the sky riding a UFO-shaped cloud: "What did you say that you found the main idea of ​​this book and brought me back just to break me!?"

"Dog Taoist priest!" Wu Yong raised his head and cursed: "You don't even want the chrysanthemums delivered to your door! Are you still human!"

"Just because you are human, you can't want anyone's chrysanthemum!" Gongsun Sheng looked disdainful!

Song Jiang looked at Dai Zong: "Hey, that guy surnamed Dai."

"... I have a name!!! You walked me to Yishui Jizhou twice, why are you still complaining!!!"

"Did you find this Taoist priest's lair and mother when you went to Jizhou?"

"Found!"

Song Jiang pointed to the sky: "Hahahaha!!! Gongsun Sheng, let me tell you!!! If you don't mess with this today, I will send someone to the government to sue you!!! You are the main criminal who robbed the birthday card!!! Let the officers and soldiers Bring someone straight to your hometown to catch your mother!!!"

"Fuck, it's so vicious!!!" Gongsun Sheng continued to look disdainful: "The place where my house lives is high up! The officers and soldiers are afraid they will be exhausted and won't be able to go up!"

Song Jiang turned his head: "Where does he live? How tall is it?"

Zhu Gui looked up at the sky: "In the sky...in the clouds...probably the stratosphere."

"It's true that officers and soldiers can't go up...then how did you go up and find him?"

"This, fart power propulsion."

Song Jiang pointed to the sky again: "Hahahaha!!! Gongsun Sheng, let me tell you!!! Dean Dai has signed a fart power propulsion course with the officers and soldiers to train 500 people!!! They will go to the officers and soldiers as well !!!”

"Damn!!!" Gongsun Shengyi was so indignant that he wanted to poke Dai Zong to death with his finger: "Dai Zong, you shameless villain!!!"

"What the hell is none of my business!"

"Gongsun Sheng!!! Today, you have to do it or not!!!"

Gongsun Sheng pressed the cloud head helplessly and came behind Wu Yong.

"Oh oh oh oh!!!" All the heroes gathered around!

The UFO-shaped cloud surrounding Gongsun Sheng's lower body dispersed, and Gongsun Sheng's lower body bulged out an indescribable bulge more than half a meter long! ! !

All the heroes were stunned: "What do you usually eat!? How could you have this size!"

"Hmph." Gongsun Sheng smiled contemptuously and aimed at Wu Yong in an indescribable gesture!

Wu tightly pinched the ground with both hands and his face was full of veins: "Great relief! Great joy! Great joy!"

Gongsun Sheng straightened his waist forward!Something suddenly pierced the pants and slipped out!I saw that the thing was blue-black and slender as a whole, and there was a strawberry-shaped indescribable protrusion at the tip, engraved with orchid decorations on it!

"Oh my God!!! It's even carved with orchid decorations!!!" All the heroes were stunned: "It's so long, it's more than half a meter long!!! The unique color of blue and black is almost like metal generally!!!"

"Hey! Wu Yong, you pedantic dog! Kurai!" Gongsun Sheng roared and rushed towards Wu Yong!

"Stop!!!" Song Jiang rushed up and stretched out his hand to pinch the indescribable thing!

"What!?" Gongsun Sheng sneered and said, "Song Yasi, do you see my indescribable part of my body so excited that you want to replace Wu Xuexue?"

Song Jiang raised his hand with black lines all over his face and pulled the thing out of Gongsun Sheng's pants!

Everyone stared at the whisk in Song Jiang's hand and was stunned.

Gongsun Sheng bared his teeth, "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey it's a cloud cover the lower body ! secretly put something in the trousers no one will notice ya Yun condensed in the palm of his hand: "Gongsun Sheng specializes in blocking clouds! No 998! No 888! Just 688! Even in public, you can do whatever you want! Comes with Gongsun Sheng □□ the same style of whisk! Quantity is limited, hurry up Call and snap up!"

All the onlookers crowded up and pressed him to the ground and beat him up!After the blast, they forcibly stripped Gongsun Sheng naked and tied him to a tree, using his holy light as a daylight!

"Ai ai ai ai..." The holy light filled the entire Liangshan with Gongsun Sheng's wailing. . .

It was night, amidst the wailing, Wu Yong came to him with a binoculars in his arms: "Brother Gongsun, why do you dislike Xiaosheng?"

"Where is it..."

"Then why are Xiaosheng's chrysanthemums placed in front of you and you are indifferent and still want to use the whisk to get away?"

"...Pindao really doesn't care about the foundation."

"Huh? Why don't you get gay?"

"The poor way is a monk, and he should be pure-hearted and ascetic as he is."

"One heart to Sanqing...that is to say, your chrysanthemum is reserved for Taishang Laojun?"

A line of blood overflowed from the corner of Gongsun Sheng's mouth: "Please don't make other people's beliefs so dirty!"

"Joke, joke, haha, but don't you want to let yourself ascend to the sky to meet Sanqing?"

"Is this... possible?"

"The heavenly book is the proof!" Wu Yong took out the scroll of bamboo slips from his arms: "As long as we gather together [-] people to form a large nebula with a common base, we will ascend to the sky and fly to the universe to lead to the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss!"

"...I'm babbling! How old are you kidding? There was blood and the smell of chrysanthemums on the book that day! Where the hell did this thing come from!?"

Wu Yong slowly unfolded the heavenly scriptures in front of Gongsun Sheng. . .That day, an extremely strong gravitational force came from the book and tore off the ropes all over Gongsun Sheng's body and sucked him in!

"This... This is..." Gongsun Sheng was immersed in an empty space in an instant. . .His whole body felt very relaxed, and a warm feeling filled his whole body from the chrysanthemum. In front of him were two stars emitting light and heat to form a binary star system, and he was revolving around them. . .

"This is the common base B star and the common base L star." Wu Yong's voice came in, and his figure appeared in front of Gongsun Sheng: "It's very beautiful."

"Indeed...it's spectacular."

"I believe the moment when they combine will be even more spectacular." Wu Yong gradually slowed down and put his body against Gongsun Sheng.

"This... this..." Gongsun Sheng was still hesitating, but a throbbing overflowed from the light emitted by the common base and gradually crawled all over his body: "It's not very good..."

"You can only know something after you have to do it. People who are afraid of the new world before they start can only spend their lives immersed in the old world." Wu Yong closed his eyes: "Come on, let's try it out. Let's open the door to the new world together!"

Under Wu Yong's encouragement, Gongsun Sheng slowly hugged him with his hands, and a burst of joy in life spread with a piece of holy light, and the entire pedestal shone with it. . .

The morning sun shines through the mottled leaves, Wu Yong's whole body is still immersed in the silence and slowly opens his eyes, but in front of him is Gongsun Sheng's arms, they are lying on the grass hugging each other.

"This... is this the new world..." Gongsun Sheng looked at the rising sun and Liang Shanbo, bathed in the sun and covered with a layer of gold, bursting into tears: "Pimpedao has always... always been in the How can you live so shallowly!"

"Is this the legendary great joy, great liberation, and great joy... It seems that one hundred and eight people must be gathered to complete the cycle of attacking and receiving!" Gongsun Sheng hugged Wu Yong tightly, and the two stood on the top of the mountain tree The most classic bow and arm movements of the hero and heroine of the Titanic are swayed forward!

Suddenly the sky darkened, and the two raised their heads to see a large billowing black cloud in the sky.

"That guy Song Jiang is here?" The two looked back and forth, but where was Song Jiang's shadow on the whole hill?Before it was too late, a thunderbolt struck down from the clouds with a crackling sound, and gave Wu Yong Gongsun Sheng a shock!Wu Yong Gongsun Sheng couldn't control the golden snake dancing wildly in this thunderstorm!After the dance, the two fell to the ground like a puddle of mud!

The dark cloud gradually formed a human face. . .Gongsun Sheng looked at the face and trembled violently: "Mother...Mother, my lord!!!"

The human face slowly opened his mouth: "Good you bastard! If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

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"Nani? Master Mushang?" Wu Yong looked up at the face formed by the clouds in the sky in surprise: "Your parents are Lei Gong and Dian Mu?"

A thunderstorm ordered Wu Yong to dance with the golden snake again!Yunyun said angrily: "The wicked author even dares to change my lines? You are unfilial! Why did I ask you to go to Shandong?"

Gongsun Sheng knelt on the ground with a slap and his head was covered with cold sweat: "I'll bring you two boxes of Tsingtao beer..."

"And what have you been doing almost all day?"

"...fucking up."

"I can't help my mother! If you have friends, forget your mother!"

"No, no! The kid has a reason! Once the kid passed through the portal, they controlled him. This kid can't escape at all!"

"Then what did you do the first time you got out?"

"...Watching the sunrise with my friends in my arms..."

"Nizi!" Another thunderbolt descended on Gongsun Sheng, dancing like a golden snake again!Wu Yong got up covered in scorched black and stood in front of Gongsun Sheng: "Don't blame Mr. Gongsun for this matter! It was Xiaosheng who forced him to have sex! If you want to blame, blame me!"

Gongsun Sheng pulled Wu Yong and hid him behind his back: "It's because my willpower is not strong enough! If you want to hack, you can hack him alone!"

Wu Yong pulled Gongsun Sheng and hid him behind his back: "It's all my fault! I'm the one who abducted your son and went astray!"

"Hey, hey, it's really affectionate." Yun Yun sighed.