Water Xu Chuan

: "Although I want to remind you that the human body is conductive, it doesn't matter whoever stands in front of you when you pull around like this..." After saying that, a thunder shot made the two of them dance like a golden snake again!

"Guga..." Wu Yong Gongsun Sheng fell to the ground like charcoal and opened his mouth to spit out a puff of soot. . .

"Mom, I'm off to find you beer!" A feces-yellow cloud flew over and Gongsun Sheng rolled and crawled up the wheel, and the cloud galloped in the direction of Dengzhou and Laizhou. . .

"Hurry up and go back, be careful all the way!" Wu Yong told him that a thunderbolt fell on his head again!The voice in the cloud seemed to hook his fingers at him: "What kind of book is in it, bring it here and show it to me."

At that time, there was a famous port city called Jiaozhou around Qingdao. Well, this city still exists now, but it is now a county-level city.In ancient times, even port cities would not choose a location that was too close to the sea. Jiaozhou, located on the inner side of Jiaozhou Bay, was one of the four most famous ports in ancient times.

Qingdao is on the outside of Jiaozhou Bay. It consists of two peninsulas that embrace Jiaozhou Bay in the mainland in a dog-tooth pattern. Before Germany occupied Jiaozhou Bay in 1897, Qingdao had always been a small fishing village.Qingdao originally refers to the small island on the north side of Jiaozhou Bay, today it is called Little Qingdao, and the north side of Little Qingdao is called Qingdao Bay. This small fishing village was gradually called Qingdao Village by the ancients, and finally replaced the original name of the island.

Gongsun Sheng pressed his cloud head and landed in Qingdao Village. He looked at this small and crude fishing village in a daze.

It happened that a fisherman walked by with a fish basket on his back, Gongsun Sheng rushed over and said, "Hello!"

The fisherman looked at Gongsun Sheng from head to toe: "Hello."

"Excuse me, where do you have Tsingtao beer here?"

"Beer? Excuseme what is beer?"

"It's a kind of burnt yellow color, bubbling and bubbling, and it will also stir up white foam..."

"So you Taoist priests call this beer?" The fisherman stretched his hand to his pants cheerfully.

"Oh oh oh really?"

I saw the fisherman pooping at Gongsun Sheng. . . . . .

Gongsun Shengfei kicked the fisherman and hit the spot where the light was shining: "I'm about to splash my father's face!!!"

The fisherman covered his lower body heavily and knelt on the ground: "Why meow..."

Gongsun Sheng strolled into the village, and it happened that the second fisherman was drying dried fish. He said, "Hello! May I ask where you can get Tsingtao beer here?"

"Beer? What is Excusez-moi beer?"

"...It's a burnt yellow color with bubbles and white froth..."

"Oh oh oh!" The second fisherman took off his pants!Gongsun Sheng kicked up again: "You really belong to the same village!!!"

Gongsun Sheng wandered around the village for two more times and came across a third fisherman who was grilling fish. He leaned over and gave another slap: "Please don't urinate on me, I strongly emphasize that it is forbidden to urinate on me! Did you hear that?" Ever had Tsingtao beer? It’s a scorched yellow color that bubbles and froths, and the important thing must be emphasized three times that it’s absolutely forbidden to urinate on me!”

"...The burnt yellow color is bubbling and foaming? Oh oh!" The fisherman turned around and entered the house after hearing this: "Brother Dao, wait a moment."

Have!Have!Gongsun Sheng is very happy!

The fisherman came out after a while, holding a rough porcelain bowl in his hand, which contained a bowl of liquid that smelled like urine. . .

When Gongsun Sheng took the bowl, the muscles on his face trembled unnaturally.

The fisherman handed the rough porcelain bowl to his mouth: "What's wrong, Brother Dao? Please use it, Brother Dao!"

Gongsun Sheng put the whole bowl of food on the fisherman's face: "Use your sister!!!"

He walked angrily, and everyone in the fishing village hid in the house far away when they saw him.

Gongsun Shengzheng was full of indignation and had nothing to do. Suddenly he saw a wooden sign in front of him, pointing directly at a small cave. The sign said: Tsingtao Brewery, not here.

Yo, isn't this 300 taels of silver here?I searched the village several times, but I didn't expect it to be here!When he walked to the cave, he found that the cave had a door!There are also two door god Wei Chigong posted on the door!

The face of Yu Chigong on the left is sallow, reminiscent of Yang Xiong's face, while the one on the right only takes up one-eighth of the whole paper, curled up in the upper left corner.Just when Gongsun Sheng was about to open the door, the two Zhang Yuchigong said at the same time: "Hey!!! Where did the stinky Taoist come from and want to force his way into the hole?"

Even if the door god can talk, isn't it still a sticker?Gongsun Sheng pushed the door open with disapproval!The door was as motionless as a piece of iron!The two Zhang Yuchigong sneered in unison: "This guy is really rude, he underestimates us brothers too much, how can you let you break into this cave!? Say, what are you here for?"

Gongsun Sheng had no choice but to give a respectful slap: "Pindao came here specially to find that Tsingtao beer, and I hope the two door gods will let it go."

"If you say let us go, let us go? There is no such simple thing in the world! After all, my brothers are also well-known figures in the world! I won't let you go easily!"

"It's just the two door gods who are famous in the Jianghu... How can you two let me go?"

"Answer our three questions!"

"Okay, excuse me, both of you."

"Please listen to the question. Question [-]. How many butt hairs do Song Jiang and Chao Gai, led by Liang Shanbo, have?"

Gongsun Sheng spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Whoever steps on a horse will know!!!"

"That's why I don't know. I answered one question wrong! Please listen to the second question. How many ass hairs does the original author Shi Naian have?"

Gongsun Sheng held his forehead in pain: "Can't you leave your ass..."

"Well, please listen to the third question. How short is the shortest hair of the author of this book? Please specify the value to the nearest nanometer."

Gongsun Sheng stretched out his hand and tore off the two door gods from the door.

"Ya Butterfly! Violence is prohibited!" The two door gods yelled in unison and were thrown aside by the group. Gongsun Sheng stretched out his hand and pushed the door again, and the door opened slowly. . .A ray of light leaked from the middle of the crack in the door. . .

Ah, sure enough, violence is the simplest and most effective way to solve problems.

After his eyes got used to the brightness of the light in the door, Gongsun Sheng saw that the door was facing a small balcony. There were steps winding down on both sides of the balcony. There was a roaring waterfall in front of the balcony. One person was sitting on the balcony. Above, the whole environment is very quiet and elegant. . .

ah. . .What kind of person would sit here so emotional?Must be a beautiful man. . .Just when Gongsun Sheng fantasized about the man's face, the man turned his head, and spoke with an extremely Peking opera singing voice: "Hey hey——! Want to know what happened to that one? Let's listen to that one~ I will break it down next time!"

☆, Having said that, the author is not very fond of eating dumplings

Well, although Beijing opera is the quintessence of the country, the authors can't appreciate it, including Erren Zhuan, which grandparents love to hear.

Forgive me for writing out my most straightforward feelings about them, that is, the colorful and pretentious clothes don’t speak well for no apparent reason. . .

Well, traditional culture must have its broad and profound aspects, and it must be very difficult for me to understand it at this superficial level.

Gongsun Sheng also couldn't understand why he had to sing the ending remark in Peking Opera.

Sitting on the stage, in front of the man was a waterfall rushing thousands of miles away. His singing came through the rumble of rags. He shook his head and looked back at Gongsun Sheng with a smile and turned eighteen corners: "Come on." ~~~! Who! Who~~~People~~!"

Gongsun Sheng hurriedly said: "The poor Gongsun Sheng came from Jeju, and he came here to ask for Tsingtao beer."

The man grinned and showed his teeth, and continued to turn eighteen corners in one word: "~~~Let's go~~Le! And! People see me—the one who sings~~~Good~! Call me~~~Tie ~~! Call~~! Son~~~!"

Gongsun Sheng was stunned: "They told you to stick dumplings!?"

"Ye~打~! It's iron~~! It's called~~! Son~~~!"

"What a dumpling! It's the first time I've heard of such a deep-rooted person in Jianghu for so many years!"

"It's iron~~~! It's called~~~~!! Son~~~~~!!!"

"Actually, Pindao thinks that dumplings in pot stickers are not as fragrant as fried dumplings." Gongsun Sheng nodded.

Lehe broke down: "Putstickers!!!! It's a barker!!!"

"...Oh, it's the iron whistle! Wouldn't it be good to talk well at the beginning." Gongsun Sheng scratched his head in embarrassment: "So why did you come out?"

"Hey! You stinky Taoist priest! How did you break through the first level! You will never pass my second level!"

"...How do you pass this second level?"

"Sing an opera with me! My high pitch can pass through waterfalls! As long as your high pitch can overwhelm mine, I'll let you pass!"

"..."

I saw Le He sitting on the stage, shaking his head enchantingly and opening his mouth: "Wear~~~ Lin~! Sea~! Cross~~~ Snow~! Yuan~! Qi—! Chong—! Xiao—— !Chinese--!"

Gongsun Sheng was stunned!This is a well-known model play - "Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy"!

Le Hehua shook his head again and faced the waterfall with pride and ambition overflowing his whole face: "Show—— pride! Send—— ambition! Facing~right~group~mountain!!!"

How to do how to do!I can't sing!Can reciting two volumes of "Tao Te Ching" get away with it?What a fart!Gongsun Sheng tiptoed to the back of Lehe. From this angle, the two steps on the left and right lead straight down. At the bottom is a blue wave pool. The whole waterfall flows down dozens of meters into the pool. Spectacular!

If you don't do it, you will never stop!He watched Le He, who was sitting on the edge of the stage singing affectionately, raised his foot and kicked him in the back!

Lehe was suddenly forced and fell from the stage, flew down the waterfall three thousand feet and fell into the blue pool with a plop!

Gongsun Sheng watched him fall into the pool and folded his palms unconsciously: "Amitabha... sin, sin..."

No, I'm a Taoist priest and recite some kind of Buddha! ?Gongsun Sheng scratched his head and walked down the steps. There was a door behind Bibotan at the bottom of the waterfall. After opening the door, a huge stalactite cave appeared in front of him. In the center of the cave was a stone sculpture. A throne made of gold, on which a crate of beer sits gleaming!

Gongsun Sheng took the first excited step towards that beer!

He only felt a pain in his left buttock!Turning his head, he saw that it was an extremely unusual snake!The snake is unusual because it has two heads on one body!Now those two heads are all on his left buttocks!

What is the most important thing after being bitten by a snake?That's right, first of all, don't move around to prevent the poisonous blood from spreading all over the body faster, and secondly, use your mouth to suck the wound to suck out the poisonous blood!

Gongsun Sheng stood there and tried it. He seemed unable to touch his ass with his mouth.

"Hey hey hey, you stinky Taoist priest!" The double-headed snake said with a smile: "I picked the places where your mouth can't reach! Just because you want to get Tsingtao beer? Die here!"

"Brother, let's hide behind the door and sneak attack is really powerful! Even if we lose the first two levels, we will be safe!" A very unusual scorpion appeared next to it, and that scorpion happened to have two tails!

The snake's venom glands are located in the teeth, and the venom is injected into the opponent's body through biting, while the scorpion's venom glands are located in the tail, and the venom is injected into the opponent's body by stabbing the tail!

Gongsun Sheng grasped the two tails of the scorpion like a treasure, and then stabbed those two tails into his right buttocks!

"This... this is!" Both the snake and the scorpion were stunned: "One left butt and one right butt, is it fighting poison with poison to keep the two toxins in balance inside the body?"

"That's right!" Gongsun Sheng shook his butt towards them, only to see that the left buttocks were blue and the right buttocks were purple!The two petals of the buttocks blended together like Tai Chi and began to fight each other left and right!

"How can it be repaired! Brother, retreat quickly! I'll bite him again!" The two-headed snake opened its mouth wide!Gongsun Sheng twisted his hips lightly and a fart shot out from the chrysanthemum: "Do you think I will give you such a chance again!"

The fart is discharged through the buttocks that are fighting each other!The fart itself has a stink with a paralyzing effect, and it is mixed with the other two toxins in the left and right butts!The two-headed snake just opened its mouth wide and just swallowed the three-flavored poisonous fart into its stomach!The whole snake was fainted on the ground by a fart!

"Brother!!!" The scorpion hurriedly ran over to give the snake a scorpion breath.

"Hey!" Gongsun Sheng walked towards the stone carved throne in the center of the cave. He excitedly held the box of beer and lifted it up like an Olympic champion!

He walked out of the cave with the beer and came to the ground. Lehe was bringing two door gods and snakes to worship in front of the door: "Please don't take the beer! If the beer is taken away by you, we will lose the meaning of existence!"

"...If I don't bring back the beer, my lord will kill me." He thought for a moment and snapped his fingers: "Then how about Pindao giving you the meaning of existence again?"

"Oh oh oh oh oh!?"

Gongsun Sheng took off his underwear: "Take this treasure back to the cave and serve it! Never let anyone touch it!"

"Who wants to touch your stinky pants!!!"

"..." Gongsun Sheng put on his underwear embarrassingly: "Then why don't you just follow me? To tell you the truth, Pindao came from Liangshanbo, where they are following the instructions of the heavenly book to collect a hundred orders and eight generals! Anyway, none of you exist. If it makes sense, why not follow the poor way up the mountain to make up the numbers to speed up the process of finishing this book!"

Lehe and the snake and scorpion gatekeeper nodded their heads in unison: "Okay, okay! Let's finish this bad book quickly!"

Gongsun Sheng waved his hand, and the dung-yellow cloud floated down: "I don't know what the names of Brother Snake and Scorpion and the two door gods are?"

"The next two-headed snake is named Jiezhen, and was kicked out of the tribe because of a genetic mutation that gave birth to two heads. This is my foster brother, the twin-tailed scorpion, named Jiebao, who was also kicked out of the tribe because of a genetic mutation that gave birth to two tails."

"Under Sun Xin, because the dye leaked during printing and dyed his face yellow, people in the Jianghu called him sick Yuchi. This is my younger brother Sun Li. Because the printing was accidentally small and skewed, people in the Jianghu called him Xiao Yuchi."

Gongsun Sheng nodded: "In other words, there are two genetically mutated variants plus two defective products that cannot be sold."

The femme fatale kicked Gongsun Sheng off the cloud at the same time: "How good can you be, a Taoist dog!?"

Well, just like this, our great 21 counting project has five more and completed one [-]st.

Hey Gongsun Sheng!This is an imperial order issued by the author!Now there are so many kinds of beer in the country, you can search for wine 21 times in the whole country and we can finish it!What a great idea!

However, a wedding march resounded throughout the courtyard.

Well, let's turn our attention back to Jizhou. Shi Xiu is sitting in a noisy corner drinking wine alone, and the wedding host stands on the stage and recites: "It's sunny today! It's cloudless today! It's sunny and cloudy today! Today is the day of great joy for the much-anticipated Mr. Yang Xiong and Ms. Pan Qiaoyun!"

The author has something to say: ah, sure enough, let’s forget about adding more. .I can't laugh when I think of this kind of subject matter with two updates a day. .

QWQ, anyway, one hundred updates a day and no one watches it

☆, more than a dozen fleas on the opposite side can't stop me!

Let's say that Yang Xiong went home after listening to Zhu Gui's words that day and fell into deep thinking.

In the room, he stripped himself naked and squatted at the door in the pose of a thinker, thinking deeply.

It is a very serious question whether to throw yourself into the arms of friends and live happily ever after, or into the arms of the magistrate for a lifetime of wealth and honor.

He tried to find a balance between the two choices. Being in the arms of friends can also make you rich, and that requires hard work with friends.

It is also possible to be happy in the arms of the magistrate. Yes, there are too many kinds of happiness in this world, and there are so many that people don't know how to choose. . .However, the reality is that happiness is not necessarily or difficult to be rich, but happiness seems to be easy to obtain if there is wealth.

You can’t have both fish and bear’s paws, but it’s very simple, if the difficulty of obtaining them is the same, which of the two is more valuable?

They are just friends, as long as they have money. . .

He seemed to have figured it out. On the street that day, he happened to meet Shi Xiu who was passing by with a firewood on his back. He tried his best to look at the blue sky, but the two of them didn't speak, nodded or even crossed their eyes.

So a few days later, such a scene appeared. Shi Xiu was sitting in a noisy corner drinking alone, and the wedding host stood on the stage and recited: "It's sunny today! It's cloudless today! It's sunny and cloudy today." ! Today is the day of great joy for Mr. Yang Xiong and Ms. Pan Qiaoyun, who are all looking forward to it!"

Just as he was talking, a feces-yellow cloud passed across the sky. It was Gongsun Sheng returning to Jizhou to deliver beer to his mother.

"Look, is that golden cloud flying across the sky a somersaulting cloud? Could it be a wish for a happy marriage for the two newlyweds?"

Yang Xiong, wearing a big red robe, congratulated each other with fists and hands clasped together with the visiting guests, and he easily bypassed the table where Shi Xiu was sitting. , something yelled in the ear: "Hey you spineless! Are you going to just watch them get married like this?"

Shi Xiu reached out and pinched the flea out of the ear: "Otherwise?"

"Man!" Shiqian's voice became very weak after leaving his ear, and it roared: "Snatch a marriage!"

"...how can you stay in Jizhou after robbing the magistrate's marriage?"

"You good-for-nothing really plan to sell firewood for the rest of your life in this damn place!?"

"Even if I sell firewood for a lifetime, as long as I can see him every day..."

"No Promise!!! Where's your love? Is your love going to this level?"

"Love is not necessarily possession, there is a kind of love called letting go."

"Since it's true love, then let it go! If he really doesn't love you, let it go! In life, if you lose money, you will lose a small part, if you lose love, you will lose a large part, and if you lose courage, you will lose everything! "

Shi Xiu hung her head down and drank her wine and stopped answering.

"You bastard!" Shi Qian yelled: "I stole the flea's wedding back then! More than a dozen fleas on the opposite side failed to stop me! It is a lifelong shame for me to settle on you, a bastard!" After it roared, it jumped out and didn't know where it jumped. Shi Xiu didn't move, didn't say a word, and continued to drink dull wine.

"Congratulations, congratulations."

"Same joy, same joy, same joy."

"Tong Nima!!!" Yang Xiong was startled by the sound coming from his ear: "Who? Who is it?"

"?" The guests who had just finished their congratulations stood on the opposite side in a daze.

"Sorry, sorry, auditory hallucinations, hehe, auditory hallucinations." Yang Xiong hurriedly walked towards the next guest with a compensatory smile.

"Fantasy Nima!!! My surname is Yang, you have to listen to me!!!"

"..." Yang Xiong looked around for a week, but there was no one in his ears, and the voice continued to come: "If you are still a man, go grab Shi Xiu's hand and run away with him!!!"

"..." Yang Xiong quickly glanced at Shi Xiu: "Who? Who are you?"

"Me? I'm your grandpa in heaven!!! If you don't run away from marriage and elope with Shi Xiu, I will make you look good!!!"

"..." Yang Xiong held his forehead in pain, where did the god grandfather come from?Are you hallucinating yourself?Just as he was holding his forehead, there was a sound of bragging, and he saw a bridal sedan chair being happily carried in by a group of people, and he hurriedly went up to meet it.A servant opened the sedan chair curtain, and Pan Qiaoyun stretched out a white hand from inside with her red hijab covered, Yang Xiong pinched her hand and helped her out of the sedan chair.

"Well, you don't even intend to listen to the words of your godly grandpa!!! I will make your marriage impossible!!!" The voice still echoed in his ears, Yang Xiong didn't take it seriously, and the guests gave way to the two newcomers. Passage, they walked slowly into the lobby.

Sitting in that hall were the laughing prefect and his wife, the host shouted loudly: "Bow to heaven and earth!"

Yang Xiong bent down slowly and was about to kneel down to worship, but he felt a tickle move from his ears all the way into his crotch!

this. .This is. . .Yang Xiong only felt the chrysanthemums cool down!A row of sharp canine teeth landed fiercely on his chrysanthemum: "Aw!!!!" He yelled and fell to the ground, covering the chrysanthemum and rolling all over the floor!

"This..." Everyone in the audience was stunned, Yang Xiong knew what Grandpa Tianshen was, and that was the flea beast beside Shi Xiu!He covered the chrysanthemum and gritted his teeth and said, "Did Shi Xiu send you here?"

A burst of itching moved from the crotch to the ears again: "You mean that coward? He doesn't dare to move in the corner! What is he calling a desperate Saburo! It's okay to work hard with strangers, but I'm afraid of being like this when it comes to my own happiness I can't get used to it, I can't get used to it!"

"It's just a flea, it's not your turn to come out!"

"Ouch, there's a human being in the trough!!!" The itch moved from the ear to the crotch again!Yang Xiong seized the opportunity and let out an astonishingly loud fart!

And Shi Qian caught a fart hair as early as the moment the chrysanthemum shrank and was about to fart!It swung that fart away with its butt hair like Tarzan of the ape!After that gust of air flow passed by, it swooped on Yang Xiong's chrysanthemum, and Kang Chi took another big mouthful!

"Aw——!!!!!!!" Yang Xiong rolled violently again!That chrysanthemum is one of the softest parts of the human body. Yang Xiong was sweating profusely from the pain!The itchy feeling moved to the ears again: "You guys still want to use your fart to kill me?"

"You meddle in other people's business! Shi Xiu doesn't love herself anymore and dare not stand out! What are you doing!?"

"What are you talking about!? You said he doesn't love you anymore!? He wants to sell firewood in this damn place for the rest of his life, as long as he can see you every day!!! He's afraid that he'll block your way to promotion and that you won't be able to live even worse That’s why I hid there and didn’t dare to say anything or do anything!!!”

"What..." Yang Xiong got up staggeringly and looked towards the corner where Shi Xiu was. It happened that Shi Xiu had been staring at him, and the eyes of the two collided with each other, and the two eyes seemed to freeze Set the two of them firmly together!

"..." Everyone present was stunned. The bridegroom suddenly rolled all over the ground with his hands on his chrysanthemums talking nonsense when he was praying to heaven and earth, and now he is still motionless like a clay sculpture and his eyes are straight. . .Could it be that this person has some kind of mental illness?

"Yang Xiong? Yang Xiong!" The magistrate was angry, he stood up and walked to Yang Xiong's side: "What are you doing? Do you think my daughter is not worthy of you? I entrust my daughter to you because you are famous and famous! You are here What's the point of making such a fuss at the wedding?"

There was a surge of people below, Shi Xiu stared at Yang Xiong with straight eyes and squeezed through the crowd, Shi Xiu stood on the auditorium with straight eyes.

"..." The eyes of these two people collided so that everyone could see what was going on, and the magistrate was furious: "Who are you!? Where did you come from a pariah!? Who allowed you to come up here? !?"

Shi Xiu slapped the magistrate's face with a fist!He hugged Yang Xiong: "Honey, life really needs courage, so I'm going to say loudly here, I want to spend my whole life with you!"

Yang Xiong's face turned red, and the two gradually closed their eyes and touched their lips. . .

"Fuck! Fuck!? Fuck!!!" The magistrate's left eye socket was blue and he got up: "Fuck!!!"

Yang Xiong punched the magistrate again and made the blue color of his left and right eye sockets symmetrical.

They kissed for 1 minute, and everyone present was stunned. After 1 minute, Shi Xiu turned her head and looked at the blue sky in the distance, holding Yang Xiong and walking slowly towards the entrance of the wedding venue.

"Damn it..." The magistrate struggled for a long time and got up with two blue eye sockets: "What's going on with this horse!!! I'm the number one leader in the state government!!! Come on! Get these two dared Arrest the gay guy who did something to me!!!"

☆, the stunts treasured by the wife, wife, and great-grandpa

Shi Xiu hugged Yang Xiong with his feet!A group of cavalry rushed out of Jizhou city after them!

How can a man outrun a horse?So Shi Xiu hugged Yang Xiong with both feet off the ground, and the chrysanthemums were gushing!A huge fart burst from the ass!Relying on fart power to fly for a certain distance, the sound of killing behind him was still very close, Shi Xiu turned her head and saw that all the horses in Jizhou also had gushing chrysanthemums!The pony's tail was blown around by the continuous spray of farts!

And the formation of the horses has also been carefully arranged!That team of horses marched in a long snake formation so that the horses behind would not be hindered by the wind, thus ensuring the super endurance of the whole team!

"What the hell is this horse!!!"

And the leading cavalryman held a steel gun with black ground and white flowers in his hand!The point of the gun pointed directly at Shi Xiu's chrysanthemum, which was violently gushing. The corner of the cavalry's mouth showed an evil smile!

How can a human stomach compare to a horse's stomach?Just from the volume of the fart, it was crushed into slag!The team of cavalry was getting closer and closer. Shi Xiu felt a bit of coolness coming from the chrysanthemums!

Shi Qian pinched Shi Xiu's earlobe and looked back: "Damn! Your chrysanthemum will be lost!"

"Leave me alone and run!" Yang Xiong looked at Shi Xiu's face affectionately.

"Never! Never!" Shi Xiu hugged Yang Xiong even tighter!

"When the chrysanthemum is in the pass, what are you talking about about friendship! You two will be fine if they catch you!" Shi Qian roared: "How can I repair it? At such a critical moment, I can only pass on the stunts that I have treasured for a long time. Here you go!"

"A stunt that has been cherished for a long time!?" Yang Xiong Shixiu was stunned: "Did it bite off the opponent's chrysanthemum in one bite!?"

"... Believe it or not, I will bite off both of your chrysanthemums in one bite!!!"

"Believe me! Grandpa Tianshen, if you have any unique skills, don't hide them!"

"Okay! Xiu'er, change your hugging position, instead of a princess hug, hug Xiong'er upright and hug both of you tightly."

"...What a shame for Xiu'er Xiong'er." Yang Xiong Shi Xiu did as he did, and the two of them pressed their faces together, both of them blushed in embarrassment.

"Masters are blushing! Hurry up and kiss each other and use fart power to propel at the same time!"

"..." The two of them blushed and kissed together and opened their chrysanthemums!The air flow surged through the bodies of the two of them through their lips!I saw that the power propulsion of the two farts was intertwined and twisted into a spiral!This helical fart-powered propulsion burst out with twice the propulsion force of ordinary fart-powered propulsion!The two of them twisted into a drill bit and blasted a sound barrier around them, breaking through the speed of sound and disappearing into the distant horizon in an instant!

"My God! What a powerful fart power propulsion is this!" The group of cavalry behind were stunned!They drove the first and second horses in the front row to try to make the two horses kiss each other too. The two stallions didn't like it, so they closed their chrysanthemums and kicked and tried to throw off the soldier who forced them to kiss!That hoof hit the chest of the third horse behind!That third horse was kicked out of a myocardial infarction and fell to the ground with a plop!The whole cavalry team was tripped by the third horse and made a mess!

Shi Qian hid in Shi Xiu's ear and said triumphantly, "Amazing! This is a unique skill passed down from my wife, wife, and grandfather!"

Yang Xiong Shixiu was busy kissing and didn't answer, the surrounding scenery had become so colorful that it was impossible to see clearly, the two of them just kissed and flew close to the ground, as they flew, they felt that something hit their heads, and then there was a burst of fire The bowls and pans are crackling and crackling!

They missed three walls in a row and finally hit the fourth wall!Although the blood on the head of the two was suspected of concussion, they still embraced and kissed each other!Someone in the room exclaimed: "My God, my shop!!!"

The man was dressed as a mistress, looking at the two who had fallen to the ground and were still embracing each other, carefully took a piece of firewood and poked it.

"What the hell..." Shi Xiu parted her mouth from Yang Xiong: "What's the matter?"

That Xiao Er exploded: "You ran into my warehouse and my shop and asked me what's the matter!?"

Yang Xiong Shixiu stood up and looked at the big hole they bumped into and was silent.

"Tell me, do you choose to lose money, repair the wall, or work to pay off the debt?" Xiaoer patted the table.

"..." Yang Xiong and Shixiu looked at each other, "Do you have any money with you?"

"It's up to you to get married... How much money can I make from selling firewood... What about you?"

"Isn't the wedding day the day to collect money? Who will carry money?"

Xiao Er blew his beard and stared: "Yo, you two poor beeps, then just patch up the wall for me."

"..." Yang Xiong Shixiu looked at each other again: "Do you know how to be a bricklayer?"

"How could it be!"

"It's such a coincidence that I won't!"

Xiao Er angrily knocked on the big horse spoon: "It's time to work and sell yourself to pay off the debt!!!"

Shi Xiu blinked her eyes: "Second Brother, can I use the beast I carry with me to pay off the debt?"

"The beast you carry with you? What beast do you carry with you?"

Shi Qian felt a pain in his chest: "Nima, you surnamed Shi, you can't..." Shi Xiu put his hand into his ear and pinched Shi Qian deftly with his index finger and middle finger: "Here, that's it, I Let me tell you that it is very good! You can let it out to bite whoever’s chrysanthemum if you don’t like it! It’s worth a thousand dollars!”

Xiao Er looked at the flea that was struggling on his fingertips and then at Shi Xiu, looking back and forth for more than a minute: "Sacred beast? Are you kidding me?"

"No, little brother, we really didn't tease you!" Yang Xiong hurriedly took off his pants and tilted up his chrysanthemum to show him: "Did you see the two big bite marks on it? That's right, it just bit it!"

Xiao Er was stunned: "Are you two not in good spirits!? Don't try to fool me! Lose money! Or repair the wall and sell yourself to pay off the debt!"

"..." Yang Xiong pulled up his pants and shrugged Shi Xiu.

Shi Xiu looked around, and saw that this shop was a little different from ordinary shops. There was a weapon rack with a few simple knives on it, and a big word "wish" was sprayed on the wall of the shop: "Little Er Brother, are you the only one in this shop?"

"Yes."

Shi Xiu also shrugged her shoulders: "Then why are you arguing with him?" After saying that, she raised her fist and smeared the eyes of the younger brother with bruises!Xiao Er felt a burst of gold stars shaking his head and fell to the ground with a slap!

"The problem is solved in this way, run, run!" Yang Xiong Shi Xiule ran out of the small shop, and there was a dense grove outside.The little boy was dazed for a long time before he took out a flare gun from behind, climbed to the door and fired it at the sky!

A colorful flare blooms in the sky like a chrysanthemum!In the center of the chrysanthemum, there is a big "wish" character!Yang Xiong Shixiu, who had already run far away, was taken aback. Suddenly figures in the woods swayed wildly and gongs rang wildly, and a hundred or so big men rushed over from all directions with weapons in their hands!

Yang Xiong and Shixiu panicked for a while, they chose a deserted path and ran away in a panic, the shouting sound behind them seemed to burst their chrysanthemums!

While running, the two suddenly felt their feet go soft, and the ground under their feet could not bear their weight and sank in. It turned out to be a trap, and there were countless barbed wire and thorns in the pit, which caught their clothes and made them unable to move. !The group of big men rushed to the entrance of the pit and formed a circle looking at their chrysanthemum ghosts laughing!

Shi Xiu's scalp was numb from their laughter: "I warn you to let us go! We are from Liangshanbo! If you dare to do anything to us, the people in the cottage will not let you go!"

"Liangshanbo!?" All the big men were taken aback: "It turned out to be a Liangshan thief! First fish it out and tie it up. This matter is not trivial, so go and report it to the grandpa!"

Yang Xiong could only complain: "It's good if you don't mention Liangshanbo, where are we from Liangshanbo? Who will save us if this happened?"

Shi Xiu whispered into her ear: "Brother Shi Qian? Grandpa Shi Qian! Are you still there?"

Shi Qian was still hiding in his ears to be angry about the matter of using it to repay the debt just now, but it shouldn't be.

"Grandpa Shi, please go to Liangshan to find Zhu Gui Daizong! Grandpa Shi, please save me for the sake of raising you for so many years!"

☆、Be a happy flea