Water Xu Chuan

'Starting today, be a happy flea

Feed little fleas, bite your favorite chrysanthemums, travel around the world

From today, care about A blood type, B blood type and AB blood type

I have a butt hair, facing Liangshan, spring is warm and chrysanthemums are blooming

——Written by Shi Qian, a cross-age poet in the flea world, when he bid farewell to Shi Xiu. '

Shi Qian pouted a few times, and in the distance was the scene of Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu being tied up and taken away. It was holding a piece of Shi Xiu's butt hair with its four forelimbs and brushing ink on a leaf: "Wipe... This can be regarded as a famous saying through the ages!"

It smacked its lips a few more times: "Isn't it a pity not to include type O blood? But type O blood doesn't rhyme...Forget it, Shi Xiu has type O blood, let's forget about type O blood . . . " (fleas feed on blood)

It was still struggling with the problem of type O blood, and a squirrel suddenly jumped by his side!Just like that, Shi Qian forgot the type O blood, forgot the butt hair in his hand, and forgot the trans-epochal masterpiece he just wrote!It threw down its butt hair and leaves, jumped up its two long legs and jumped onto the squirrel!

The squirrel's fur was smooth, soft and dense, and one by one hairs were lying on the squirrel's skin from time to time. A tempting smell of food radiated from the blood vessels under the squirrel's skin!

Excitedly, Shi Qian gnawed on it!The blood poured into his stomach through his mouth and warmed his whole body. The squirrel felt some tingling pain on its back and jumped up the tree.

"..." Shi Qian pouted his mouth a few times: "What is this? It's just a term that defiles blood! It really tastes like human blood!"

But the pine tree jumped up the tree and leaped wildly from tree to tree. This roller coaster-like experience seemed to make up for its unsatisfactory sense of blood taste. Shi Qian grabbed two hairs and howled as the squirrel jumped. with.

It's a pity that it soon got tired of playing, because fleas usually leap forward, and the behavior of this squirrel leaping from tree to tree is just a big flea to it, and as a foodie The quality is unbearable!

The squirrel bounced and gradually came to the edge of the forest. On the path next to the forest, an extremely ugly and burly man happened to pass by!

Shi Qian smelled delicious food!It jumped from the squirrel and fell like a skydiver to the head of the big man!

The thick hair of the big man made it a perfect air cushion, and it couldn't wait to get into the hair and gnaw on it!At this moment, it has only one thought in its mind - I hope he has type O blood!

The big man felt his scalp itchy, so he stretched out his hand and scratched it.

Shi Qian was overjoyed, although this guy looks a bit ugly, but he's the best in the world!This O-type blood uniquely gives you an O-taste like O-soaked fruit milk!

It swelled up its full stomach and turned blood red, then covered its stomach with its four front paws and sat on the man's head, letting out a long breath: "O——!!!"

It smacked its mouth a few more times, and began to savor it carefully after swallowing it wildly. . .It's also type O blood, why is the taste of this guy so different from Shi Xiu's?

To put it simply, Shi Xiu's blood is fresher, more layered, and richer in taste, and the blood is full of beauty!And this guy's blood is mixed and salty!There is a sense of recklessness in the blood!

Could it be that he was so angry to see that Shi Xiu was taken away so that he would not be able to drink his blood for the rest of his life. . . ?

It couldn't help jumping into the Han's ear: "Can you hear me, you stupid human being!!!"

The man was taken aback and looked back and forth: "Who!? Who is it!?"

"Don't look for what you can't find!!! I am your god-father!!!"

The man was taken aback: "Grandpa Tianshen!!?"

"That's right!!! You have to listen to your god-father!!!"

That Han was taken aback: "What if I don't listen!!?"

"Oh shit!!? Then let me show you what is called God's punishment!!!" Shi Qian smoothly got into the man's pants and gave Kang a big mouthful at the chrysanthemum! ! !

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"How far is it from Jeju?"

"About a day's journey!"

"Okay! Now prepare the horses and drive to Liangshanpo in Jeju! Grandpa will have his own orders there!"

"Liangshanbo!!!" The man was taken aback: "I don't dare! That's a terrifying area where many gays gather! If I go there, I'm afraid the chrysanthemum will be lost!"

"Grandpa will let you lose your chrysanthemum now!!!"

The man hastily covered the chrysanthemum: "Grandpa, the god of the gods and butterflies, I know I was wrong!!! The little one will rush to Liangshanbo!!! Let the little one go home and get a horse first!!!"

"Well let's go."

The man walked eastward in a swipe, walked about a mile and walked into a large courtyard. The gate of the courtyard said Douda Lijiazhuang!The courtyard was full of trees, and there were all kinds of birds of prey everywhere on the trees. The man bowed all the way into the courtyard, and saw a huge tree in the center of the courtyard with a huge eagle on it!The man bowed deeply: "Master! The little one is going to Jeju!"

"Jeju?" The eagle opened his mouth majestically, "Why are you going to Jeju?"

"The little one has met a grandpa who is a god! If you don't listen to him, the little chrysanthemum will be lost!"

"Grandpa Tianshen..." All the raptors in the yard were stunned: "Oh, what age are you kidding, you bastard???"

"The little one really didn't lie! There really is Grandpa Tianshen! He even punished the little one's chrysanthemum!"

All the raptors in the courtyard stretched out a wing and pointed at him with their mouths open: "Gahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

The eagle flapped its wings majestically a few times: "Silence! Silence!" It had a smile on its mouth: "Shit shoveler, where is your grandpa? Let it punish my chrysanthemum too?"

Shi Qian was stunned the moment he saw the big eagle!The eagle is a national second-class protected animal. This one is strong and big, and its feathers are golden!Not everyone can drink the blood of protecting animals!It jumped off the man's body, climbed onto the tree, and jumped onto the eagle's body without knowing it!

It just so happened that the eagle uttered the words symbolizing the clamor, and Shi Qian yelled loudly against its ear: "Oh, what the hell is clamoring? Look at grandpa destroying you on behalf of the moon!!!"

The eagle was stunned!While it was looking left and right, Shi Qianzao broke through the layers of its tail hair and put its hand on its bird's buttocks, revealing a mouth full of sharp canine teeth!

Accompanied by Kang Chi's loud bite, the feathers all over the eagle's body stood up and howled to the sky! ! !The birds of prey in the entire compound were stunned again!They hurriedly protected the chrysanthemum and flew into the sky: "Head! What's wrong with you, head? Are you okay, head?"

The eagle rubbed the chrysanthemum against the tree in horror: "What the hell is there really a Grandpa Tianshen!? Grandpa Tianshen, you have a lot of chrysanthemums that let Xiaodiao go! Xiaodiao knows his mistake!!!"

Shi Qian pouted his mouth a few times in a happy mood, but unfortunately the blood of this second-level protected animal is still not as clear as Shi Xiu's blood. . .It jumped to the ear of the eagle: "The ones running on the ground are not as fast as the ones flying in the sky. I don't want that guy to go to Liangshanbo, I want you! You just fly to Liangshanbo!"

"Understood!!! Obey the order of Grandpa Tianshen!!!" The eagle flew into the blue sky with a terrified roar!

Besides, Liangshan’s life is boring. Others can have fun with their pets. The most depressing thing is Chao Gai. He is the leader of Liangshan, but he can only support Xiangta. He can’t let the leader of Liangshan go Go to the toilet?On this day, he squatted depressed on the hillside to watch Song Jiang accompany Song Taigong to plant trees, watch Wu Yong study the heavenly books and watch the stars, and watch Ruan Xiao Erwuqi grill fish. . .It happened that Hua Rong walked by him!

He grabbed Hua Rong: "It's really worthy of our team's CP! You are the only one who amuses me at the critical moment! It is said that your archery is very accurate! Let me see how accurate you are!" (Detail 120 seven chapters)

"..." Hua Rong scratched his head: "Okay." He pointed his bow and arrow at Shi Yong who was sitting quietly in the distance, and a sharp arrow flew out with a whistling sound and hit Shi Yong on the head. South American saplings!

"Oh oh oh!!!"

"It's over, there's nothing else, I'm leaving."

"Wait, you wait!" Chao Gai hurriedly grabbed Hua Rong: "You have to find something else to do for me! I'm so bored every day!"

It just happened that the aroma of Ruan Xiaoerwuqi's grilled fish wafted along the wind, Hua Rong said helplessly: "You can paste Xiangta on the freshly grilled fish, and then you will have something to do—heal your wounds. "

"... Shoot me a fish, shoot a bird and let me roast it for fun!"

"Ah oh." Hua Rong caught a glimpse of a black shadow in the sky, and he aimed an arrow at the shadow, wanting to get rid of Chao Gai.

"I've arrived at Liangshanbo, Grandpa Tianshen, where do you think it's suitable for me to land?" The big eagle gradually flew over Liangshanbo and asked cautiously.

"This..." Shi Qian looked down to find a pleasing tree, when suddenly a sharp arrow flew over from below and shot through one of the eagle's wings with a puff!

"Damn it, there's even an air defense system!" The big eagle lost its balance and fell into the bushes below!

☆、This is not Legend of the Condor Heroes

The black shadow in the sky was staggered by the sharp arrow, turned his head and fell down. . .

"Here," Hua Rong shrugged, "You can go roast the bird."

Chao Gai was overjoyed: "Thank you Hua Zhizhai!" He hurriedly got into the bush where the bird fell into, and when he opened the bush, he was shocked, this is a vulture!An extremely huge, extremely strong eagle with golden feathers!

For a moment, he seemed to have a lot of things to do. Should he pluck the big eagle and roast it, or tell Huarong to shoot and kill the protected animals, or go and play with Ma Lin's eagle fighting bird? (Ma Lin's Eagle details chapter 130 and nine)

It definitely won't work after a full meal, and I still have nothing to do tomorrow after a full meal. It's not good to sue Huarong. It costs money to go to court, and I can't even afford the lawyer's fees. . .Is it too embarrassing to ask him to fight the bird suddenly without even saying a word to Ma Lin?

He was still thinking about it before he met the eyes of the big eagle, and the big eagle scolded angrily: "Did you shoot the arrow? I am the car of Grandpa Tianshen now! If you dare to shoot me, you are done!"

Chao Gai was taken aback!Grandpa Tianshen's car?You have to know that something is not normal when it goes to the sky, and that peach will become a flat peach when it goes to the sky!Any one of the flat peaches that Monkey King ate secretly can prolong life for hundreds of years!This is the car of Grandpa God! ! !

Chao Gai pulled the eagle's two wings and began to pluck its feathers.

"What the hell are you doing, you stupid human being!!!" Chao Gai pecked at the forehead of the statue, "Master's name in the rivers and lakes is very famous!!! You dare to pluck my hair, and all the eagles in the world will go!" Cover your house with shit!!!"

Chao Gai got a peck on the forehead and fell back. . .He reached out his hand and felt blood on his forehead!He jumped up and said angrily: "Master's name in the rivers and lakes is also very famous!!! If you dare to peck me, I will make all the brothers in Liangshan go to your nest to shit!!!"

"..." The eagle was stunned: "Grandpa Tianshen, I seem to have encountered a mental retardation. I have heard of birds shitting on the roof of a human house, but I have never heard of people shitting on a bird's nest... "It looked at Chao Gai carefully: "Li Ying, the little eagle, is known as the flying eagle in the Jianghu. This mentally handicapped man who can pull shit on the bird's nest... oh no guy, who are you?"

"You called me mentally retarded!!! You just called me mentally retarded, right!!!"

"You are mentally retarded, you misheard."

"Made is still called!!!" Chao Gai rolled up his sleeves filled with righteous indignation: "Say the master's name and scare you into incontinence!!! Do you want to change your name! Do you want to change your surname!!! Liang Shanbo's leader, the King of Tota Chao Gai is too!!!”

Li Ying was taken aback: "I've heard about you for a long time!!! It turns out that you are the one in the legend who can't even wash pants except Tuoxiang Tower!!!"

"Slander!!! Chi Guoguo's slander!!!" Chao Gai was filled with righteous indignation and rushed to Xiao Han! ! !A burst of holy light shot away, and Chao Gai took off his underpants, took out a basin, and began to eliminate the nonsense with his own body, and washed his underpants! ! !

Li Ying held his forehead in pain: "100% mentally handicapped..."

Shi Qian was startled and said, "Is this mental retardation really Chao Gai, Liang Shanbo's top leader?"

"Look at how hard he washes...it should be because the goods didn't run away..."

"..." Shi Qian jumped out of the feather next to Li Ying's ear, and jumped into Chao Gai's ear: "Stupid human, can you hear me!"

Chao Gai was taken aback!He stopped washing his pants and looked around, only him and Li Ying were in sight.

"Don't look for it!!!" Shi Qian's voice was like a bell!The words that yelled close to the ear almost stuck to the eardrum and went straight to the heart: "I am your grandpa in heaven! It's not that Heroes of the Condor Shooting said that you should be guilty of shooting and injuring your grandpa's car!!!"

Chao Gai was so frightened that he threw down his pants and knelt on the ground: "Grandpa Tianshen is clearly aware!!! A villain can only hold a tower and wash his pants, how can he shoot arrows!? This arrow was shot by Hua Rong and not my business!! !"

"Let's not mention the matter of shooting the car!!! There are thousands of eagles and vultures in the world that are not bad for this one...but it was indeed the car that you want to roast grandpa just now!!!"

"Grandpa!!! You said there are tens of thousands of eagles and vultures in the world! So how about letting the villain roast this one to prolong its life!!!"

"Who told you that eating grandpa's car can prolong your life!!?"

"...Grandpa, you are a god, isn't that car a divine sculpture?"

"You think too much... In short, you have offended me!!!"

"My God!!! Grandpa, please forgive me!!!"

"If you want me to spare your life, it's easy to do, and then you must listen to me!"

"Yes, yes! Grandpa Tianshen, just tell me!"

Shi Qian was overjoyed: "Since you are the leader of Liangshan, then quickly gather all the people here to save people!"

"Save people? Where to save someone?"

"Follow that eagle to save a man named Shi Xiu!"

"Okay!!!" Chao Gai stood up and hugged Li Ying respectfully, he strode to the top of the mountain with his hands curled up into a trumpet and shouted to the entire Liangshan: "Brothers——! Form a formation and follow me down the mountain Save people——!!!"

The entire mountain was peaceful, and everyone ignored him for what they were supposed to do.

"..." Shi Qian said angrily: "How can you be the leader? No one cares about you at all!"

"Well... How did I become the leader at that time..." Chao Gai scratched his head.

"Hey Chao Tianwang, what are you yelling for?" Lin Chong just passed by: "Why is your forehead bleeding? Where did this carving come from? Well, these problems are not important, the toilet pit is almost full again, go and deal with it. "

"Hey, good!" Chao Gai excitedly ran to the toilet to pick up a shovel to shovel shit.

Shi Qian and Li Ying raised their foreheads together.

"Grandpa Tianshen? Can you hear me?" Li Ying looked at the sky and shouted, Shi Qian jumped back on it: "What?"

"Chao Gai is probably just a leader in name, we have to find their spiritual leader to mobilize them!"

"Spiritual leader..." Shi Qian jumped back to Chao Gai, who was happily shoveling shit: "I said who is your spiritual leader in Liangshanbo?"

"Our spiritual leader of Liangshan...?" Chao Gaizai thought about it carefully: "Billy Herrington!"

"Where is he? Take me to meet him!"

"...he's in the base video!" Chao Gai excitedly raised his excrement-stained shovel: "Shouldn't the spiritual leader be an unattainable position? Like God! Buddha! Allah! Billy - Herrington will always live in the greatest place in my heart!"

Li Ying reminded: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, he's not dead yet... If you say something like that casually, be careful not to lose your chrysanthemum..."

"Isn't there a realistic spiritual leader..." Shi Qian used his four forelimbs to hold his forehead forcefully: "I can meet, touch, and guide all of you Liangshan people to make great strides..."

"It can be seen and touched to guide us all to make great strides..." Chao Gai slapped his head: "Then there are only chrysanthemums!"

"...chrysanthemum?"

"That's right, it's the chrysanthemum! That's our goal! That's the root of our efforts! Ah! Chrysanthemum! That beautiful chrysanthemum! Don't ask me what a chrysanthemum is, I can only say what a chrysanthemum looks like! La la la la la la Lah! Our team goes to the chrysanthemum!" Chao Gai stood in the toilet and faced the chrysanthemum's holy light and raised his shit-stained shovel high!

It was night, Shi Qian jumped into Liang Shanbo's dormitory area.

Due to the small number of people and the limited construction area, for the time being, everyone still sleeps in groups in the dormitory with upper and lower iron beds. As soon as they enter the dormitory, they can hear the loud snoring on the bed next to the door. . .Shi Qian jumped onto the bed and saw a rough black man with beards all over his face!

It flowed into the big black man's pants and aimed at the asshole, opening his mouth wide to reveal sharp canine teeth!

Ah, because there is no toothbrush specially prepared for fleas in this world, so Shi Qian has never brushed his teeth. We can see that the tooth stains on its front teeth seem to form a pattern like a row of characters. . .Well, let's take a magnifying glass and take a serious look!

The tooth stains formed such a row of Chinese characters. . .Take a closer look at the twelve familiar words: If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!

☆, the third bomb of the wedding trip

Let's say that Shi Qian walked into Li Kui's bed, opened his mouth to his chrysanthemum, and took a bite!

Li Kui was dreaming that he was doing a high-end sun spa on a peaceful beach in Hawaii, wearing big flower pants and big black sunglasses. In the distance, a Hawaiian hula girl with skin as dark as his was walking towards him with a smile. . .Just when he was in a trance, something suddenly came out from under the beach and gnawed his chrysanthemum fiercely!

"Damn!!!" He jumped up from the bed and covered the chrysanthemum with both hands: "It hurts to death!!!" He felt an itching jump from the chrysanthemum to the ear, and the thick hand turned into a phantom-like precision Squeeze it on your body!

This skill has been lost in the 21st century. According to my mother, when she was young, the standard of living was not high and everyone could not always take a bath. At that time, everyone had a bunch of lice and fleas. The elderly can catch fleas and lice with bare hands and keep their lives safe!

And ensuring their safety is not because of caring for little lives, but because of satisfying their own need to show off.After pinching live fleas and lice, pinch them between two fingernails and squeeze them hard, and you can hear a crisp 'crack'. . .

Well, it's no pity that such a cruel and boring stunt is lost. . .

This Li Kui is a rough man, and he is not very hygienic, so the skill of pinching fleas and lice with his hands is the highest level in Liangshanbo!

At this time, Qian Tiantian was used to being the grandfather of God, and had long since lost the sensitivity and vigilance of ordinary fleas. It was only when Li Kui pinched it with his fingertips and held it in front of him did it realize what had happened!Li Kui opened his mouth wide and exposed his teeth. He pinched the damned flea between his fingernails and fell into short thought!How to pinch it to make the sound more crisp?Want the kind of one that wakes up the whole circle of people around you with a pinch, a snap, and a bang!

Fuck it, I'm going to be buried!Shi Qian was frightened and dumbfounded: "Grandpa Ya Die, please stop, Ya Die!!! You are my grandfather, can't you!!!"

Li Kui said subconsciously: "Who is your grandfather? I don't have you as a flea and rebellious grandson! Be honest! Which part of you will be more crisp when you are crushed to death!"

"Ya Butterfly kill me!!! I'll give you whatever you want!!!"

"Give me whatever I want? Pay me for my Hawaiian sun beach and my Hawaiian hula girl!"

"Grandpa, you can't go too far! There is really no such thing!!!"

"So go to hell, you bedbug!" Li Kui blinked his eyes before realizing, "What the hell? You bedbug can speak human language?"

"Yes!!! Grandpa, you can't crush me to death. If you crush one of me, you crush several others!!!"

"You bedbug, there are old and young?"

"I came to Liangshan to report a distress letter! If I die, their lives will be gone!"

"Tell me who they are?"

"Sick Yang Xiong, Sanlang Shixiu desperately!"

"...I've never heard of it." Li Kui took a wine cup and threw Shi Qian into it, and covered it with his big axe: "You don't run away, and I'll talk to brother Song Jiang when it's dawn." After saying that, he turned over He fell back and snored again. . .Shi Qian was locked in a wine cup, tore off a few flagella and burned high incense: "Bless the suffering and suffering Guanyin Bodhisattva..."

I don't know how long it took, the whole wine cup and the ax bumped up, and after a while, the ax gradually moved away from a gap, and sunlight came out from inside. . .

Here's your chance!Shi Qian hurriedly jumped out of the gap!Li Kui quickly pinched it between his fingers with two fingers!

Shi Qian was trembling between his fingers: "Father collapsed..."

"Brother Song Jiang, this is that flea that can only talk!" Li Kui made a fuss and showed off while pinching Shi Qian to everyone!

"Wow!" Everyone was surprised!Song Jiang stretched out a finger and touched Shi Qian's head: "This little thing can really talk? Be good, call me Dad."

Shi Qian was furious: "Grandson!!!"

"Oh shit!!!" Song Jiang rolled up his sleeves: "Tie Niu, let go of it! I want to fight it!!!"

"Brother, calm down! This little thing is not very good at talking! I'm his grandfather and I can't let it die casually!"

Everyone babbled a few times: "Tie Niu is the grandfather of Flea, and Song Jiang is the grandson of Flea..."

There was a loud thunder, a gust of wind, and the umbrellas in everyone's hands were almost blown away!Song Jiang was furious: "I let this little thing call Dad!"

"..." Everyone was stunned: "Tie Niu is Flea's grandfather, Song Jiang insists on saying he is Flea's father, then Tie Niu and Song Jiang..."

"I'll wipe it!!!" Another thunderbolt flew by and hit Song Jiang!His upper body clothes were chopped off, his hair was scorched and his hair stood on end!The whole person is like Zeus, the god of thunder who traveled from Greek mythology! ! !

Song Jiang held a Pikachu's tail in his hand and pointed at Li Kui: "Give that little thing out! Give it out!! Offer it up! Offer it up!!!"

Shi Qian curled up between Li Kui's fingers: "Grandpa, you have to protect me well!"

"Grandpa will definitely protect you!" Li Kui covered Shi Qian tightly and raised his ax to confront Song Jiang tit for tat!

The two rushed together and tore each other and rolled all over the floor!

"..." Everyone watched for a long time and shook their heads: "It's just elementary school students fighting..."

How did Song Jiang beat Li Kui's strength?In a blink of an eye, Li Kui rode to the ground to death. . .Li Kui was doing scissors to the camera: "Brother, this flea came to Liangshan with a mission, and it wants us to save people."

Song Jiang was very dissatisfied when he was held in the mud: "Save the big fart actor!!!"

Shi Qian was dissatisfied and said: "Grandpa! You can't describe him as a big-ass actor with your ax handle!!!"

"Okay!" Li Kui agreed, holding the ax and using the ax handle to gesticulate on the Songjiang chrysanthemum. . .

Song Jiang smiled instantly: "Stop, stop! Iron Bull is the best! Who is it going to save?"

"It is said that it is a disease called Guan Suo Yangxiong and the desperate Saburo Shixiu."

"Hey?" Dai Zong Zhu Gui, who had been watching all the time, squeezed out of the crowd and said in surprise, "The flea, aren't you the flea beast we met in Jizhou?"

"Sure enough, it was you who caused the trouble again..." Song Jiang straightened his clothes and got up: "How can I stand idly by on Daliang Mountain when a hero suffers!?"

"Oh, oh, you must not stand by and watch!" Everyone cheered up!

"I will send Zhu Gui and Dai Zong down the mountain to rescue the two heroes!"

Dai Zong roared: "Fuck, you still walk me!!! How much are you complaining that you don't plan to let me go now!!!?"

Zhu Gui stopped him: "Be careful in everything, look, isn't this the third episode of the wedding trip?" He turned to Shi Qian: "Where are they stuck?"

"Follow that eagle." Li Ying walked over with bandages on his wings, and the people on the mountain prepared horses and silver dry food for them. Zhu Gui picked up Li Ying: "Tell me about the other side." What's the situation."

"There are three manors in our area, Zhu's Manor, Hu's Manor, and Li's Manor. The head of Zhu's Manor is the Beast Tamer Manor, and the head of Zhu's Manor is Zhu Chaofeng Zhu Taigong. He has three sons, Zhu Long and Zhu Hu. , Zhu Biao." Li Ying said: "Then Zhu Chaofeng tamed an iron rod named Luan Yanyu, which can be long or short, stretchable or retractable, attacking and exploding, chrysanthemums can absorb all things! Then Zhu Long tamed a grass system The green dragon calls out the forest dragon Zou Yuan, who is elusive in the forest and cannot be found. You can stick out your tongue and stick to chrysanthemums! Then Zhuhu trained a rock-type horned dragon called the one-horned dragon Zou Run, and the small charge started at [-] Go straight through your chrysanthemum! Then Zhu Biao tamed a tiger and called it the female tiger, Mrs. Gu. That tiger is extremely ferocious and only wants to eat human chrysanthemums! It's terrible!"

"...Then Hujiazhuang and Lijiazhuang make soy sauce?"

"Hujiazhuang and Lijiazhuang are the villages that signed a contract with Zhujiazhuang's animal trainer, and Hu Sanniang in Hujiazhuang is the apprentice of Tie Bang Luan Yanyu, and she is a long green jade! Explosive chrysanthemums are one at a time! That is Lijiazhuang Pu Tiandiao, who is responsible for making soy sauce full-time!"

Zhu Gui hesitated: "Although you are just a soy saucer, aren't you defecting to the enemy?"

"Anyway, Zhujiazhuang has never taken us seriously. Recently, it doesn't even feed us meat." Li Ying said reverently: "And I did this to obey the order of Grandpa Tianshen!"

Zhu Gui and Dai Zong were stunned: "Grandpa Tianshen!?"

Shi Qian was caught in Li Kui's fingertips and sneezed.

☆. Let the long-tongue summoned beast eat and fly

The next day Zhu Gui Daizong Li Ying came to the forest.

"Then Zhujiazhuang is in this forest, there are many traps in this forest, be careful!" Li Ying said while smelling a delicious smell of meat!It broke free from Zhu Gui's arms and jumped off the horse. After a few steps forward, it saw a piece of high-end steaming French steak on a plate!

It jumped over in a hurry and it was a peck!A net was thrown over the head with a splash, and it was tightly netted!

Li Ying panicked: "QAQ is too despicable! They even used steak as bait!"

Zhu Gui Dai Zong roared: "You told us to be careful, so you don't have to be careful!!! It's not that you are despicable, it's that you are mentally handicapped!!! Don't you even doubt it!!? Who would appear in the woods for no reason? Good steak!!!”

Li Ying hurriedly pecked a few more mouthfuls of steak: "The QAQ hero will save Xiao Diao!"

"Save your sister, is it delicious if you don't eat it!!!"

"This way! This way! The trap here is triggered, and there is a sound of complaining!" A group of people seemed to be heading this way as the grass shook in the distance!Dai Zong Zhu Gui hurriedly found a bush and the cat went in. . .They saw that the person who came was a group of soldiers with a big "Zhu" on their belly. They looked at Li Ying in the net and were stunned: "Ah...it's the one from the Li family ..."

Li Ying said proudly: "I always teach you Zhujiazhuang to be hospitable. When I saw this steak, I was overjoyed and thought you listened to me. But who set this trap? It's too despicable." Already! I want to announce you to Mrs. Zhu!"

"Yes, yes, yes...you are so right..." The soldier nodded and bowed hastily and released it: "Patriarch Li, we caught two people who claimed to be Liangshan thieves yesterday. The owner is worried about the thieves. He came to save people for revenge, so he stepped up his guard, why don't you come to visit our village at this time."

"Nonsense! How long has it been since you gave food to our village? When will I come to visit you? It's my business. When will it be your turn to talk!"

"Yes, yes, yes...but you can fly. If you want to visit our village, you can fly from the sky. There are no traps in the sky!"

"Are you blind!? Didn't you see that my wings were wounded with bandages!?"

"Yes Yes Yes..."

"Do you want me not to report on you? Just this kind of steak! Give me ten catties to pack and send it to my farm!"

They were still arguing at Zhu Gui and patted Dai Zong: "What did you hear?"

"Li Ying asked them to pack ten catties of steak! This is enough! Shall we go to Li Yingzhuang for a meal?"

"..." Zhu Gui held his forehead in pain: "They said there are no traps in the sky..."

"Oh! You mean to surprise them from the air!?" Dai Zong was overjoyed. They watched the group of people crowding Li Ying leave through the gap between the leaves, and then got out and started the fart power propulsion. Flying to the sky, you can see this The forest is really covering the sky and the sun is endless, and Zhujiazhuang is located in the middle of the whole forest like a small city.

Zhu Gui Daizong flew to the top of Zhujiazhuang and took out a big broadcast speaker from behind: "Listen up below!!! We are the heroes of Liangshan!!! What is the most critical part of modern warfare? That's right, That is the air supremacy, and now the air supremacy is in our hands! If you don’t want us to fill up this city, hand over our people as soon as possible!!!” Shouting, the two of them twisted their chrysanthemums threateningly!

This Zhu family was originally peaceful and peaceful, but the sudden voice from above made everyone stunned. They looked up to the sky and saw two shining chrysanthemums!Among the chrysanthemums, there are still flying bullets shining faintly!

Zhu Chaofeng, Zhu Long, Zhu Hu, and Zhu Biao came to the courtyard in a hurry and looked up, Zhu Chaofeng stamped his feet in a hurry: "Oh, I told you to build an air defense system. Don't you hear that the Song Dynasty has handguns that are just a waste of money! Now it's all right, this Liangshan bandit can fly!"

Zhu Long reported: "Father, don't panic. Didn't I sign a contract with the falcons in Lijiazhuang? They are our air defense system! Now draw a magic circle and summon them to peck their chrysanthemums!"

"Uh..." Zhu Hu interjected: "I'm afraid I can't summon... Recently, the expenses are high, and it has been a long time since I have fed the birds in Lijiazhuang..."

Zhu Biao interjected, "It's just two little thieves. Seeing that their chrysanthemums are pointing downward, wouldn't Daddy poke the iron rod out twice?"

Zhu Chaofeng reprimanded: "The protagonist's nirvana must be saved until the last moment to be cool! You little boy knows nothing!"

Zhu Hu looked up at the sky and said in a daze: "Then what should we do, just let the chrysanthemums of the two of them dangle above our heads like this?"

"Let me kill the prestige of these thieves!!!" Zhu Long strode forward to the open space!I saw an extra piece of chalk in his hand with a flick of his hand!Standing in the center of Zhu's courtyard, he drew a Xiang with extremely beautiful appearance and curves!Na Xiang shot golden light towards the sky amidst a burst of passionate background music!

Standing in the golden light, Zhu Long raised his right arm towards the sky: "Come out! Come out of Lin Long!!!"

A roar of pneumatic mountains and rivers came from the edge of the city!Zhu Gui Dai Zong was taken aback, and when he was about to look at it, a pink light swished from below and stuck to Dai Zong's chrysanthemum!

"Ah, what the hell?" Dai Zong was taken aback and was instantly torn from mid-air!

"Honey!!!" Zhu Gui hurriedly swooped down!From this angle, it can be seen that the pink thing is like a rubber band. . .The top is covered with mucus and the elasticity is super good!The tip of that thing stuck to Dai Zong's chrysanthemum and pulled him down!

The pulling speed was too fast, and Zhu Gui couldn't keep up with his own fart power. He suddenly remembered what Li Ying said. . .So the one who pulled Dai Zong was the legendary Zhu family's summoned beast?Then this pink thing. . .This powder stuff covered with mucus and super elastic is the tongue of the summoned beast. . . ?

If you know it's the tongue, it's easy to handle!I saw Zhu Gui curling up his lower body in front of him during the dive, and the chrysanthemum flicked, and the chrysanthemum flew out!He aimed at the root of the pink thing and gave Xiang a fart to power forward: "Go!!! Let the long-tongue summoned beast eat Xiang and fight!!!"

Pushing forward with fart power, Na Xiang was pushed down like a bullet, passed Dai Zong's side, and hit the root of that pink thing!I saw that fandong