Water Xu Chuan

Let's continue to give birth to monkeys for you!Master Zhongshu! !I am your serious second wife! ! ! "

"Confession! Fuck confession! Monkey! Serious second wife! It feels like the relationship is messy but it looks like it's hot!" The little bastard squeezed desperately in front of Suo Chao: "General Suo Chao! Please Be sure to tell the people of the whole country about the history of you and Mr. Liang Zhongshu's explosive love actions!"

"Docate your sister!" Liang Zhongshu was anxious: "Hurry up and drag this reporter down, dip his hands in pepper water and explode his balls!"

With an order, two teams of soldiers in solid clothes rushed into the crowd!The whole crowd was in chaos, melon seeds, drinks, and mineral water were flying all over the sky!

During this flying, Suo Chao kissed Liang Zhongshu again, shook the reins, and Ma Sahuan ran out.

At this time, it was the fifth and half month of the lunar calendar. Although it was sunny, it was extremely hot. Suo Chao was determined to deliver the birthday outline to Cai Jing as soon as possible and return to Daming Mansion to give birth to monkeys for Liang Zhongshu. His team became like grandparents. Charge forward non-stop!

It is said that the first dangerous place to go from Beijing to Tokyo is Zijin Mountain. At noon this day, the patrolling soldiers of Zijin Mountain were still eating watermelon under the shade of trees, when they heard the sound of horseshoes in the distance!He hurriedly climbed up the tree, and saw a group of people rushing over from below in a hurry!Flying on the flag: "Birthday outline here" five big characters!

In those days, horses had to be relied on to deliver the news, and the horse carrying the news that the birthday card had already set off was left far behind by Suo Chao!The little soldier hurriedly reported to the king, who was shocked and could only watch the orange team disappear into the sky.

That group of people continued to charge non-stop like grandparents and grandparents!Gradually accelerated from orange to red!Passing Zijin Mountain, you can still see some scenery. The road behind you can't see the surrounding scenery clearly at all!They bumped into each other, bumped into each other, bumped into each other, sped up all the way, and crashed into Cai Jing's mansion that night!

At that time, Cai Jing was still squatting in the toilet, defecating and playing with his mobile phone, only to hear a horseshoe frantically shake the mountain and shake the toilet door, and suddenly it was blown away by a shock wave!A person with a red body rolled on the saddle and fell off the horse. After rolling 250 laps on the ground, he bowed firmly in front of him: "Lord Cai! Your son-in-law's birthday will be delivered to you at the end!"

Cai Jing was stunned: "There is still a week to celebrate my birthday, why is it so early!?"

Suo Chao grabbed Cai Jing's hand: "Please check the gift quickly so that the general will return to Beijing to report and continue to give Zhongshu Dasheng a monkey."

"Wait until I'm done shitting, let me wipe my ass..."

"I'll wipe it for you at the end, just check the present." Suo Chao stretched out his hand and hugged the princess with Cai Jing's back up, and rubbed the toilet paper on Cai Jing's chrysanthemum with his thick hands while walking.

"..." Suo Chao came out of the toilet with Cai Jing in his arms, and shocked all the people and soldiers of the Cai family. Cai Jing blushed and pointed at the five big boxes: "Come on! Let me see Shijie." What treasures did you send me!"

Two soldiers opened the first box, and there was a relatively fresh Xiang in it, and there was a note next to it. A soldier took out the note, and saw that it said: Ah!The fickle chrysanthemum is the most worrying!

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and opened the second box, only to see a puddle of unknown liquid that was suspected of urinating inside, and a wet note next to it, which read: General Suo Chao is impatient, and if he is impatient, he will urinate urgently.

Everyone was stunned, and opened the third box, and there was only a note in it, writing: Yes, Suo Chao's urgency is very serious.

This is the third box, why is there no gold and silver treasure?This pile of shit, piss, and three notes just want to fool my birthday?Cai Jing struggled out of Suo Chao's arms, and opened the fourth box with his own hands before wiping his butt clean.

I saw a roll of toilet paper in the fourth box, and next to it was a note that said: The most despicable thing in life is not to wipe your butt after you poop. Master Taishan, you must be responsible for your own chrysanthemum!

Cai Jing's face turned blue, he reached out and opened the fifth box and found a note: Dear Lord Taishan, this is a wonderful idea that the villain has been brewing in his chest for half a year, are you surprised?Ah, although the idea is a bit old, but the shit and urine are definitely freshly produced this morning!En also hopes that you will hold a press conference to inform the world of your birthday, and display these five boxes to publicize your innocence to the world!The real birthday plan is still on the way, with a hundred thousand pennies, you are indispensable!Just wait and see!

Cai Jing's face calmed down after reading it, and he wiped his buttocks with the note with a smile: "It's rare that Shijie is so painstaking and has nothing to do! Come here! Hold a press conference that the birthday outline has arrived!"

☆, let's go eat!

Just as Suo Chao was rushing out of the south gate of Beijing, thirteen people dressed as porters from the east gate of Beijing mixed in with the crowd and left the city.

The first person was wearing a huge bamboo hat to cover his face, and his half-green and half-black face hidden in the shadow was even more strange.

That's right, the world-renowned birthday card is in Suo Chao's team, and the thirteen of us are just ordinary people who don't know the truth.Yang Zhi led the ten soldiers, all in charge of a Marquis of Yu, to walk slowly carrying dilapidated boxes, and there was no one who looked at them carefully on the way.

Along the road outside the city of Beijing, there are some small merchants and peddlers who set up stalls. They walked along the side of the road in a low-key manner. Suddenly, a greeting from beside him made Yang Zhi stop: "The gentleman with the blue face, you Seems like a bad luck."

Yang Zhi turned his head, and saw a Taoist priest sitting among the street vendors with a rather fairy air: "The gentleman with the blue face, don't struggle anymore, fate has already written everything."

"Oh?" Yang Zhi glanced at the Taoist priest indifferently: "What fate."

The Taoist took out a ceramic jar from behind: "Come and shake it and you will know."

Shake it up?Now this life is really confusing, Xiao Yao is happy.He signaled the soldiers to put down the boxes first, and sat down opposite the Taoist priest himself: "Then let's shake the divination, do you need birth date or something?"

The Taoist shook his head and slowly opened the ceramic pot: "I have practiced in Penglai Xianshan for hundreds of years, and the immortal energy has been released to form this divine object. There is no need for birth dates, and the past and future can be known at a glance!"

Two small yellow dots appeared in the jar, which looked like the eyes of some small creature. . .After Yang Zhi was scrutinized for a long time, a noisy voice came from the jar: "I'll wipe it! This gentleman's complexion is turning blue, and his face is turning blue too! It doesn't look good!"

Yang Zhi stood up: "Sajia's face is a birthmark! It's a birthmark! Emphasize it three times, it's a birthmark! Have you ever seen a birthmark covering the whole face!"

The little thing in the jar replied: "I haven't seen it before, sir, don't struggle anymore, your complexion is turning green and Yintang is turning green, hurry up and pay the money to invest in Yuncheng County, Shandong!"

"Sajia has emphasized three times that it's not blueness but a birthmark!" Yuncheng County?This place name is a bit familiar, isn't this the place where I met Lin Chong?Water mooring Liangshan?This is to let the Sa family become a strongman?Is this Nima?Yang Zhi curled his lips: "How much is the money for shaking the hexagram?"

The gadget in the jar replied: "One hundred thousand."

Yang Zhi was taken aback, stood up, kicked over the ceramic jar, and put his hand on the handle of the knife!

I saw the jar fell to the ground with a gurgle, and a little white mouse slipped out and crawled onto the Taoist priest's shoulder.

Yang Zhi sneered: "This is the fetish that you have cultivated in Penglai Xianshan for hundreds of years and released your immortal energy? I am afraid that what this thing said just now is your ventriloquist!"

The mouse chirped: "I'm rubbing you, are you looking down on me? Believe it or not, I crawled on your face to shit on your face when you were sleeping!?"

This mouse can really talk!Yang Zhi was taken aback, took a step back and pulled out the waist knife!Facing the shining knife point, the Taoist stroked his beard with his hands and smiled all over his face: "Sir, the poor Taoist priest is helping you out, and handing over the fortune-telling money quickly will save you from suffering along the way!"

There was already a circle of chattering onlookers around, Yang Zhi looked around, put away the knife and lowered the hat, fumbled out a piece of silver from his pocket and threw it in front of the Taoist priest: "Hurry up, let's go."

The Taoist laughed loudly while stroking his beard: "If you don't listen to the words of the poor, just wait for Chixiang along the way!"

Yang Zhi led the group of people and quickly squeezed out the crowd and threw them onto the road.

At this time is the weather at the beginning of June in the lunar calendar, about the middle of July in the Gregorian calendar. . .That's right, it's around this date. Although it's sunny, it's just unbearably hot.The only good thing is that there was no greenhouse effect at that time, and the heat would not be as excessive as it is today.

A group of people walked along the main road into a small town. When they passed the noisy market, Yang Zhi accidentally caught a glimpse of the Taoist priest sitting among the vendors, stroking his beard and laughing at him: "If you don't listen to the words of poor Taoists, you'll be fine along the way." Just wait and eat!"

Yang Zhi rubbed his eyes, the Taoist priest disappeared, and he quickly led a group of people out of the city.

It was getting late, and a group of people found an inn by the side of the road. While eating dinner, Yang Zhi saw a figure with a beard and a laugh reflected in the wine bowl: "If you don't listen to the words of the poor, you will be on the road along the way." Just wait and eat!"

He hurriedly stood up and looked around. Where is the shadow of the Taoist priest?He poured out the bowl of wine and refilled a glass, staring at it for a long time.

At night when he was lying on the bed, he suddenly felt something touching his buttocks. When he turned around, he saw the Taoist priest lying on the same bed with him, his face flushed and lying beside him, with his hands still pressing on his buttocks: " If you don't listen to the words of the poor Taoist, you just wait along the way..." Yang Zhi threw a fist at his face and shouted at the same time: "Go eat!" After the punch, the Taoist disappeared, and Yang Zhi Zhi jumped off the bed, washed his buttocks, and changed into a pair of pants, feeling that he couldn't sleep anymore.

He came out and drank a few cups of mulled wine and went to the toilet. As he was pulling it, he felt someone blowing upwards from below, and he looked down at the Taoist priest who was stuck in the cesspit and pursed his mouth upwards and blew: " Don't listen to the words of the poor, along the way..." Yang Zhi took off a shoe and smeared it on his face: "You just wait to eat!!!"

He pulled up a bench and sat in front of the statue of the God of Wealth in the inn until dawn. His breakfast was a large pile of white flour steamed buns. As soon as he opened his mouth with a steamed bun, he saw the Taoist priest put his chin on his shoulder and opened his mouth. He just took a big bite of his steamed bun, and said inarticulately: "The salt of making up the channel..."

He opened his mouth and yelled at the Taoist priest's ear: "You just wait for the food along the way!!!" The Taoist priest disappeared again, and the steamed bun in his hand was indeed missing a large piece. The next row of neat tooth marks!He shook his hand and threw the steamed bun out.

"Extraordinary! Master Liang Zhongshu's birthday plan arrived at Prime Minister Cai's residence yesterday evening! Prime Minister Cai held a press conference, and it turned out that Master Liang's birthday plan was a pile of shit and piss plus a few poetic words! Master Liang, Prime Minister Cai It’s embarrassing to be a role model for officials and a representative of clean government!”

"Here's a copy." Yang Zhi took out a newspaper, on which there was a photo of Cai Jing rewarding Suo Chao and showing Wanmin his birthday outline.

The fake birthday card has already been delivered, and the things in the toilet are not worth a hundred thousand guan, so the strongmen along the way will not aim at the birthday card, right?He also gave Liang Zhongshu and Cai Jing a clean name.Yang Zhi looked at the photo, the five boxes were all wide open facing the camera, Suo Chaobai was rewarded in front of Cai Jing, and the Taoist priest behind Cai Jing stroked his beard and smiled and said, "I don't listen to poor people..."

"Go eat!!!!" With a click, Yang Zhi tore the newspaper in half!With fluttering hands, he tore up the newspaper and threw it on the ground, stomping on it fiercely!

The ten soldiers around Guan Yuhou were still eating steamed buns. Yang Zhi frightened them all, and Yuhou asked Du Guan in a low voice: "What's the matter with the army? Are you not in a good spirit?"

"I don't know, he jumped up in the middle of the night last night and yelled those four words. It's fine for Mr. Liang to assign such an important task to a garrison, but why not assign it to a garrison with a bad spirit?"

"Hey, I heard that this garrison was Mr. Liang's colleague when he was in Tokyo. According to the maid in Mrs. Cai's house, he and Mr. Liang have some ulterior chrysanthemum deal! He is as important as General Suo Chaosuo in front of Mr. Liang." It weighs a lot!"

"Heavier than General Suo Chao? Isn't General Suo known as the most impatient and the most beautiful buttock in the Daming Mansion? Master Liang also likes the new and dislikes the old?"

"Wow, this army is the best friend! It is said that after the transportation is over, this army will be promoted! The power of the chrysanthemum trade is too terrifying!"

It doesn't matter that the ten soldiers were stunned when they spoke with Yu Houyue, their voices were louder, and two powerful hands fell on their heads respectively. They both turned around in horror and saw Yang Zhi's fierce face: "What are you two talking about?"

Du Guan sneered: "Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! The weather is really nice today!"

Yuhou echoed: "Hey hey hey hey hey! Yes yes!"

Yang Zhi pressed the heads of the two of them into the porridge bowl: "Go and eat!!!" The porridge splashed along the gap between their faces and onto the ceiling with a puff!Yang Zhi pointed viciously at the ten soldiers: "Be careful of your chrysanthemums! Hurry up and pack up! This inn has run into evil!"

☆, Huangnigang Body Art Performance Art Appreciation Conference!

"This..." Chao Gai was dazed looking at the headlines with this morning's newspaper in his hand, his mouth drooped to the ground and he opened his mouth and roared, "Scholar! Scholars! Scholars!!!"

"What are you doing, what are you doing!" Wu Yong panicked when he heard Chao Gai's roar, and ran out frantically, "What happened to Baozheng!?"

"You read it yourself." Chao Gai placed the newspaper in front of Wu Yong, and saw that it was written in fair regular script: Clean and honest, a model for hundreds of officials!This is the birthday guide worth 'one hundred thousand guan'!In the photo, Cai Jing is rewarding Suo Chao, and showing Wanmin the excrement and poems at the bottom of the box.

"This..." Wu Yong held his chin and read the words in the photo: "Ah! The fickle chrysanthemum is the most worrying! So there is a chrysanthemum in this box. This... What is the intention?"

"Maybe Liang Zhongshu has been constipated recently."

"This...General Suo Chao is impatient. If you are so impatient, you will have to urinate...Who is Suo Chao? Is he in a hurry?"

"Constipation and urgency, it must be very refreshing to squat on the pit."

"This...that's right, Suo Chao's urgency to urinate is very serious...the third box didn't say anything? But who is Suo Chao!?"

"This box emphasizes that Suo Chao's urgency is not an ordinary urgency but an extremely serious urgency."

"This... The most despicable thing in life is not wiping your butt after shitting. Master Taishan, you have to be responsible for your ass... Cai Jing doesn't wipe his butt after shitting?"

"He's the prime minister! Prime minister! One person is under ten thousand people, it's not surprising that a shit wiper doesn't need to wipe it himself."

"The fifth box... there's nothing in it." Wu Yong's eyebrows twitched into a big ball: "These four sentences, a pile of poop, a splash of piss, a roll of toilet paper, and an empty box, what kind of profound meaning do they express?" thought content?"

"Liang Zhongshu used this birthday outline to express his deep thoughts of wishing Cai Jing a smooth bowel movement, never being impatient and absolutely wiping his butt, and expressing his deep and dignified love and admiration for the toilet." Chao Gai couldn't help but nodded. .

"... Baozheng, why are you so abnormal today?"

"What did you say that the Seven Stars gather together, and now we can drink the northwest wind." Chao Gai nodded, "The birth date guide was delivered in a flash, and who would want this kind of excrement birth date guide?" Ah!? What’s the point of us gathering at my house!?”

"Baozheng, you have to believe that we are still meaningful together!" Wu stuffed the newspaper into his crotch with a handful of lightning and pinched Chao Gai's hand behind a stormy wave hitting the shore!

Chao Gai shook off Wu Yong's hand, and a wave of turmoil slapped the shore behind him: "It's meaningless! You go out and travel around chasing the stars when you have nothing to do! You stay at home for less than one or two months a year! I stay alone in an empty room every day! For you It’s true that the stars are more important! It’s meaningless for us to be together!”

Wu Yong squeezed Chao Gai's hand, and another turbulent wave hit the shore: "Baozheng! You have to understand that men have to do careers!"

Chao Gai shook off Wu Yong's hand, and there was still a turbulent wave behind him: "Women also have to do careers! And you are a man, am I a man too!?"

A burst of applause came from the side of these two slapping waves, only Liu Tang and Ruan Xiao Erwuqi were applauding around the audience: "Together! Together!! Together!!!" At this moment, Ruan was applauding Xiao Wubian squirted blood and died on the ground and ignored it.

"Let's go, sister!" Wu Yong turned his head and yelled at the four of them: "Hurry up and have breakfast and prepare to go to Huangnigang to ambush!"

"What are you doing?" Chao Gai sighed helplessly as he watched the four walk away: "Deliberately going off topic, let them know that after a farewell feast, they will just leave."

"Baozheng, I feel that this matter is fraudulent." Wu Yong held his chin deeply.

"Oh? How can you see it?"

"The things in this box feel like they were prepared to be amusing on the spur of the moment. Who is Cai Jing? He is a well-known corrupt official in the country. Will he be satisfied with this rags? The person who gave the birthday must have a letter or fifth There must be something in the box."

"You mean, what kind of peerless treasure worth one hundred thousand guan is contained in the fifth box?"

"It's possible but the possibility is too small." Wu Yong took out the newspaper from his crotch and pointed to the photo and the little red flag on the box: "Look, why is it written 'Birthday Outline is here'?" A few big golden characters? Doesn’t it feel like there is no silver 300 taels here?”

"Hey, it's true! The golden characters of the red flag are too conspicuous, so conspicuous that no one can ignore them!"

Wu Yong nodded: "Let's go to the Huangnigang to ambush. I guess the real birthday plan is still on the way."

Chao Gai nodded: "Then what if the car that has arrived is really the birthday card?"

Wu Yong bared his teeth and smiled: "Baozheng, your family has a great career, so just stay here and accept Liu Tang and Ruan's brother's troubles, and I will directly start from Huangnigang and go out to watch the stars for another year."

"Nimma is cheating!"

Wu Yong stretched out his hand to pinch the background canvas behind him, and when he pulled it down, it turned into a scene of Huangnigang: "Come and decide! Whether to hold an art fair, let Ruan Xiaowu touch porcelain, or hold a Tai Sui excavation and appreciation conference !"

"Didn't you say in Chapter 73 that three ideas are unreliable, so you have to think of one yourself!!!"

Wu Yong showed embarrassment: "A clever plan is like a child, it's not something you can have if you want it... Come on, everyone, vote!"

"Hayi!" Liu Tang and Ruan Xiao Erwuqi appeared, and Liu Tang raised his hand: "Resolutely support the art fair!"

Ruan Xiaowu shook his head and came back to life: "Pengci is the most reliable way to make money!"

Ruan Xiaoer was trembling with fat all over his body and murmured: "Mrs. Madam Tai Sui Digging and Appreciation Conference!"

"...Three choices are evenly tied!" Wu Yong looked at Ruan Xiaoqi: "Do you support your elder brother or your second brother?"

"Which one you support will offend you." Ruan Xiaoqi shrugged: "I abstain."

"... Baozheng, which one do you support?"

"It's so cheating... I also abstain, and the decision-making responsibility falls on you, the pedant."

"I...I vetoed these three proposals in Chapter 73. I have long since abstained and I can't slap myself..."

Liu Tang, Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu, and Ruan Xiaowu glared at each other, and the three snorted and ran out in unison, doing their own thing.

Chao Gai had a broken face: "So I said, what's the point of us getting together..."

"Alright, let's make a plan for each of the six of us." Wu Yong held his chin and said, "I'll just set up a fortune-telling booth. Brother Xiaoqi, what are your plans?"

"Me?" Ruan Xiaoqi yawned: "I have two specialties, first, being ugly, and second, fishing. In the current situation, I choose to sleep."

"...a wise choice. How about you?"

"I...?" Chao Gai thought for a while, and a gust of cold wind and leaves flew past him: "My name in the Jianghu is all due to generosity, and this money is all the inheritance of my ancestors. I don't have any money." Specialty... Oh yes! I can hold up the tower!"

"From Tuoxiang Pagoda, turn left when you go out, and go to bed with Xiao Qi..." Wu Yong turned around helplessly and sat on the head of Huangnigang to set up a small stall. emerged in.

Let's say that Yang Zhi led the group of people out of the inn, walking in a panic, wherever he looked, the Taoist would come out and say something to him, so he simply closed his eyes and strode forward with a simple knife as a blind stick.

The weather is hot, and the roads are all mountainous and there are not many forests. No matter how heavy the boxes are, Yuhou and the ten soldiers have to follow him to prevent him from going somewhere he shouldn't go. Go ahead and beat and kick them. After walking like this for three to five days, none of the twelve people did not complain about him.

The news that the birthday card has been delivered is known all over the world, even if there are a few suspicious people in this big summer, they don’t bother to move, and they will be lazy when they go out for a few steps. The thirteen people transported the birthday card along the way, except for the Taoist priest. If you encounter any suspicious people, just walk and walk to Huangnigang.

That's right, when you reach Huangnigang, this Huangnigang is different from the place you walked before at a glance. Only when you can see the head of the hill, you can see a holy light piercing the sky and shaking your eyes!When I walked in, I saw a naked man with a red cockscomb head standing on a pedestal half as high as a POSE in a simple thatched hut!The holy light that pierced the sky came from his crotch!A piece of toilet paper was hung on the top of the thatched shed, and it was written crookedly—the first Huangnigang Body Art Performance Art Appreciation Conference!

Guan Yuhou and the ten soldiers were stunned.

Yang Zhi closed his eyes and walked straight forward, bumped into the naked man's body and his face was framed by the holy light.

☆, the selected Pokémon Saints

Usually the things in the Holy Light cannot be described and cannot be shown to others.

Yang Zhi bumped into that piece of holy light, he felt a strange touch on his face, soft and warm, and there seemed to be some unknown hairs scratching every pore on his face.

Strange, what is this?He narrowed his eyes slightly, and stared at the holy light at zero distance for a long time, almost being blinded by the dog's eyes, so he took two steps back.

"Oh Yes! This gentleman! You are very yearning for art!" Liu Tang let out a satisfied sigh, he twisted his hips on the base as if he was equipped with a small motor and swung back and forth like a phantom: "Ah Thick——! Ya thick——!! Ya ho thick——————————— Let us fall into the endless ocean of art!"

"There's a pervert!!!" Yang Zhidu Guan Yuhou and the ten soldiers yelled out in unison!Yang Zhi turned his head: "Where is this place? Why is there a pervert?"

He pointed to the piece of toilet paper drooping on the thatched shed, on which was clearly written 'The First Huangnigang Body Art Performance Art Appreciation Conference'!

"Oh, we've arrived at Huangnigang."

"NO! How did I become a pervert?" Liu Tang pointed dissatisfiedly at Yang Zhi: "Just now you took the initiative to worship the part of my face that I can't describe. I thought you were admiring my performance art!"

"Huh?" Yang Zhi was stunned, and he turned his head again: "Where did the Sa family bump into him just now!??"

All Guan Yuhou and the ten soldiers turned their heads shyly and pointed at Liu Tang's holy light. Yang Zhi screamed and unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and poured it wildly in his face!

"Sir, seeing that you painted your face blue, you are probably a performance artist who prostrates himself under the skirt of the goddess of art!" Liu Tang looked at him approvingly: "Like me, you can use performance art throughout your entire life. The goddess of art is very fond of you!"

"I like your sister! Sajia doesn't understand performance art! How many times does Sajia have to emphasize that Sajia's face is a birthmark! Can't you wash it off without looking at it?" Yang Zhi pointed at his face angrily.

"Fucking birthmark!!!" Liu Tang jumped down from the base in surprise, grabbed Yang Zhi's hands and looked at him affectionately: "Art, not just anyone can do it. You have been obsessed since you were born." The Goddess of Art has been chosen! Just like me, my hair has been red since I was born! We were born for art! I call those of us who are born for art—the chosen Pokémon Saints!"

Yang Zhi was stunned: "I'm sorry, the Sa family is a martial artist, and there really are no artistic bacteria on him."

"Bacteria can spread!" Liu Tang jumped up with a groan and rode on Yang Zhi's shoulder head-on!Note that it is head-on!That group of holy light enveloped Yang Zhi's face again!Liu Tang twisted and rubbed on it: "Come on! Spread it! Can you feel the germs of art rolling and surging on your face!? Feel that art has sublimated your soul!? Come on Let's sink into the ocean of unknown world art together!!!"

Yang Zhi stretched out his hand and pinched the inside of the ball of holy light!Liu Tang looked up to the sky and roared in ecstasy: "Ah! Eggy!" He grabbed the thing and threw Liu Tang out like a hammer and fell heavily on the ground: "Spread your sister!!! Go eat it for the Sa family!!! "

Liu Tang fell to the ground and rolled more than ten meters away. He lay on the ground and wept bitterly: "The balls hurt so badly... You are also a chosen Pokmon Saint, and you have such a black hand on your companions." ...Well, even if I am weak in publicizing and appealing to art, but that piece of "Jelly with Shit" will definitely change your mind!"

Yang Zhi glanced around and didn't find the figure of the Taoist priest, so he waved to the 12 people behind him: "Let's go to work."

"Ya Butterfly, don't go, I'm telling the truth! It's too late to drink with a confidant! No one can not be impressed by that "Jelly with Shit"! Let alone someone who was chosen at birth like you! Wait for me to rob you!" Go to Paris to buy the birthday card, and it will completely conquer your body and soul!"

Yang Zhi and the 12 people froze for 1 minute. After 1 minute, Yang Zhi turned around and walked in front of Liu Tang: "Boy, what did you just say?"

"No one can not be impressed by the "Jelly with Shit"!"

"The last sentence."

"Wait until I rob the birthday card and go to Paris to buy it and completely conquer your body and soul!"

"Oh hahaha," Yang Zhi laughed and pulled out a long rope from behind, he put his hand on Liu Tang's chin: "Little~! Mao~!! Thief~!!!"

Liu Tang didn't feel very good, a big drop of sweat dripped from his head: "Why..."

"Sajia suddenly has a performance art theme that requires you to help implement it." Yang Zhi held the rope in one hand and pulled out a waist knife in the other: "The title of the work is called-"Shaking M Male Fox Carrying Out Love and Truth."

"Hey? Ah? Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly! Oh, this skill! Oh! Butterfly can't play like this! It hurts!! Butterfly!!!"

Five minutes later, Yang Zhi clapped his hands and turned around with a smile. He felt that the bad mood he had been disturbed by the Taoist priest all the way disappeared. Regardless of Yuhou and the ten soldiers, Liu Tang was beaten by a tortoise shell. Tied upside down on a tree with a crooked neck, crying like a bear, his hair was shaved so that there were two fox ears with triangular bulges, and the shaved cockscomb head was stuffed into a chrysanthemum like a big tail. . .

Du Guan Yuhou and the ten soldiers followed Yang Zhi tremblingly to the post.

Just a few tens of meters away, a person appeared on the opposite side, a lonely person.

Well, this man is dressed like an ordinary fisherman, and he looks like an ordinary passer-by who couldn't be more ordinary.

But the pervert just now has already made it clear that he is going to rob the birthday card, and this passer-by may be no small matter!Small hidden in the wild, hidden in the city, big hidden in the court!The more harmless people look, the more you have to beware!Thinking about it, Yang Zhi sweated nervously and pressed his hand on the handle of the knife!

The man was walking towards Yang Zhi, walking, walking, when he was five meters away from Yang Zhi, he suddenly convulsed, foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground with a plop: "Ah...you hit me... Ah...you killed me...lost money..."

"...Pengci! Blackmail people!! Blackmail people, right!!!" Yang Zhi really didn't expect it to be this way!He rushed over and pulled the man from the ground: "Fucking brother, you have a little bit of backbone to rob! Draw a knife and shine a sword or something! What the hell is it to blackmail people!?"

The man didn't answer, his head and limbs drooped. Yang Zhi looked at him for a while and found that his face had hardened.He stretched out his hand and tested his breath, but he was out of breath.He pressed his ear to his chest, and his heartbeat was gone!In a panic, he threw the man on the ground and turned his head: "You all saw it! Just now, the Sajia was five meters away from him, and there was no physical contact with him!! His death here is definitely not the work of the Sajia It has absolutely nothing to do with the Sa family!!!”

The governor Yuhou and the ten soldiers nodded dully.

Yang Zhi was relieved, he leaned down and hugged the man and gently kissed his forehead: "May the Lord forgive your soul! Amen!" Then he threw him down the slope of Huangnigang!The man chattered and rolled down the slope and disappeared off the screen. . .

Guan Yuhou and the ten soldiers roared: "Forgive your sister, the Lord should forgive you!!! No, Christianity hasn't been introduced in this dynasty, okay!!!"

Yang Zhi showed innocent and ignorant eyes: "Did something happen just now...? Nothing happened, right?"

"The big man sold your sister's cuteness and pretended to be your sister's, nothing happened!!!"

Yang Zhi's waist knife popped out with a bang, and shot out a bright light!He turned his head with an evil look: "Is that to kill the family?"

"No, no, no, we will never complain about being a passer-by anymore! Boss, please continue to lead the team forward!"

Yang Zhi turned around and continued walking, and after walking several tens of meters, a large pit appeared in the middle of the road. There was a shovel beside the pit, and a wooden sign stood beside it, engraved with eight shocking words of "Tai Sui Excavation Appreciation Conference". big characters!

Yang Zhihou and the soldiers were stunned. They looked into the pit along the wall, and saw that there was a lump of meat at the bottom of the pit covered with thin soil. . .It really looks like Tai Sui is lurking at the bottom of this pit!

"What should I do... This Taisui Excavation and Appreciation Conference..." Yu Hou looked at Yang Zhi: "This Taisui is a rare species, and it is very valuable!"

"Walking and walking, I picked up a pit and encountered a Tai Sui... Don't you think it's suspicious?" Yang Zhi scratched his head: "Stand on tiptoe along the pit wall and don't disturb it! Let's go around!"

The author has something to say: the original Chi Xiang series is expected to have three chapters, the first, middle and second,

However, as the book was written, the content became more, so it was expanded into five chapters: upper, upper middle, middle, lower middle, and lower.

Well that's it

☆、How to find butt hair

Yang Zhi led Duguan Yuhou and ten soldiers carrying boxes and sneaked past the pit on tiptoe.

"Stand... stay..." A deep voice came from the bottom of the pit, and everyone looked back and saw that the unknown fleshy thing at the bottom of the pit stood upright trembling!

Everyone was surprised and quickly pushed Yang Zhi out to the place closest to Tai Sui!

Yang Zhi was pushed to the edge of the pit and looked at the squirming Tai Sui with a frightened expression on his face: "Why did you push Sajia!"

"Because you are our captain! You are our boss! You put us on this post! You have to be responsible for our personal safety!" Everyone stood behind Yang Zhi and said in horror!

"..." Yang Zhi looked at Tai Sui climbing up from the bottom of the pit with horror on his face: "Grandpa Tai Sui! Hello! How comfortable and enjoyable it is to lie at the bottom of the pit! Climb up!?"

That Tai Sui trembled and made a voice: