Water Xu Chuan

"Wife, every year is very expensive! It's left on the road, and you don't want to pick up the money! Are you, are you mentally retarded!?"

"Still stuttering Tai Sui!" Yang Zhi complained in horror and asked in horror: "How expensive can it be!"

The Tai Sui stretched out two lumps of fat and gestured: "One! One is like me, so big! Two! Twenty! 20!"

"Fuck, it's too expensive!"

"Hey, team leader!" Na Yuhou patted Yang Zhi on the shoulder: "It's really so expensive, how good it is for us to bring it to Prime Minister Cai! Said it was a little thought from the few of us, and Prime Minister Cai saw that we are cheaper than his son-in-law." Filial piety, as soon as we are happy, we can assign any position to us for a lifetime!"

"It makes sense." Yang Zhi nodded, and Tai Sui continued to stammer, muttering, "I, I, I, I'll give you a [-]% off... [-], [-]... . . ”

And Yang Zhi waved his hand: "Tie up this Tai Sui and bring it to Tokyo to present to Prime Minister Cai's birthday!"

"Cha..." The ten soldiers put down their boxes and took out the ropes, staring at Tai Sui in horror, not daring to move forward.

"A bunch of idiots!" Yang Zhi grabbed the rope and stepped on the edge of the pit, looking down at Tai Sui!

That Tai Sui looked up at Yang Zhi and was still muttering and stammering: "Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan..."

Yang Zhi, a hungry tiger, threw that Tai Sui to the ground with a neat binding technique!In a blink of an eye, Tai Sui was bound by the tortoise shell and fell to the bottom of the pit!

That Tai Sui was stunned: "Wan Wan Wan Guan..."

Yang Zhi carried Tai Sui on his back, and clattered out of the pit: "If Cai Cheng is relatively satisfied with this gift, let's get promoted and get rich together!"

Guan Yuhou and the ten soldiers all cheered: "Get promoted and get rich!"

Then Yang Zhi carried Tai Sui on his back and led the team away. Tai Sui was bound on his back by the tortoise shell and was already in a daze: "Gu Guan Guan Guan Guan..."

It is said that Wu Yongduan was sitting on the tip of Huangnigang, and there were footsteps coming from the inside of the hill. He squinted and saw a Taoist priest with a fairy-like appearance walking up, with a small white mouse on his shoulder.

Wu Yong didn't move, he was just a Taoist priest passing by, even though he was carrying a small white mouse.

But the Taoist priest walked up to Wu Yong and sat down: "I have heard Mr. Jialiang's name for a long time, and I don't want to see him today."

Wu Yong was taken aback and hurriedly returned the gift: "The villain has the reputation of being wise and multi-star, but he doesn't know where the friend comes from Xiangshan, where is the cesspit?"

"Be more courteous and courteous. Pindao's surname is Gongsun, and each name has a single name."

Wu Yong showed a shit-eating expression: "Could it be that you are the Daoist Mr. Yiqing nicknamed Ruyunlong!?"

Gongsun Sheng stroked his beard: "It's right here."

Wu Yong continued that expression of eating shit: "The villain is very interested in you! I have heard about you for a long time and I don't want to see you today!"

"You're welcome, haha."

"The villain's heart of reverence is burning! Mr. Yiqing has entered Yunlong! Please accept the gift of the villain's three bows and nine kowtows!"

"Hurry up and let it go out, hahahaha," Gongsun Sheng laughed embarrassedly and helped Wu Yong up: "Hi, please, please! I'm so famous, there's nothing I can do about it, hahaha!"

Wu Yong stood up: "Mr. Yiqing, can you use supernatural powers to satisfy the villain's admiration?"

"Ahahaha! NoProblem! No problem!"

Wu Yong stretched out his finger and pointed to the clouds in the sky: "Show me one!"

Gongsun Sheng looked up at the sky and saw the clouds floating above the stratosphere, and opened his mouth wide open: "You think I am a space shuttle artificial satellite!?"

Wu Yong was silent for a minute, then turned his head and covered his mouth with a smirk: "Another one who pretends to have a nickname."

Gongsun Sheng slapped Wu Yong's stall and shook the astronomical telescope!He pointed at Wu Yong: "Okay! Aren't you nicknamed Zhi Duoxing? Tell me how many stars there are in the sky!"

"Well." Wu Yong twirled his mustache with his fingers indifferently: "Do you know how many hairs you have on your butt? Guys who don't even know how many hairs are on their own are not qualified to be with me... "

"Five pieces with a length of two centimeters or more, 79 pieces with a length of one centimeter or more, and 130 seven pieces with a length of less than one centimeter."

"It's too thick!!! It's even divided into three grades!!! It's so thick and so long that it won't be fat!!!! How the hell can you count it so clearly? !!!!!! How lazy are you to count your own ass so clearly!!!!!!!"

"Don't complain." Gongsun Sheng stroked his goatee with his hands indifferently: "I am qualified now, tell me, how many stars are there in the sky, how many stars, planets, satellites, comets, and meteors are there in the entire universe , tell me."

Wu Yong looked dumbfounded: "Are you treating me as the Hubble Radio Astronomy Telescope!?"

Gongsun Sheng was silent for a minute, then turned his head and covered his mouth with a snicker: "Pfft."

A murderous look gushed out from Wu Yong's body. He trembled slightly and smiled: "Then what is Mr. Yiqing doing in Huangnigang? He probably didn't come here on purpose to compete with the villain for nicknames."

Gongsun Sheng smiled indifferently: "Poverty Dao is here to respond to the number of seven stars gathered together to get the one hundred thousand glory and wealth together."

"Sorry, sorry, sorry." Wu Yong said with a smile: "We have six people now, and we are only short of one to make up the number of the seven-star gathering." He stretched out his hand and touched the head of the little white mouse on Gongsun Sheng's shoulder: "This little one The Rat is the seventh we've been waiting for!"

"That's right, that's right." The little white mouse opened his mouth after being stroked: "In the land of Xia 72 Disha, the white mouse wins every time!"

Wu Yong was stunned, his movements froze and his jaw fell to the ground: "Wait, wait! Although you can talk, you are just a mouse and not a human being!"

Gongsun Sheng stroked his beard and smiled, "It's God's destiny, he just accidentally cast the wrong fetus on a mouse."

"Don't try to bring non-human species into the team with a sentence of wrong birth!"

"Ah? Marshal Tianpeng even reincarnated into Zhu Bajie by mistake. There is a precedent for this kind of thing. Besides, isn't there someone in your team who was reincarnated into Tai Sui?" Gongsun Sheng smiled and showed a seemingly The eyes that have it all.

Ruan Xiaoer is one of the seven stars?Then count the eight people of Gongsun Sheng and Yum, that's redundant. . .Wu Yong was stunned, Gongsun Sheng tidied up his Taoist uniform and stood up: "Pindao has to go back, Pindao doesn't match your zodiac, and cooperating with you may not be able to win this birthday outline."

Suddenly, a group of people shouted from the mountainside, and they heard carefully, "Get promoted and get rich!" With four words, Gongsun Sheng pinched his fingers with his left hand and set up a pergola with his right hand, looking halfway up the mountain: "They are here."

Wu Yong also tidied up his clothes and emotions, and his expression was serious: "Mr. Gongsun, please turn left and rest with Chao Gai Xiaoqi. I am enough for the birthday outline!"

☆, selling abductions!Abduct it!

That Gongsun Sheng seemed to know a lot of things.

Just now I pretended to count with my left hand and set up a pergola with my right hand to look out, saying that they are here, is this the real birthday card?

Wu Yong sat at the head of the post and heard footsteps coming from the other end. These footsteps were not brisk, as if they were carrying some heavy weight.He glanced slightly sideways, and saw a blue-faced man appearing with Ruan Xiaoer bound by a tortoise shell on his back.

What's the situation?Their appearance here means that both Liu Tang and Ruan Xiaowu have failed?Why was Ruan Xiaoer tied up?Didn't he want to say that he is worth 20 yuan and get a [-]% discount and sell himself to them in exchange for a birthday card?

Wait, that project requires teamwork!Ruan Xiaoer is a stammer and may not be able to speak clearly!Besides, who would spend [-] guan to buy such a thing?Isn't taking it away by force just making a profit of Tai Sui?

Mistake ah misstep. . .Three people have been lost now, and Ruan Xiaoqi and Chao Gai don't have any special skills, so I'm already at the bottom here, and the key to winning the birthday key depends on my slick tongue!

I saw that the man was followed by two guys who looked like servants, and behind him were ten porters dressed as carrying five broken boxes. The man glanced blankly and felt that this scholar-looking guy didn't look like a robber , so he led the group of people to slowly walk past Wu Yong.

Wu Yong opened his mouth slowly when Yang Zhi walked in front of him: "This gentleman with a blue face, it seems that you have bad luck when you look too blue."

Yang Zhi turned his head and carefully looked at the couplets and horizontal criticisms floating beside him, and saw Zuo Lian wrote: Watching the stars and shaking the hexagrams, the thief is sure, haha!

I saw that Youlian wrote: For fortune telling, find Zhiduoxing 233!

I saw that horizontal batch wrote: Lose your Lou Mu!

With a blank expression on his face, he continued to shoot: "The Sa family's face is a birthmark, and the Sa family really doesn't want to repeat it. If the Sa family's fortune is not good, it will be bad. They will never be lucky in this life. The Sa family really don't want to have a fortune-telling. Go find someone else."

Wu Yong's voice was eloquent: "Ya Ya Die, Ya Ya Die, let's do the math. Astrology is closely related to the fate of human beings. I insist that every star represents every holy spirit on the earth!"

"How much is a life?"

"Ouch! Every time I count this, I need to consume my true energy to accept the omen of the stars in the sky!" Seeing that the other party has set Wu Yong up with a smile on his face, Li Ji's incident made him remember and agreed on the price in advance: "One tael of silver No bargaining!"

Yang Zhi took out a tael of silver from his pocket and threw it on Wu Yong's stall: "Don't waste your energy, just don't bother the house." Then he turned around and left!

Wu Yongchu was stunned for a while, why didn't he play his cards according to the routine?It's also because of birthdays and birthdays to catch up with the schedule, who has the leisure to deal with a fortune-teller with a hundred thousand pennies on his body?It seems that the killer has to be used!

I saw Wu Yong followed behind Yang Zhi with a groan: "Fate is determined by God, happiness belongs to oneself, I want to know my other half..."

Yang Zhi split his chest and pulled him in front of him and shouted loudly: "No!!! I want to!!!!!!"

"Don't be impatient, sir," Wu Yong wiped the spit on his face calmly: "Since you have already spent money, sir, I have to do the math for you. I have to have professional ethics and I can't blow my own money." Is the signboard?"

Yang Zhi opened his mouth and roared face to face: "Forget it!!! You!!! Girl!!!!"

Wu Yong remained calm, he twirled his beard and said, "Sir, you grew up in Kansai."

"Bullshit, you can tell where he grew up just by looking at him a few times?" Yu Hou said disdainfully behind him.

Yang Zhi curled his lips: "He's really right."

"That's right! I said I feel the power of the stars, the fortune-teller La Zhun!" Wu Yong said with a smile, "Only Kansai people would call themselves Sa...ah no, I didn't say anything just now!"

"That doesn't count, people in Kansai will call themselves the Sajia. Then you can figure it out," Yang Zhi sneered, "Who is the Sajia and what is the purpose of coming to Huangnigang?"

Wu Yong smiled calmly, since this blue face is a birthmark, then there is only one person in this Jianghu!I have been wandering around the stars all year round, and I have been well-informed and know all kinds of gossip about Jianghu CP!He stroked his beard and pretended to pinch his fingers for tens of seconds: "You are the descendant of the famous general Yang's family, with a single name of Zhi, and people in the Jianghu are called the blue-faced beast."

Yang Zhi was taken aback: "Then why did the Sa family come to Huangnigang?"

"Birthday for someone." Wu Yong showed a masterful smile!

Yang Zhi threw down Ruan Xiaoer and bowed: "The calculation is really accurate! The Sajia begs you to do the math for the Sajia again! You can have as much money as you want!"

Wu Yong sat on the ground calmly, and waved his hand as the small stall flew over like a flying carpet. Then Yang Zhi took a closer look at the couplet and horizontal comment: "Ah! Zhi Duoxing? Sir, are you the Wu who is called Zhi Duoxing by people in the world?" Use Wu Pedantry!?"

"It's just that."

"Wu Xuexue! Please do the calculations for the Sa family again," Yang Zhishen bowed: "What is the future of the Sa family? Can the ancestral treasured sword be brought back, and can you honor your ancestors and let your ancestors out?"

"..." This man still wanted to vent his anger on his ancestors, and he was really a good man. Wouldn't it be ruining him to take away this birthday card?It is said that he lost his flower and stone gang all over the world because he was an official to an envoy.While sighing, Wu Yong raised his astronomical telescope and observed the sky for a minute, then he put down the telescope and shook his head: "Oh..."

Yang Zhi's heart trembled: "Why are you sighing, sir?"

"You have committed the word 'Guide' in your life, first the flower and stone guide, and then the birthday guide." Wu Yong continued shaking his head: "Difficult, difficult, difficult."

Yang Zhi remembered the scene when he lost Hua Shigang and climbed out of the river miserably. Although the world is big but there is nowhere to live, he couldn't help crying, and he buckled his head: "Mr. Wanwang showed the Sa family a way out." ! The Sa family is now a member of the military, but we must never lose this birthday card again!"

Seeing him cry, Wu Yong also felt sad, he is also a fallen person in the world. . .He leaned close to Yang Zhi's ear and whispered, "To be honest, why don't you take this birthday card and run away."

"Ahh..." Yang Zhi was taken aback: "Leaving aside Guangzong Yaozu, isn't the Sa family a wanted criminal again?"

"Anyway, I can have half a lifetime of happiness."

"No, no!"

"Then..." Wu Yong stroked his beard melancholy: "I suggest that you immediately go back to Huangnigang on the same road, and don't be afraid to walk around this hill and walk some villages and towns to Tokyo, even if you delay your trip If you miss some time, the risk will be somewhat less."

"If we can get out of this calamity, we will definitely visit him someday!" Yang Zhi licked his head again.

"You don't need to visit or anything, just go."

Yang Zhi stood up, carried Ruan Xiaoer on his back, bowed again, turned around and walked down the road, Wu Yong looked at their backs and sighed: "Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda..."

"Wait..." Wu Yong was taken aback and seemed to realize something: "I'm so damn close! Didn't I want to fool him into handing over his birthday outline? He also carried Ruan Xiaoer away! Damn How can I explain to Baozheng Liu Tang Ruan Xiaowu Xiaoqi!"

He stood up in a hurry, put away the stall and picked up the astronomical telescope: "The situation is not good! The butterfly has to run away! I really need to go out to travel around and watch the stars for a year!"

A powerful hand pinched the back of his neck when he turned around!Wu Yong turned his head sweating profusely and saw Ruan Xiaoqi with a fierce expression on his face!Ruan Xiaoqi put her face close to his and gritted her teeth and said softly, "Foretell the future, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: Sure enough, it is too stupid to use the same title for the five chapters. . .The first few chapters may not be able to keep up with the latter ones, so they are simply broken up. This time, the titles of these five chapters should be the final version.

☆. I didn't expect you to be an old driver with only special effects!

Chao Gai turned left and walked into the grove and was shocked when he saw Ruan Xiaoqi's achievements!

Ruan Xiaoqi was lying on a soft orange sofa that was steaming!There is even a coffee table, a teapot and a few teacups in front of you!Needless to say everything was steaming orange and yellow!

"Amazing! This is nothing special, Brother Xiaoqi, your pulling skills can be regarded as one of the best!"

"Don't make fun of Chao Tianwang." Ruan Xiaoqi stretched out his hand to pick up the teapot, and a stream of steaming turbidity flowed out to fill a teacup: "A person with great pulling skills can soar into mountains alone." , pulling dragons and phoenixes, going to heaven and earth, and destroying the world with the power of a single flight. How can I get anywhere if I pull some furniture?"

"That's enough for me to admire." Chao Gai walked over and picked up the filled tea cup: "After all, I don't have any specialties except Tuoxiang."

"No way, your personality is just that little?"

"That's right, my character design is unstoppable, and can support any Xiang."

"...This character is really pathetic."

"It's nothing if you get used to it, it's always better than your little brother." Chao Gai smiled openly and handed the teacup to his mouth to drink it in one gulp, then spit it out wildly: "WhatTheF*ck!!!"

"Chao Tianwang, how did you survive so innocently?" Ruan Xiaoqi leaned comfortably on the sofa: "Where did the tea come from in this wilderness, where did the water come from? That's a fresh trumpet!"

Suddenly, a ray of light burst out from the edge of the line of sight!Ruan Xiaoqi looked up suspiciously, only to see Chao Gai slowly take off his pants and put the cup down!Filled with righteous indignation, Chao Gai shouted awe-inspiringly: "I drank your trumpet! You have to drink my trumpet too!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!" Ruan Xiaoqi was startled and started to pee from the sofa: "King Chao, don't be so serious, I'm just making a good-natured joke!"

"Come on, come on! I am a person who knows how to reciprocate favors!" Holding the wine glass, Chao Gai started to chase Ruan Xiaoqi!

"It's not a favor, so don't repay it! And you can keep this gift for yourself!" Ruan Xiaoqi used the sofa to separate herself from him!Chao Gai chased after them so they ran wildly around the sofa!

The two of them just ran and ran like this, running in a dizzying fashion!Gradually, there were more people on the sofa, and that person with a fairy face and his legs crossed picked up the pot and poured himself a full cup: "Don't run away, you two, I am a theatergoer. .”

Chao Gai and Ruan Xiaoqi ran wildly while watching the Taoist hand the cup of burnt yellow unknown object to his mouth. . .

At this moment, Ruan Xiaoqi's mind was blank. . .It doesn't matter who and how this Taoist priest appeared!The important thing is, what if the Taoist priest has to reciprocate after drinking it?The chances of two people chasing themselves to escape will be greatly reduced!Just then he came up with a clever plan!It's not bad to let the Taoist priest reciprocate and reciprocate Chao Gai!He snatched the wine glass from the Taoist priest's hand: "Brother Taoist! This pot is ordinary Erguotou! The glass in Chao Gai's hand is precious palace jade liquid wine! As the saying goes, people go to high places The water flows downhill! If you want to drink it, you have to drink the most expensive one to be worthy of your beiger!"

Is this guy trying to draw the hatred of this Taoist priest onto me?Chao Gai was shocked: "What kind of palace jade liquid wine is this! It's actually the boiled water mixed with Erguotou!"

And the Taoist priest's hands turned into two rays of light, snatching the wine glasses from Ruan Xiaoqi and Chao Gai's hands!Ruan Xiaoqi and Chao Gai watched the Taoist pour two glasses of wine into their mouths with dumbstruck eyes!The Taoist drank the two wine glasses in one gulp, burped at the camera and gave a thumbs up: "Chicken taste! Crunchy!"

Ruan Xiaoqi and Chao Gai both bowed in front of the Taoist priest: "I lost!"

"Please get up quickly." The Taoist helped them up: "My surname is Gongsun, and my name is Sheng. My Taoist name is Mr. Yiqing, and people in the Jianghu are called Ruyunlong. I am recruiting teammates to capture the birthday key."

"Teammates?" Chao Gai pointed to the hillside of Huangnigang: "Wu Xuexue, Brother Liu Tang, and Ruan Xiaoerwu are all over there. Go and discuss with them."

Gongsun Sheng shook his head: "I only like you two!"

Ruan Xiaoqi put his arms around Chao Gai and turned Gongsun Sheng on his back, with a look of horror on his face: "This man is a pervert! After drinking ours, the chicken tastes so crunchy! Now it's very satisfying to the two of us! Think carefully Terrible!"

Chao Gai's expression also became frightened: "Then the two of us dare to turn our backs towards him now!? How dare we turn our chrysanthemum towards him!!?"

"Ah!!!" Chao Gai and Ruan Xiaoqi jumped up and covered the chrysanthemum at the same time!

"...I heard it so loudly." Gongsun Sheng looked helpless: "Just rest assured, Pindao will not be interested in old chrysanthemums over ten years old."

Chao Gai felt relieved and put his hand down: "Brother Dao, you seem to have exposed something more."

Ruan Xiaoqi also put down her hands but couldn't help complaining: "Fuck, you don't let go of children under the age of ten, it's too perverted!"

"Stop, stop! This is talking about something that cannot be described!" Gongsun Sheng waved at the photographer: "Crap! This paragraph has seriously exposed the privacy issues of the poor and is too heavy-handed to face the public! I re-recorded it. What did you just say? Yes, Pindao is recruiting teammates to capture the birthday card."

Ruan Xiaoqi put his arms around Chao Gai and carried Gongsun Sheng on his back with a frightened look on his face again: "This person cannot be included in the team! This is obviously to get the money from the birthday card to buy young children from traffickers and bring them back to the Taoist temple. I can't describe it wantonly! Too much Abnormal! We can't help the evildoers harm society!"

Gongsun Sheng was stunned: "Damn it, I didn't even think about this! Mad, you're more perverted than me, okay!!!"

Chao Gai Dayi turned around in awe-inspiring manner and held his head high: "Mr. Gongsun, forgive us for not being able to form you into the team!"

Gongsun Sheng was helpless: "Don't count me when the birthday outline is finally divided, so my motives are pure?"

"This..." Chao Gai was stunned: "No money? Then why do you want to rob this birthday card?"

Gongsun Sheng looked up at the sky sadly at a 45-degree angle, and released a righteous energy from the chrysanthemum to surround his whole body!He roared righteously: "For the righteousness of the Seven Stars Gathering Righteousness!"

"..." Standing there, Chao Gai and Ruan Xiaoqi felt that righteousness surrounded their bodies and invaded their hearts!Chao Gai covered his mouth and nose, right-clicked Gongsun Sheng, and then tapped the option to invite a team: "You are qualified!"

"Then let's leave quickly, the three of us are the last hope to win the birthday card!" Gongsun Sheng jumped up from the sofa.

"The last...hope?" Ruan Xiaoqi blinked: "Where's my second brother and fifth brother? What about Nei Xiucai and Nei Sha Matt?"

"There's no time to explain!" Gongsun Sheng whistled and saw a feces-yellow cloud whizzing over from the sky!He jumped up and jumped up!The cloud opened the door like a car: "Get in the car!"

"Fuck somersault!" Chao Gai and Ruan Xiaoqi exclaimed in surprise, "Mr. Jiuwen Yiqing is famous as a cloud dragon! I never imagined that he can move the wind and rain, soar the clouds and drive the fog!" The two of them rushed to the door of the cloud: "This skillful method and technique Could Mr. Gongsun be the legendary old driver!?"

Then the feet of the two of them touched the ground, and they pinched the circle of feces and yellow water vapor around their bodies in doubt: "Ah... what?"

Gongsun Sheng calmly dragged the cloud and ran forward: "Which planet's clouds can have the density for people to fly through the clouds? These clouds are just special effects, don't take them too seriously!"

Chao Gai and Ruan Xiaoqi kicked Gongsun Sheng's two asses respectively and kicked him like shit: "You are not an old driver at all!"

Gongsun Sheng laid down on the ground with a grim expression on his face: "I've said it all and I don't have time to explain...the birth-birth guide took that Tai Sui away, and he was about to be laid off and went around. Then Wu Yong realized that he had done something wrong and was about to die." Run away!"

"Na... Nani!?" Chao Gai was stunned on the spot, while Ruan Xiaoqi jumped out in one stride: "Second brother!!!" He rushed out of the woods and saw that Wu Yong had tidied up the paving. I want to run!Ruan Xiaoqi rushed up and caught him by the collar of the back of his neck!

Wu Yong turned his head in surprise, and Ruan Xiaoqi put his face close to him fiercely and said quietly, "I can predict what will happen next, and let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, My character design can only hold up Xiang!

Ruan Xiaoqi put his face close to Wu Yong fiercely and said quietly: "Foretell what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

Wu Yong looked dumbfounded: "Brother, what exactly do you want to express, add the end of Chapter 78 to the end of Chapter 79 and the beginning of this chapter! You have said this sentence to me three times!"

Ruan Xiaoqi looked embarrassed: "Well... people can't help themselves in the book. Do you still want to hear it? If you want to hear it, I can repeat it over and over again."

"No! I want to!" Wu Yong picked up the telescope and carried the stall on his back: "The astrology has changed a lot recently, Xiaosheng has to go out to watch the stars and save the world!"

"Go, the burden of saving the world falls on your shoulders!" Ruan Xiaoqi saluted Wu Yong with admiring gazes as he fled in a panic!

"...Fuck, Brother Seven, do you have a hole in your head?" Ruan Xiaoqi was still saluting Gongsun Sheng, who carried Chao Gai with the special effect cloud in the shape of a tricycle and ran out: "Brother Yunsheng Chengang carried your brother away That's it! This scholar let go of the birthday card!"

"Damn it!!! After I said a sentence three times, I forgot the business!" Ruan Xiaoqi jumped up and jumped into the tricycle-like special effect cloud!Gongsun Sheng pointed solemnly at the back of Wu Yong who had fled in a hurry: "Have you seen that traitor, comrades?"

Chao Gai and Ruan Xiaoqi buckled up their seat belts, filled with righteous indignation: "I see!"

"Let's use fart propulsion collectively so that this tricycle also has a three-cylinder engine! Use the tricycle punishment on that traitor!"

Saying that, Gongsun Sheng and Ruan Xiaoqi bowed down!Two loud bangs and two flashes of fire pushed out the special effect cloud in the shape of a tricycle!

Wu Yong was still running away with the binoculars and the bag on his back. There was a roar of chrysanthemums behind him, and the tricycle-shaped cloud chased him with a bang!Wu Yong was knocked into the air and flew more than ten meters high, and then fell to the ground like mud. . .

"Ah...chrysanthemum..." Wu Yongpao covered the chrysanthemum with one hand on the ground, he looked at the back of the tricycle and stretched out his hand unwillingly: "Gongsun Sheng..."

"That's not right..." Gongsun Sheng stared at the dashboard of the car: "This is the speed of the engine with two cylinders! Is anyone being lazy?"

Chao Gai opened his mouth silently: "Well... what is fart power propulsion? How to use it?"

"..." As soon as the driver got off the job, Gongsun Sheng and Ruan Xiaoqi silently closed the car and stopped the car, and then they untied Chao Gai's seat belt and threw him out of the car. Get ready to walk away.

"Hey!" Chao Gai grabbed Ruan Xiaoqi's waistband and was dragged behind the car: "I just asked a question, what are you doing!"

"Sorry, our mission is more difficult this time, so we can't bring Xiaobai who knows nothing."

"That's right, King Chao, do you really know nothing about Tuo Xiang and corrupting the legacy of your ancestors?"

"How is that possible! I know more!" Chao Gai said proudly, "I can still eat! Drink water! I can breathe, I can talk, I can wear clothes, oh yes, I can poop!"

Ruan Xiaoqi held his forehead in pain: "You are the first person on earth to show off these things as great achievements..."

"Don't bother with that guy!" Gongsun Sheng saw Yang Zhi and his party appearing in the distance on the Huangang alley!He squeezed the steering wheel and opened his chrysanthemums: "I've caught up with them!"

Yang Zhi was walking around Huangnigang with Ruan Xiaoer on his back when he heard a roar from behind!He turned around and saw the Taoist priest rushing towards him in a cloud that looked like a pile of shit-yellow tricycle!

Mr. Wu Yong asked the Sajia to be laid off immediately and go around because the Taoist priest was in ambush on the post, right?Looks like things have been exposed!I can't let this Taoist continue to haunt me and turn me into my nightmare!

Yang Zhi waved his hand: "Deformation!!!" Those ten soldiers carried five boxes and spliced ​​them into a long train under the golden light!Yang Zhidu Guan Yu Hou jumped up high and did a cool diving action, and landed on the plane made up of the five boxes!

Yang Zhi took Ruan Xiaoer off his back and lifted it high!The fat all over Ruan Xiaoer's body glowed with colorful light under the sun!I saw Du Guan half kneeling on the left, and Yuhou half kneeling on the right, forming a perfect bracket!Ruan Xiaoer's front end was perfectly placed on them!Yang Zhi squeezed Ruan Xiaoer's suspected head, a large flame erupted from Ruan Xiaoer's chrysanthemum!

Ruan Xiaoqi was stunned: "Second Brother!!!"

Gongsun Sheng twisted the steering wheel, a row of flying bullets brushed against the car body and flew over!The flying bomb hit the ground in the distance and exploded into dark green mushroom clouds!

"So that's it." Gongsun Sheng glanced at the mushroom cloud with the rearview mirror: "Tai Sui is a strange creature made up of 3in1 cells, bacteria and fungi. If it evolves to the left, it will become an animal, and if it evolves to the right, it will become a plant, so use it The bullets fired from the body are made of animal excrement and plant viruses and fungi are added to the shell shells! Once hit, they will fall into an extremely complicated poisoning state!"

"Has no one complained about how this was done? Your rectal sphincter is as strong as shooting bullets?" Chao Gai complained while pulling Ruan Xiaoqi's waistband while floating behind the car.

Gongsun Sheng hurriedly turned the steering wheel, and a row of bullets bloomed beside the car!The shock wave caused by the bomb explosion almost overturned the tricycle!He gritted his teeth: "Although the other party is carrying five suitcases and carrying three people and one Tai Sui, but their chassis has ten people! That's a ten-cylinder engine! We can't catch up with them with such a burden! We are run away by them." It's over in Tokyo!"

After hearing this, Ruan Xiaoqi took out a dagger and prepared to cut off his waistband!Chao Gai panicked for a moment: "Ya Die's speed is so fast, it's not good for me to fall!"

"Oh? Then what else can you do in this car? You don't even know what power propulsion is!" Ruan Xiaoqi pointed the dagger at the waistband of his trousers!

"Maybe we can change our thinking!" Gongsun Sheng stared at the chassis running ahead and the ten people avoided a row of flying bombs: "We can also make them slow down! Put Chao Gai on the car and shoot the flying bombs to destroy the chassis Chrysanthemums for ten people!"

Ruan Xiaoqi grabbed Chao Gai's arm and pulled him onto the carriage!

"My chrysanthemums are just ordinary chrysanthemums! They can't shoot bullets like bullets!" Chao Gai protested seriously, Ruan Xiaoqi pinched his head and aimed at the chrysanthemum of one of the ten people in front of him. !

Only a snort was heard. . .A cloud of turbid gas spewed out from Chao Gai's chrysanthemum and sprayed the back of Gongsun Shengyi's head. . .

"Look, it's really not good." Chao Gai looked at Ruan Xiaoqi with tears in his eyes.

"I'm coming!" Gongsun Sheng angrily poured a bag of Rejoice on the back of his head, got up and grabbed Chao Gai!He quickly opened the safety catch, put the butt of the gun on his shoulder, stared at the scope and pulled the trigger!A cloud of turbid gas sprayed out from the chrysanthemum again, and Chao Gai opened his mouth intoxicated: "Ya Yadie~~"

"Made is mentally retarded!!! There really are human beings who can't be transformed into chrysanthemum cannons!!! What Chao Tianwang is so fucking useless!!!" Gongsun Sheng raised Chao Gai high and moved towards the front of the car With a flip like flipping a table: "What's the point of living!? Forget it if you die!!! If you don't fall to death, you will crush you to death!!!"

How dare the driver leave his post under such circumstances?The moment Gongsun Sheng let go of the steering wheel, Yang Zhi took aim!When Chao Gai came out, Gongsun Sheng saw a row of bombs approaching, about to blow up the entire tricycle!

It's over, it's over. . .With such a fast driving speed, the bullets are still coming head-on!That flying bullet also comes with an extremely complicated poisoning state!Just when Gongsun Sheng's mind was full of three words, the bullet passed by Chao Gai's side. . .

I saw Chao Gai's eyes shooting out two golden lights straight to the nine heavens!His hands held the bomb like the wind!He twisted somersault in mid-air and stood in front of the tricycle, taking all the row of bombs in his hand!In the blink of an eye, he lifted up a tower of flying bombs more than one meter high!

Yang Zhigong, Sun Sheng, Ruan Xiaoqi were shocked!I saw Chao Gai's eyes shining with golden light, doing the movement of flying man Jordan flying to the basket, supporting Xiangta to take a dreamlike devil's steps in the void! !Holding the tower, Chao Gai leaped onto Yang Zhi's head through the void, and slammed the tower down! ! !

☆、Lonely and widowed in the wilderness in the middle of the night

A mushroom cloud in the shape of Ruan Xiaoer bloomed in the sky. . .

No, how can this shape be called a mushroom cloud?This has to be called Tai Sui Yun.

With the blooming of the Tai Sui cloud, gold, silver, treasures and human bodies flew around the scene. After the shock wave passed by, the special effect of the tricycle-shaped cloud that was knocked upside down on the ground was lifted. From the special effect, Gongsun Sheng and Ruan Xiaoqi crawled away in embarrassment. come out.

And in this rain of human bodies and treasures, a man stands boldly in the center of the ground and still maintains the posture of supporting Xiang. Maybe he looks like an ordinary person, maybe he knows nothing but supporting Xiang, but Gongsun Sheng and Ruan Xiaoqi knows that once he touches Xiang, he can transform into a well-deserved king of heaven!

Chao Gai wiped in doubt