Water Xu Chuan

Wiping his eyes and looking at the sky full of human bodies and financial reports, he was stunned: "Ah? What happened?"

"King Chao! Disrespect and disrespect! Please take your seat!" Gongsun Sheng respectfully waved his hand and a dung-yellow cloud fell from the sky to form a top chair. Ruan Xiaoqi helped Chao Gai sit on it: "You worked hard Yes! Just now I wanted to drive you out of the car, I really don't know Taishan! Leave the aftermath to us as much as you want!"

"... ouch?"

Ruan Xiaoqi found Yang Zhi, Yuhou Duguan and the ten soldiers who had passed out from a bacterial fungus collapse in the field. They were all tied up like fish and hung upside down on the tree branches by the roadside. Gongsun Sheng drove a tricycle back. Huangnigang picked up Liu Tang who was hung upside down on a tree, Ruan Xiaowu who rolled down the slope into the grass, and Wu Yong who was stuck on the ground, and then hung Wu Yong and Yang Zhi together.

"Protest! Protest! Seriously protest!!!" Wu Yong looked at the group of people picking up gold and silver treasures and roared, "Aren't we in the same group! Why did you tie me up with them!"

"We are in the same group, and then what did you do?" Gongsun Sheng's eyes released a tortured soul look: "You actually let the birthday outline go! How can you act like we are in the same group? You simply broke into me. A traitor within the army!"

Wu was at a loss for words, and he looked at Chao Gai with tears in his eyes: "Chao Bao is saving me!"

"This..." Chao Gai said awkwardly: "The pedant and I have known each other for many years, he must have just had a brain twitch just now, and let him ignore his birth date."

"Since Baozheng said so." Gongsun Sheng nodded and untied Wu Yong's rope, and the six of them, one Tai Sui and one non-acting mouse, packed up the gold and silver treasures all over the floor, packed them into boxes, and left happily.

Gradually the sun was setting, and Yang Zhi woke up with a shiver. Seeing the scene in front of him, he could only groan: "The Sa family really committed the crime of the word 'gang'! Now how should the Sa family go back to the Daming Mansion to explain to Liang Zhongshu!"

He struggled for a while, grabbed the rope with both hands from behind, and used his nails to pull it apart, and he fell to the ground, thinking that the two 'gangs' who were behind the door with a dignified body and a good martial arts skill could be made to such an extent!His eyes were black and he wobbled as he walked without hearing the Marquis Yu shouting: "There is more to explain! The fortune-teller Wu Yong also left with them in the end! He also called one person why Chao Baozheng! Report Wu Yong and Chao Baozheng to the officials and arrest him!"

Nowadays, it is difficult for a family to have a family and a country to vote for. . .Why not just die here. . .He sadly took off his belt and looked for crooked-neck trees on the side of the road, but he couldn't find the ideal branch with a bend of more than [-] degrees in the movie.He gradually climbed up to the highest peak of Huangnigang and just jumped down the mountain!

He bumped into several bushes in the grass, rolled to the foot of the hill in a daze, scratched his head and got up: "Ah, the height is too low, did you fall to your death?"

He was walking around in the woods under the post, and it got dark before he knew it. In the dark forest, the lights were dark and the trees were mottled. He walked blankly in this darkness and felt that his life was like this forest. dark.

As he walked, a light appeared in front of him before he knew it.

Lights in the dark always give people a glimmer of hope. He staggered towards the light and saw that it was a small hotel by the side of the road. He opened the door and saw a man standing by the stove with his hands in his hands. Holding a kitchen knife, his lower body was shrouded in a large piece of holy light.

The man looked up and saw Yang Zhi's terrified face: "Fuck you with a green face! Are you a human or a ghost in the middle of the night!!?"

Yang Zhi was depressed and didn't emphasize that it was a birthmark, and he didn't pay attention to the man's strange and indescribable behavior: "Hello, is there a higher mountain near here?"

"Yes! There is Erlong Mountain at the other end! Why do you ask the mountain?"

"Save the house and go jump off the cliff."

The man grabbed Yang Zhi and pressed him in front of the wine table: "Student, don't be overwhelmed! Dissatisfaction in life always accounts for 9 out of [-]! You will encounter such and such ups and downs in life! Blocking balls hurts people! Stay away from the World Cup! There is no difficulty in life that you cannot get out of! Those ups and downs in the past will only make you a more glorious future!"

Yang Zhi's tears burst out suddenly, and under the blur of tears, the man who just did something indescribable became cute: "I'm so hungry...do you have something to eat?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The man went to the stove and brought out wine, meat and food, watching Yang Zhi gobble it up.

Feeling much better after eating, Yang Zhi bowed deeply to the man: "Dare to ask the benefactor's name! If the Sa family goes to Erlong Mountain to jump off the cliff and survive, the great kindness will surely be repaid!"

"I'm Cao Zheng," the man smiled calmly, "People in the Jianghu are called (beep——) sword ghost."

"...Brother Cao, why did your name in the world get silenced?"

"...This... Don't be so sharp with the first question! Let me ask you, the blue-faced man, who are the three leaders of the Three Kingdoms in Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"

"Liu Bei, Sun Quan, (beep——)" Yang Zhi was stunned: "Huh? The sound has been silenced."

"That's right! It's the silenced word!"

"Sajia understands! So when Sajia just entered the door, you were (beep——) that knife, so you haven't put on your pants yet!"

"Man, look." Cao Zheng smiled brightly: "I am the only one among the hundred and eight generals who has such a nickname that is sure to be harmonious, and (beep——) I just go if there is something wrong (beep—— ) Knife! Thinking about it makes me feel a pain in the ass. However, under such a bad setting, I still tenaciously survived until now, why don’t you have any reason not to live well?”

Yang Zhi's eyes filled with tears: "Brother Cao, what you said is... But the Sa family really doesn't know where to live in the future."

"Dare to ask where the road is? The road is at your feet!" Cao Zheng stretched out his finger and pointed in the direction of the western sky: "Why don't you open a small hotel here with me to do business and plan to spend the rest of your life in peace and love!"

"...The Sajia in the front all agree, but what the hell is the Enenaiai at the end!"

Cao Zheng squeezed Yang Zhi's hand and his eyes were hot: "Look! It's late at night in the middle of the night, lonely and widowed! I want to save you! Save your life! Save your career!! Save your love! !!"

"Save your sister! You clearly want to change the three views of the family, the orientation of the family, and the life of the family!!!"

"Long nights, I don't want to be with cold knives anymore!! I long for another person's warmth!!!" Cao Zheng rushed towards Yang Zhi across the table as he said that!Yang Zhi hurriedly lifted the table and threw Cao Zheng to the opposite wall!He cupped his hands in a panic and fled: "Thank you Brother Cao for this meal! In the future, the Sa family will surely repay you!"

There was still a large area of ​​black lights outside the house, and he staggered and walked without knowing the direction. He felt that this life was really stained with shit. Just now, he had a glimmer of hope for life, and in an instant, this glimmer of vision disappeared with lightning speed. up.

Where else can Sajia go now?Do you really want to go to Liangshanbo to find Lin Chong as the Taoist said?But when he saw Lin Chong, he would definitely ask his wife how she was doing, how should the Sajia talk about the ruin of this family!

Let the fate go, the helpless life, I have to go with the fate.He gradually ran wildly in the field, as if he wanted to break through the vast darkness and break through the shackles of this shit-stained life.However, the darkness seemed endless. In this darkness, his physical strength was gradually exhausted, and finally he fell headlong into the field and closed his eyes exhausted. . .

good night world.

Good night, life.

☆, 66 points 666

This life is really full of shit.

In a daze, someone's footsteps were heard, and that person approached Yang Zhi and lifted him up.

After an unknown amount of time, Yang Zhi opened his eyes in a daze, looking at a large piece of yellow feces on his head.

Is it really dirty?He sat up suspiciously and found himself on a bed, surrounded by a weird yellow room, and a fat monk was squatting at the other end with an expression of holding back shit.

He got up: "Namo Amitabha, although Sajia doesn't believe in Buddhism, can they reach the Western Paradise after death?"

The big fat monk replied: "Your sister Xi? This is the grocery store in Erlong Mountain!"

Erlongshan grocery store?Yang Zhi was stunned: "Sajia? Are you from Kansai, like the Sajia?"

The fat monk was also stunned: "I never expected to meet fellow villagers in this place!"

As the saying goes, when a fellow countryman sees his eyes tearful, Yang Zhi and the fat monk looked at each other with tears streaming down their arms. Yang Zhi said affectionately, "Don't ask, the Sajia family doesn't care about foundation."

The fat monk replied affectionately: "Sajia doesn't engage in foundation."

"That's great! It's still the simplicity of our Kansai people! But fellow countrymen! Pull up your pants first! This national live broadcast shows your big flowery pants!"

"Bring it up immediately!"

"My fellow, you have fallen to this point, and the Sajia asked you why?"

The big fat monk had tears in his eyes: "The Sa family is an abandoned person. The Sa family was originally under the jurisdiction of the Weizhou Jinglue Mansion. He accidentally killed someone and went to Wutai Mountain to become a monk. He was drunk and fought in Wutai Mountain and was sent to Tokyo University. Looking at the vegetable garden in Xiangguo Temple, he protected a brother who was dispatched in Tokyo and went to Cangzhou. The two officials returned to Beijing and sued him. Gao Taiwei sent hundreds of people to arrest Sajia, and Sajia set fire to the vegetable garden and fled here to concentrate on his work. Research Laxiang technology."

Yang Zhi also had tears in his eyes: "Sajia is also an abandoned person... Wait, this experience is so familiar to you! Aren't you the flower monk Lu Zhishen!?"

"Oh, it's Sajia! Who are you, fellow?"

"It belongs to the Sajia green-faced beast Yang Zhi!"

"Oh oh oh Sajia has heard your good name for a long time in the army!"

Yang Zhi waved his hand: "Don't bring up the past again, we are both fallen people in the world, if we are destined to meet in Erlong Mountain, let's jump off the cliff together!"

Lu Zhishen waved his hand: "Life is only a few dozen years, but pulling technology is infinite. Why do you jump off a cliff and die early in such a short life? We shouldn't devote our limited life to infinite pulling Let your life be immortalized in the Laxiang technique?" He thought about waving his hands around: "Look at this house, look at that cabinet, look at that stove! Every plant and tree here is pulled by the Sajia! The Sajia has only realized it so far. Brother Shi Jin, senior brother Zhiqian, and abbot Zhizhen’s true meaning of pulling Xiang! Brother Yang, try pulling a lump, maybe you can find the true meaning of life in it!”

"This...then Sajia...try it?" Yang Zhi scratched his head and took off his pants. He thought about the experience of his life. He practiced martial arts day and night since he was a child and devoted himself to reimbursement for the glory of the country. Tokyo became an envoy to transport Huashi Gang!Then came the birthday card again!My own martial arts are completely useless and I even lost my ancestral sword!Lived this life without leaving any trace of achievement. . .He pulled and thought and cried!

With his cries, something radiated a golden light!Following the golden light, a pile of fresh Xiang was pushed out by him!

"Oh oh oh oh oh!!!" Lu Zhishen was overjoyed!He took a shovel and shoveled it up, and saw that the bright color and details of the Xiang were vivid and lifelike!It was Yang Zhi's ancestral precious knife stabbing Gao Qi's ass!

Lu Zhishen held up the tufted xiang and praised it all over his face: "Brother Yang! You have a good technique in pulling xiang! This kind of art should be placed in the most conspicuous place and treasured for observation from time to time!"

"Really...Really?" Yang Zhi was at a loss as he looked at the shining golden Xiang.

"That's right! Brother Yang! You have finally left your own unique trace in this world! I believe this xiang can become a fossil and pass down through the ages!" Lu Zhishen lifted the xiang out and carefully placed it in the most conspicuous position in the living room!

Yang Zhi was so excited that tears filled his eyes: "Okay! From now on, the Sa family will follow Brother Lu to concentrate on training here! Put your limited life into the infinite pulling technique!"

Besides, after Yang Zhi left, Marquis Yu and the ten soldiers were still hung upside down on the tree. They hung like this for a day and a night, and they almost had a cerebral hemorrhage before a child came to play nearby and found them.

It was clear that Yang Zhi could help them untie the rope when he untied it, so he wrote a letter to Liang Zhongshu with hatred for Yang Zhi to report the robbery of the birthday guide, and wrote Chao Baozheng Wu Yong and even Yang Zhi's name on it. The way is that Yang Zhi and them should work together inside and outside.Liang Zhongshu was shocked when he saw the letter: "It's true that you know people, you know your face, you don't know your heart! An old colleague can do such a thing!" He hastily wrote a letter to Cai Jing to report the robbery of the birth plan, and sent someone to Jeju to order the Jeju government to arrest Chao Baozheng Wu Yong and Yang Zhi.

The governor of Jeju did not dare to be negligent, and hurriedly sent an arrester named He Tao to Yuncheng County, Jezhou to arrest people.

This He Tao hurried to the county government office in Yuncheng County, but saw that the entire Yuncheng County was sunny, except for a large cloud of dark clouds hovering around the top of the county government office, and it was pouring rain. He was surprised and bought an umbrella to hold it Into the county government.

The county magistrate of Yuncheng County was the newly appointed Shi Wenbin. As soon as He Tao entered the county office, he saw only a gentleman sitting alone in the county magistrate's position on duty.

He Tao hastily put away his umbrella and greeted: "Hello!"

The gentleman saw that the other party was also dressed as a gentleman and hurriedly got up to greet him: "Hello, hello!"

He Tao scanned around: "Where did the county magistrate Shi Wenbin go?"

"The county magistrate at that time stipulated that more than 53 thieves must be caught this month, so as to show the superiors their combat effectiveness, promotion and salary increase." Detailed chapter 69)

"The county magistrate Shi really took great pains for the security of Yuncheng County! Both of them went to make inspections, and Mr. Shi must have gone with them, right?"

"Oh, you asked the county magistrate? The county magistrate went to play qualifying, and he said that he must get the bronze three today."

"... I didn't praise him last sentence. Can I call him now? There are some important things."

"What's the matter? Please tell me. How dare you ask Elder Brother Gao's surname? When the officials find out about it, immediately tell the county magistrate."

"The villain is the Jeju government that arrested He Tao, and now Liang Zhongshu of the famous government has issued an arrest warrant for Chao Baozheng, Wu Yong, Yang Zhi, and five other people who robbed the birth certificate.

The gentleman said without changing his expression: "Wu Yong, Chao Gai, is not a kind person. Everyone in the county does not annoy him. He has not skinned him for doing such a big thing! Why bother to arrest him?" When the villain is on duty, the villain immediately gallops to report to the county magistrate!"

"Please, the sooner the better." He Tao watched the man run out of the county office, put on his raincoat and fly on his horse. It was strange to say that the dark cloud that had been hovering over the county office followed the man. They also left together.

Let’s say that Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, and Liu Tang are dividing up the spoils under the vines in the backyard of Chao Gai’s house. The three Ruan have already divided up [-] yuan and returned to Shijie Village. , the whole three people can't get rid of the [-] guan.

"Fifty thousand divided by three..." Gongsun Sheng fiddled with the abacus: "Probably 660 thousand 666 six points [-] six... the infinite loop of six."

Liu Tang looked at Chao Gai with tears in his eyes: "Didn't you say that you would also give me your share? Mr. Gongsun and I will share it equally and we'll be done!"

Chao Gai sighed: "You live and eat and drink for nothing at my house for so many days, can't you just share some hard-earned money with me?"

Bai Sheng crawled out of Gongsun Sheng's sleeve: "Wait, you seem to have missed my share!"

Wu Yong held the telescope and looked at the sky with a sad face: "Ah! I want a new telescope in my shopping cart! Ah! Today's weather is so good!"

At this moment, the clear sky suddenly turned cloudy, and when everyone looked up, they saw a large cumulonimbus cloud turbulently covering the sun!A large gust of torrential rain instantly drenched the four people in the courtyard into drenched chickens!I saw a man wearing a raincoat galloping across the backyard wall of Chao Gai's house, rolling his saddle off his horse and bowing in front of Chao Gai!

Chao Gai was surprised when he saw the man: "Why did Yasi Song come here in such a hurry?"

The gentleman glanced at the boxes of gold and silver treasures and knew it!He grabbed Chao Gai's hand and opened his mouth in a panic!This opening of the mouth can be described as shocking!I could only hear the righteous voice saying: "Foretell what will happen next! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, where the chrysanthemums bloom

Let's say a man in a raincoat flew over the backyard wall of Chao Gai's house, rolled his saddle, fell off his horse, and bowed in front of Chao Gai!The ensuing dark clouds brought the gust of wind and rain, and the four people in the courtyard instantly exploded into drowned rats!

Chao Gai was shocked: "Asi, why are you so cool on stage! There is no one in this book who can ride a horse and jump a wall in the wind and rain so cool! I'm so jealous!"

The man was wearing a raincoat, er, to emphasize here, it was a raincoat with translucent pink lace printed with countless cherry blossom petals!It is a must-have magic weapon for soft girls to travel in rainy days, and Meimei's cherry blossoms can also earn a lot of return rate in rainy days!

The gentleman raised his head and faced the camera in the storm!I saw his height. . .About 1.5 meters six, the face. . .It was as dark as it had been in the sun for ten or eight years in Sudan. . . (Sudan, the hottest country in Africa)

Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, and Liu Tang clung to the vines to shelter from the rain while chanting in unison: "It's so ugly...so ugly...it's so ugly...I'm sorry for that girl who is so ugly raincoat..."

"It's natural to be cool." The man said calmly, "Because I am the protagonist of this book, I love this book deeply."

"..." Chao Gai patted his shoulders with both hands: "Asi, even if you see so many gold and silver treasures flying into the hospital, I will not give you a penny of copper money, this is what I gave my life to get! "

"Where did you get it? You got it from Liang Zhongshu's birthday outline." The gentleman's calm words surprised Chao Gai: "How do you know!?"

"To be honest, the superiors have sent arresters to name and arrest Baozheng, Wu Yong, Yang Zhi, and a group of eight people! Fortunately, I was the first to bump into them today when I was on duty. Brother Chao, hurry up and take these people away! I have to hold on to the arrests! Farewell! !” The man clasped his fists and got on his horse again, pulled the reins and jumped out from the gap in the wall just jumped in!

Strange to say, as the man disappeared, the large cumulonimbus cloud also disappeared, and in an instant, the bright sun once again covered his face. . .Wu Yong twisted the rain on his clothes in his hair and asked, "Baozheng, who is that man? Why does he have a halo aura of the God of Rain?"

"That person is the protagonist of this book that is rumored in the Jianghu—timely rain Song Jiang! Xiaoyi Black Saburo!" Chao Gai stroked his beard and was proud of knowing Song Jiang.

"Oh my god! I've heard about the name for a long time and I just got to see it today! I didn't expect it to be so ugly..." Wu Yong scratched his head: "How did our affairs come to light? Why did they arrest me and Baozheng by name? What else is there about Yang Zhi?"

"It's not you!" Chao Gai slapped Wu Yong with a big ear: "It's written on your booth that you can find Zhi Duoxing for fortune-telling! Who is blind and can't see! Later, Chao Bao was on the left and right in front of the group of soldiers." Chao Baozheng called! But... who is Yang Zhi?"

"This..." Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Liu Tang all fell into deep thinking, who is this Yang Zhi?

"Are you all out of your minds?" They thought like this for 10 minutes, and Bai Sheng yelled out from Gongsun Sheng's sleeve: "Then Song Jiang wants you to run away! If you don't run away, what do you think about who is Yang Zhi?"

"Yeah, hurry up and run!" Liu Tang roared, "Brothers run away first and I will deal with the aftermath!"

"Brother Liu Tang is really loyal!" Chao Gai Wu Yong Gongsun Sheng was about to run away, and looked back at Liu Tangzheng who was trying to carry the remaining [-] birthday cards with affection: "Paris! I'm coming!' Jelly with shit! I'm coming!"

"It's cheating!" Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Shengdu ran back to pull Liu Tang: "It's agreed to split equally! You want to take it all by yourself again!"

"It was agreed that both of you will be mine! Another picky and stinky Taoist came out halfway and wants to share!"

"You are the only Taoist priest who pickles and smells, and your whole family picks and smells Taoists!"

Let's say that Song Jiang got off his horse as soon as he left Chao Gai's house, strolled emotionally in the rain, and arrived at Shi Wenbin's house after two hours.I saw that it was a newly built one-story western-style building. There were two stone-carved Pikachus at the door. When the door was opened, there was a toilet. Shi Wenbin was sitting on the toilet, holding a notebook and eating durian.

Song Jiang stepped forward and sang: "... the county magistrate is so upbeat! The door is not closed when you go to the toilet! Sitting on the toilet and eating durian! It is unprecedented!"

"Song Yasi! Just in time!" Shi Wenbin raised his head in surprise: "Every time I play this game, I feel younger! All my teammates call me a primary school student!" He looked at Song Jiangfei: "I really am Are you getting younger?"

"The county magistrate has always been very young! The county magistrate is always youthful and youthful!"

"Oh ho ho!" Shi Wenbin happily put the computer aside: "What's the matter with the prison office?"

"Reporting to the county magistrate, the Jeju government sent an arrester, saying that it was the order of Liang Zhongshu of the famous government to arrest the criminal who robbed the birthday card."

"Fuck!" Shi Wenbin was surprised and put the durian aside: "This is a big deal! Maybe you can get promoted! I want to catch those prisoners and deliver them to Master Zhongshu to Daming Mansion!" He didn't have any pants Without wiping his butt, he stood up in a panic: "Then where is the arrest! Take me to see him! The sooner the better!"

"Cha!" Song Jiang went into the toilet, covered his mouth and nose, put Shi Wenbin under his armpit, walked out of the room and jumped on the horse!The bleak wind keeps blowing and the pattering rain keeps flying!After a crazy jolt, Song Jiang rushed into the county government office and threw Shi Wenbin in front of He Tao!

Two hours have passed, that is four hours, and He Tao has fallen asleep on the chair. While he was half asleep, a fast horse broke through the door and a big wet thing fell on the ground like that. in front of myself!

Shi Wenbin was soaked through his pants and hadn't lifted his butt and wiped it!He was thrown in front of He Tao and quickly recovered!He approached He Tao with a hippie bear face: "Arrest your lord! Thunder Monkey!"

When I was half asleep and half awake, I opened my eyes and saw a drenched thing with no trousers lifted in front of me!That hippie smiling face, that swaying holy light in the crotch!This is really a nightmare scene!He Tao jumped up, covered the chrysanthemum with his left hand, picked up the chair with his right hand, and swung Shi Wenbin's face!

Shi Wenbin flew out with a graceful backflip 720 degrees and fell to the ground: "Good job arresting sir!"

He Tao leaned back against the wall before he dared to take off his hand covering the chrysanthemum!He held up a chair to defend himself: "Broad daylight! The world is bright! Where did the pervert come from!"

"He Zhizun, this is not a pervert." Song Jiang helped Shi Wenbin up: "This is the county magistrate you are looking for."

Shi Wenbin stood up nodding and bowing, the holy light flickered under his crotch: "Arrest sir! That's right, I am the county magistrate!"

He Tao was stunned: "Since it is the county magistrate... please put up your pants first, and then we can discuss the important matters ordered by the two masters."

"It's the arrest of the prisoner who stole the birthday card, isn't it! I'll immediately call all the soldiers and servants in the county government to ensure that the task is completed!" Shi Wenbin stood upright and saluted: "I'll immediately call back both Lei Heng and Zhu Tong. head!"

"Okay! First go to Chao Baozheng and Wu Yongjia in your county to catch these two thieves." He Tao still leaned against the wall: "Although you are a pervert, the county magistrate is not ambiguous in his work!"

"That's natural!"

"However, it's a bit eye-catching in broad daylight for the entire county's soldiers and servants to come out. Chao Gai and Wu Yong are extremely cunning, and I'm afraid they will scare the snake." Song Jiang held his chin seriously: "Not to mention the inspections by the two heads of Lei Heng and Zhu Dian. The scope is the whole county, which is unrealistic in this era without mobile phone radios. In my humble opinion, it is better to turn on the lights at midnight and kill them by surprise!"

"Okay! Unexpectedly, Yuncheng County is not big, but it has a lot of talents!" He Tao was overjoyed!

A staff member walked through the middle of the venue and held up a sign saying it was midnight.

I saw the county government office was brightly lit, Shi Wenbin, He Tao and Song Jiang were standing in front of the hall, and below the hall were Zhu Tong, Lei Heng and the sparse ten government officials and forty soldiers.

Shi Wenbin raised his hand: "The sun is shining tonight! The stars are shining tonight! Let's welcome Mr. He Tao, who was arrested by the Jeju government, to this Liuguang Avenue with warm applause!"

Zhu Dianlei sent ten yamen servants and forty soldiers to applaud.

"What kind of talent does Mr. He Tao plan to perform? Sing a song? Dance? Talk about a cross talk and do acrobatics?"

He Tao stood in front of the stage and said affectionately: "I am standing here to sing praises to my hometown! I want to sing "In the Place Where the Chrysanthemums Bloom" for everyone!"

Zhu Tinglei sent ten yamen servants and forty soldiers to applaud, and Song Jiang signaled the sound engineer to play background music.

With the sound of the background music, He Tao waved Shi Wenbin's PIA and flew away: "Made is mentally retarded!!! Why are you hosting a sneaky road? Aren't we going to catch criminals!!!"

"It's the lower official's brain twitch!" Shi Wenbin covered his face and crawled back to the stage: "Listen to me! You can predict what will happen next! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, earth turtle breaks the urn

Chao Gai's manor can already be seen from a distance.

Shi Wenbin looked at the real knives and guns in the hands of the soldiers, and sweat dripped down his face. He asked tremblingly, "Song Yasi, what kind of people are these Chao Gai and Wu Yong? clear."

Song Jiang replied deeply: "This Chao Gai is called the King of Tota, and it is said that he is the reincarnation of King Li Tian! If you throw a flying tower in your hand, it will stick to the opponent's face and you can't take it off! Immediately use suffocation to put him on the ground. Death! That Wu Yong is called Zhi Duoxing, and it is said that he is the previous life of Galileo! He is also well-versed in the art of war and strategy, and is best at the strategy of capturing the thief first and capturing the king! The combination of these two..." He looked worriedly at the time Wen Bin shook his head: "Oh..."

"...the whole army obeys the order!" Shi Wenbin trembled even more: "Zhu Tong Lei Heng!"

"The last general is here!" Zhu Dian stepped forward and bowed, only to see that he hadn't pruned his beard at all today, and the end of the beard was trampled under his feet and almost tripped him up.

"The last general is flying!" Lei Heng also stepped forward to bow, and saw that his wings seemed to have been upgraded today, with dozens of catties of neon lights on them, making Shi Wenbin's face turn red and turn green.

"The two of you lead those forty soldiers to protect me! The remaining ten yamen servants are for me to arrest Chao Gai Wu and wait for me!"

The ten yamen servants were stunned. They thought about the feeling of Xiangta sticking to their faces, and then collectively yelled and threw down water and fire sticks to make the birds and beasts scatter.

"What else can the yamen servant do besides shouting Wei-wu!" He Tao was furious: "That Song Yasi, do you know some martial arts?"

"The villain knows a lot about guns and sticks."

He Tao waved his hand: "That bearded Dutou! You lead twenty soldiers to block the front door of Chao Gai's house! That winged Dutou! You lead twenty soldiers to block the back door of Chao Gai's house! Kill me!"

"Decree!" "Decree to fly!" Zhu Dianlei yelled, Shi Wenbin's head was full of waterfall sweat: "Then the personal safety of the subordinate..."

He Tao drew out his waist knife and followed behind the army: "Let's leave it to Secretary Song!"

After strolling to the county magistrate's house for two hours, he deliberately suggested a night battle with lights on. Chao Gai and the others should have packed up their belongings and fled away.Song Jiang thought with peace of mind.

"What to do! It's already dark and this six is ​​still inevitable!" Gongsun Sheng fiddled with his abacus under the vine in a hurry.

"Just tell me everything! Leave all the money to me and we will still be good brothers!" Liu Tang was tied to the vine and struggled.

"It's already dark and the officers and soldiers haven't come yet, so that Song Jiang is not lying to us." Wu Yong rode on the vine and looked through the astronomical telescope.

"No, no, no, no... I can figure it out!" Chao Gai wiped the sweat off his face, and at this moment a blunt system voice came from the sky: "Enemy!" The army has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield!Push up the chrysanthemum! '

"There are still 30 seconds to reach the battlefield!?" All four of them were shocked!Wu Yong moved the sight of the telescope from the starry sky to the ground, and saw dozens of torches shaking brightly at the front gate of Chaogaizhuang!

"Too bad, the front door is surrounded by people!" Wu Yong panicked: "Baozheng! Do you have a back door, south door, or north door?"

"There is another back door! I'm afraid there is an ambush too! I regret not listening to Song Gongming's words! Now I am a turtle in a urn!" Chao Gai was heartbroken!

"Don't lose hope! Even if the front door is blocked and the back door has an ambush, it can break the urn!" Gongsun Sheng stood up with a righteous expression on his face!

"How did it break..."

With a resolute expression on his face, Gongsun Sheng said the shocking words: "Jump! The wall!"

Zhu Dian and He Tao led 20 people to the main entrance, while Lei Heng led 20 people to the back door. Zhu Dian stood in front of the main entrance and knocked lightly with his hands: "I'm disturbing you in the middle of the night! Is there anyone there?"

"Here we come!" A farmer opened the door and was taken aback by the situation outside: "Oh, Zhu Dutou! Are you looking for my master again?"

"Yes, yes! Last time he gave me imported beard shampoo, which is very useful! I'll ask for another bottle when it runs out! This beard won't be smooth enough, soft enough, fashionable enough, or trendy enough if I don't wash it for three days!"

"Okay, I'm going to call my master right now! Zhu Dutou wait a moment!" The farmer closed the door with a playful smile and turned around to make an announcement.

He Tao rushed up dissatisfied and kicked the door open: "What the hell, we are here to arrest people! Give them all to me!" He was about to walk in when he tripped and fell to the ground!He Tao looked down and saw that the end of Zhu Ting's beard was tied into a snare on his feet!And Zhu Tong took advantage of the situation and fell on him, pressing him firmly under him: "Oh, you pulled my beard!"

What a mentally handicapped teammate!He Tao angrily kicked Zhu Dian away!And Zhu Ting's beard is so floating, so soft and so elastic!The beard pulled Zhu Ting back like a spring, and stuck to He Tao's body again!

Zhu Ting grinned: "To recruit! It seems that fate does not want us to be separated to arrest the adults!"

He Tao angrily kicked Zhu Tong in the stomach again!The beard was like a springboard pulling Zhu Tiao back again!

Zhu Ting was blushing all over her face: "Don't try again to arrest your lord! The two of us have been bound by fate and can't be separated anymore!"

He Tao raised his foot again, he kicked Zhu Dian away and said deeply: "If it is fate that brought us together, then I will cut off fate!" He took advantage of kicking Zhu Dian away With a wave of his waist knife!The waist knife cut off Zhu Tong's beard in the middle!

"No!!!" Zhu Tong screamed and slammed onto the wall. He looked at the back of He Tao who got up and ran out and his broken beard burst into tears: "Chao Gai... for you to run away from me It's time to spend your blood..."

He Tao rushed into the living room, only to see two stunned farmers, rushed into the east wing, only to see two stunned mice, rushed into the bedroom, only to see two stunned mosquitoes, Enter the West Wing. . .He saw a figure on the west wall!

"Jump! Jump!"

Standing on the top of the wall, Wu Yong held the binoculars tremblingly: "Ya Die Baozheng, the wall of your house is too high! It's almost two meters! What if I fall with a protruding lumbar disc and become paralyzed!"

"You're going to have a herniated disc and hemiplegia, I'll support you!" Chao Gai stretched out his hand and pushed his butt in a hurry!

Wu Yong blushed: "Damn it, Baozheng, were you just confessing your love? You were confessing your love, right!"

"Your cousin, you should dance quickly!"

"If you don't jump again!" Gongsun Sheng put down the trolley, on which were piled two boxes containing [-] gold and silver jewels, and he pulled out his sword with a bang, "I'm going to use this sword to explode your chrysanthemum!"

"We found Chao Gai!!!" He Tao roared and charged up with a knife in his hand!Gongsun Sheng happened to have the sword in his hand and twisted around to clamp the waist knife!The swords collided in the night, sparks splashed!Wu Yong was so frightened that he turned around and jumped into Chao Gai's arms: "Ya Ya Die!