Water Xu Chuan

The gentleman who is elegant and butterfly uses his mouth but not his hands! "

Under the guidance of He Tao's roar, the twenty soldiers rushed over with torches and simple knives shouting!Chao Gai pushed Wu Yong on the trolley and started to run: "Brother Gongsun, retreat quickly!"

Gongsun Sheng blocked He Tao and the twenty soldiers from left to right to protect Chao Gai, just to prevent He Tao and the others from moving forward!They fought and retreated, and gradually came to the vines in the backyard again!Liu Tang was still tied under the tree and shaking, Gongsun Sheng took a step back and picked up Liu Tang, aiming his absolute holy light at the approaching He Tao and the twenty soldiers!

This sudden burst of holy light caused a strong blinding effect!Gongsun Sheng held Liu Tang and waved He Tao and the 20 people Chao Gai with a holy light and pushed open the back door of his house!

Outside the back door, Lei Heng was leading twenty soldiers blocking the door!Chao Gai was taken aback: "There is really an ambush! My life is over!"

Seeing Chao Gai, Lei Heng raised the simple knife in his hand high: "Chao Gai, little thief fly! Let me block you! I will let you bear my complete anger fly!" As soon as the words fell, Lei Heng saw A huge ball of light burst out from across the body!In the ball of light, the two big wings on his back burst open with a bang!

From the ball of light gradually protruded a pair of large mechanical wings covered with neon lights more than ten meters long like a long wall!Lei Heng held out his big wings and raised his simple knife in the ball of light and yelled at Chao Gai: "Die, fly!!!"

The author has something to say: Well. . .Tomorrow, August 8th, there may be a need to go out

In other words, there may be an update tomorrow. Of course, if you squeeze out time and have a state, try not to stop it, eh~

☆, make an emergency landing in Syria, Afghanistan!

The ball of light exploded!Lei Heng opened two large mechanical wings more than ten meters long covered with neon lights like a long wall!Lei Heng held out his big wings and raised his simple knife in the ball of light and yelled at Chao Gai: "Die, fly!!!"

"This is... the complete body of Lei Du's head..." Chao Gai's face was swaying red and green under the neon light effect of the wings!Lei Heng grasped the simple knife with both hands: "Profound meaning! The tyrant, the tyrant, the cool, and the world-destroying sword cut the fly!"

Chao Gai, Wu Yong, and Gongsun Sheng collectively uttered a mournful cry, put his hands on his head and crouched down: "My life is over!"

Time passed like this for 5 minutes, and everything seemed to be still. He Tao showed his face through Liu Tang's naked body behind the door in dissatisfaction: "You're killing me! You've been waiting for 5 minutes!"

Lei Heng said calmly: "I'm accumulating energy, fly!"

"...Store your energy... This is not some shabby online game to store your sister's energy... How long do you have to store your energy?"

Lei Heng replied: "It depends on the concentration of chakra in the air."

Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, and He Tao were stunned: "Your skill is ninjutsu...but in the air of the Great Song Dynasty...is there such a thing as a milligram of chakra?"

Lei Heng replied: "There are flies! It's just that you don't know how to use ninjutsu to detect it! My sword cut is the essence of the fly that the founder of Ju Nin Village, the generation of Kikukage, has learned all his life!"

Chao Gai Wu used Gongsun Sheng to spread out a map of Naruto on Liu Tang's back: "Where is Ju Ninja Village...? Why haven't I heard of it?"

He Tao waved his knife in dissatisfaction: "Where is Guan Juren Village? You can't use this special skill! Hurry up and chop up these thieves!"

"Yes Sir!" Lei Hengyan slammed his tongue and said, "Sir, please close the door and fly! The power of this special attack of the officer is overwhelming! If it hurts you, it will be bad for fly!"

He Tao hastily closed the back door of Chao Gai's house and locked the lock.

"Fuck!" Chao Gai, Wu Yong, and Gongsun Sheng knocked on the back door in shock: "This time I really became a turtle in a jar!"

"Chao Gai! Take the move fly!! Kurai!!!" Lei Heng roared angrily and then softened his whole body: "Ouch, I suddenly protruded from the waist..."

Chao Gai Wu Yong Gongsun Sheng was stunned.Wu Yong's eyeballs rolled around in his eyeballs. This Lei Heng and Zhu Nian are both excellent with Chao Gai on weekdays. This Lei Heng has big wings that are obviously inconvenient to move, and his skills are even hobbling, isn't it? Make it clear that you want to let them go?

In his heart, he was secretly happy to push the trolley with both hands and charged while roaring: "Run while his disc is protruding!"

Chao Gai Gongsun Sheng hurriedly picked up Liu Tang and followed the cart, and the twenty soldiers behind Lei Heng hurriedly raised their knives and guns to block the cart when they saw that the situation was not going well!At this moment, Lei Heng took a few steps back and leaned back: "Oh, these wings are really heavy..." Lei Heng took the two large wings of the imitation online game that were more than ten meters long and threw the twenty soldiers behind them like dominoes. All under the pressure!

And the wings pressed against the crowd to form an upward slope, Wu Yong pushed the cart up and raised his buttocks at the same time!A fart of power spurts out from the chrysanthemum!Chao Gai and Gongsun Sheng hugged the two sides of the trolley and stretched their bodies to form wings!Liu Tang leaned on the front of the trolley and arched into a triangle shape with his butt facing forward to minimize wind resistance!The whole trolley whized up this uphill into the sky like a glider!

He Tao and the 20 people hid behind the door and waited for the powerful special effects and shock waves caused by the special attack. After waiting for half an hour, they couldn't hold back anymore.He Tao unlocked the door and opened a crack to look out. He saw Lei Heng pressing all the soldiers to form a small uphill, and the prisoners who were to be arrested had long since disappeared.

He was so angry that he rushed to Lei Heng: "Where did you use your ultimate skill!??"

"Just when the villain finished storing energy and was about to release it, the villain's waist suddenly protruded! Fly!" Lei Heng twisted his crotch with a mournful face.

"I've been so unorthodox! What's more, it's either the waist or the crotch!" He Tao took a few steps angrily with a knife in his hand: "Then where did they go?"

Lei Heng pointed at the vast starry sky and the vast universe with a weeping face: "I don't know about fly..." He Tao kicked him involuntarily: "What a bunch of pig teammates! Liang Zhongshu won't return after asking Do I have to blame me? Come, someone! Arrest all the farmers in this village and bring them back to the county government for interrogation!"

Flying in the sky at night is a beautiful thing. There are stars above the head and the lights below the body rustle. I feel that my whole body is gradually becoming clear with the slowly receding bright spots above the head and below the body.

"Let me tell you," Liu Tang, who has been using his butt as the nose, said, "First of all, let me make complaints about these two chapters. I have been used as a prop and finally have a line of dialogue. Then, um... let's fly directly to Paris, okay?" good?"

Wu Yong twisted the chrysanthemum and the whole fuselage shook accordingly: "No, I don't have enough fuel in my intestines to propel me to Paris."

"We can do this," Liu Tang thought: "How about four people taking turns to be the thrusters? Then we can have four times the endurance and flight distance."

"So let me ask again, big brothers!" Chao Gai asked sincerely, "What exactly is fart power propulsion?"

"Fart power propulsion is to expel the gas in the intestines and stomach rapidly from the chrysanthemum to form a thrust to push yourself up, which is the principle of a jet engine. It is the most basic skill of a fighter in the author's book." Gongsun Sheng held the trolley with one hand and fiddled with it with the other. Abacus: "But even if the four of us can use fart power to propel, it is impossible to drive from Yuncheng County to Paris. We are very likely to make an emergency landing in Syria, Afghanistan because we have no power halfway."

"...Let's forget about the two forced landing locations. Then the question is, where are we going if we don't go to Paris?"

Wu Yong thought for a while: "Let's go to the Ruan's house in Shijie Village to avoid the limelight. After all, they are accomplices, and they certainly don't want us to be caught. Shijie Village is next to Liangshan Po. If officers and soldiers come to Shijie Village Let's go directly to Liangshanbo to join the group. What do you guys think?"

"For the time being, that's the only way to go." Gongsun Sheng nodded, "Then let's head towards Ruan's house in Shijie Village!"

Wu used the chrysanthemum to burst out a burst of stronger fart power to propel, and the whole trolley took the four people and accelerated towards Shijie Village.

This is a large stretch of reeds, and a small fishing village next to the reeds comes into view.Father Sun gradually got up, using the holy light that covered his lower body to illuminate and nourish all things on the earth.

"Author, it's a crime for you to describe it like this! Fuck, father-in-law can no longer look directly at the sun and sunbathe..." Ruan Xiaoqi walked out of a small three-story western-style building while protesting!

That's right!It was a small three-story western-style building!This Shijie Village is a small fishing village, and there are very common and simple fishermen's houses everywhere, but in the center of the village, there suddenly appeared a three-story western-style building with a very different style of painting!Ruan Xiaoqi came out in a neat suit and leather shoes!

He stroked his hair handsomely with both hands, took out a 1 yuan bottle of jelly water from his pocket and sprayed it to suppress his shock. A group of middle-aged and elderly women in Shijie Village surrounded the door screaming and cheering!

"Ruan Xiaoqi——!!!" "Brother Xiaoqi——!" A male voice penetrated the cheers and screams of these middle-aged and elderly women!Ruan Xiaoqi frowned and looked back and forth: "Who is it!? Didn't I say that I have a normal orientation and that men are not allowed in my fan club?"

Several sharp-eyed aunts stared blankly at the sky, Ruan Xiaoqi followed their gaze and raised his head, only to see a plane in the sky falling towards his small three-story mansion with its stinky farts!The nose at the beginning is Liu Tang's ass!

Only Chao Gai shouted: "Little Seven Brothers---!!! Wu Xuejiao has no farts to discharge---!!! We are going to make a forced landing in your village---!!!"

Ruan Xiaoqi calmly took out a 3 yuan gold fishing rod from behind!He used the fishing rod to compare the plane with his small western-style building: "Fuck, turn around for me so that I don't hit the three-story villa I just built!!!"

"Little Seven Brothers——!!! I'm sorry——!" I saw that the plane fell quickly under the effect of the earth's gravity!The sharp friction between Liu Tang's buttocks at the nose and the air seemed to have formed a shining meteor!The whole plane made a bang bang bang bang sound and poked into this small three-story western-style building!

☆、Innocent world!Loitering!

The plane pierced into the three-story small western-style building, and there was a clanging sound from the whole building. The plane seemed to penetrate several floors and ceilings, and finally scattered wildly on the floor of a certain floor.

Wu Yong felt the softness under his body in this mess. He raised his head and saw Ruan Xiaoer who was pressed under him in a suit and leather shoes.

Wu Yong got up and jumped on it and sighed: "As expected of Tai Sui... The texture and softness are really suitable for sofa cushions!"

Ruan Xiaoqi flew out from the side with a whoosh and kicked Wu Yong away: "Second Brother!!!"

Seeing Wu Yong's two big footprints on Ruan Xiaoer's suit, Ruan Xiaoqi burst into tears: "Do you know how skillful it is to put on Tai Sui's suit! You stepped on it!" How can you record a show with two footprints!"

"Recording a program...?" Chao Gai stood up, covering his head: "What program is it recording at the age of Tai Sui?"

"I, I, I, I want! I want to marry a daughter-in-law!" Ruan Xiaoer muttered the shocking words!

"That's right, it's time to find a wife for my second brother after I got the [-] yuan share! Now she is the most popular male number one on the "Tai Sui Jia Yuan" website!" With Ruan Xiaoqi introducing every inch of Ruan Xiaoer's fat All exude the brilliance of bilibili: "It will soon go to record SBTV's professional marriage and love program - "Don't Disturb If You Are Too Old"!"

"What the hell kind of website is that!!! What the hell kind of program is this? The screen is full of fat and meat, Tai Sui?? Thinking about the painting style, it's so intoxicating!!!"

"Tell me, what's the matter with you guys leaking my newly built small mansion and trampling on the suit I newly put on my second brother?" Ruan Xiaoqi took out a harpoon made of pure gold from behind!He gestured with the harpoon on Liu Tang's buttocks: "If there is nothing urgent, I will string up your chrysanthemums and dry them together with the fish!"

"What happened on Huangnigang was exposed." Gongsun Sheng got up from the ground, "To tell you the truth, the county magistrate led many yamen servants to surround Chao Gai's house, and I managed to escape."

"It was exposed?" Ruan Xiaoqi was taken aback: "Are we all wanted?"

"Not yet..." Liu Tang squirmed on the ground in horror and moved the chrysanthemum away from the harpoon: "Currently only Chao Gai Wu Yong and a man named Yang Zhi are wanted."

"Yo Xi!" Ruan Xiaoqi looked at Chao Gai and Wu Yong with a smile and showed his harpoon!

"..." Chao Gai and Wu Yong took a few steps back and leaned against the wall: "Brother Xiaoqi! Why are you smiling so creepily?"

"Only the two of them are wanted, so why don't we escort them both to the government? There may be a large reward from the government!"

"That's right!" Gongsun Sheng and Liu Tang Dameng slapped their thighs when they first woke up!

"Hey," Chao Gai and Wu Yong leaned against the wall for a moment and then cried out in horror: "Hey!!!??"

I saw a cold light passing by Ruan Xiaoqi and pulled out a platinum harpoon!The gold harpoon in his left hand and the platinum harpoon in his right hand rested on the throats of Chao Gai and Wu Yong respectively: "A Taoist priest and a Shamat! The rope is next to my newly bought gold toilet in the yard! Wait for them to be delivered to each other!" If you become an official, let's share the money!"

"Okay!" Gongsun Sheng and Liu Tang happily went downstairs!Chao Gai and Wu Yong were sweating profusely: "Ya Ya Die! Brother Xiao Qi, you just look at the brotherhood and the righteousness of the seven stars..."

"Dayi? Can Dayi be exchanged for food? Can he be exchanged for clothes? Can he be exchanged for this three-story luxury mansion? Tie it up and gag it! Send it to the official!"

Let's say that He Tao took all the tenants of Chaogai Village back to the county government for interrogation. Those tenants denied it at first, but they didn't know anything about it. Later, they couldn't stand the beating and had to say: "In addition to our owner, there is also Wu Xuexue from the Planetarium next door, that Taoist priest. I don’t recognize the one with red hair and bald buttocks, and there are two other people, one Tai Sui is the third brother of the Ruan family who sells fish in Shijie Village.”

"The fish seller in Shijie Village..." He Tao held his chin: "How far is Shijie Village from here?"

"If you ride a fast horse, it will take two hours." Shi Wenbin replied complimentingly.

"The subordinates of the organization followed me overnight to Shijie Village to arrest people."

"Sir, where is Shijie Village? How dare these fifty people go there?" Shi Wenbin shook his head: "Shijie Village is next to Liangshan Po, and there are giants in that Liangshan Po, and those giants cannibalize people. Yes! The people in the vicinity dare not approach them for fear that sometime the giant will rush out and catch them and eat them!"

"Giant?" He Tao became interested: "How tall is a giant?"

"There are two giants. One is taller and nicknamed King Kong in the Cloud. It soars into the clouds and pierces the atmosphere! The shorter one is called Touching the Sky. It can reach the clouds with its hand!"

"Give me some common sense, okay! Clean world! Wandering around! I am a great Song Dynasty! Where did the giant come from!?" He Tao took out the phone and shook it a few times: "Hello? Operator, get me the governor of Jeju grown ups."

Shi Wenbin was stunned: "The previous sentence was talking about common sense and emphasizing the Great Song Dynasty! Where did you get the phone? What about the operator, you, Great Shanghai in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

'Hello?Who is this? I am the Governor of Jeju. 'Shi Wenbin held his forehead in pain: "Oh shit, is it really connected?"

"Master Fu Yin, I am arresting He Tao."

'Oh, Xiao Taotao, what happened to the capture of the Birthday Bandits? ’ Shi Wenbin took off his hand in great pain: "Oh, I'm going to Xiaotaotao?"

He Tao made a quiet gesture in front of Shi Wenbin, and Shi Wenbin covered his mouth and tried not to complain: "Report to Mr. Fu Yin, the suspect has escaped, and after interrogating his farmer, he learned that there are three more suspects who are sold by Shijie Village. fish."

'Oh, Xiao Taotao, you can go to Shijie Village to arrest people. '

"Reporting to Mr. Yin, Shijie Village is next to Liangshanbo, and there are giants in Liangshanbo. There are so few officers and soldiers in Yuncheng County that there are not enough giants to eat!"

'Nani?giant? The governor of Jeju was shocked: "Give me some common sense, please!"Clean world!Loitering!Where did my majestic Song Dynasty come from? ?Xiao Taotao, wait a moment!I'll send some troops from the Survey Corps to help you catch them! '

Shi Wenbin couldn't help but spit out: "I emphasized common sense again and the Great Song Dynasty is about to transfer people from the Survey Corps in a blink of an eye! And Nima is teleported here!"

"Okay! Fu Yin is such a happy person! Just wait for the investigation corps to send over, and the officer will immediately order them to encircle Shijie Village!" He Tao said and kissed the phone receiver: "Mu! Oh, Simi? !"

From the other end of the microphone came the voice of kissing the microphone: "What!what!clatter! '

Shi Wenbin was completely demented, and a line of old blood spattered from the corner of his mouth.

"It's all right, let's go." He Tao waved to the fifty soldiers below: "It's none of your business."

"Thank you, sir!" All the soldiers sang a song, and the birds and beasts scattered, and it was time to go home and sleep after being tossed about in the middle of the night.Song Jianglei Hengzhu Dian followed closely behind and was still secretly delighted that Chao Gai and the others had escaped.

Just when they stepped out of the county government office, a gorgeous beam of light suddenly flashed in the county government office!In the beam of light, a large group of people from the Song Dynasty appeared with three-dimensional mobile devices!

Shi Wenbin spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Damn it, it's really teleported!?"

"A total of 52 people from the five teams and two leaders of the Northern Song Survey Corps came to assist He Zhizuo to Shijie Village to capture the thieves and encircle the giant!" The 52 people saluted He Tao in unison!

He Tao was overjoyed. He took a closer look and saw that the fifty soldiers seemed familiar. One of the two leaders had a beard that reached to the crotch. things cut off.The other leader was carrying two imitation online game wings studded with neon lights that looked like they weighed dozens of kilograms!

He Tao threw the table of the county government out of the way: "What the hell, you just changed your clothes, why did you appear again!?" His phone rang, and the voice of the governor of Jeju came from inside: "Funds! Funding, the same batch of group performance resources have to be used repeatedly to maximize the production funds. '

"This is a novel, not a film, and it's your sister's fee!!! I went to Chaogai Village today and didn't catch anyone, it's all because of both of them!!!"

"Then you don't want both of them to go with these 50 people, it's OK~" The voice of kissing microphone came from the other end of the microphone: "What!what!clatter! '

"What are you, sister, what a fool!!!" He Tao realized that the phone had been hung up, and he gave Zhu Donglei a helpless look: "You two should go home and sleep right away! I don't want to see you two again! The next 50 people rushed to Shijie Village with me overnight!"

☆、To kill a chicken is a very uncommon Japanese

That night, He Tao led the fifty soldiers equipped with three-dimensional mobile devices to finish Shijie Village.

kindness. . .I feel that it is necessary to check this device, after all, the giant of the forbidden base has been banned by Zongju.To put it simply, gas is used as the driving force, so that the combat field of individual soldiers can be changed from flat to three-dimensional, so that human beings can successfully cut off the back of the giant's neck.

The main components are the part for the rope, the part for the blade, and the part for the gas. It is probably like carrying a waist bag and two large rectangular boxes on the left and right.

He Tao rode a horse in the middle of the fifty soldiers, and saw the soldier in front of him open the big box on the left, took out a hamburger from it, and ate it.

He Tao was shocked. He turned his head and saw the soldier on his left opening the large box on his right, taking out a plate of rice and a bag of curry, and skillfully poured the curry on the rice.

He Tao was stunned. He turned his head and saw the soldier on his right opened the satchel behind him, and took out a huge plate from it. In the center of the plate was a small piece of ornately decorated French steak. The soldier poured himself a glass of red wine for himself. The knife began to slice the steak carefully.

He Tao was in a daze. He turned his head and saw the soldier behind him opened the satchel behind him, took out a small TV and generator, and put them on the horse's head. He took out the game chuck and handle from his satchel, and the soldier's face was illuminated by a voice coming from the small TV: "Little Overlord is having so much fun!" ' slogan.

"Um... May I ask what you put in your combat equipment...?"

The soldier in front of him had already eaten the hamburger and replied, "Snack."

"Supper! You stuffed your combat equipment with supper!! What should you do if you really meet a giant?? Become a giant's supper???"

The soldier on his left was jolting on the horse, and the plate of curry accidentally fell out and fell to the ground: "A man is iron, but rice is steel. If you don't eat supper for a whole day, you will feel uncomfortable and panic."

"Who taught you that iron can eat steel???"

The soldier on his right took a sip of red wine: "Sir, are you mentally retarded? Innocent world! Wandering around! I am a great Song Dynasty! Where did the giant come from!?"

"This line is what I said in the last chapter!!! Don't you need to pay me copyright tax for copying and pasting this line???"

The soldier behind him squeezed the handle tightly and replied: "Master Fuyin copied and pasted your line in the last chapter. If Mr. Fuyin doesn't want to pay taxes, we will ask for it? It's just a formality in Shijie Village. Take it easy, arrest your lord." He hurried up to He Tao and stuffed the 2P handle into his hand.

He Tao saw that it turned out to be a classic Super Mario!He was taken aback: "My God, I haven't rescued a real princess yet!"

"Hmph! If you want to save the princess, you have to pass my level first!" The soldier put on a dragon costume and spit out a fireball in an instant!

He Tao jumped high to avoid the fireball!He saw a Ganoderma lucidum on the ground in front of him, so he gobbled it up!He felt a scorching power surging in his dantian, and his whole body turned red and white!With a wave of his hand and a twist of his hip, two small fireballs shot out from the chrysanthemum!

The dragon also jumped up!He Tao saw the shadow of the dragon jumping on his head as if he wanted to step on him!He ran away from the shadow quickly, but the dragon spit out another fireball at the moment it landed on the ground!The fireball hit He Tao's ass hard!

He Tao instantly became several times smaller and became a villain!

"Ho Ho Ho Ho!!!" The evil dragon roared triumphantly!He Tao looked at the bridge under his feet and the tumbling magma under the bridge. He rushed to the other side of the bridge and cut the rope!The bridge broke with a crackling sound, and the evil dragon kicked its legs in the air for a long time and fell into the magma with a plop!

As He Tao walked forward, the sound of fireworks and cheers suddenly came from here!He saw the back of a princess in a pure white dress!He walked over and knelt down on one knee, and the princess turned around slowly to face him kindly!

I saw that the princess was about thirty to eight years old, or already forty to five years old, maybe she was already five years old.Oh no, there are two princesses here, with pale faces full of despair and beard stubble, tied to a stick like dead pigs and being carried by someone, with a rotten apple stuffed in their mouths.

He Tao blinked, and found that it was dawn, and they were on the side of the road next to a large reed clump. He looked at a landowner and a scholar-like uncle who was tied to a stick like a dead pig and threw the handle hard. : "Fake! Saved the fake princess again!"

"It's not about the fake princess anymore...these are obviously two uncles..." The soldiers watching around complained, only to see a group of people appearing in front of the team, the leader of which was a fierce-looking man with a fist in his hand. Holding a golden harpoon, he waved it again: "I repeat again, Ruan Xiaoqi, a good citizen of Shijie Village, has captured Chao Gai and Wu Yong's two thieves, and he is here to send him off!"

"It's so easy to get here!" He Tao laughed and got off his horse: "Yo Xi! Yo Xi! Good people! Great good people!" He stepped forward and pinched the cheeks of Chao Gai and Wu Yong : "Come here, take them both back to the county... Ya?" Just as he was talking, he spotted the most dazzling one among the crowd!

That's right, it's the one with the long red hair and BiuBiuBiu's holy light radiating from his whole body!He raised his chin: "This holy light looks familiar... It seems to have dazzled my eyes last night..." He turned his head and saw the Taoist priest, and he raised his chin with both hands: "This Taoist priest Brother... did we have a hand-to-hand fight at Chao Gai Village last night?"

Both Gongsun Sheng and Liu Tang were stunned: "Wow, it's so dark, why are you so careful!"

"It's not that you didn't look carefully. The problem is that you two are so outstanding! Come here!" He Tao held the handle of the knife with his hand!

However, before he could pull out his knife, Ruan Xiaoqi had already turned into a whirlwind!I saw Gongsun Sheng and Liu Tang being bound by the swift tortoise shell with two plops!Ruan Xiaoqi carried the two of them like a fish: "Ruan Xiaoqi, a good citizen of Shijie Village! We captured Gongsun Sheng, Liu and Tang's two thieves again! Send them off together with Chao Gai and Wu Yong!"

The facial muscles of He Tao's smile were about to twitch: "Yo Xi!!! A good citizen!!! A peerless good citizen!!!" He put his hand on Ruan Xiaoqi's shoulder: "If you are a good citizen of Shijie Village , Why don’t you provide me with some more information, and there will be a big reward!”

Ruan Xiaoqi showed a smile full of teeth: "Taijun! You want those information, as long as the villain knows, the villain will tell you all of them!"

"There are eight thieves who robbed the birthday card, namely Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Taoist priest, Shamat, Yang Zhi, and three fish sellers named Ruan from Shijie Village. Chao Gai Wu Yong Taoist priest Killing Ma Te has already been punished, so Yang Zhi and the three people with the surname Ruan in Shijie Village..." He Tao was stunned: "Wait! Who are you here? You are Ruan, a good citizen of Shijie Village Xiaoqi? No, you are from Shijie Village and your surname is Ruan? What a coincidence?"

Ruan Xiaoqi was stunned: "Sir, I don't know! There is a community with the same surname in Yuncheng County, that's right, Shijie Village! Everyone in our village is surnamed Ruan!"

"...Everyone in a village has the surname Ruan? This is difficult." He Tao frowned in annoyance: "Then put these four thieves on horses first, good people, you lead us into the village to investigate. fan."

"Hey! Follow your orders!" Ruan Xiaoqi promised, but beads of sweat broke out on his head. He walked in front of the team and led the team, thinking about what to do next.

Gradually entering the village, Shijie Village looks like a peaceful small fishing village. The small three-story western-style building standing in the middle of the village has become a landmark building.He Tao looked at the surrounding villagers and asked casually: "It is said that one of the eight people is still Tai Sui?" Ruan Xiaoqi broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this: "Ahaha... Maybe... .”

Gradually, he was about to reach the small three-story western-style building. Seeing the sweat protruding from Ruan Xiaoqi's body, He Tao felt suspicious. He rode out of the team and walked to the small room next to the three-story western-style building. There was a The uncle is looking around: "Hello, uncle!"

"Hello Hello!"

"May I ask your name?"

"Huh? I live next door, so naturally my surname is Wang."

"Isn't everyone in this village surnamed Ruan?"

"No, it's just the one next door, yes, it's just the three-story western-style building, and the three brothers' surnames are Ruan."

"Nani!!!??" He Tao turned his head and drew out the knife!I saw that Ruan Xiaoqi had already assumed the starting posture of a track and field athlete and rushed out, leaving behind only a puff of smoke!

☆, I want to eat a beautiful girl with a fine skin, tender flesh, good figure, high D cup and above, little loli!

I just ran away?

Ruan Xiaoqi fell into distress after rushing out of Shijie Village.

This three-storey small western-style building has just been built, and the matter was exposed within a few days?The second brother still needs to record a show, and the fifth brother is still paralyzed on the newly bought sofa. . .No, I have to go back and save them.

He stopped in his tracks, how can this Tai Sui and a dead person be saved?It's okay for the fifth brother to say, can the second brother's two to three hundred catties Tai Sui escape by himself after saving him?

"It's slipping so fast..." He Tao looked at the dust that Ruan Xiaoqi rushed out and turned his head to the three-story small western-style building: "If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple! Search for me!"

This is how to do?Ruan Xiaoqi looked back and saw that there were no pursuers, so he sat on the rock beside the water. Now it's not about whether to save him or not, or what should he do?

Just as he was thinking about it, he didn't realize that there was something softly touching in the reeds behind him, and raised a large sap high towards his head!

That big sap whizzed down with the whistling wind!Ruan Xiaoqi's head hit the Sap with a dull bang!Ruan Xiaoqi screamed and jumped up: "Fuck!?"

He turned around and saw that it was a lean man with a lot of reeds tied all over his body as a disguise. The man hurriedly apologized to Ruan Xiaoqi: "I'm sorry that the stick didn't knock you out! It's okay, I can buy one and get one free." ! This stick will definitely knock you out!" Then he raised the big sap again!

Ruan Xiaoqi stretched out his hand to touch the place where he was hit and got a slap of blood, and the sap smeared his face again in a blink of an eye: "Buy one, get one free, buy one, get one free!"

Ruan Xiaoqi took out the golden harpoon from behind to hold Sap: "Give it to your sister!!!"

When the man saw the harpoon, his eyes became straight: "The local tyrant's gold! How many meals can you get if you pawn it! Brother, you should be a villain! Next year, today, the villain will burn paper money for you! That's it!" Please go and die!"

Ruan Xiaoqi was depressed, and this strong man who jumped out suddenly made him furious: "Let me die!? Why don't you die!?"

A gleam of hope flashed in the man's starving and dazed eyes: "I still want to see my wife! So I must not die!"

"I'm afraid your wife is already dead!" Ruan Xiaoqi laughed while twisting her harpoon!

"Nonsense!!!" A flash of intense hatred flashed in the man's hungry and dazed eyes!The big sap turned into a meteor and smashed towards the face with a bang!

Ruan Xiaoqi was taken aback and blocked it with the harpoon. At the moment when the harpoon and Sap collided, both of his arms were shaken and numb, and the harpoon almost dropped!He was taken aback and turned around to run!And there was a sound of gas transmission behind him, it was indeed the legendary fart power propulsion!He turned his head and saw that the man held the big sap flat, thrust it forward with power, and pierced his asshole!

Ruan Xiaoqi let out a scream, and as the chrysanthemum spurted blood violently and fell to the dust, countless golden chrysanthemum petals were also scattered all over the ground. At this moment, Jay's charming voice came from nowhere: "The chrysanthemum is remnant~ Hurt everywhere~ your smile has turned yellow~~~'

The man picked up the golden harpoon excitedly, and even more excitedly found the platinum harpoon on Ruan Xiaoqi!Excitedly, he dragged Ruan Xiaoqi's ankle onto a small boat among the reeds. . .Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes were full of the yellowed smiles of Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu when his consciousness was hazy. . .

Where is this expert so cruel!Just throw chrysanthemums at a disagreement?My name in the world is well known anyway. . .This guy knocked me out with two moves. . . ?Second brother, fifth brother. . .Brother Shu seems unable to save you. . . . . .

Bumps, bumps, bumps, the boat seemed to travel a certain distance and he was carried ashore again, and there was a thunderous voice from mid-air: "Oh, you finally got us food today." Then something pinched Ruan Xiaoqi's body and lifted him up: "But... why is this person so ugly?"

"...Brother Du...No matter how ugly this is, it's still edible!"

"Are you kidding me! Food should be delicious in color, flavor and taste! I don't want to eat rough guys! I want to eat a beautiful girl with a D-cup cup and above, with fine skin and tender meat!"

From below came the sound of spurting blood