Water Xu Chuan

Yin: "Damn it, it's good to have something to eat! Raising a child is not easy, so don't just spoil other beautiful girls like Lolita!"

Ruan Xiaoqi felt something stuck to his face and sucked it for a long time, then the thunderous voice exploded in his ears: "This man still smells like fish!"

"The taste of the sea! The fishermen in Shijie Village know it! Eat it, eat it, it's definitely a delicacy!" Encouraged by the voice below, Ruan Xiaoqi felt a strong bad breath, and he opened his eyes only to see a sheet of blood in front of him. Big mouth!

"Wait, wait!!! Wait! Wait! WaitWait!!!" He panicked, but the bloody mouth movement didn't seem to stop at the slightest: "I know where there is a fine skin, tender body, good looks and good looks D A beautiful girl with a cup size and above!!!"

The bloody mouth movement stopped, Ruan Xiaoqi saw that he was lifted into the air, and in front of him was a giant's face!That giant is so big, one nostril can fit ten of them!

"Speak," accompanied by the thunderous voice was the giant's severe bad breath: "Where is there a beautiful girl with a fine skin, tender flesh, good figure, high D cup and above, a beautiful girl little loli?"

"It's in our Shijie Village! It's in that direction!" Ruan Xiaoqi pointed at the giant and ran out.

He carefully looked at the terrain in the distance and found that this was Liangshan Park. . .It is said that there is a giant living in Liangshan Po, so it is true!He sighed secretly. . .Is this the power of giants? . .With every step the ground trembles. . .Maybe we can use the power of giants to take advantage of the chaos to rescue the second and fifth brothers?

"Wait, wait! Chief Wang forbids you to go out of Liangshanbo!" the guy who was confused by Ruan Xiaoqi shouted: "Brother Song Wan! Go and stop Du Qian!"

"Ah? Xiaoqianqian is going out of Liangshanpo!?" There was a violent tremor, and a taller and bigger giant stood up!That head is a tall head straight into the sky!The giant's thunderous voice echoed above the clouds: "Where is Xiaoqianqian? Where is it? It's so white that you can't see anything?"

"Du Qian, Du Qian..." Ruan Xiaoqi muttered the name: "Brother Giant! Could it be that you are the legendary Du Qian who touches the sky?"

"Hey, it's me!" Du Qian said joyfully, "You're ugly, don't you think you have some knowledge?"

"Human ugliness smells..." Ruan Xiaoqi muttered a few words and didn't care too much. The giant's stride span was huge, and he stepped into the water in fifty steps and waded straight across!On the other side of the horizon, Shijie Village and that conspicuous three-storey small western-style building have gradually appeared!

"Brother Du Qian! That's right there! There are beautiful girls with thin skin, tender flesh, good looks, and a D-cup cup or more!"

"Okay!" Du Qian galloped over with even greater strides!

"Sir, we found this Tai Sui and a corpse in this building, as well as [-] guan of stolen money that has not yet been squandered!" Several yamen servants reported, beside Ruan Xiaoer who was tied up and covered with a mask. Ruan Xiaowu in a shroud.

"Terrible." He Tao sighed: "The three people in this building are brothers, why did a corpse appear? Could it be that the spoils were not evenly distributed?"

"Brothers killed each other for money... It's really sad..." The soldiers shook their heads and sighed: "What about the prisoner who escaped and Yang Zhi whose whereabouts are unknown?"

"Didn't you say that if you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple? These prisoners and their birthdays are all here. I'm not afraid that the two of them can run away!" He Tao moved a small bench and sat in the courtyard with great dignity Meaning: "What's more, this small western-style building is decorated in a luxurious and elegant style. Let's enjoy a few days here as a vacation!"

"Oh!!!" the group of soldiers cheered!The cheers shook the windows and the eaves, and the whole scene trembled slightly.

The group of soldiers finished cheering, and the whole scene continued to tremble.

"Ah...? Could it be... an earthquake?" He Tao stood up suspiciously, and the whole scene trembled more and more violently. . .

He Tao looked around, and finally his eyes stopped at the sky in the northeast. His expression was dull and his mouth grew bigger and bigger!

All the soldiers followed him and looked in the same direction, only to see a giant tens of meters tall running towards them!

☆、Dragon Ball Through Time and Space

Feeling the earthquake-like tremor under his feet, He Tao looked up at the northeast sky and opened his mouth: "The world is innocent, the universe is rogue, I am a great Song Dynasty... I didn't expect that there would be giants..."

The surrounding circle of soldiers also muttered: "Yeah... I feel like common sense... It's so far away... It feels like if I continue to stay here, even my life will fly so far away ..."

"...Hey! Are you trying to escape?" He Tao turned his head and saw the circle of soldiers riding on horses one after another: "Aren't you going to give your heart for mankind!? You are not the governor of Jeju from the Investigation Corps A professional giant killer transferred here!?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Arrest, we are just a group of extras, even if they wear three-dimensional mobile devices, they are still just extras!"

"Group performers also need to pay attention to professional ethics!!! Now that they are all on stage, don't act out of conscience with salary!!!"

The soldiers stared blankly at the giant who was getting closer and closer: "Playing your sister is a matter of life!" As they said, they turned their horses' heads upside down and fifty people threw away their helmets and armor and ran wildly!

"How can we practice group performances without professional ethics!!!" He Tao roared and looked at the discarded costumes and props here. He turned his head and looked at Du Qian with a resolute expression and picked up a three-dimensional mobile phone The device ran up head-on!

"The evil giant accepts it!!! For the reputation of the Jeju government!!! For the glory of the Great Song Dynasty!!!" He Tao pulled out his waist knife and pressed his hands on the mobile device!I saw two streams of bright red viscous liquid ejected from the part of the mobile device that should have ejected the rope!Surprised, He Tao dipped his hand and licked it and found that it was tomato sauce. . .

He opened the satchel that was supposed to hold gas behind him with his hands!There was a huge pile of chips overflowing inside. . .He threw the knife out and grabbed a handful of french fries, the box on the left and right sides of the device automatically sprayed a stream of ketchup, he tilted his head and stuffed the french fries into his mouth: "Ouch When was this fried, it's not crispy anymore..."

The size of the giant is very huge, and it looks like a skyscraper at a closer distance. He Tao squatted down while eating French fries and covered his head with his hands and French fries: "If you can't see me, you can't see me." Not to me..."

Du Qian really didn't see him, Du Qian only felt that he seemed to be stepping on something extremely elastic under his feet, and this kind of thing happened often so he didn't care.

So He Tao and the pile of French fries were stepped into a huge footprint with a puff, and he looked at the sky flat and embarrassed, showing a smile like the mascot of the Rio Paralympic Games: "I really didn't see me. . . ”

Ruan Xiaoqi was put on Du Qian's shoulder and looked at the fleeing officers and soldiers just showing a triumphant smile. At this moment, Du Qian stopped in his tracks: "Where's the beautiful girl you promised?"

Ruan Xiaoqi blinked his eyes for a long time: "Uh..." He pointed to Ruan Xiaoer who was tied to the ground by officers and soldiers and Ruan Xiaowu who was covered with a shroud: "Brother Du, have you ever heard of Dragon Ball?"

"I've heard that if you collect all seven, you can summon a dragon to fulfill one of your wishes."

"That's right! Brother Du, how can you be satisfied with one meal? If you want to pursue it, you have to pursue endless delicious food!"

"Oh oh oh oh! But I've been hungry for days! That Lin Chong is such a waste that no one can catch him! It made me lose my food and clothing! Where is the inexhaustible delicacy?"

"So we have to collect all the dragon balls! Make a wish to the dragon, and every day when Ge You is paralyzed in the water, food will fall from the sky!"

"Oh oh oh!! But where is the Dragon Ball? This is not the world of Dragon Ball!"

"Although this is not the world of the Seven Dragon Balls, the seven Dragon Balls traveled across time and space and came to our Great Song Dynasty!" Ruan Xiaoqi vowed, "It's just that they transmigrated and transformed into human forms!"

Du Qian was taken aback: "Turned into a human form!!?"

"That's right! I'm actually one of them! I sensed the reaction of my companions!" Ruan Xiaoqi pointed to Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu: "Yes, it's the two of them! Take them back to Liangshanbo!"

"Oh oh oh!!!" Du Qianping stretched out his left palm and stretched out his right arm, carefully pinching Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu and placing them on his left palm.

Ruan Xiaoqi let out a sigh of relief, and then fooled him to find a place to let the three of us go, and it was done, thanks to this giant's IQ is worrying.

Du Qian put Xiao Er Xiao Wu on his left palm and looked at Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Liu Tang, who was tied into rice dumplings, and blinked: "Why are the four of them also tied up? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven." , the four of them plus the three of you make up the Dragon Ball?"

"...Hey!? The four of them are just innocent passers-by! Just let them lie there!"

Du Qian squeezed Ruan Xiaoqi: "Okay! You don't want me to get all the seven dragon balls to enjoy the endless deliciousness!"

"Hey!? The villain is wholeheartedly for Brother Du!"

"He lied!" Gongsun Sheng got rid of the rope and stood up!Bai Sheng was lying on his shoulder, holding a piece of rope and grinding his teeth. . .Gongsun Sheng pointed to Ruan Xiaoqi's aura of righteousness pouring out from the chrysanthemum: "Put the seven of us in the village of Liangshan to summon the dragon! That guy is lying to you! Big Brother Giant! You Look, that guy looks so ugly, he looks like he has the worst character in Dragon Ball!"

Ruan Xiaoqi spit out a mouthful of old blood with a puff: "Fuck, this world is still letting people live, and fooling people has to look at their faces!"

Du Qian saw that it was indeed true!The Taoist priest in front of me has a fairy-like face, and there is a sense of righteousness in the chrysanthemum!And the guy in his hand had a fierce look on his face and a fishy smell!

Gongsun Sheng said with 12 points of sincerity: "Brother Giant! Let us all be sent to Liangshan Po Dazhai to summon and try it out, and we will know who is telling the truth and who is telling lies!"

Ruan Xiaoqi rolled her eyes: "Try it and you will know that we are both fools..."

"Okay, okay!" Du Qian smiled and picked up Gongsun Sheng and other four people into his left palm. He turned around and walked in the direction of Liangshan, as if heading towards a bright future!A burst of cheers that resounded through the sky broke out in his mouth: "I am coming to the glorious day when Ge You can paralyze in the water and eat countless beautiful girls——!"

There was a sound of earthquake-like footsteps and thunder-like howls in the distance, and Wang Lun rolled his eyes and opened them from his sleep.

He let go of the custom-made inflatable doll that looked like Chai Jin, put on his clothes, and picked up the big electric horn.

Wait a minute, that's what Chai Jin looks like! ! ?Chai Jin, who was hundreds of miles away, couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine and sneezed.

Wang Lun, dressed in fluttering white clothes, was about to push open the door of the cottage, and the moment he was about to open the door, the roof of the cottage was lifted!I saw Du Qian threw the cottage cover aside and shouted excitedly: "Xiao Lunlun, I have collected all seven dragon balls!!!"

This strong sound wave from zero distance pushed Wang Lun to the ground!Gongsun Sheng jumped down from Du Qian's hand and helped him up: "This person in white clothes is very imposing, he must be Wang Lun, the legendary leader in Liangshanbo who raised two giants, right? "

Wang Lun rolled his eyes: "Who are you? Do we know each other?"

"Poverty Daoist Gongsun Sheng, people in the Jianghu are called Yunlong. This is the first time that Pindao and the leader have met."

Wang Lun rolled his eyes violently: "Xiao Qianqian! Eat up this stinky Taoist priest!"

"Hey." Gongsun Sheng was stunned: "Hey——? Pindao brought these people here to join the gang!"

"Okay, okay, I understand, so don't disturb my tryst with Xiao Jinjin in my dream, Xiao Qianqian hastened to eat him!"

"Hey—?" Du Qian also made a long and unhappy voice: "How can I eat the dragon ball? I still want to make a wish to the dragon!"

"Dragon Ball? Shenlong?" Wang Lun blinked: "Where is it? I want to make a wish to be with Xiao Jinjin forever and ever!"

"It's right here! The Dragon Balls traveled through time and space and transformed into human figures in the Great Song Dynasty!" Du Qianping stretched out his palm to reveal Chao Gai and the other six people in his palm. Chao Gai and the other six people all bared their big white teeth and smiled awkwardly.

Wang Lun was stunned. He stretched out his hand and pinched Gongsun Sheng's cheek: "Foretelling...what will happen next...listen...next time...break it down..."

☆、Looking back and smiling gives birth to Baimei

Wang Lun stretched out his hand and pinched Gongsun Sheng's cheek: "You seven are the legendary Dragon Balls that transformed into human form?"

Gongsun Sheng smiled and whispered flatteringly while being pulled, "It's just a lie to the giant to take us here, don't take it seriously, Chief Wang."

Wang Lun nodded and said loudly to Du Qian, "That's right! These seven are the Dragon Balls transformed into human figures!"

"Hey." Gongsun Sheng was stunned.

Du Qian jumped up for joy: "Wow! Ge You can enjoy endless food in the pool!"

"But if you want to summon the dragon, you must refine these seven people back to their original form!" Wang Lun turned around and lifted out a big barbecue grill!He put on a small Uyghur cap and put on two big beards!Sprinkle fresh charcoal fire on the barbecue grill and raise a thick iron stick!

Wang Lun held the iron stick eagerly: "Mr. Gongsun! Please lift up the chrysanthemum and let the villain refine you back to your original shape!"

Gongsun Sheng hurriedly protected the chrysanthemum and took a few steps back: "Lian your sister, isn't this the Xinjiang big skewer!!!"

"Your Excellency, the seven people are formed by the illusion of Dragon Balls. As the saying goes, true gold is not afraid of fire, let alone Dragon Balls?"

"But the pindao's night watching of the stars, the king's leader ordered Ziwei to condense the breath of all things! Why don't the king give me a demonstration?" Gongsun Sheng pinched the iron sign, Chao Gai Liu Tang from Du Qian jumped down and grabbed Wang Lun's arm!

Wang Lun struggled but couldn't break free, Chao Gai and Liu Tang swiftly trapped him into a rice dumpling with a rope: "Xiao Qianqian, eat them for me!!!"

"But master, if I eat them, how can I make a wish to Shenlong..."

"As long as you eat their dragons, they will come out of your chrysanthemums..." Wu Yong rushed forward and covered his mouth: "The seven of us will be lucky to the dantian immediately! Put the dragon ball in your body along this chrysanthemum Get angry!" As he spoke, he took out an apple from nowhere and stuffed it into Wang Lun's mouth!

"Oh oh oh... But what does the master want to say in the second half of the sentence? As long as I eat your Shenlong, I will get my chrysanthemum..."

"That sentence is just a half-knowledge of Dragon Balls! Dragon Balls really need you to eat to summon Shenlong!" Wu Yong pushed Wang Lun to the ground!A spotlight suddenly hit him!I saw him shaking his head, wagging his tail, moving his dantian, raised his head, chest and abdomen, and danced wildly, then raised his buttocks and farted in Wang Lun's face: "I have forced the dragon ball in my body into your master's body!"

"Oh oh oh!"

A spotlight shone on Liu Tang!I saw Liu Tang standing on tiptoe and spinning endlessly to stir up Swan Lake!He gracefully spared Wang Lun for a circle, and then pasted the glorious 'Dragon Ball' on Wang Lun's face.

A spotlight shone on Chao Gai!I saw Chao Gai's soles hitting the floor crisply!The whole audience jumped up in this rhythmic percussion!That's right, this is the legendary tap dance!Chao Gai kicked for 1 minute, gracefully kicked in front of Wang Lun, and smeared the sacred "Dragon Ball" on Wang Lun's face.

Two spotlights shone on Ruan Xiaoqi!I saw Ruan Xiaoqi raised Ruan Xiaowu!A fire truck sprayed water on the whole scene. Ruan Xiaoqi held up Ruan Xiaowu and danced the famous "Singin' in the Rain". Finally, with the cheerful rhythm and rain, Gene Kelly and the umbrella in his hand will The brilliant and bright 'Dragon Balls' both stuck on Wang Lun's face.

Two spotlights hit the entire scene!I saw a large piece of scorched yellow clouds condensed into a majestic big ship!"My Heart Is Eternal" came from the backstage, and I saw Gongsun Sheng standing on the bow of the boat holding Ruan Xiaoer in his arms. Drive to Wang Lun.

"Boss Wang...I just came to Liangshanbo to find a place to live." Gongsun Sheng leaned down and whispered, and then picked out the apple from Wang Lun's mouth.

"Xiao Qianqian!!! Eat them!!!" Wang Lun roared!

Gongsun Sheng stuffed the apple in with a flick of his hand, turned around and Ruan Xiaoer stuck the shiny 'Dragon Ball' on Wang Lun's face!

"The seven dragon balls have been gathered! Brother Du, as long as you eat your master Shenlong, he will be summoned to burst out of your stomach!"

Du Qian was stunned for a moment: "But wouldn't I just eat the master?"

"If you think about it this way, this master won't allow you to go out of the Liangshan Pond, and he can't even satisfy you with food and clothing! As long as you eat it, the master can lie in the water every day and wait for food!" Ruan Xiaoqi looked and saw that he was lying in the reeds His sap man stood up!

"Yes, yes!" Du Qian was extremely pleasantly surprised!He picked up Wang Lun and swallowed it in one gulp: "When will the dragon come out of the chrysanthemum!?"

"This..." Both Wu Yong and Gongsun Sheng were silent, and the sap man stood up again: "Just wait, the dragon will come out naturally when the time comes!"

"Oh oh oh!" Du Qian jumped away happily, and Chao Gai clasped his fists at the man: "Thank you for your help! But this dragon ball doesn't exist, so when the giant shits, don't you have to come back and make trouble for me?"

"Don't worry, giants don't have a digestive system, so they can't shit." The man also clasped his fists together: "See Chapter 59!"

"Then I don't worry. I don't know where the strong man came from, where is the fairy mountain, what is the name of the cave mansion? Would you like to build a house with me in Liangshan Po, raise pigs, farm the land and have children?"

"I'm from Tokyo. My surname is Lin and my name is Chong. People in Jianghu call it Leopard Head. This Wang Lun is narrow-minded and only asks the villain to find food for the giant. If he catches one person, he will share half a steamed bun with the villain... The villain is willing to build a house with you. Raising pigs and farming! But let’s let the villains go when it comes to having children..."

"It turned out to be the head of the 80 Imperial Guards in Tokyo!" Chao Gai, Wu Yong, and Gongsun Sheng showed a shit-eating expression at the same time: "I have seen you for a long time! It's a pleasure to meet you! Let's build a house in Liangshanpo, raise pigs, grow land and have children! "

"Let's forget about giving birth and so on... The villain is not gay! The villain who mentions having a child will turn his face!"

"Building a house, raising pigs and farming well is the only way to build a house, raise pigs and farm..."

"Birth...?"

"That's right, give birth." In front of her was a wrinkled, 70-[-]-year-old woman holding an umbrella. She was a well-known matchmaker Wang Po in Yuncheng County.

"I'm busy with business all day long and my old father has to take care of me. For now, let's forget about getting married and having children." Song Jiang shook his head and pulled off a curtain, and the scene changed from Liangshan Po to the noisy market in Yuncheng County.

"I know Yasi is the world-famous Timely Rain, Xiaoyi Black Saburo, but there are three types of unfilial piety, don't you think it's better to have no offspring? This girl is from Tokyo. Her father died of illness a few days ago, and only With her orphans and widows, she can't even sell a coffin..." Wang Po said, a thin figure holding a pink paper umbrella and covering her face slowly walked out from behind the scenes.

'The first female guest is on the stage! 'The introductory language came from behind!I saw a row of beautiful selfies listed on the big screen: 'Yan Poxi!From the big city Tokyo Bianliang!At the age of eighteen, she is quite beautiful! '

"Uh..." Song Jiang looked at the selfies on the big screen and held his chin: "Have you never posted these selfies?"

"Oh, the person I introduced to you! How could the photo be uploaded!" Wang Po smiled playfully.

"Then..." Song Jiang tidied up his face and raincoat, and looked at the person under the pink paper umbrella with piercing eyes: "Hold the umbrella higher, let me take a look."

I saw that the woman raised the umbrella high, and saw that the woman's face was wrinkled and covered with thick layers of foundation like frosted donkey dung, her big red lips and big scarlet blush looked like freshly washed The monkey's buttocks, the eyes that turn around, the smile that shows the big teeth at the corners of the mouth scared Song Jiang's three souls free and seven souls to wander, and even the photographer's camera lens was cracked: "What the hell is it called no P???!!!”

Wang Po was stunned for a moment and then continued to smile: "Ah, Yasi was shocked, this is the female guest's mother."

"... how can there be a blind date show where the mother will appear instead!?" Song Jiang didn't dare to look at the female guest's mother, he took out 20 taels of silver in his pocket for a long time: "Go to the county east funeral parlor to buy a coffin shroud for your husband .”

"Asi is really the father and mother of reborn parents! Repay Yasi by being a donkey or a horse!" The female guest's mother smiled at Song Jiang again: "Oh, yes! My husband's surname is Yan, just call me Yan Po. "

Song Jiang held his forehead in pain: "There is no need to repay... I have nothing to do, I will go back to my residence..."

"Let's go, Yasi!" Yan Po bowed and turned her head to look back at the camera with a smile and gave birth to Baimei: "This chapter ends here, and I can predict what will happen next..."

The author has something to say: I am relieved, I finally wrote it, it is really difficult to write with so many characters

☆, lying on the ground for a whole chapter

Raindrops, tick-tock-tick-tick.

Song Jiang wore a raincoat and walked towards his residence against the cumulonimbus clouds.

To be honest, he doesn't really like the cumulonimbus cloud above his head, not only does he follow wherever he goes, but he also keeps talking, thanks to it, he didn't take a single physical education class during the nine years of compulsory education!

Song Jiang walked on this lonely long street, and inadvertently glanced at the child behind the window of the residential house.

It was a child about seven or eight years old, with a naughty little whip on his head, looking out the window eagerly.

This glance reminded him of those nine years of physical education class. He could only lie on the glass of the classroom, watching the children playing football and basketball on the playground in the distance, leaving an unwilling feeling with the cumulonimbus on the roof of the classroom. tears.

Song Jiang patted his raincoat and made a grimace: "Hey! I have a raincoat! You don't have one! You can't come out to play!" He turned his back to the child and patted his buttocks: "Come here! Come bite Me, you come and hit me!"

The children in the room cried with a whoosh!Song Jiang seemed to hear the footsteps of his family in the house!He turned into a phantom and got into the alley next to the house!

"Why are you crying?" The adult of his family leaned over the window to see if he saw anything, so he turned his head and shouted at the child: "Hold back!"

"Hey." Song Jiang made a scissors hand to the camera, and then walked out from the alley.

The alley was a gap between two rows of houses, and there was barely an eaves. After walking out of it, the rain fell on his head like that.Song Jiang touched the raincoat with his hand and found that the hat of the raincoat was lifted from his head, probably because he was too fast when he got into the alley just now, and the wind lifted the hat.

Thinking like this, he stretched out his hand to touch the hat behind him, and suddenly a pink sky appeared above his head.

"Unexpectedly, Mr. Yasi still has the pleasure of bullying other people's children." A gentle voice sounded from behind, and Song Jiang was taken aback. He turned his head and saw a unique peach heart special effect!

In this unique peach heart special effect, the female guest's mother's wrinkled face, thick foundation, red lips and big gaping teeth are exposed! ! !

The child had just been beaten up by his parents, and he leaned against the window and picked up the slingshot, intending to slap him in the face if he saw that person again.However, he saw the female guest's mother spin and fall and hit the window, with a slap mark on her face.

The female guest's mother collapsed on the ground and opened her mouth to the child: "Tellmewhy?"

The child was frightened, and the child opened the slingshot to the female guest and her mother's shocking face was covered with mud.

Song Jiang was frightened, he slapped the female guest's mother away, the pink umbrella fluttered out of his hand, and as the raindrops fell on the ground, Song Jiang's slap stopped there, his whole body was like a wood carving Like a stone sculpture, he forgot to breathe, forgot his heartbeat, and forgot to wear a hat, and the raindrops bloomed on his head non-stop.

A person in the alley smiled sweetly, and the gentle voice came out again: "Unexpectedly, Mr. Yasi still has the pleasure of fanning other people's mothers away."

Song Jiang smiled awkwardly: "Ahahaha...there is a fly on Mr. Lingtang's face."

"How can there be a fly on someone's face in heavy rain?" The man blinked: "Why is Master Yasi staring at the slave's house? Could it be that there is a fly on the slave's face?"

"No...you have a...a butterfly on your face."

"Butterfly?" The man took out a mirror and looked at it: "No."

"Just now, just now, it flew away!" Song Jiang buttoned up the hat of his raincoat and turned his gaze away: "It's no coincidence that you and I met... May I ask where Fang Minghui lives?"

"My family name is Yan, and my name is Poxi."

"Oh! It's the female guest on the show hosted by Wang Po just now? Yan Poxi... What a strange name."

"What's so strange? My father died of illness, and my slave's house is what my mother cherishes most."

"Oh oh oh! I'm sorry for your impoliteness." Song Jiang scratched his head with a smile, not knowing what to say and what to do next, and the whole venue was filled with a lot of embarrassment with the rain. . .Just when he was at a loss what to do, he saw Yan Poxi hooking her fingers at him.

"..." He walked towards Yan Poxi in some confusion.

Yan Poxi put her face close to Song Jiang's and raised his chin with one hand: "Master Yasi is still single?"

Song Jiang's heart beat faster: "Yes, yes!"

"Lord Yasi promised my mother 20 taels of silver to order a coffin for my father. Such a great kindness must be repaid to you!"

Song Jiang's nostrils sprayed out pink happiness gas!The 20 taels of silver are worth it!He seemed to see all the people in the house jumping out and shouting loudly: "I promise you with your body!"Promise with your body! !Promise with your body! ! ! '

Yan Poxi smiled sweetly in the background sound: "Master Yasi recognizes Zhang Wenyuan?"

Song Jiang blinked, and a handsome figure in an official uniform with a slightly hunched back appeared in his mind: "Zhang Wenyuan? Xiao Zhangsan who posted a letter in the county government?" (Post letter, official position. Xiao Zhangsan is a nickname. )

"That's right it's him!"

"...What does it have to do with him?"

"Master Yasi, do you know how long Master Sticker has been working with you?"

"It's been... three to five years."

"That's right! This is love for a long time!!" Yan Poxi said and took out a pink love letter with a red heart from her pocket: "Master Poster is sorry to hand it to you in person, so I'm asking me!!!"

Song Jiang vomited 250ml of blood on his back: "Damn it, you were on a dating show just now, don't you plan to plan for your lifelong event?"

"I have already learned the art of telling fate from Wang Po, and I will soon become the next generation of Yuncheng County matchmaker wow! This is my lifelong event wow haha!" Yan Poxi looked up to the sky and laughed wildly. After laughing, she felt a little out of control : "Oh, my family was really rude just now."

Song Jiang held his forehead in pain. . .That Wang Po has matched countless couples, but she has been single for a lifetime. . .This Yan Poxi inherited Wang Po's mantle?What's more terrible is that it's a good thing that the lady-in-law is matching a couple!What kind of pure love is this Yan Poxi here to match?

"Girl, listen to my advice." Song Jiang Yizheng spoke righteously: "It's better not to learn from Wang Po! She has been single all her life! There is no limit to the sea of ​​suffering, and it will be the shore when you turn around!"

"What? You don't like Mr. Tieshu very much? Mr. Yasi is kind enough to spend money all over the world, and there are many people in the county who like you!" Yan Poxi smiled and took out another hardcover love letter from her pocket: "This one The letter was written by Tang Niuer, who transports vegetables in the county! It is said that he lost his business back then and lost his soul, or that Mr. Yasi gave him the capital for nothing! He regards Mr. Yasi as the source of his life into a well-off life! Still single! But he is also embarrassed, so please also ask me!"

Song Jiang vomited 250ml of blood on his back again: "Why is there him! It's enough!"

"That's right, Lord Yasi is the most popular man in the county! Are the above two not shocking enough to touch Yasi's heart?" Yan Poxi laughed wildly and took out two love letters as thick as bricks from her pocket: "Lao Tzu There are almost half of the county's men entrusting me to hand over the love letter to Mr. Yasi!! There are even many married men!!!"

Song Jiang vomited 250 liters of blood on his back like a blowout: "This world is too scary, I'm going home to sleep, goodbye, good night, Simi, GoodByeAddio!!!"

The blood vomited up to the sky formed a unique oral thruster!Song Jiang sprayed blood and sprayed himself in the direction of the residence!

"Did you run away? Stop it for me!!!" Yan Poxi waved the pile of love letters and chased after two steps, but found that she couldn't catch up at all. Yan Po climbed up from the ground with mud on her face: "Woooo Daughter, my makeup is out of order..."

"Oh, you run really fast." Yan Poxi stuffed up the pile of love letters: "If you can run, the monk can't escape the temple! There are so many handsome guys in Yuncheng County, I don't believe that he is not interested! Mom! Give me Baidu where Song Jiang's house is! "

☆, the fountain with rain god is a perpetual motion machine

"This is... Song Jiang's house." Yan Po and Yan Poxi got out of the taxi and stood in front of Song Taigong Village, Songjia Village, Yuncheng County.

It was a farmyard that looked like an ordinary farm, and at the gate of the farmhouse hung a large plaque inlaid with gold and silver, which read—Yuncheng County County-level Cultural Relics and Historic Sites: Timely Rain Song Jiang's House!

"Oh my god, girl! Is this still a county-level cultural relic? No way, my hands itch when I hear this!" Yan Po sighed, took out a knife from her pocket, and carved 'Yan Po' on the big willow tree in front of the door. Come here for a visit' six words.

"Hey!!!" A loud roar came from the door, making Yan Po and Yan Poxi tremble in fright!They turned their heads, and saw a big man coming out of the small tent with the words "ticket office" written on it at the gate of the villa!

I saw that big man was eight feet tall, with big arms, round waist, body like Schwarzenegger and waist like Billy Herrington!The big man roared and rushed forward and pinched Yan Po's hand: "This is a cultural relic! If you don't agree with one word, you can engrave it. Do you understand four words, five beauties and three loves?" He glanced at the six words: " Still engraved is the most tacky visit here!"

Yan Po and Yan Poxi were stunned: "Then what do you think is noble, glamorous, eclectic, eclectic, and shocking?"

"What can you engrave to be noble, glamorous, eclectic, eclectic and shocking? Huh!" The big man swung his hand and used the knife to carve a large mess of ghostly symbols on the tree. "finished!"

Yan Po and Yan Poxi looked at the big mess of ghostly painted charms and were stunned again: "Hero! What did you engrave? It's too artistic, I can't appreciate it!"

The big man smiled slightly at the camera, and his teeth shot out a silver light: "This is my artistic signature worth 1 taels of gold!"

Yan Po and Yan Poxi were dumbfounded: "Who the hell are you? An artistic signature worth 1 taels of gold... Oh, it seems to you that you are selling tickets at the ticket office..."

"How can you say that? Do you know what attractions are here?"

"Rain Song Jiang's house in time."

"That's right! Who is Song Jiang? That is a well-known hero and righteous man in the whole country who spends money like dirt!"

"Then, you are the ticket seller of Song Jiang's family... What does it mean that one person can ascend to heaven?"

"No, no, Song Jiang and I are related by blood!"

Yan Po and Yan Poxi were completely shocked: "You...are you the son of Song Jiang's uncle's niece, the old man's old aunt's colleague?"

"Immediate family members!"

"... Adopted brother? Adopted son?"

"Falrake! I am he