Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]
Chapter 3 Today's Lunch Is You
Oda Sakunosuke is undoubtedly a considerate and good man.
After all, he is an old father who raises several children with a meager salary.I only went to the supermarket once, and I bought all the necessities for raising a cat.
"Dazai, this is a water dispenser for cats."
"This is cat food for kittens, this is the dried fish as a gift, and—"
"Odasaku." Osamu Dazai propped his chin with both hands, "After spending so much money, can you still afford to support those little fellows?"
Oda Sakunosuke is undoubtedly a very capable person.
It's just that he changed his temper recently.Doing hard work at the bottom with a little salary.As a former killer, he also suddenly raised children.
Raising children is hard enough.In addition, I just bought a lot of cat-specific equipment for Osamu Dazai, and the money dropped a lot.
Oda Sakuyuki moved his mouth, "These things are not expensive..."
Osamu Dazai nodded perfunctorily, "Well, it's not expensive. It's almost half a month's salary for your junior."
Oda Sakunosuke: "...Then these things...?"
Osamu Dazai smiled, "Of course it is——returned."
***
Only one bag of cat food was left, and everything else was returned.
Facing the disbelieving gaze of the salesperson, Osamu Dazai asked casually, "Hey, do you have any bandages here?"
Salesperson: "Yes, there are bandages that are discounted for a limited time—"
Osamu Dazai approached suddenly.
The naked pupils are so dazzling, so attracting people's attention.
"I said, miss, do you think I look like a poor man?"
"……"picture.
"Get me a bandage, please."
"Ask for the most expensive."
The salesperson said with a dull face: "Hello, sir, the total is 500 yen."
Osamu Dazai held his pockets with both hands, moved them, and turned them over.After a while, he turned his head, "Odasaku, please settle the bill for me."
Oda Sakunosuke took out a 500 yen coin from his wallet and handed it to the other party.
The salesperson took the money, only to feel that the smile on his face could not be maintained anymore.
"...Welcome to visit you two next time."
Tsk.Looking at the human appearance, the result turned out to be a small, white, face that was kept in a bag? !
***
I am Qing, a black and white cat.
Currently being brought home by this two-legged beast named "Osamu Dazai".
It's just -- baa baa baa, can you really not get sick if you live in such a messy place!
Slippers thrown everywhere, and clothes thrown on the ground.Huh - there is really no way!
Qing took a catwalk and ran towards the carpet.Open your teeth and bite your clothes.Just when he wanted to transfer the clothes, he was pinched by the back of fate's neck.
……Meow meow meow?
Qing flicked her claws in the air.
Although this feeling is very safe, just like my mother is by my side.But, but—you two-legged beast, what are you doing pinching the back of my neck?
Qing stared angrily at Osamu Dazai in front of him with his beautiful mandarin duck eyes.
Osamu Dazai's clothes were soaked through, and he looked very embarrassed.On the way, I wanted to go to Odasaku's place to change clothes, but Odasaku happened to be able to avoid this.
but……
"Tch, do little creatures like kittens like to bite things?"
Oda Sakunosuke touched his chin, "You must be hungry."
The bar owner originally wanted to give Osamu Dazai two bags of cat food.
But Osamu Dazai felt that raising a cat was too troublesome, so he wanted to give this little thing to the boss.
This is easy and the best result.
But who knows, Qing actually chased him out.
At that moment, the rain was over and the sky cleared, which is unforgettable in my heart.
"Are you hungry?" Osamu Dazai and Haru faced each other.
Qing groaned aggrievedly, "Gulu Gulu".
After staring at each other for a while, Qing stared at the fluff floating in the air.
With a "slap", the paw slapped Osamu Dazai's face accurately.
Sunny blinked innocently.
Osamu Dazai let go of Qing with a half-smile, "Ah, what a naughty kitten."
Oda Sakunosuke coughed lightly, "It's a kitten. It's normal to be young and naughty."
Osamu Dazai gave him a sideways glance, "Hey Odasaku, I don't have money to raise a cat."
Oda Sakunosuke put his hands in his pockets, "Then let me help you pay first?"
"Okay."
So, the old father obediently went to buy cat food.Osamu Dazai sat on the sofa and watched Qingqing make a fuss.
I saw Qing get into a small box, then turned her head and tried to bite her own little tail.
Keep turning and turning, and you can't bite it for a long time.
In this regard, Osamu Dazai commented: "It's really stupid."
The vitality of a kitten is unlimited.
They can play alone forever.
Hide and seek under the sofa, get into the sleeves of clothes, and jump on the books to look down on the world.
It's just that Qing's boundless energy disappeared instantly the moment she saw Odasaku come back with cat food and a water dispenser.
Qing jumped down from the desk, and eagerly moved to the side of Oda Sakunosuke.Although he doesn't know what the brand is, he knows - this is for food!
When the last Twoleg was ready to feed him, he would take a big bag out of the freezer.The big bag contains a lot of small particles, and it becomes his meal when poured into a bowl!
"Meow meow!" Haru called softly, staring at the cat food in Oda Sakuyuki's assistant without blinking.
Woo...so hungry, so hungry QAQ
Obviously not so hungry just now!Now when I see something to eat, my stomach growls and complains.
Qing flicked her tail, her two paws resting on the bag of cat food.
"Meow~" Give me something to eat!
Knowing that Qing was extremely hungry, Oda Sakunosuke squatted down and tore open his mouth, pouring a handful of cat food for Qing.
Qing smelled the smell and rushed straight up drooling!
He took a small maroon ball and threw it into his mouth desperately.
Wow this taste!
The strong smell of chicken fills the whole nostrils.Even without fantasies, you can imagine a plate of chicken simmering in a big pot, full of aroma.
Delicious!
Qing happily flicked her tail, humming while eating.
Because I was too focused on eating, I completely ignored the existence of the two people next to me.
So much so that when he was full, he found that... the two-legged beast that he had promised to raise had disappeared (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.
With a "click", a piece of chicken-flavored cat food that hadn't had time to chew fell to the ground.
Sunny meowed softly.
The Twolegs were gone.
Then, did he... get abandoned again?
Then, is he going to wander outside again?
Qing just felt very uncomfortable, and his vision became blurred.
I don't know if it's too sensitive right now, but he actually heard the sound of the door opening.
Qing slowly raised her head and met Osamu Dazai who just walked in.
At that moment, all the gloomy mood was swept away.
He stretched out his paw tentatively, and gently placed it on the ground.
One step, two steps, three steps.
There are many beautiful plum blossom marks left behind.
Dazai rushed towards Osamu Dazai.The claws hooked Osamu Dazai's trouser legs, and he kept climbing up.
Before reaching the highest point, Qing was caught by the stamina again.
Osamu Dazai looked at him at the same level, and smiled without changing his expression: "Today's lunch... just eat cat meat?"
Haru, who was about to cry about Osamu Dazai's crimes, suddenly sneezed:... Meow?
After all, he is an old father who raises several children with a meager salary.I only went to the supermarket once, and I bought all the necessities for raising a cat.
"Dazai, this is a water dispenser for cats."
"This is cat food for kittens, this is the dried fish as a gift, and—"
"Odasaku." Osamu Dazai propped his chin with both hands, "After spending so much money, can you still afford to support those little fellows?"
Oda Sakunosuke is undoubtedly a very capable person.
It's just that he changed his temper recently.Doing hard work at the bottom with a little salary.As a former killer, he also suddenly raised children.
Raising children is hard enough.In addition, I just bought a lot of cat-specific equipment for Osamu Dazai, and the money dropped a lot.
Oda Sakuyuki moved his mouth, "These things are not expensive..."
Osamu Dazai nodded perfunctorily, "Well, it's not expensive. It's almost half a month's salary for your junior."
Oda Sakunosuke: "...Then these things...?"
Osamu Dazai smiled, "Of course it is——returned."
***
Only one bag of cat food was left, and everything else was returned.
Facing the disbelieving gaze of the salesperson, Osamu Dazai asked casually, "Hey, do you have any bandages here?"
Salesperson: "Yes, there are bandages that are discounted for a limited time—"
Osamu Dazai approached suddenly.
The naked pupils are so dazzling, so attracting people's attention.
"I said, miss, do you think I look like a poor man?"
"……"picture.
"Get me a bandage, please."
"Ask for the most expensive."
The salesperson said with a dull face: "Hello, sir, the total is 500 yen."
Osamu Dazai held his pockets with both hands, moved them, and turned them over.After a while, he turned his head, "Odasaku, please settle the bill for me."
Oda Sakunosuke took out a 500 yen coin from his wallet and handed it to the other party.
The salesperson took the money, only to feel that the smile on his face could not be maintained anymore.
"...Welcome to visit you two next time."
Tsk.Looking at the human appearance, the result turned out to be a small, white, face that was kept in a bag? !
***
I am Qing, a black and white cat.
Currently being brought home by this two-legged beast named "Osamu Dazai".
It's just -- baa baa baa, can you really not get sick if you live in such a messy place!
Slippers thrown everywhere, and clothes thrown on the ground.Huh - there is really no way!
Qing took a catwalk and ran towards the carpet.Open your teeth and bite your clothes.Just when he wanted to transfer the clothes, he was pinched by the back of fate's neck.
……Meow meow meow?
Qing flicked her claws in the air.
Although this feeling is very safe, just like my mother is by my side.But, but—you two-legged beast, what are you doing pinching the back of my neck?
Qing stared angrily at Osamu Dazai in front of him with his beautiful mandarin duck eyes.
Osamu Dazai's clothes were soaked through, and he looked very embarrassed.On the way, I wanted to go to Odasaku's place to change clothes, but Odasaku happened to be able to avoid this.
but……
"Tch, do little creatures like kittens like to bite things?"
Oda Sakunosuke touched his chin, "You must be hungry."
The bar owner originally wanted to give Osamu Dazai two bags of cat food.
But Osamu Dazai felt that raising a cat was too troublesome, so he wanted to give this little thing to the boss.
This is easy and the best result.
But who knows, Qing actually chased him out.
At that moment, the rain was over and the sky cleared, which is unforgettable in my heart.
"Are you hungry?" Osamu Dazai and Haru faced each other.
Qing groaned aggrievedly, "Gulu Gulu".
After staring at each other for a while, Qing stared at the fluff floating in the air.
With a "slap", the paw slapped Osamu Dazai's face accurately.
Sunny blinked innocently.
Osamu Dazai let go of Qing with a half-smile, "Ah, what a naughty kitten."
Oda Sakunosuke coughed lightly, "It's a kitten. It's normal to be young and naughty."
Osamu Dazai gave him a sideways glance, "Hey Odasaku, I don't have money to raise a cat."
Oda Sakunosuke put his hands in his pockets, "Then let me help you pay first?"
"Okay."
So, the old father obediently went to buy cat food.Osamu Dazai sat on the sofa and watched Qingqing make a fuss.
I saw Qing get into a small box, then turned her head and tried to bite her own little tail.
Keep turning and turning, and you can't bite it for a long time.
In this regard, Osamu Dazai commented: "It's really stupid."
The vitality of a kitten is unlimited.
They can play alone forever.
Hide and seek under the sofa, get into the sleeves of clothes, and jump on the books to look down on the world.
It's just that Qing's boundless energy disappeared instantly the moment she saw Odasaku come back with cat food and a water dispenser.
Qing jumped down from the desk, and eagerly moved to the side of Oda Sakunosuke.Although he doesn't know what the brand is, he knows - this is for food!
When the last Twoleg was ready to feed him, he would take a big bag out of the freezer.The big bag contains a lot of small particles, and it becomes his meal when poured into a bowl!
"Meow meow!" Haru called softly, staring at the cat food in Oda Sakuyuki's assistant without blinking.
Woo...so hungry, so hungry QAQ
Obviously not so hungry just now!Now when I see something to eat, my stomach growls and complains.
Qing flicked her tail, her two paws resting on the bag of cat food.
"Meow~" Give me something to eat!
Knowing that Qing was extremely hungry, Oda Sakunosuke squatted down and tore open his mouth, pouring a handful of cat food for Qing.
Qing smelled the smell and rushed straight up drooling!
He took a small maroon ball and threw it into his mouth desperately.
Wow this taste!
The strong smell of chicken fills the whole nostrils.Even without fantasies, you can imagine a plate of chicken simmering in a big pot, full of aroma.
Delicious!
Qing happily flicked her tail, humming while eating.
Because I was too focused on eating, I completely ignored the existence of the two people next to me.
So much so that when he was full, he found that... the two-legged beast that he had promised to raise had disappeared (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.
With a "click", a piece of chicken-flavored cat food that hadn't had time to chew fell to the ground.
Sunny meowed softly.
The Twolegs were gone.
Then, did he... get abandoned again?
Then, is he going to wander outside again?
Qing just felt very uncomfortable, and his vision became blurred.
I don't know if it's too sensitive right now, but he actually heard the sound of the door opening.
Qing slowly raised her head and met Osamu Dazai who just walked in.
At that moment, all the gloomy mood was swept away.
He stretched out his paw tentatively, and gently placed it on the ground.
One step, two steps, three steps.
There are many beautiful plum blossom marks left behind.
Dazai rushed towards Osamu Dazai.The claws hooked Osamu Dazai's trouser legs, and he kept climbing up.
Before reaching the highest point, Qing was caught by the stamina again.
Osamu Dazai looked at him at the same level, and smiled without changing his expression: "Today's lunch... just eat cat meat?"
Haru, who was about to cry about Osamu Dazai's crimes, suddenly sneezed:... Meow?
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