In order to survive, I do many jobs

"Anhe, you look happy?" In the auction hall, Suehiro Tiechang, standing in the middle of a group of fallen "corpses", looked at me suspiciously, "I've been staring at my phone since just now, what happened? Is something wrong?"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha... No, nothing, nothing." I patted my face, trying to put on a serious expression, and quietly put away the beautiful photos of Akutagawa on my phone.

If the group photo that I managed to get was spread out, with Akutagawa Ryunosuke's thin skin, the next second he would go straight to the Hound Headquarters, grab my collar and die with me.

Accept it when you see it, anyway, the photo has been sent to Osamu Dazai, if anything happens, it will be all his responsibility, and it has nothing to do with me who is innocent, poor and weak.I, a qualified dumper.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa jumped out of the window and took the first step after getting the task information. As a public official, I still had to wait for my colleague who finished the task and conceived the rough prototype of the task report during this period. Captain Fortune.

I could not escape paperwork no matter what, I gradually resigned to my fate. The most disgusting thing was that Tiaoye Caiju actually had the face to ask me to write his report on the grounds that he was a disabled person and couldn’t write. He was thinking of Taozi.

"Oh, I don't want to, who made my life miserable," Tiaoye Caiju lowered his head slightly, with a lonely and miserable appearance, the man was silent and the woman was crying, "How can a person who can't even read the report have the ability to pick up a pen?" write?"

Men's mouths are deceiving ghosts, one or two pretending to be weak and white flowers are addicting, right?Eat my iron fist of justice!

I fixed my eyes on Tiao Ye Caiju, took his mobile phone away calmly, downloaded a small green parrot app for him in two or three times, and slapped him in the face.

"Photo-to-text voice reading, simultaneous translation, voice control, an excellent little assistant specially made for the disabled and slackers - produced by Jungle, it is trustworthy. Technology changes life, Mr. Jono, occasionally you have to keep up with the times, Don't be eliminated by the times."

Tiaoye Caiju paused suddenly, pretending to be pitiful, and I pretended not to see his hellish expression and continued to introduce, "As for writing documents, you always know how to type blindly? It really doesn't work, this app also supports voice input, you can Yes, you are a good example, as a glorious public official, how can you be defeated by setbacks! Juju, stand up!"

Naive, who doesn't know how to pretend to be pitiful? I've seen the ultimate showman who is hundreds of grades higher than you, and they are still clearly arranged by me.There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as there is a caring person who avoids work with such a poor excuse, justice like me will never tolerate it.

Do things by yourself, how old are you and let minors worry about you?Occasionally, please act like a senior.

Back at the hound dormitory, I urgently finished the files, took out my earphones and microphone, and logged into the Jungle live broadcast room with one click. The legendary anchor Maomaojiang, who loves mackerel, is back again. Dear viewers, I miss you all. !

"Dazai, what are you watching?" Kunikida Doppo, who was left to work overtime because of too much work, watched the live broadcast of Osamu Dazai's Detective Agency. He thought that this guy also followed the live broadcast, and glanced at it from afar.

The festive tones of red and red, the cat-eared devil girl in a small mandarin jacket is standing in the center of the stage holding a half-dead mackerel allegro to make a speech, and the bullet screen brushes a row of 666666 and a row of hahahahaha. What a serious anchor.

"About my fans, the anchor is obviously in the game area, but openly talked about cross talk"

Osamu Dazai is wearing earphones, and the lively voice of a girl can be heard from the headset. When she is talking about cross talk, her voice will be more urgent than usual, with clear enunciation, and the ending will curl a little unconsciously. It is a very unique voice.There will also be audio shared by fans on the Jungle forum. Listening to a short piece will make the whole day happy, and it is a recognized source of happiness for Jungle players.

——But be careful not to open the door of the sand sculpture before going to bed. The sleeping neighbor next door will be woken up by you laughing and angrily beating your fire alarm.

Qianye's live broadcast was different from usual, and Osamu Dazai couldn't tell what was the difference. The familiar voice came through the headset through the network cable, gradually taking on a novel and strange flavor.

Sense of distance.

The person you communicate with face to face, and the person who talks to everyone through a cold glass, feels very different, if not fundamentally different.

The former is a unique favor, while the latter is a gift without discrimination.

Osamu Dazai looked at the girl talking happily on the screen, and suddenly thought what would happen if he called her now?Qianye knew that he knew the time of her live broadcast, and the call she would make now must be very important. Even in the face of the expectations of millions of viewers, she would definitely stop and take care of him first.

But if she knew it was just a prank, she would probably be very angry, and she would stop talking to him for a month.Qianye will apologize to the fans, draw two or three fan benefits as compensation, and then weave his evil deeds into her next skit, complaining about his childishness and willfulness.

Osamu Dazai bet that at least two-thirds of the port mafia group paid attention to Qianye's live broadcast room, and listened to a cross talk that warmed the hearts of social animals every overtime night. Arranging jokes about their immediate superiors is simply happier than setting off firecrackers during the New Year.

Who doesn't like to listen to bad news from the boss, no matter how honest and hard-working the social animals are, they will be full of resentment towards the black-hearted boss.

Nakahara Chuya and Mori Ogai usually appear most frequently in Anhe Qianye's sketches. Occasionally, she will go crazy dissA or complain about Akutagawa Ryunosuke's head iron, and only Osamu Dazai is confused in her heart. Filters as thick as mosaics are generally not taken out for editing.

So it’s rare to complain about Osamu Dazai. It will surely reach the top of the Hong Kong black internal forum and add a red post with a fine label, setting off a new round of carnival. Maybe the little slug who was in the forum will also have a foot in it and open a bottle of good wine Biao song add to the fun.

But so what?Osamu Dazai thought, even if he was cheated once, twice or three times, Qianye would still answer when he made the fourth prank call.The principle of nothing more than three matters is completely ineffective for him, even if there is only a one-in-a-thousand possibility that Osamu Dazai is in danger and needs to ask her for help, she will give her full trust again and again for this tiny probability.

"Although I will definitely be scolded severely afterwards, maybe I will be stabbed into a villain." Osamu Dazai rested his chin and looked down at the devil girl bouncing around on the screen, "Forget it, don't be so boring. things."

Although he is satisfied and happy when he obtains the "preferred sense of reality", the bottom line of a person cannot withstand being tested again and again. If he wants to maintain a relationship, mutual respect and understanding are the most basic. I don't know this.

To bury his secret dark thoughts, Osamu Dazai reached out and poked the villain on the screen, and when the devil girl waved her hand to say good night to everyone, she responded softly: "Good night."

"Good night, Mr. Dazai, after watching the live broadcast, go to bed obediently." The text message that popped up reminded you to cover up the vast "good night" barrage in the live broadcast room, and Osamu Dazai curled his lips and stretched his waist.

What you get is just her casual courtesy, but what he gets is exclusive customization.

"Kunikida-kun, it's so slow, I'm going to sleep." Dazai Osamu grumbled and complained, "I'm going back to the dormitory first."

"It's your job, but the person who pushed it to me has no right to say such a thing!" Kunikida Doppo said harshly, waving his hand out of sight and out of mind, get out of here, don't waste his time, this bandage Waste of equipment.

The detective agency building is very close to the staff dormitory, and the evergreen trees planted along the street are still lush even in the cold winter.The small sparrow stayed on the branch, bouncing up and down with the pace of Osamu Dazai's walking, and its chubby body was like a fat ball rolling in mid-air.

Osamu Dazai raised his head as if aware of it, and stretched out a bandaged hand.The little sparrow fluttered into his palm, and obediently stroked its wings.

"Qianye's ability is really useful." Dazai Osamu sighed, and walked all the way back to the door of the dormitory with the fat dumpling in his arms, before releasing his closed palms and letting the little sparrow fly.

The released little sparrow did not leave directly, it flew to the same height as Dazai Osamu, tilted its head, and its black peas were shining brightly.

Osamu Dazai waved his hand to the sparrow that was staring at him in mid-air, and said in a brisk voice, "Home safe, Qianye should go to bed early too."

As if understanding what he said, the little sparrow chirped twice, turned around and flapped its wings into the night, and disappeared.

I withdrew the perception attached to the sparrow, yawned and rubbed my eyes.

Sharing senses with controlled animals is a mutant ability of my Wang Zhili, which is very suitable for two or five children who listen to intelligence. It is also a practical use to monitor whether cats in foster care secretly order Sanwu takeaway.

"It looks like he's doing well in the detective agency." I fell on the bed and pulled up the quilt to bury myself, rubbing against the soft pillow.

The special training will start tomorrow, whether it is the instructor Suehiro Tiechang who writes the word "seriousness" on his face, or the instructor Tiaoye Caiju who has a bad stomach, they are demonic existences. I have a hunch: it will be over next time.

In order to gain strength, sweat and pain are essential seasonings. Every day of surviving in this cruel world is a new limit for self-challenge.

...But what makes me sad is that even if I am as strong as a hound, no one is willing to save my excellent marksmanship. Except for the beautiful and kind-hearted brothers Bourbon and Scotch, everyone will see me take a gun into the shooting range , only blurted out two big characters: "Run away!"

Excessive!It is too much!Wasn't it just that he accidentally injured his own people while practicing random marksmanship?You all avoid me like snakes and scorpions, it's so sad, my girlish heart is completely buried by these stinky men who protect their lives wisely, I want to be black, I want to become bad!

"So in the end we will teach you...although I can understand their approach to some extent." Toru Amuro said helplessly, looking at me who was sitting opposite him holding a glass of orange juice, "It's not troublesome to run from Yokohama to Tokyo." Is it? You have to rush back later."

"It's troublesome, but I'd rather run back and forth than stay with that unscrupulous guy Tiaoye Caiju." I drank the orange juice in one gulp and slammed the glass on the table.

Heh, back then Tiao Ye Caiju swearingly said the big words "isn't it just marksmanship? What can't be taught", but when I hit his ear tassel in the first target test, he turned around and left without the slightest hint. Don't be sloppy, write the words "ruthless scumbag" on his face.

I will never believe Tiao Ye Caiju's nonsense again, it's better to be Brother Bourbon, my true mentor and helpful friend, who has never disliked me at all.I will be a teacher for a day and a father for life, and I will definitely support him until the end of his life.

Toru Amuro: I've got it, I want to open it up a little bit, your miss is not so serious now, isn't it?When a blind cat encounters a dead mouse in its lifetime, it will definitely hit once.

No need to rack your brains to comfort me, a detective never gives up, I will never succumb to the limitations of my talent.

Because one of my two teachers is in Tokyo and the other is in Yokohama, I jump back and forth between these two cities every day, and I also took time to watch the trace of studying hard during the holidays and vowing never to give up the first throne. Bu Jingwu, his burning spirit of learning really impressed me.

After leaving the campus environment, the youthful student atmosphere in me gradually dissipated. When standing with Bingdi's friends, this difference is sometimes even impossible to ignore, and it is particularly prominent.

I'm a little worried about my future in college. I'm afraid that as soon as I enter the school, I will be chased by bad boys and called the king. What's the face of a villain? Do I want to lose face?

The study time is always happy and short, not to mention the black organizations and mackerel cult matters interspersed in the middle, and I occasionally go to the Supernatural Secret Service Division to solve problems for Mr. Ango, and also get some innocuous intelligence Hand it over to the police, FBI and CIA, meaning to maintain the identity of the informant.

The happiness of holding multiple jobs comes from this, just as the teacher told us: if you are tired of studying mathematics, you should study physics, if you are tired of studying physics, you should read Chinese, and if you are tired of reading Chinese texts, it is also good to memorize English words Well.

The same is true for part-time jobs. If you are tired of this job, you can change to another one. After the assembly line is finished, you can do some technical work. There is a steady stream of jobs and jobs. Today is also a day to cheer for workers.

One year passed quickly, and Osamu Dazai successfully occupied a sofa seat in the Armed Detective Agency. He left early when he had something to do, which was many times more comfortable than when he was a social animal in Hong Kong and Heihe. Mr. Ango, who watched hard work overtime Shed tears of envy.

I spent my 17th birthday at the Hound.There was no celebration party, so I ate half of the cake by myself, and sent the remaining half to Osamu Dazai. I received a comment of "Is the cream squeezed too much?", but he still ate it well.

It's my first time making a cake by myself, so it's just a little bit more, it looks better with more cream.

On my birthday, I received a bracelet from Osamu Dazai. It was the same color as the sapphire tie on his chest. The thin silver chain was engraved with my name and a cat pattern. I looked at the light for a long time and was surprised. It was found that the lettering was written by Osamu Dazai.

On Valentine's Day on February [-]th, I gave everyone Giri chocolate made by myself. I didn't use Momoi Mayzuki's secret formula, which seemed very wrong, and I finished the job in a satisfactory manner.Except for the one for Osamu Dazai, which has a cat head pattern, the others are plain squares.

It's a bit simpler, but it's delicious. I'm a pragmatist.

"After receiving the chocolate, do you want to return a gift on White Valentine's Day?" Osamu Dazai was talking on the phone with me while carefully breaking off the cat's ear and putting it in his mouth.

"No, it's honmei chocolate that needs to be returned on White Day. All I make for everyone is giri, and there is no need to return." I clamped the phone between my ears and shoulders, and said casually while rushing to report, "Mr. Dazai thinks How is the taste?"

"It's delicious." Osamu Dazai stared at the chocolate that was missing a corner, and his voice was light and dangerous, "Then, who did you give Qianye's natal chocolate to?"

"No honmei chocolate, I didn't make it this year." I stopped writing, held the warm handheld phone, and said in a very low voice, "If I did, the only person who would receive it would be Mr. Dazai—this kind of Obvious facts need not be doubted."

"..." Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, then put on a smiling tone, "Could it be that Qianye is confessing his love?"

I could hear the tension in his voice, and unconsciously tapped my knuckles on the table, until I felt that the person on the opposite side was about to run away, then I slowly said, "It's just a prediction of the future, you know Mr. Dazai, Now is not the time to say that.”

The timing is wrong, I never thought of a confession as a clarion call for an attack, it should be a whistle for a triumphant return.

A one-hit kill without giving the prey time to escape.

The most important thing is, what is the difference between separating from the two places just after confessing your love and breaking up directly?I looked at the business trip notice in my hand and sighed deeply.

What a coincidence, the person who sent me a business document on Valentine's Day must be an inhuman single dog, who has no consideration for the spiritual needs of young men and women, cold-blooded!

The King of Gold who is nearly a hundred years old and still single: ...how important is work when you are in a relationship, you are young now (shaking your head).

I know that Mr. Dajue Guochang Road wants me to be promoted to a noble, so that I can get a status that matches the status of a king as soon as possible. It is out of good intentions.I have 12 points of enthusiasm for everything that can increase my salary, but suddenly someone is on a business trip for a year, isn't it really embarrassing me?

"Russia...the weather over there is very cold." Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa, talking to me with no emotion in his voice, his voice made a sizzling sound through the current, "Will you go for a year?"

"Almost, besides Russia, I should also drop by the United States." I was packing my luggage in the hound's dormitory, bringing bundles of warm babies, and my system was broadcasting the weather forecast for the next week to me in my brain , I heard the cold wind blowing, and I couldn't help shivering.

I am dispatched to Russia on a business trip in winter, and I have reason to suspect that Mr. Guo Changlu is deliberately retaliating against me, black-hearted lord.

"Is Qianye's mission to go undercover?" Osamu Dazai suddenly asked, "Your goal is the demon Fyodor?"

"Well," I knew I couldn't hide it from him, and I didn't intend to hide it, "Most of the things in Tokyo are caused by rats. Last time, Bishui Liu let him escape. This time, I was sent to find out the details of the enemy."

"Using Qianye's ability [reliable little partner]?" Dazai Osamu laughed, "Isn't it ironic, this name."

The most reliable partner is the enemy's undercover agent from the very beginning, I really want to see the shock of the mouse.

I fell silent on the other end of the phone.That’s right, Osamu Dazai still doesn’t know the name of my ability. He was so curious that I didn’t let go. It’s okay to tell him now, let this “beautiful misunderstanding” end here, and stop teasing me .

"Mr. Dazai, isn't my ability called [Reliable Little Partner]?" I took a deep breath and decided to explode myself as a werewolf.

"Oh, is Qianye finally ready to tell me the truth?" Osamu Dazai sat up from the sofa full of energy, his eyes sparkling, "What is what? Why has Qianye refused to tell me? I will laugh at Qianye!" I swear by the height of a slug, what he said is all the truth.

Because it's shameful!Do you think anyone's ability name is as tall and connotative as [Disqualification in the World] and [Dirty Sorrow]!

Suddenly want to worship that man with supernatural powers called sex transfer, poor man, you must understand me who is in the same sickness as you, right?What do you do with those fancy names, practicality is the most important thing, I don't envy you, not at all, NO!

"The name of my ability...is [Schrödinger's [-]th boy]." I whispered like a mosquito, "The effect of the ability is the same as what I said to Mr. Dazai before, just changed the name... Why don’t you laugh?! Shut up, shut up! The neighbors will be woken up by your goose calls!”

I was so angry that I gritted my teeth. Men are big pigs, they don’t count what they say, they trample on the self-esteem of innocent girls, trying to make me, who is weak and helpless, die socially.

Believe me again I am a pig!I'm going to hang up, see you on the blacklist!

"No, no, I was wrong, I was wrong." Osamu Dazai quickly restrained his overflowing smile before I hung up the phone, and hurriedly comforted me, "Isn't it cute? This name is very suitable for Qianye sauce, it's made in heaven It's appropriate."

Of course, I am the famous king of the [-]-year-old, and the aesthetics of mere mortals can't shake my firm heart at all-you can try laughing again?

"Anyway, just as Mr. Dazai guessed, I did go to Russia as an undercover agent." I said sullenly, "Don't worry, I'm super professional in this area, not to mention making great contributions, at least I can't get out of here questionable."

I am bound to win the offer from Mr. Fyodor the Devil. The future of raising slaughter with his salary is beckoning to me. Even if the winter in Russia freezes like a dog, I will accept it. After drinking this bottle of vodka, winter swimming in the snow is not Dream.

With all the experience bars and all the equipment, the brave started a new journey.One person, one system walks around the world in style, and no one loves anyone around the sunglasses.

In this way, in the joyous days of the family at the beginning of the New Year, I left my hometown of Yokohama and embarked on a journey to Russia, carrying a heavy suitcase, wrapped in layers of plush coats and countless warm babies.

In that land full of brown bears and Euler strong men, new part-time jobs are waiting for my luck, the expansion of the Neptune fish pond is imminent, and I have new stamps to collect, happy.

——By the way, I haven't seen the real face of the legendary Majin-kun until now.I'm really curious whether he is Dionys on the run, or a chest-haired man with 18 yuan abs!

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Qianye: I don't believe it, I don't believe it, the Demon Lord who was born in a fighting nation must be a muscular brother!Rebuttal not accepted!