In order to survive, I do many jobs

The long journey came to an end in the tail of the giant bird, the door of the cabin opened with a hush, and the black-haired girl dragging a huge suitcase with one hand looked curiously at the towering dome of the airport.

An earphone was plugged into her right ear, and a soft female voice sang an old Japanese nursery rhyme. The cord of the left earphone was hanging on her chest, wobbling as she walked.Passers-by waiting to be picked up whistled a flirtatious look at her and got a smiley glance.

Dazzled by the dazzling smile, the absent-minded man wondered if he had misread the previous glimpse in his mind: such a demure and delicate beauty must be a good wife and mother like Yamato Nadeko, so The middle finger he saw just now must be an illusion, right?

I looked back lazily, where did you come from, that idiot, who looks like a cowherd and picks up girls like a cowherd, if I didn't have a task, my sister would beat you to your knees today and call you daddy.

Look at my violent temper, it must be the result of Tiao Ye Caiju's tireless efforts to break heads with me this year.That squinting eye with a dark heart always wants to trip me up, even if I value my teammates as much as I do, I still want to kill my relatives righteously and send him to see God.

I finally got rid of the persecution of Tiaoye Caiju, and the cold air in Russia couldn't stop me from feeling relieved.The principle that peers are inferior to others does not deceive me. An organization does not need two cross talk contestants. Sooner or later, I will use Mr. Tie Chang's meal to murder Tiao Ye Caiju, so that he will not be able to rest in peace when he dies.

"Tong Tong, has Mr. Guochang Road booked a hotel for me? Where should I go first?" I lowered my head and pulled my phone, and asked my loyal and reliable father, "What kind of person did he arrange for me?" ?”

[A new programmer from a small Internet company, you received an offer a week ago, and after some hesitation, you finally made up your mind to come to Russia to work, but you received the news that the company closed down the moment you got off the plane. 】My old father took out my script and read it solemnly,【Because the credit card overdraft limit was exhausted, there was no way to buy a plane ticket back to Japan, so I could only temporarily stay in Russia to make a living doing dishes. 】

So, no hotel, no lodging, no food, nothing, Russian life from scratch.

...It's so miserable, isn't Mr. Guochanglu really trying to retaliate against me on purpose?How could I be reduced to a miserable situation where I can only wash dishes with my genius who has as many side jobs as dogs!Please also respect the Basic Law for the editorial design, and don't mix strange private goods casually.

I looked at the screen of the phone again and again, with a typical underage girl's face, and because she had left school for a year without a trace of student spirit, she looked like a willful girl who ran away from home and dropped out of school to work. Where do you look like a programmer?

Don't mention anything else, look at my thick hair, is it reliable to randomly install a programmer for me?Don't say that the devil will doubt, even I don't believe it. In the field of programmers, "baldness" is the only way to test the strong, and I am still a weak person (sadly).

"Okay, it's time to test my acting skills." I walked out of the airport while chatting with the system, and planned to grab a car and go to the nearby city center to familiarize myself with the environment.

According to the script arranged for me by Mr. Dajue on Guochang Road, the taxi fare will be the last money I have left. Next, I will pick a lucky restaurant and swipe enough plates for the boss, which is enough for me to pay for today’s dinner. .

——If the dinner he was referring to was the Russian Grand Lieba, I would rather starve to death than torture my teeth like this. Tooth fillings are so expensive!

"I think, washing the dishes is not the right way." I got out of the taxi, sat by the fountain in the middle of the square and talked to my system, and analyzed carefully amidst the sound of hula-la water, "Look, no matter the initial character design What is it, my ultimate goal is to get close to the demon Fyodor-kun and bring him into Erwuzai's fish pond, right?"

[That's right, so... Zai Zai is going to tear up the script? 】The system asked.

"How can it be said that it is tearing up the script? I just found a side job for myself." I said convincingly, "There is no future in being a programmer. In order to keep the beautiful girl's hair, the excellent programmers An and Sang awakened. The skills of a comedian! This is very reasonable, and Osamu Dazai can't fault it when he comes."

Russia is such a cold place, it is suitable to tell a heart-warming cold joke, it is time to pull out my old skills.

"What's the use of washing the dishes." I clicked my tongue, feeling speechless because of Mr. Guo Changlu's brain hole, "He thought I was taking the script of Mary Su Tianlei rolling, can I rely on washing the dishes to get close to the mission goal? If so, Then in Mr. Guochanglu's vision, the development of the story should be this sub: "

"In order to repay the debt left by the alcoholic father, the poor and kind-hearted hardworking girl bid farewell to her school friends with tears in her eyes. She rolled up her sleeves and washed the dishes in the dirty tavern day and night. The tears she shed wet the water on the shore of Lake Baikal. What a miserable girl!"

"Suddenly one day, she met the noble young master who happened to come to the bar to experience people's livelihood. Because he accidentally served the detergent as a drink to the guests while washing the dishes, the young master was dragged by an ambulance to the hospital for gastric lavage on the spot. Since then, the girl has been engraved in Master Fyodor's heart, and the first thing he did after he was discharged from the hospital was to rush to the bar to meet this woman who dared to murder him."

"I don't know if I don't look at it. I was shocked when I saw it. How could there be such a beautiful woman in the world. The terrifying baron known as the 'demon' fell in love with her at first sight. He immediately threw down a brand new check and lifted himself up coldly. An awl-like chin: [-] million, be my woman."

"The self-improvement girl turned her face away stubbornly, and snorted coquettishly: I don't want it, you just greedy my body, you don't love my soul at all! The devil was shocked, my God, there is such a pure and unaffected woman in the world, She is so charming, you are such an interesting woman, this young master is bound to win you."

"After experiencing a series of complex entanglements of sadomasochistic love-adoption, substitute, white moonlight and cinnabar mole, rival turned lover, young master and maid, true love and political marriage, Fyodor resolutely abandons the restraints that bound him. Aristocratic status, he is determined to elope with his beloved girl, leaving Russia, a sad place where tears turn into lumps of ice when tears flow down."

"But a girl corrupted by capitalism finds that she loves money more than a man's body. You say how good it is to have money, if you want to have it - raise a few little faces, you can get it - raise a few, and each day is different, isn't it? Beautiful. She refused without hesitation with her plastic lover who abused her body and heart in [-] episodes of the TV series, and uttered the classic sentence: Love without substance is just a mess, get out, my old lady is beautiful."

"It just so happens that there is only one heir to the Fyodor family. The girl disguised herself as a man without hesitation. After a house fight, she succeeded in inheriting the title of Baron of Terror. She counterattacked and reached the pinnacle of her life in an instant. From then on, her life was filled with the light of righteousness."

"While Xiao Bai Hua Odor, who was abandoned by his ruthless lover, suddenly found that he lost everything overnight, neither money nor love, and he couldn't even afford the hard Russian big Lieba, like an awl My jaw is so hungry it's just horrible."

"He was angry and hated, but after losing his status as a baron, he couldn't compare with the beautiful girl with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor. He had to grow long hair, put on a maid outfit, and came to the place where the girl first worked. To earn a living, I also started washing dishes.”

"He washed and washed, and washed and washed, until he was old and youthful, and his youth was gone. Finally, the winner girl in life who hugged her left and right hugged her. The girl ordered a glass of forgetting love water, leaning on the bar counter with a preoccupied look like a broken love. .The devil realized that the time had come, and presented the carefully prepared dishwashing liquid to the girl."

"He thought that the cup of dishwashing liquid that made them bond would allow the girl to rekindle her old love and reunite with him, but this ignorant man underestimated the brilliant intelligence of a famous detective."

"The girl picked up the wine glass and smelled the liquid in the glass, showing the look of 'what idiot put dish soap on the old lady, don't you want to get mixed up in the road', angrily slapped the table, and asked the devil to come and fight with her."

"Although she is not blind, the girl who was born a Neptune didn't recognize her old lover. Seeing that it was a weak girl who did something wrong, she gave up giving him a bad review out of pity for the beautiful sisters all over the world. I plan to turn to the devil as a tree hole, and say to him with a heavy heart—"

"Say what?" A curious male voice sounded next to my ears. The white-haired man with the appearance of a clown looked surprised, sat down next to me with his face in his hands, and urged, "Go on, what did the girl say to him?" ?”

"Say—friend, do you know why Xiao Ming's grandfather lived to be 90 years old?" I said indifferently.

"I don't know," Gogol honestly shook his head, "What does this have to do with me?"

"That's right." I gave an approving look, "Xiao Ming's grandfather lived to be 90 years old because he never meddled in his own business—who are you? Why do you listen to others talking to themselves?"

"Because the clown saw you thinking about it alone, he thought it would be something super-interesting, so he ran over." Gogol raised his hand happily, "I heard A Tuo's name, the clown's premonition was right .Nah, do you know A Tuo?"

Atuo?Which family is so good at picking nicknames, you are so unique, little thing.Uh, wait a minute, does the driver of Moren Mioqi have the word "Tuo" in his surname?To... Mentos?

The "Aduo" in the mouth of this uninvited comrade clown should be my mission target, the devil Fyodor? Mioqi? Mentos driver, wow, I am awesome, I remember almost half of him The name is worthy of the smart me.

The mission target is online, let me play a part for him.

Although I was still smiling, looking nervous, I keenly sensed the dangerous aura and the lingering bloody smell from the man in front of me.

That's right, it's the same kind.

"I know you." I reached into my pocket, took out a cut and crumpled newspaper, and yelled at Gogol, "He annexed my new boss's company and entrusted him with great blessings." , I'm out of a job, and I'm going to wash dishes in a tavern now."

"Huh? What's going on?" Gogol took the newspaper away. He had a slight impression of this company, and it was indeed a company that A Tuo had annexed.

In order to better code, A Tuo has killed many Internet companies, just to poach their programmers.What an ingenious talent introduction plan, he deserves to be his best friend.

"You also know how difficult it is to find a job now." I sighed deeply, my face full of melancholy, "I can't bury my life in dish soap, so I'm preparing to develop a side job and become a superior--"

Gogol: "Mary Su heroine?"

"—Cross talk contestant." I continued the above text, calmly patted the wrinkled corners of my clothes, and spread my hands to him, "Thank you for listening, today's show "Little Sweetheart at the Runaway Tavern and Her Noble Young Master" "Come to an end for the time being, those who have money will make money, and those who have no money will borrow money to make money, how much do you negotiate?"

"But oh, the clown didn't bring any money either." Gogol took out his empty pocket and showed it to me, "Look, there isn't any on the left, and neither is there on the right. Clowns don't lie."

"The money is in your hat." I said coldly, "Don't think about credit, just pay as much as you have, and then write me an IOU."

"It's obviously blackmail, the clown won't be fooled~" Gogol shook his body, and took out a few small colored balls, "The clown will do a magic trick for you, it's a new clown magic trick! Thank you for your applause! "

As a new star in the entertainment industry, I clapped my hands in cooperation twice, watching Gogol perform the weird magic of turning a colored ball into a mouse, then into a rabbit, and finally into a shot put.

"It's great, it would be even better if you don't plan to smash my head with this shot put." I applauded enthusiastically, and grabbed Gogol's cloak by the way, "Don't run, go to the circus with me, wait I'll let you go if I earn enough money to travel back to Japan."

"Back to Japan... Where are you from?" Gogol and I grabbed the cloak, and the two tugged at a small piece of fabric.

"The people in Yokohama don't change their name or surname. You can lend me the money for the air ticket and remit it to you when I return home."

"Are you from Yokohama?" A pistol protruded from the cloak and pressed against my waist. Gogol asked with a smile, "So, are you a supernatural being?"

"So what?" I held the muzzle of the gun with one hand, twisted my fingertips, and suddenly the scattered parts rolled to the ground, and the dagger that slipped out of my sleeve hit Gogol's kidney, "You only accept A person with supernatural powers?"

"Of course—not!" Gogol surrendered his hands, his eyes sparkled, as if he saw something interesting, "A Tuo will like you very much."

Because that guy clearly wants to create a world without superpowers even though he is a supernatural being. In a real sense, I became so ruthless that I even hated myself as the ultimate wolf destroyer.

"You may have misunderstood something." I put away the dagger nonchalantly, "I'm just a programmer who is about to change careers to talk about cross talk, gangsters are too scary and not suitable for a weak woman like me, you'd better hire someone else. "

"Hey! Don't do this." Gogol circled around me twice, dancing and gesticulating, "The clown likes you, come create the most genius clown magic with me!"

I dare to say that you are also an artist who does not take the usual path, I like it.

I continued to play hard to get, "Well, I actually like my job as a programmer, but I am afraid that I will be bald and dare not continue my studies. If there is an excellent role model standing in front of me, I will follow him without hesitation. "

"A programmer who is not bald?" Gogol searched through his memory, and it seemed that only A Tuo met this requirement, indeed A Tuo!

In order to be able to discuss the ultimate clown magic with a new confidant all the time, why not sell your best friend!Sacrifice a Tuo, in exchange for the source of happiness for the five declines of the whole world, he can jio, A Tuo will understand.

"I happen to know such a person, join us, join us, play with the clown." Gogol said expectantly.

"Okay." I nodded "reluctantly", "I'm Anhe Qianye, what's your name?"

"My name is Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol Yanovsky. Atuo's full name is Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky." Under my dull gaze, Gogol read the two names like a jingle, and said happily, "Isn't it fluent? It's easy to remember. If I remember the clown's name wrong, I will be angry."

Me: Goodbye, farewell, let me just say goodbye.

Are you Russians outrageous? !I just want to ask your parents: When they chose their names, did they consider what to do when their children were punished by the teacher for copying their names five hundred times at school?It only takes half an hour for Zhang San Li Si Wang Mazi to hand in the paper and leave. You may not finish writing it in half a year.

Oh, that's right, I see.I looked at the poor boy Gogol with pity, another dropout child, the contemporary underworld organization will end sooner or later, the flowers of the motherland are withering in your hands, won’t your conscience hurt?

"If you don't mind, I'll call you the civet cat, er no, Gogol." I forcibly ignored his stalking threat, what a joke, if I had to say their full names every time I greeted them, my tongue would Grind and foam.

"Does Xiao Qianye have no place to live?" Gogol looked at my oversized suitcase and volunteered to raise his hand, "I'll take you to A Tuo's place. He has a lot of spare rooms."

"I'm not a person who eats and drinks for nothing." I said solemnly, "For the rent, is there any cross talk he wants to hear? I can give him a part alone."

"I think the one just now is very good." Gogol watched the excitement and said without fear of getting into trouble, ""The Little Sweetheart of the Runaway Tavern and Her Noble Young Master"? The clown wants to make it into a new magic trick."

I also think this story is good, bloody and exciting.Sadomasochism, reunion, class differences, revenge, all kinds of popular and eye-catching elements are combined together, and it will be an excellent commercial blockbuster if you change it casually.

The only thing that is not appropriate is: the noble and terrifying baron in my story should be a weak and handsome man with a little white face. The demon king, a strong man with chest hair and Ola, may not be suitable for this role.

I vaguely told Gogol about my worries, he was stunned for a second, then he laughed wildly, beat the ground crazily, and shouted: "This is a new inspiration!" Extreme clown magic!" and other artist-specific neurotic speeches.

Seeing that this man seemed to be unable to communicate normally, I silently took out my mobile phone: What is the number for the ambulance in Russia?Quick, here's a patient who's gone mad!

Gogol, who laughed all the way around, took me back to their safe house. While rubbing his sore laughing muscles, he opened the door and said cheerfully, "A Tuo, I'm back! I brought it back. Very interesting person!"

"A Tuo?" No one paid any attention to him, Gogol walked towards the room where Fyodor usually typed codes in doubt, opened the closed door, and a white fluffy humanoid creature fell on the computer chair, Lifeless.

Masaka!Another murder case?My pupils are shaking, isn't it, isn't it, Kudo boy is obviously not here, can his death halo be effective across the Pacific Ocean?Is it too buggy? No, I will never admit that it may be my problem. It must be Kudo Shinichi's fault.

Gogol reached out and grabbed the big lop-eared rabbit hat that his friend loved so dearly, and flipped it off.A young man with a pale face like a blood-losing vampire appeared in front of me, fragile and slender, with a sharp and thin chin, the perfect example of the terrible baron in my play.

"It turns out that he really doesn't have 18 yuan abs." I said disappointedly, not to mention 18 yuan, he may only have a whole piece of abs, which is different from my idea of ​​tons of tons of vodka. The image of a muscular and strong man is completely inconsistent, bad reviews.

"A Tuo seems to have passed out." Gogol tried his friend's breath, "I'm still alive, so it shouldn't matter." The fighting nation died suddenly without fear.

No, I think the problem is very big. Look at the huge dark circles under his eyes. Is it because he didn't sleep in the middle of the night and went out to be a thief?

Can't I have a promising young man with a normal schedule by my side?There was Osamu Dazai before and Fyodor after, so why are you still fighting? After eating Sanwu takeaway a few more times, you can shake hands and talk, and become lifelong VIP customers of the same hospital.At that time, as patients, you can happily play the cute little games of "I predicted your prediction" and "I predicted your prediction and my prediction" happily every day.

I glanced at the severely worn keyboard that was about to be scrapped, and then at the thick hair of Moren-kun. The jealous villain bit the handkerchief in his heart:

Why, as a programmer who stays up all night, doesn't he have the slightest trouble of being bald?Could it be that I guessed wrong, [Won't be bald] is not Gin's ability, but his?

"You brought someone back, Nikolai?" Fyodor opened his purple eyes, looked at me quietly, and his voice was not in a hurry. If I didn't have a small medical skill, I could tell that this guy was anemic at a glance. I thought he was really strong.

emmmmm, why does his question look so like questioning the arrogant and ruthless Yujie who lives with her love heart? What did I do wrong? Why does he always let me insert these unimaginable Shura fields? The friendship between you men is really complicated .

"It's the clown's magic partner!" Gogol half-covered me with his cloak, "I feel that I can get quite a lot of inspiration for new magic, so I brought Xiaoqianye, who is penniless and homeless, back. Ah, yes Now, A Tuo is the chief culprit who caused Xiao Qianye to lose his job, so it cannot be said that he is not responsible."

Going around, the arrangement of Dajue on Guochang Road is realized in a weird way. I don't care if the devil will verify the authenticity of my identity. In this regard, the background of Feishiyuan is there, so there is no need to worry.

As for my own flaws—isn't that the last thing to worry about?

Neptune is just the title of a strong man who can justify himself even when the waves fly. I just need a chance to talk. With my excellent working ability trained in multiple organizations, I am worried that I won’t be able to get an offer?

You underestimated me too much.

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Qianye: The full name of the civet cat is Nikolai?I recited it! (proud chest)

Correct answer: Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol Yanovsky

Have you learned it? :)