The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

"Why don't you let me tell your fortune?" Changsheng was very unconvinced, "It doesn't matter if you let me wear it on Geng Zhi's body, it's a broken sleeve, but why did you arrange for me to be a scumbag and a small restaurant? Love is rough and bullied That's fine, if you don't let me eat it, you can't bear it!"

And I heard that I still have a physique that makes me fat as soon as I eat, so the life of a foodie is gone, and I will give it back to you.Let me be a ghost that doesn't get fat, okay?

"Your fortune-telling level has caught up with the National Development and Reform Commission. Otherwise, let's do this." Hades discussed, "I can't change my physique. After all, my mana is also limited in the world. If someone bullies you, I will How about finding a small book to keep an account for him? When I go back to the underworld, I will play him to death, my lord!"

"How can you play when you're dead?"

Hades raised his head and waved his hooves proudly, and a picture of hell appeared on the wall, "Did you see it? This is the hell of the ten halls of the underworld, and each hall has sixteen smaller hells. Let him live If you bully you, you will have to go to hell when you die, and you can choose what kind of punishment will be fried, cooked, fried, scratched, nose-picked, and eye-catching!"

"What if the other party believes in Christianity?"

"Tsk..." Hades rubbed his hooves on his chin with a deep expression on his face, "It's easy to handle. Every year we hold a Chinese and Western Hell Exchange Conference. It's not difficult to communicate and ask a ghost. You can see how intimidating our hell is. Are you scared or not?"

Chang Sheng looked up at the wall, the will-o'-the-wisp flickered with bone-chilling coldness, and the heart-piercing wailing kept making people's backs feel chills and goosebumps appearing on top of each other.Suddenly a person's head flashed by, and Changsheng couldn't help standing up and walking a few steps.

Do you feel that every ghost's expression is very excited?Like holding a big party?

Chang Sheng asked puzzledly, "Why do some ghosts seem to be singing?"

"That's something that can't be helped. Some ghosts had such beautiful voices that they felt weak and groaned even when they screamed." Yan Wang casually looked up and was stunned. Stamped his hoof, "These little bastards! They actually hold a ladder while I'm on a business trip!"

Still calling me, feeling isolated!When I turned around, I complained to the Jade Emperor, humming.

Before he finished his anger, Hades' expression changed, and he suddenly became a good sheep and dog again.Baa-baa-baa, rolling around Changsheng's feet begging to be touched.

Before Changsheng could transform, he heard the bedroom door being opened from the outside.

Chen Qingzhu walked in, "Are you awake?"

Chang Sheng didn't wake up, "It seems like I woke up..."

"Did you lose your memory again?" Chen Qingzhu frowned and pointed at herself, asking, "Can you still remember me?"

"Beauty!" Changsheng answered crisply.

Chen Qingzhu: ...

"Go take a shower and come back to eat something. You have been asleep for three days." Before Chen Qingzhu left, he took a thoughtful look at the dog's egg, and the hair of the dog's egg was about to explode.

"What does that look mean?!" Yan Wang frowned, "Do you look down on me! I will kill him when he dies!"

"You acted too cute just now." Changsheng went to the closet to get Huan's change of clothes, and kindly reminded, "Before the dog was very afraid of green bamboo, you have to act...well, shrink back."

"Huh?!" Hades was stunned, with his feet resting on the edge of the bed, his expression seemed to be contemptuous of all living beings, "I actually let this king bow down to a mortal and tremble!"

Sure enough, the environment affects people, and Chang Sheng thought what Master said was true, those who are close to vermilion, those who are red, those who are close to black, those who are close to black, those who are mentally retarded, and those who are mentally retarded, the two will last forever.

"I'm going to take a bath, don't show your feet in front of Qingzhu later." Chang Sheng said and walked out.

Hades is thinking about what kind of acting skills to use against Chen Qingzhu. Fortunately, the underworld has recruited a few actors who can sing big plays.Youdao means that you can't overwhelm yourself with too many skills. There are few ghosts and gods like him who are both virtuous and talented.

So above, do you give a salary increase?If you don't give more benefits, the king will quit. How good is the treatment of the West Hell?She has her own cute little wings that can flutter and flutter, and she can also breast-shake!Go down and touch the eight-pack abs, and then go down how thick-long are you guys!

Don't ask me how I know, it was just a beautiful and innocent accident.

……

Changsheng came out of the bathroom with an absorbent towel printed with small dumplings on his head. Chen Qingzhu seemed to have bought him new pajamas, and there were round glutinous rice dumplings printed on them from beginning to end.

Chen Qingzhu sat across the dining table and waited for him. After seeing the glutinous rice dumplings wearing dumplings, she said with satisfaction, "The tadpole rice is ready for you, but you can't eat more."

Changsheng clutched his slightly smaller belly in astonishment, took a deep breath and complained, "I slept for three days and lost so much weight!"

"It's not a matter of being thin or not." Chen Qingzhu patiently explained, "You haven't eaten much after sleeping for three days. Now you eat too much and your body can't bear it, and your stomach has finally shrunk a little. If you eat enough, you may lose weight." Harder."

Changsheng drooped his little head dejectedly, sat opposite Chen Qingzhu with an unhappy face, and sipped the tadpole rice noodles with a spoon, for fear that if he drank it too soon, it would be gone!

The chewy noodle beans flicked their tails, mixed with a thick and fragrant noodle soup.Chen Qingzhu also laid a runny egg in it, when poked with chopsticks, the bowl immediately turned golden yellow.

Attracted by the aroma, Goudan came out of the bedroom, and quickly ran to the dining table, looking expectantly at the tadpole Mifen in the longevity bowl with his big round eyes.He even wanted to put his front legs on the edge of the table and blink his eyes to be cute.It is said that this tactic is very effective, and it is no problem to be able to impress thousands of girls.

He was just about to stand up and kick his hoof, but he was thrown to the ground suddenly.With his belly exposed in the scented air, Hades looked at the culprit in horror.

"Want to serve?" Chen Qingzhu sneered, wiping her hands, "Do you want to be braised or cumin?"

Yan Wang rolled over and sat up, looking at Chang Sheng in disbelief: Why didn't you fight the injustice for me!I'm your cute little pet sheep bleating!

Changsheng silently lowered his head to drink the soup in the bowl.

Chen Qingzhu explained, "I didn't mean to bully it, but..."

"I understand, I understand. If you are too spoiled, you will turn into a bear." Changsheng is simply a good and understanding baby, which forms a strong contrast with the sheep and dogs.

Chen Qingzhu rubbed Changsheng's head—although he wiped his hands with a wet towel after rubbing, "Although I haven't kept a living pet, I heard that when I was young, I would be more disciplined to behave myself."

Goudan trembled all over, what is a living pet!Compared with Hades, you have no advantage in keeping pets and dead pets, you know!

"Yuan Qing sent you some things. After eating, I'll teach you how to use the computer." Chen Qingzhu packed up the dishes, wiped the dining table into a mirror, and even cleaned the bottom of the table meticulously.

And Yan Wang, who was considering what acting skills to use to deal with the big devil Chen Qingzhu, had been completely ignored.

……

Sitting in front of the desk, Chang Sheng once again felt the greatness of Master.Chinese pinyin and so on are not a problem at all, okay?It's so simple, you can see it at a glance, and you can practice typing from one finger to two fingers!

Chen Qingzhu stood aside with his hands clasped, not quite understanding why the glutinous rice dumpling was so excited.

There is no difficulty in understanding simplified Chinese characters. Apart from being inflexible in typing, he has almost mastered the basic knowledge of computer operation.Longevity owes in his heart to Master's powerful teaching and his intelligence quotient that breaks through the sky.On the other hand, Chen Qingzhu naturally thought that this was just an instinctive memory of the body.

Although nothing was right, the two sides reached an agreement tacitly.

"What does this number mean?" Changsheng pointed to a series of 23333 and asked, "Why can't you just say cucumbers and bananas? What is lip-balm-man? What is lip-balm?"

Chen Qingzhu's face was ashen, "I'll teach you how to use Ma Huateng. Have you seen this account called [Jack Ma's Thigh Pendant]? After using Ma Huateng, you can ask him any questions you don't understand in Internet terms."

Changsheng often heard Master talk about various modern communication tools. Although he was a little surprised, he quickly accepted it, "Who is this [Papa Ma's thigh pendant]?"

"It's Yuan Qing." Chen Qingzhu added himself as a friend with a long-lived twisted vine. He pointed to a profile picture and said, "This is me."

The names are the same as Changsheng's real names, one is deserted and the other is straightforward, which is also in line with the original body's personality.

"Why is Yuan Qing called [Ma Yun's father's thigh pendant]?" Chang Sheng asked, "Yuan Qing's father is Ma Yun?"

Could it be that Yuan Qing was born in a divorced family, remarried with Ma Yun with his mother, but was bullied in the new home so he could only make a thigh pendant?Simply sad!Like a small cabbage in the twelfth lunar month of winter!No dad!

Chen Qingzhu sneered, "He thinks well."

It turned out that he didn't even have a stepfather, so Chang Sheng couldn't help but feel more sympathetic to Yuan Qing.

"If Yuan Qing sends you files, you can ask me to come over." Chen Qingzhu coaxed, "Sometimes Mahuateng will be stolen by others and send some Trojan horse viruses to you, so you must call me to come over to check. For example, This situation..."

Probably seeing that Changsheng was online, Yuan Qing excitedly sent over seven or eight small movies in succession, all of which were high-definition-uncoded versions.

Chen Qingzhu narrowed her eyes, and rejected all of them one by one.

[Ma Yun's father's thigh pendant: Wucao is you!Don't run after school! ]

[Wang Gengzhi: Daohao dog! ]

[Jack Ma's thigh pendant: ... whatghost? ? ? ? ]

Yuan Qing almost beat the keyboard on the opposite side, have you ever seen a hacking dog that distributes seeds to others!This hacking dog should be commended!