Online Dating to Alien School Grass

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Ah Yan, do we want to exchange photos?

This should be the initial process of online dating, but they have dragged it until now.

Fang Chang in the future (review): Look at yourself when you are running.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): It’s okay, after all, there is a discrepancy between the Internet and reality. (funny)

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I am not ugly, how about you?

Hands are so pretty, and voice is so nice, it shouldn't be so bad, right?

Fang Chang in the future (Xiuyan): Not as good as you.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahahaha, it’s ok, I’m getting better at complimenting people.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Looking forward to it, I really want to see what you look like.

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiu Yan): I will see you later.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hehe.

The phone rang suddenly, and Han Yiling quickly answered the phone with a few coughs, lowered his voice, "Hello..."

"Aren't you going out to play?"

Listening to the sound of being pregnant, the corners of Han Yiling's mouth rose wildly, it was so fucking touching.

"No, it's sunny outside, it's more fun to play games at home." Han Yiling said in his most gentle voice.

Xiuyan was silent for a while and replied, "It's not good for you to stay at home all the time, you have to go out for a walk."

"No problem, no problem, I'm going out now." Han Yiling quickly got out of bed and went for a walk outside.

Open the door and stick your head out to look around. No one is at home, so you can chat with him and go out.

Seeing him go out obediently, Xiuyan standing in the spaceship smiled.

Han Yiling: "I'm coming out, hey, do you want to reward a kiss?"

Xiuyan: "mua."

Hearing the cold sound of the Trojan horse, Han Yiling smiled and was not satisfied, "A few more, I want more!"

After several kisses, Han Yiling finally let him go happily.

The phone ding-dong, and the second brother sent another text message.

Did brother reply me today: Good afternoon Yiling brother O(∩_∩)O

Han Yiling sighed, Xiuyan asked what was wrong.

Han Yiling: "There is a younger brother who is about your age who always sends me messages, and he can't be shaken every day. I really don't understand what he is thinking."

Xiuyan was silent for a while, "Do you hate him?"

Han Yiling: "Yes, it's a bit annoying, and I can't delete it."

Xiuyan: "It's possible that he likes you, that's why he did this."

"No way, he really doesn't like it like that. He just treats me like a tree hole as a trash can. How can anyone send so many messages a day? It's completely irrelevant." Han Yiling shook his head.

He never thought about it that way.

That younger brother is a senior patient in the second grade, and only he supports him, so I look for him every day.

As for dating him online, he felt that he just wanted to continue talking to him.

Xiuyan was silent again.

Han Yiling: "What's the matter? Why aren't you talking?"

"Do you hate me?" Xiuyan asked.

Han Yiling laughed, "You are different from him, why do I hate you?"

Xiuyan: "Yes."

"Would you be sad if he disappeared?" Xiuyan asked again.

Han Yiling thought about it carefully, "It should."

There are old feelings without feelings. If the second brother died, he would definitely feel sad.

When a cat or dog dies, one will feel bad, let alone someone who texts him every day.

Ding dong.

Did brother reply to me today: Brother Yiling, I plan to delete you, and I won’t send you any more messages in the future.

Seeing this message, Han Yiling hurriedly told him, and said excitedly: "Fuck, this brother sent me a message saying he was going to delete me."

Xiuyan was a little sad, "Yes."

Han Yiling hurried back to him.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Be a positive person in life in the future, I wish you a happy life and good health!

Did brother call me back today: Brother Yiling, goodbye (bye with a smile).

"Holy shit, he said goodbye to me, and even sent me a smiley face. Why does he feel like he's going to die? Do you think he's going to die?" Han Yiling asked her boyfriend for help.

Xiuyan was at a loss for words for a moment, "Maybe he...he is saying goodbye to you for the last time, and we will never see each other again in the future."

"Isn't that just going to die? No, he seems to be suffering from depression. This is the rhythm of suicide." Han Yiling was so frightened that he couldn't even hold his phone.

Xiuyan was vague and didn't know how to persuade, "You...don't think too much."

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Xiao Le, don't do stupid things, life is still very beautiful, forget all unhappy things!Get in touch with everyone more, make more new friends, think about your parents, think about your relatives, and don't do stupid things!

Did brother call me back today: Brother Yiling, you are thinking too much, I just don’t want to play this software anymore, so I bid you a final farewell.

Han Yiling breathed a sigh of relief.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I feel relieved when you say that, don’t let yourself get overwhelmed! ! !

Did brother call me back today: umm O(∩_∩)O

"It's just like what you said, I was thinking too much, and I was scared to death." Han Yiling hurriedly reported the latest news.

Xiuyan smiled softly, "He's not as fragile as you think, so you don't have to worry too much."

Han Yiling denied him, "You haven't been in contact with him, you don't know what kind of person he is, and he would commit suicide every minute. His suicidal tendencies are very serious. He is not only in the second grade, but also a little bit depressed. , A small matter can be put countless times by him..." Han Yiling complained endlessly.

Xiuyan: "Uh...it's not that serious, is it?" It turned out that in his eyes, he was such a person.

Secondary school?Is he a sophomore?

Xiuyan took out the mirror and looked around, it was normal.

Han Yiling: "You haven't seen him before. Once you've seen him, you'll know what kind of person he is. I promise you will keep me talking."

Did brother reply me today: Brother Yiling, are you in love?

"He sent me a message again. Didn't he mean to delete it? Why hasn't he deleted me yet?" Han Yiling stopped under the shade of a tree, thought for a while and sent him a reply.

Anyway, it's the last time, and we won't be able to talk about it in the future.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Yes, how do you know I'm in love?

Did brother reply to me today: Because you want to date online, I guess it’s about the same time, with my brother’s charm, I must have talked about O(∩_∩)O

Did my brother reply me today: Does my brother like him?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Then of course my partner likes it.

Isn't this asking nonsense, I don't like being together.

Did my brother reply to me today: Does he have any shortcomings that need to be improved?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): (laughing and crying) Let’s talk about this, shouldn’t we?And you, did he use it wrong?I made a girlfriend.

Actually asked him about his partner, could it be possible that he wanted to replace it and rekindled hope?

Han Yiling had to give up his younger brother's thoughts.

Did brother reply me today: OK O(∩_∩)O

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I'm on the phone with my partner, so let's stop talking for now.

"What did he talk to you about?" Xiuyan asked.

Han Yiling patted the grass and sat on it, "He asked me if I was in a relationship, so I told him, and then he asked me about you, so I stopped talking to him."

Xiuyan: "Why didn't you talk to him?"

"Why should I talk to him?" Han Yiling asked back.

Xiuyan: "You chat with him. This is the last chat. Just answer whatever he asks you. Don't leave him any regrets."

Under Xiuyan's repeated persuasion, Han Yiling sent a message to the second brother.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Xiao Le, I will chat with you for another 10 minutes. After you finish talking, I will delete you, or you can delete me, okay?

He was ready to face the news bombardment.

Did brother reply me today: Yes, yes, thank you Yiling brother O(∩_∩)O

Did brother reply to me today: Brother Yiling, does your partner have any shortcomings?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Yes, people are a little bored, and a little cold.

Did my brother reply to me today: Doesn’t my brother like to be cold?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Yes, I like it, but some of them are too cold, and it would be better if I said a few more words.

Did brother reply me today: Say one more sentence or two more?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Anything is fine.

Did brother reply me today: OK O(∩_∩)O

In the spaceship, Xiuyan wrote down this on the information screen.

Did my brother reply to me today: Then when you are in love, when do you like to show up?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): It depends on the degree of relationship, one to two months is fine, half a year is fine.

Did my brother reply to me today: Does he usually do anything that annoys you?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Why do you always ask him?Don't you have anything to say yourself?

He originally thought that he would be bombarded with all kinds of news, but in the end, all the questions were about the facts about his relationship, and it almost became a reporter's interview.

Did brother answer me today: I am curious, please answer me O(∩_∩)O

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): That's not true.

Forget about not being familiar with him, there are still 5 minutes left, and I will delete it after chatting.

Did brother get back to me today: photo. (Screenshot of video software, inside is a handsome and casual boy)

Did brother get back to me today: photo. (Screenshot of the video software, this one has a different style, with a taste of a domineering president)

50 sheets are omitted below.

Han Yiling felt a little familiar looking at it, and finally saw a picture and suddenly remembered, isn't this the handsome guy he painted?

Why does he have them all?

Such a coincidence, all brushed?

Ding dong ding dong ding dong, hundreds of copies were sent, Han Yiling was dazzled by seeing them, and felt the enthusiasm of news 99+ after a long absence.

Exit directly, and after a while, wait for him to send all the messages before re-entering the chat page.

One thing to say, he really admired this kid's hand speed.

How did you manage to send so many messages per second?The hand speed of these 30 years can't keep up!

Did brother reply me today: What kind of clothes does Yiling brother like?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Just your last two, which are more casual.

He said casually, with so many photos, he wouldn't carefully screen every one of them.

Did brother reply me today: OK O(∩_∩)O

Did brother reply me today: photo.

Did brother reply me today: photo.

Did brother reply me today: photo.

The news quickly scrolled down, and in just a moment, there were countless more photos. This time they were all casual, but the styles were still different each time.

Did brother reply me today: Which one is Yiling's favorite?

Han Yiling felt a headache.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Anything is fine.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): When the time is up, I will delete you.

Quickly click to delete the friend, and at that moment the message came out again, directly on the screen.

Is it okay?If it is not on this page, there will no longer be a message displayed on the screen?

Did brother reply me today: Good brother, I will live by your side in another way, goodbye. (smile goodbye)

Fuck, is this fucking going to kill me again?

Are you sure to delete the friend?

After the deletion, there is an OK button, and it will be deleted after confirmation.

Han Yiling quickly clicked cancel and returned to the message page.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, weren't you all right just now?Why can't I think about it again?

Did brother reply me today: Brother Yiling, can you chat with me for another 10 minutes? (poor) (poor)

Han Yiling hammered the tree, shit!

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): The last 10 minutes! ! !

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Delete it after chatting!

Did brother reply me today: OK.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, you must mean what you say! !

Did brother reply me today: O(∩_∩)O

What the hell does this emoji mean?Do you want to rely on it later?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Answer me.

Did brother reply me today: Good brother.

Ever since, he became an emotional answerer again, asking what to answer, and chatting until he went home and lay on the bed, and the second brother finally deleted him.

Although he was cheated for a long time, fortunately, he was deleted in the end!

Han Yiling wept with joy, finally got rid of this clingy man, he had to celebrate it! !

After more than two years, finally got rid of it! ! !

Han Yiling felt that he slept more soundly at night.

When I woke up the next day and didn't see any information, I suddenly felt a little lost. Habits are really a terrible thing.

After thinking about it, I finally got rid of it, and I felt instantly happy, and called my boyfriend to tell what happened yesterday.

Because I chatted too late with my second brother yesterday, I ended up going to sleep without talking.

The strange thing is that this kid, Ah Yan, has suddenly become more talkative, and seems to be more flirtatious in chatting, what a pleasant surprise!

However, some of the love words he said were routines, and Han Yiling soon turned his back on the customer.

For a while, Han Yiling's daily routine was to chat with his partner, and then play games, enjoying his summer vacation.

When I'm bored, I will browse the post bar, and read the life records of other gays and the daily life of boyfriends in the gay bar.

Today is Valentine's Day, and that idiot didn't know, and didn't express anything.

He had even prepared gifts a few days ago, but he refused to tell him his contact information and address, saying it was inconvenient.

Han Yiling put away the gift and gave it to him later when he got married.

In the past two days, there are many posts showing affection in the post bar, especially today's Valentine's Day, there are a lot of red envelopes.

Why 520, 1314.

Suddenly a red envelope was sent, and it was from him.

Han Yiling is no longer surprised, no matter what he does or does wrong, the other party will always show up to remind him in time.

For example, after being scolded by his mother, Ah Yan would immediately comfort him when he entered the room. Those who didn't know would think that the monitoring was installed and the timing was just right.

After clicking to collect, Han Yiling was stunned when he saw the number on it.

It's a big slot, 1! !

In an instant, I felt that the red envelope was a bit hot, and it was too much.

Could it be possible that someone he casually dated online was a rich second generation? ?

Do you want to be so exciting! !

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Why do you post so much? (dementia)

back in seconds.

Fang Chang in the future (xiuyan): Is there too much?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Aren’t there many! ! !

This is too much money, he dare not take it.

The screen rushes towards my face, a feeling of online dating defrauding people of money!

Han Yiling quickly sent the red envelope and returned it intact.

He didn't claim it.

Fang Chang in the future (Xiu Yan): You keep it, this is my heart.

Little brother, your intentions are too heavy, I really can't bear it.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hurry up and get it, I really don’t want it.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I don't like red envelopes, just give me a gift from now on.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): Good.

The red envelope has been received.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Where did you get so much money?

If you are a rich second generation, quickly admit it!

Fangchang Lairi (Xiuyan): Is this a lot?

Han Yiling froze for a moment, I... go! ! !

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Isn't that much?

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): You must be the rich second generation! !

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): I am not.

Don't admit it?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Then why do you have so much money?Don't tell me you earned it by working.

Fang Chang in the future (Xiu Yan): This part is not, I have already spent all the money I earned from part-time jobs.

All used to make spaceship fuel.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Then this money belongs to your parents?

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Fang Chang in the future (xiuyan): My dad is very rich.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Then you still say you are not the second generation rich! ! !

Xiao Mian still wants to lie to him!

Xiuyan read the news and thought about it silently. His father is a state leader and very rich, so he should also be considered the second generation rich.

To Japan Fang Chang (xiuyan): I am the second generation of rich people.

The corners of Han Yiling's mouth couldn't stop rising, and he admitted.

Today is really exciting, the online dating brother not only has a nice voice but also has money, the key person is also very simple.

Where can I find this condition?What a bargain for him!

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Boss, please let me hold your leg.

The future will be long (modification): pictures. (his legs)

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiuyan): I'll give you a hug.

Tomorrow Fang Chang (Xiu Yan): I only give you a hug.

Han Yiling laughed out loud at the news and rolled on the bed.

Han Yiran's roar came from next door, "Han Yiling, can you keep your voice down, why are you giggling there?"

"I know, I know, a girl shouldn't be so fierce, and be careful not to get married." After Han Yiling answered, he smirked and clicked on the photo to look at it repeatedly.

"You can't marry a wife!" Han Yiran replied.

Han Yiling raised his eyebrows proudly, he already has a partner now.

Lying on the bed and looking at that photo, the more I look at it, the more I like it, this leg is absolutely amazing, the legendary long legs.

His boyfriend must be super good-looking!

But why is this background a bit strange?

Han Yiling zoomed in and looked carefully. Where is this place? The color of the floor and the exposed scenes on both sides make it feel like being in a room in a science and technology movie.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Where are you?

Fang Chang in the future (modification): In the boat.

Boat?Is it traveling outside?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Wow, yes, can you show me the surrounding scenery?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): The sea must be very big, right?

Long time to come to Japan (Xiuyan): It is not convenient to take pictures now.

Come to Japan Fangchang (Xiuyan): I will show you when we meet O(∩_∩)O

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Ah Yan, don't make such an emoji from now on, as soon as you do, I will think of that younger brother.

I don't know how the second brother is doing now. Han Yiling has been a little worried about whether he committed suicide or not, will he suddenly get overwhelmed?

But he didn't dare to take the initiative to add friends and send messages. If he took the initiative, he would not be able to get rid of the sticky person who was finally thrown away.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): Good.

The future will be long (modification): mua

The future will be long (practice): pictures (cartoon characters hugging each other and kissing each other)

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hey, Trojan horse, I love you.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I haven't asked which university you study in yet!

School is about to start, and they will go to school in a few days.

Fang Chang in the future (modification): The side is big.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Damn it!

Han Yiling jumped up excitedly, he is from the same university as him!

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I am also at Bianda University, you should be a freshman, I am your senior. (funny)

To Japan Fang Chang (Xian Yan): In the future, I would like to ask the seniors to give me more advice.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahaha, no problem, when the school starts, it will be our face-to-face day!

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): When the time comes, I will pick you up when you come!

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): Good.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hehe, happy.

Fang Chang in Japan (review): Me too O(∩_∩)O

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I told you not to make such an emoji.

Message retracted.

Tori Fangchang (review): Me too.