The number one lalang in heaven

He is the nephew of Ao Run, the Dragon King, and he is the fourth in the clan.Ao Run couldn't get away at the moment, so he was sent to meet Xianjun.

Today's young people are really generous and neat.Back then when Ao Run picked me up, he stammered a few words.

Ao Si was not timid, and eagerly introduced the customs of this place, told some precautions, and complimented my colleagues and me.

I was tired from the journey and wanted to rest, so after chatting for a while, I tactfully hinted that he could lead us to the guest room.

Ao Si looked at the two of us in a daze, and hesitated for a while: "Then what is the rule of Queen Mother Xi's Luanjia? Xiaoxian will continue to wait here?"

I:?

Me: No, who do you think I am?

The three of us froze in place, and a moment of embarrassment pervaded again.

18.

I take back my preface, this year's young people are the worst Dragon Clan I have ever seen!The business has been touted for a long time, and the co-author doesn't even know who I am?

19.

In the end, it was my colleague who broke the awkward silence, and he gestured to me: "This is Xichi Yuanjun."

Ao Si may have had a faint premonition in the silence just now, and when he heard that he pointed it out, he immediately knelt down: "Forgive the little fairy's clumsy eyes!"

With complicated emotions, I helped this young man with trembling legs up, and coaxed the children in a good voice: Don't be afraid, Xianjun doesn't eat dragons, just pay attention before speaking in the future.

Ao Si trembled: "Xiaoxian dares to ask for advice, shouldn't the Queen Mother be a woman?"

...This unlucky boy, didn't I tell you to pay attention to what you said!This little dragon who was taught by someone's family, if no one picks it up, I will catch it and make soup?

20.

Ao Si frightened us all the way to the guest house in the Dragon Palace, and whispered:

"It's because Xiaoxian didn't do things well...Xiaoxian thought the two were husband and wife, so she took it for granted and only prepared a big bed..."

... What a miserable life this fairy is living.

I pinched the bridge of my nose and took a deep breath, telling Ao Si to back down.

No way, I have always been too tolerant of juniors.

21.

As soon as Ao Sifu closed the door, my colleagues came over and laughed at me: "Xiaoxian please pay attention to the Queen Mother."

Me: You also climb for my old lady!

Me: ...something seems wrong?

22.

After Ao Si left, I fell into deep thought.

It's like this: folks say that I'm a woman, and I'm an ignorant commoner, so I admit it.

But I began to realize that many juniors in the fairy world who had never met me also began to think that I was a woman.

As I continued to think, I felt more and more that there were signs of this problem:

On my birthday last year, I received a lot of spices, Dan, Caiyun, Satin, Hairpin, Buyao. At that time, I thought that someone would be embarrassed to speak to the fairy girl in my house.

Looking back, it seems that since decades ago, when I was on a business trip, I was always arranged with Yaoji or other female colleagues.

Earlier, hundreds of years ago, when the old gentleman came to my cave as a guest, he said that a young friend who had just ascended to honor me with a piece of jewelry...

22.

Damn, it turned out that when I didn't notice, the clay sculpture's gears had already started to rotate quietly.

23.

When a problem is discovered, it is necessary to find a solution.After my colleagues gave such bad ideas as "publishing advertisements in Three Realms", "holding a press conference in Guishan", "reprinting all the portraits of the Queen Mother at my own expense", and other bad ideas, I finally felt that this matter might not be resolved for a while.

I have always been a man who does not trouble myself, and quickly decided that the matter should not be rushed.

More urgent is the immediate question: where to sleep tonight?

24.

Ao Si, a sincere child, heard that the couple was on a business trip, so he prepared a big bed room, and did not reserve a spare room.

My colleague and I stood opposite the bed, looking at each other.

24.

We use the method of elimination, first remove the wrong option "I hit the floor".

Just kidding, I am an innate respecter of gods, so at least I will grow up to be a hundred and eight thousand years old, let me sleep on the floor and his bed, you ask him, would he dare to bear it?

Let him hit the floor?I don't want to get the reputation of bullying the younger generation.

Sherlock Holmes once said that when the impossible is ruled out, whatever remains, no matter how bizarre, is the only conclusion.

The only conclusion is: we both sleep in bed together.

25.

Some friends may have to ask: Then why don't you all sleep in bed?

Thank you for the invitation, I am in the Dragon Palace, and I just got off the Xianfan through train first class, because I am not old-fashioned yet, above.

26.

I haven't slept in the same bed with someone for hundreds of years, and this "other" is the Emperor Beichen who spread the news with me all over the country, so I inevitably feel a little uncomfortable.

In the middle of the night, I tossed and turned on the bed with my eyes open, worried that I would not be energetic the next day if I didn’t get enough sleep, and worried that my juniors would laugh at me if I fell asleep, so I stared sideways at the moonlight coming in through the window in a daze.

By the way, how can the moonlight shine into the bottom of the sea?Speaking of the seabed, will you encounter sharks when you go out here? ...what if a submarine volcano erupts?Is there Atlantis in the sea?

After I thought about all the questions I could think of, I finally set my sights on Li Xuan who was beside me.

Li Xuan.

I took a taste of this name that I only learned today, and I always felt that I had heard it somewhere.Maybe Yaoyao mentioned it to me.

He was probably fast asleep, exhaling slowly and long, even the sound of breathing was very light.It's a person like him, upright and self-sustaining.

My gaze moves upwards.Why do I feel that this person is married to me during the day?

27.

There are two types of gods: those who are innate, that is, they are gods when they are born;Generally speaking, the latter is more likely to produce crooked melons and cracked dates than the former, such as Zhang Guo Lao Tie Guai Li and so on.

I don't like to look at myself in the mirror, but after thousands of years with this appearance, no matter how loose I am, I should understand it thoroughly.

The innate god transformed from Xihua Zhimiaozhi has a natural appearance.A mortal once described me as "short-cut, celestial appearance hides kindness, peerless appearance, and a real soul." It can be seen that I am not only good-looking, but also good-looking and kind-hearted.

And even though Li Xuan ascended from a mortal body, it is really rare that his appearance is not inferior to that of a congenital god.

My eyes wandered between his features.He hides the front between his brows, his facial features are profound, and his bones are extremely straight. He is the gentleman of Zhilan in the vivid words, but he is not the appearance of an emperor.

I see.It's no wonder that a "Mother Goddess" with a man's body and an overly dignified young emperor are a good match.

I chuckled, but Li Xuan said hoarsely: "Senior Yang doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you laughing at?"

28.

My first reaction: He doesn't think I'm a pervert, does he?

29.

In interpersonal communication, there is an unwritten rule: If you and your colleagues find that each other has not slept in the middle of the night, then you have to chat.

I thought about telling him about "husband and wife" and "gentleman" as a joke.

He carefully looked at my face for a while, and concluded: "Senior Yang has slightly thinner and black eyebrows, long eyelashes and phoenix eyes, with a gentle and easy-going demeanor; his brows are bright and peachy, and more restrained. It is indeed a couple. "

He continued to look at him: "Actually, I have always felt that it is one-sided and arbitrary to meet people only by face-to-face. In fact, people have considerable reason from head to toe. Let's take the picture of husband and wife as an example. You and I both have long necks and pointed chins. And although your shoulders are not as wide as mine, your waist is thinner than mine..."

Being measured inside and out by his eyes, I quickly changed the subject: "...I didn't expect you to be quite good at physiognomy."

Li Xuan stood up halfway, resting his chin: "I just did some research when I was a mortal."

I laughed and said, "Then you must be a dandy in the mortal world."

He looked at me with a wrong eye: "Senior, don't you have any impression?"

"What impression?" I felt a little hot from his stare, so I turned my head away slightly.

I felt his gaze traced on me for a long time before I said, "It's nothing. It's late, senior, let's rest."

I couldn't wish for it, so I quickly said good night, and this time I closed my eyes and focused on sleeping.

30.

Before I fell asleep, I vaguely remembered the way he looked at me intently just now.

Strange, why is it stuffy in the Dragon Palace?

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Note:

"Short-cut, the beauty of the sky conceals the kindness, the appearance is peerless, and the real soul is also." - From "The Internal Biography of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty"

The Queen Mother of the West is prior to the Jade Emperor in the fairy world.The queen mother should have existed before Yanhuang, one is the daughter of Pangu, and the other is the goddess of creation.The Jade Emperor is said to be a mortal who was invited by the Taishang Laojun to be the emperor, and some say he is a congenital god.My setting uses non-innate gods.

31.

Staying in the Dragon Palace for the past few days has made me bored.

There are generally two types of business trips for gods of our level: one is when the problem is clear, and there are problems that cannot be solved in the local area, and they come to our headquarters for help.This kind of work is generally worthy of a special book and made into a movie.The gods saw clearly and then used magic to turn the tide and save the people from the fire and water.

And our business trip this time belongs to the second type: the relatively boring (hundred) year inspection, that is, to come down to see if the subordinates are managing their fiefs well, whether the (hundred) annual report is true, and whether there are natural disasters and man-made disasters concealed.

This kind of tedious work is generally divided into three steps: first check the documents, check the records, and then conduct on-site investigation and interrogation. Finally, if any problems are found during the interrogation, you have to go to the mortal world to stir up trouble.Of course, most of the time, no major problems can be found.So it's mostly a trip to the lower realms, reading a lot of documents until the eyes are tired, talking a lot of scenes, meeting many lower-level immortals, and walking/flying a lot.

It can be as fast as ten days and a half months, and as slow as three years or five years.

Mostly ten days and a half months, because unless there is a major event such as genocide and the failure of the country's fortunes, small problems will be turned a blind eye