The number one lalang in heaven

The eye is gone.

So those folk filial sons and martyrs who were forced to hang themselves and buried their relatives alive, moved the gods at every turn, and attracted gods to bestow gold, silver, treasures or objects, most of them were made up.Dingpotian may have an idle earth fairy passing by to help, and it is 1 impossible to alarm the Taishang Laojun or Jiutian Xuannv.

32.

When ordinary people hear this, they may accuse us gods of being irresponsible and disregarding the lives of officials and officials.I have nothing to say about this, because the last god who tried to manage the fief in a smooth manner, the country and the people, has died of overwork.

To say he was dead might be a bit of an exaggeration.The truth is, he worked so hard that his magic power was exhausted, his godhead dissipated, and he could no longer be a fairy.

For the gods, it is almost the same as death.

Therefore, in the eyes of the gods, the death of a few people is really nothing, let alone the death of a good person.Immortals and mortals are different, we are not the same species, and our interests are not the same.

When mortals hunt and kill a hare, do they care whether it has done more good things or more bad things in its life, whether it deserves to die, whether there are eighty-year-old mothers and children?

No, people will only think that it is only natural that I want to eat when I am hungry.Only when the hare becomes an endangered animal and destroys the ecological balance, people will intervene for their own sake.

The gods also feel that bad people will do bad things, and good people will do good things. This is also a matter of course.Unless it shakes the Three Realms, it's not worth meddling with.

The so-called world is not benevolent and treats everything as a straw dog, which means: We will take care of it when something big happens, and we guarantee that you will not be killed, and you can play the rest by yourself.

33.

Of course, Li Xuan might not agree with this.He is a mortal flying fairy, and the world is similar to his mother's family. Although the water splashed by his son who has already ascended, the kindness of nurturing is still there.

That's why he took this trip very carefully.

I leaned over the desk, yawned the 320th eighth time, and looked at him sitting in the Longgong Library Pavilion reviewing annotations.

This colleague of mine really is Zhilan Yushu.He lightly raised the tip of the pen, and row after row of beautiful square characters were neatly listed on the paper, which can be described as both beautiful and fast.

Rao, with his speed, he could only approve the third and fourth water transportation papers in one morning, not to mention the rainfall papers, fishermen papers, offering papers, personnel papers, injustice papers...

34.

My errands lasted about three to five years.

35.

Just when I hit the 320th ninth yawn, Li Xuan suddenly stopped writing.

I was taken aback, thinking that my laziness was hindering the eyes of this upright colleague, so I quickly straightened my sitting posture, like a student waiting for my master to lecture.

Li Xuan: "If you're bored, why don't we go out and finish the inspection first? Although it may not be very interesting, it's better than staying indoors all the time."

I nodded gratefully.

I casually borrowed a white gown from Ao Si, while Li Xuan wore a black round-neck gown, changed his clothes and planned to go out.

As soon as I straightened my gown, I saw Li Xuan staring at me without saying a word.

I couldn't figure it out: "Why, what's the problem?" I thought the long gown was out of date, so I turned around and went back to my room to change it.

Li Xuan stopped me and said, "No problem."

I was even more confused.You don't look like you have a problem with your eyes, little brother?

It took Li Xuan a while to say: "You are really suitable for white."

Isn't that right, whoever lives in the sky and rides the clouds and fog, who doesn't shuttle in the whiteness every day, is almost snow-blind.And white have complemented each other every day for hundreds of years, which god can not be suitable for white?

36.

No, why does this virtuous brother make me feel that we have met before every time he speaks?

37.

Before I could ask, Li Xuan had already looked away: "Let's go."

I had no choice but to follow along and suppress the doubt for the time being.

If you press it, you may forget it.After all, I have lived for thousands of years, and I am likely to continue to live endlessly. I have met almost all the men and women in the world. How can I remember what I met.

Never die, self face blind.

38.

In interpersonal communication, there is an unwritten rule: when you take a walk with your colleagues, you have to chat.

So I took the initiative to say: "I'm sorry, I didn't care so much about this trip, I made you laugh."

Li Xuan shook his head: "No. I understand. On the contrary, Senior Yang forgives me."

I blinked, and he explained to me: "I know that many gods don't like to care about trivial matters in the world, and they have gone on many business trips before. Many colleagues are unwilling to waste time and often urge me to close the case and go back to the business. Yang It's the first time I've seen Senior wait patiently like this."

Me: "I only pick big things to investigate, and you don't despise them. You are willing to examine carefully year by year, so I naturally have no reason to interfere. It's not my contribution, it's just waiting, I have plenty of time."

Li Xuan laughed, his eyes were bright: "It's really comfortable to partner with senior, it counts as my luck this time."

I waved my hand: "No. I don't feel sorry for you reading the mountain of documents by yourself. I want to share, but unfortunately I am not a careful person. You will inevitably have to review the records I have reviewed. It is a waste of energy. I will not I have delayed your work, so I might as well make up for it with more effort during the on-site inspection."

Li Xuan cupped his hands: "Then I'll have to work."

This ceremony is not very well-behaved, more like a joke among colleagues.It was the first time I saw him not looking so upright, and I suddenly felt that my relationship with this colleague seemed... a little closer?

I was a little curious: "Your former partners...would you be disappointed the first time you saw them so careless?"

Li Xuan laughed out his canine teeth: "No. Someone mentioned it to me before the ascension."

I touched my nose and said, "Oh...that's it."

When I saw him at a banquet before, he was always sitting quietly by himself, occasionally receiving a few toasts from his colleagues.Therefore, I always imagined that he was a loner who flew up alone, but I didn't expect that there were seniors behind him.

I don't know why, but it feels a little weird other than an accident.

Maybe it's because I have been a nominal couple for hundreds of years, when I find out that I don't know him very well, there is always a little...

acid.

39.

We first went around in the Dragon Palace.Although I don't often visit Dragon Palace, it's relative to my lifespan.Compared with Li Xuanchu who just arrived, the Dragon Palace can be regarded as my own backyard.

When I joked with Li Xuan like this, he frowned a little unhappy: "Senior, don't say that."

I stuck out my tongue: "It's true that you can't talk nonsense. Ao Run was scared to death when he heard it. You might think I'm playing tricks on his family."

He was led by me through a moon gate: "Are you familiar with the Dragon King of the West Sea?"

I said casually, "Hundreds of years ago, it was okay. He called me uncle and nephew very earnestly. Later, I didn't move around very often, and the relationship naturally weakened."

Li Xuan stretched his brows, and continued, "I thought you could be considered brothers based on your seniority?"

Me: "What are you thinking, my uncle and nephew."

Li Xuan: "..."

40.

I am happy.Scaring children with seniority, this used to be a repertoire of my annual Fairy Fair, and I never tire of it.In the past hundred years, there have been few people who have ascended, and I am not easy to take Joe to familiar faces, but it has been a while since I have enjoyed this kind of fun.

Li Xuan waved his face hesitantly: "Then the Dragon King of the West Sea..."

Me: "White hair, white beard, wrinkled face? Hey, what is this? Even if Ao Run's father calls him uncle, I can still be like that."

Me: "I am at least from the ancient Yanhuang era. Now many gods are conferred by the Western Zhou Dynasty, and they are one or two thousand years younger than me. Let alone the Dragon King, when I was jumping on the ground, the world has not yet divided home."

Me: "My seniority is very old, kid~"

Li Xuan said in a low voice: "I know."

I teased him: "Many of your actions, thousands of years ago, when the heavenly court ruled Tedot's fur, could be regarded as disrespecting the elders, and you must be punished."

He responded blankly.

Me: "You also ascended in the Western Zhou Dynasty, right? Jiang Ziya made you a god?"

He slowly came back to his senses, and replied in a low voice: "...Yes, no."

He: "In the Western Zhou Dynasty, it wasn't Jiang Ziya."

He: "Senior, it's you."

"Huh?" I didn't respond.

41.

Li Xuan looked at me with restrained eyes, but people couldn't see whether he was restraining sadness or nostalgia.

"...you made me a god."

42.

"...you made me a god."

...embarrassed.

My teasing froze on my face.

I said why there is an inexplicable sense of familiarity, and I dare to say that this kid was recruited by me.

But I don't have the slightest impression!

43.

Perhaps seeing that I was racking my brains to search for memories, Li Xuan smiled lightly and patted the back of my hand: "It doesn't matter if I don't remember."

He paused for a moment, his face had returned to normal, as if his mood swings just now were just my hallucinations: "Immortal Monarch and Heaven protect each other, maybe there are too many gods who have been sealed, and I can't remember clearly."

I replied blankly, and he nodded slightly, as if he had officially turned the matter over.

44.

After that, I didn't have much interest in visiting the Dragon Palace.After Li Xuan found out, he proposed to go back to the study to work.I nodded my head in agreement, and we headed back.

He was still sitting and writing on the opposite table, and I was in a daze with a volume of books.

I really can't read a word right now.I was thinking all over my head: When did I ever become a god?

I also said that I am the Lord of punishment and