Damn mental retardation

12

Soon, it will be the day of the college entrance examination.

After the last subject of the exam, Lin Xiao walked out of the exam room, took out his mobile phone and sent Su Bai a WeChat message: How are you doing?

Su Bai replied quickly: Not bad, how about you?

Lin Xiao: I feel okay.

Nothing happened there.

After a while, Lin Xiao sent another message without any hope: Shall we have a carnival tonight?It's hard not to study.

Unexpectedly, Su Bai replied: Yes.

So on the night when the college entrance examination ended, Lin Xiao and Su Bai sat on the floor back to back, each holding a book...

The room was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Lin Xiao had blue veins popping out of his forehead: ...

Su Bai was holding a large novel, his eyes were hungry and shone with rare excitement: I heard that this novel is very good, I wanted to read it a long time ago, I heard that the structure of this novel is particularly grand, and the plot conflicts It's super exciting, the characters are portrayed in detail, but the third year of high school is too important, I have never dared to indulge myself, today I can finally have a carnival, I want to watch it all night!

Lin Xiao looked hopeless: Oh.

You call it a fucking carnival!carnival!ah! ?

Su Bai was so excited that his face turned red. He pointed to the novel in Lin Xiao's hand and said, "This book in your hand is also very beautiful. It was written by the same author as mine. I heard that the ending is very unexpected. Do you agree?" very excited?

Lin Xiao was cold, cherishing words like gold: Excited.

Su Bai grabbed his shoulder and shook it, his eyes were burning: Do you want to stay with me all night?

Lin Xiao gritted his teeth: ... accompany!

Su Bai showed his small white teeth, smiled brightly, and turned his head to read a book.

Lin Xiao held his forehead in pain: ...

Damn this mentally handicapped...

13

When filling out the application form for the college entrance examination, Lin Xiao took Su Bai's application form and copied it directly.

Su Bai was a little embarrassed: Lin Xiao, it's a big deal to fill in the application form, otherwise you should take a good look.

Lin Xiao rolled his eyes at him, and said coldly: Who said that he was going to be admitted to a university?

Su Bai lacked confidence, and whispered: I am afraid that you... regret it.

Lin Xiao looked at him seriously: I don't regret it.

Su Bai blushed a little, and hurriedly pushed his glasses to cover it up: Yes.

On the night when the college entrance examination results came out, Su Bai and Lin Xiao waited together.

For more than a year, they have worked together and struggled together, but they are almost like comrades-in-arms.

When the time came, Su Bai first dialed the hotline to inquire about the results. Sure enough, the score was very high. Although it was slightly lower than Su Bai's mock exam, the first choice would definitely not be a problem.

Lin Xiao and Su Bai clapped their hands.

Lin Xiao sincerely congratulated Su Bai: Congratulations.

Su Bai is eager: quickly check yours.

Lin Xiao nodded and picked up the phone.

Su Bai handed over a hand, his eyes were clear and clear: If you are nervous, you can hold my hand.

Lin Xiao wanted to say that he was actually not that nervous, but after thinking about it, he grasped it without losing the opportunity.

Su Bai's hands are the same as his name, Bai.Not only is it white, but the fingers are slender and slender, and the joints are also small, almost like a girl's hand. The moment Lin Xiao took this hand into his, both of them froze at the same time.

Lin Xiao took a deep breath, and his originally calm heartbeat suddenly became chaotic.

Damn, it's okay if you don't hold it, but you'll be nervous if you hold it, Lin Xiao thought amusedly, and dialed the inquiry number.

Su Bai anxiously observed Lin Xiao's expression from the side, watching Lin Xiao's face from a slight smile to stunned surprise.

Su Bai pushed Lin Xiao: How much?

Lin Xiao put down the phone mechanically, and muttered to himself: No way...

Su Bai's heart turned cold, and the circles of his eyes turned red instantly: How much is it?

Lin Xiao burst into laughter: Hahaha, I am three points higher than you!High three points!Hahaha!

Su Bai was stunned for a moment, then laughed too, and punched Lin Xiao on the back while laughing: What were you doing just now, you scared me to death!

Lin Xiao stuck out his tongue: I'm just kidding you.

Su Bai was so happy that he patted the table straight: Tell uncle and aunt!

Lin Xiao suddenly said: Hey, do you still remember that we made a bet?

Su Bai said honestly: I remember.

Lin Xiao said: I can ask you to do one thing, anything, you can't go back on your word.

Su Bai pursed his lips, and said solemnly: "Okay, tell me."

Lin Xiao's eyes turned around on Su Bai's beautiful lips, and he smiled inexplicably and said: I owe you first, as long as you remember such a thing.

Su Bai was dumbfounded: Okay, I keep my word, so you don't have to worry.

Lin Xiao's mood was so happy that it flew up.

Damn, this little mentally handicapped, you are the one to watch.

14

After the results came out, Lin Xiao and Su Bai's class organized a party.

The content of the party is to eat first, and then go to KTV to sing after dinner.

The college entrance examination is over, and the mood of the students is very high, and the private room is filled with the sound of wild cries and wolf howls.

Su Bai sat in the corner, pushed his glasses from time to time, and quietly listened to the students singing. After everyone finished singing, Su Bai applauded seriously.

When it was Lin Xiao's turn, he sang a campus love song with a bright and light rhythm. He has a good voice and usually likes to sing. When the school organizes various parties, Lin Xiao is indispensable. When he opened his mouth, the originally noisy private room Then it fell silent, and everyone took the initiative to help him beat the beat, and some people hummed softly.

The whole time Lin Xiao sang, he stared at Su Bai intently.

Su Bai looked at Lin Xiao for a while, looked at the screen for a while, and looked at the ground for a while.

I don't know if it was because of the dim lights, but Lin Xiao felt that Su Bai was blushing all the way from his face to the base of his neck.

At the end of the song, Lin Xiao walked towards Su Bai amidst the roaring applause, and asked seemingly casually: How is my singing?

Su Bai praised sincerely: It's really nice.

Lin Xiao: You can sing a song too.

Su Bai waved his hand: I don't know much.

Lin Xiao doesn't give up: It's okay, just play, look at Li Chao, he has a broken voice and is still a mic bully.

Su Bai smiled and said embarrassedly: But I have never heard of the popular songs you sing.

Lin Xiao didn't care: Then you can sing an old song, I want to hear it, so you can just sing it to me, can't you?

In Lin Xiao's concept, the so-called old songs are probably the songs of Andy Lau and Jacky Cheung.

Su Bai scratched his head, nodded a little awkwardly and agreed: that's good.

Lin Xiao was happy, and clapped his hands loudly and yelled: Be quiet, be quiet!Student Su Bai is going to sing!

The ten-thousand-year-old cadre Xueba in the class actually wanted to sing. The students all expressed their curiosity. After applauding enthusiastically, the private room quickly fell silent.

Lin Xiao looked at Su Bai's slender and thin back, his brain became hot, and he added triumphantly: Cough, let me tell you, this song by Su Bai is specially sung for me alone, you can enjoy it later cranky.

The students immediately started booing: Hey hey hey hey!I know you two have a relationship!

Su Bai's ears turned red as hell.

Lin Xiao's goal was achieved, and he couldn't feel comfortable.

Immediately afterwards, a majestic and magnificent prelude sounded in the private room...

Su Bai held the microphone nervously, and introduced solemnly: Hello students, today I will sing for you the seventh movement of "Yellow River Cantata" - "Defend the Yellow River"...

The wind is howling!The horse is calling!

The Yellow River is roaring!The Yellow River is roaring!

The mountains and hills in Hexi are so high!Hebei Hebei sorghum is ripe!There are so many anti-Japanese heroes in Wanshan Cong!

The KTV private room suddenly turned into a sea of ​​joy, and the one who laughed the loudest was that bitch Li Chao, who slapped Lin Xiao's thigh while laughing: Hahahahaha Lin Xiao!Su Bai sang it just for you hahaha!Damn it, hahaha!You young couple are very enlightened, hahahaha!

Lin Xiao's face was completely green: ...

Damn retarded! ! ! ! !