[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Heaven, Taoyuan Township——

After passing through the gate of hell guarded by the bull-headed and horse-faced man, he somehow went directly from hell to heaven.

I always thought that the kingdom of heaven has an air that can suffocate monsters, and the bone girl is ready to hold her breath for the whole time. Then I thought about the ghost lamp that came with me, even if it is not a monster, it is still a ghost. It seemed that she tried to breathe a little bit.

It's ok, the air is better than this world, but not as fresh as hell.

"Taoyuan Township is the largest tourist attraction in the Kingdom of Heaven, and it is also preserved as a cultural heritage of the Kingdom of Heaven. But in essence, it is just a gathering of people with beautiful scenery, no sinners, comfortable and spacious wallets, and leisurely leisure."

Master Ghost Lantern, you definitely have some inexplicable hatred for Taoyuan Township.

Slowing down a bit, and staggering the position with the ghost lamp walking side by side, the bone girl leaned down slightly, and whispered beside Xiao Bai at a volume that the ghost lamp might not be able to hear, "Ghost lamp seems to hate Taoyuan Township?"

"Well, the relationship between Lord Ghost Lantern and Bai Zesang is very bad! Especially I hate people saying that he is very similar to Bai Zesang."

"White Pond?"

"The administrator of Taoyuan Township is a Chinese auspicious animal."

I understand, feelings are an international issue.

The bone girl nodded, stood up and hurriedly followed the ghost lamp who was walking away.

Taoyuan Township is indeed a tourist attraction and cultural heritage of the Kingdom of Heaven. The landscape is in line with the characteristics of the Kingdom of Heaven. Just looking at it makes people feel powerless.It's just that the bone girl can't adapt to the air here, and the scenery here is only a little bit better than the real world in her opinion.

As a relatively famous big monster, she is not suitable for this kind of dreamy, clean and clear place. Instead, she prefers the harsh environment of the small hell in hell. The aesthetics of monsters is very different from that of humans.That's why Qiao Ji once said that some human beings would agree with her ideas, which she once doubted.

On both sides of the path are soft and tender lawns, on which are planted peach trees full of peach blossoms, some of which are short and almost stick to the face.A few little white rabbits crawled around in the lawn, with a small bamboo basket on their backs.

"The staff in Taoyuan Township, because there has been a saying in China since ancient times that moon rabbits make medicine, by the way, their salary is only [-] yen."

"..."

So this is the average salary in Taoyuan Township that Lord Ghost Lantern said?It's really low no matter what you think.

"Senior Mustard Zi also worked here before?"

"Mustard... That's right, I worked as an intern in Taoyuan Township after I was born, and after I got my graduation certificate, I was transferred to Hell for some reason. Whether it's pharmaceuticals or torturing the dead, it's good at it."

Ghost Lantern carried his mace on his shoulders, looking ready for battle.

The bone girl rubbed her clothes, but she couldn't get rid of her sudden agitation. She always felt... a bit uncomfortable around here.

The bone girl looked at several houses with exotic features standing in the distance.

"Master Ghost Lantern, have you checked Senior Mustard's past?"

"I won't do this kind of thing privately, but the employees in hell will submit their resumes during interviews."

Heaven, Taoyuan Township, Baize Clinic——

It is said that Mr. Bai Ze, the deadly enemy of Lord Ghost Lamp, lives here.

Gu Nu and his party stood in front of the small house at the destination. The house was not big, but for Gu Nu, people who could own their own houses must be very rich, especially in Taoyuan Township, which sounds very high-end.

Looking around, in the courtyard, you can see many white rabbits putting herbs on the ground to dry, some running back and forth inside and outside the house, the white rabbits have a better work attitude than the ghost jailers, and those ghosts who yelled hell Is there any help?

"Ah... Master Ghost Lamp..."

The bone girl stood in front of the door and watched the ghost lamp take two steps forward and was about to knock on the door when a voice suddenly sounded behind her. Before the bone girl could turn her head, Xiao Bai, who was beside her side wagging her tail, ran out excitedly.

"Momotaro!"

"noob!"

"Momotaro! How are you doing these days!"

"..."

The bone girl tilted her head to look at the ghost lamp expressionlessly. This scene was really joyful. She had heard her colleague Master Yicun mention Momotaro working in the kingdom of heaven before, but she had never heard of such a classically beautiful person.Could it be that there were more people in heaven and hell before the Muromachi period?

"This is Momotaro. There shouldn't be much to say about his legends. I used to go to hell to find trouble, and later I was recommended to work in a farmhouse in heaven. Now I have completely reborn."

Gui Deng explained responsibly, and nodded to Momotaro who came over after exchanging greetings with Xiaobai, "This is a newcomer in hell, come with me to get some medicine, is that guy there?"

As he said that, he squeezed the mace in his hand tightly, and a thick smell of gunpowder unknowingly permeated.

"Master Bai Ze drank too much last night... I came back very late, and I haven't woken up yet. I'll get you what you want, ah, do you want to stay for breakfast?"

Momotaro carried a basket of peaches on his back, but held a sickle in his hand, waved it enthusiastically at the two, and soon felt that it was inappropriate and put it down.

...Well, it turns out that the food is really provided by the employees themselves, and it really is better to be treated in hell.

"Tsk."

Gui Deng smacked his lips in pity, "No need, it's like a poor drinker, is he ready for the goods I ordered before?"

"Before?...Ah, that one, wait a minute, I'll get it...for you..."

Momotaro remembered the order for the ghost lamp, passed through the crowd and opened the door, but the moment he opened the door, he stopped talking unconsciously.

The bone girl poked her head out from behind and looked inside. A person with a slap mark on his face was sitting in front of a cauldron, cooking a pot of dark food, with a gloomy face, chanting words like spells.Judging from the appearance of the dish, it looks a bit like the Heaven's Punishment Pot in hell, but the ingredients are not quite the same.

"What happened to him?" Bone Girl asked.

"I was dumped by a girl, and the reason is probably because of Lord Ghost Lantern."

Momotaro tried to calm himself down. It was not the first time that his boss had been humiliated and thrown to hell, but it is clear that there is a newcomer here!Can you not show this appearance in front of the newcomers in hell!The image of the Kingdom of Heaven has been completely destroyed by you, Mr. Bai Ze, okay?

"What is he saying?"

Ghost Lantern seemed to be in a better mood and asked.

"I don't understand, but it's probably a curse."

Momotaro answered truthfully, without stopping, and knocked on the door vigorously, trying to get the other party's attention, knocking louder and louder, but the latter didn't pay any attention to this side at all.

Unbearable, he roared, "Master Bai Ze! Master Ghost Lantern is here to pick up the goods!"

"Ghost lamp?"

When the man named Bai Ze raised his head, the thick dark circles under his eyes showed no sign of a sound sleep. His hair was messy because he had just woken up. His eyes were fixed at Still standing behind the ghost lamp outside the door, his face became hideous.

"You bastard!! You have the nerve to appear in front of me!!"

As he said that, he rushed towards the door, Momotaro turned his body as expected, and pulled the bone girl behind him by the way.

Then Master Ghost Lantern swung the mace he had been holding in his hand calmly,... and photographed him to the other end of Taoyuan Township.

"very pitiful."

Even if the other party couldn't impress the bone girl with a strong smell of alcohol, I had to express my sympathy for him.