[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

gates of hell—

The bone girl brought Qiao Ji to the gate of hell that she just passed today.

Whether it is the dead, the jailer, or the gods, if they want to move in the Three Realms, they must pass through here. There are many people and hands are mixed. In order to prevent some incidents from happening, Hell installed a watch that looks like an eye on the pillar of the gate of hell. Camera.

After the influence of time, the surveillance camera was finally on the verge of collapse after working day and night.The bull-headed horse-face who has been with it for many years couldn't bear to replace it like this, so he ran to the repairman in hell hoping to fix it.

"...Are you looking for a repairman or an ophthalmologist?"

Hashihime poked at the surveillance camera with her eyes closed, but the latter didn't give her any further response.

"Whatever it is looking for, anyway, Ma Mian has been reporting to Lord Ghost Lantern since I came back. If he hasn't come back now, he must have encountered some trouble."

Walking anxiously in the inner hall of the gate of hell, the bone girl looked around, hoping to find the bull's head left behind in the deserted pillar forest.

"By the way, Qiao Ji, have you reported it to Lord Ghost Lantern? Or go to Living Hell to explain the situation and hope that the other party will return the employee?"

"Eh? I went to Lord Ghost Lantern's place twice, but they were all in vain. If it's a living hell...it seems to be undergoing reconstruction, so I can't see the management over there."

Qiao Ji stood uneasy and rubbed her hands, hoping to prove that she had worked hard. The surrounding air pressure has been a little low since the bone girl just got angry. Although there is a tendency to pick up now,...but she doesn't want to stand with S ah!It's so scary!

"Well, there should be a set of countermeasures against the jailer Yan Modian who is on strike. I just don't know how the instigator of this incident and the managers of the living hell will be punished. Really, isn't it just climbing the stairs a few times a day? As for crying father and mother like this and jumping back collectively, if I can, I really want to go back to the place where I fell like flying insects... Ah, Niutousang."

The bone girl whose air pressure had risen began to complain that Lord Ghost Lamp had stuffed her with such a big burden, walked to the closed-eyed surveillance camera, stared at the other party for a long time, kicked the pillar with both feet as if to vent her anger, and then saw from a distance The head of a bull running around.

It's a White Zee carnivorous cow with a nose ring, chains behind her shoulders, a skull necklace and a spear.

Bone Girl Remembers that when Master Ghost Lantern introduced Niutou when they met for the first time, he spoke highly of her.

"Oh? Is there anything else you can do, Ms. Bone Girl?"

Niutou gave her a coquettish look, which made Qiao Ji shrink back towards the pillar in fright.

"It's nothing serious, but can you not report the fact that I came back today? How can I say that I still have one day off and can't waste it, so Ma Mian hasn't come back yet?"

"No problem~ Little Eyeball feels a little uncomfortable today, and I will keep it a secret for you! Don't worry, Ms. Bone Girl, go and play~ Have fun! For horse noodles, it's hard to find a repairman, so you should be back soon."

The carnivorous cow gave the bone girl a thumbs up, as if supporting her towards her youthful future.

"Thank you very much. By the way, Niutousang, I met Bai Zesang in this world, because I just bought a mobile phone and left two photos. Do you want it?"

The bone girl took out her mobile phone while talking, and enthusiastically sold Bai Ze, who was dressed like an old man, to the bullhead who instantly turned into a meat-eating girl, and contributed to defeating his fan club.

With satisfactory results, the purpose of this trip was fulfilled. After sending the photos to Niutou, the bone girl left the gate of hell with her mobile phone in her mouth. After thinking about it, it would be better not to be seen by others. I put it on.

It has to be said that she couldn't recognize herself after wearing it. How did Qiao Ji find out before?

"...Isn't it like?" Qiao Ji, who was being questioned, couldn't help but ask back.

The bone girl silently touched her face, it turned out that she has no talent in cross-dressing...

"However, no one should recognize the bone girl who mixed in with the dead. After all, the general prison guards are not as neurotic as the recording class, and rarely pay attention to the appearance of the dead.... What else do you want to do, bone girl?"

"It's nothing, I just want you to inform Mr. Ghost Lantern. I can't get those jailers back. Before I come back, I still hope Mr. Ghost Lantern will give them some color."

Spreading out her hands and observing her small palms carefully, the previous bone girl already looked very lacklustre, but now this one looks a little shorter than the previous one,... and a little more harmless.

She also wants to be a black loli!Why did she become a joker!

"Huh? I'm going?"

"Could it be possible to let me who is still in this world go? Even if the reason for the prison guard's escape is not the management, the consequences must be borne by the management....Go, Qiao Ji, don't worry, Lord Ghost Lantern understands the truth and will not beat people casually of."

"Who said that! A few months ago in Santuchuan, I didn't do anything and he..."

After being held back by the mace and flying out at the speed of the third universe, the painful memories of being forced to sign a prostitution contract flooded her mind, and Qiao Ji shrank her neck in fear.

"Listen to me, it's really just you courting death."

The bone girl calmly pierced the essence of what Qiao Ji said.

Hell, live hell—

Waiting for the management of the living hell to tremble under the face of the ghost lamp.

Because the living hell is closest to the impression of the dead on hell, it has the largest number of dead among all hells, and it can keep the progress of the work in the process of rebuilding the hell. This attitude needs to be learned.

Observing the hard-working animals or jailers on the endless bare red soil around her, Qiao Ji stood behind Lord Ghost Lamp without saying a word.

"Master Ghost Lantern is very busy, but even ghosts and gods need to rest. This time should be in the cafeteria of hell, and then I will go to my room to take a nap. If you can't find it, go to the snapdragon bush in the backyard. Ah, of course , first go and ask other employees if Mr. Ghost Lantern is on a business trip."

Bone girl, are you a stalker?Why do you know so much about Lord Ghost Lamp's work and rest habits!Don't let her be disillusioned with you anymore!

According to the bone girl, Qiao Ji successfully found Lord Ghost Lantern who had disappeared twice in the snapdragon bushes in the backyard. After explaining her intentions in detail, she was ordered by Lord Ghost Lantern surrounded by black clouds to go to Daoshan Hell first.

All the way to Daoshan Hell in silence, the scene in front of him did not disappoint what Hashihime had imagined. After finally driving away the last jailer, the dead began to revel. The wine is surprisingly similar after being snatched by the dead.

Qiao Ji touched the notice board at the door, which was obviously freshly inserted, hoping to find the figure of the bone girl among the dead, but there were too many dead people to find it.

"The Knife Mountain Hell is not a hell for drunkards. The dead here should still be sane, Miss Qiaoji, right? Come with me and wait for the living hell."

Seeing that the dead didn't seem to be running away so quickly, Ghost Lantern turned and left straight away. Before leaving, he glanced at the notice board behind Qiao Ji and nodded in agreement.

Then came to the waiting living hell, which is such a scene.

Qiao Ji has enough reasons to believe that even if King Yan Mo came, they would not perform such a great gift.

Hashihime couldn't help shaking her body when she realized that she was walking with such a terrifying person.

"Master Ghost Lantern, the reconstruction of the living hell is halfway through! If you take the jailers back now, there will be a big problem! It will be fine in another day! We must return them tomorrow!"

"...Miss Qiao Ji, your manager will come back tomorrow, right?" Ghost Lamp suddenly turned his head.

"Huh? Ah, well, the bone girl is on vacation for three days, and she should be back tomorrow."

Hashihime straightened her back and replied.

"Approved, all the jailers belonging to the Sword Mountain Hell must be transferred back tomorrow, even if they don't want to, they have to go back. Who is it that lent you the manpower of the Sword Mountain Hell?"

"The manpower of the rest of the hells is obtained by the managers who personally go to the general managers of the major hells!"

"..."

Qiao Ji felt that calling out the head of the hell must not have much brains, even she knew that lending out all the manpower of a hell would affect the performance of her hell.

Will he fly out at the third cosmic speed?Or is it at the uncalculated fifth cosmic speed?