[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, hell on the mountain of knives—

The dung beetle dung mud class where raw materials are produced.

The bone girl didn't know where this place was.

When I went to discuss the solution to Daoshan Hell with Lord Ghost Lantern, the latter suggested sending them to work in the inner hall of Yan Mo Temple. After the bone girl asked inexplicably, I learned about such a strange place.

Judging from the name, it is impossible to tell what kind of research department it is, but the surprising trust can be seen from the attitude of Mr. Ghost Lantern.With the idea of ​​giving it a try, Bone Girl signed a dispatch order, throwing a series of jailers who are currently struggling in the knife mountain hell to this place.

A department that is not mosaic, but still has a name that has been criticized by others.

"The dung beetles there work hard every day, hoping to research top-quality dung mud. They also like to take some raw materials from ghost jailers for mixing experiments... In short, it is right to send them there."

These are the original words of Lord Ghost Lamp.

Hearing this and not knowing their work, the bone girl will have to go back to the furnace and rebuild.To sum it up in one sentence, the only value of doing meaningless work is to throw useless jailers over to the structurally reformed department.

"Get the ingredients on your body?"

"Yes, hair and skin secretions and even the jailer's meat, they seem to believe that they can research the top-quality excrement from these things."

"..."

Feeling that it would be a waste of life to struggle with the filthy-sounding word "shit", the bone girl brought the assignment letter proposed by Lord Ghost Lamp back to Daoshan Hell, and saw the pus-covered jailers running towards After this unspeakable part, the bone girl clapped her hands, watching the dead from the Knife Mountain Hell being taken away in order by the next hell, and was idle for a while.

Sitting on the rock and listening to the singing of the snapdragon grass, the bone girl patted her legs and waved to the trembling Qiao Ji not far away, signaling her to come over a little bit.

"Go, bring me a big piece of paper."

"...Miss Bone Girl?"

Although puzzled, Qiao Ji, who was free with the bone girl, ran outside the hell to find the "big paper" that the other party said. On the way, she passed by a notice board that seemed to be newly inserted by the bone girl, and after thinking about it, she removed it.

The bone girl who stayed in place patted herself on the head again, looked up to the sky and sighed, stood up, walked aside and began to move the snapdragon grass.

When I'm bored, I always find something to do for myself, even if it's boring.For example, she now moves the snapdragon here and then back again.

"One, jailers who don't work hard are scum."

"Second, the dead who are unwilling to be punished are scum."

"Three, the dead who resisted the jailer are all scum."

"Four, the guys who jump back are all scum."

"...Uh, Ms. Bone Girl, may I ask if this is..."

Reluctantly finding a large piece of paper that met the bone girl's requirements, Qiao Ji timidly handed over the brush to the other party. Seeing that she had written a few points on the paper, just from the surface, it looked a lot like her complaints.

...But why did it have to be posted in such an eye-catching position!

After writing four o'clock, there was a large space left, but the bone girl didn't mind, and she tiptoed to stick it on the big rock at the entrance of Knife Mountain Hell.

"This is the code of conduct from now on...Qiao Ji, come and help me."

Giving up her shoulders, the bone girl gave the things to Hashihime, who was a head taller than herself.I have to say that she is really a beauty in terms of height.

"Eh? Oh, um, is this a code of conduct?"

Witnessing the prestige of the bone girl yesterday, Qiao Ji had to look at her from a new angle, compared with herself who could only be bullied into a corner by the jailer... she should be obedient.

I just hope that I don't queue up and recite the guidelines three times before work every day like the introduction department.

"...That's the only way a weak youkai like me can do it."

"No, I don't think you will be weak." Qiao Ji quickly interjected, if you are considered weak like this, then what about her?A quadriplegic who has lost all five senses and can't develop a sixth sense?

"...It was just an accident yesterday. I have clarified it all over again. Have you forgotten that some time ago, I yelled at the head of the hell to implement the poison policy in the knife mountain hell, and asked me to study the poison thing."

"..."

Hashihime looked at the person in front of her in surprise.

"Although it hasn't been officially put into use yet, I always feel that I got an incredible infectious poisonous weed in Taoyuan Township. After testing with two dead people, I smeared the poison on the edge of the knife mountain. It happened that there were still some poisonous weeds on the corridor when I was passing by. A few guys were playing UNO cards, and they just kicked it down, but the infection will be slower on the high platform."

"Wait, wait, Mrs. Bone Girl, are you saying that I, we have also been poisoned by that kind of... er, poison?"

Qiao Ji interrupted her in a hurry, groping her whole body uneasily, hoping that she would not be as miserable as the dead at that time, they could be resurrected but she couldn't!

"Because I don't know poisons, when I developed them, I discussed them with Mr. Ghost Lantern and got the antidote... That's why I let you get closer to me at that time. If you were dawdling then, you probably won't be able to see me now. .”

"Please tell me about that kind of thing sooner!"

The imminent death made her wonder if her current existence was real.

"Speak earlier? Do you want to be squeezed to death by a group of dead?" The bone girl snorted, stretched out her hand and looked at her small palm, "So I don't have much strength, bone girl, I can only hate myself from the bottom of my heart The human race, that is, the "scum" that the bone girls set to hate, poses a little threat, but it is still impossible for jailers who are not familiar with it to do everything in detail."

"Although it is said that my negative BUFF is a little harder than this, but it has not been used for a long time."

"...No, I already think that you who can develop that kind of lethal poison are already very powerful."

"That is the finished product with the help of Master Ghost Lamp. It is said that what I made can't make an antidote, so it is not recommended to use."

"Master Bone Girl, please don't touch poisonous weeds anymore!!"

"Those things are fine anyway. In short, I need to suggest myself from now on. Those who don't do this are scum and need to be punished... Only in this way can I truly use my abilities. How can management that can't bring fear to the prison guards?" It's good management."

The "Jailor" Qiao Ji, who had finished posting the notice, took a step back from the bone girl in fear.

The bone girl looked up at her work in satisfaction, and finally picked up the pen to mention her name in the lower left corner, put the brush on the stone, turned around and walked outside the Daoshan Hell, not forgetting to greet Qiao Ji, "Go, Go to that dung beetle wrapped in dung beetle...then take a look at that class."

"..."

Can she not go!

Qiao Ji, who wanted to stay away from the bone girl but was forced to keep up, wanted to cry but had no tears.

Hell, what kind of dung beetle mud course-

Clutching her nose, she walked in. Both Gu Nu and Qiao Ji did the same thing.

"Oh? It's Miss Bone Girl from the Knife Mountain Hell. I have heard about the news that the poison you developed has suppressed a dead person in hell. Thank you very much for providing such a thing to our dung beetle dung mud class. What a piece of material."

It turned out to be called this.Bone Goddess pinched her nose calmly and stared at Mr. Dung Beetle, who stood in front of a pile of shit like a class leader.

...In fact, in her opinion, these dung beetles all look the same.

"No need... I'm more curious about what kind of changes this place can bring to our jailers."

"No problem at all! When they return to their hometown, they will be healed physically and mentally."

"..."

It turns out that, in a sense, he was indeed healed spiritually.

The bone girl who pinched her nose from the beginning to the end didn't even dare to open her mouth to breathe... Anyway, she was just a skeleton and didn't need to breathe.

Thinking of this, the bone girl turned her head to look at Qiao Ji who was blushing.