[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, Yan Modian canteen——

The TV was playing the present-day travel channel.

Ghost Lantern and Yan Mo Dawang ate the delicacies of hell, while admiring the scenery of the world that hell does not have.

Anyway, the people in hell just don't know how to appreciate the beautiful scenery. The last time Mu Jing brought the photos to Niutou Mamian, they could only see that the number of snails in the forest in the rain had increased several times.

"So, it turns out that hell has also begun to recruit jailers other than ghosts."

King Yan Mo looked at the human specimens on TV, and sighed easily thinking of the bone girl who was a new employee in hell that he met today.

"It started a long time ago, my lord, hasn't it been too long since you dealt with the issue of understaffing in hell?"

The ghost lamp responded coldly, "The work of the reception department was stagnant before, and there is also a shortage of employees who don't like to go to hell, and the number of cat jailers. Your majesty, you haven't asked about it, have you?"

In the first two cases, he pried people from the kingdom of heaven. The latter problem has not yet been resolved. The idea of ​​a new hell is now only a train and a jailer.

Gui Deng deeply felt that his setting had changed from a dark scene to an old lady unconsciously.

"Ah, that, isn't there Ghost Lantern Lord, you are here...!"

King Yan Mo desperately shirked responsibility, and the oncoming ghost lamp mace jabbed fiercely, as if considering factors such as still eating, he was finally taken back.

Thinking of the image of Gui Shenzhi's mother, Gui Deng felt that she could not be spared so easily.

"Please don't forget that you are the king of hell."

"But Mr. Ghost Lantern, you always think that this king is troublesome and you won't deal with it..."

King Yan Mo doesn't have the image of "King of Hell" at all, he is wronged like a little daughter-in-law.

Indeed, when encountering troublesome things, Mr. Guideng would always say "the king has to sit in the back and plan his strategies", but in fact he thought he was troublesome and solved the matter secretly.The representative incident is that after the dead took away the alcohol of Yaqi Orochi, the handyman who called Hell, he privately changed the rebirth guidance of Hell from "hell where alcoholics don't drink alcohol" to "hell where alcoholics keep drinking."

"Your existence is disgusting enough."

Gui Deng coldly expressed his dislike.

Having been clearly identified as a problem, Lord Yan Mo felt that Lord Guideng would definitely usurp the throne and become the new King Yan Mo if this continues. Although he does not have much talent in dealing with problems...but he cannot be insulted like this!

King Yan Mo, who was burning with anger, rapped twice on the ground with a mace in the ghost lamp, his cold and sharp eyes flashed with murderous intent, and his arrogance subconsciously subsided.

Waiting for living hell, not happy place -

Yashayi and Biscuit retired after they got married, which made Unxi, who had just found new staff at that time, short of manpower for a time.Under the adjustment work of the ghost lamp, it has recently become calm.

It is said that the jailer is a job that eats the iron rice bowl, and it seems to be very popular, but why is there such a shortage of manpower?

Especially animal jailers.

Ghost Lantern, who is a bit partial to animals, is rarely impatient with the lack of manpower after inspecting the work of the unfavorable place again.He didn't expect that it was all due to the fact that he opened up a new type of hell and took away most of the staff.

In short, the direct effect of his irritability is that the animals who don't like it are the beast instinct to keep them away from the ghost lamp.

Xiaobai, who still dares to lean on you under such circumstances, is simply a brave man!

Akiakisuke, who was hiding behind a rock not far away, spoke highly of his friend Rarely.

Xiaobai is a dog who fights ghosts with Momotaro because of glutinous rice balls. In many story versions, Afghan hounds are the majority.But now, in the eyes of the bone girl, it is simply the product of a white bear's miniaturization.

"Master Ghost Lantern, did this dead man commit any crime?"

The little white bear wagged its tail and came to the side of the ghost lamp. The snow-white hair and the color of hell are two extremes. The job of the jailer who doesn't like it is to eat the dead. The extent is thanks to Lord Ghost Lantern.

The status of the ghost lamp in the bone girl's heart opened up a long list of King Yan Mo.

"This is a bone girl who is screaming hell. She is a little interested in the work of Unhappy Place, and hopes to learn from the past."

Ghost Lamp put aside the question about the shortage of practitioners for the time being, and squatted down to pat Little White Bear's head.

It's not easy that there are still employees in hell who are working hard to torture the dead.

"Bone girl? Is it a monster who wears human skin and curses those heartless people?"

Xiaobai seems to enjoy the touch of ghosts and gods, and his tail swings from side to side, fully showing his excitement.Looking at the bone girl who looked around, she labeled the other party a "revenger".

"It is true that there is such a saying... But now people's definition of heartbreakers is very vague. In modern times, the existence of bone girls has become less and less meaningful, and the meaning has become more and more vague. The setting of cursing heartbreakers has long been established. It's been forgotten for a long time."

The bone girl feels that it is a great loss for her not to have a black history.In the final analysis, she did not become an earthbound spirit but became a bone girl, and the reason for this was very curious to herself.

The conclusion given to her by Mr. Guishen Zhixi is that the trio from the reception department were lazy when they came to her side.

After actually going to hell, she also tried to find the trio in charge of her, but there were too many people and nowhere to be found.

"Does that mean that the current Miss Bone Girl is harmless?"

"It's a bit wrong to say that it's harmless. Originally, the bone girl is not a monster with three heads and six arms. She can't reach the level of Shuten Doji. But there are still many negative buffs for the heartless guy who makes me instinctively disgusted. Details I don't know for sure, but I heard from Senior Mustard that the dead who were put into a state seemed to end badly."

Unconsciously adding a negative state to people, she is afraid of this skill.

Although it was not implemented because of the young age at the time of death and the narrow range of activities after death.But it was in coming to Hell to serve as a jailer that she first perceived the joy of torment.

The bone girl felt that it was a pity not to use the only selective lethal weapon on her body.

"You should be more suitable to go to Hell of the Congregation."

After understanding the nature of the bone girl, Gui Deng began to consider the issue of re-transfer of the bone girl who had just been transferred, but the latter hurriedly refused.

"No need, let's just call hell, and a place like Zhonghe Hell... I prefer to stay with Kazu-senpai."

Akashi-senpai, who is full of violence all over his body, is really her idol.

"Since you don't want to go, I won't force you. But please go to a place when you are free."

Gui Deng didn't struggle with her transfer for long, and she could see her laissez-faire attitude towards the employees. Instead, she made a serious request. Seeing his serious appearance, the bone girl couldn't help but swallow the saliva she didn't have and waited for him. below.

"Don't worry, it's not too far away. It's just a trip to Taoyuan Township, where Momotaro is working."

...Taoyuan Township, it seems that Senior Mustard Seed once said that it is a tourist attraction in the Kingdom of Heaven.It seems to be the former work place of the seniors.