[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

In front of the Chu River Hall, on the banks of the Santuchuan River——

The King of Chujiang and the King of the City are the second of the Ten Kings of Hell. They are slightly similar in setting, but they are quite different.

For example, the two kings are kind old men, and the assistant officers of the two kings are both served by animals.

For example, King Chujiang is responsible for the second trial of the dead and monitoring whether they have gone to the place they should go through Santuchuan, but the king of the city is burdened with the responsibility of "cutting the tongue" which sounds bloody at first glance.

For example, King Chujiang's assistant is a panda named Panji dug from China, and the assistant of City King is the famous "Tongue Cutting Sparrow" Age.

The bone girl who had never seen the two kings was suggested by her former director of the Flying Insects Department to check with the King of Chujiang at the Chujiang Hall in front of Santuchuan because the list of the dead in Daoshan Hell was incomplete.

After going to the Chujiang Palace, the assistant officer there, Fat Ji, told him that there was something wrong with the work of the Chujiang Palace. Recently, the number of deceased from the Qinyuan Palace has decreased a lot, and he was told that most of the dead were registered at the King Qinxuan. The recent copy has not passed the review and report of the kings.

It's just a cheap task flow RPG game.

Sighing, I was fine anyway, so I came to the famous Santu River in hell. If there is any place in hell that is the most famous, it must be it.

Even the ignorant and ignorant bone girl had heard of this scenic spot. After coming here, she couldn't help but take a closer look. Most of the dead waded across the river and were swallowed by the rare birds and beasts in the river. The better people ran away. He should be able to run away soon. If he hadn't done this kind of thing before, he would definitely feel scared.

After walking two steps forward, he noticed something was wrong on the Santu Bridge and stopped.

There are many ghosts or dead people standing densely on the opposite side of the bridge. Occasionally, a few female dead people can be seen coming.The Santu bridge is very wide, painted with red-black paint that matches the atmosphere of hell, and the bone girl stepped on it and stepped on it, and it was very firm.It shouldn't be because I was afraid that the bridge would collapse and I didn't dare to come over.

So……

The reason is probably the beautiful woman standing in the middle of the bridge.

Holding a paper umbrella with a stone bridge pattern on it, wearing a simple kimono that just covered the ankle, with a pattern similar to the paper umbrella pattern dyed on the hem, and looking away at the Sanzu River with her back.

Although the bone girl couldn't see the other person's appearance clearly, she looked down at herself, she was wearing a pure white mourning dress,... ah, let's go buy two clothes anytime.Otherwise, the wages she earned after working for so long will be wasted.

The bone girl can guess the identity of the woman, so many clues point to the monster of her age, Qiao Ji.In a word, it is a very beautiful monster, and it is harmless to her.

"Master Ghost Lantern, this is the way."

Pulling up the hem of the mourning dress, the bone girl who had just stepped out of curiosity hurriedly withdrew her feet, turned her head to look at the group of ghosts coming, most of them were men, and the one who was surrounded at the top was another famous sight of hell—hell Master Shady Ghost Lamp.

Of course, Santuchuan is known to people, and the ghost animals of ghost lamps are well known to jailers.

I think Mr. Ghost Lantern was called by the jailers nearby. Look at the dead people who have caused a blockage on the opposite side. This is no longer the result of stagnant work.Eighty percent of the dead who were judged by Duoyipo as Youqiaodu would be judged innocent and enter the kingdom of heaven. She was equivalent to delaying the work of both the kingdom of heaven and the hell at once.

That Miss Qiao Ji will end badly.

"She is a monster from the present world. She stood there a few months ago. All male dead who crossed the bridge were thrown into the river by her, and they were not allowed to cross the river..."

"A few months ago? Why didn't you report it until now?"

Master Ghost Lantern, your focus is a bit strange.

"Because Master Chu Jiang said that it will solve it, but recently, many male jailers have been brutally killed by him, and the emergence of a staff vacuum has to be reported to you..."

Lord Ghost Lantern, why is such a kind old man sounding a little afraid of you?

"I understand, I will send people from other hells. As for her..."

The ghost lamp paused, and called out to Ms. Qiao Ji who was looking into the distance, trying to attract the other party's attention, "Miss over there! Because you have seriously delayed the work of hell, and at the same time caused many jailers to leave their posts. I will send the list of losses to your residence in this world, so can you leave your address!"

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The bone girl who followed Qiao Ji's eyes all the time did not look away at this time. According to legend, Qiao Ji is a very beautiful monster, and the bone girl who has always been a gentleman towards women naturally pays attention to each other's every move.

Then ask Mr. Ghost Lantern for a copy of Qiao Ji's address.

The well-established plan of the bone girl collapsed the moment Qiao Ji turned her head.

As expected of a youkai from the Heian Era like myself, how should I put it...it fits the aesthetics of people at that time.In short, it is very classic.Of course, this is unacceptable to a bone girl who has watched the evolution of people's aesthetics over the years.

"I don't want to. Anyway, you are also approaching me for my beauty! I tell you that this bridge is already my home. You must get my permission before entering! Don't be a monster! You are a fool! I..."

Dare to resist ghosts and gods, Mr. Ghost Lantern, and claim to have beauty, Qiao Ji, you are really a warrior.

The bone girl left a compliment to the other party, and basically didn't need to think about it. After she turned her head, she could see the low air pressure around the ghost lamp. She pulled out the mace, and the bone girl saw it flying towards the third universe at the speed of the third universe. Umbrella turned to Hashihime-san who loudly defended herself.

"The Three-way Bridge is a bridge built by hell for the passing of the dead. All construction and maintenance funds are allocated from the operating funds of hell. If you want to make this your home, please pay off the debts of hell first, and then I will Provide you with accurate data."

As expected of Mr. Ghost Lantern, he is simple, rude and easy to understand. This attitude can be applied to the work of Daoshan Hell.

The appearance of Qiao Ji in the legends is almost always the image of "appearing in the center of the river bed around the bridge to lure passing men to drown him". I don't know if it is because there are too many ferocious animals in the Santuchuan The giant snake of the "lord", a cancer, or a mermaid family that doesn't look like a family at all.In short, Qiao Ji, who has been soaked in water all year round, is now standing on the bridge to harm the dead men.

It's just a monster that is harmless to women. In fact, you only need to ask the female ghost to discuss it with the other party. It would be better to fly to the Palace of Qin.

For things that look like women, bone girls are quite friendly.Although this woman is too classically beautiful.

I don't know how many people were drowned by Qiao Ji before. Under the command of the ghost lamp, the ghost jailers around scattered and walked to the lower reaches of the Santu River. It is said that the lower reaches lead to the legendary lonely hell.The dead piled up on the opposite side were punched a gap by Lord Ghost Lantern's mace, and they had already started to cross the bridge in an orderly manner under the arrangement of the ghost jailer.

"Miss Bone Girl? Do you have anything to go to King Qin's side?"

The bone girl who was named gave way to the side of the bridge, and the tone of Master Ghost Lamp's unrelenting pressure sounded very ghostly.

"Well, the Knife Mountain Hell has not had a complete list of the dead since five years ago. I'll check with King Qin Guang."

"That's right, come with me."

Can she not go?

"If you want to experience the experience of crossing the deep water of the Santu River, I don't mind at all."

"I understand, please let me follow Master Ghost Lantern."

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