[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell
Chapter 5 Today's Children Are Raised by Exquisite CG Screens
In front of the Grand Palace of Qin, the small building outside the palace was destroyed by the ghost lamp mace——
As expected of Lord Ghost Lamp, this level of lethality might not even be possible for Sakata Kintoki, who is famous for his great strength.
The bone girl who was with Ghost Lantern followed him into the collapsed building, stepped on the stone bricks exposed to the air, and Ghost Lantern pulled out a mace with bloodstains from under the broken tiles, and couldn't help but sigh the strength of the dark scene in hell .
As expected of a shady scene in hell, even Qin Guangdian didn't pay attention to it. No matter how you say it, King Qin Guang was a king who was so serious that the dead were mistaken for King Yan Mo.
"Qiao Ji... why did she stand on the Santu Bridge?"
Presumably, Lord Ghost Lantern must have something to ask this monster, otherwise she would not have been spared.In three or two steps, the bone girl helped Qiao Ji up from the depths of the rubble, who had completely lost sight of her beautiful back just now.She is very gentlemanly with women.
"Hell will indeed have visits from gods, living monsters, UMA, or colleagues from hell, which will benefit the development of hell. Hell welcomes them very much, but it does not disturb the work of hell."
I heard that Qiao Ji stood on the Santu Bridge for a long time, and even threw many dead people down the Santu River to be washed to the Solitary Hell.
"I,!..., I came to hell to find my husband, but..."
"Miss Hashihime, if you don't want to try the third cosmic speed flight again, I recommend you to tell the truth."
Considering that Mr. Ghost Lantern might hit herself with a mace thrown from that angle, the bone girl thought about it, and advised her to avoid involving herself.
"No!" Qiao Ji put away the scarred paper umbrella, stretched out her hand to pinch her hair, and retorted loudly after hesitation, "My husband passed away not long ago because of me. I know that I am a monster, and I don't have to bear the burden." I can’t survive with my own responsibilities, but my husband is still willing to be with me... But hell is too big, and I have nowhere to go after I come to hell, so I can only stay on the Santu bridge one by one Identify. I'm sorry to disturb my work, but please, can you please help me find my husband!"
Not only is it a simple RPG, but the task system is also very simple.
Knowing the general process, the bone girl nodded. Qiao Ji is considered a beautiful monster in the setting, and it is not impossible to lure some unexpected bait.Thinking of something, the bone girl raised her eyes and looked at the ghost lamp.
"I understand. I'll help you find your husband. If you die recently, you can still find him. On the contrary, Miss Qiao Ji, are you interested in working in hell?"
...As expected of Mr. Ghost Lamp who is poaching corners all the time.
"The probationary period is three months, and then I will become a full-time employee, including board and lodging. The minimum wage in Hell is around [-] yen, which is more than twice the average wage in Taoyuan Township. In addition, there are two paid vacations a year, If there is an accident at work, you will be fully reimbursed in hell, and there will be a year-end bonus, and you can still consider promotion if you do a good job..."
It turns out that the benefits of hell are so good.
"Food and lodging included?"
Qiao Ji had a big reaction to this sentence.
"Yes, our employees all have their own dormitories. Of course, two people are allowed to live together. There are hundreds of dishes to choose from in the Hell Canteen. Now the three meals in Taoyuan Township have to be prepared by the employees themselves. Our conditions are already Very good."
Master Ghost Lantern, do you have any complaints about Taoyuan Township?
"...The job in hell, what exactly is it going to do?"
"If you don't mind, the Sword Mountain Hell is short of manpower recently, and monsters like Ms. Qiao Ji with negative BUFF all over them are very suitable there."
When did Qiao Ji change from "to lure people to jump into the river" to "people who approach her will find a place to jump down".
"I'm going! Please put me on duty immediately!"
Sniffing out the reason why the ghost lamp brought her, the bone girl moved a few steps towards the rubble beside her, staring at the ghost lamp and pulling out the contract from her clothes, not intending to let Miss Qiao Ji know the inside story of the matter.
Do you always carry things like signing contracts with you? !
Qiao Ji happily stamped a handprint on the end of the contract, in triplicate, and Ghost Lantern handed over the second one to the bone girl.
There was no way, she took two steps forward, took the contract and quickly browsed it, and soon discovered something wrong with the contract.
Facts have proved that labor contracts cannot be signed randomly.
"This is Ms. Bone Girl, the current manager of the Sword Mountain Hell. She will arrange your residence for you. In addition, when the probationary period is over, [-]% of your salary will be used to repay the debt of this incident. You didn't have the right to resign before."
A very obvious contract of sale.
The bone girl who originally wanted to propose a big monster's job application to be transferred back to the place where the flying insects fell, swallowed what she wanted to say, and it is estimated that Lord Ghost Lantern would not agree to this proposal.
Shouting hell, falling like a flying insect—
"I always feel that Mr. Ghost Lantern is not as serious as he looks. Is it my illusion?"
Sitting on the rock where flying insects fell, the bone girl raised her own questions to Senior Mustard Seed who was working.
King Qin Yu is different from the rumors, he is a kind king, and his assistant Mr. Ono Huang is also a very efficient person. After the bone girl clarified the purpose of her trip in detail, what she wants Almost here.
Lord Ghost Lantern went nowhere after entering the palace of Qin Guang, leaving behind Qiao Ji, who was deceived into signing a contract like a contract of sale, to follow behind him with a face of reluctance, until now.
Like a ghost.
"Master Ghost Lantern is the kind of person who unexpectedly likes animals."
"No, I don't think it should be to that extent."
The bone girl waved her hand, and took back Senior Jiezi's disrespectful comments.
"Really, isn't there a piece of snapdragon planted in the courtyard of Yan Mo Temple?"
"It turns out that it was planted by Lord Ghost Lamp... By the way, can that kind of thing really be considered an animal? It's not right to say that it's a plant."
The bone girl recalled the very ghostly scene she saw in the courtyard of Yan Mo Temple a few days ago. The weird mural protruding from the wall looks like a sun. , the horror scene at that time lingered in her heart for a long time and could not fade away.
As expected of Lord Ghost Lantern, you can borrow a few snapdragons to plant in the Knife Mountain Hell to urge the ghost jailers to work.
"But what's that thing behind you?"
Senior Mustard Seed held the grass he found from the side in his mouth, jumped up and sat down next to the bone girl, and looked at Qiao Ji who came with the bone girl with his hands in his hands.
"Is it the dead?"
"No, her IQ is not as good as that of the dead."
The bone girl emphasized calmly.
"It's too rude to say that! How can I say that I was a geisha with both talents and looks before I became a youkai!"
Seeing that the topic was brought up to her, Qiao Ji, who was pursed and unwilling, stopped thinking about the escape plan from hell, and refused to admit defeat.
Without the threat of the third cosmic speed, she seemed to gain a bit of self-confidence out of thin air.
Senior Jiezi jumped off the rock and came in front of Qiao Ji, looking up at her, with no expression on his usual empty face, otherwise why would rabbits have facial paralysis.It seems that after looking at it, it returned to the stone.
"I can understand a little bit that it's not easy for you, bone girl. Come to me if you have any problems. Although it's not in my job, it's the senior's responsibility to take care of the younger generation after all."
"Thank you, senior."
"Why can you start discussing other people's IQs like no one else! Even if people's aesthetics have degraded now! But has the moral concept also degraded!"
The bone girl sighed.
"It's your brain that degenerates."
As expected of Lord Ghost Lamp, this level of lethality might not even be possible for Sakata Kintoki, who is famous for his great strength.
The bone girl who was with Ghost Lantern followed him into the collapsed building, stepped on the stone bricks exposed to the air, and Ghost Lantern pulled out a mace with bloodstains from under the broken tiles, and couldn't help but sigh the strength of the dark scene in hell .
As expected of a shady scene in hell, even Qin Guangdian didn't pay attention to it. No matter how you say it, King Qin Guang was a king who was so serious that the dead were mistaken for King Yan Mo.
"Qiao Ji... why did she stand on the Santu Bridge?"
Presumably, Lord Ghost Lantern must have something to ask this monster, otherwise she would not have been spared.In three or two steps, the bone girl helped Qiao Ji up from the depths of the rubble, who had completely lost sight of her beautiful back just now.She is very gentlemanly with women.
"Hell will indeed have visits from gods, living monsters, UMA, or colleagues from hell, which will benefit the development of hell. Hell welcomes them very much, but it does not disturb the work of hell."
I heard that Qiao Ji stood on the Santu Bridge for a long time, and even threw many dead people down the Santu River to be washed to the Solitary Hell.
"I,!..., I came to hell to find my husband, but..."
"Miss Hashihime, if you don't want to try the third cosmic speed flight again, I recommend you to tell the truth."
Considering that Mr. Ghost Lantern might hit herself with a mace thrown from that angle, the bone girl thought about it, and advised her to avoid involving herself.
"No!" Qiao Ji put away the scarred paper umbrella, stretched out her hand to pinch her hair, and retorted loudly after hesitation, "My husband passed away not long ago because of me. I know that I am a monster, and I don't have to bear the burden." I can’t survive with my own responsibilities, but my husband is still willing to be with me... But hell is too big, and I have nowhere to go after I come to hell, so I can only stay on the Santu bridge one by one Identify. I'm sorry to disturb my work, but please, can you please help me find my husband!"
Not only is it a simple RPG, but the task system is also very simple.
Knowing the general process, the bone girl nodded. Qiao Ji is considered a beautiful monster in the setting, and it is not impossible to lure some unexpected bait.Thinking of something, the bone girl raised her eyes and looked at the ghost lamp.
"I understand. I'll help you find your husband. If you die recently, you can still find him. On the contrary, Miss Qiao Ji, are you interested in working in hell?"
...As expected of Mr. Ghost Lamp who is poaching corners all the time.
"The probationary period is three months, and then I will become a full-time employee, including board and lodging. The minimum wage in Hell is around [-] yen, which is more than twice the average wage in Taoyuan Township. In addition, there are two paid vacations a year, If there is an accident at work, you will be fully reimbursed in hell, and there will be a year-end bonus, and you can still consider promotion if you do a good job..."
It turns out that the benefits of hell are so good.
"Food and lodging included?"
Qiao Ji had a big reaction to this sentence.
"Yes, our employees all have their own dormitories. Of course, two people are allowed to live together. There are hundreds of dishes to choose from in the Hell Canteen. Now the three meals in Taoyuan Township have to be prepared by the employees themselves. Our conditions are already Very good."
Master Ghost Lantern, do you have any complaints about Taoyuan Township?
"...The job in hell, what exactly is it going to do?"
"If you don't mind, the Sword Mountain Hell is short of manpower recently, and monsters like Ms. Qiao Ji with negative BUFF all over them are very suitable there."
When did Qiao Ji change from "to lure people to jump into the river" to "people who approach her will find a place to jump down".
"I'm going! Please put me on duty immediately!"
Sniffing out the reason why the ghost lamp brought her, the bone girl moved a few steps towards the rubble beside her, staring at the ghost lamp and pulling out the contract from her clothes, not intending to let Miss Qiao Ji know the inside story of the matter.
Do you always carry things like signing contracts with you? !
Qiao Ji happily stamped a handprint on the end of the contract, in triplicate, and Ghost Lantern handed over the second one to the bone girl.
There was no way, she took two steps forward, took the contract and quickly browsed it, and soon discovered something wrong with the contract.
Facts have proved that labor contracts cannot be signed randomly.
"This is Ms. Bone Girl, the current manager of the Sword Mountain Hell. She will arrange your residence for you. In addition, when the probationary period is over, [-]% of your salary will be used to repay the debt of this incident. You didn't have the right to resign before."
A very obvious contract of sale.
The bone girl who originally wanted to propose a big monster's job application to be transferred back to the place where the flying insects fell, swallowed what she wanted to say, and it is estimated that Lord Ghost Lantern would not agree to this proposal.
Shouting hell, falling like a flying insect—
"I always feel that Mr. Ghost Lantern is not as serious as he looks. Is it my illusion?"
Sitting on the rock where flying insects fell, the bone girl raised her own questions to Senior Mustard Seed who was working.
King Qin Yu is different from the rumors, he is a kind king, and his assistant Mr. Ono Huang is also a very efficient person. After the bone girl clarified the purpose of her trip in detail, what she wants Almost here.
Lord Ghost Lantern went nowhere after entering the palace of Qin Guang, leaving behind Qiao Ji, who was deceived into signing a contract like a contract of sale, to follow behind him with a face of reluctance, until now.
Like a ghost.
"Master Ghost Lantern is the kind of person who unexpectedly likes animals."
"No, I don't think it should be to that extent."
The bone girl waved her hand, and took back Senior Jiezi's disrespectful comments.
"Really, isn't there a piece of snapdragon planted in the courtyard of Yan Mo Temple?"
"It turns out that it was planted by Lord Ghost Lamp... By the way, can that kind of thing really be considered an animal? It's not right to say that it's a plant."
The bone girl recalled the very ghostly scene she saw in the courtyard of Yan Mo Temple a few days ago. The weird mural protruding from the wall looks like a sun. , the horror scene at that time lingered in her heart for a long time and could not fade away.
As expected of Lord Ghost Lantern, you can borrow a few snapdragons to plant in the Knife Mountain Hell to urge the ghost jailers to work.
"But what's that thing behind you?"
Senior Mustard Seed held the grass he found from the side in his mouth, jumped up and sat down next to the bone girl, and looked at Qiao Ji who came with the bone girl with his hands in his hands.
"Is it the dead?"
"No, her IQ is not as good as that of the dead."
The bone girl emphasized calmly.
"It's too rude to say that! How can I say that I was a geisha with both talents and looks before I became a youkai!"
Seeing that the topic was brought up to her, Qiao Ji, who was pursed and unwilling, stopped thinking about the escape plan from hell, and refused to admit defeat.
Without the threat of the third cosmic speed, she seemed to gain a bit of self-confidence out of thin air.
Senior Jiezi jumped off the rock and came in front of Qiao Ji, looking up at her, with no expression on his usual empty face, otherwise why would rabbits have facial paralysis.It seems that after looking at it, it returned to the stone.
"I can understand a little bit that it's not easy for you, bone girl. Come to me if you have any problems. Although it's not in my job, it's the senior's responsibility to take care of the younger generation after all."
"Thank you, senior."
"Why can you start discussing other people's IQs like no one else! Even if people's aesthetics have degraded now! But has the moral concept also degraded!"
The bone girl sighed.
"It's your brain that degenerates."
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